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This is a link post The Heart Of The World, by Canadian auteur/nutteur Guy Maddin. Classic Saturday afternoon entertainment.
Made in the year 2000, no kidding.
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This is a normal post Lovely, a few bits really are spot on

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This is a normal post Even though I can see the argument against what he does, I still love him. Physically, if I could.

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This is a normal post Big fan of Maddin,
looking forward to watching his latest, The Forbidden Room.
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This is a link post Mark Thomas v Nestle
How this video has such a piss-poor number of views is either depressing or fucking depressing. Take your pick.
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This is a normal post I wonder if a certain poster will comment on how he was on his radio show that one time.

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This is a normal post 24 minutes is a bit long, can you give me the gist in an emoticon?

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This is a normal post Watership Down?

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This is a normal post I
used to live in the next village where it was filmed
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a cartoon.
Explain yourself!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure ,,
... what emoticon to use for baby murdering swiss wankers.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post are they still doing the murdering?
that's from 1999, have they made any changes to their packaging?
I know boycotts and student protests go on, but is there a follow up to that show?
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This is a normal post Vogon-level pedantic fuck calls out global conglomerate on a tiny piece of legislation in their charter
for twenty four minutes in front of a smug crowd
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post it's an irritating delivery
but I imagine that's a lot to do with dealing with irritating and deaf corporate heads all day
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This is a normal post I know the student union which used to boycott them reinstated their products
so I had assumed a change in the company's behaviour, but it was explained to me that they reverted because they didn't understand why a previous board had boycotted them.
So that brings it down to either, they read up on it, or they are utterly apathetic.
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This is a normal post I'll never drink Nesquik again.
Your sig is apt. Very old news. Lots of uni campuses banned Nestlé products in the early nineties. The latest story on them is how their chief exec said something along the lines of charging everyone for water.
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This is a normal post what a tedious wanker

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This is a normal post WHERE'S RUSSEL?

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This is a link post Mr Safety attempts to remove valve from propane tank
No explosion or even beard singe, but the tension is palpable!
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This is a normal post What a thick cunt!

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Thick cunt
Does not even begin to cover the thickness of this one.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post why would you want to
unless you were making a hang drum?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ... also bearing in mind that there is a returnable deposit on propane tanks of that size
amounting to about £60.
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This is a normal post HE MUST BE MADE OF MONEY

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post good on 'em, the little experiment has clearly proved its worth
and as for you.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1HycM1jkSc
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This is a normal post yeah I saw that on the ad last night
Got to be good. This place isn't making Rob rich.
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This is a normal post CANDLES

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This is a normal post That's why all my friends are tramps.

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This is a normal post Honestly, though - I don't begrudge him success, it's richly deserved.
It's just the thought of his output being consumed by Mirror readers makes me feel a bit melancholic.

They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Its always been a Trinity Mirror thing
And I'm sure Pact aren't shoveling him enough money to cover the costs of this place...
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This is a normal post You've got to give the pigs the swill they like.

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This is a normal post The Mirror is one of the good guys.
Not like the evil right wing phone hacking Murdoch press.
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This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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This is a normal post Never heard of it

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Really, Rob? REALLY???
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This is a normal post Fair play.

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This is a link post They say you should never look directly at the sun.
But look at what you'd be missing
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry. Embedding never seems to work for me.
Is anyone else still using Mosaic?
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This is a normal post Mosiac? didnt that die out with the Romans?

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post it's because you use the short link
youtu.be rather than the proper youtube.com address
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I had tried the long link first and then tried switching to the short link.

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Still using Mosaic.. wow
Are you still using dial-up too?

Hardcore old-tech holdout.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Acoustic coupler actually
You won't catch me getting ripped off buying expensive ethernet cables!
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This is a normal post Mosaic? What was wrong with cello?
Bloody kids and their new fangled browsers
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This is a normal post Mute it and play this as the soundtrack instead

...not quite as awe-inspiring: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
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This is a normal post If I'm not mistaken that includes the line "I'd procure young girls".
He's not in the sticker album is he?
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This is a normal post a) he didn't write the song, its a cover of a 1965 Jacques Brel composition
b) Pretty sure Marc Almond isn't interested in girls
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This is a normal post Scott Walker did the best version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUS1XDIIhTE with lyrics
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a classic
but I prefer the camp Hi-NRG of Mr Almond's tongue in cheek delivery
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post he certainly had a tongue in something

