Yeah, definately needed a Doctor No moment.
If I was missing a hand I think I'd go for a Han style accessory range from Enter the Dragon.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:02,
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I was right about you.
There is a point you will not go beyond...
(JamTallons, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:46,
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I'm too busy looking goooooooood.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:17,
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*quickly chops off arm*
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:13,
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Errrrr do you need it anymore?
A quick aplicatioon of selotape you've got yourself the ultimatle life-like fisting dildo.
Don't even get me started on what you can do with the soggy end...
(retroflyHow about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:25,
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This is genuine "Awesome Future Shit".
Glad for the guy, and geeking out over the tech!
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:45,
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amazing stuff!
(MrKane01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:25,
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Very good stuff
but whenever i see a prosthetic hand 'Enter The Dragon' always springs to mind...and 'Inner space' with the hairdryer and vibrator attachments.
(Sherbs, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:56,
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Hand Solo
That really is astonishing
(Ripleyisis spelt backwards is sisi, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:22,
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sarif industries eat your heart out
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 0:39,
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David Sarif sprang instantly to mind with the stylish black finish. Certainly a much fancier piece than Abu Hamza or Tee Hee Johnson.
(champagnerocker, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 1:42,
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the bit when he grabbed the beer bottle
made me lol for some reason
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:26,
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he missed a trick here.
should've opened with "NOW LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY"
(injektilosmoking the weed that killed elvis, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:22,
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bigbustycoons.comNSFW
The Url says it all. Customers are also very happy: "Isn't she a beauty!" - "It's a dream to ride!", "Its the size that matters"
the info page
was surprisingly interesting
(LP, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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I liked it too - very informative.
55hr/6 day weeks would kill me doing that. Cheap enough hourly rate though.
(zacherynuk@echo off, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:01,
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Why post such NSFW perverse stuff, where are the mods?
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:16,
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You missed a trick here - this has been posted before.
March 5th if my memory serves me correctly.
(Varmint, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:26,
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Pervert, wanking to gc
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:40,
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and
what were you searching for?
(harryfreezeIgnore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:20,
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Hahaha
Traffic to bigbustycoons.com has overloaded the cpu!!! Dirty interwebz viewers!
(Fadgebadger(1 like), Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:04,
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Blimey
What the fuck did I miss?
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:44,
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I enjoy that on the page to report that a user has exceeded a limit,
they advertise their unlimited hosting. Uh.
(stevierar, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:00,
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Sack him!!!!
Being a football manager must be really shit at times, fans are really fickle, lose a few matches and they're calling for your head.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:36,
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In recognition that in a few hours time
A religious nutjob might be the leader of the free world, let's see what we can learn from some nutty Christians on an old episode of In Bed With Medinner (and also, I just watched it again for the first time in years and it's brilliant).
I loved this programme
late 80's early 90's was it? before russell brand copied the idea.
(RudieSeventyOneThe self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:37,
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Loved that.
It had the reference to the Prisoner.
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:39,
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It's such a good format
I can see why people would nick it. I love the way Bob Mills sets up jokes long before he explains them - like the oil thing here, and then you only get them about five minutes later when something happens in the video. There aren't many thinkgs that make me giggle like a loon but these clips always work. The first time I ever saw the Nigel Dempster one I think I literally wet myself.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:43,
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This.
My friend introduced me to Millsy back in the 90s. Next year he's going to be my best man. I can't say if there's a link, but it's highly likely. Muggy bonehead.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:36,
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Which bit is the free world?
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:41,
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It's more sort of...
...errr... symbolic, like.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:43,
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You've got me trawling through them all now.
I was planning to watch Mr Magics Handkerchiefs on infinite loop down there v v
(RudieSeventyOneThe self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:50,
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Hehe
I'm currently on 'My Punk Son'
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:51,
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You see
I used to watch that show and I reckon Gervais ripped him off.
(------, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:41,
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I reckon Gervais is much smarmier
but I can see where you're coming from. I must admit I've never found Mills as smug as many people seem to.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:11,
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Mentioned on QI
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:21,
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The original toe was swallowed. This is a later donation.
