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This is a link post Realistic Bacon Scarf
That's Valentines day sorted then

BRANDED BROWN WOOD STAIN
 (allseeingjapseye white light emitting from eyes / mouth, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey that would make a great novelty gift for the missus this valentines....
HOW MUCH‽
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post Gigapixels of Andromeda Galaxy
A 1.5 billion pixel image of Andromeda galaxy taken by the hubble Telescope
Zoom-able image www.spacetelescope.org/images/heic1502a/zoomable/

Been posted before but i've linked the image
(redflame, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems an odd thing to make a youtube video out of
a photograph I mean
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post saves neck muscles

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Good answer
I get tired moving my eyeballs to much :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:15, Reply)
This is a link post Humanoids. Thousands of 'em...(52s)

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
Get one, put it between mirrors = same.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as this is Japanese I assume the final model will look 13, have massive tits and a clothing malfunction?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post And a hydraulic uterus

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Goes without saying.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:58, Reply)
This is a link post If you've ever wondered what Programming is like, This about sums it up.
Made me laugh anyway, probably GC but I care not for your GC.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post is it ADHD then?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post OCD you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I've thought about that one too.
But I was convinced by AD part.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - this is so true
I'm currently reconfiguring my background job queueing system, having gone in to update some CSS...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice dependency chain.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I just spent two days tracing a fault
that turned out to be a cascading failure from about four modules upstream of me. I haven't even started on a fix yet...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why I use TDD...

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post White to e4

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:21, Reply)
This is a link post The subtle art of not giving a fuck
"Like a fine wine, our fucks must age into a fine vintage, only uncorked and given on the most special fucking occasions."
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Goes on a bit, all that not giving a fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I really couldn't be bothered to read all that.
I wish there was a handy abbreviation for that sentiment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "I hear it's Ireland's largest lingerie department."

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "One day we'll be in that parish, sipping iced lemon tea on the lawn...can you hold onto that thought for me?"

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "NOT THAT WAY FOR FECK'S SAKE!"

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
accident? do you think it would stand up in court?

yak yak yak
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Been there.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post What outfit did you get?

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post White Gothic Lolita of course
With lace umbrella.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm, think that's the new staff uniform sorted :)

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)
This is a link post The Earth moving

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice.
I wish I could be arsed with doing more timelapse.

[edit] also, it is obvious that the earth is fixed while the sphere of "fixed stars" rotates around it.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I have the attention span of a toddler
so couldn't be bothered with timela...oh look, squirrels!
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Attaching gopros to squirrels is an idea with promise.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of bindun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gmkhE7YQc
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post exploding gopros?
Take the tree rats down.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Tilt shift effect.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Tit shit fart.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw them at Monsters of Rock.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post LIES
Why don't people slip over it then?
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ooooh, you really made the Earth move, you sex monster!!
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on, let's do it some more, you raunchy love handle

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
OOohhh you hunker-zebra!
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post fart on dog
ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post How rude.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Would like to see the dogs revenge vid
When it takes a shit in one of his manky old slippers.
 (Sherbs, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)
This is a link post chucklesome review of an Uncharted rip off

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah jesus, that looks amazing
Is it for real? I think I'd watch a full playthrough of that
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post When you think you have it bad
there is always some poor fucker to come along to show you it could be worse
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell
impressive levels of optimism
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
But you know the bad days have got to be reallllyyy bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post he has put feet on backwards

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Always look on the bright side of life....
but demand better prosthetics.
If it was me i'ld be shopping for Pistorius Murder Bladez™ in a heart beat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That photo of him standing with the fake lips made me think of Al Jolson and I dun a lol.
But, fuck me sideways, what determination! I'd've topped myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too,
id have got my fake limbs then thrown myself out the window...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post he must be out of his mind on morphine

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post There but for the grace of God, etc...

