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This is a link post 'Terminator' arm is world's most advanced prosthetic limb.
Boxing in the Paralympics is going to be pretty brutal in the future.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post What I really wanted to see
Was him crushing that bottle at the end.

Disappoint.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, definately needed a Doctor No moment.
If I was missing a hand I think I'd go for a Han style accessory range from Enter the Dragon.
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This is a normal post I was right about you.
There is a point you will not go beyond...
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This is a normal post I'm too busy looking goooooooood.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only one thing to reply with really.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsU1t2vkURg
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This is a normal post :D
Groovy.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keith Allen will do owt to be on telly won't he?

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This is a normal post Ha. Did cross my mind.

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This is a normal post That's one hell of a handjob

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ultimate sleeping princess wanking machine.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post *quickly chops off arm*

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This is a normal post Errrrr do you need it anymore?
A quick aplicatioon of selotape you've got yourself the ultimatle life-like fisting dildo.

Don't even get me started on what you can do with the soggy end...
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This is a normal post uggh.

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This is a normal post This is genuine "Awesome Future Shit".
Glad for the guy, and geeking out over the tech!
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This is a normal post
amazing stuff!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good stuff
but whenever i see a prosthetic hand 'Enter The Dragon' always springs to mind...and 'Inner space' with the hairdryer and vibrator attachments.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hand Solo
That really is astonishing
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post sarif industries eat your heart out

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This is a normal post
David Sarif sprang instantly to mind with the stylish black finish. Certainly a much fancier piece than Abu Hamza or Tee Hee Johnson.
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This is a normal post the bit when he grabbed the beer bottle
made me lol for some reason
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post he missed a trick here.
should've opened with "NOW LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY"
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This is a link post bigbustycoons.com NSFW
The Url says it all.
Customers are also very happy:
"Isn't she a beauty!" - "It's a dream to ride!", "Its the size that matters"

EDIT: Since their webhost have let them down, google cache to the rescue!
webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?num=100&hl=en&safe=off&site=&source=hp&q=cache%3Awww.bigbustycoons.com&oq=cache%3Awww.bigbustycoons.com&gs_l=hp.3...924.6737.0.7005.27.27.0.0.0.0.143.2381.22j5.27.0.les%3Bcpmergenn..0.0...1.1.84cyFvCNvFs
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post the info page
was surprisingly interesting
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked it too - very informative.
55hr/6 day weeks would kill me doing that. Cheap enough hourly rate though.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why post such NSFW perverse stuff, where are the mods?

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You missed a trick here - this has been posted before.
March 5th if my memory serves me correctly.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pervert, wanking to gc

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post and
what were you searching for?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Traffic to bigbustycoons.com has overloaded the cpu!!! Dirty interwebz viewers!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
What the fuck did I miss?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

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This is a normal post I enjoy that on the page to report that a user has exceeded a limit,
they advertise their unlimited hosting. Uh.
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This is a link post I know a lot of B3tans won't be interested
but the Glasgow Beetroot has been in his job 26 years today.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sack him!!!!
Being a football manager must be really shit at times, fans are really fickle, lose a few matches and they're calling for your head.
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This is a link post In recognition that in a few hours time
A religious nutjob might be the leader of the free world, let's see what we can learn from some nutty Christians on an old episode of In Bed With Medinner (and also, I just watched it again for the first time in years and it's brilliant).
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This is a normal post There's a leader of the free world?

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This is a normal post Aye
Apparently
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved this programme
late 80's early 90's was it? before russell brand copied the idea.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved that.
It had the reference to the Prisoner.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's such a good format
I can see why people would nick it. I love the way Bob Mills sets up jokes long before he explains them - like the oil thing here, and then you only get them about five minutes later when something happens in the video. There aren't many thinkgs that make me giggle like a loon but these clips always work. The first time I ever saw the Nigel Dempster one I think I literally wet myself.
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This is a normal post This.
My friend introduced me to Millsy back in the 90s. Next year he's going to be my best man. I can't say if there's a link, but it's highly likely. Muggy bonehead.
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This is a normal post Which bit is the free world?

