In continuation from my last thread...
... I've just had an email appear in my inbox:
You think i honestly give a rats ass if you get my account blocked.

Go bleating to your nerdy friends did you, gutless prick.

Think i will be meeting up with you for old times sake really really soon mate.

I'm beginning to think that a quick call to the police might be in order here...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:09, 77 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Again...?
www.thestar.co.uk/news/39Bride-in-black39-attacked-on.5788766.jp

Sorry for the crap link, but it was sent to me.

What a scummy bunch of cunts to do this, absolutely fucking disgraceful. I'd say I'd like the police to catch them, but I somehow doubt it.

Anyone from Sheffield fancy a hunt?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:07, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can you OD on pepper?
I chucked rather a large amount into my soup....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:25, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Advices, please...
Have a look at this thread...
www.b3ta.com/questions/rubbishtowns/post557958

I'll grant that it's not hard to figure out where I live - I've not hidden my identity, and I'm in the phonebook - does it strike anyone else as a bit... um... odd?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:05, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Never mind QOTW stats in our profiles!
My wife just told me she wants to dress up as The Silk Spectre for new years eve!

The news is so full of win that I may not be able to stand up for a few minutes.

*edit* What shall I dress up as? Last year I was in a suit as Keza was dressed up like this www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/15545_185496786659_641616659_3862598_8072111_n.jpg
( Peej, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:55, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gone all quiet here, hasn't it?
Have you all buggered off, or are you sending each other sweet nothings by gaz?

Now that I mention it, what's the best gaz you ever received?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:53, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gender warnings
What warnings should be printed on the instructions for men and women?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:15, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I LIKE TO CUT OUT PICTURES OF LADIES FROM NEWSPAPERS
SHOOT ALL OVER THEM, LET THEM DRY AND THEN STICK THEM UP ON MY WALLS. IS THAT WIERD?
This message appeared on some music channel* I accidentally** flicked over*** last night.

What have you seen or done recently that was so innappropriate it made you guffaw like a Baboon?

*Babestation
**deliberately went to
***for a wank, but that message made me laugh too much, it totally spoiled the mood
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:08, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

RRARGH!!
This morning I fixed a leaky roof and now I feel very manly as I have all the handyman skills of a satsuma. I'm so awash with testosterone that I hurled abuse at a little old lady with poor lane discipline on my way to work.

How have you reaffirmed your gender lately?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:08, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I am not a happy bunny.
I'm going to the Manchester bash on Friday but I think I'm getting a cold. Does anyone know if that First defence spray works?
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:42, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've re-discovered something... WONDERFUL.
Many years ago when I was young and happily married and living apart from my family, I would travel home from Virginia to New York every two weeks to be with my wife and (new) family for a weekend.

It was a long drive, done during the depths of the night after work. During that time I relied on the radio to carry me through the night. And one of the things that I would sometimes pick up during the drive was old radio dramas, featuring Vincent Price or other notables.

Driving a lonely dark road in the wee hours, these dramas struck a deep chord with me. I was transported by these dramas, and fell in love with the art form of purely audio recordings. I feel that this was a fantastic art form, in need of being preserved, if not added to.

Therefore I recommend: Piratetv Theater.

If you listen to the file, once it finishes downloading you can save it as a .mp3 file so you can re-listen to it later.

Fantastic stuff...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 3:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Al, share with me, what are you more annoyed about right now ONLINE on the internet?
The fact that my pants are better than yours or
The fact that I'm eating M&S Chorizo sausages right now?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:13, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fucksocks to the power of 10
One of our dogs died this evening

