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This is a link post Do you trust this computer - documentary about AI
Probably not much new in the first 30 mins but then gets quite interesting and a little scary.
TL:DW - were all fucked
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Late April fools joke?
they can't be making a movie of this can they? very sus especially the weinstein films reference. i think it's a joke. if only it were real though
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd assume it's a prank, it would be a documentary if it was real
and it doesn't look like much aside from YouTube clips.

But the kids just watched Angry Birds the movie, and I guess you can make a movie from any premise.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The title card in the trailer says 'Sassy Trump, a documentary by Peter Serafinowicz'.
I don't know why either of you can't believe it. The concept is quite clear, it's a rich seam to mine, and he's already done a ton of sassy Trump vids. I'm really looking forward to this. Making what is essentially one joke last 90 minutes could prove challenging, but I'm going to keep my fingers crossed. I'm sure buffet_the_appetite_slayer will be as keen as me. It was probably one of the last films The Weinstein Company funded before everything went tits up.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't watch the full trailer.
You're right about stretching the joke over 90 minutes.
Bored me after 1 minute 30.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have faith in Peter to give it a good shot

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too, and Trump is such a loony it may well just be the joke that keeps on giving.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not keen on Peter serenwitless
Ever since him and Graham Lineham pushed in front of my son in a que to play minecraft at Earl's Court. Quite a few years ago now.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bastard.
s
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've gone right off the fella too. He's a devious sort, wouldn't trust him as far as i could throw him.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is his son really that bad?

(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worse.
He's anti semetic too.
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's got a lot to answer for, and needs to apologise to the good people of Salisbury.

(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post weinstein that's why
Serafinowicz would never have anything to do with that company. It's a prank I tells ya.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, right.
Just like Steve Coogan won't have anything to do with the Murdoch empire after the phone hacking revelations. He's done comedy shows on Sky and had movies distributed by 21st Century Fox despite his sanctimonious piety. In fairness to Serafinowicz, my guess is this was a done deal before the unpleasantness all came out. I'm pretty sure TWC has folded now because of the scandal anyway. Either way, people will turn a blind eye to a hell of a lot of things to get a TV show or movie made. Loads of people knew. Loads. Not just victims either.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He put that in there as a joke.
to let anyone with half a brain see it is a joke.
all the material is from previous videos
obvious joke is obvious.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah. It makes perfect sense now I've had it slowly explained to me. I've always hated Serafinowicz. Unfunny cunt with one shit joke.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Increbidle.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Implausible.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 21:06, , Reply)
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"I have faith in Peter to give it a good shot"

"Me too, and Trump is such a loony it may well just be the joke that keeps on giving.": Prufrock


So you have faith in an unfunny cunt with one shit joke to give it a good shot.
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post "obvious joke is obvious"

(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like ten thousand spoons...

(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love a spoon
Thanks for offering
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post my spoon is too big you banana

(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it like ten thousand spoons?

(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post depends - if you were looking for a knife would you rather find
ten thousand small spoons or one really big spoon?
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always good to see a really big spoon
Would lessen the knife-disappointment.
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post touché

(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:09, , Reply)
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I tried to watch it but couldn't..McTrump is a tramp..i thought that the devil was red and not orange.
*hides
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a link post I learned a new word.
Birtation: A word used when you blank out and don't know what to say, like when you are a reporter on live television.
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This is a normal post they checked, and luckily she hadn't had a stroke

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a relief.
I'd have felt awful.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post *feels*
You're right!
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHEEZA A SPEAKING IN TONGUES
HALLY LOOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her migraine is still affecting her speech?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe you can induce a Birtation
by wearing an earpiece returning your own voice with a few milliseconds delay.
It Birtates the poor human brain.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have heard rumours
that sound engineers occasionally do it to performers who get ideas above their station.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh heh, good idea.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Action Henk! I made this!
Second time lucky... fuck it. It still has black screen at the end, but I can't be arsed to fix it.

Anyway, enjoy! :D
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:44, , Reply)
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very entertaining as always mr bomb, the only mild disappointment was that you didn't get to knack anything in this game
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I very nearly knacked meself!

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knack is a PS4 Beat 'em up game
It's a bit shit though.
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 7:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh Fiddlesticks!

