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This is a link post the fucking moon landing NSFW
quite sweet, really.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post This deserves a reply
cos it's ace. I actually felt more wonder at that than any other footage.
It's easy to forget how awesome it was, the moon landing is something that has been fact since I've been alive, very easy to take for granted.

For fucks sake, they were walking on the fucking moon.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)
This is a link post Do dogs look up?
Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and co discuss it
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:58, Reply)
This is a link post Iron Monkees - The Trooper Believer

(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:53, Reply)
This is a link post Psycho Mall Walker - terrifying woman uses malls as exercise grounds...
Hope it's not GC. Just saw it for the first time. Pretty wonderful woman, I wonder if she'd be friends with me.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it bad
that i fancy her?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post nah,
fit chicks are hot
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post whatever she's on
I want some of it...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:50, Reply)
This is a link post Microwave Cookery for One I made this!
TODAY: The Bronx Roll
By: Wobb

Serves: 1

Ingredients:
1 x Asda Sausage Roll
2 x slices of salami

Method:
Arrange salami attractively on top of sausage roll.
Put in microwave for 48 seconds.

The flavours magically fuse and you can now tuck into your Bronx Roll.

I made this! (literally, I did)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I am on my way to the kitchen...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post Beastie Boys - Shake Your Rump

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!!!!

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post woop woop!...is the disco call...
Adam Yauch has been diagnosed with cancer....they've just cancelled a shit load of shows:(
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:45, Reply)
This is a link post http://kempfolds.blogspot.com/
Ross Kemp's Face, Folded
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahhahaha

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
this is great
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He has the most foldable face I've ever seen
ever.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Clicking this
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fantastic.
Excellent find!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i love this
more than life itself. great find.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I love folding faces in the paper, this makes me glee.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha fantastic!
*clicks
the first one is phenomenal and the fact that the people in the background look more or less normal makes it all the more phenomenonenonally phenomenal
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahahhaha that is fantastic

(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Massive click.
I saw something like this in maxim or loaded or some lads mag yonks ago. It was his face stretched out, with caption "His tongue tastes of tongue, he doesn't like the taste of tongue"


I thought it was funny...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!

(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)
This is a link post "IT'S STILL FREAKIN FROZEN"
Yet more hilarity with the internet's most disturbed teenager, and this has to be real, all the videos we have seen are simply to genuine not to be; poor Steven

despite laughing to my core, is it wrong to be laughing so much at someone who is quite obviously completely mentally ill? His brother makes them though; for he chuckles as do I

Call me a cunt :)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post you cunt

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you imagine actually living in the same house as that twat?
I will be laughing for hours, "Get that camera out my face"
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have to invest in a better camera if I lived there
I'm still unsure about whether these are real or not. Surely he would learn to go and freak out somewhere else after 5 videos?!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps Steven has no interest in the internet?
Lots of people don't, and perhaps he genuinely is a head case, to which the last of these videos we might never get to see; given it might be Steven finally pulling the trigger on his evil little tormentor of a brother and/or loosing the plot with his mother

Not much of a family to really miss from the gene pool to be honest; but fascinating and hilarious viewing
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ummm they took his internet WOW account away?
I guess you mean beyond that magical pixieland of internets?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Frozen, sonny jim.. not "FROOWZZZEEEEHN"
his brother reminds me of Jacob Dyer aswell.. What a deeply unpleasent family
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post he's got the same accent as that loyd grossman

(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA
It's his cousin.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm starting to think that little brother dude is actually a bit of a shit.
Still funnier than a dog on an ice rink though.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:07, Reply)
This is a normal post God..
I want to punch that screaming little prat in his whiney little mouth!!!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:53, Reply)
This is a link post mashup, innit!
one of the best I've heard in a while.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post still hate coldplay tho
arrogant twonts
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post Not sure why anyone tried this...
ice climbing in flippers and not much else...

Skip to about 3:00 to miss the excessive intro.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post i have to say
there is something a little scary about a man in flippers and loincloth with two ice axes in hand
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post What a wuss
He's on a toprope.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post well true
but I don't like the idea of any bare skin on ice like that!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:40, Reply)
This is a link post A nice song to antidote all the dodgy ones
Not sure if this is really b3ta but it cheered me up.
Just think she is very sweet.

Dunno if you've seen it already - apologies if you have.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She reminds me of Alisha Klass
...Hot.
*Clicks*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post She also sings DJ Sammy
I like that song, it's a guilty pleasure.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
would.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post she makes me smile
now I've got a crush!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post Because ukuleles aren't geeky enough
Although I may just in fact be jealous.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post This has surely been on here already
but apart from wired for sound, this is all the music b3ta needs
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post i want to be your lover.

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh the originial video is one of my favorites
www.youtube.com/watch?v=if1zBr0hw2U
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh me old beauty
Have this single on 12" :)
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)

(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:04, Reply)
This is a link post How not to do a double backflip on a motorbike!
Ouch!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Why am I
Not surprised Travis did the first double in competition? That was better!

but yes, ouchy
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch indeed
also on the same website on the right, see BJ Penn jumping out of a pool!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)
This is a link post Moneyseize
Very difficult and very addictive flash game, great 8bit music and pixal graphics :-)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i have been enjoying this, upto about 18 now, far from all coins though!

