I feel a bit broken today
What is the point of treating yourself to an extra 40 minutes in bed if you still feel absolutely knackered when you get up?

What pointless uses of your time have you been disappointed by the outcome of lately?

Alt Q - what exactly is baldmonkey on about?

Alt Alt Q - if you were Prime Minister, how would you make use of Britain's wastes of space? Things like Derby, Michael McIntyre, Radio 1
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:18, 207 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you had the super power of your choice woud you use it for good and evil?
Alt Q: Is it only gay if you push back?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:14, 287 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening
Having a nice Wednesday?

Where is everyone?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:01, 208 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yay time of the day to post crap

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 17:12, 25 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

pride comes before a fall
remember this time last week i was asking which job i should go for?
wel, the redundancy fairy bit my arse this morning.
one week pay, no notice, door. ass.
what's made you wanna burn this motherfucker down today?
alt q: you laughed, didn't you? it's ok. i deserve it.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 16:36, 39 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lunchtime has come and gone
So tell me in the interests of peace and harmony what really annoying thing have you ignored recently to keep the peace?


Alt Q: which Tv show do you like, that is a bit obscure (not a really well known one)?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 15:40, 199 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm really quite happy today but I'm fucked if I know why.
What could it be?

Alt q: what it floating your boat at the moment?
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:21, 233 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Right
Now we have established that every female on here seems to want to adhere to the ridiculous standards imposed by modern society regarding physical appearance

What's for lunch?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:01, 155 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Since that thread is getting unwieldy
and related to 'Swipe being mad
What famous person would you like to look like?
Who do you look like?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:23, 218 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Forthcoming film thread
In an attempt to lift Ms Foxtrot out of the permenent funk of hopelessness associated with knowing me biblically, I took her to see Eat Pray Love the other night (synopsis; horrible cow breaks husband's heart, bores friends to tears by complaining about how unfulfilled she is, rewards self for this behaviour by taking a year off to travel the world, fin). She enjoyed it - I was much more excited by the trailer for Tron Legacy and one of those big cardboard stands that only appear in cinemas advertising

JACKASS 3D

What future cinematic releases have got you priapic with excitement?

Alt Q - what bands are exciting anyone of late? Since discovering that We7 isn't prohibited by work's firewall have just been listening to CombiChrist a lot. Any tips?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:02, 269 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning /OT
My beloved boss has decided that, as I work here late by myself, I should text him when I leave the office, so he knows I’m not dead on company property. It’s health and safety gone mad, but he probably wants the opportunity to have my leaking corpse removed before it stains the new carpets.

What dull and uninteresting rules do you have to follow at work / place of study, that just make your life that bit more of a burden?

Alt Q: I have a cold and a headache. Which remedy do you follow, that you know doesn’t work?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:19, 218 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

As it was suggested I make this a new thread:
So anyways I haven't been here for a while.
What have I missed over the last 6 months?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:11, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm wondering just how often drink driving goes on.
Through a marvellous display of my own muppetry, I just had to drive back into work, a round trip of some 60 miles. On just one half of this trip I saw six separate displays of erratic driving,one of which caused me to take evasive action, and two accidents. I am suspicious that i'm witnessing business types heading home from after-work drinkies. This wasn't some unpatrolled back road, either. It was the M25.

Seen any good/weird/scary driving recently?

Since alt questions are en vogue at the moment. Got any good telly recommendations? I'm thinking of buying a new one.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:44, 204 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So the afternoon play on Radio 4 today was about
a blind man, a dwarf and a man with Down's syndrome climbing up the Blackpool Tower.

What would your sequel be?

*edit*
As in, who else could go where?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:16, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening
How has your evening started and what have you got in store for the rest of it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 19:43, 147 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I put it to you that social networking has complicated relationships
I only just realised that whatever I update my status with on arsebook is now going to appear like it is to do with break-up and/or seem incredibly insensitive.

What would be the most inappropriate thing to have as a status for various tricky situations?

alt q: will gravy be nice on fishfingers?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:32, 63 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

B3ta Mirrors
Hello b3tans

I've changed jobs and am now encountering severely restricted b3ta access - any of you geniuses out there know of a good mirror so I can waste my time more constructively.

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(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:52, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So I was in Boots just and I noticed that you can buy
JLS jonnies.
Seriously.

Then I saw JLS dolls in the toy shop.

What is going on with the world?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:00, 268 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well? What do you have to say for yourself?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:54, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've just bought a cheap little netbook to take on my travels.
I'm going to be a 2 laptop household. Gonz will be so proud of me.

When was the last time you bought something you didn't really need but wanted?
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:44, 236 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's the worst thing you've put in your mouth?
Vampito, Chompy is an acceptable answer.

Alt Q: Paying for online news, stupid or the way forward?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:14, 175 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just hugged *the* Pudsey bear
Aren't I cool?
( Captain V, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:56, 120 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

good office pranks needed
It's my last day at work on Thursday. What insane pranks can I play seeing as I can't be arsed to do too much work?

ALT Q:Can I have the winning numbers for the Saturday's lottery please?

EDIT : Sorry Monty...didn't see you there...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:17, 63 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That thread was SO FUCKING DULL
I actually found myself wondering about people's lunch plans.

COULD SOMEONE KILL ME NOW, PLEASE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:17, 76 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hello liars, pricks and autisms.
cr3 made a list of the 500 most used words on QOTW for you. Enjoy.
b3ta.com/cr3/autisms.txt
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:24, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)