Indie Game Review: Guardian of the System
I made this!
INDIE! INDIE! INDIE!
PAY WHAT YOU WANT...
(I reckon y'all would probably want paying tbh...)
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dogbomb, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 22:49,
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We've gone on Saturday Kitchen by mistake
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 22:22,
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Now that the initial WTF has faded, I kind of think I want one.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 14:43,
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Couple of extra wheels and it's basically a Big Trak.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 17:22,
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Like when Homer designed a car, I think Grimes had a hand in this.
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This could change country music forever
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 15:54,
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Low poly SUV on a 32mb graph card.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Nov 2019, 17:39,
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He clearly drew that back in the early 80s
and it remained pinned to his fridge since then.
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breathtakingly shit
hard to detect a single joke apart from 'allotment hands'
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seems you're right
"due to Miliband's support for a parliamentary motion in favour of recognising the State of Palestine"
Hmm
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isn't flouncing twice offside?
*consults rulebook*
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 11:42,
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So the alternative
is to still vote for extremists, but on the right, who are the party supported by Tommy Robinson?
She eliminated Labour, and Green leaving only the Tories (Endorsed by Tommy Robinson) and the Lib Dems, who have no hope of power and would by default mean the Tories (Endorsed by Tommy Robinson).
Someone on here said they would rather be a cunt than stupid.
They seem to forget it is possible to be a stupid cunt...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 12:14,
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Right, so we shouldn't vote Tory because Tommy Robinson endorsed them?
Should we stop eating sandwiches because Tommy Robinson enjoys a wee cheese piece?
Should we boycott Microsoft because he owns an XBOX?
Does anybody outside the far right really give a fuck what Tommy Robinson thinks these days?
You're correct, it's entirely possible to be a stupid cunt.
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That's right.
Everyone on the left should stop breathing because Tommy Robinson enjoys it every day.
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always a good idea to check where the thick racists are putting their votes I find
Saves a lot of time, whittling down the options
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that was three elections ago love
They're all voting tory now, just like you
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Not racist,
just #1 with racists...
Right?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 15:28,
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"I'm voting Labour because a thick racist and some of his pals are voting Conservative"
Righto. In fairness, you sound like exactly the kind of halfwit Millenial demographic that Corbyn is targeting for votes this time round. They managed to get that bit right, at least.
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More like
I'm not voting conservative partly because they are courting the votes of thick racists as evidenced by the support of Tommy Robinson and by their own claim making the UK into a hostile environment for anyone foreign, which is misinterpreted by thick racists as anyone who is not white leading to a doubling of hate crimes. The tories are making lies the order of the day in parliament, as well as stripping the country of essential services resulting in a situation where among other negative effects, 17,000 disabled people have died while waiting for benefits and the suicide rate amongst them has doubled. There are pages of examples I could give. But I am sure you don't care about any of that.
And while there is no disagreement that Jeremy Corbyn has barely any clue what he is doing, Labour is leaps and bounds better than the assholes on the other side. It's not about voting for Labour, they have done nothing to deserve anyone's vote, it's about stopping the deconstruction of civil politics as we know it by voting against the tories.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 21:26,
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Well, yes actually
If your chosen political party has the publicly stated support of essentially the BNP, you really should take a long hard think before voting for them unless you support the goals and aims of the BNP and right-wing nationalistic racists. In which case, crack on.
A cheese sandwich is not a political party. Rather desperate of you to make that comparison.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 15:26,
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Have the Conservatives publicly stated their support for Tommy Robinson?
Have I missed something?
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The bit where they don't have to say they support Tommy Robinson in order to enact his agenda?
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So it's a conspiracy?
For fuck's sake, Benny. That's a stretch, even for you.
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No need for a conspiracy if your objectives coincide is there?
His endorsement gains them his supporters' votes what would a reciprocal endorsement gain them? Is he even standing in the election?
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I think the stupid and cunt is the most important part of this
I've always kept an axiom that I can do stupid things, and I can do evil things.
