Magic hand
Listen to the cool magic sound effects incorporated into this guy's hand at 0:04. No wonder the BBC put him on Potter-watch. Nothing else worth watching in the report. Short and sweet.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:09,
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*checks Twitter*
Poo. Guess that was a waste of an afternoon...
(Natt, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:09,
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Unlucky!
Still great though.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:12,
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It was relevant when I made it
It was the hour it took to upload that killed it...
(Natt, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:17,
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It's the end of the World as we know it.
And I feel fine :)
(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:13,
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Sir Ian Bowler is a man of great dignity.
He gets my vote.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:11,
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He's a rancid incompetent
So probably slightly more deserving of your vote than anyone in parliament at the moment...
(Natt, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:38,
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What on earth has this got to do with the New of the World?
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:20,
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Silly me...
They must have been hacked or something like that...
(Roger Moore's Right Eyebrowsaw your mum on chatroulette on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:58,
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Anyway, take a look at the statement by the son of Murdoch. I can't find this on the BBC yet so not 100% certain it's true. Prezza might be on a wind up the cheeky rascal.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:55,
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3 posts of the same thing in a row, impressive
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:56,
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I'm so sad that my favourite newspaper is closing.
How am I going to find out about Jordan's tits on a Sunday now??
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03,
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Well...
If anyone has some spare papers, found some ideas here.
Now then, anyone know how to make a massive Rupert Murdoch head?
I thought the same thing
There were a few people on here the other day being very dismissive that it wouldnt achieve anything.
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03,
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Well it didn't do it on it's own.
Every little helps.
(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:06,
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I believe the deciding factor was when I removed my classified ad for a discreet gentleman in the farringdon area.
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:19,
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so, er, are you bi then?
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:32,
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To be fair to the naysayers
Boycotts have a better track record of working in the States – where advertisers are more sensitive to pressure from 'consumer groups' – than over here. It depends more on how much press you can get for your boycott campaign than the direct financial impact.
(electricteeth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:21,
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Does that mean there's no free DVD? :(
(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:05,
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Launching next week: The Sunday Sun, editor: R. Wade.
(Zappanale, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:05,
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Available exclusively
And mandatorily in Tesco
(electricteeth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:18,
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It's almost as if nothing will really change except the red box on the front page with the paper's title in it.
(quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._.') nyan!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:37,
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Don't be so cynical
Yes, mistakes were made, but lessons have been learned, and it's time we were able to draw a line under this and move on.
(electricteeth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:43,
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No really, they're going back to old-fashioned journalism
From now on they'll just move in next door to celebrities and hold a glass up to the bedroom wall.
(electricteeth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:49,
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Scum gone
What a shame. erm...not N O W to close this sundays is the last edition
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:52,
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'Sunday Sun'
I'd bet getting that out ASAP will be News Int. top priority right now.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:53,
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^ this
I give them a few months, wait for the frenzy to die down, then announce something. X Factor needs something to whore itself to this autumn after all.
(MsterJohnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:55,
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Register the website
:)
(Lister of SmegNo talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04,
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surprisingly there's still some variants available
.co, .me, .tv, .biz, .info, .org
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:21,
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it was the only decent thing they could do
I hope those who may lose jobs find new ones, and those that acted like cunts don't. I imagine it will be a 50/50 split.
(MsterJohnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:54,
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I just hope the general public don't forget that this day started with everyone demanding rebekah brooks' resignation.
People aren't that stupi..... oh, they are, aren't they?
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03,
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The cynic in me says
That by closing the paper they absolve News Corporation of any legal or financial liabilities that may arise from action against the News of the World.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04,
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Hmm
and will that affect the current court cases?
(MsterJohnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08,
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I feel very sorry for the innocent people who work on the newspaper and who may lose their jobs.
(emergency_pantsToday I smell of... tea tree, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:31,
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Right inflection
wrong pitch. It is a bit deep
(Cocodaye Miaserelikes chips and peas, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:41,
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Best way to spend £90 Billion....I made this!
If you were at Glastonbury these may give a few of you some hazy deja-vu. We put a lot of love into making these for a charity - so if you like them show them some clicky love. More here, if you're interested dont-buy-it.org
(pervarotti, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:40,
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But isn't it a bit like owning 120 grand on your mortgage
and selling your door to keep up the re-payments??
seriously 90 Billion doesn't make much of a dent in our national debt. Giving it to the US is my only gripe. I'm sure we'd get a better deal on a Chinese system after all it's time to back the winners now rather than our hick billy cousins in the wild west.
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:03,
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I'm 14% too
How odd.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:22,
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Me too
Not so sure that liking vintage things makes you 'that' much of a Dickhead. And I do live in East London. I'm with oAmadeuso... and the CUNT view.
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:48,
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Used to live around Green Lanes
That place has gone down the pisser. Used to be a nice selection of fresh veg, kebabs and organized crime.
Now the whole area is filled with hipster twats.
