The Dalek that Time Forgot
Rather spiffing fan animation.
You'll get the most out of it if you know your Who onions. It's dirty hardcore fan porns throughout...tying up loose ends of Dalek continuity dating back to the 60s.
Part two: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA2ALqdaQfs&feature=relmfu
Three: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDYdcLGZmXA&feature=relmfu
Four: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiMsWCFeUlQ&feature=relmfu
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Mass effect / chris cunningham style anamorphic lens flares are the new erm... lens flare
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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Dust motes and dirty/grimy lenses
all available in the Optical Flare plugin.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:15,
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It's my guess it's the Optical Flares plugin by Video Copilot
Andrew Kramer worked on the titles of the new Star Trek movie and seems he come away with the Lens Flare bug. https://www.videocopilot.net/products/opticalflares/
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:14,
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But it is a great way of warming them on cold winter days.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:40,
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Red Planet Whingers
Torygraph coverage of the NASA landing - same old same old - but grand whingery from the happy readers.
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Oh there is some gold in the comments.
"Will this mission make my manhood bigger? No, it won't. Another ridiculous waste of time & money."
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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That was my fave until all the "They're staging it in a shed in the desert" started
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That illustrates the cuntiness of cats more than the shittiness of dogs
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:05,
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That's like saying you like both bicycles and cars.
Freak. *points*
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:17,
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Yes I like both cats and dogs too
cats are great if you don't like going for long walks, dogs are great if you do.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:21,
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I like both going for long walks and not going for long walks.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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Me too :D
We should get a hybrid Cat/Dog (Cog or Dat)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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What, so you could go for medium length walks?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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D'aww pooped puppy at the end
He dreams that one day he will catch one
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:00,
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Dolphins are cunts, don't trust anyone that smiles all the time.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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Egg - Stallion Explosion
I made this!
In which Ed the cat tries to lay an egg
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crab_bloke), Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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Edd is such a dirty bastard. I bet he eats it afterwards.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:51,
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he's not a dirty bastard you know
he's just an idiot. his deviancy is because he doesn't know any better, rather than the product of perversion
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crab_bloke), Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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i always suffer the same fate when i try that.
good to wriggle about in after though... clck!
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tickle I was away, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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Curiosity's Seven Minutes of Terror
Experts at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory ( JPL ) share the challenges of Curiosity's rover final 7 minutes to landing on the surface of Mars.
I searched both main board and popular and was surprised not to find this outstanding little tube.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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It flew for ages and then landed a few miles of the optimal landing spot
It's almost like an easyjet flight.
Also, how is it that they can pilot this thing millions of miles through space, then steer it through an alien atmosphere, deploy a parachute at exactly the right moment and lower a robot car from a rocket powered rig and yet we still haven't got our hover cars?
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:54,
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or a washing machine that also iron my shirts
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:55,
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It's not there
some desert in Angola is hosting it
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:59,
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I'm tempted to go find the conspiracy nuts
haha, one is that they are using it to send a Martian back to his home planet!
Another is from a zoomed in picture of an image of a dollar bill on Curiosity which contains the freemason pyramid which, as any fule kno, is symbol of the NWO!
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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Oh well if that's what you want...
www.godlikeproductions.com/
Not enough tin foil in the world for that forum.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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only because they've been using it up in the space program!
co-incidence? wake up sheeple!
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Lighter atmosphere.
If it had been the same as Earth's atmosphere the parachute would have slowed it down much more and therefore wouldn't have needed the jet/hover stage but because it is a lighter atmosphere then less thrust is needed to keep the thing falling to the ground.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:15,
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Schrodinger's Mars Lander
within that 7 minutes waiting for the signal to reach earth the Mars lander would have been in 2 separate states both crashed and safely landed while that signal was unobserved. :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:33,
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Coolest Form Of Transport Ever.
How long until they mount some guns on this bad boy?
GC sagt nein!
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That would make a good shopping car.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:12,
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Bah, old hat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUSXfOXb52I&feature=player_detailpage#t=147s
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:13,
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That is some serious military tecnology.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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Syrian PM does a road runner impression.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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Judy Murray last night thanked Welsh font of knowledge Dai Lama for his help
On the tweetytweet.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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I have just had a bacon sammich too :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:07,
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Top work as ever weebl!
