Late April fools joke?
they can't be making a movie of this can they? very sus especially the weinstein films reference. i think it's a joke. if only it were real though
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:36,
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I'd assume it's a prank, it would be a documentary if it was real
and it doesn't look like much aside from YouTube clips.
But the kids just watched Angry Birds the movie, and I guess you can make a movie from any premise.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:49,
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The title card in the trailer says 'Sassy Trump, a documentary by Peter Serafinowicz'.
I don't know why either of you can't believe it. The concept is quite clear, it's a rich seam to mine, and he's already done a ton of sassy Trump vids. I'm really looking forward to this. Making what is essentially one joke last 90 minutes could prove challenging, but I'm going to keep my fingers crossed. I'm sure buffet_the_appetite_slayer will be as keen as me. It was probably one of the last films The Weinstein Company funded before everything went tits up.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:12,
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I couldn't watch the full trailer.
You're right about stretching the joke over 90 minutes. Bored me after 1 minute 30.
(Tuftedshag, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:10,
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I have faith in Peter to give it a good shot
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:06,
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Me too, and Trump is such a loony it may well just be the joke that keeps on giving.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:38,
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Not keen on Peter serenwitless
Ever since him and Graham Lineham pushed in front of my son in a que to play minecraft at Earl's Court. Quite a few years ago now.
(Tuftedshag, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 22:36,
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I've gone right off the fella too. He's a devious sort, wouldn't trust him as far as i could throw him.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:22,
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Is his son really that bad?
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 0:36,
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Worse.
He's anti semetic too.
(rjmrjm, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 9:55,
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He's got a lot to answer for, and needs to apologise to the good people of Salisbury.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:47,
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weinstein that's why
Serafinowicz would never have anything to do with that company. It's a prank I tells ya.
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:11,
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Yeah, right.
Just like Steve Coogan won't have anything to do with the Murdoch empire after the phone hacking revelations. He's done comedy shows on Sky and had movies distributed by 21st Century Fox despite his sanctimonious piety. In fairness to Serafinowicz, my guess is this was a done deal before the unpleasantness all came out. I'm pretty sure TWC has folded now because of the scandal anyway. Either way, people will turn a blind eye to a hell of a lot of things to get a TV show or movie made. Loads of people knew. Loads. Not just victims either.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:36,
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He put that in there as a joke.
to let anyone with half a brain see it is a joke. all the material is from previous videos obvious joke is obvious.
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 7 Apr 2018, 19:13,
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Oh yeah. It makes perfect sense now I've had it slowly explained to me. I've always hated Serafinowicz. Unfunny cunt with one shit joke.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 19:36,
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Implausible.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 21:06,
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"I have faith in Peter to give it a good shot"
"Me too, and Trump is such a loony it may well just be the joke that keeps on giving.": Prufrock
So you have faith in an unfunny cunt with one shit joke to give it a good shot.
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:59,
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"obvious joke is obvious"
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 12:15,
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It's like ten thousand spoons...
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 13:19,
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I'd love a spoon
Thanks for offering
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 14:55,
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my spoon is too big you banana
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 15:32,
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Is it like ten thousand spoons?
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:24,
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depends - if you were looking for a knife would you rather find
ten thousand small spoons or one really big spoon?
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 19:26,
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Always good to see a really big spoon
Would lessen the knife-disappointment.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 23:03,
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touché
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:09,
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I tried to watch it but couldn't..McTrump is a tramp..i thought that the devil was red and not orange. *hides
(Sherbs, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:50,
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I learned a new word.
Birtation: A word used when you blank out and don't know what to say, like when you are a reporter on live television.
(Ambegrislikes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 10:40,
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they checked, and luckily she hadn't had a stroke
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:20,
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That's a relief.
I'd have felt awful.
(Ambegrislikes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:23,
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*feels*
You're right!
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:23,
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SHEEZA A SPEAKING IN TONGUES
HALLY LOOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAA
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:23,
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Her migraine is still affecting her speech?
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:22,
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I believe you can induce a Birtation
by wearing an earpiece returning your own voice with a few milliseconds delay. It Birtates the poor human brain.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 12:29,
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I have heard rumours
that sound engineers occasionally do it to performers who get ideas above their station.
(tacpprmhas a mmrpcat, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 12:51,
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Heh heh, good idea.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:32,
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Indie Game Review: Action Henk!I made this!