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You know that Internet rumour about Marc Almond, well it was based on a true story about Tab Hunter

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It pre-dates the internet by several years.
I was told about it at school in around 1986.
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Ok, at risk of being poo-pooed by everyone except tabs and feckler:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1qvEAg9yw
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This is a normal post not a bad track that /\
first time i have heard that version
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This is a normal post Nice
Couldn't be more Trevor Horn / Anne Dudley if it tried
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This is a link post Meamwhile over on the experimental BBC webshite
there have a little thing to play with.
put your name or any one elses name in along with date of birth/hatching/cloneing/manufacture and the time line will give a low down on who was number one on your first day along with major news events upto currant time.
you can login with facefook if you want to spread you details even further afield
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post or just google it!!

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This is a normal post Currant time?
fruity!
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This is a normal post any thing for you my little papya

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This is a normal post Someone drowned in a bowl of museli
pulled in by a strong currant.
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I was once on the set of The Godfather and saw a pair of jeans covered in muesli.

"Don't touch them," said the Director, "they're Alpen Chinos."
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This is a normal post oof!
:-)
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This is a link post 'Spring' Trailer
looks interesting
yay candles, jesus!
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This is a normal post I've just noticed that clicking your hot sticks
takes you to BBC news on this day page. Which in your case is populated by murder, violence and WAR!
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This is a normal post What a surprise.

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This is a normal post Of course it is
my fave 3 things
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This is a normal post that's a pretty cool wee secret! :D

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This is a normal post That does look a bit interesting, have to keep an eye out for it.

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This is a normal post the Lovecraftian
poster peaked my interest
www.impawards.com/2015/posters/spring.jpg
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool poster.
My favourite so far has been for Inherent Vice:

www.impawards.com/2014/inherent_vice_ver2_xlg.html

Such a shame such a great writer is peddling such dirge though.
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This is a normal post looking forward to that one

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This is a normal post Have a waxy day. Not in 50 Shades way. 12 feckin years........strewth..

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This is a normal post I know
old as fuck
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This is a normal post You are the god of hellfire and you bring us.....tits.
as Arthur Brown might have said in a soundcheck or somehting.
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This is a link post Haha, have you seen what silly old Sheep has been making?
(Sheep as in occasional B3tan, not as in the wooly things)

Edit: or if you want just one at a time:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY6F2XKDncg
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This is a normal post needs more toilet paper stuck in the crack

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This is a normal post Says the man with that sig.

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This is a normal post life imitates art and art imitates life

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This is a normal post hitting a bum note.....

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This is a normal post haha yes
he was so happy he'd made ONE gif small enough size to use on /board =)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't venture over there very often.
I strayed onto /talk once. Never again.
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This is a link post MSG Messenger of God
It has the mentals
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This is a normal post Does this mean he can go back to doing Austin Powers now?

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This is a link post Lenin is a cake
Very tasteful
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This is a normal post Lenin is a cake
BEWARE!
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This is a link post "Reproducing after such a long evolutionary breakup
is akin to an elephant hybridizing with a manatee, or a human with a lemur"

Fern news
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This is a normal post The Lesley Grantham of the lemur world

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post "Mmmmm, sniff my fingers"

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This is a normal post Interesting.

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This is a normal post I can fuck lemurs again?

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This is a normal post No.
Haven't you heard of Operation Baobab Tree?
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This is a normal post but you maybe ok with Dolphins, subject to restraing orders and tidal conditions

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This is a link post Chip Cobb, Stuntman.

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This is a normal post Timeless.

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This is a link post Rubber dinghy Rapids bro.

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This is a normal post Fuck mini baby bells.
They make jumping over a fire from a six foot ladder look easy.
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This is a normal post Tesco
Value Terrorism.
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This is a normal post Am I on a list now?

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "Checks"
Oh yes, but not for what you think.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *Destroys hard drives*

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm mate.
It has nothing to do with you' suspect, internet activities.

Destroy something else, I'll tell you when you get warm.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *Destroys basement*

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post *sets cum box on fire*

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not the cum box!!!! :(
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This is a normal post I was hoovering, what did I miss?
Fuck.

