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Slow motion kitten.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:32, Share, Reply)

Wow. Fluffeh points are fluffeh! :D

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:45, Share, Reply)

That's ace :)

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:58, Share, Reply)

Mew!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:57, Share, Reply)

Just lovely

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:25, Share, Reply)

I really wanted somebody to throw a live mouse into the garden
*clicks*
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Hellzapoppin, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:46, Share, Reply)

I think...
that's the first time I've ever felt that that sort of music has been appropriate.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:14, Share, Reply)

Rush Hour (1970)
Rush hour at Waterloo Station condensed in to a 3 minutes, soundtrack by a metronome and an early model electric duck I think.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:24, Share, Reply)

Dude!
That was great, thanks! Also, duck is uber cool I think....
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:28, Share, Reply)

That was way better
than it should have been. The music is amazing!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:36, Share, Reply)

Well that was bloody lovely!
More of this type of thing please!!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:37, Share, Reply)

See here and you might also like these.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:57, Share, Reply)

Sweet.
That is so good could watch it over and over. Looking out for my Dad, couldn't see him.
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losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:38, Share, Reply)

That's lovely that is :)
And slam-door trains! Blimeh.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:41, Share, Reply)

I met my lovely lady on one of those.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:58, Share, Reply)

Their still in use
I use one every week!
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..wil, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:59, Share, Reply)

Where?!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:51, Share, Reply)

better than
the movie.
(sandcracker is eh, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:37, Share, Reply)

You may like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7GXWuTwkF8
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:09, Share, Reply)

Should I Watch Mrs Doubtfire I made this!

I made this as a present to my fiancé

I hope you enjoy it

(MHz, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:22, Share, Reply)

yay
uncle buck is awesome
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miamistu snagglery, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:16, Share, Reply)

You mean
Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:19, Share, Reply)

or
get a rat to gnaw it off.
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It's like a real life Simons Cat!

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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:18, Share, Reply)

My cat used to do this.
I miss her fun, she got kicked to death. :( :( :(
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:24, Share, Reply)

:((((

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:37, Share, Reply)

Sometimes, life sucks.
I am used to it now but it was a lesson at the time. I never realised people could be jealous of cats, but they can, and understandably so. Some things are very, very, dark.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:42, Share, Reply)

Fuck - enough though,
Some things can be great, and the bad teaches you to appreciate the light. :)
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:43, Share, Reply)

I'm not sure I understand
being jealous of a cat. Unless you are another cat, and not as cute/fluffeh/viewed on YouTube as much as the other one.
But yes, the bad thing do make you appreciate the nice things a lot more :-)
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:55, Share, Reply)

When my girlfriend goes to work before me...
..and i stay in bed, our little bastard of a cat gets into my room and demands food. He does this by sneaking to the top of my head, and very carefully getting 5 or 6 hairs from my head between his teeth and plucking them out.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:25, Share, Reply)

I Hate Cilantro (Coriander)

they even have a haiku page - www.ihatecilantro.com/haikus.php

I don't hate cilantro, was actually trying to work out what it was from a US recipe
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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:39, Share, Reply)

cilantro
and sea greens are a great heavy metal detox, so I can't endorse this
I think it was Terry Pratchett who mentioned it talking about a possible amalgam fillings/alzeimer connection
(Miss B3thpot, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:09, Share, Reply)

Coriander is rather nice
Especially in a curry, or in a carrot soup.

Christ knows what this Cilantro shite is though, never heard of it.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:15, Share, Reply)

I read that as
"Members in Iowa bum cilantro"
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:18, Share, Reply)

hahahhaha Me too!

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:04, Share, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Coriander is GOD!

You sir, are a Cilantro-hater, and as such, should be burned freely as an expression of their civil liberties.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:33, Share, Reply)

LA Noire - Orientation Video
Holy FUCK this is looking like the must-have game of 2011. Film noir? Free roam? 1940's Los Angeles? Brand new motion capture technology? Woot!
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:55, Share, Reply)

Boy am I glad thats being released after I finish my dissertation ;)

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Jorvic, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:20, Share, Reply)

It does look good
but the motion capture scares me a bit.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:52, Share, Reply)

not on pc :(

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:23, Share, Reply)

This^
:(
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:39, Share, Reply)

Got shown this today
I don't know about you guys but I feel strangly compelled to make soup

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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:48, Share, Reply)

What. The. Shuddering...?
No, don't tell me. I think it's best not to know.
(North Utsira South Utsira, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:33, Share, Reply)

i clicked 'like'

(Citizen Erased It's not the no pants dance, It's a coincidence, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:44, Share, Reply)

i wish i hadn't

(Citizen Erased It's not the no pants dance, It's a coincidence, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:45, Share, Reply)

Jeeze
When Old boy met It's a knock out...
I have no idea, but good find Ovengloves, and welcome to B3ta! :)

_{Also hello Citizen Erased, nice to see so many newbies in the last week or two!}
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:23, Share, Reply)

Why thank you kind sir!
Only newbs by posting though...ovengloves and are dear friends, and have been watching this website for quite some time.....in the shadows....ever watchful...
....and thought it was high time we joined the tomfoolery and shenanigans!

