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This is a link post Almost Vic & Bob style brilliance but with Scotch people. NSFW
Compilation of some god awful Scottish poverty prawn...made me laugh I am ashamed to say. The little girl seems the most sensible one of the lot (prob GC)
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Please don't post SNP party political broadcasts here.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That really is god awful
scottish poverty prawn. You could have told me it was in a different language than the one spoken in the UK.

Sad that the sensible little girl will grow up exactly like the older stupid women.

My mum was rather critical of shows like that, she called it `people airing their dirty linen in public` and said it was shameful.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I work with Pakis, Induns, indos, Philipos and the odd Froggy.
Even the Frog has better English than this lot.
Innit.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post same as any white trash really
I lived in Scotland for a bit. Loved it. The Scotch are awesome
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post So true.
Even under the most adverse of circumstances and abject poverty people of colour always maintain a profund dignity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post its the genuinety that got me
everyone is who they say they are. no bullshit. Thats the bit I miss.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Grim
But it's no Jaywick
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It can all be solved
with a rigourous programme of enforced sterilisation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *Ahem*
We will not sterilize every Ginge and wait for them to die. We will not sterilize every Ginge and then exterminate the race. That's farcical. Dead men don't hump, dead women don't get pregnant. Death is the most reliable form of sterilization, put it that way.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Nov 2017, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You joke, but I'm totally on board with this idea.
Well, more specifically a parenting license that means tests women that wish to get pregnant to ensure they meet the basic requirements for bringing up children, including financial status.
Folk wishing to adopt need to prove their suitability as adoptive parents, so why the fuck should it be any different for those wanting to home brew?
If anything, those wanting to add more spermlings to our already bloated population should be subject to more stringent regulation than adoptive parents.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post How about enforced limpdickery for men, with means testing?
If you can't afford the harvest, don't sew the seed.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post So, Trump & Rees-Mogg's extended menageries of retarded genes pass your test?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, in truth, I think the entire human race should be sterilized and left to trundle into extinction.
We've royally fucked it up for ourselves, and we're only getting worse at it. But I'm fair, so the least I can do is suggest that benefits leeches, the chronically unemployed and the mentally retarded are prohibited from reproducing.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't joking.
I'm totally serious. No good can ever come from those people. Those poor kids are fucked for life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Been done, failed to create a nirvana.
www.pbs.org/independentlens/blog/unwanted-sterilization-and-eugenics-programs-in-the-united-states/
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's my hometown
I still see Marvin hanging about outside farmfoods.
 (BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post YouTube subtitles struggling there somewhat, I note.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck this
and "they're" supposed English
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Schemies.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:28, Reply)
This is a link post Golf Cart One - 1/12 scale model Trump golf cart I made this!
Ready to turn the planet into a smouldering golf hole.
 (spellingmistakescostlives .com, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I admire your keen eye and attention to detail, but there's one thing missing:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesomeness.
That's truly Bondvillianesque, now make a full scale
version and drive it around at the next uk arms fair.
Great website too.
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha thanks :)

(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post And now I am tempted to attend your show.
Hither Green though :/
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:04, Reply)
This is a link post This excellent video seems to have been updated
somewhat.
its still brilliant. in-fact better than ever.
question mark
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that looked familier.
The animation is by Felix Colgrave who made Double King
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_MSFkZHNi4
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He is bloody great
Have you seen The Elephant's Garden? It too, is utterly bonkers.

Damn, it's so long since I've posted here I forgot to turn it into a link. Fixed that now.
 (teasus likes tea, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:56, Reply)
This is a link post This is what passed for kids tv when I was a nipper
Danish lesbians getting ridiculous men to do a pointless quiz game.

Hang on a minute, that sounds familiar.

GC from 2013 but what the hell.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post They even had School kid favourite, Glitter on it once.
If I remberer correctly.
Haven't played your clip, but am sure it's Number 73.
A TVS classic, whatever happened to them?
 (Tuftedshag, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Duncan Goodhew. Jesus! Didn't that guy ever have hair?
©MartyMcfly
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
until he was about ten then he fell out of a tree and all his hair fell out.