feel like shit
(CheatingRabbit, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:46, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:04, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You complete bunch of cunts.
You pus encrusted termites, you spazbag full of shit nuggets. You abhorrent heap of fly attracting tramp vomit. You rancid pit of anal discharge, stinking huge plumes of green stench matter in to a world only spoilt by your miserable lives. You look like the fucking cow that died to make your shoes, after it has been skinned and dipped in shit. You crap splattered wank sock. You gormless crop of hatless fucks, sitting there in a pool of your own effluent smelling like the turd bins behind Battersea Dog's Home during a particularly long strike by the men that empty them. You mind numbingly grossly disfigured trolls. You lump of congealed cock snot. You fat, sad, pie munching billy no mates sat there stinking of piss and crisps, wanking over the guests on the Jeremy Kyle show. You are slightly less attractive than the contents of a vets bandage bin. You festering jar of menstrual goo or the slippery bits on a fish gutter's apron. I hope you all die of the most disgusting disease leaving you all dying slowly as your body slowly rots from your crippled bones.

_{Right. That's the letter to the Inland Revenue sorted. What are your favourite insults?}
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:09, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

what's changed?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:39, 111 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

About a fortnight ago
I decided to start introducing more fruit into my diet - a girl can’t live on sweets and steak alone (believe me, I’ve been doing it for too long and its made me peculiar). The fruit craze lasted for about a day when I realised I only like eating apples so I’m now on a smoothie mission to get somewhere near my five a day. I’m drinking those Innocent smoothies and although they’re chunky and weird I am feeling a bit better for drinking them.

Have you tried anything new recently in an attempt to make you feel better?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:16, 58 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

SHIT
I broke my toe at the football last night. I had been on such a high, scoring a hat-trick the week before. I've not touched a drop of booze in about a month, I've been playing on Mondays, running on Thursdays, Gym on Saturday and eating fucking healthily.

After all this prepa-fucking-ration I've only gone and kicked some knuckle-dragging centre-back on the sole of the foot, right where his studs are, right with my big toe, which crumpled like the piece of shit it is. Not only that but it was only 5 minutes in to a 15 minute half. Fuck!

So what fairly insignificant thing has ruined your existence lately?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:13, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Media Centre Help
Hopefully one of you technically minded guys can help, I've juast bought a new media centre, I've linked it up to two TV's DVI-D to HDMI and to one of the TV's VGA to VGA......but no picture when I turn the PC on.

Any Ideas?
(McJuurgensHaircut is authorised and regulated by your mum., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:11, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bert
For some reason, I feel this strange affection for you and want to give you a cuddle when people are mean to you. I also get this with old people, social retards and oafs.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:28, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oooo looky
the thread pages have been shortened from the massive group of links into a single line!

bless.
That's just totally made me day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:47, 91 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Spice Girls may be reforming for the Olympics.
God. I bet Baby Spice looks a real Pram Face now.
Who was your favourite Girl, and why?
Alternatively, did you loathe them?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:15, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Am I wrong to be pissed off about this?
The place I work Organised a Christmas do for the team and said it would be £35 a head. Now I couldn't afford to pay £70 for my wife and I to go plus babysitter and taxis so I declined as did several others. Today the boss said Oh as only about half the team are going to it that work will stump up and pay for it. So the people who really can't afford it get told tough luck whilst the people that could afford it get it for free.
( Peej, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:31, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello pop pickers (shows age)
I have a shit load of work to do today and I look like a mong because I cut my hair but I'm in a good mood.


What's brightening your world today?



Edit - Vipros beat me to it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:09, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Another slow day today I fear
I made a fundamentally bad decision when I left the house this morning. It looked dry(ish) and not too cloudy, so I put on a body warmer and kind of knitted hoody thing.

Then is pissed with rain. I'm not as damp as I could be...

Tell me your woes. or something more interesting and less depressing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:09, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

GET-IN-THERE !
My non-b3tan housemate is moving out in the first week of January, YES, get in there, I've wanted him out for over a year, but I finally had the self condance and yadda-yadda-yadda to ask him.

So, if anyone needs a room in london, some say the "beverly hills" of north london, send us a gaz.

YIPPY !

obligatory Question: Are you happy with your living arrangements?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:09, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)