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:22,
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Circumcision
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:18,
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Ah. Sour toe cocktail.
I just fished out an old photo. I didn't bother to drink one but watched someone else have one. He said read out a small poem and gave them a certificate. Waste of money in my opinion. I settled for cold beer instead.
(Sherbs, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:45,
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Thankyou for your donation
I'm currently coding this game on my zx spectrum.
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:21,
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Unfortunately, Mr Braben's
more recent forays into gaming don't seem to have been successful.
Also, the excellent X3 series from Egosoft have pretty cornered the fly\flight\trade space free for all market.
I won't both donating, but will have look, if it ever sees the light of day.
(LemonEntryMyDearWatsonThis time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:54,
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Couldn't you have just played Oolite?
(DrPrunesqualloris determined to post more as of, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:56,
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Someone on a gaming site said to be wary about pledging as the company has lost a lot of money recently and are down to 1mil. They think this may be a sly attempt to keep the company afloat for another year. companycheck.co.uk/company/02892559
(loci, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:58,
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Mr. Magic - HandkerchiefsI made this!
Watch Mr Magic reveal some of magic's biggest already revealed secrets.
The tricks are so obvious after you're shown how they're done
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:19,
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2 quid postage?
What a jip.
(weareace, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:07,
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Top question is excellent.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:26,
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I have a piece of cardboard shaped a bit like a cock
used - any bidders?
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:36,
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Gaz tabs, Bready and pissy
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:20,
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i have a cock shaped like a piece of cardboard
used.
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:33,
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Get an auction going
It could mean a new house.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:46,
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Am i the only person who wants to punch Kermit in his smug green face?
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:44,
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Poor chap's had a hand up his arse for the best part of 50 years
A punch in the face would be quiet release I'd imagine.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:56,
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Presumes that Kermit wasn't in sexual ecstasy for 50 years
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:08,
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Come with me if you want to live!
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:25,
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Subtitles?!
You'll be making us watch some black and white shit next.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:17,
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Mine has never been black or white. I blame Guinness for your condition.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:23,
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Makes me want to watch police story 3 also... Ace film!
(weareace, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:25,
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wha
it had subtitles when i watched it
turn on annotations
or pray to your lord
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Cool as fk film.
I thought putting captions on switched on some sucky algorithm for speech recognition, and always cocked it up, sometimes spectacularly so. After watching a few seconds of dialogue with captions, I can't tell if it's doing that given it's also a translation.
(Heliosphan, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:57,
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Best John Woo film after Hard Target.
I am not fucking kidding.
(mitsusproogiPure Cush, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:34,
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The otter later returned with a gun and bust a cap in the whales ass.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:24,
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That's what happens if you mess with her or hers.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:13,
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Quite a big bitch, almost a seal...and awwww.
(loci, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:50,
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Minor TJ, Sorry
can anyone point me towards that lovely video about the old guy asking his students why they wanted to earn money, and it being blindingly obvious we should all just go live in yurts or something?
To say thankyou, here's a picture of my dog being humiliated by my three year old this morning
(pounanaSlept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:53,
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Thanks for that. And, as money is no object
I'm going to pay you in Rape Dollars
(pounanaSlept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:25,
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that would have been my currency of choice
..if choice were no object
(SquidHead, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:29,
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Love the Tango N' Vectif album.
(loci, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:44,
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Both of them are distinctly average looking people
I've never understood the adoration other than the fact film has the power to literally make teenagers fancy anyone.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:32,
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Your assessment of other's looks is atypical.
(ZachariahPardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:39,
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Your observation of the assessment of other's looks is asymmetrical.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:41,
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Not saying they're not attractive
Just sick of the adoration. There are better looking people who aren't famous.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:07,
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maybe they are admired purely for their acting ability.
i wouldn't know - Ive never seen star trek
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:20,
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Of course
but I still think it's fair to say they're both pretty damn good looking.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:18,
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
It's all relative.