ALL of it. Eyebrows and everything, I assume he never got pubes.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar!
Sandi Toksvig.








You what?
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Heeeeyyyy YOU!
Get ready get on your feet,
get into gear and hit the street!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post This is what passed for kids tv when I was a nipper.
Double whammy no less.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post So...Do we think Gramps was in on it...or had he literally just come to bang wood?

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 7:53, Reply)
This is a link post This what passed for TV etc etc
The theme tune is etched into my brain to this day
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, now that does take me back!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 9:42, Reply)
This is a link post This is what passed for kids tv when I was a nipper
although I love the earlier episodes as well, this title theme still gives me goosebumps to this day. Thank you Johnny Williams....

oh, and all the Looney tunes cartoons....I can (sadly) recite most of them off by heart.
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post How's this for kids' sci-fi
Imaginatively titled Mandog, where a human and dog get their minds swapped by a strange race who look very much like normal humans.
Can't believe it put the willys up me - 'scary' bit at 21:30.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0kZ48JKJuc
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, nice bit of BBC Radiophonic Workshop theme tune there!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Grrr
I liked Time Tunnel, me... waiting a whole week to find out where in time they ended up. Never enough dinosaurs.
 (Cossack, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 1:36, Reply)
This is a link post A few tracks made with samples from old prog albums, a bit kind of trip hoppy in the mowax sense I made this!
You can listen to it or download it for nowt as well.

I wanted to make a lot more tracks like this but work is eating the time needed to go wading through old prog rock albums to harvest the samples. Whinge. Also, I can't really release the tracks as it'd be a copyright nightmare.

Anyway, I think these four tracks turned out alright :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:59, Reply)
This is a link post The Flashing Blade video made me go watch this.

(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Always got time for Tempole Tudor

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post its' teNpole tudor you mule
Jesus fluff, you'll be GCing a Freddy mercury sculpting video next.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post despite what you may have heard,those are roumers and hold no place in fact,and they started after i snubbed 2 fat bottomed girls

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post for a long time
I wondered who tentpole tudor was.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post TENTpole you gaping twat
Jeezus.

Mind you, I thought Beelzebub had the devil for a sideboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Greetings Wobbly

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No fuckwit, he's right.
Leave your fantasies about Tenpole Tudors' tentpoles at the door please.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:18, Reply)
This is a link post This is what passed for kids TV when I were a nipper.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I 'm sure I remember a pisstake dubbed version of this
but have never been able to find it.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's in the related videos suggestions.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't see that. Ta.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post :) Loved the re-dub version..

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
In 1988, Andrew O'Connor, Kate Copstick, Bernadette Nolan and Terry Randall produced a spoof version cut down to about 5 minutes an episode which was broadcast on the Saturday morning children's show On the Waterfront. The scripts for the new comic soundtrack were written by the award-winning dramatist Russell T Davies. This team reunited in 1995 for a one-off episode that was broadcast on Children's BBC for Red Nose Day. The parody version was followed by a re-run of the original series in the autumn of 1988.
 (Benzyl, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Salutes
Happy Days, well some but this was good and I loved it. I thank you for the memory.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Was going to post this, loved this when I were a lad

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 22:40, Reply)
This is a link post A silly thing I made. I made this!
I might make some more, so all feedback welcome.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ungrateful harlot.

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post :P

(The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post well, it's short, may as well make some

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ha indeed!

(The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite liked that
One possible suggestion (I'm not very good at the whole constructive criticism thing, but you did ask) is if anything it could have done with being more silly/surreal. I'm not suggesting you go full Cyriak or anything, just slightly more buffonery, maybe.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you - I shall take your feedback on board!

(The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It reminds me of
the letters page from Viz.

I would watch more if you made them.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you!

