Its a dog that sleepwalks!
High view count but but GC preview says no, so I'm risking it for the comedy ending!
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:03, Reply)
are slightly smarter than dogs.
btw, should i be worried that my cat that has been missing for 4 days now? hes old, but not that old not to stop fucking every female cat in the area. he also fights all night long for his terriory! :( i miss him
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:18, Reply)
Half an hour ago I was carrying my cat down the stairs when she projectile vomited.
Thank god for 1001 and the steam cleaner.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:20, Reply)
for some reason, its either age or lazyness, but he doesnt jump on my lap any more, but as mentioned above, he can shag any thing that has 4 legs and a tail!
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:31, Reply)
turned out he'd got himself trapped in a house that was being renovated and the builders weren't back until the Monday.
We had to feed him scraps through the letterbox.
He's back now but considerably less white than before.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:27, Reply)
eeek, poor thing. i think a dose of cuddles, non stop fussing and a whole tuna fish is in order!! was he white before he went off?
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:32, Reply)
We've managed to brush out most of the builders' dust now. (well, my housemate did the brushing)
He won't touch tuna fish for some reason.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:36, Reply)
he wont eat anything else, hes very fussy, and he knows when the cheap cat food is being given to him. he sniffs, looks up as if to say wtf, walks out and goes next door. cheecky begger :P
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:43, Reply)
Edit: Awwww poor Bizkit. At least when we have dodgy dreams we know where dreaming, he must just think hes going mental.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-0dzKH1Rfs&feature=related
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:43, Reply)
I have seen it about 10 times now and laughed out loud each time. Without doubt one of the best things I have seen on here in a long time. :)
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 4:21, Reply)
Pure pished myself!!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 2:33, Reply)
But laugh I did. Loud, hearty, and repeatedly.
*self-loathes*
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:19, Reply)
startled in a dream and whacked my head into the wall. woke up in agony, sat up and said "where am I?" then collapsed. had a headache for about a week.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:53, Reply)
That the same dog that picked a fight with its rear foot lying on the couch?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:15, Reply)
Well I like it... :)
I'm sure Phil won't mind either.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:33, Reply)
Don't know what any of the component parts are, so I'll credit it to you if you don't mind.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:38, Reply)
Just some Electro beats and Thin Lizzy - Spirit Slips Away.
Nothing special, I just liked how it sounded :)
original track here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9v0hxVz9PQ
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:45, Reply)
it's a beetle's willy
am not marking it nsfw because it's science
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:32, Reply)
Complete and utter waste of time - click the button to increase your score as much as you can before anyone else does. Bonus internet-delay frustration and free "What's my IP Address" feature included.
Edit: A bug means it doesn't work as expected. Bah.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:26, Reply)
People can't kick you off when they join, though I think I've just fixed it.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:37, Reply)
or I'm not being interrupted
Edit: No, apparently someone else is playing it now.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:37, Reply)
I'm being thrashed at my own game - my best score over the past minute was about 3 :)
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:42, Reply)
Andy would be... well, me.
And someone's taken out the 502 I posted earlier.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:01, Reply)
www.kloonigames.com/blog/games/4mins33secs
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:03, Reply)
317 clicks! yippeeee.. anyone know a place i can get a cheap new mouse from?
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:24, Reply)
Being the whippersnapper that I am, I wasn't able to appreciate him before he died, and I won't gush on and on. Just a small reminder of why his anger, but mainly his warmth and compassion, is dearly missed.
(a few days out, but good thoughts with monday looming)
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:17, Reply)
dunno about this business of deifying him though.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:22, Reply)
He was a voice, and had such clarity of vision for the most part. He is worth remembering.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:26, Reply)
great comedy from some of the most simplest truths we all know. Shame he died.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:23, Reply)
and this one :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMWWeS-j43A&feature=channel_page
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:51, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=INarE1WraFA
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:04, Reply)
EDIT - It's making me cringe watching it. It's like he takes the soul out and substitutes it with gurning.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:07, Reply)
which indicates to me that this is just the tip of the iceberg.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:27, Reply)
That's all I'm going on really.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:41, Reply)
I believe the saying goes - Why is Denis Leary a star while Bill Hicks is unknown? Answer: Because there's no cure for cancer.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:00, Reply)
Jimmy Carr saying, in all sincerity, that Denis Leary is origional and people should stop comparing him to Hicks.
