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This is a normal post Yes, I'll apply

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post what if it's you that's a complete dick?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Dicks are very welcome. It is the b3tan way.
Celebrate dicks, they are fun. Just try not to elect them.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post But erecting them is OK, right?

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This is a normal post wOOF

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a chat room?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
discord.gg/Gxmsne
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, haven't looked in chat for years
probably don't need eyes to read anything in there now
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I am sentient and not a complete dick.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Good enough
What's your discord ID?
Herb#8745
discord.gg/Gxmsne
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops I wasn't volunteering really

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Too late
Have fun
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No time limits

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post discworld?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discord_(software)#Disruptive_use
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck?
Yes, all forms of communication are problematic n some way
WTF?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1524158
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Another reason not to breed.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You thick cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post why do they lurk around all of your own posts?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFx-5PGLgb4
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 22:45, Reply)
This is a link post Rodeo Terrorists - Projekt Fear I made this!
Not been around for a while, here's a little tune about our dear leaders
(I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post Some wrestling


(Sherbs, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post everything you post is nsfw
i wonder why you haven't been banned yet
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It will be taken down soon or I'll sue B3ta

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone let sockcooker know, then he can report it to the mods

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Cute idea.
Might not work with all kittens though, one little bastard kitten I had would have chewed the ropes off.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Better ropes
Than your face.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Also toe biting monsters cause a surprising degree of panic.
One of my favourite pages has been updated

en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

"The orange ones fuck you up REAL good."
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I get mine delivered pre-stretched as I'm a regular

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
I've seen better ropes than your face too.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Sep 2019, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Very unprofessional of the referee to get involved in the bust up as well
Though does try to get both combatants back in the ring at 0.30 before joining in again
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post They
would be a good name for a band. I wonder how many dozens there are
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Best fight scene ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 15:04, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Frog Fable Remastered I made this!
I'm late! I'm drunk! I had cocktails then played a game about a chap with the shittiest pixel haircut of all time!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Dogbomb
PS I searched for your name on YouTube
Not gonna do that again (shudders)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I'm sorry
Did you get that dead bloke who wears the suit?
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post YES
I hope that's not you
What with the yiffery and the being dead and all
 (I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Dead Yiffers
Is a band name, shurely.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I've got their first album

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 3:45, Reply)
This is a normal post As is "Shittest Pixel Haircut"

(97800, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post No. I'm still very much alive.
♪ ♫ ♪ Aliiiiiive aaaaaand yiiiifin'! ♫ ♪ ♫
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 13:09, Reply)
This is a link post It's Slinky Day
Three facts
1. It was invented by accident
2. The inventor gave it all up to translate the bible into every human language
3. A slinky is slang for someone who isn't much use for anything but brings a smile to your face when you watch him tumbling down the stairs
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 4. One of the dullest "toys' in history.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 5. can be used to create an awesome diy spring reverb

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 6. A good visual aid for demonstrating longitudinal wave propagation.

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This is a normal post 7. Could take your eye out easy as you like

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 8. Requires a lot of coordination for a satisfying wank.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post 9. Not as effective a garrotte as piano wire.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post 10. is really shiny

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Aug 2019, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 11. Invented by structural engineer Peter Slinky

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post nope
10 & 11 are plain wrong.
11 is just fucking dim.The link actually tells you who invented it. It's mot like 'Peter Slinky' is even mildly amusing.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I HAZ BLACKBERRY WIEN NOT CARE

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone make a gif of a slinky travelling down this sub thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post will this do instead?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=711bZ_pLusQ
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's okay but would more suit a Brexit thread

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post we haven't had one in a while around here...
...i both crave and fear a b3ta brexit thread as things appear to be right now - has been somewhat of a sanctuary of late
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post listen to me
youtu.be/ZoK-eJLxUIY?t=8
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
You can't reason with four year olds.









Or Brexitbois
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 1 Sep 2019, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 6.b A good visual aid for demonstrating transverse wave propagation too.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 2:23, Reply)
This is a normal post True.

