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This is a link post Horse Girl
Ozzy man, so contains swearing.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "so contains swearing"
You know there's a NSFW tag, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus that must smash your wrists up

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Get the fuck off my webcam

(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Why did he say she's a stallion?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post How strange
I wonder if she can actually walk
 (Sherbs, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Moving like a horse is a thing... in Australia, Scandinavia, and America (2), etc.


 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 13:48, Reply)
This is a link post Donny Hathaway
Martin Freeman just dropped this wonderful oddity on 6 music.
I'm tempted to go buy it on Vinyl. And a record player.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post Opera Singer has one too many before the show
An oldie but a goodie. Choice moment at 2.40 and the ending at 7.45 onwards says it all
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I take it back. This could be Prufrock's girlfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post If she plays her cards right.
What you drinking, love? Mojito?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
I now know why Carmen gets stabbed.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 20:40, Reply)
This is a link post More than a feeling
Boston picked apart and explained by Rick Beato.
One of my guilty pleasure songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This…

youtu.be/zUzjyzA_H_o
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post <3 this

(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing to be guilty for. That entire album is great.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Only thing I don't enjoy about this song is the fact that it fades at both ends.
First getting into songs on compilations or radio when I was a nipper, and realising that often they were full versions truncated by a fade, has caused me to view the producer's master slider with slight irritation ever since, quite irrationality, like something's being stolen from me.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post rick is good

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post Back at Tat hunting. I made this!
Tat Vision Episode 21 Ray Gun.
Tried out the exploding head but I think I need a shotgun...
(mrmenfolk, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 10:37, Reply)
This is a link post Explanificationised: India's Second MOON Mission
Words.
Reminds me a bit of Jeremy Lions.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 7:12, Reply)
This is a link post The heart of the V2 rocket: the turbopump.
Everything you could ever possibly want to know about the V2's turbopump, plus a shit ton more. Nearly 2 hours of it. Very in-depth and detailed while still managing to be interesting. Plus models- lots of models.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post alec baldwin is looking well

(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He's also showing progress with his accent

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 8:23, Reply)
This is a link post India's 2nd moon mission; live stream Sunday night
Edit: SCRUB. Might happen tomorrow instead.
Better link, ISRO Official.

Wiki.

"A technical snag was observed in launch vehicle system at T-56 minute. As a measure of abundant precaution, #Chandrayaan2 launch has been called off for today. Revised launch date will be announced later." -- ISRO via Twitter.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post tennish? on a moon mission? does the moon count as clay?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *opens popcorn*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it involve a neck beard?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post An effective technique for not being a lookalike of an anal prolapse...
...is to not be a spamcunt
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This is predominately a HUMOUR site.
Whilst an effective strategy in some situations it is not funny.

Try moonlighting as garden gnome, then post.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jul 2019, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Eckhart, think about the future!

(97800, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, it's Brad Goodman!

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sat 13 Jul 2019, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Enrico Polazzo!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post haha that's performance art, depressing delivery and confusing translation, don't kill yourself, kill your self!
and is that a fart he's trying to hide at 3.44?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I take it you've seen the heartache and anguish in the hearts of the profoundly disturbed people here
and decided that we make a fertile ground for this vapid vacuous trash? I guess this is the internet equivalent of knocking on stranger's doors with 'helpful' pamphlets.

Has it ever occurred to you that you are a fuckwit, and not a fount of wisdom?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Better take your new age bollocks somewhere else
The average IQ here is a bit too high for this kind of crap.
I'm sure you'll find plenty of alternatives.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post WE MUST RETURN TO FREUD

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 3:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This is largely superseded by my own video on avoiding depression, Wank Yourself Happy

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post you could drive a bus up them nostrils

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice try. Nobody here is going to believe you have a "girlfriend."

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I sat next to her once. On a bus. Does that not count?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Crikey, steady on there. You don't want to appear needy.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I just felt we had a natural affinity.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe in a safe house

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah...
Sikhs are well-known for trying to implement Sharia law.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely sikhening.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a real pain in the Nanak.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Aware? I never buy my knitwear anywhere else.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderfully Daft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched this to the Finnsh

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hardcore silliness at it's best.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jul 2019, 21:28, Reply)
This is a link post Releasing a squirrel back into the wild after being injured
This is probably gc but it made I larf. Sorry its Viral Hog but they had the best thumbnail
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the circle of Liiiiffffeee

(gijoel, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Eerily reminiscent of
youtu.be/IxFfxTZA6ao
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
youtu.be/CnsajUpT3-8
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine mine mine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=feTytlRd2KY
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post CaC

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA! Yes!

(mrmenfolk, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Horrible!
Those poor people are obviously traumatised by the event, the squirrel is probably dead, and the cat is just being a damn cat.