And that's watching from the shadows in a NON creepy way
(Citizen Erased It's not the no pants dance, It's a coincidence, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:03, Share, Reply)

It seems to me that this may well be a dramatization of what being in a coma might be like
But, if any of you have watched Dollhouse before, it seems quite similar to the expeririences you have when in the attic. Worrying
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:03, Share, Reply)

I wondered where Fred ended up
Didn't realise he'd gone east.

www.homeprideflour.co.uk/
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:12, Share, Reply)

I find this one even more creepy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RElvUNvKag&feature=related
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:10, Share, Reply)

Man Alive
Funniest thing I've seen in ages, especially when the other guy came in to frame.
(Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 14:10, Share, Reply)

Phantom of the Floppera

(bananaprince, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:45, Share, Reply)

so this is what computers were made for???
*click*
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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:51, Share, Reply)

Sweet! That is great!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-HVxmUELQ
for similar.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:31, Share, Reply)

BEST THING
EVAR!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:08, Share, Reply)

diskatta and fugue shurely?

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:15, Share, Reply)

Imdustrial and ebm sidebar gadget I made this!
Latest version of the industrial player is available to download

All the industrial and EBM you could ever want direct to your desktop sidebar

www.morningstar-cyberwear.info/industrialplayer.gadget
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:42, Share, Reply)

that's well and good
I have downloaded it to my desktop, then what?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:31, Share, Reply)

RIS
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spagaroony, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:09, Share, Reply)

I say, cricket straight outta Compton
Bringing a bit of civilisation to the gangs of LA.
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daikoku has been on a ragga tip since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:28, Share, Reply)

Fuck cricket.

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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:18, Share, Reply)

s

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:56, Share, Reply)

and mosquitoes

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:58, Share, Reply)

It's a cerebral game, admittedly
Get a grown up to explain it to you
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daikoku has been on a ragga tip since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:43, Share, Reply)

Valentine card for rapists

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:15, Share, Reply)

But but
If she says 'yes', then isn't that consent? And if she consents, then it can't be rape, surely? More 'rape-ish'[1]?

[1] cf. Daily Show, or here which doesn't seem to mind which country you're from.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:24, Share, Reply)

Holy fuck, didn't know about that, 'Merika is one crazy place,
Wish they hadn't cancelled the full Daily Show on More4 :(
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Jorvic, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:40, Share, Reply)

Ahem...
There are ways and means...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:46, Share, Reply)

Shame its not for chrome, but I'll take that ;)
Thanks :) Certainly better than using the dreaded megavideo!

Edit:Gah didnt work for me? :(
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Jorvic, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:00, Share, Reply)

Forcing someone to say yes is rape.

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WormuIus, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:12, Share, Reply)

This is the Valentine card I've printed off:
here.
(though not that one exactly, as I got it as an EPS & whored up the colours)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:54, Share, Reply)

aww...
Hello Ralph. I hope your heart doesn't break in half.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:20, Share, Reply)

"My cat's breath smells of cat food!"
Ahhh.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:47, Share, Reply)

My favourite Ralph quote ever.
I have 2 cats. I say it A LOT.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:07, Share, Reply)

that is a work of art!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:20, Share, Reply)

Excellent choice!
I am sure lisa will be very pleased.
(foxnsox, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:41, Share, Reply)

Hell will freeze over
before he gives it to me. The tight bastard.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:12, Share, Reply)

'Exit through the Pet Shop' trailer
With Keyboard 'Banksy' Cat. With live 24 Hour-ness or something.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:06, Share, Reply)

the muzzle man I made this!
We spotted a wild muzzle man on our way to the opera, but as you know, horses are not allowed on the tram.

(kingafkong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:30, Share, Reply)

hahahaha
I imagine your life is very much like this....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:00, Share, Reply)

Ha! Excelent spang sound there :)

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Jorvic, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:08, Share, Reply)

Arf!
Better the second time,
(Jake-of-all-Trades, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:51, Share, Reply)

This makes no sense at all.
But i like it.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:06, Share, Reply)

Hahaha
Great stuff :D
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:51, Share, Reply)

hahahaha!
HULLOOO!
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Three Dog Man, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:17, Share, Reply)

I've seen him in our pub!

