Torture loving NCIS agent is pretty good singer
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beaubodor blogless, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:40,
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Guy lip-synchs the 50 worst video game voices ever.
It's actually more like "50 crap lines from video games", but I thought
he acted them out brilliantly. Click on the link for complete list.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I was expecting that to be crap
But i thoroughly enjoyed it. That bloke is ace!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:38,
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That's ace!
The video it's in response to has been a favourite of mine for a while, but this makes it significantly more amusing!
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:45,
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It's the same audio, just with pictures of the game covers in the countdown.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulbotKa5LnM
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:52,
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Great.....
But needs more 'STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!'
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industrial_bunny, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:48,
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Brilliant! I liked the deliberate slip-ups in the Megaman 8 bit.
Needs more House of the Dead 2 though.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:56,
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Hm, hm, hm, hm, Hm. People of the AMS. I am Goldman.
House of the Dead 2 certainly had some truly awful voice acting - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftc_Pbhb3IE
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:14,
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DIS, IS DUH FIYNOL BODDUL!
I consider that FMV to be more rewarding than beating the actual game.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:26,
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They have talking in video games now?
My only video game system was bought in 1986.
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I know there are a lot of KLF fans on here
So go along to this Bill Drummond thingamijig about his new book. I'm on holiday for it, which saddens me, but on the flip side, I'll be on holiday.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Oh bless her! :-D
Kids hey.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:48,
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Oh yeah, he zooms in on the cans
but I think that is the mother, no?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:53,
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If that's their first child that alert not needed
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:41,
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this is awesome
I hope my kids are this ace when they dare to show themselves, if ever
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Because it's a Thursday
...and Thursdays need more random
Potentially NSFW due to cartoon violence, pen-and-ink penis, and just sheer... strangeness.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Makes total sense to me
he likes the girl and imagines how he can get her to like him without actually having to talk to her. In the end he does the only sensible thing that he can ;-)
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Hellzapoppin, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:49,
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Well...
I got the storyline, it's just... how it all unfolds, I suppose. And yes, the ending.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
yay i remember this
does anyone know the name of the short about 2d vs 3d games? obviously its a bitch to search for
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Yeah, I think this was posted a while back (I've definitely seen it before somewhere) but it's nice to watch again.
I vaguely remember a short about 2d v 3d games *quick search* Of course, Googling it would be too easy. Grumble grumble
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:56, Reply)
A couple I hadn't seen before!
'Quim Barreiros'! What a name!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:24,
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I'd hazard that
a fair few of those are NSFW as well as bad.
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:24,
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so I just discovered at work!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 May 2011, 17:11,
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The elephants with the wigs/hats on is an outstanding cover!
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:41,
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How do I attach an image to this conversation? I have a picture of an album cover which is relevant to your interests. Promise.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:44,
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Amazing art
I wish I could click the I made this button. I cant. I never will. Sob.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)
what a terrifying amount of time and effort
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:18,
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Wow
Surely you could only do a few of these in an average lifetime
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Flash_Bastard, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:54,
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I asked a local architect to build me a zombie proof house.
28 days later he came up with this.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)
So it's a concrete and steal box big enough for people to live in?
That's cack, that is. Where are the shooty-holes, the roof-mounted flamethrowers, the zombie pits?
Architects make shit 8 year olds.
...And shit engineers, did you see the size of the hinges on those concrete doors?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Well
You could always head over to your local shopping mall if you'd feel safer there....
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)
This might help
brickhut.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/dawnofthedead.jpg
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:12,
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No need for shooty holes...
You can just stand on your roof with a Pimms® and smugly treat it like a leasure activity.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:49,
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Beautiful
Although I couldn't stop thinking of 'Like a Boss' :)
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:34,
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More slo-mo
I made this!
I got a new camera at the weekend - it does 1000 frames per second, but the quality is a bit shocking. Still lots of fun though.
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krang, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:16,
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I guess it has to compress the image data a lot in order to shift 1000 fps?
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JamTallons, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:28,
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Yeah,
the image is basically 64x224 pixels, I think. It does higher quality at lower frame rates, all the way up to 60 frames per second at 720p.