Fucksocks is no more?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *Sings
cum box fire my lord, cum box fire
cum box fire my lord, cum box fire
cum box fire my lord, cum box fire
O Lord, cum box fire

Someone's wanking, Lord,cum box fire!
Someone's wanking, Lord,cum box fire!
Someone's wanking, Lord,cum box fire!
O Lord, cum box fire

Someone's cumming , Lord,cum box fire!
Someone's cumming , Lord,cum box fire!
Someone's cumming , Lord,cum box fire!
O Lord,cum box fire
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This is a normal post I see house prices are down in Syria
I think this is them in the video: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Nusra_Front - nasty fuckers by all accounts.
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This is a normal post Is that really Syria?
Looks more like Center Parcs
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This is a normal post He reads like a spastic.

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This is a normal post He might be having trouble with his balaclava
He needs to get his mum to make the eye holes bigger.
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This is a normal post It's the guy on the horse
that makes that video complete.
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This is a normal post My favorite was the guys playing on the jungle gym in the background

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This is a normal post Where do they get all their ammo from?
Serious question. They waste so much firing it into the air, there must be a substantial factory somewhere churning it out. Why doesn't someone simply bomb that?
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This is a normal post Cos it's in the US?

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This is a normal post I look crap in tin foil
but something isn't right.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You can also make your own ammunition there too

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This is a normal post Black Lemongrab?

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This is a normal post No Boss Hogg
No Daisy Either. Their remake of the Dukes of Hazzard is shit. Not even a car jumping over riverbed!
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This is a normal post And the village fête was treated to a splendid display from the local amateur Isis faction
who put on a wonderful show in spite of the drizzle.
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This is a normal post Could be worse, could be Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis.
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This is a normal post I'm assuming the voiceover at the end is a bunch of legal stuff
like they have on radio adverts. You know, "Termsandconditionsapplyfinancesubjecttostatusyourhomeisatriskifyoudonotkeepuprepaymentsonamortgageorotherloansecuredonit" or some such
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This is a normal post Statement to renew the era of revival of Jihad Battalion of the Ansar al-Islam in front of Quneitra
We have huge convoy of two cars!
I have angry words written on my nan's hanky!
Highly-trained super-men can jump over puny bonfire!
Man on horse waves stick!
Stolen sheet from my mum's bed painted black and draped over bonnet of car!
Superior technology creates spinning logo!
Be afraid! Be afraid!
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This is a link post Royal Blood - Out of the Black

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This is a normal post Top video.
Going seeing them on Tuesday, don't really know anything they've done other than this track, kind of going as a favour for a friend, hope they aren't really shit.
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This is a normal post I seen them at Reading last year
I was pretty smashed but think they were okay.
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This is a normal post I think i'll be pretty smashed too, hopefully.

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This is a normal post Have a corker.
And stay away from the red pills.
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This is a normal post Get smashed and take red pills? Right, got it.
Cheers, Fadgey.
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This is a normal post I used to play WWF Smackdown on PS1 with the drummer after school
He was massively religious. His brother was in a famous worship band.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I was super religious as a kid due to my parents.
That changed quickly enough though.
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This is a normal post Well, I guess Royal Blood aren't exactly devil music
Funny though, looking back. He's properly talented mind. And his mate.
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This is a normal post Jon, due to you knowing this guy you need to repent, REPENT!!!!

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This is a normal post I'll burn myself at the stake, it's fine.

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This is a normal post Will check them out

They're supporting the Foos in June.
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This is a normal post after some initial reluctance...
.. I quite like the album.

While the UK press acted like a bunch of pre-pubescent school girls frothing at the crotch at re-inventing the whole idea of rock, the American music press, on the whole, were pretty sniffy about it.

The answer, unsurprisingly, is somewhere in between....
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This is a normal post Wow.

(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:56, Reply)
This is a link post Photo of naked girl's pussy NSFW

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That appears to be one of the puppets from Dark Crystal
Or an actual child. In which case, ta for the suggestive image of a person of questionable age on my internet history.
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This is a normal post Have a click of Pissys video up there ^
Might as well get yourself on a few more lists.
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This is a normal post Another reason to dislike cats.

(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 9:20, Reply)
This is a link post Dimebag Darrell's house.

\m/
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This is a normal post R.I.P bag.

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