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This is a link post Ainsley´s trip
You can turn back on a person, but you can never turn your back on a drug.
(antopants hindercorp.org, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post A hot tub rigged to roll down and hit whoever opened the gate
Man in Oregon booby traps home
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Willem Dafoe will be in hot water over this one
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post When life is like the movies
Everybody enjoys it more - well, except the poor FBI guy
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If Wallace went rogue

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 2 Dec 2019, 5:52, Reply)
This is a link post Jess Gillam - Sakamoto: Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence
The young lady playing the alto sax was a musician of the year finalist in 2016.
Nicely played.
(Sherbs, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's
very nice on a sunday morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post A sunny one too =)
Also..Sounds similar..
I guess Rob Hubbard snagged his melody to some degree?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvmSpZWW45k

Here is a version by the original composer.
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDaQF-LNrug
 (Sherbs, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Soprano Sax
FYI
 (Chaoslave was liquificated on, Mon 2 Dec 2019, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
i don't much about wind instruments.
So many out there
 (Sherbs, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 6:49, Reply)
This is a link post It's the second best film ever
(after Point Break, of course) but it's a great role. David Warner FTW
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post blocked in the yewess of ay

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:21, Reply)
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(ozof, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 3:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Fun video description on youtube.
This is a much better film than that other one where Sean Connery turns up at the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This was my favourite film as a kid - must have seen it 40 + times
John Cleese cameo is splendid too.
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 15:41, Reply)
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Burglars you say? Jolly good...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post And how long have you been a robber?
About 4 foot 2 sir.
Have you met the poor? Frightfully nice people.

But the best bit is Napoleon. 'Little guys, 'itting eachother. That's what I like'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:24, Reply)
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Why are you standing so close? It's like being at the bottom of a bloody well!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The only reason I invaded Italy
I heard they was all little guys. I am tired of you generals. I think perhaps we shall have some new generals.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite films.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:15, Reply)
This is a link post Madness - Bullingdon Boys

New and rather topical song from Madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post good form

(ozof, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 3:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fan
Bloody Tastic!
 (I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 7:27, Reply)
This is a link post Matt Hancock at Haverhill Hustings (with added Land of Hope & Glory) I made this!
Unedited footage of the clip of Matt Hancock at Haverhill Hustings with 'Land of Hope and Glory' playing underneath because it's awesome. Contains politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post But what do they really think?

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That one should be subjected to a chorus of jeers every time he appears in public

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 21:18, Reply)
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Stepped up to it though, didn't he? It's almost as though he thinks losing this election will mean national catastrophe and Jews in the well.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 30 Nov 2019, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post No-one seriously thinks that
Certainly not that lost little weasel
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The Chief Rabbi seems to seriously think that, Benny.
But what the fuck does that Rothschild stooge Mossad agent know?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you suggesting that the upper echelons of the Jewish faith, like any other religious organisation, are corrupt?!
Anti semite! Get 'im!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Save your indignant outrage for your next link to some inane BBC news story.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Mention the Jews and Mr Penis is there.
Why don't you tell us all about the Holocaust industry again, and how the Jews should stop complaining about that time they got fucking gassed in their millions?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 1 Dec 2019, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post They should apologise for all the ghastliness they've caused and continue to cause.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 10:12, Reply)
This is a link post Comedian Chris Turner proves he is a rap god
I was sceptical at first
then i watched him go through almost the entire audience at a Newcastle tech gig

His process of thought is quite magnificent
(Tivert, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post clever bugger

(ozof, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That really is quite something.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post that is
some next-level intelligence
 (antopants hindercorp.org, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm jealous
I can't even remember what I had for lunch yesterday, let alone use my synapses to ad lib something coherent.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He is selling drugs in his videos.
Buy some and you might be able to rap real good too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 1 Dec 2019, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That could've been so shite
but wasn't.
 (themarginwalker, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That is impossible!
Smart fucker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He's still no John Barnes though,
is he.... IS HE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Something about getting round the back

(97800, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen this guy on the circuit

And forgot his name. Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks. It started me down a rabbit hole of watching loads of his other shows.
He really is brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 10:16, Reply)
This is a link post Bad News On Tour! NSFW
The first of the two in the Comic Strip, one of my favourite things ever.

Starts at 1.20.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I still think "Two quid for one bloody sausage?" every time I look at a cafe menu board
Even though it's generally not the case.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen both of them so many times I pretty much know the script

Same as Wayne's World, and Aliens, and Napoleon Dynamite.

I also like Spinal Tap but I think this is far better. I like how they break the fourth wall etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I know someone
who has never seen comic strip.

Don't worry. I will educate them.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Imogen.

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no hovvin.

(97800, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Bad News
and "Fistful of travellers cheques" rank among the absolute best of '80s telly.

And, yes, I can recite the whole of both of them. It's my party piece .. ok?

"he did a 46 minute drum solo"

[Edit: this is my favourite piece of 30-minute telly *ever*]
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
Beat and War were my favourites
'THis is what happens when you fuck with Miguel.'
'Donald, it's bloody russians. what is we to do?'
'out the back way, run like bloody fuck.'

