
cos it's ace. I actually felt more wonder at that than any other footage.
It's easy to forget how awesome it was, the moon landing is something that has been fact since I've been alive, very easy to take for granted.
For fucks sake, they were walking on the fucking moon.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Hope it's not GC. Just saw it for the first time. Pretty wonderful woman, I wonder if she'd be friends with me.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:59, Reply)

TODAY: The Bronx Roll
By: Wobb
Serves: 1
Ingredients:
1 x Asda Sausage Roll
2 x slices of salami
Method:
Arrange salami attractively on top of sausage roll.
Put in microwave for 48 seconds.
The flavours magically fuse and you can now tuck into your Bronx Roll.
I made this! (literally, I did)
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:56, Reply)

Adam Yauch has been diagnosed with cancer....they've just cancelled a shit load of shows:(
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:36, Reply)

*clicks
the first one is phenomenal and the fact that the people in the background look more or less normal makes it all the more phenomenonenonally phenomenal
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:11, Reply)

I saw something like this in maxim or loaded or some lads mag yonks ago. It was his face stretched out, with caption "His tongue tastes of tongue, he doesn't like the taste of tongue"
I thought it was funny...
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:38, Reply)

Yet more hilarity with the internet's most disturbed teenager, and this has to be real, all the videos we have seen are simply to genuine not to be; poor Steven
despite laughing to my core, is it wrong to be laughing so much at someone who is quite obviously completely mentally ill? His brother makes them though; for he chuckles as do I
Call me a cunt :)
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)

I will be laughing for hours, "Get that camera out my face"
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:38, Reply)

I'm still unsure about whether these are real or not. Surely he would learn to go and freak out somewhere else after 5 videos?!
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:41, Reply)

Lots of people don't, and perhaps he genuinely is a head case, to which the last of these videos we might never get to see; given it might be Steven finally pulling the trigger on his evil little tormentor of a brother and/or loosing the plot with his mother
Not much of a family to really miss from the gene pool to be honest; but fascinating and hilarious viewing
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:47, Reply)

I guess you mean beyond that magical pixieland of internets?
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)

his brother reminds me of Jacob Dyer aswell.. What a deeply unpleasent family
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:48, Reply)

Still funnier than a dog on an ice rink though.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:07, Reply)

I want to punch that screaming little prat in his whiney little mouth!!!
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:53, Reply)

ice climbing in flippers and not much else...
Skip to about 3:00 to miss the excessive intro.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

there is something a little scary about a man in flippers and loincloth with two ice axes in hand
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)

but I don't like the idea of any bare skin on ice like that!
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:40, Reply)

Not sure if this is really b3ta but it cheered me up.
Just think she is very sweet.
Dunno if you've seen it already - apologies if you have.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)

I like that song, it's a guilty pleasure.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Although I may just in fact be jealous.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)

but apart from wired for sound, this is all the music b3ta needs
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=if1zBr0hw2U
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Not surprised Travis did the first double in competition? That was better!
but yes, ouchy
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)

also on the same website on the right, see BJ Penn jumping out of a pool!
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Very difficult and very addictive flash game, great 8bit music and pixal graphics :-)
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)

( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Seeing as someone down there mentioned a program in "just" 4k, these are always a good laugh if you're as dull as me - esoteric programming languages.
* BIT - a language that treats all data like C treats strings.
* Chef - a language where the programs produce magnificent meals.
* Haifu - a language based on Eastern philosophy and artistic values.
* HQ9++ - a language which extends the elegance of HQ9+ to the object-oriented paradigm.
* Ook! - a language designed for orang-utans.
* Piet - a language where the programs are works of modern art.
* Whenever - a language with no sense of urgency.
* ZOMBIE - a language designed for evil necromancers.
A delightful example of a valid Piet program:

Or not!
Have an Ook! example instead.
Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook! Ook? Ook! Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook! Ook?
Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)

(glad you're here though. was feeling lonely for a bit)
Will have a look at these. Lots of em sound fun.
Definitely more fun than setting up postfix for the fist time... wish me luck.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Well there's a fist time for everything. Postfix... good choice I dallied with exim for a couple of years, but postfix is prolly my fave MTA. yes. I have a favourite MTA.
if you get stuck, come over to linuxquestions.org and I'll ignore your post there...
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:57, Reply)

there was me thinking the open source community were paticularly unhelpful...
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:59, Reply)

instead of PHP.
/suffering web developer blog.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:15, Reply)

not that ASP is a language in any case (my web host offers ASP but the only language available is Perl for that matter).
PHP is just... weird. Why does $x = $y copy by value in PHP 4 but copy by reference in PHP 5? If $a = 0 and $b = 'hello' then $a == false and $b == true but also $a == $b (but $a !== $b). Why is html_entity_decode the inverse function of htmlentities? Why do $needle and $haystack swap positions in every other function? The less said about magic_quotes_gpc and register_globals - and hosts that switch these on and don't let you switch them off - the better.
At least the above esoteric languages are weird by design. ;-)
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)

try not to get those two mixed up :-)
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:40, Reply)

This makes me sad. A small tribute in the form of one my favourite videos ever is in order.
Announcement by the man himself here. EDIT: His 'ill communication' if you will.
(this guy I actually care about so I wouldn't make jokes if he wasn't so upbeat and positive about the situation.)
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:19, Reply)

That's awful news :(
At least he seems positive and hopefully it IS caught early enough and only localised.
I wish him all the best!
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Is there anywhere that you can't get cancer?
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)

if men can get breast cancer, I'm guessing not...
From the Newsweek article: "According to the American Cancer Society, salivary gland cancer is rare: about 2 cases per 100,000 people per year in the United States, which is less than 1 percent of all cancer diagnoses. "
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:39, Reply)

And women tend not to suffer from prostate cancer.
Which is good news, I suppose.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)

they might be up to something.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:09, Reply)

why the fuck would anyone want to live in Droitwich?? Good golly gosh, I'd rather have the cancer. Luckily as i don't kiss with tongues, or kiss at all, I'm safe either way.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Fact.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)

Not so sure, it's just very hard to find, and cancer has a bad sense of direction.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Pulmonary, intrathoracic
Oesophagal distention, Oesophagal distention
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:35, Reply)

FUCKING THORN IN MY SIDE.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Sorry but he has announced that he has cancer, which one in 3 people get and the survival rates are actually alot higher than most people realise. He is getting on with things and your posting "tribute" videos?
Why don't you just fucking kill him off!
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

but it is hopefully all completely treatable and he will be 100% in no time!
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:44, Reply)

from today's telegraph pictures of the day.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:57, Reply)

Awwww don't be mean, he's an excellent and very magnanimous captain and one of the greatest cricketers ever.
But still... HAHAHAHAAAAA WE WON!!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:34, Reply)

But the cynic inside me shouts "SHOPPED"
( , Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)
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