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's more sort of...
...errr... symbolic, like.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've got me trawling through them all now.
I was planning to watch Mr Magics Handkerchiefs on infinite loop down there v v
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I'm currently on 'My Punk Son'
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post You see
I used to watch that show and I reckon Gervais ripped him off.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon Gervais is much smarmier
but I can see where you're coming from. I must admit I've never found Mills as smug as many people seem to.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bloody love Millsy.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mentioned on QI

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The original toe was swallowed. This is a later donation.

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This is a normal post Circumcision

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah. Sour toe cocktail.
I just fished out an old photo. I didn't bother to drink one but watched someone else have one.
He said read out a small poem and gave them a certificate. Waste of money in my opinion. I settled for cold beer instead.

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This is a link post New Elite game kickstarter
But will it be any good? I hope so, I just pledged £5000
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou for your donation
I'm currently coding this game on my zx spectrum.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately, Mr Braben's
more recent forays into gaming don't seem to have been successful.

Also, the excellent X3 series from Egosoft have pretty cornered the fly\flight\trade space free for all market.

I won't both donating, but will have look, if it ever sees the light of day.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't you have just played Oolite?

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Someone on a gaming site said to be wary about pledging as the company has lost a lot of money recently and are down to 1mil.
They think this may be a sly attempt to keep the company afloat for another year.
companycheck.co.uk/company/02892559
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Mr. Magic - Handkerchiefs I made this!
Watch Mr Magic reveal some of magic's biggest already revealed secrets.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The tricks are so obvious after you're shown how they're done

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Step aside, Dynamo...

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This is a link post A piece of cardboard (shaped a bit like an iPhone 5) – USED
Ebay auction currently going on....
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This is a normal post 2 quid postage?
What a jip.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top question is excellent.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a piece of cardboard shaped a bit like a cock
used - any bidders?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gaz tabs, Bready and pissy

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post i have a cock shaped like a piece of cardboard
used.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get an auction going
It could mean a new house.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a link post The Muppets do Talking Heads
Two of my favourite things.
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This is a normal post Am i the only person who wants to punch Kermit in his smug green face?

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor chap's had a hand up his arse for the best part of 50 years
A punch in the face would be quiet release I'd imagine.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Presumes that Kermit wasn't in sexual ecstasy for 50 years

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This is a link post Hard Boiled (1992) full movie with english sub(ceo film sa prevodom)
This is the greatest action film ever made.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Arnie.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's old school John Woo, muthafucka

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This is a normal post GET TO THE CHOPPA!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Come with me if you want to live!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Subtitles?!
You'll be making us watch some black and white shit next.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine has never been black or white. I blame Guinness for your condition.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me want to watch police story 3 also... Ace film!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post wha
it had subtitles when i watched it

turn on annotations



or pray to your lord
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool as fk film.
I thought putting captions on switched on some sucky algorithm for speech recognition, and always cocked it up, sometimes spectacularly so.
After watching a few seconds of dialogue with captions, I can't tell if it's doing that given it's also a translation.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best John Woo film after Hard Target.
I am not fucking kidding.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Otter hitches ride on boat to escape from killer whales
a bit long, but nice.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The otter later returned with a gun and bust a cap in the whales ass.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what happens if you mess with her or hers.

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This is a normal post
Quite a big bitch, almost a seal...and awwww.
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This is a link post Mushroom Compost
By µ-ziq
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This is a normal post I bought that album for 49p from a Safeway supermarket

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That should be on the cover as a quote.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Minor TJ, Sorry
can anyone point me towards that lovely video about the old guy asking his students why they wanted to earn money, and it being blindingly obvious we should all just go live in yurts or something?

To say thankyou, here's a picture of my dog being humiliated by my three year old this morning


(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post here you are :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=siu6JYqOZ0g
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that. And, as money is no object
I'm going to pay you in Rape Dollars
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post that would have been my currency of choice
..if choice were no object
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Love the Tango N' Vectif album.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a link post I've been whistling this all day, and not been thinking about any thing in particular
If you are of a certain age you'll remember this.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post i am
and i do
but can't pinpoint from where
enlighten please
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post remember it but always preferred
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcCHRW8G9yY
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Actual scene from Twilight I made this!
Literal actuals
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Both of them are distinctly average looking people
I've never understood the adoration other than the fact film has the power to literally make teenagers fancy anyone.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your assessment of other's looks is atypical.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your observation of the assessment of other's looks is asymmetrical.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not saying they're not attractive
Just sick of the adoration. There are better looking people who aren't famous.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe they are admired purely for their acting ability.
i wouldn't know - Ive never seen star trek
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course
but I still think it's fair to say they're both pretty damn good looking.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
It's all relative.
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This is a normal post Thought it was
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxSk0wZxss
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You owe me 40 seconds