The Blair thing they did was bloody clever too.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I remember that line, particularly!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 19:00, Reply)
This is a link post I'd have started nine o'clock day one with laser beams
He still hasn't come up with the fucking wheel. I don't think his tribe is going to make it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He’s a way away from fast breeder reactors and subscriber trunk dialling too.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nipples on men?
The parrot?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 22:20, Reply)
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He knows nothing of the potential of digital watches, or the video cassette recorder...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Nipples on parrots!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post has he done roof tiles yet?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Repeatedly
Hs aspiration goes no further than constructing a 1930s terrace.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Badly.
If you watch this on www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE you can see that although he can make a tile, he doesn't know how to lay them with sufficient overlap to make a roof watertight.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No wheels
I reckon he spent too much time making a video camera out of mud.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember I once
did a video for a brickworks. They had a Hoffmann continuous kiln, which is 12 chambers for firing bricks which burns constantly over a 12 day cycle.

It burned for around 70 years with no breaks. The men had to load 25,000 brick into a chamber in a single day then seal it up and then coal was added through holes in the top and over 8 days it would heat, burn, then cool.

They dried out the bricks for 2 weeks first. I hope he did that or they might explode.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i’m sure he thinks he’s very clever n’all
but right now, fires near trees just boils my piss
 (ozof, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 3:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, this guy isn't Leonardo Di Caprio,
he isn't gonna set the forest on fire.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Primitive Technology bloke makes another fucking kiln?
Never!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 10:19, Reply)
This is a link post Mad video / comedy / gameshow night I run in London I made this!
It's a kind of a cross between Adam Buxton's Bug and Shooting Stars.

It takes place at Miranda at Ace Hotel in Shoreditch
Friday 13th Dec
7pm - 9.30 pm


RSVP via this fb link, or you can message me on here.

www.facebook.com/events/519311595320136/

It's free and mad.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Free to b3tans

(97800, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No Chinese

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 29 Nov 2019, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you liked East Asian girls.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Brillo44?

(97800, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:54, Reply)
This is a link post Silo
The link below reminded me of this short film set in a nuclear missile bunker
(meepmeep is, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post Boris Johnson lied about lying. I made this!
I had to get this out of my brain as soon as I saw the headlines. Shitty photoshops are a lot easier than shitty videos.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post retweeted
good work!
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Good job

This might help too.

boris-johnson-lies.com
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, thanks.
That'll come in handy.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: OlliOlli I made this!
Kickflips! Ollie's! Gnarly moves!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 16:28, Reply)
This is a link post Gotta get some of that sweet sweet Disney money
Having said that, this looks pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't begrudge the guy a penny
The work he puts in on each of his projects is epic.

He's got some serious talent and is a great ambassador for the benefits of wearing a safety tie whenever undertaking any hazardous activities.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
It just seemed that this one was a little less bonkers and a little more corporate-friendly.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post his neighbours must hate him ;-)

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 16:03, Reply)
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He no longer lives in that house, its simply a 'canvas' for his projects and a lot of his work goes on in workshops somewhat distant from that house. The neighbours did actually have 'enough' a few years back and that was the prompt for the push, about the time that Sky gave him a ton of money. We'd all LOVE to be Colin!

question: what is it about Lincolnshire? That Guy Martin is a bit mad as well... and Robert Webb grew up there too... is it the cabbages?
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Considering he strapped a pulse jet to his mum's shopper
I was a tad disappointed to see this is going to be electric powered.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Considering his last project was spinning up a wheel then firing it through a Transit...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:05, Reply)
This is a link post Dissociation - Made this video a while ago with my band and finally released it today! NSFW I made this!
Hey. Long time lurker...not posted in a few years.

Wrote this song, slowed it down and mimed it for this video to make it all weird and dissociated.

Let me know what you think.

Thanks

Nsfw for a swear
 (I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 13:10, Reply)
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S'nice that, why is it not embedding on here properly though?
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea, im being punished for my long absence in posting? Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 21:48, Reply)
This is a link post What happens when you blow a £5,000 budget on catering


(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Mazel tov!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
And we'll all be voting Labour,
So we don't get mauled by a Sabre-
Toothed Tiger.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that'll get people voting
conservative.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm wondering how he kept strumming and managed to his harmonica holder on.

(Sherbs, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget...
Always proofread carefully in case you any words out.
 (mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure his heart is in the right place
but I kind of wish it wasn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post as a friend of mine is fond of saying...
"His heart's in the right place, it's a pity it's still beating"
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I cringed

(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Good effort
(Cringes)
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Nov 2019, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post They're not trying to make sense
They are deliberately trying to exhaust our critical faculties. Then the winner will be the ones with the mot money and most entertainment value.
 (Hemipygous, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The Trump method, fun lies and gaslighting.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 28 Nov 2019, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll vote for whoever says "no more tax or ni for anyone not on 6 figures", because all rich people are evil and should be punished

(97800, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
neither side is making any sense with their promises.

One side though has a track record that has caused the deaths of many disabled people and deliberately made the UK into a hostile environment for anyone brown, the other might cause some rich people to be a bit less rich.

Bloody obvious who not to vote for IMO.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Think about it this way.
The one thing all politicians want, is to remain in power.
They'll do anything to increase their voter base.

Now, if you genuinly believe that Labour is for the poor and Tory is for the rich, which one is going to attempt to increase wealth among the masses?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Rich and poor are relative

(97800, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 5:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A plague on all their houses

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 19:12, Reply)

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