But I try really hard to avoid combining the two. Instant karma tends to follow.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 17:09,
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she doesnt want taxes to go up (for anyone it seems) or spending on public services to increase
Hard to imagine why she ever identified as a socialist really
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It has the flow, pace and drama of awkward improv
It's certainly an odd choice making the free broadband her last point. Undoubtedly a flawed policy but if the whole sketch was leading up not to a savage climax but a halting ad-hominem about one man's technical skills I'm not sure quite who they think is going to be impressed.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 14:02,
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she might as well not be in character I reckon
These are just her views, unmediated by any humorous intent
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But
surely you could still get private internet in the same way that having a public health service does not block you from seeing a private doctor?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 15:30,
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There's the kernel of a good idea there
but the takeover of a private company rarely goes smoothly, not least because when you go in to buy out a private concern you're pitting jobsworth civil servants against professional commercial sharks. Remember the Royal Mail share sale? It's an enormous undertaking even without the over-ambitious national roll-out plan. They'd be better off offering loans (or even just grants) to the existing company, with bonuses for hitting deadlines and penalties for missing backstop deadlines. At least there might be a gnat's chance in Hell of us seeing the promised result.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 15:38,
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So
they are planning on renationalising BT?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 15:42,
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Just OpenReach I think
But yes, hilariously, it's another ping-pong renationalisation. I think they should bring back the dotted T logo. And Jimmy Savile. Or was that British Rail? It all fades into one at my age.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 15:54,
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Yeah, that £30 a month they'll save me by giving me free broadband will go a long way...
And fuck all the people who work for ISP's! Yeah! Fuck you, you fucking nerds with fairly well paid jobs!
Sigh. This election is greatly conflicting, everyone in the meeja is saying that things are shit for people and foodbanks are thriving etc, but for me and my mates things seem to be just fine- in fact I'd dare say things are better than they've ever been for us.
The only people who are in the shit seem to be the ones who want to do fuck all and still want to get everything that working folks have handed to them for free with a fucking bow on it. I know some people would say that this kind of thinking makes me a Tory, but I'm not- I genuinely couldn't give a fuck about *any* of the lying bastards who are either in charge, or are desperate to be in charge. I'm just looking out for number one.
Seems to me that if you're prepared to work- and work hard- things will be just fine. You'll have a warm house, a full belly and a fucking enormous TV.
The one thing i really think we could all do with is less politicians overall, but that's a story for another day.
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"I'm just looking out for number one."
This is the thinking that makes you a Tory, bud.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 8:34,
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She's a proper socialist
in that she thinks everyone else should pay for things.
That's right up Corbyn's street.
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 14:05,
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she's not though, she sneers at public spending going up as an attack on personal savings
Purest tory
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Dare to dream of a country where your vote actually counted.
Think of the country in Europe seen as most successful: Germany, where Angela Merkel has presided over a coalition government elected by proportional representation for years. Think of green MEPs at the heart of European decision making (or nazi nationalists if that's your thing) but they all have a voice.
We need to do away with the divisive, two party bullshit deadlocking this country and have a system of true proportional representation.
The ONLY party that stands a chance of delivering that is if the Lib Dems hold the keys to power sharing. Probably in an alliance with SNP, Plaid Cymru et al, but if they got more seats that Corbyn could form a majority coalition, stop Brexit (for the time being; PR means the Brexit party will still be a force in future) and we might just see some representative democracy for a change.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 10:04,
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Oh, and yes, I did swear I'd never vote for the cunts again after the tuition fees episode, but change is good!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 10:05,
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well this is just blatant anti-anti-anti-anti-semitism!
and i am opposed to such nostalgia-nip-tweaking shenanigans
(assuming, of course, that jc is an anti-anti-anti-semite, as opposed to your common-or-garden anti-semite)
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Benny's getting defensive, quelle surprise.
Next you'll be telling us the trouble with Jews is they have no sense of irony.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 7:13,
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The Penguin welcomes G.I.s to the U.K.
Also written and directed by Burgess Meredith. Charming, respectful and quite tender, especially the pub scene at 3:50.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 10:40,
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At about 24 minutes
there's a great glimpse into the endemic racism in the US at the time.
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 14:11,
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Christ
that's rather blatant.
And said with no embarrassment either. Just how things were.
Of course, they are still both firmly heterosexual men. There was no other possible option.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 15:39,
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S'pose I'll have to watch the whole thing now.
