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Best of all the driving through girls dormitory walls music videos
Zodiac Mindwarp & the Love Reaction - Prime Mover

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 20:52, Share, Reply)

Indie Game Review: Shrine of the God-Ape I made this!
Platformy fun... with gun monkeys! Enjoyed this one!

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dogbomb, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 16:33, Share, Reply)

Lucky for you I popped in the pub on the way home

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 28 Jun 2019, 16:34, Share, Reply)

Kunty Kong

(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 17:59, Share, Reply)

Nonce.
"See Jungle! See Jungle! Go Join Your Gang Yeah, City All Over! Go Ape Crazy!"
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 22:19, Share, Reply)

Over 2 hours of Industrial Light and Magic superstars talking

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 12:12, Share, Reply)

There is no mentalist like an anti-cycling mentalist

Title:
Family of cyclist killed in London find woman accused of posing as her aunt
Description:
Kate Cairns said woman used her sister’s name to oppose scheme that ‘would have saved her life’

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 10:58, Share, Reply)

What. A. Cunt.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 13:15, Share, Reply)

It takes a special form of twat...
Pity they didn't publish a pic of her instead of the dead woman.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Jun 2019, 17:45, Share, Reply)

What for? Cyclist vigilantism?

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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 22:53, Share, Reply)

So everyone can tut at her at the bus stop

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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 10:33, Share, Reply)

Exactly!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Jun 2019, 21:16, Share, Reply)

Algonory - Episode 2 - Alice through the Scrying Glass by Algo Carroll I made this!
this one gets a bit trippy towards the end

(shardcore, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 10:56, Share, Reply)

So this is a thing
weirdo dancing

I have literally no idea

For anyone that can't be bothered, go to about the 2:30 mark. Trust me.

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colmcq2, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 2:47, Share, Reply)

we are but tourists who can only stand in vacant-eyed wonder before the semiotics of a foreign civilization with incommunicable hang-ups, i expect
(ozof, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 5:56, Share, Reply)

Virgins.
That's what.
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 6:35, Share, Reply)

why the fuck does this even have any clicks?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 8:00, Share, Reply)

early onset Parkinson's
is a terrible disease
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 28 Jun 2019, 9:45, Share, Reply)

Nice dancing.
Very impressive.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 11:30, Share, Reply)

I agree!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 13:40, Share, Reply)

I thought the first guy was very good

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simbosan liked your link on, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 0:02, Share, Reply)

You would love it if they were young asian girls
(loci, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 17:37, Share, Reply)

aye, I know Polysics. Tom from JPU has signed them to his European label
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colmcq2, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 19:29, Share, Reply)

Bloody Hell
Been keeping this in your 'secret place.'
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 22:06, Share, Reply)

Maradona - Life is Life
Watched the rather good new film about Maradona.
It reminded me of some great footage of him.
Prior to a UEFA Cup semi-final, sacking off the warm-up routine, and having a little dance and showing of his skills instead.

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smiggy, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 2:43, Share, Reply)

he's starting to get his buzz on

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 30 Jun 2019, 3:11, Share, Reply)

A great player indeed
He wasn't using his hand here though
(Sherbs, Sun 30 Jun 2019, 15:07, Share, Reply)

or coveting Islas Malvinas

(WinnieTheTurd, Mon 1 Jul 2019, 12:58, Share, Reply)

Have a soshal meeja embed cos b3ta is so down wiv da kidz.

Title:
Instagram post by @snoopdogg • Jun 26, 2019 at 9:14pm UTC
Description:
1.3m Likes, 22.8k Comments - @snoopdogg on Instagram

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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 0:18, Share, Reply)

Gazza is 52
Still time, Snoop.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 0:33, Share, Reply)

He got a picture of Gazza from 2014.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 10:34, Share, Reply)

Must be true.
I mean, I've smoked a ton of weed and I only look 30, and I'm... errr, you know, emmmm... what was I talking about again?
(suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 1:43, Share, Reply)

So, long term abuse of both substances causes severe and irreversible damage to cognitive ability.
That's the point he's trying to make, right?
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 6:44, Share, Reply)

Just living does that anyway:

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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 9:54, Share, Reply)

Fuck.
Just as well I asked my my 25% pay increase this year then, while I'm still somewhat peaking...
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 13:19, Share, Reply)

In your 80s you'll at least be able swear reasonably well at scammers

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 13:21, Share, Reply)

LOL SACS

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 28 Jun 2019, 13:47, Share, Reply)

The actual difference depends on whether people think much anyway.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Jun 2019, 16:33, Share, Reply)

Candles!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 16:39, Share, Reply)

No way, I look far better than that.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Jun 2019, 16:36, Share, Reply)

I don't think Gazza's problem was alcohol in general.
He'd have been fine if he cut out the lager, and stuck to gin and juice.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 10:22, Share, Reply)

Some Hawaiian Acid Folk for a Thursday evening
Seven points if you can identify where I heard it.

(InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 23:09, Share, Reply)

That's lovely
I think you heard it on YouTube, evidently! Had to grab a copy of bandcamp, this is really nice
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simbosan liked your link on, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 12:08, Share, Reply)

I think this is my favourite YouTube video. Learning to play the Shenanigan

(JauntyArt, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 23:09, Share, Reply)

glorious!

(ozof, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 6:57, Share, Reply)

That was good...
Klik
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Mex3 =mememe, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 12:33, Share, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbX6lm-DZ4g
(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 13:00, Share, Reply)

So completely hatstand wonderful!
I want one.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Jun 2019, 17:32, Share, Reply)

An interesting video on tuning

Well, I thought it was interesting.

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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 22:19, Share, Reply)

fascinating

(ozof, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 6:54, Share, Reply)

Very, very cool.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 7:10, Share, Reply)

Interesting video. There is a reply from Frusciante's guitar tech in the YouTube comments saying the recorded tuning must have been an accident, and for live performances he always tuned to a guitar tuner!
(abc, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 23:20, Share, Reply)

That's rather interesting

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 29 Jun 2019, 8:32, Share, Reply)

I notice a lot of guitarists have a conundrum with the B string

(Sherbs, Mon 1 Jul 2019, 1:26, Share, Reply)

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
Edit: Launch was delayed until Saturday 29th 04:30 GMT, "due to the need to conduct additional checks on ground equipment".

Space news channel; genuinely interesting and not clickbaity.
Anton is a little-known YouTuber, posting high-quality content almost every day. He's on that borderline of "can YouTube be my full-time job" - ie he makes $250-500/week... do you risk it...
I like that he's keeping it real; his info is quality, and well-explained. I think he deserves more subbies.
The specific linked vid is just today's example only. Plenty more where it came from.

Also, LIVE LAUNCH TONITE Electron, New Zealand, if you're awake at 04:30. Here.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 16:42, Share, Reply)

This live streaming nonsense is a trap set by the BBC to catch you streaming things live

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 21:46, Share, Reply)

Does the Metro really not know what these people are doing with baloons

Title:
Glastonbury weather looks great so everyone's partying by blowing up balloons
Description:
But people have been warned not to urinate on the grass in the heatwave as it could cause water contamination.

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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 16:31, Share, Reply)

Having a party?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 16:45, Share, Reply)

Of course they do.
They're just trying to be 'random' or 'yolo' or whatever the kids are calling it these days.
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 16:53, Share, Reply)

You're going to have to tell me
What do young people do with balloons these days
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 16:58, Share, Reply)

Huffing nitrous maybe?

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jonbob loves you, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 17:01, Share, Reply)

There was a ravey tune in GTA4 (I think?or 5?) about nitrous.
On the radio thingy.
Frankly I tried to find it, wanted to post a link here, couldn't find it, thought someone might know what I'm talking about.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 17:38, Share, Reply)

Carly Rae Jepsen's lesszzz

(97800, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 12:30, Share, Reply)

Obvious clickbait is obvious.

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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 20:23, Share, Reply)

Metro doing a lol news story pretending it doesn't know what these people are doing.
"Hey we're down with the kids" But actually dropping a load of young people in it with no thought to long term consequences with employers etc. Narks.
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rob, Fri 5 Jul 2019, 14:22, Share, Reply)

Algonory - Episode 1 - The Faraway Chair by Algo Blyton (1968) I made this!
I trained a neural network on Enid Blyton, this is what happened.

(shardcore, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 14:38, Share, Reply)

I would have watched it
but it looked too much like smearballs had edited the video of Nick Clegg apologising about tuition fees.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 21:49, Share, Reply)

Lovely stuff and true to the original style.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 23:10, Share, Reply)

Safe hands
Great advertisement for immigrants. Also top captioning from Beeb at 0.28

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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 10:15, Share, Reply)

Makes you fucking sick doesn't it?
All these bloody immigrants coming over here, catching babies.
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 12:38, Share, Reply)

he probably would've eaten it if no-one was around

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 14:24, Share, Reply)

You can see the others rushing to see if more babies get handed out

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 15:15, Share, Reply)

a Muslim child being left alone without any attention you say?
colour me surprised
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 27 Jun 2019, 16:57, Share, Reply)

Me and my pals used to play on building sites when I were a nipper
I'm about as Muslim as a wombat. Are you suggesting that Muslims tend to be negligent parents? Because I'm not sure where the correlation is.
I know fucking *loads* of negligent parents, and to the best of my knowledge, none of them are particularly familiar with the teachings of the Quran.
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 18:03, Share, Reply)

just trolling

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 27 Jun 2019, 21:33, Share, Reply)

alright Morrissey, you vile whining cunt

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 27 Jun 2019, 23:12, Share, Reply)

It’s just a prank bro!
The whine of utter dickheads all over the internet.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 10:45, Share, Reply)

well it's not just a prank bro
my use of the phrase 'just trolling' is a simplification. excuse me for not being allowed to say an offensive joke here
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 29 Jun 2019, 10:13, Share, Reply)

What joke?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 10:55, Share, Reply)