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)
This is a link post Piet and other animals
Seeing as someone down there mentioned a program in "just" 4k, these are always a good laugh if you're as dull as me - esoteric programming languages.

* BIT - a language that treats all data like C treats strings.
* Chef - a language where the programs produce magnificent meals.
* Haifu - a language based on Eastern philosophy and artistic values.
* HQ9++ - a language which extends the elegance of HQ9+ to the object-oriented paradigm.
* Ook! - a language designed for orang-utans.
* Piet - a language where the programs are works of modern art.
* Whenever - a language with no sense of urgency.
* ZOMBIE - a language designed for evil necromancers.

A delightful example of a valid Piet program:



Or not!

Have an Ook! example instead.

Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook! Ook? Ook! Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook! Ook?
Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post oi. just?
(glad you're here though. was feeling lonely for a bit)

Will have a look at these. Lots of em sound fun.

Definitely more fun than setting up postfix for the fist time... wish me luck.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well there's a fist time for everything. Postfix... good choice I dallied with exim for a couple of years, but postfix is prolly my fave MTA. yes. I have a favourite MTA.

if you get stuck, come over to linuxquestions.org and I'll ignore your post there...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
there was me thinking the open source community were paticularly unhelpful...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, it is fun being an arse.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post piet is fucking amazing.

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post And I'd still rather use half of those
instead of PHP.
/suffering web developer blog.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
what's wrong with PHP compared to the horror of ASP?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post At least ASP isn't used all that much these days -
not that ASP is a language in any case (my web host offers ASP but the only language available is Perl for that matter).
PHP is just... weird. Why does $x = $y copy by value in PHP 4 but copy by reference in PHP 5? If $a = 0 and $b = 'hello' then $a == false and $b == true but also $a == $b (but $a !== $b). Why is html_entity_decode the inverse function of htmlentities? Why do $needle and $haystack swap positions in every other function? The less said about magic_quotes_gpc and register_globals - and hosts that switch these on and don't let you switch them off - the better.
At least the above esoteric languages are weird by design. ;-)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post dont forget
lolcode
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL ++

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck it,
It's just a cat.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Adults and children over 12 years,
try not to get those two mixed up :-)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Thats a very neat beard
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a link post MCA of the Beastie Boys has been diagnosed with cancer of the salivary gland.
This makes me sad. A small tribute in the form of one my favourite videos ever is in order.
Announcement by the man himself here. EDIT: His 'ill communication' if you will.

(this guy I actually care about so I wouldn't make jokes if he wasn't so upbeat and positive about the situation.)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
That's awful news :(

At least he seems positive and hopefully it IS caught early enough and only localised.
I wish him all the best!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never heard of that before
Is there anywhere that you can't get cancer?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
if men can get breast cancer, I'm guessing not...

From the Newsweek article: "According to the American Cancer Society, salivary gland cancer is rare: about 2 cases per 100,000 people per year in the United States, which is less than 1 percent of all cancer diagnoses. "
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post But men can't get ovarian cancer
And women tend not to suffer from prostate cancer.

Which is good news, I suppose.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You are ignoring hermaphrodites

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post you should never ignore hermaphrodites
they might be up to something.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, Droitwich

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
*moves to Droitwich*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
why the fuck would anyone want to live in Droitwich?? Good golly gosh, I'd rather have the cancer. Luckily as i don't kiss with tongues, or kiss at all, I'm safe either way.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The only part of the human body immune to cancerous growth is the Shatner's Bassoon.
Fact.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not so sure, it's just very hard to find, and cancer has a bad sense of direction.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Lower
left earlobe
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Toenail?

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i cant stand it!
.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post it must be time to get ill
:(
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He be illin'
yo.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what michael jackson said...

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Interthoractic Pulmonary
Pulmonary, intrathoracic

Oesophagal distention, Oesophagal distention
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post sad sad times

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a great video. BUT BETTER IF IT STILL SAYS 'FUCK'!
FUCKING THORN IN MY SIDE.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ccccccc-combo breaker!
Sorry but he has announced that he has cancer, which one in 3 people get and the survival rates are actually alot higher than most people realise. He is getting on with things and your posting "tribute" videos?

Why don't you just fucking kill him off!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post that sucks

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I am fucking devastated
but it is hopefully all completely treatable and he will be 100% in no time!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:44, Reply)
This is a link post it's almost like he's thinking this...
from today's telegraph pictures of the day.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Its almost like they did that on purpose!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
'after chopping his stumps'
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Awwww don't be mean, he's an excellent and very magnanimous captain and one of the greatest cricketers ever.

But still... HAHAHAHAAAAA WE WON!!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this, made me laugh
But the cynic inside me shouts "SHOPPED"
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
it's been done before with the same background
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all about the "seams"

(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:01, Reply)

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