Second time lucky... fuck it. It still has black screen at the end, but I can't be arsed to fix it.
very entertaining as always mr bomb, the only mild disappointment was that you didn't get to knack anything in this game
(sockmore tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 10:02,
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I very nearly knacked meself!
(dogbomb, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:52,
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Knack is a PS4 Beat 'em up game
It's a bit shit though.
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 7:06,
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That'll do, what do you want perfection?
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 22:12,
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Was it really too much trouble to put anchor cables around it, just in case
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 8:05,
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Bit old but fun
I think it is a bit more than beer :)
(GratchSit Ubu sit, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 22:35,
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He seemed a lot better when he was sat down
I am guessing it was something that lowered his blood pressure because when he stood up he lost the ability to see, function, stand, etc.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:02,
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Or Vertigo induced by inner ear infection(s). More likely shitfaced.
(Master_SlobUK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:16,
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Ouch
8:24
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 22:57,
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This new QWOP is shit
(Tagnutloves pies, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:34,
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QWOP Larpers...
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 12:21,
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Is he drunk?
It looks like something a bit stronger to me.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 13:07,
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Ok okay, I'm cutting down my intake these days.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:40,
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That's like me every morning trying to find any coffee beans that i can eat
(Sherbs, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:10,
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Play that same song
This one goes out to anyone that has heard the song Rooftops by Bishop Nehru being rinsed on BBC6 music this week.
(albie.one, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:39,
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I don't even like cars.
did you see what I did there. comedy genius
(dogbomb, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:20,
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He's been wanking into his sock.
... Hang on, he had one there a second ago. He's not a dirty thread-deleter, surely?
(gingerfreakWhy? Why not., Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:18,
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You have no idea how true this is
...or maybe you do?
(dogbomb, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:19,
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Where's your review gone? It was there a second ago.
(gingerfreakWhy? Why not., Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:21,
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It had 2 minutes of blackspace at the end.
Re-render and re-upload :(
(dogbomb, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:24,
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We all have blackspace after wanking into sock.
It's his/her special power.
(gingerfreakWhy? Why not., Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:05,
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s'what i do
(sockmore tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 10:17,
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yep, did the rotating thing using a hose until my folks pointed out it had come off an old washing machine
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 9:19,
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Bookmarked for another time.
I do like me some shakuhachi.
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:40,
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Slightly related
Old electro/dance number from the early 1990s. Features the flute.
Interesting
And the first article on the Skripals I have ever seen that doesn't include a picture taken from social media of his daughter
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:15,
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^
This. The media were lucky that they caught her on the cusp - something astonishing happens to Russian women in their 30s.
yes i know that's a terribly sexist thing to say, but it's true
(Mr MannI love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:23,
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did you raise this issue with the agency?
(benito vaselinino not that one, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:29,
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What astonishing thing happens?
I'm willing to click through up to 25 pages with one sentence per page to find out.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:45,
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Wow
I reckon there are a lot of web pages out there you are going to LOVE!
There is this one weird trick to finding them...
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:06,
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they stop buying your claims of being wealthy but slumming it purely for fashion reasons?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:04,
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They stop feeding you granny’s pickles
And start feeding you binary nerve agents? Exact same shit happened to me.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:14,
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Similar to Greek women
Beautiful until 30, then a face like an old sheet of leather in need of an iron.
I reckon it's either the sun or the chain smoking.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:04,
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Interesting read, was wondering if it was so deadly why were they getting better.
Looks like Putin got a little bit too fancy and cocked this up.
Probably best stick to throwing people out of windows.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:24,
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Very interesting.
I did wonder what 'military grade' meant, as opposed to industrial or domestic nerve agents.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:37,
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interesting
and also quite a shit assassination attempt really. "this might work" mentality. Seems so odd.
(TurboespritVolume knob, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:14,
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Not so odd when you consider scaring the shit out of other agents is part of the plan. Those photos of Alexander Litvinenko in a hospital bed are far more effective as a warning than if he had just been shot.
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 18:29,
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^this
Their deaths were largely irrelevant. The fact that it happened just before the Russian elections is not.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 19:21,
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I think that it was probably made in cold war Russia
was lost during breakup of USSR, way past its BBE date, administered by some Russian peasant with a grudge. so Gorbachov is to blame
(CanonCaliberA big bore, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:17,
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This seems very likely as it was so bodged
Or someone lower down the chain thought it might gain favour with Putin. Think if the order came from the top it would have been done properly like all the others.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:42,
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As an aside
I'm a fan of how that website does its cookies (rather than just saying you have to accept them if you're visiting the website, it takes the radical step of giving you a button to turn off the tracking cookies). More of that please, internet.
