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This is a link post the fucking moon landing NSFW
quite sweet, really.
(iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post This deserves a reply
cos it's ace. I actually felt more wonder at that than any other footage.
It's easy to forget how awesome it was, the moon landing is something that has been fact since I've been alive, very easy to take for granted.

For fucks sake, they were walking on the fucking moon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)
This is a link post Do dogs look up?
Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and co discuss it
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:58, Reply)
This is a link post Iron Monkees - The Trooper Believer

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:53, Reply)
This is a link post Psycho Mall Walker - terrifying woman uses malls as exercise grounds...
Hope it's not GC. Just saw it for the first time. Pretty wonderful woman, I wonder if she'd be friends with me.
(13ffx should be working..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it bad
that i fancy her?
 (Monkeysport2000 I like this!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post nah,
fit chicks are hot
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post whatever she's on
I want some of it...
 (knackerz is skinning up, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:50, Reply)
This is a link post Microwave Cookery for One I made this!
TODAY: The Bronx Roll
By: Wobb

Serves: 1

Ingredients:
1 x Asda Sausage Roll
2 x slices of salami

Method:
Arrange salami attractively on top of sausage roll.
Put in microwave for 48 seconds.

The flavours magically fuse and you can now tuck into your Bronx Roll.

I made this! (literally, I did)
 (mingeswingers, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I am on my way to the kitchen...
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post Beastie Boys - Shake Your Rump

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post woop woop!...is the disco call...
Adam Yauch has been diagnosed with cancer....they've just cancelled a shit load of shows:(
 (mousemonkey, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:45, Reply)
This is a link post http://kempfolds.blogspot.com/
Ross Kemp's Face, Folded
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahhahaha

(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
this is great
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He has the most foldable face I've ever seen
ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Clicking this
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fantastic.
Excellent find!
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i love this
more than life itself. great find.
 (I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I love folding faces in the paper, this makes me glee.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha fantastic!
*clicks
the first one is phenomenal and the fact that the people in the background look more or less normal makes it all the more phenomenonenonally phenomenal
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahahhaha that is fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Massive click.
I saw something like this in maxim or loaded or some lads mag yonks ago. It was his face stretched out, with caption "His tongue tastes of tongue, he doesn't like the taste of tongue"


I thought it was funny...
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)
This is a link post "IT'S STILL FREAKIN FROZEN"
Yet more hilarity with the internet's most disturbed teenager, and this has to be real, all the videos we have seen are simply to genuine not to be; poor Steven

despite laughing to my core, is it wrong to be laughing so much at someone who is quite obviously completely mentally ill? His brother makes them though; for he chuckles as do I

Call me a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you imagine actually living in the same house as that twat?
I will be laughing for hours, "Get that camera out my face"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have to invest in a better camera if I lived there
I'm still unsure about whether these are real or not. Surely he would learn to go and freak out somewhere else after 5 videos?!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps Steven has no interest in the internet?
Lots of people don't, and perhaps he genuinely is a head case, to which the last of these videos we might never get to see; given it might be Steven finally pulling the trigger on his evil little tormentor of a brother and/or loosing the plot with his mother

Not much of a family to really miss from the gene pool to be honest; but fascinating and hilarious viewing
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ummm they took his internet WOW account away?
I guess you mean beyond that magical pixieland of internets?
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Frozen, sonny jim.. not "FROOWZZZEEEEHN"
his brother reminds me of Jacob Dyer aswell.. What a deeply unpleasent family
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post he's got the same accent as that loyd grossman

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(Fluffster, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA
It's his cousin.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm starting to think that little brother dude is actually a bit of a shit.
Still funnier than a dog on an ice rink though.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:07, Reply)
This is a normal post God..
I want to punch that screaming little prat in his whiney little mouth!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:53, Reply)
This is a link post mashup, innit!
one of the best I've heard in a while.
(imlivinginabox yeah, it was me down on Main Street, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post still hate coldplay tho
arrogant twonts
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post Not sure why anyone tried this...
ice climbing in flippers and not much else...

Skip to about 3:00 to miss the excessive intro.
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post i have to say
there is something a little scary about a man in flippers and loincloth with two ice axes in hand
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post What a wuss
He's on a toprope.
 (simon shitting mason, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post well true
but I don't like the idea of any bare skin on ice like that!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:40, Reply)
This is a link post A nice song to antidote all the dodgy ones
Not sure if this is really b3ta but it cheered me up.
Just think she is very sweet.

Dunno if you've seen it already - apologies if you have.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She reminds me of Alisha Klass
...Hot.
*Clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post She also sings DJ Sammy
I like that song, it's a guilty pleasure.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
would.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post she makes me smile
now I've got a crush!
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post Because ukuleles aren't geeky enough
Although I may just in fact be jealous.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post This has surely been on here already
but apart from wired for sound, this is all the music b3ta needs
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post i want to be your lover.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh the originial video is one of my favorites
www.youtube.com/watch?v=if1zBr0hw2U
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh me old beauty
Have this single on 12" :)
 (KnackerDwarf, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:04, Reply)
This is a link post How not to do a double backflip on a motorbike!
Ouch!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Why am I
Not surprised Travis did the first double in competition? That was better!

but yes, ouchy
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch indeed
also on the same website on the right, see BJ Penn jumping out of a pool!
 (JoePesky, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)
This is a link post Moneyseize
Very difficult and very addictive flash game, great 8bit music and pixal graphics :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i have been enjoying this, upto about 18 now, far from all coins though!