Edit: Yeah, it was that blatant at the time (subtler now, but still...) but I think it's handled relatively well in this instance. Meredith conveys care from his very core.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 17:02,
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Product placement started at 3 mins in! FTW Taylor Walker
Oxford! Cambridge is somewhere up there (gestures vaguely)
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 17:14,
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Wow. I'd seen the racism section before, but the whole thing is great!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 10:44,
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Wow
What an odd and wonderful piece of film.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 23:34,
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Lovely
Brilliant work from the Art Dept.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 9:44,
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What do you do when you've built a robot
Thanks! This was largely reverse engineered after having made the robot for a party and thinking what the hell to do with it now
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Must've been one heck of a party.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 21:18,
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Glitchy Zoo sim meaningless sadism and cruelty.
Guilty lols galore!
Title:
I Built an Unethical Zoo Where Nobody Is Safe - Planet Zoo
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Nov 2019, 4:45,
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sorry. can't stand that smarmy gapless banter
you can usually create some form of in-no-way-sensational nonsense in a sandbox. only slightly smaller minds have been doing it ever since they discovered they could paint cdc's with their own shit. oh, how we laughed!
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HEY WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS! DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!
MY LIFE IS EMPTY. IT ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING TO BE FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET THESE DAYS.
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I posted a ridiculous video, you didn't like it, fair enough.
Part of why I found it funny was how horrid he sounds, couldn't be arsed to do it myself though.
I wasn't trying to insult your intelligence personally.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Nov 2019, 13:49,
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Go over there and think about what you've done
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 17:07,
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I actually find that guy entertaining,
when I usually find that over the top Americanish nonsense a bit irritating. If you like his stuff check out his series on Satisfactory.
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Most musical drummer I've ever heard
You can hear the music when he plays, and then he gets hands on at around 1:50
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 2:29,
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There's always one
Some silly sod has to yell out "yeah" like their voice adds something to the performance.
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SteamedCleaner, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 15:01,
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It could be worse.
The audience could be clapping along.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 0:46,
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That's enough of that. Now watch some underwater footage of womens water polo fights
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 0:51,
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Michael Rosen vocoded
Again, I like this.
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 19:12,
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Holly Johnson - Americanos
I never saw the video for this until recently. Blast from the past.
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 14:02,
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Given all the vitriol that songs like Two Tribes contained, it feels like this one was played a bit too straight.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 14:52,
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Holly Johnson - "too straight"?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 17:21,
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You heard it here first.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 17:24,
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I grinned slightly at work
Doesn't do to show emotion
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 1:05,
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Hit the High Notes singing game
I made this!
Instead of howling into the void, screeeeam at your browser to find your highest note, Mariah Carey is the FINAL BOSS
Spent ages bodging together decent pitch detection, should work in most recent browsers.
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malevole, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 12:11,
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this is brilliant
and I upset the dog playing it and was told to stop
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rob, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 12:28,
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Weirdly my dog woke up and started jumping on me
And my throat hurts now
10/10
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 15:15,
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Ha!
I could make it up to Rick Astley at quiet enough volume so as not to increase my weirdo ranking from the neighbours.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 12:58,
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Pfffffft...only got to
Chuck Berry. Ace idea though.
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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 15:03,
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Brilliant
I was stuck trying to match Justin Bieber but blind rage got me through!
You could be a bit more demanding on how long you have to hold the note - I managed a Taylor Swift with a succession of short squeaks that caused my son to leave the house.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 17:43,
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Maybe you were accurate & Taylor Swift would've had the same effect?
I did originally try a couple of seconds, but that made it seem a bit too strict, and I've noticed odd issues with very long notes & laptop mics (possibly noise-cancelling blocking any steady frequencies)
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malevole, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 18:07,
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Ariana Grande
I was whistling though
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2019, 20:14,
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People don't whistle much these days.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Nov 2019, 3:14,
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Barely scraped Louis Armstrong and my throat is sore!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 21:51,
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heard this on the radio last night
that's it, nothing more.
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 10:51,
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Also...
See the rather lovely film with Steve Coogan
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 20:02,
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Low tech deepfake
A bit better than mud
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 10:43,
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Narcissists can at last be shagged by themselves.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Nov 2019, 3:37,
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The front fell off
A pressure test ends rather abruptly
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 9:36,
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SPÀAAAAAAAACE!!!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 12:39,
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Oh right. It's got nothing to do with the fact that you're utter wank and nobody listens to you anymore, then?
Title:
Coldplay 'not touring' to help environment
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For all the nerds. Well, all of us.
Free PDFs from Usborne of their 80s programming books.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2019, 21:35,
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seems a little basic
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 2:42,
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PEEK (at_your_missus_in_the_shower)
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Nov 2019, 15:22,
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