Cunts the pair of them. Of course, I thought No Cure for Cancer was the best comedy I had ever heard as a youngster, then I stumbled across Hicks. Never like Leary since.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:03, Reply)
the bloke was a truly hilarious, sharp, and ground breaking stand up
Dearly missed indeed :(
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:13, Reply)
the faq says don't post porn.
this is not porn
except it does include lots of graphic muff shots
so it is porn really. only it isn't.
it's a lolcats spoof thing
only, it is actually funny.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:05, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they could all fit in there...
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:10, Reply)
hahaha lotrlol
wtf am I looking at this for, Mictoboy! *shakes fist*
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:16, Reply)
I saw this in a shop yesterday: I hate to think what this coffee tastes like
(mostly SFW link!)
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:37, Reply)
Disgusting - check!
Hilarious - check!
Strangely Erotic - check!
Newsletter this!
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:09, Reply)
Not exactly what was asked for in the newsletter, but maybe someone wants to build on it.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:03, Reply)
4. DEODORANT: New research suggests that the aluminium in many anti-perspirants has a potential link with breast cancer. Here, a leading breast cancer specialist explains why he explains why he suggests avoiding the products.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:58, Reply)
i'm sure i read somewhere more reputable that the regions of the boob closest to the armpit is where tumors tend to start. If that's not true then it probably is daily mail balls.
And the Lonely Planet claims that using Squat toilets stops you getting piles..not like the people in the world who use squat toilets have a diet with more veg and less processed meat
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 1:20, Reply)
more so blocking the pores so your skin can't sweat.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:06, Reply)
Yes, it's Hitler, durr, but it's Hitler with a a tropical twist!
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:45, Reply)
All makes sense now... only working there could do that to a man.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:54, Reply)
was that he was terrified of furries, poor bloke, had to endure years of mental torture
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:09, Reply)
Little Big Planet
*edit* Well I say I made this, Mr Liveinabin did which amounts to much the same thing. (Not sure he'd see it that way though)
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:44, Reply)
Haven't played LBP for a while, have then enabled direct youtube uploading in it?
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:57, Reply)
To record this involved a lot of buggering about with camcorders and cables.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:59, Reply)
but that's one of the best LBP levels I've seen. Nice job.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:52, Reply)
Wish I hadn't lent this game to my brother-in-law now ...not seeing that again.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:10, Reply)
The worst part is, I wasn't expecting that at all. You bastard
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:30, Reply)
I see something that makes me laugh, hard. This is that thing.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:00, Reply)
The story is complete. Lyrics are available here.
Cheers for listening!
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:26, Reply)
Barry Hindes who wrote Kes used to teach English at my old school.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:30, Reply)
Did he teach you?
I'm planning on sending this to David Bradley on DVD at some point.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:31, Reply)
He left about 2 years before I started. I might have been able to speak proper England if he had bin there when I was, innit!
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:33, Reply)
Not pleasant at all, sorry.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:37, Reply)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1030798/Muslim-outrage-police-advert-featuring-cute-puppy-sitting-policemans-hat.html
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:02, Reply)
my work is done.
'goes back to his cave in the welsh hills'
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:47, Reply)
"outrage" turns into "upset" and finally "concern that it's not welcomed".
The headline could just as well be "Daily Mail outrage at failure of Muslims to like picture of puppy."
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:48, Reply)
hehe essentially this is why I hate the Daily Mail it's not so much life through a magnifying glass more an electron microscope to over inflate the benile and mudane into OUTRAGE and SHOCK!
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:59, Reply)
but I reiterate BAN THIS SICK FILTH to your ;)
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:05, Reply)
Marked NSFW because it might put you off your dinner
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:30, Reply)
As it's a combination of Jo Brand, televised dancing contests and Comic Relief it should be the perfect storm of shitness.
But it wasn't.
(In short, I have nothing interesting to say about it)
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:36, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtMTdHel0dM
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:39, Reply)
his departure was a drawn-out, tearful affair, then he had a spin-off series.
There was that time he got his nob out though.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:54, Reply)
The fact that he was in crap porn films emerged longer after he left.
He was killed by green tree spunk in Flash Gordon though.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:55, Reply)
All I can think while I'm watching that is "are they going to start singing then?"