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:52, Share, Reply)

Ha ha ha very good

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:13, Share, Reply)

Exploring the Worlds Deepest caves....And Beyond
Brilliant talk. watch it all

(thequailboy, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:16, Share, Reply)

Whats all done to upset you then?
(Danabnormal, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:20, Share, Reply)

he got called a spammer
so possibly that. or maybe it was the unexpected reacharound i gave him last night.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:25, Share, Reply)

are you in any way involved with a band called stapleton?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:30, Share, Reply)

no, why?
should i be ;)
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:24, Share, Reply)

?

(thequailboy, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:39, Share, Reply)

you wrote 'Watch it, all!'
he's being silly
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:42, Share, Reply)

yeah
Yeah - I got called a spammer for posting a couple of videos. What's your problem Avast? Are you fifteen years old? Pathetic mate.
(thequailboy, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:43, Share, Reply)

Gay

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:44, Share, Reply)

Actually. You're being a little bit pathetic. You posted a number of your videos in quick succession, disappeared, then cried a little when people accused you of being a spanner. And then, as if by explanation/ justification, proclaimed yourself as a viral video researcher ! I'm sure you're actually alright. But calling people 15 years old and pathetic makes you appear like a pathetic 15 year old. And so what if you are? I'm 16 and a half by the way.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:21, Share, Reply)

PS. For the record, I think your work is pretty funny.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:23, Share, Reply)

Get a room already!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:31, Share, Reply)

lol
i answerd his joke question with a proper answer and then added a reacharound gag, which are fairly popular round here. so franky, callin gme 15 and pathetic, well hows about you go fuck yourself. oops, u can't do that cos u aint got a dick

and yeah, i am 15, been a member since i was 10, asshole.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:26, Share, Reply)

Now now boys!
No fighting or I'll slap the back of your legs and send you to bed with no dinner.
Let's all just start again shall we.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:41, Share, Reply)

As soon as it said
1000 people in california, I turned it off.
(grandth3ftauto, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:55, Share, Reply)

Not a TED fan?

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Jorvic, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:08, Share, Reply)

old-school electronica album, free/name your own price I made this!
apologies if this seems a bit spammy, but it is free-to-download if you choose...

If any of you like a bit of classic electronica, in the mould of Gescom/Plaid/Aphex/BoC etc.

Posthuman - The Uncertainty of the Monkey, originally released on double 12" vinyl and CD back in 2001, newly remastered for digital release, and now available for free/name your own price until 5pm GMT Friday 11th Feb...

no signing up your email addy or any of that nonsense...
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:13, Share, Reply)

Are you Posthuman?
I have Lander on 10", jolly nice it is too.
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my name is will, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:40, Share, Reply)

yep, one half of
and thank you :-)
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:30, Share, Reply)

Final Fantasy VII Remix
some geezer called megaran did this, i think it's good cause it was like one of my favourite games right.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:05, Share, Reply)

Spoilers!
I like this too because it was also one of my favourite games like, right.
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Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:56, Share, Reply)

soundcloud.com/kanji/kanji-kinetic-citizens-unite

you KNOWZ IT!
(Souq, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 4:23, Share, Reply)

Exploring the Paris Underground metro...
A great blog with excellent pics of some guys who have been exploring the depths of the abandoned tunnels in Paris.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:43, Share, Reply)

nice

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:50, Share, Reply)

oooh, cool
*Click :)
Edit: Read the whole thing, absolutely brilliant. Well written and great photos :)
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Jorvic, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:27, Share, Reply)

That's ace.
On a side note- I recently took up caving & am off to Paris tomorrow.
*packs helmet*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:42, Share, Reply)

Silly Tabby.
The channel tunnel isn't a cave.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:58, Share, Reply)

Ooohhh really? GRS?

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:12, Share, Reply)

Best euphemism I ever heard.

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:47, Share, Reply)

Coo
Also worth checking out are the catacombs :
www.28dayslater.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=49912
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:01, Share, Reply)

Gotta Save Us All!
Jesus Christ sung to the Pokemon theme

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:17, Share, Reply)

Saint Peter is my Bulbasaur

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:31, Share, Reply)

lo.
Why does Jesus tend to pray on the ugly ones who can't fit in?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:54, Share, Reply)

meh
not that great
(thequailboy, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:15, Share, Reply)

This.
Is.
AWESOME!

Woo yey and hoopla!
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SiX and his hat, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:52, Share, Reply)

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