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'll do, what do you want perfection?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it really too much trouble to put anchor cables around it, just in case

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This is a link post Drunkest guy gets a beer - with Mendelsohn background, it's like a ballet

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit old but fun
I think it is a bit more than beer :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post He seemed a lot better when he was sat down
I am guessing it was something that lowered his blood pressure because when he stood up he lost the ability to see, function, stand, etc.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or Vertigo induced by inner ear infection(s). More likely shitfaced.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch
8:24
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This is a normal post This new QWOP is shit

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post QWOP Larpers...

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is he drunk?
It looks like something a bit stronger to me.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok okay, I'm cutting down my intake these days.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's like me every morning trying to find any coffee beans that i can eat
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post 100% Regretamine

(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Play that same song
This one goes out to anyone that has heard the song Rooftops by Bishop Nehru being rinsed on BBC6 music this week.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Down like a sack of shit
Thoughts are with the family.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny, there was no mention of black ice

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gakey Gakenstein.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Legs are at a really peculiar angle

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
anyway enough of that shit down there, where the fuck's dogbomb with his latest review?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post AA meeting?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:18, , Reply)
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pffft maybe ;p
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't even like cars.
did you see what I did there. comedy genius
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's been wanking into his sock.
...
Hang on, he had one there a second ago. He's not a dirty thread-deleter, surely?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have no idea how true this is
...or maybe you do?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's your review gone? It was there a second ago.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It had 2 minutes of blackspace at the end.
Re-render and re-upload :(
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post We all have blackspace after wanking into sock.
It's his/her special power.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
s'what i do
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slippio!

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake
It's from some ad for insurance or something.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Just a flute.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post vaguely reminded of a hungover day early 90s watching three kurosawa films

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never had prozac, but was thinking this would be more effective.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post many more
in plastic pipe form
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like being kid, experimenting with everything in the garage.
I was surprised to discover that plastic trombones are considered the best of trombones.
www.google.com/search?as_q=plastic+trombone&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&lr=&cr=&as_qdr=all&as_sitesearch=&as_occt=any&safe=images&as_filetype=&as_rights=
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep, did the rotating thing using a hose until my folks pointed out it had come off an old washing machine

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bookmarked for another time.
I do like me some shakuhachi.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly related
Old electro/dance number from the early 1990s. Features the flute.

Man Machine

Nice music, BTW - did enjoy.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 7:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice =)
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Why hasn't Skripal died?
This person sounds like he knows.

Also, Sergei is getting better, it seems: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43671958
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
And the first article on the Skripals I have ever seen that doesn't include a picture taken from social media of his daughter
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
This. The media were lucky that they caught her on the cusp - something astonishing happens to Russian women in their 30s.

yes i know that's a terribly sexist thing to say, but it's true
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you raise this issue with the agency?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post What astonishing thing happens?
I'm willing to click through up to 25 pages with one sentence per page to find out.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
I reckon there are a lot of web pages out there you are going to LOVE!

There is this one weird trick to finding them...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post they stop buying your claims of being wealthy but slumming it purely for fashion reasons?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post They stop feeding you granny’s pickles
And start feeding you binary nerve agents? Exact same shit happened to me.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Similar to Greek women
Beautiful until 30, then a face like an old sheet of leather in need of an iron.

I reckon it's either the sun or the chain smoking.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting read, was wondering if it was so deadly why were they getting better.
Looks like Putin got a little bit too fancy and cocked this up.