I'm sorry you don't understand
what I did there. Or maybe pretend not to understand. Just label me Islamophobic or a bad person. It's easier than me trying to explain
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 29 Jun 2019, 15:27, Share, Reply)

Creepy & Strange NSFW
is it nsfw? Im not sure. Might be

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Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 21:25, Share, Reply)

They appeared to have just been part of some tragic event.
After being wrapped in metallic space blankets to prevent shock, they decided to erect a makeshift performance venue. Which of course was the perfect opportunity to ask the pizza delivery man if he'd like to join in.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 23:13, Share, Reply)

it was filmed in the dark haired ones mums house in nottingham... she probably grows cannabis in it.
(swank, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 14:10, Share, Reply)

It's believed that Prof Stephen Hawking was a big fan of Soft Hair
and named his last theory after them. Who knows?

Connan Mockasin and LA Priest have great individual albums as well.
(plankton, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 6:36, Share, Reply)

Ready for this?
The mid-interview melt-down and almost disturbing Boris Johnson interview was DEFINITELY going to be picked up all across social media because her pretty much had a full-on "moment".

Due to all the reaction around it however, Google searches for "Boris bus" now return THIS interview and not the whole "let's give the EU money to the NHS" bus.

Clever SEO advice?

We'll never know, but this is where the rabbit hole begins.

With people talking about it being an SEO trick, it's getting even more traction... round and round we go.

“24 hours ago, if you Googled “Boris Bus” or checked out a #BorisBus hashtag you’d get the photo of him in front of the bus with the “We give £350m per week to the EU, Let’s spend that on the NHS” lie on it. Now you get this:”
— Bethany Black on Twitter Link to tweet

(GeeFunk, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 21:21, Share, Reply)

What, a politician is a cunt you say?
Stop the fucking presses. They're all cunts.
(suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 21:58, Share, Reply)

BORED NOW.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 22:15, Share, Reply)

That's all very good and well, BUT WHEN WAS THE PHOTO TAKEN?

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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 22:33, Share, Reply)

except people are still posting pictures labelled Boris Bus like this one of Boris with the brexit lies bus. Borisbus #borisbus

so I wouldn't worry about his lies being forgotten
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 22:47, Share, Reply)

The lies will be blamed on the EU, everyone who voted brexit will lap it up

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 9:17, Share, Reply)

See? This is why I think twitter embeds are bad.

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jonbob loves you, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 22:50, Share, Reply)

^

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 23:25, Share, Reply)

True dat.
It's bad enough that all of the meeja seem to think that people on twitter are important enough to be quoted on every single fucking story, now we've got to put up with the same cunts in what was previously a safe(ish) space.

Where will this evil end? Trump tweets posted on the board every time he has a brainfart? Instagram links to pictures of cats eating slugs? Will we be having a youtube makeup tutorial thursday? If so, I'll be using makeup, but not on my face. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! (like and subscribe etc)
(suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 23:42, Share, Reply)

Fucking ^this
If I wanted to know what was going on on Twitter, I’d visit Twitter. Or the BBC News.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 13:10, Share, Reply)

You should have limited your contextualising
to 280 characters. On twitter.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 1:27, Share, Reply)

shut up m8

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 1:33, Share, Reply)

I'm out of the country at the moment
So keeping up with the shit show that is UK politics is even harder than usual, but even taking that into account...

What the shuddering fuck are you banging on about? Has your tinfoil hat slipped off or something?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 5:13, Share, Reply)

ignoring the twitter link
This blog entry was highlighted by a uk politics journalist yesterday. Basically, speculation that recent comments by a candidate for leader of the conservative party might have been intended to skew search engine results away from decisions/activities in their past.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 8:14, Share, Reply)

David Cameron's pig story must be an SEO cover up
of a much worse incident involving a pig
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 9:22, Share, Reply)

even though it wasn't there's no harm in concocting such a story and spreading the rumour for research is there?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 19:15, Share, Reply)

*contacts some Russians and Snopes*

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 6:40, Share, Reply)

not sure what the worse version would be, involving piglets perhaps?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 8:01, Share, Reply)

Yes.
Born from a union with a sow. Only to be eaten later. Alive.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 15:29, Share, Reply)

The mid-interview melt-down and almost disturbing Boris Johnson interview was DEFINITELY going to be picked up all across social media because her pretty much had a full-on "moment".

Due to all the reaction around it however, Google searches for "Boris bus" now return THIS interview and not the whole "let's give the EU money to the NHS" bus.

Clever SEO advice?

We'll never know, but this is where the rabbit hole begins.

With people talking about it being an SEO trick, it's getting even more traction... round and round we go.

da da da da-da-da da-da da da YEAH

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 27 Jun 2019, 7:45, Share, Reply)

It's just a dead cat strategy (Lynton Crosby)
Not convinced that the SEO impact would have been the #1 priority, even though it's plausible
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custard, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 8:59, Share, Reply)

The NHS bus did him no harm whatsoever amongst brexicunts or Tory party members
Everyone else thought he was s cunt already
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 9:02, Share, Reply)

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