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This is a link post Housebound
Cold Monday night film tip. Literally all kinds of excellent. Kiwi horror fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post let's hope it stays there!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That was top
I like me a kiwi horror movie.
 (m.auron, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post Dave promises to get Ed a Pony I made this!
A pony is quite a big present
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This reminds me of that CBBC skit from years ago
Can't remember what it was called, it was a micky take of all those broom cupboard type people. Anyway, I like this!
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post neither can i
but hooray anyway!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You silly sod.
I think Findus Pancakes would be very interested in sponsoring your work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post good point
i'll get straight on to them
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:53, Reply)
This is a link post Who lives in a house like this?
Boodiful
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(Sherbs, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
but "Without no one but his dog" - not so cool.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't think of that
his dog dug and did all the work
 (Sherbs, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That beer makes him work like a demon

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It'd be just a cave full of nobs if a b3tan lived there

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
nobs teabaggers
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
so it's a cave, not a house, and he just went and vandalised an innocent sandstone formation for his own sadistic, sick, self-aggrandising pleasure, now it's full of dog shit, piss, hair, fleas, and smells of dog and sweaty digger

what a complete and utter bastard
 (I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Kicks the shit out of an office job
Where do you get funding to do stuff like this?
 (tapdancingjesus, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post A set from Star Wars

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)
This is a link post Mohammed is the most popular boys name
Well, no its not. But why let the facts get in the way?
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post it was a popular teddy bear name for a while

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post yes it was for a while but they had to drop it as it wasnt making them any money there was no prophet in it

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *burns embassy*

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post all those names are shit.
Far too many from the old testament, far too many surnames.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post by odd using a buzzfeed link to oppose that I know...
www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/say-my-name-say-my-name-when-no-one-is-around-you
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:34, Reply)
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(Spin Its a thing., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh, so much chav.
I have a friend who was genuinely considering "Cassius" for his unborn baby's name. Luckily they had a girl...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Changing the C to a K makes it a girls name.
Probs....
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They ran the same story a few years ago too.
I wonder if Nigels have gone up or down in the last few years?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I spose some people are making plans for that name...

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post well if Nigel is apriest then he would have gone up
but if Nigel was a choir boy then he would have gone down.



probably
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post unclear
If you add the two most common spellings, it bumps Muhammad/Mohammed up to second place, 563 behind Oliver. It's not possible, from this top-50 list to see whether there's another variant of the name that would take it into first place.
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 5:04, Reply)
This is a link post Chris Rock in conversation.
This seems to be doing the rounds on Twitter. He makes some very interesting points, especially with regard to offence in stand-up.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
This is a link post Kickass 2 film
vietnamese subs
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)
This is a link post Wolfman film

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)
This is a link post The World's Shortest Horror Film I made this!
Visited a mate. Got pissed and we made this. Might amuse you, at least it's short. Needs sound.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post A fast, effective way to stop yourself googling dwarf porn.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would I want to stop?
I can only imagine how many of those will be consigned to desk drawers ten minutes after purchase.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Or used as cock rings.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Goddamn these electric sex pants

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfq3B9JvIcQ
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It'd be fun to secretly program one
to shock whenever the user goes to Google.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post who will volenteer to have one on there bellend?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post you'd end up associating electric shocks with being turned on
you'd die trying to get the 'mother of all boners' from the mains
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:13, Reply)
This is a link post Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Goodbye!
Another piece of the New labour project is sloughed off.

Give it a decade or two and we may have a party worthy of the name labour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not too popular among the
45%+ porridge-wog circles I move in.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Always has and always will be an embarrassment to the Labour movement
Good bye cunt.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh! Debbie Ashbee @ 3.30
She's on my FB friends list *rubs thighs*
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Freebase friends? What's that?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post An Office in a Tractor Cab I made this!
One of the sketches from The Muckers a CBBC pilot I made with some kids who work on a farm in Cornwall. I hope they get a series cos they are lovely silly kids and I'm posting these in the hope you like them and will pass them around and get these kids a chance!
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:58, Reply)
This is a link post The Pasty Song I made this!
A lovely song about Cornish Pasties I made with some kids down in Cornwall for a CBBC pilot.
(I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Crimped crust, no mention of carrot.
Yup all is in order carry on.

Although I would have included some knockers.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knocker_%28folklore%29

[edit]
Fucking earworm....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck the CPA
load of side-crimping nazis
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Your name will go on the list.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
I shall forward this on to me Cornish misses and the local contingency for approval....
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post How did it go with the Missus?
(i mean regarding the pasty song!)
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "Brown sauce" is a euphemism, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
You will notice there is a bottle which shoots out of a the anus of a cow. A cow anus.
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
bless 'em the little bunch of inbreds, bet they put the cream on top of the jam too.