Still got a momentary chuckle, of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Top jump that cat!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jul 2019, 21:21, Reply)
This is a link post More Primitive tech


(gijoel, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That guy must be sick to death of the sight of mud

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post #MeToo

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 5:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Tiger Feet

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He does seem to go to an awful lot of trouble to make flowerpots.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm thinking this must be the 9th or 10th kiln I've seen him build now.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post He must have earned a few quid from these videos by now.
He should splash out on an electric one. It'll save time.

Actually, on a more serious note, I think he should try to evolve the series gradually into one about modern technology, with the rule that he can't ever use anything not producible from one of his previous videos. Can he bootstrap himself all the way to printing presses and wankel rotary engines?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Real life Minecraft
You start with the clothes you stand up in, and nothing else
 (97800, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post shouldn't weaving be one of his primitive technologies?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post At some point
he may even post a film using the video camera, internet, and social media platform he created.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's still less embarrassing and more interesting (to me at least)
than military RPers.

He also gets points for making videos without any 'splosions, calls for likes/subs or, indeed, dialogue. More power to him; perhaps he could show us early attempts at farming next.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I am wanting
to make a clay oven for the allotment using a similar design.

Firebox below, and where his chimney is, that would lead into the actual oven with a secondary chimney up the front.

From what I have read, it gives you more control over heat, better efficiency, and less ash on your food.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 12:59, Reply)
This is a link post Boom - last moments of a KFC.
Surveillance camera footage, rubbish sound.
Noone hurt btw.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jul 2019, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post KABLAMMO

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something, extra crispy.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something, bucket list

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post Just One Night (one night mix) I made this!
Tonight I decided to remix a small (really small) bit of Natalie Cole's "Miss You Like Crazy" and it turned into some kind of deep house club mix thing, which I rather liked. I hope you do too!
 Title:
Just One Night (one night mix)
Description:
Here's the first version of a remix I did of a small bit of Natalie Cole's "Miss you like crazy". Has a proper lead-out.


 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid as always

(97800, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bangin'

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 13 Jul 2019, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Preview: Polar Jump I made this!
Parkour, in the snow. Why? I have no idea.

p.s. I didn't post last week because I was away at a conference. So here is She Remembered Caterpillars too)
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you ever play a game on the commodore 64 called 'The Sentinel' ?
I was hooked on that when i was kid. It was the first three-dimensional 1st person perspective game that i ever did done gone played.
A bit hide and seek. Its was tense trying to escape the sentinel from seeing you.
 (Sherbs, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post that rings a vague bell
maybe i simply envied it through magazine screenshots and reviews from behind my rubber keyed zx spectrum
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I think there was a remake of sorts on the PS1
It wasn't as cool as the 64 version though. There was about a thousand levels..You got codes after completing each level. i got to about 700.
Anyway.. never underestimate the rubber keyed 48k spectrum =]
 (Sherbs, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i keep meaning to shove an arduino in this empty case i have here to make a bluetooth keyboard
but haven't got round to it yet. upgraded to a Q+ ? keyboard to type faster and seriously regret later selling the whole kaboodle on when i did as a kid. still got the old rubber key shell tho
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Atic Atac was the very first home computer game i remember playing.
The sounds effects still haunt me today
 (Sherbs, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
archive.org/details/internetarcade
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(Sherbs, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I played it
on the BBC.
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 4:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was on the BBC to begin with

(Sherbs, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you like to play it again?
Behold. I haven't tried it myself; I'm too busy looking for Lemings (sic) and Mad Professor Moriati.

ed: Fucksocks. They were on the Archimedes.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 2:09, Reply)
This is a link post Traffic stop in Oklahoma finds unusual items
Not ok in OK
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post They took his driving whisky?
The rotters!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post While the pic was still loading on my shitty phone, all I could see was his name
- which is almost the same name as my cousin's husband, who lives in that neighbourhood.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean your dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy birthday Uncle Dad!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 8:16, Reply)
This is a link post Didn't know about this place before
Sorry if it's bindun before.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a penile colony for gc posters

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty much the schlong and the short of it.

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jul 2019, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Is there any survival after death?
Krishnamurti's take on the question
the false mind created separate self is an illusion, that is what dies
(HEY there! YES YOU! Bwantu, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Is your job title Spiritual Spamcunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post no there isn't, hope this clears things up for you

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
The chemical processes stop. Spend a bit of time in an abattoir and you'll realise we're all just blood-filled food-tubes.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post food-tubes? Guessing the abbatoir work didn't pay well then.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't very funny at all.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Only one way to find out
*watches video and dies of boredom*
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Physics sez no.
Some find it comforting to deny death though.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jul 2019, 22:47, Reply)

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