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This is a normal post They can be quite interesting if you're tripping balls.
But then so is a running tap.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, I know
it's not the kind of 'toy' you're into. But I prefer to post SFW,
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 22:40, Reply)
This is a link post Inside HMS Terror
Footage from inside the sunken ship
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post interesting stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 10:49, Reply)
This is a link post Kick the Ball Back I made this!
It's every unsporty nerd's WORST NIGHTMARE - you're wandering through a nice park minding your own business when a football thuds down nearby and you're faced with the challenge of booting it back with a reasonable level of accuracy
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah
Four attempts. Miserable kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I got it in the goal twice.
Or did it bounce over? Do you get anything for it going in the goal properly?
 (97800, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No...
...but I might add a check for that as an easter egg
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you answered, otherwise I might have carried on

(97800, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice game
My first shot went past the right foot of the girl. Trap it for Christ's sake
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one bounce off them and roll back towards me

(97800, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't get anywhere near the goal

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Guess I'm a spotty unsporty nerd
14 attempts. It was all my trackball's fault. Yeah. That was it!
 (I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post bit pissed off it bounced off them
and they still had a go at me, useless twats
 (horrid, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I do this in real life
when the ball comes towards you, shout 'mine' and kick it as hard as possible. It freaks the fuck out of people.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 10 attempts for me
I am not great at this
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm rubbish at it.
Thus it is a very accurate simulator.

Woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 6 attempts.
Looking at other comments, I feel good about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent more time trying to roll it through the dog eggs...
Still didn't manage to...
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This is a link post I'll be on the front cover of your magazine, for a fee. Not paying these days equals...
Ahhh, modern celebrities. All 'woke' and sweet in public while still being the usual ruthless capitalist bastards behind the scenes.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is the ruthless capitalist bit?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is she wearing a beard net?

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more like a chin cozy to me

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Aug 2019, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post So a person depicted by a money making company, wants to be asked first.
They have hidden their body, ostensibly to avoid being sexualised and the magazine depicts her as topless.
Not really a definition of ruthless capitalism.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Aug 2019, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ostensibly, indeed.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Has she ever said anything anti-capitalist?
American pop stars usually seem quite showy with their wealth.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post If her Instagram is anything to go by, quite the opposite.
She seems to be impersonating a compendium of bad 90's rappers in most of her photos. That's an alarming amount of leather footwear, too - for somebody who claims to be vegan.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, what a fucking mess.

(97800, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thom Yorke has already soiled his copy. "The fucking only interesting wank I have nowadays".
 (loci, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post At least she wasn't getting pissed on while chained to a radiator

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The sooner she disappears the better
It's the head of an android with her features and she wants to be consulted. Interesting that with just the top of the android's shoulders she can call it as topless. Looks ridiculous, sings crap, talks shit
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't really know anything about her before reading the news article in the link.
Less than 10 minutes of googling has led me to the conclusion that she's a fucking poser. The vegan thing especially touches a nerve. Either be fucking vegan or don't be fucking vegan. Don't claim to be vegan and continue wearing leather and fuck knows what else.
And don't try to claim your image is cultivated around the prevention of sexualisation or body shaming. What a load of utter fucking tosh.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post A fickle 17 years old poser
Shocking
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Naked robots, ermahgerd

(97800, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure what she's done that's so bad
she's complained that she doesn't like a cover.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but not to the magazine
To EVERYBODY!
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post She seems to have upset most of /links
so she must be doing something right.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 30 Aug 2019, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
If your brand can be done irreparable harm by a cover as innocuous as that, then maybe your brand isn't all that.

Unless of course, your brand is actually just cashing in on the "everyone's entitled to be offended by everything" wave, in which case fuck you.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post not really about the brand though is it?
She has an apparently (allegedly?) well known thing about being sexualised, and probably considers this pretty humiliating.

Calling it out as skeezy doesn't need to involve being brand obsessed or a ruthless capitalist (what?!).

And also, now you mention it, whats even the problem with being offended and saying as much.
You don't see an irony in being 'offended' enough by it, to wish fuckings on those doing it?
Have you considered 'fucking yourself' over it? :)
 (Melatonin, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm vaguely aware of her, and at face value I find her stated complaint to be fair enough.
I do hope that doesn't offend anyone.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 30 Aug 2019, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Judge the child.
Judge her.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post A bunch of middle aged men
getting sniffy about a famous child complaining about the media misrepresenting her. Good old b3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post what if she's a witch?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 1:20, Reply)
This is a link post Dear Elon Musk
from Pomplamoose
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 14:36, Reply)
This is a link post Randonauts!
People putting the theory that this is all just a computer simulation to the test.

Contains bottles of piss.
 Title:
I tried to glitch the simulation and all I got was a bottle of pee
Description:
A growing community called Randonauts believe that journeying to random locations can help put us in new realities.


