So
Schumacher is The Stig. Wind up?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:57, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wow...
You really know you need to sort something out when you only find out the time from the stamps on the comments... Watch was close to needing a new battery and finally gave out a couple hours ago, so I thought it was only half 10, and was wondering why I was so tired....
Anyway, night all.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:33, Reply)

Sunday night / Monday morning
Evening / morning all!
This evening in the UK the BBC finally produced some excellent, non lowest common denominator programming in the form of James May led science programming about travelling to ~70000 feet in a U2 aircraft.

Well done bbc - at last, and more in the same vein please!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:27, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you google image yourself
how many photos of you show up on the first page of the search results?

I've got one of me with storm troopers :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:48, 73 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I find myself agreeing with The Guardian today
I wonder if PJM will.

www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jun/21/david-mitchell-waste-environment
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:11, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooops!
You know that really important first rule of looking gorgeous, don't cut your own hair.

I've just took the bull by the horns and cut myself a fringe, or bangs for our merkin cousins.

I look like a very rough Louise Brooks. (google is your friend).
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:39, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fathers day!
I don't talk to mine. Who should I adopt as my temporary father to shower with affection?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:40, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

who will it be?
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8111588.stm
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:21, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Woohoo!!
I got my new sax delivered :) B&H (not Benson and Hedges) AH-400 ... as Borat might say, eeeeees niiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

What new leisure time "props" have you had recently or, alternatively, when was the last time you bit off more than you could chew?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:37, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've got nothing to
do this afternoon and I fancy watching a film. I have a choice between watching the complete set of Rambo films, or the American Pie hexology.

Which is the least worst option?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:09, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What the buggering fuck?
in replies
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:39, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Solstice, Father's day and F1...what a happy coincidence.


Help yourselves to coffee and toast...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:41, 194 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just to wish all b3tans
of the male persuasion whose baby gravy ended up where Nature intended and produced a sprog - or sprogs - Happy Father's Day.

(Note for non-UK b3tans - it's Father's Day here).

Especially this goes out to those who for whatever reason don't have the contact with their kids they might like to have.

That's all.
( I_Was_Mordred, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:33, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Which one of you fuckers messed with my last train?
I'm looking at you Kaol.

*glares*
( Captain V, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:20, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would just like to say
that Bacon Explosion is made of win. I may die fat and happy, but I have experienced perfection, my friends.

*bows down to the chef*

For those of you that don't know:

Here.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:34, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is it just me?
Am I alone in finding the Fridge Raiders adverts offensive by their shitness?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:25, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Today I have mostly been mildly disappointed by Transformers 2
It's alright, I guess, as anything with Megan Fox and giant robots is going to be.

But still, it suffers a bit from Jar Jar Binks syndrome as well as Random Name Generator difficulty.

What the fuck is a Matrix of Leadership?

Meh.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:15, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shall I liven up your evening?
Ive just found out Im pregnant from an Asda smart price pregnancy test... And when I was on holiday my boyfriend had sex with a man! The next couple of months shall be interesting.

God bless the internet.
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:37, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fuck me, it's dead on here tonight.
Are you all down the pub or something?
( Maladicta, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:48, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Arse.
Tonight's plans are out the window.

Friend I'm meant to be seeing tonight has had to cancel at the last minute, which leaves me at a loss as for what to do.
My most local friend is probably half dead in a park somewhere, Class As coursing through his veins. Another is on his way to London. Most of my girlfriends either have other plans, or live too far away to do anything.

And I can't ask D out again!
Do I sit at home feeling sorry for myself?
Do I MTFU and buy some wine from Tesco's and watch films by myself?
Or do I whore myself out completely and try and get some extra cash?

And what are you all doing tonight?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:13, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

:(
www.b3ta.com/talk/6241527
( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:58, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Late to the party
But last week, I really wanted to say this, but wasn't around at the right time.

So, Festivals QOTW...

We all love and ignore... (Sorry, ADORE) Al

(You know, the geordie...)

But I think most of you are unaware of the day we spent together.

Until that night, I hadn't realised that Al had a certain desire.

I wasn't expecting to spend the evening being just Fist With Al.


(Oh Christ, I am so sorry)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:53, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I really wanted a Blackberry as my new phone
And I let the woman con me into having some Nokia pretend Blackberry. Now I feel empty inside.

Phone companies, cunts right?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:48, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

F1
Possibly discussed yesterday, but what do folks think about 8 teams threatening to break away and set up a rival series?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:59, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What do you think about this?
www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/5582675/New-Look-charges-2-more-for-plus-size-jeans.html

I think it's fair enough to charge more if more material is involved. Similarly the M&S saga last month because they use different materials and engineering in their larger bras to make them supportive.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:15, 86 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lets call an idle chat thread what it really is

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:11, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So
Anyone bonkers enough to be awake? Instead of being elbowed, I was constantly kicked by a tiny little arabic woman for the journey. I'm tempted to grow in size and take up two seats.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 4:42, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is this all the shit that went down on here the other day?
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2489569/Aussie-999-call-stops-UK-suicide.html
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:28, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pot! Maladicta!
Get a bloody room!
(Flairy Kate, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)