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stephenie Meyer owes me 122 minutes

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You owe me my life back

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This is a link post Printer Orchestra - The Times They Are A-Changin'.
Pretty cool advert.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too right they're changing. They are going to take over the office and kill everyone. Run for your lives.
Have a click
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Apparently there's an election in Ohio
GC trumped by relevance
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Huh
So he did order the closure of Guantanamo Bay...

So what happened?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never saw the problem with Guantanamo Bay
My local Tory MP pays me to waterboard him
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a link post A follow up for an earlier post
"MP Nadine Dorries suspended as Tory MP in I'm a Celebrity row"


Good.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help sniggering...
...every time I see the phrase in the second paragraph.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahha
hahahahahahhahahahhaha
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the appropriate response is "Lol".

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good
idiot
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the US, you can be absent for 4+ months and still win your election
bit.ly/PzWdGF
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This is a normal post Bush's brain was absent for the full term

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ant & Dec have just gone into camp to give her the good news
thankfully I'm off to Australia tomorrow so I'll miss this shit.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post MP aka Useless Shitcunt

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The opportunity to make an MPs life hell is worth the price of admission alone
those camp fire chats are going to be incendiary. Stupid cow.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still looking forward to the abortion chats around the campfire
I can't stop talking about it when I'm camping, abortion this, abortion that, when I'm cooking sausages or having a shit in a bucket, I'm always chatting 'bout abortion. Yay!!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
There go my cosy nights in listening to abortion chat, back to gutting fish it is...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post What utter nonsense.
A parliament full of fraudulant tax avoiders, expenses fiddlers and sexual deviants and this is a reason to withdraw the whip?

Can you say 'symbolic politics'?

Mind you, I'm not saying Dorries isn't a cunt
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post i get the feeling she doesnt want to be a tory mp any more anyway

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bang on...
For the reasons in my reply above, she has an axe to grind with Tory head office and is screwing her constituents to stay in the limelight. Twunt.
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This is a normal post i had a night mare about oral sex with a woman who had fanny like that
seem to recall a song about it
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Masturbating after perverted dreams' by Dusty Springfield.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post vagina dentata?
what a wonderful phrase!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good book.
John doesn't die at the end, though.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would feel cheated in the cinema
and demand that someone called John be killed.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Europe -Carrie live semi acoustic
After exercising my RIGHT to vote, I have forgotten about politics and been rocking out. I really like how they redid this song, adding a good bit of emotion and power.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think on this showing we need to take away your RIGHT to post videos here.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't even watch it did you?

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't watch it without crying, it's just too raw and emotional for me.

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This is a normal post I didn't post it as a reflection on our relationship.
I promise we can work things out. I will change, I'll do anything to keep you. I know the last few years has been tough, but I swear Boris Johnson means nothing to me. It was just a stupid, drunken fling. How can I get that through to you?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well this is a bloody fine way to find out!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine, food spewing LOLs!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
Europe are a far more legitimate band than they have any requirement to be. I saw them a few years back purely to see the Final Countdown. I was pleasantly surprised when the whole show was totally solid, with some bloody world-class classic rocking.

Highly recommended for anyone who owns a black rock band t-shirt.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post people only like that final countdown song because they think its cool to like shit songs from the 80s

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post USA! USA! USA!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc
Worst Cover in World (tm) is Final Countdown
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This is a normal post You are one confused motherfucker..heh, you're alright...let's sing..
All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyyyyes
Rosanna, Rosanna
I never thought that a girl like you could ever care for meeee, Rosannahhhhhh

All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is hold you tiiiIIIIIiiight
Rosanna, Rosanna!
I didn't know you were looking for more than I could ever beeeeeEEee....

Not quite a year since she went away, Rosanna yeah
Now she's gone and I have to stay

Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Rosanna yeah
Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Rosanna yeah
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Joey Tempest has magically morphed into Gary Moore (without the guitar skils)
Anyone who has 'The Final Countdown' as their ringtone is a cunt, and should die painfully.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:22, , Reply)

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