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krang, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:07,
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Hitting a Creme Egg with a golf club is actually someone's job
A mate of mine works in R&D for the golf industry where he actually gets paid to film himself hitting Creme Eggs and the like with a golf club. Silly job, nice footage.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)
New CStrike map out....Bin Laden's mansion
Direct link to map download here
Enjoy :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:58,
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I've often suspected games like Black Ops
is just a way to desensitise the youth and act as a recruitment tool for a life in the military. I got suspitious when I noticed they issued the HM armed forces action man in the Uk with desert camo a while back. I'm just waiting for Barbie to get a military makeover
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:11,
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Did you also notice...
..that when you use automated checkouts in Tesco, they're training us to work for them. It's also a recruitment tool. I wouldnt be surprised if the next Black Ops is fought in a tesco uniform.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:12,
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ha ha
ok fair point.
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:15,
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unless you play on the terrorists side
though I agree black ops is a masturbatory aide for adolescent American teens with a fetish for invading countries with a marginally effective air force
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:16,
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the last computer game I played
was microdot on the commodre 64 so maybe im not the best person to comment
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:22,
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Predictive programming, very interesting subject.
Check out Alan Watt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKAVAyqRyKE
It's absolutely everywhere; movies, music videos, games, someone once said that most culture is predictive programming, also in drama 'anchoring' is used to enforce certain ideas.
The Dark Knight has quite alot of it, for example they enforce the idea that rules have to broken for your own protection, that's one reading of it anyway.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:23,
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Alan Watt
I know him well, thanks for posting
here's a list of his free weekly podcasts :
www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com/alanwattpods.rss
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:26,
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I know the site, some great info, though it's extremely ugly.
Do you know this one
knowledgefiles.com/view-all-books/
Also, I'm sure you're aware of the following ideas being pushed in culture;
Transhumanism
The merging of the sexes
Police State imagery.
Great japes!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:29,
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Fascinating stuff, and pretty much inevitable I think.
The new Deus Ex game even has the h+ logo in the trailer.
The game looks incredible also, an amazing site here for the 'company' within the game.
www.sarifindustries.com/
Also, lots of secrets on the site, also use your webcam to 'augment' your bits.
Also, here is the official magazine of the Transhumanism movement, yes it's real, some fascinating articles though;
hplusmagazine.com/
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:37,
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I have a feeling
those of us not keen on it will end up in some enclosure like the 'savages' in Brave New World. Suits me fine
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:58,
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It's a long way off and is being sold to the public from multiple angles.
Interesting times indeed.
www.kevinwarwick.com/
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:04,
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cough "America's Army" cough
...is a game made by the US Army
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:33,
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All this giving children wooden swords
is just training them up to join those ghastly legions.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)
fair point
but I'v e seen som e of those first person shooters on yotube and it amazes me how realistic they're getting and how casual a killing is carried out.
I'd say the average 14 year old after a few years of that would feel less sensitised in real life about pulling a trigger on a real human being. Especially as the line between realistic gameplay and reality is getting more blurred by the day with the tech . Much different than role playing with your imagination as the behaviour is programmed into you with the computer games .
In fact to get good on teh game missions you need to modify your behaviour and morality in line with the game. Is this not true?
I could be wrong though
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:14,
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No, I don't think it's true.
Games like this have been around for 10 years or so now and we don't have a generation of morally devoid trigger happy weirdos around (no more than we would normally anyway). I think most kids can tell the difference between whats real and whats not.
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JamTallons, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:40,
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I agree up to a point
I think we'll see the difference in the military not on the streets.
kids exposed to the most realistic computer stuff would make a more effective soldier. someone more readily able to follow orders without thought or conscience. And we all know how important it is for soldiers to question their orders these days.
the aim of the military is to get the average soldier less resistant to pulling the trigger as possible. To behave more like a machine than someone with free will. In WW1 they found 70% of the weapons of the battle dead were not even fired . No doubt today thanks to conditioning it's far less.
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:53,
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Hmmm. I might have a read of this actually:
www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0316330116/warcatslair. Interesting subject.
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JamTallons, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:54,
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All of these games are utterly useless for actual army training though
As they all encourage 'lone wolfing', ignoring orders and just running around doing whast you want, tactically.