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:56, Reply)
the entertainment is in seeing jo brand dressed like britney spears with a beer gut
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:01, Reply)
main call centre for taking 'donations' think i should 'volunteer' my services? would mean i would work from 6pm to 12am, and i could be doing better things with my time, like iplayer
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:21, Reply)
and John Sergeant really related? Wiki says no, QI says yes.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:22, Reply)
swedish amuptee porn with out wetting myself
edit: matrix is on the telly, and reminded me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxQW9hyuZVE
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:20, Reply)
Why should I when it's the Danes that have the horny stumps.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:27, Reply)
and for some reason i cant come up with a more witty responce than that :(
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:50, Reply)
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:19, Reply)
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:20, Reply)
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:22, Reply)
Deputy Paul Schene has been charged with fourth-degree assault. Surely he must have known there was a camera there?
It's made tomorrows edition of the Sun
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2283025.ece
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:39, Reply)
nothing justifies that sort of response from someone who is suppose to protect people.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:44, Reply)
that he will have to learn to love it going in dry
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:49, Reply)
power freak.
he'll be spending the rest of his life with a cork in his arse, as his ring is gonna be fucked until its in goatse proportions while in prison
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:50, Reply)
'Twat' doesn't begin to cover it. I know there is some nasty stuff on the web, but I hope that girl never finds out that this traumatic moment is on you-tube.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:51, Reply)
his lawyers say the video is 'misleading'
soooo...he didn't rush in and beat her up then? He...ran in and offered her milk and cookies?
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:56, Reply)
At the risk of sounding like an old cunt...
Kids these days - they think they have so much power, and so many rights (which sadly they do). It leads to the cocky little shitbags who hang around on street corners and form gangs etc.
Whilst it can't be denied that the police officer went Waaay over the top there - a bit of a cuff round the ear to put them in their place is what a lot of them need.
I've got a few friends who teach in 'less than respectable' schools, they tell me that the kids literally run the place. You can't do anything these days.
I really am sounding like an old fart now, but we need to reverse this trend.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:26, Reply)
I heartily agree with what you're saying.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:20, Reply)
like that galvestondailynews.com/story.lasso?ewcd=dbb1f3ec0e4b1180 story, seriously abusing their position.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:55, Reply)
not enough of this thing goes on nowadays.
Teach 'em manners... if they don't learn.... fucking knock it into them!
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:30, Reply)
remove those f*cking cameras... and give the nasty little c*nts a good hiding.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:43, Reply)
happily killing someone down an alley. Many of them beating the shit out of him all because he kicked one of the cops up the arse while he was trying to snap his mates arm off.
Nasty cunts, and that was South East England!
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:10, Reply)
had me waiting right to the end :)
BTW what did you do to download the video?
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:39, Reply)
youtubedownload.altervista.org/
Have to convert file to (Xvid) avi, then use another converter to make it DivX, then edit with Virtual Dub. Lot of hassle.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:43, Reply)
as the damn thing makes movies in a format that cannot be open in After Effects so I had to buy the software after I'd bought the camcorder - they should bungled converter software with camcorders that have the .mod format else what the hell is the point of having the camcorder if you can't edit it /rant end.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:48, Reply)
you can handily "convert" to JVC .mod files to mpeg4 my changing the file extension to .mpg as they're just mpeg4's which JVC decided to name differently for some reason.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:51, Reply)
and the method you suggested as my science sucks.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:09, Reply)
Only a tad fiddly.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:32, Reply)
Nostalgia Trip for Punks and Punkettes - see how many you can remember
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:32, Reply)
an i thought the first pic of Joe Strummer looked a bit gay....
good find all the same
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:22, Reply)
OK, this is a shock video but prolly worth looking at cos it's by Auntie rather than some cheap numpty ad agency.
I don't think I'm spoiling it as it's so damned obvious what's going to happen, but nicely done.
**edit: Rendezvous to Rama was on R4 earlier today (part of this scifi season). Pretty good I thunk.**
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:41, Reply)
edit: i just watched it again, and it was still terrifying!
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:49, Reply)
as soon as I come down from the ceiling.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:54, Reply)
/Nervous disposition
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:04, Reply)
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:13, Reply)
as I wouldn't expect something like it from the BBC, but it's good to be surprised. And very scared.......*whimper*
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:12, Reply)
The track list is annotated in the video and in the description box.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:52, Reply)
But I like the links board, you're fluffy:
I know I've seen a thing posted on b3ta where you can make polls just through linked images, which can be used on forums and stuff. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Failed to Google for it :(
Edit: Fuck I found it. Ignore me :(
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:18, Reply)
My first attempt at a "Tubedub". Please be gentle.
NSFW due to Sweary-Weary.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:46, Reply)
« Older links | Newer links »