I must now away to make some salty little pig strips!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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Bottoms and bacon, everyone loves that - me, perhaps a lot more than the average person.
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Ringo the Dutch Kangaroo Part 1
A Bit of Beatles for monday morning..Somewhere between Yellow Submarine and Mr Ben,sits Ringo the Dutch Kangaroo.
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If it wasnt for the fact this is really good.....
....I'd be shouting SPAMCUNT.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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And i quote:
"This site is full of retarded paranoid kids - its like a shit version of Facebook that crap facsimlies of Beavis and Butthead live."
Cheers.
You also forgot to click 'i made this', though i expect that was on purpose to stop people pulling you up on spamming.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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What colour is your poo today?
Huh Huh Huh Huh (in A Beavis and Butthead voice)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Yet you keep on coming back, funny that isn't it?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:00,
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In all fairness he did post that on /talk
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:22,
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This is very good, and made I smile.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:21,
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Time to Party
Louise Mensch is leaving Parliament, the UK and heading off to the USofA
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Me too, she may be nasty but rather shag-able.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:06,
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strike her down and she'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
I expect a high up job at Murdoch Inc is on the cards
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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hurrah
Hopefully she will turn her inestimable powers to producing another heavyweight literary effulgence
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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She's married to Metallicas manager?
Well that's my morning eyebrow raiser sorted.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:05,
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Yep, took her three bin lids from her 9 year marrage........
with a Catholic property speculator and shacked up with Metallica's manager in 2010. Took up politics then had to reveal her early drug taking habits after being blackmailed prior to the Levason enquiry.
I wonder if she would have been so forthcoming should her political career have taken off??
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:19, Reply)
You know those cheekbones are falsies right?
Left ones filled with scag and the right one coke.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:15,
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meh
she'll still annoy us all with freelance blatherings
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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she's got a majority of less than 2000
she wouldnt have survived the next election anyway
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Good fucking riddance.
Her performance on Question Time last month was embarassing!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:19,
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if you buy coffee you can't protest against bankers
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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pack it up, pack it in, let me begin....
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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How fast was Usain Bolt compared to everyone else?
Nice little infographic from the NYT.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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Aw, i wanted it compared to the average 20 stone kebab addict
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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That was actually quite interesting.
I was only saying yesterday how I find it odd that so many world records are still being broken. I mean, how much better can we get? Where's the upper limit?
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he's slower than me
I drive a car
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:54,
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Olympic Opening Ceremony
15 minutes of footage from the stands .. still pretty awesome .. (may include more sheep and clouds) :-)
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Oddly enough
I've been listening to this quite a lot already this morning.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM0fiegRbTg
Also it still amuses me that the very first track used was by Fuck Buttons.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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Tis an ace track
Caliban's dream is nice too - that got to number 12 in the charts, surprisingly
Underworld never fail to dissapoint
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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didn't realise that was Underworld too, thought that was something awful from Travis or Keane
horrible wet and bland :(
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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Sadly I agree
I'm listening to it now and its reminding me of nothing more than St Winifred's School Choir covering the previous track.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Sounds to me like
mid-80s Jean-Michel Jarre. This is either a good or a bad thing, depending on your opinion of mid-80s Jean-Michel Jarre.
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fucking incredible
although I do miss the crowd cheer at the end as the sparks rained down from the olympic rings
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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I hate to admit it,
but after 7 years of alternating between indifference about the Olympics and a positive desire for it to be an utter failure, I'm enjoying the Games immensely.
And the opening ceremony was utterly superb. I watched it on the big screen at the Old Naval College in Greenwich, and had a fantastic time.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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A lot of people i know won't admit they're enjoying them as they've slagged them off for so long and want to save face, i'm loving them, off to a few things later today and tomorrow.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:08,
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I'm off to see some water polo on Sunday.
My brother (who plays) had some spare tickets from the first ballot, so I thought, "Sod it; might as well, just to tell the grandchildren,"* but without really wanting them for their own sake.
But the closer this weekend gets, the more I'm looking forward to it. I might even spend Saturday at the Olympic park watching the screens and soaking up the atmosphere.