Devon pasties in are harts 4eva
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut it, jam nose.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
cream nose!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post cream on jam IS ze correct order
mein herr
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post Wait for it....
[edit]
Given the amount of pendents on here I can't believe someone hasn't flagged up the glaring mistake.
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lincolnshire poacher.


bugger, how do you embed shit again? oh sod it that'll do.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that's top secret British intelligence information your sharing there!
Change it from https to http and it'lll embed fine.

There's a sequel the Poacher called Cherry Ripe.
www.numbers-stations.com/E03a

I don't find it as good but second albums are tricky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This one has groove potential
www.numbers-stations.com/XPA2

from about 1:40
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like it'll need to be read by specilist equipment to the agents in the field
Better with the poacher, AM radio with a notepad and pencil I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like a variation of either domino or piccolo.

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post How can someone put together a video about the Lincolnshire Poacher
and start it with a slide calling it the "Linoclnshire Poacher?" I don't understand.
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
fecking love number stations me..shame they aren't really around these days
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like they've gone to phone lines now.
kernelmag.dailydot.com/features/report/4947/did-we-take-out-mi6s-secret-line/
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I presume you've heard about the Conet Project
You can buy the 5 cd box set, but I'm sure it's on the internets somewhere.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 3.14159265359
There's an 8 where that last 9 should be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't get that far to be honest, he forgot to make it 3 *point* 141 etc.
BTW when calculating pi past 11 digits it's actually an 8 instead.

Last digit is rounded.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah should have thought that really....

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Pi to a million decimal places?

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
*pedants
 (itilliterate, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well my intentional bad spelling was blatant pedant bait, of course.
bloody autocorrect
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *paedos

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *platypuses, duck-billed

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Which pendant are you?

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 is purple. i like purple.
i'll be 4.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be two..
Transparent and see through :D
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be 5.
Faecal brown.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post gimme five

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post Very important.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't eat any of that foreign muck.
I'll stick to boiled meat and potatoes.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeee, dear. I'm the same. It binds me, it does.
There's nowt wrong with a spam fritter. Or a nice bit of corned beef. Any food you need to open with a key, really. There's a sense of achievement to it.

But folk these days wouldn't understand that. With their radiation ovens and bakelite coddlers.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to know
Love the stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post there is a joke I've missed?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Paella, proof that you can put any old rubbish with rice and sell it to English tourists.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, this ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post Builder caught knocking one out in family home
Wanker
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No vinegar strokes
I am disappoint
 (I helped save b3ta! masterblaster, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
It would have just culminated in a single white pixel anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he had a cup of tea afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post this just proves that most builders are wankers!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post categorical proof that
ALL builders are wankers surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
This is a link post Solarmax blah blah blah I made this!
[SPAMMER REMOVED]
 (omnikinverter, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 6:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Best link ever.
 (itilliterate, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that http://www.omnik-solar.com is a great place to meet like-minded sexual deviants
Is that true? Is www.omnik-solar.com is a great place to meet like-minded sexual deviants?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 7:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard the same about http://www.omnik-solar.com
Before I discovered www.omnik-solar.com I only used the internet for sexually deviant gay porn to meet like-minded perverts for bukake jock surprise. Since I signed up to www.omnik-solar.com I've turned my back on bum rape and man on man hot teen action. How I miss the like-minded sexual deviants :( www.omnik-solar.com saved me from masterbating cock, cock, gay snowball felching.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't sound like a particularly nice site to me

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I hoe your Omnik Invertor falls off the roof and crushes your spine

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 7:15, Reply)
This is a normal post SPECTACULAR APPEARANCE, TRUMENDOUS SURPRISE

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I LIKED IT SO MUCH I BOUGHT THE COMPANY

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Weird sculptures by Choi Xooang NSFW

(chompedhomas, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 5:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Weirdly disturbing
I like the pleading hands one
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 6:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Side Show Bob is about to die FFS! :(

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, I like these a lot.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:49, Reply)
This is a link post Gary Busey is McBain! NSFW
And he's bulletproof, butt-horn!
Edit: NSFW, some swears, no biggie.
(itilliterate, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more butthorn.
butthorn!
 (A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
What the hell kind of accent is Henry Silva doing there?
 (13ffx should be working..., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:08, Reply)
This is a link post Best way to cook shrimp tempura
ever.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the glare of anger and humilation
That makes them so delicious.
 (gijoel, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have two

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! going to have to try this!
even though the flash cooking is probably fake...
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it come with chips?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting lasers somewhere, but that will do

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:03, Reply)

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