(Fadgebadger(1 like), Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:21,
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Too right they're changing. They are going to take over the office and kill everyone. Run for your lives.
Have a click
(AlbertTatlockis Ena Sharples Bitch, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:10,
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Never saw the problem with Guantanamo Bay
My local Tory MP pays me to waterboard him
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:31,
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I can't help sniggering...
...every time I see the phrase in the second paragraph.
(barstRdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:11,
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hahahahha
hahahahahahhahahahhaha
(Mousing, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:12,
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I believe the appropriate response is "Lol".
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:15,
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In the US, you can be absent for 4+ months and still win your election bit.ly/PzWdGF
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:33,
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Bush's brain was absent for the full term
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:41,
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Ant & Dec have just gone into camp to give her the good news
thankfully I'm off to Australia tomorrow so I'll miss this shit.
(Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:51,
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MP aka Useless Shitcunt
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The opportunity to make an MPs life hell is worth the price of admission alone
those camp fire chats are going to be incendiary. Stupid cow.
(AlbertTatlockis Ena Sharples Bitch, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:14,
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Still looking forward to the abortion chats around the campfire
I can't stop talking about it when I'm camping, abortion this, abortion that, when I'm cooking sausages or having a shit in a bucket, I'm always chatting 'bout abortion. Yay!!
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:46,
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Awww
There go my cosy nights in listening to abortion chat, back to gutting fish it is...
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:05,
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What utter nonsense.
A parliament full of fraudulant tax avoiders, expenses fiddlers and sexual deviants and this is a reason to withdraw the whip?
Can you say 'symbolic politics'?
Mind you, I'm not saying Dorries isn't a cunt
(Tuskknows where you live, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:09,
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i get the feeling she doesnt want to be a tory mp any more anyway
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:41,
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Bang on...
For the reasons in my reply above, she has an axe to grind with Tory head office and is screwing her constituents to stay in the limelight. Twunt.
(Chad, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:45,
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i had a night mare about oral sex with a woman who had fanny like that
seem to recall a song about it
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:51,
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'Masturbating after perverted dreams' by Dusty Springfield.
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:57,
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I would feel cheated in the cinema
and demand that someone called John be killed.
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:46,
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Europe -Carrie live semi acoustic
After exercising my RIGHT to vote, I have forgotten about politics and been rocking out. I really like how they redid this song, adding a good bit of emotion and power.
I think on this showing we need to take away your RIGHT to post videos here.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:11,
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You didn't even watch it did you?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:13,
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I can't watch it without crying, it's just too raw and emotional for me.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:30,
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I didn't post it as a reflection on our relationship.
I promise we can work things out. I will change, I'll do anything to keep you. I know the last few years has been tough, but I swear Boris Johnson means nothing to me. It was just a stupid, drunken fling. How can I get that through to you?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:32,
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Well this is a bloody fine way to find out!
(TIVO PUKE, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:41,
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Genuine, food spewing LOLs!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:51,
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Good stuff
Europe are a far more legitimate band than they have any requirement to be. I saw them a few years back purely to see the Final Countdown. I was pleasantly surprised when the whole show was totally solid, with some bloody world-class classic rocking.
Highly recommended for anyone who owns a black rock band t-shirt.
(Marn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:35,
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people only like that final countdown song because they think its cool to like shit songs from the 80s
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:39,
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USA! USA! USA!
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:04,
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You are one confused motherfucker..heh, you're alright...let's sing..
All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyyyyes Rosanna, Rosanna I never thought that a girl like you could ever care for meeee, Rosannahhhhhh
All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is hold you tiiiIIIIIiiight Rosanna, Rosanna! I didn't know you were looking for more than I could ever beeeeeEEee....
Not quite a year since she went away, Rosanna yeah Now she's gone and I have to stay
Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Rosanna yeah Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Rosanna yeah
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Joey Tempest has magically morphed into Gary Moore (without the guitar skils)
Anyone who has 'The Final Countdown' as their ringtone is a cunt, and should die painfully.
(AlbertTatlockis Ena Sharples Bitch, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:22,
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