Probably best stick to throwing people out of windows.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:24, , Reply)
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Sounds reasonable. Cheers.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting.
I did wonder what 'military grade' meant, as opposed to industrial or domestic nerve agents.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post interesting
and also quite a shit assassination attempt really.
"this might work" mentality. Seems so odd.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:14, , Reply)
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Not so odd when you consider scaring the shit out of other agents is part of the plan. Those photos of Alexander Litvinenko in a hospital bed are far more effective as a warning than if he had just been shot.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Their deaths were largely irrelevant. The fact that it happened just before the Russian elections is not.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that it was probably made in cold war Russia
was lost during breakup of USSR, way past its BBE date, administered by some Russian peasant with a grudge. so Gorbachov is to blame
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post This seems very likely as it was so bodged
Or someone lower down the chain thought it might gain favour with Putin. Think if the order came from the top it would have been done properly like all the others.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post As an aside
I'm a fan of how that website does its cookies (rather than just saying you have to accept them if you're visiting the website, it takes the radical step of giving you a button to turn off the tracking cookies). More of that please, internet.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting
But taking this into account why did it incapacitate them both at the same time and wouldn't they have been feeling a little too unwell to have a drink and lunch. My first thought was they had both been sprayed with something while they sat on the bench.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all just a ruse to cover up the liquidation the real targets of this assassination attempt
namely Nash Van Drake the cat (who was found so badly malnourished he had to be put down) and the two guinea pigs Cinnamon and Nutmeg who died of thirst after police sealed the house and no-one bothered to feed or water them
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post :'(

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The real casualties in all this

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post following the trauma of the attack and fearing a repeat attempt police have used the unfortunate deaths of cinnamon and nutmeg to their advantage
Two police constables have been issued with appropriate disguises, the extra large cage and rollaround ball will be explained as an optical illusion caused by the after effects of the drug.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post "police have used the unfortunate deaths of cinnamon and nutmeg to their advantage"
That would certainly spice up proceedings
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps they were programmed to self destruct when their mission was complete

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guinea pigs did the poisoning?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps.the cat was their handler
When the hit went wrong they all had to be liquidated
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder there is confusion about nerve agents. He says Novichok is not a toxin as toxins are organic and naturally occurring. He then goes on to discuss the toxicity of Novichok.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 8:16, , Reply)
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"a poison of plant or animal origin, especially one produced by or derived from microorganisms and acting as an antigen in the body" apparently
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Though the words are similar,
I looked it up and the writer is surprisingly correct about this.

Toxic/toxicity are general terms related to damaging living organisms with chemicals.
Toxicant is a term for any toxic chemical, but a toxin is a toxicant produced by a living organism.
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Another mad bastard

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post climbers call that a "rest"

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post depends how big the drop is I guess..

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you’re going to land on your head
It probably doesn’t matter much past six feet.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Lovely chap and Ghibli founder Isao Takahata has died :(
Here's a little documentary about Ghibli's landscapes.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sad news.
He directed Grave of the Fireflies.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only Yesterday was a good one.
But The Tale of Princess Kaguya and My Neighbors The Yamadas were a bit crap and Pom Poko was just batshit mental.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yamadas, Kaguya and Pom Poko are all excellent.
They require some understanding of Japanese folklore and culture to fully appreciate, though.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pom Poko...
Best dramatic use of animal testicles in a children's cartoon.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 7:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked Kaguya immensely
But couldn't get away with Pom Poko last time I tried. This was a few years ago and I've weebed out substantially since then, so it might be time to retry.
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This is a normal post Was an ace film but fucking hell it was grim.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't quite understand
why some significant minority of Labour members are so insistent that none of the other members are allowed to be against antisemitism.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because socialism and fascism have more in common than either would dare to admit.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Extremism
always looks the same to me. Whatever label they give it.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter turmoil under Jeremy Corbyn's leadership? Who could have possibly seen that coming?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just wait until the feminist / transgender row really kicks off.
That'll be worth a watch.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will it be streamed?
I like the idea of watching a load of socialist morons fighting some blairites.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post doubt it, took me quite a while to find out who the chair of the CLP was
Everything seems a bit secret these days
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the jews for this

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scapegoating the Jews is soooo last century.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some things never really go out of style.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Two guinea pigs and a cat.
Hopefully this will spur PETA into action and we'll finally see some decisive action taken.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post The cat was so distressed
It was taken to Porton Down for examination and then put down which I am sure improved it's mood. They could have at least given it some moggydon beforehand.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely it just needed some water.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too simple and reasonable.
They could have looked through the windows before sealing it off.
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This is a normal post I've just expelled a Russian Blue from my backyard in response.
I expect my neighbours to follow suit in an act of solidarity.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Have you ever wondered what a musician does when they record an album?
1988 report. The rapper was safely contained.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 10:05, , Reply)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3QfRJsF9Pk
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