All of these have to be physically beaten out of new squaddies, so they do what they're told, rather than what they think is best.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)
i stayed in one of those when my mate was at uni there.
we got stoned and watched in terror/glee as a bunch of kids set light to a skip, then to a van. Then the fire brigade turned up and they set light to that, too.
So yeah, Coventry. It's a shithole.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Beg to differ....
Spon St. short listed for 'Hippest Street' award by Google ;)
www.google.com/landing/beststreetsuk/#tab2
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Friday Tomorrow
A mate of mine made this, and I enjoyed watching it. If you have any constructive criticism for him, let me know and I'll pass it on.
Thanks.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:33,
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Well I enjoyed it.
Tell him that if you want.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:27,
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Quentin Tarantino telling the best joke ever
NSFW
GC says no. Also, mega NSFW.
P.s. it's my Candlemas!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Without being able to look due to NSFWness
is this that Aristocrats joke?
I've never understood that one.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 12 May 2011, 12:17,
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the aristocrats is the shittest joke ever
the worst american comedians use it to try to distract everyone from their unfunnyness.
does dave chappelle ever tell it? no
does seth rogen? probably
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:23, Reply)
It's not supposed to be a joke
Though, is it ?
It's supposed to be adlib practice. Or so I thought.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:24,
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By "best" do you mean
"oldest"?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:22,
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A joke, you say ?
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for £500,000."
The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for £500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes!"
The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes!'"
The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her teacher for £500,000."
The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your teacher for £500,000?"
The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"
He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:23,
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Ooh! Joke time!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxI-6544z8
Still makes me chuckle.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:39,
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... Nope, doesn't do it for me
Mostly out of pure pedantry - how are they 'really' whores? Surely the whole thing is hypothetical.
And secondly it just feels like a misogynist piece of crap. And if a joke's going to be misogynist/racist/offensive generally, it needs to be a fuck of a lot funnier than that.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:41,
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Oh, and -
An Englishman decides he'd like to try shagging a sheep, so he figures he should go to the experts and takes a trip to Wales.
He stops the car by the first farmer he sees and winds his window down. 'Excuse me', he calls. 'I wonder if you might be able to help me. I'd very much like to shag a sheep, but I'm not sure how to do it, could you give me any suggestions?'
The farmer considers for a moment. 'Oh yes, well you see I think the easiest way is to catch your sheep and put her back legs into your wellies. That holds her in place and you can take her from behind.'
'Oh, I see', he says. 'That does sound sensible, thanks very much'. And he winds up the window and carries on. But he's not sure he should take the advice, so decides to get a second opinion and stops by another farmer.
'Excuse me, I wonder if you could give me some advice on how I would go about shagging a sheep?'
The second farmer considers and says 'Well, what I would do, you see, is to roll her over onto her back. Then you can lie on top and take her like that.'
'Oh', the man says. 'That sounds possible, but the last man I spoke to said it would be better to put her back legs in my wellies and take her from behind'.
'Yes, yes', the farmer agrees. 'Yes you can do that, but my way you get to kiss her on the lips'
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:52,
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Or take them to the edge of a mountain.
They push back better.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:55,
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An Australian is walking down the road with a sheep under each arm.
Are you shearing? I asked.
No Mate, I'm gonna shag them both myself.
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Peej, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:33,
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:43,
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Don't upset me...
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and you know what they say…
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:07,
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I bet you were in two minds about replying
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:14,
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I love Quentin Tarrantino
but his acting is so cringeworthy. He's like the uncool rich kid that every one tolerates and lets join in with the game of football because he's the one with the ball. His attempts to be appear cool next to some effortlessly cool actors just highlights it
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:04,
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Postapocalyptic pictures
in handy wallpaper size for your computer. Not sure why there's such an obsession with post-apocalyptic scenes, zombies, etc. Nice pictures though.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)
I had a dream about a post-apocalyptic world last night
It was jolly nice. We got to live in a big white mansion with a lake outside and the people who couldn't get into the mansion had a house built for them on the lake.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:03,
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Looks suspiciously like a zone from Hellsgate
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:23,
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By 'suspicously like', do you mean 'identical with'?
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:33,
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I couldn't be sure, been a while since I played it
But certainly very similar
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:23,
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Ambergambler's A-Z of Amiga Music (Letter C)
I made this!
It's got the Cannon Fodder theme in it so it can't all be bad :0)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)
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