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This is a link post Beck - Sunday Sun

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This is a normal post I see your sunday sun
and I raise you this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXLWH2IAEN0
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This is a normal post Hoping for some new Record Club

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Done and done, there's this one too;
38degrees.org.uk/
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post Magic hand
Listen to the cool magic sound effects incorporated into this guy's hand at 0:04. No wonder the BBC put him on Potter-watch. Nothing else worth watching in the report. Short and sweet.
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This is a normal post Nice
I like
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post am i missing something
:(

i didn't hear anything cool at 0:04
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)
This is a link post Just beats innit
This is like a once a month thing, for the future like
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking awesome
gonna go watch the rest!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post Sir Ian Bowler's Shock Reaction to The News Of The World Hacking Scandal I made this!
Sir Ian Bowler asked me to make you all aware of this. So I am doing that now.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *checks Twitter*
Poo. Guess that was a waste of an afternoon...
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Unlucky!
Still great though.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It was relevant when I made it
It was the hour it took to upload that killed it...
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the end of the World as we know it.
And I feel fine :)
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sir Ian Bowler is a man of great dignity.
He gets my vote.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a rancid incompetent
So probably slightly more deserving of your vote than anyone in parliament at the moment...
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful

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This is a normal post you rock, Sir Ian

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is terribly genial...
I mean genius...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)
This is a link post Really? This is how you to choose to advertise your company?
Just been spammed this. Normally, I'd ignore it, but then again it's so bad it's kinda fu... actually, just bad.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What on earth has this got to do with the New of the World?

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly me...
They must have been hacked or something like that...
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:58, Reply)
This is a link post @ johnprescott : The News of the World is closing. It's Twitter Wot Won It! But this won't stop us Murdoch. #NOTW
It seems that News International are closing down News of the World - according to 'Two-Jags' Prescott.

Anyway, take a look at the statement by the son of Murdoch. I can't find this on the BBC yet so not 100% certain it's true. Prezza might be on a wind up the cheeky rascal.
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This is a normal post 3 posts of the same thing in a row, impressive

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sad that my favourite newspaper is closing.
How am I going to find out about Jordan's tits on a Sunday now??
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
If anyone has some spare papers, found some ideas here.

Now then, anyone know how to make a massive Rupert Murdoch head?

Edit: arse, forgot the link: thingstodowithnewsintlpapers.tumblr.com/
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's now official
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14070733
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the same thing
There were a few people on here the other day being very dismissive that it wouldnt achieve anything.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it didn't do it on it's own.
Every little helps.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the deciding factor was when I removed my classified ad for a discreet gentleman in the farringdon area.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post so, er, are you bi then?

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair to the naysayers
Boycotts have a better track record of working in the States – where advertisers are more sensitive to pressure from 'consumer groups' – than over here. It depends more on how much press you can get for your boycott campaign than the direct financial impact.
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This is a normal post Does that mean there's no free DVD? :(

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This is a normal post
Launching next week: The Sunday Sun, editor: R. Wade.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Available exclusively
And mandatorily in Tesco
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ....unfortunately, yup
twitter.com/#!/jonsnowC4/status/89001304021680128

well, according to Channel 4's John Snow
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post jON yOUR cAPSLOCK
iS oN
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, there you go
TheSunOnSunday.co.uk was registered on 5th July webwhois.nic.uk/cgi-bin/whois.cgi?query=thesunonsunday.co.uk

EDIT: Also, this: twitter.com/#!/TheSunOnSunday

It's almost as if nothing will really change except the red box on the front page with the paper's title in it.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be so cynical
Yes, mistakes were made, but lessons have been learned, and it's time we were able to draw a line under this and move on.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!