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't it the grace of god that put him there?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but I don't want God putting me there instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus. That freaks me out. There's no preventative cure!
Reminds me of fournier gangrene. Dare you?
 (felixcoen, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus fucking christ....
for fucks sake, dont google that.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
Remember, it all began with a seemingly harmless itch!
 (felixcoen, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad I'm not getting any,
means THAT wont be 'coming' my way
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd give my right arm to be as happy as him
...Not the rest of my limbs though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:49, Reply)
This is a link post Translational enterprise
it gets going around 1:55
(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post relax, you gays

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 5:53, Reply)
This is a link post OK, who got too drunk to drive their bin home?
My money's on that Vigo dude from Ghostbusters II...
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh FFS :(
"Although this was meant as a humorous incident, we take this kind of thing very seriously and have launched a formal investigation into the conduct of this officer."
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Traffic Wardens deserve to have no fun whatsoever.
So say all of us.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone except the traffic warden in this story are cunts.
The article writer for persistently stating a ticket was put on the bin. It wasn't.
The 'witness' stating he'd seen a bin get a parking ticket. He didn't.
The humourless cunts who're investigating this incident. Especially them.
The warden is the only person in this who I'd actually like to speak to. Just to share a laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:52, Reply)
This is a link post Microsoft helps /talk with the ability to cry wank

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
imgur.com/62Dc54a
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post She's quite fit as well...
You saw her...yeah you did perve
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You do know it's a bad idea talking to me right?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently I am the equivalent to what passes as a kiddy fiddler on /talk.
Therefor I have a beard.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post o_O

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You guys need to spend more time on /talk so manolith and his guys can groom you
/board is lovely and lonely for you intellectual types with photoshop skills
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a bloody grip man.
*unzips* come on!
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 7:50, Reply)
This is a link post Elders Play Grand Theft Auto V

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this is suprisingly funny.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That was ace!
Actual LOLs. The guy in the green shirt was particularly funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the Japanese guy Yodas stunt double?

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
"Ha ha ha I shot the people!"
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Love this
Kenny Rogers hijacking cars was particularly good
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 5'40 is GOLD!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The best thing is,
most of them absolutely love it!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a link post Well I was going to bed but now I've found a superb Youtube channel NSFW
Something Weird Dot Com is a brilliant collection of naff b-movies, public info films, trailers and parodies. I've linked the Exploitica section but there's loads more. If anyone used to watch Explotica on Channel 4 in the late 90s you'll know what to expect.

NSFW for boobs, drugs and stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ha ha, nice find. It really is a lucky dip isn't it
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember some red triangle movie on C4
where some guy wanked on some woman's face, in a lift I think

But that is all I recall about the movie, it having a red triangle, and me being young
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post they have a terrific catalogue
I used to watch these all the time. Didn't know about the youtube channel.

Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:33, Reply)
This is a link post An arriva bus...that seems possessed I made this!
But the more important part of this video is how I resolved the filming in portrait issue...see if you can spot it.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Dude.... your bus has boiled.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It was well boiled
The noise was horrendous I am amazed it came out well enough on the vid
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 0:20, Reply)
This is a link post Using Lasers to Create Super-hydrophobic Materials
This demonstration of superhydrophobic metal uses materials created in the lab of Chunlei Guo, professor of optics at the U of Rochester. The material is made by processing metal with high intensity lasers, creating micro and nano structures that render the surface highly water repellent.
(Spin Its a thing., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascinating, the hydrophilic surface is pretty good too,for a metal.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff.
If they can laser etch dogs to prevent mud and fox shit sticking to their fur, then Rochester is onto a sure-fire winner.

Edit: And helmet visors for motorcyclists.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this idea
Maybe they could laser etch cables to repel rabbits too.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell me more...

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 23:40, Reply)
This is a link post Boobies in video games
The second picture's quite good
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post lol at the last paragraph

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft jumper turnips hahah helicopter wangs.
I want to see what the game modders do to them.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Jumper Turnips has just replaced norks as my favourite word for breasts

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Helicopter wangs in gaming
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxqPds3qqz8
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

"Was building and rigging a female character for a friends sci-fi short. Cliche voluptuous android type. I tried my hand at baking in some 'boob physics' via a custom muscle rig.

The horror that became the - believably sentient - 'Cycloptic Mono-Tit' has become a badge of pride amongst my Great Animated F**k-Ups collection. There hasnt been a fellow animator who has seen it not ask, "how in the world did that happen?".
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Been there seen that
Conker's Bad Fur Day - years ahead of its time.
Conker's Bad Fur Day Trailer
 (I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:37, Reply)

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