Moved out of london last week to a small village and already i'm feeling less of dickhead. Loosing weight, no longer need antacids and I havent felt the need to punch a random stranger in days.
Just wish the A1 wasn't so shite in the morning as I have to work in london. Unless I can find a decent graphics job in the Bedfordshire area.
Miss sushi though :(
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:06,
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19% here.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:24,
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41%
Having a blog, loafers with no socks and the polaroid app pretty much did for me.
If I'd followed through on that ambition to write a magazine about my balls I'd be a total dickhead, glad I didn't organise that vegan crunk night either.
(Commander_billybopshttp://thoughtrambles.tumblr.com, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:29,
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11% Here, must be more of a cunt than a dickhead then.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:30,
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i got 16 percent...
but i said i worked in the media...
then it said "do you lie about working in media"
and i thought, yes, cos i tell people i play piano in a brothel instead cos im so ashamed...
then i realised that wasnt what the question was asking.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:31,
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22%
But I smoke roll ups 'cos I'm skint rather than as a fashion statement. I have been to warehouse raves here, but they're free up north ;)
(UltimateMonkeyBan this sick filth!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:50,
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8%
And I answered generously.
Whew.
(Frozen_BananaShaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:52,
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ZERO
fucking percent!
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:02,
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That's one sexy owl...
...that is all.
(Megamoss, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:05,
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It definitely jizzed itself a bit Which is funny, cos I do that if you scratch my head too.
(Commander_billybopshttp://thoughtrambles.tumblr.com, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:16,
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this raises an interesting question
if animals had access to human pleasures, would they not also take advantage of them? I recommend building otter jacuzzis immediately
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:19,
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I have my own little sweep steak every morning to see which Wimp link comes up first on here..
Sad, but it tickles me somewhat. Edit sweepstake...fucking b3ta and it's unchangeable subject line
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:51,
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Wait, I thought the B3ta hive mind was anti-Tesco
What with them being all big and evil and stuff...
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:34,
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you gotta shop somewhere
Still a great idea though.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:36,
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Aldi n Lidl are the biz.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:09,
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We're not all hippies!
Some of us are Laissez-faire! We just whinge less.
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:22,
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quick and convenient my arse...
by the time you've finished faffing about, you might aswell have gone to the shops...
^this^
I tried online shoppingonce. Three hours it took, and then it crashed when i tried to pay!
Then you've got to wait 24 hours at least for delivery
And you don't get the 'best before' bargain bin either
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:50,
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oh but what you do get is...
stuff that is just about to go out of date. Where as, in 'real life shopping' you reach to the back of the fridge to get fresher stock :)
(McMookMacCrush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:54,
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meh I think you are right!
Why do they have to look at shelves to find what the want. If they are using 'smart phone' surely there is a shopping app. You know...type in what you want add to basket.
A great enhancement would be speech recog : "kingsmill white bread"
Another enhancement could be the noises of people and screaming children to give the real shopping experience!). Maybe the smart phone vibrates to simulate shoppers bumping into you etc.
(McMookMacCrush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:52,
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It would need some way to hampering your feet to simulate walking behind slow people...
(TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:06,
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and a device that takes a pound off of you when you start to use
the virtual shopping trolley, which when you have completed shopping is hard to retrieve. Until in the end you leave without it.
(McMookMacCrush Proof, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:12,
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Technology eh?
I guess the Koreans are into this kind of shit, looks like a massive load of arse to me.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:52,
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I think...
...this would only really work in S.Korea/Japan. Not because they're tech-savy or obsessed with cute things like this, but because they're orderly and polite. Try this in the UK and it's going to get vandalised and messed around with. Especially in Bristol.
(Megamoss, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:09,
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I, for one, will draw cocks on the cereal.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:17,
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A lot of potential Lols to be had
A lot of scope for changing the QR codes - would be amusing to change most of them to condoms and flavoured lube etc.
Wonder how much a flight to Korea is?
(Commander_billybopshttp://thoughtrambles.tumblr.com, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:19,
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hahah I like this, I insist that you do it
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:24,
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"so he flips her over and ff.. fff...
...funnily enough it lands on its wheels starts first time and they just drive off..."
(MsterJohnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:17,
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saw The Fall at Friends of mine festival in May
apart from it being the worst festival i have EVER been too (and i have been to quite a few over the years) The Fall were the biggest letdown of the weekend, it was a bit like watching your grandad attempting to sing at a karaoke night whilst very,very intoxicated, not good at all! maybe these old videos will help ease the pain?
(irongibbonshaolin butter finger, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:47,
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Yeah, as FUCKING FANTASTIC mouse on mars were live,
I reckon Von Sudenfed would be a disappointment. That recent BBC4 documentary suggested that MES's recent performances would be *cough* patchy.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:50,
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Pianos for saleI made this!
Piano small ads: 'Lost fingers in shark attack. Piano for sale.' and others.
(@feelwelcomeHello, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:57,
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I like your website...
my biggest lol so far has been the optical illusions page :)