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This is a link post Why does he do this? I'm genuinely interested
He doesnt even look comfortable.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post because he's an over privileged cunt who has no respect for anyone else talking or the job he's in

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post so it's a gesture of domination?
Spine all hunched up, head on hard wooden bench? I dont get it.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post arrogance more than domination
You should write to the House of Commons and ask them to provide more comfortable bedding for him if you're that worried about his posture
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's submissive,
He's still that 10 year old antique silver collector under it all. Hiding
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post By apparently relaxing and closing his eyes, he is ignoring others.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt he allows his employees to snooze on the job.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post So the shadow under his nose makes him look more like Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo fire!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hot damn!
Congratularities
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 11 candles / 1 like
That's a good ratio

Congratiolations
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candules!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post now you finally got something to blow
merryness to you
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candlemas!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Burn baby burn

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post YaY Fadgey
Happy ones
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor! Look at the illuminations on that!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s an obvious provocation
Don’t rise to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post what's in it for him though?
He's provoked everyone, across the spectrum, everyone can agree that he looks a right tit in that photo.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post He is superior and trying to be insouciant.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine it will be seen as being anti-authority,
rather than unprofessional, by his banter cunt fan boys.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucas could've at least made some crack about him being spineless or something
or his party needing to prop him up or something...
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, good start
But this time deliver the lines with more confidence.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a speaker in the bemch.
Apparently he done this before just never been on the front bench.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I cant imagine the shit you've been reading on facebook to believe that

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 9:31, Reply)
This is a link post Saddy Waddy I made this!
i set my networks going on faking some Boris
(shardcore, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Epic

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(horrid, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post All too true.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post Vegan sues neighbours
for barbecuing meat.
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post These people have absolutely no tolerance for other people's beliefs
But expect you to bend over backwards to accommodate theirs
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine she'd be attention seeking some other way if she wasn't vegan.
I'd like her little orange grove though.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what we're calling them now is it?
you filthy bugger!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm one of 'those people'
And I couldn't really give a toss what other people choose to stuff in their mouths. I'm vegan because it allows me to live with a clearer conscience than I'd otherwise be able to.
All this saving the planet nonsense is utter hogwash, though. The planet is a resillient cunt. Far more resillient than us humans are. By destroying the environment, we're only really harming ourselves - and I'm fine with that. The sooner we as a species live ourselves into extinction, the sooner the planet and the rest of its inhabitants can get on with their lives. Almost all of these climate change activists and eco warriors have one thing in mind when it comes to saving the environment, despite what they may claim - human preservation. Selfish cunts.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 6:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Slowing down the extinction rate of non human species isn't a bad thing.
It will give evolution more options once Homo sapiens becomes extinct.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Even if every human being on the planet went vegan.
We still wouldn't significantly slow extinction rates. Extinction rates are rising due to increasing population. Palm cultivation/palm oil production being a prime example.

I'm vegan because I care about animal welfare. I don't kid myself into believing it's saving the planet.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post have you watched the good place?
it makes a good point about the ethical challenges of 1st world consumption
 (ozof, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post On its own, no.
But short term, if every human primate on the planet went vegan there will be no demand for wildlife products such as pangolin scales, rhino horns and shark fins.

Unfortunately this sensible solution to human overpopulation is not too popular, even among environmentalists:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had the snip.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder you're angry

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post No kids to shovel money into?
Living off my own timetable?
Privacy?
Loads of disposable income?

Yeah. Furious.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Kids are great, are also glorified slaves
and when I'm old dribbling, pissing and shitting myself in a rotten armchair all day, I'm sure they'll ignore me then as well
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post All things being well, by that age we'll be able to afford slaves to wash and feed us
or robots. Or roboslaves.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexy roboslaves?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I refused to breed.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post you're quite angry for someone who doesnt eat meat

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I was angry when I ate meat, too.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post But how do you have the energy now?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Peanuts.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post <s>t

(97800, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I went veggie in 1983ish.
Still took me twenty years to stop being furious at most things.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to be extinct
in a few dozen years (if I'm lucky). Why aren't they working on saving *me* from extinction???
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Girraween is a great place
She should move house
 (Sherbs, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post She's an idiot cry-baby who is misdirecting her ire.
He's an idiot media whore who wants to make a career of being a twat.