(JoePesky, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)
This is a link post Piet and other animals
Seeing as someone down there mentioned a program in "just" 4k, these are always a good laugh if you're as dull as me - esoteric programming languages.

* BIT - a language that treats all data like C treats strings.
* Chef - a language where the programs produce magnificent meals.
* Haifu - a language based on Eastern philosophy and artistic values.
* HQ9++ - a language which extends the elegance of HQ9+ to the object-oriented paradigm.
* Ook! - a language designed for orang-utans.
* Piet - a language where the programs are works of modern art.
* Whenever - a language with no sense of urgency.
* ZOMBIE - a language designed for evil necromancers.

A delightful example of a valid Piet program:



Or not!

Have an Ook! example instead.

Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook! Ook? Ook! Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook! Ook?
Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post oi. just?
(glad you're here though. was feeling lonely for a bit)

Will have a look at these. Lots of em sound fun.

Definitely more fun than setting up postfix for the fist time... wish me luck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well there's a fist time for everything. Postfix... good choice I dallied with exim for a couple of years, but postfix is prolly my fave MTA. yes. I have a favourite MTA.

if you get stuck, come over to linuxquestions.org and I'll ignore your post there...
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
there was me thinking the open source community were paticularly unhelpful...
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, it is fun being an arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post piet is fucking amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post And I'd still rather use half of those
instead of PHP.
/suffering web developer blog.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
what's wrong with PHP compared to the horror of ASP?
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post At least ASP isn't used all that much these days -
not that ASP is a language in any case (my web host offers ASP but the only language available is Perl for that matter).
PHP is just... weird. Why does $x = $y copy by value in PHP 4 but copy by reference in PHP 5? If $a = 0 and $b = 'hello' then $a == false and $b == true but also $a == $b (but $a !== $b). Why is html_entity_decode the inverse function of htmlentities? Why do $needle and $haystack swap positions in every other function? The less said about magic_quotes_gpc and register_globals - and hosts that switch these on and don't let you switch them off - the better.
At least the above esoteric languages are weird by design. ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post dont forget
lolcode
 (I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL ++

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck it,
It's just a cat.
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Adults and children over 12 years,
try not to get those two mixed up :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Thats a very neat beard
 (american badass Papa's got a brand new beef bag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a link post MCA of the Beastie Boys has been diagnosed with cancer of the salivary gland.
This makes me sad. A small tribute in the form of one my favourite videos ever is in order.
Announcement by the man himself here. EDIT: His 'ill communication' if you will.

(this guy I actually care about so I wouldn't make jokes if he wasn't so upbeat and positive about the situation.)
(tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
That's awful news :(

At least he seems positive and hopefully it IS caught early enough and only localised.
I wish him all the best!
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never heard of that before
Is there anywhere that you can't get cancer?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
if men can get breast cancer, I'm guessing not...

From the Newsweek article: "According to the American Cancer Society, salivary gland cancer is rare: about 2 cases per 100,000 people per year in the United States, which is less than 1 percent of all cancer diagnoses. "
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post But men can't get ovarian cancer
And women tend not to suffer from prostate cancer.

Which is good news, I suppose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You are ignoring hermaphrodites

(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post you should never ignore hermaphrodites
they might be up to something.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, Droitwich

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
*moves to Droitwich*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
why the fuck would anyone want to live in Droitwich?? Good golly gosh, I'd rather have the cancer. Luckily as i don't kiss with tongues, or kiss at all, I'm safe either way.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The only part of the human body immune to cancerous growth is the Shatner's Bassoon.
Fact.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not so sure, it's just very hard to find, and cancer has a bad sense of direction.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Lower
left earlobe
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Toenail?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i cant stand it!
.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post it must be time to get ill
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He be illin'
yo.
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what michael jackson said...

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Interthoractic Pulmonary
Pulmonary, intrathoracic

Oesophagal distention, Oesophagal distention
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post sad sad times

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a great video. BUT BETTER IF IT STILL SAYS 'FUCK'!
FUCKING THORN IN MY SIDE.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ccccccc-combo breaker!
Sorry but he has announced that he has cancer, which one in 3 people get and the survival rates are actually alot higher than most people realise. He is getting on with things and your posting "tribute" videos?

Why don't you just fucking kill him off!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post that sucks

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I am fucking devastated
but it is hopefully all completely treatable and he will be 100% in no time!
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:44, Reply)
This is a link post it's almost like he's thinking this...
from today's telegraph pictures of the day.
 (rainmaker is 98% lurker., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Its almost like they did that on purpose!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
'after chopping his stumps'
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Awwww don't be mean, he's an excellent and very magnanimous captain and one of the greatest cricketers ever.

But still... HAHAHAHAAAAA WE WON!!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this, made me laugh
But the cynic inside me shouts "SHOPPED"
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
it's been done before with the same background
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all about the "seams"

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:01, Reply)

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