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This is a normal post No really, they're going back to old-fashioned journalism
From now on they'll just move in next door to celebrities and hold a glass up to the bedroom wall.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)
This is a link post Scum gone
What a shame. erm...not
N O W to close this sundays is the last edition
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Sunday Sun'
I'd bet getting that out ASAP will be News Int. top priority right now.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
I give them a few months, wait for the frenzy to die down, then announce something. X Factor needs something to whore itself to this autumn after all.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Register the website
:)
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post surprisingly there's still some variants available
.co, .me, .tv, .biz, .info, .org
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post it was the only decent thing they could do
I hope those who may lose jobs find new ones, and those that acted like cunts don't. I imagine it will be a 50/50 split.
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This is a normal post I just hope the general public don't forget that this day started with everyone demanding rebekah brooks' resignation.
People aren't that stupi..... oh, they are, aren't they?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The cynic in me says
That by closing the paper they absolve News Corporation of any legal or financial liabilities that may arise from action against the News of the World.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
and will that affect the current court cases?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
I feel very sorry for the innocent people who work on the newspaper and who may lose their jobs.
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This is a normal post Killer timing Chris :(

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Right inflection
wrong pitch. It is a bit deep
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post Best way to spend £90 Billion.... I made this!
If you were at Glastonbury these may give a few of you some hazy deja-vu. We put a lot of love into making these for a charity - so if you like them show them some clicky love. More here, if you're interested dont-buy-it.org
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This is a normal post this url will embed properly :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK51sntEMCo
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This is a normal post But isn't it a bit like owning 120 grand on your mortgage
and selling your door to keep up the re-payments??

seriously 90 Billion doesn't make much of a dent in our national debt. Giving it to the US is my only gripe. I'm sure we'd get a better deal on a Chinese system after all it's time to back the winners now rather than our hick billy cousins in the wild west.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)
This is a link post Another one of my sketches: Beauty Treatments I made this!
Another one of my sketches, this time about Beauty Treatments. Performed by Mo Oakley and Lydia Parker.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a link post It's based on the video that I'm sure you've all seen..
I'm 14%, not too much of a dickhead.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You utter bastard
Took me six months to get that song out of my head

Now I'm full of moustaches, vests and skank again.

On topic - check out the dickhead level of this book

www.amazon.co.uk/Fixed-Global-Fixed-Gear-Bike-Culture/dp/1856696456/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310052065&sr=8-1
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm 14% too
How odd.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Not so sure that liking vintage things makes you 'that' much of a Dickhead.
And I do live in East London. I'm with oAmadeuso... and the CUNT view.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Used to live around Green Lanes
That place has gone down the pisser.
Used to be a nice selection of fresh veg, kebabs and organized crime.

Now the whole area is filled with hipster twats.

Moved out of london last week to a small village and already i'm feeling less of dickhead.
Loosing weight, no longer need antacids and I havent felt the need to punch a random stranger in days.

Just wish the A1 wasn't so shite in the morning as I have to work in london.
Unless I can find a decent graphics job in the Bedfordshire area.

Miss sushi though :(
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 8%

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This is a normal post 19% here.

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This is a normal post 41%
Having a blog, loafers with no socks and the polaroid app pretty much did for me.

If I'd followed through on that ambition to write a magazine about my balls I'd be a total dickhead, glad I didn't organise that vegan crunk night either.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 11% Here, must be more of a cunt than a dickhead then.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i got 16 percent...
but i said i worked in the media...

then it said "do you lie about working in media"

and i thought, yes, cos i tell people i play piano in a brothel instead cos im so ashamed...

then i realised that wasnt what the question was asking.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 16%

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
5% dick head.

So i have a tiny little dick head i guess.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
must have been the sailor type tattoo.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
I knew you'd regret that.
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This is a normal post 3%!
You sorta-hipsters you!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 22%
But I smoke roll ups 'cos I'm skint rather than as a fashion statement.
I have been to warehouse raves here, but they're free up north ;)
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 8%
And I answered generously.

