Early Evening Thread
What are you doing this evening?

Alt: What would you rather be doing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:23, 178 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Earworm!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKMlxP-Z3Eg
What's going around your head??

Alt: What would you like to do right now that isn't normally done this time of year?

I'd like to go tanning and go swimming and club hopping at the beach. Too cold. Sad times.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:13, 180 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good Afternoon.
/ot has been recommended to me by one amongst you, and therefore I say hi. Hi.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:17, 125 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ok! boredom dictates that I start a new thread.
I've had an eventful couple of days on here and as much fun as it's been I sometimes think I should be doing something more constuctive.

If there was no internet, what would you be doing right now?
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:25, 39 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The Dutch have said that they want to ban tourists from buying weed in coffee shops
As part of a general crack-down on drug use.

What would you stop tourists from doing in your new world order?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:25, 85 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm going to see Monster Magnet in Cardiff tonight
spending some time in Cardiff tomorrow then heading to London for the weekend to see my bro and my niece.

What are you having for lunch?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:14, 195 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good Morning Fiction Fans!
How's QOTW lately?
I haven't looked in months, but I can only assume it's the same high grade bullshit and pandering at big birds?

Using a shittometer, how shit is QOTW?

1 being moderately shitty, as in the lies are getting stale.
Or on the other hand a whopping TEN could be scored, if one of you is James Bond of the Internet, much similar to the regular James Bond but he plays World of Warcraft and sweats as he walks. No birds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:52, 31 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think Blousie has lost the plot
Wanting us to play a game with no rules or instructions.

What is your favourite game?

Alt: What did you have for dinner?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 23:04, 66 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Starts new thread of awesomeness.
*waves*

Whose the leader of the band, the one for you and me?
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 22:43, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Woo Yay Hoopla!
Not only did I sell my stained glass table, but the buyers have asked me to make them another one to go with it! I'm properly chuffed, I am!

(I even did a little victory dance in the grocery store after I got off the phone.)

What unexpected victories have you lot had recently?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:51, 77 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anybody else doing Movember (apart from you, 'Swipe)
I am two weeks in with my first ever 'tache. I have an interview next week and I'm a wee bit worried about how the presence of the 'tache will affect my chances in the interview.

Don't get me wrong, I'm still a strikingly handsome and suave man, but a moustache might give the wrong impression.

Any advice?

Alt Q- Dead Kennedys or Black Flag?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:11, 47 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening folks!!
How are we all today?? I'm having a fab time here in Engerland. Today I went to the seaside and just about froze my tits off. I also dropped my bag in the mud when I slipped which was clever of me. But I've had a grand day. :)

If you haven't had a good day, why not??
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:48, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

TWO PUGS IN RECEPTION HERE!
Where's Gonz????
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:10, 79 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That last thread has gone a bit sour.
What would you go for.

Tea and Biscuits or Coffee and Cake?

Alt: When did you last help a random stranger?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:14, 148 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry, me again.
I am most pleased.

I’ve just ordered my daughter’s Christmas present: a hand-made wooden castle with furniture and figurines. It’s reasonably girly so my ex can’t accuse me of trying to make my child into a tomboy but
a) it’s not plastic or vulgar and
b) it’s a fucking CASTLE, replete with turrets, drawbridge etc.

I’ve been fretting about what to buy her and this looks perfect. It’s also huge.

My question is: assuming she loves it, should I let her keep it at home where she’ll be able to play with it all the time or (selfishly?) keep it at mine so I get to enjoy her playtime with it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:16, 94 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck lunch (sorry Gonzarelli)
Moaty’s dad is Leslie Nielsen! Who knew?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11774268
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:11, 30 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Generic Lunch Thread
A bento box with smoked salmon, prawn, rice, tempora prawn, meat balls, chicken balls, beans.... swimming in teryakki sauce

OH BOY ! I <3 FARRINGDON

Oh', and I won a bet so I scored myself a Gingerbread Latte, managed to get all the shares and likes of a website on facebook.... inside an hour
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:37, 101 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Coming to work yesterday a car smacked in to the back of me at about 30 mph
I was stationary at a junction, they said the sun was in their eyes and they saw neither me or the junction but called their insurance company and admitted fault. I was only a passenger so no car for my to worry about but I am hurting lots.

Will I receive 100% of the compensation?

But in all seriousness this fucking hurts!

Have you been in a car accident? Was it your fault? Did you/they start a frivolous personal injury claim?
( Peej, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:37, 54 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So a Royal Wedding has just been announced
and I'm already sick to the tits of the whole thing.

What are you sick of this morning?

Alt Qs:

1. Gents - Kate Middleton - you would, wouldn't you?
2. Ladies - Prince William - you really wouldn't, would you?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:29, 203 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Gud moaning!
What's the silliest thing you've ever done?

Alt Q: what is for breakfast?
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:11, 85 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Arrrrr - people
About a year ago I foolishly let a friend's daughter keep her car in my drive 'cos her tax had run out and she didn't have anywhere to keep it off road. It was only for a few a few weeks until she sorted herself out and got it taxed.
That was in March.
It's now November.
The agent for the house I'm currently renting has told me that the landlord has remarked to her that he doesn't want his houses being used as a scrap metal merchants.
I mentioned this to her/her father and they simply keep saying, "yeah, we'll move it at the weekend". That was 2 months ago.
I've just seen a comment on her facebook page that says "Fuk off, go to moanaboutthecaronthedrive.com".

So my question is:

Do I simply phone the scrappy and have them come and get it,
Wait for this magical weekend when they come and collect it.
or
Push it out in the street (they have the key so can't drive it) and set fire to it?
(dchurch bah, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 8:20, 25 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This week is not going very well
Yesterday I had a confrontation with one stupid person too full of himself and his little power to realise he was being abusive. Stupid ticket inspectors! Grrrr!

Today I haven't got a metro or anything else to read at the train, so I'm bored.

Prob it's too early for you to answer, but if you are there, can you cheer me up or at least entertain me?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 7:10, 54 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you could be brilliant at one thing
What would you like to be brilliant at and why? It can't be for financial gain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:06, 118 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I love Michelle Rodriguez and machete is awesome.
Lets have a movie thread. Favourite Christmas flicks?
Alt q: is Amy winehouse the devil?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:43, 80 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread for cool people who don't post crappy puns.
Hey girls, hey boys.....here we go.

You are supposed to be able to buy anything you want on the internet. Can I find the bag I'm looking for? Fuck no!

Fashion sadface!

I can only think of one question and you lot won't be able to answer it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:17, 132 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What shall I have for my supper?
I'm not utterly ravenous and could therefore cook something that took a while to be ready. I have a hob, a double ring griddle and grill, but no working oven and not a lot of money.

I'm a Libra and my hobbies are record collecting, playing guitar and history. Call me!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:28, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)