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:39,
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Very interesting
But taking this into account why did it incapacitate them both at the same time and wouldn't they have been feeling a little too unwell to have a drink and lunch. My first thought was they had both been sprayed with something while they sat on the bench.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:47,
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It's all just a ruse to cover up the liquidation the real targets of this assassination attempt
namely Nash Van Drake the cat (who was found so badly malnourished he had to be put down) and the two guinea pigs Cinnamon and Nutmeg who died of thirst after police sealed the house and no-one bothered to feed or water them
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:24,
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The real casualties in all this
(executiverockeronly wears C&A, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 19:15,
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following the trauma of the attack and fearing a repeat attempt police have used the unfortunate deaths of cinnamon and nutmeg to their advantage
Two police constables have been issued with appropriate disguises, the extra large cage and rollaround ball will be explained as an optical illusion caused by the after effects of the drug.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:13,
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"police have used the unfortunate deaths of cinnamon and nutmeg to their advantage"
That would certainly spice up proceedings
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 21:11,
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perhaps they were programmed to self destruct when their mission was complete
(benito vaselinino not that one, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:37,
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The guinea pigs did the poisoning?
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:58,
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Perhaps.the cat was their handler
When the hit went wrong they all had to be liquidated
(benito vaselinino not that one, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 21:22,
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No wonder there is confusion about nerve agents. He says Novichok is not a toxin as toxins are organic and naturally occurring. He then goes on to discuss the toxicity of Novichok.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 8:16,
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"a poison of plant or animal origin, especially one produced by or derived from microorganisms and acting as an antigen in the body" apparently
(Mr MannI love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:16,
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Though the words are similar,
I looked it up and the writer is surprisingly correct about this.
Toxic/toxicity are general terms related to damaging living organisms with chemicals. Toxicant is a term for any toxic chemical, but a toxin is a toxicant produced by a living organism.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 0:44,
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climbers call that a "rest"
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:18,
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depends how big the drop is I guess..
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:34,
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If you’re going to land on your head
It probably doesn’t matter much past six feet.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 19:03,
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Sad news.
He directed Grave of the Fireflies.
(presferatu, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 12:43,
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Only Yesterday was a good one.
But The Tale of Princess Kaguya and My Neighbors The Yamadas were a bit crap and Pom Poko was just batshit mental.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:46,
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Yamadas, Kaguya and Pom Poko are all excellent.
They require some understanding of Japanese folklore and culture to fully appreciate, though.
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:59,
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Pom Poko...
Best dramatic use of animal testicles in a children's cartoon.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 7:13,
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I liked Kaguya immensely
But couldn't get away with Pom Poko last time I tried. This was a few years ago and I've weebed out substantially since then, so it might be time to retry.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_=o.o=, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 7:38,
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Was an ace film but fucking hell it was grim.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:57,
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I don't quite understand
why some significant minority of Labour members are so insistent that none of the other members are allowed to be against antisemitism.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 11:28,
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Because socialism and fascism have more in common than either would dare to admit.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:45,
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Extremism
always looks the same to me. Whatever label they give it.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:00,
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Utter turmoil under Jeremy Corbyn's leadership? Who could have possibly seen that coming?
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 11:51,
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Just wait until the feminist / transgender row really kicks off.
That'll be worth a watch.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:56,
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Will it be streamed?
I like the idea of watching a load of socialist morons fighting some blairites.
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 12:41,
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doubt it, took me quite a while to find out who the chair of the CLP was
Everything seems a bit secret these days
(benito vaselinino not that one, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:44,
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I blame the jews for this
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:08,
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Scapegoating the Jews is soooo last century.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:56,
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Some things never really go out of style.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:40,
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Two guinea pigs and a cat.
Hopefully this will spur PETA into action and we'll finally see some decisive action taken.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 11:09,
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The cat was so distressed
It was taken to Porton Down for examination and then put down which I am sure improved it's mood. They could have at least given it some moggydon beforehand.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 12:22,
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Surely it just needed some water.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:44,
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Too simple and reasonable.
They could have looked through the windows before sealing it off.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:44,
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I've just expelled a Russian Blue from my backyard in response.
I expect my neighbours to follow suit in an act of solidarity.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:01,
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