(The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 10:24, Reply)
This is a link post This is what passed for kids' TV when I were a nipper.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "PISS OFF!"
Also this
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignore, I like this!, Reply
This is what passed for kids film when I were a nipper.
 (macroscian (1 like), Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what passed for etc
i.vimeocdn.com/video/84115579_1280x960.jpg
Well, ent for the priests anyway. and we were grateful
St. Benedicts Ealing....have a google
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Plague dogs was much worse

(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:16, Reply)
This is a link post This is what passed for kids TV when I were a nipper.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Obligatory 7" single version of the theme:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zkZPzeqyt8
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post Hey ho folkyo's as some of you know i had a very succesfull weight loss operation but unfortunatly my wife left disapointed after i lost a good 12" NSFW I made this!
Had lots of people and friends asking about it and how it started etc.
So i decided to write it up and add pics in glorious ghoulish colour and then posted it on imgur. Needles to say usual sort of weirdo's and sad sacks genuinly nice people left mesages and pm'd me, I think i coverd just about everything leading up to and just after the operation.

Please note that some pics maybe a little NSFW but it is factual and not sensational, I have poste d a few videos on here relating to this and given a little back ground into, and now this is the full blown in all its badly spelled and terribly punctuated form.

there is a part 2 that i will post in a few days time that carrys on but deals with the stump.

any Q's please feel free to ask and i will do my best to reply in a timely manner unles i am tied with massive drugs and supermodel girlfriends
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ahh, sorry I can't look. The cellulitis thing is terrifying...I had a work colleague who got it after a fly bite whilst on a holiday in Turkey. Like yourself she almost lost her leg...bloody horrific, and as I understand it not much can be done about it once it starts to spread?
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post lots of intraveinus antibiotics can help but can also
reveal alergic reactions to certain said antibiotics and can then cause other "more intresting" problems.

I noticed it first at bed time and it was just a small red patch that didnt seem to be a problem. waking up in the moring though, oh boy was that a sight
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks a neat job. Glad you're on the mend.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post not as glad i am
I will post the second part in a day or so and what happend next will blow your wad/mind/prolapse depending on degree of depravity
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Having seen the whole thing from beginning to end
I'm really glad they cut your leg off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah we felt that aswell
Things were getting bad and to the point of unsustainability
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Better out than in
Well you know what I mean
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 20:22, Reply)
This is a link post This is what passed for kids TV when I were a nipper
Gave me fucking nightmares for years this did.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Bronson!!!!
(Just say) NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF, that was harrowing!!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post one of the best scifi series, i even built a model of the eagle
and then set it on fire, like an airfix plane ahh great times
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem
This was better
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking love me bit of Blakes 7
Taught us kids that it's ok to form a small cell of terrorists and go round blowing shit up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt forget the mighty Blakes 7 another great series i enjoyed as wee snot nose

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed. Blake's Seven was better
Due to my age I missed the series with Blake in it. Then they hired Stephen Pacey who looked a bit like Blake and I thought he was Blake. Then Blake came back. And as for my first regeneration, when Tom Baker fell off a tower and turned into the bloke from All Creatures Great and Small, and (all of) Sapphire and Steel..fuck it was hard work watching sci-fi as a kid
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Pre-watershed shit?
Shit!

https://youtu.be/9WKfEj5JpwA?t=266
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Way pre-watershed.
Shown in the evening and sometimes in the afternoon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadĺy I was the sane. Then I got married 20 years later to the same effect

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post Kitchen Storage Hunters I made this!
Please enjoy this very silly spoof of those dumb auction shows.
(dogfood, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it :)
What happened to Cinemorons? The "Ere e comes, ere e is"
is so funny and really nicely shot/edited too.
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 2 Nov 2017, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha thanks
Someone remembers that! I'd like to get round to that.
 (dogfood, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
nice
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well made
Well played
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Top makes
Sorry *marks
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post bring back teen thangz
you living in berlin too? based on the combination of american accents and discount german butter
 (johnsonthemegafauna, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks and well spotted
More Teen Thangz doubtful... Making things with others is more fun and feels less psychotic :)
 (dogfood, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:04, Reply)
This is a link post This is what passed for kids TV when I were a nipper
You might recognise a few faces.
(plankton, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought the opening title said "Do Not Abuse Your Self"

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have rather watched that
Than Justin Fletcher or Blue Peter
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 2 Nov 2017, 19:19, Reply)

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