Whew.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ZERO
fucking percent!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post Owl Loves Being Scratched
Ronseal.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
its really bizarre, i know its real but my brain is saying that bird looks fake. looks so weird.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you mean.
Looks like a furby or something.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this ^

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like a Gremlin

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Never trust your brain

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This is a normal post Never trust an animal with eyeshadow

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This is a normal post everyone loves a head scratch

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's one sexy owl...
...that is all.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It definitely jizzed itself a bit

Which is funny, cos I do that if you scratch my head too.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Parrots too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post this raises an interesting question
if animals had access to human pleasures, would they not also take advantage of them?
I recommend building otter jacuzzis immediately
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)
This is a link post Online shopping in Korea....
Why hasn't this been implemented on the tube yet?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather brilliant, think I saw it on Wimp.
You can embed the video by replacing the url with this, if you want;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGaVFRzTTP4
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I have my own little sweep steak every morning to see which Wimp link comes up first on here..
Sad, but it tickles me somewhat.
Edit sweepstake...fucking b3ta and it's unchangeable subject line
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post mmm sweep's steak

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, I thought the B3ta hive mind was anti-Tesco
What with them being all big and evil and stuff...
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post you gotta shop somewhere
Still a great idea though.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Aldi n Lidl are the biz.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post We're not all hippies!
Some of us are Laissez-faire! We just whinge less.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post quick and convenient my arse...
by the time you've finished faffing about, you might aswell have gone to the shops...

lazy fooks :)
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
I tried online shoppingonce.
Three hours it took, and then it crashed when i tried to pay!

Then you've got to wait 24 hours at least for delivery

And you don't get the 'best before' bargain bin either
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post oh but what you do get is...
stuff that is just about to go out of date. Where as, in 'real life shopping' you reach to the back of the fridge to get fresher stock :)
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post meh I think you are right!
Why do they have to look at shelves to find what the want. If they are using 'smart phone' surely there is a shopping app. You know...type in what you want add to basket.

A great enhancement would be speech recog : "kingsmill white bread"

Another enhancement could be the noises of people and screaming children to give the real shopping experience!). Maybe the smart phone vibrates to simulate shoppers bumping into you etc.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It would need some way to hampering your feet to simulate walking behind slow people...

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post and a device that takes a pound off of you when you start to use
the virtual shopping trolley, which when you have completed shopping is hard to retrieve. Until in the end you leave without it.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Technology eh?
I guess the Koreans are into this kind of shit, looks like a massive load of arse to me.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think...
...this would only really work in S.Korea/Japan. Not because they're tech-savy or obsessed with cute things like this, but because they're orderly and polite. Try this in the UK and it's going to get vandalised and messed around with. Especially in Bristol.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I, for one, will draw cocks on the cereal.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of potential Lols to be had
A lot of scope for changing the QR codes - would be amusing to change most of them to condoms and flavoured lube etc.

Wonder how much a flight to Korea is?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah I like this, I insist that you do it

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post This girl is gorgeous...
Yeah, a real looker...
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Fap fap fap fap
Oh.....
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fap fap fap fap
Oh... FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post good enough for john lennon

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This is a normal post haha!

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hiro Nakamura
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post YATA!

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "so he flips her over and ff.. fff...
...funnily enough it lands on its wheels starts first time and they just drive off..."
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post MIchael the geordie :)

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't get it...
until you mentioned that!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post KAAATO YOU YELLOW FOOOOL!!!!

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)
This is a link post The Fall - Telephone Thinger.
Tomorrow is Fall Friday.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post saw The Fall at Friends of mine festival in May
apart from it being the worst festival i have EVER been too (and i have been to quite a few over the years) The Fall were the biggest letdown of the weekend, it was a bit like watching your grandad attempting to sing at a karaoke night whilst very,very intoxicated, not good at all! maybe these old videos will help ease the pain?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, as FUCKING FANTASTIC mouse on mars were live,
I reckon Von Sudenfed would be a disappointment.
That recent BBC4 documentary suggested that MES's recent performances would be *cough* patchy.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post Pianos for sale I made this!
Piano small ads:
'Lost fingers in shark attack. Piano for sale.'
and others.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I like your website...
my biggest lol so far has been the optical illusions page :)


hahah and this :)

no
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This is a normal post
thanks, appreciated
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Very funny
Brilliant random laughs there. Up there with Framley in my opinion.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

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