*Pffft. Like that will - or should be allowed - to happen... There's quite enough breeding among the ugly and intellectually subnormal already, without my contribution...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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Good to see miserable cynics enjoying it
Not that im saying youre a miserable cynic, but its hard not to get swept along with it. Even im enjoying it, and i hate sport!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:09,
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My enjoyment of the Games
has absolutely nothing to do with the aesthetic qualities of Victoria Pendleton, Jess Ennis or Keri-Anne Payne.
NOTHING. Those qualities don't even contribute.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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Katarina Johnson-Thompson is alright too
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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Her surname
always puts me in mind of a pair of comically bungling detectives.
Either that, or that her family owns most of Suffolk.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:04,
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i went for a walk along the southbank on saturday to check out some of the olympic hospitality houses, and it was iraq day, apparrently
Some market stalls and a stage playing some funkeh muzak
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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I only own one flag.
It's a hammer-and-sickle one.
I wonder whether I should take it and wave it? I might get on telly.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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The only one I have is a yemen flag, I'll come join you.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:46,
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I'd like to watch the opening ceremony, but I just haven't had time recently
It's been a lot nicer since the sport actually started, with the general mood switching to a competitive excitement, rather than the dismal rage that preceded it.
Still haven't watched any of it, but I'm just never that interested in watching sport. (F1 highlights don't count, that's more like a video game)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:21,
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Agh - wished i was there! That first bit with the industrial revolution and underworlds 'and i will kiss' playing gave me goosebumps
Kind of feel a bit sorry for the chap filming it though. He paid all that money to witness an amazing specatcle, and he saw it through a shitty 4 inch LED screen on a camera.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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^this
Why bother filming it? It'll be on telly with far better shots than you could hope to get on a phone. Just tape that and join in.
Its like the fuckers you see at concerts all trying to hold the camera steady while people around them are enjoying themselves.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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^this with bells on
Why not just enjoy it with your eyes, and watch professionally recorded footage? Its convenient that everyone has a camera of some sort to hand now, but really, does anyone watch what they recorded / photographed again and again?
I remember seeing Underworld at Brixton Academy last year, and i was raving my tits off in a trance, but was surrounded by immobile pillars of people holding their phones up in the air like techno-zombies
Im probably being a bit hippocritical, as im quite snap-happy, but when it comes to events like gigs and shows, you just have to forget about the camera, and savour it in person.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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100% with you all
Not a gig, but a couple of years ago I was in a small boat following whales around a bay in Antarctica. I got some great shots with my DSLR of them surfacing & diving. Then one came right up beside the boat to check us out... and I put the camera down. I remember thinking "No, watch this, because it's not going to happen again."
Could have been a stunning photo, but I don't regret not taking it.
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You should have got your iphone out and took some instagram pics so you can impress all your friends with your "creative photography" skills :-P
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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Had a similar moment at Le Mans this year
Where I realised I wasn't likely to get back there any time soon so just stood back and tried to take it all in.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:05,
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^This^
There's something very strange about a person's first reaction to any event to be to film it and watch it later on a screen, rather than immerse themselves in it at the time.
There was some footage here in the spring from the cheese-rolling of a girl heading down the hill quite gingerly so she could film herself as she went. Except that she was thereby not filming herself participating in the event: she was just filming herself going carefully down a hill. Which is hardly worth watching, is it?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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Nice to see an audience eye view of that amazing show
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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Nudey lady bits artfully shot to look like landscapes with miniature people
NSFW
NSFW - if only for a bit of boob and bush. Quite arty and abstract though.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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Curiosity lands safely on mars.
No cats harmed so far.
After seeing what had to go right for this thing to land I had my doubts but they appear to have done it.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:20,
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Yeah, it's absolutely amazing
It's going to be incredibly exciting what it finds, basically rocks, but still exciting.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:49,
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I remember the excitement of the Voyager probes
I really hope Curiosity will have the same impact, bringing another step cahnge in understanding.
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They should send out a probe specifically for killing martian cats
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:06,
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The probe comes equipped with 3 claws so it can squeeze all 3 tits at once
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:15,
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Never watch Total recall in HD....
Those tits look so fake now.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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Look, if you watched it as natured intended they looked well nice.
On a vhs copied from another vhs taken from a handheld in the cinema with added audience participation.
And this is how all 80's action films need to be seen.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:39,
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They look pretty good on a scotch
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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Everything looks good on a scotch egg
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:53,
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