 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post if "this" is a simulation, we are all inside "this" - let's assume it's a physical container
so all the components for anything relating to "this" are already here, so no amount of random actions or travel or attempting to break physics or whatever are going to prove anything
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ never used a developer console to spawn items in game

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Not played a really buggy game.
Breaking through the boundaries and walking somewhere in the graphics memory.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Aug 2019, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely going somewhere you've never been before expands your perception of reality anyway?
Not that this needs any justification for calling it bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You could always do a control test.
Stick 10 pins in a map and then compare the number of piss bottles you find with 10 randomly generated locations with quantum whatnots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hasn't Ryanair been doing this for years by flying people to random airports?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
I might be tempted to give it a try if instead of bottles of piss, I'd have a chance of finding cinnamon buns or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Elderly people have been doing this for ages.
Until nurse brings them back.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Aug 2019, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post If you see anything at all in this you should read
Steven Hall's The Raw Shark Texts and then lock yourself in a cupboard indefinitely.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Noted: cheers

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Though interesting there does seem to be an obvious flaw that your random destination was decided within the simulation

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 20:14, Reply)
This is a link post John Cleese & The 1948 Show Choir - 'Rhubarb Tart Song'
Almost lunch time innit
(ohidunno, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's recycling some Cambridge revue stuff
Was also used on I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again.
Of all the things to reuse, John Cleese singing is quite a surprising choice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 21:22, Reply)
This is a link post Melanie Faye & Heavy Mellow
Acid R&B series
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what they call it
quite rightly
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post never before have I seen such a prominent vacuum cleaner in a music video

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's even more prominent than the one in I Want to Break Free

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's easy to see why they're so proud of it, it's a beauty.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was a pleasant interlude.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Aug 2019, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely

(Melatonin, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It is

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post yay

(horrid, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 11:40, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=T72TopWbXJg
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This is a normal post Font!
In case it's of any use, fontsquirrel.com says that the font in use on the Get Ready For Brexit Hell bumf is DIN 2014 Extra Bold.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 2 Sep 2019, 13:26, Reply)
This is a link post W.U.G. (Wildly Unlikable Guy)
Chris Fleming, Curious chap and song.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 21:02, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. I like how they had to use a shoe horn to cram those lyrics in.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, know your audience man!
To be fair, "talks for too long with his eyes closed" and "less Don Draper and more Hertz" both cracked me up. Spot on.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
but....i posted and didn't want to break the deleting bastard rule. It does have something ....maybe like watching a caravan fire?
anyway, too late now.
( his other stuff is even worse)
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post midway through my brain 404'd

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he's a wildly unlikable guy
I mean the singer.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Mon 2 Sep 2019, 16:25, Reply)
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It's such a bad look for the BBC that their Economics Editor was a fanatic. That didn't compromise his objectivity. Nosiree.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 29 Aug 2019, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Bad look? For a left leaning media organisation to have had a journalist with left wing views?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 21:03, Reply)
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I mean, you get the sense that the BBC wants a fairer society in a sort of vague and childish way. But Mason wants to shoot the entire government in the back of the head, and possibly reprogramme half the pop in gulags. Including you and me. Vaselini would report us so fast it would make your head spin.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 30 Aug 2019, 6:05, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like they had a Whale of a time!

(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post In the Thames?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely word salad from startled cave bloke
"But you said the referendum is not a legal thing*, but it was handed to them and that's how our constitution works with the precedent, so if it went to court-- which is where the precedent is set, they would probably back that referendum, so it is the British constitution and is legal"

*he didn't-- or if he did it wasn't in this interview.

Mason's actually quite insightful when he isn't being interviewed by a quick to anger contrarian.
 (Melatonin, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post But it wasn't a legal thing in the sense that he means.
It was non-binding from the very start.

Also, please slap the twit who thinks that we don't have a constitution. Just because it isn't codified in a single document doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.

ed: Jesus Christ, those Youtube comments...
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 21:55, Reply)
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sight-impaired leading the sight-impaired innit
 (ozof, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 22:18, Reply)
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(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 14:26, Reply)
This is a link post Radio conversation between US and Spain
GC dijo que no.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 18:59, Reply)
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www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-obstinate-lighthouse/
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it seemed like it was likely fake. Still funny though.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed the closing quote there
In March 2008, Mike McConnell, the Director of National Intelligence in the U.S., opened his remarks to The Johns Hopkins University’s Foreign Affairs Symposium with the lighthouse story, claiming, “Now this is … true. I was in the signals intelligence business where you listen to the people talk and so on. This is true. It’s an actual recording.”

That's the United States Director of National Intelligence from 20 February 2007 to 27 January 2009 during the Bush administration to you.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I first heard somebody tell that joke
in 1985.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Its a good thing you didn't fall for it again.
You have the t-shirt from the tour they did before they got famous and all.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 4:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You shouldn't patronise the elderly

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's okay,
I get off on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 10:07, Reply)

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