There's dickgeads on both "sides" of the made-up "debate".
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, more fun than reporting serious stuff.
Fits well with prejudice against non-conformity.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post Smith and Jones
Killer Sofa trailer made me think of this
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

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This is a normal post Such an underrated comedy sketch show
Almost forgotten these days which is a shame. I went looking for my favourite sketch on YT but it wasn't there but there is quite a lot of their stuff to enjoy again
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 1:05, Reply)
This is a link post Killer Sofa
(It's not a sofa)
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Sep 2019, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess Killer Recliner doesn't quite cut it as a title
That looks like one weird film
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Gogglebox could incorporate this idea

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 9:25, Reply)
This is a link post Ducks conquer dog
May not be the original upload.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This is marvellous

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I am marvelling as are all the people with whom I have shared this on soshall meejah

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 11:06, Reply)
This is a link post Tommy Cash: Surf
Totally SFW...!

(I've been enjoying his other YT videos.)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 21:03, Reply)
This is a link post always.mp3 I made this!
Did a short thing with Tramp Surveyor's thing below, I'm not proud and it's not good.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 17:24, Reply)
This is a link post Casting rubber bolts
The subject isn’t really why I’m posting this? It’s the guys delivery. He’s just wonderfully relaxing to listen to...

He’s almost Bob Ross levels of chilled out.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He could do hypnotherapy, no problem.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Sep 2019, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone posted the craftsman before
His voice is amazing. Fuck what he's making - even though it is pretty cool usually anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post His voice would be perfect for a Jim Henson muppet on Sesame Street.
And I mean that in the kindest possible way.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 4:33, Reply)
This is a link post TSSHHHSHHHHHHHHHHH
In an effort to always bring you the best of the best, here's 4 minutes of cars dropping from air jacks.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly
I'm thinking this is genius and I want one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post There's also the internet enabled doormat scales to guess who's at the door by their weight

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "Good morning, Brian. There's a fat cunt at the door."

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post "That's me, you stupid doormat app"

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The perfect gift for the friend who is full of shit."

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post So you could essentially weigh your shits
Check your weight before and after, a little bit of subtraction and hey presto, a turd scale
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
this is the real draw of this thing: to see how heavy your shits are.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 3 Sep 2019, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it makes more sense
If you try and weigh them by scooping them out and putting on the bathroom scales you will lose the accuracy because you have to take into account water retention from the bowl and loss of faeces from the pan. This is just more scientific and measurable
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not just poo on scales like normal people do.
No need for yet another device.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Sep 2019, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just foolish talk

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 22:18, Reply)
This is a link post Untitled Goose Game
Be a Goose!
Honk at everything!
Act like a total cunt!

Looks like fun...
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha nice find

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Sep 2019, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't own a console, or telly
and my PC is good for email and Netflix and not much else, but I've been eyeing up the Switch (or the forthcoming dockless, attached controls version) for a while. This is the game I know might push me over the edge.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello ancient user!
Another telly refusenik as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Sep 2019, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a refusnik really
I have the internet, a small flat, and no intention of paying a licence fee. I watch a fair bit of telly, often a day later when it becomes "available".
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I gave up on TV many years ago.
Mostly because I was bored of it, spending the time doing other stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Sep 2019, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Anything worth watching is on iPlayer or streams these days. I watch far more on Youtube than telly now.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I miss something?
There was an upsetting lack of goosing.
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I look forward to dogbomb's review.
"This goose is fookin' crackas!"
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking that.
Someone remember to request it when he next posts.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't see this
and I'm glad you did
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
GAC
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Honk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB7riFPFVgI
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post This turned up on FB
So I de'FB'd it for you moaning prima donnas. It's fkn lovely
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Some background info.
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This is a link post I will alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays love you I made this!
Posted this an YouTube but it got taken down within 2 minutes.
So here it is Vimeo style.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha silly buggers

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Sep 2019, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHHHHHGHGHGHG

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 18:55, Reply)
This is a link post I feel its been too long since any Tiny Tim was posted on here...
(posted from your mum's - she's ok)
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Live version brings more manic energy, and I probably even prefer
... www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBhkvlTcAag
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 3 Sep 2019, 9:17, Reply)

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