alright?
Gary Glitter's been arrested. Which noncy celeb is next? My money's on Cheggers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:10, 37 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Food question
I got an email offer, for £20 I can get either:

Your tasting menu includes bread and alioli, a selection of iberian cured meats, paprika crispy fried squid, broken egg, serrano ham and potatoes, seasonal vegetables, six hours roasted pork belly, red wine pear and parsnip puree, fried new potatoes in mojo picon sauce, serrano ham croquettes and rice pudding clasico.

or

Your tasting menu includes a selection of salad, cured meat & seafood, deep-fried medallions of monkfish, deep fried fresh squid, prawns in olive oil, pimentos & wild mushrooms, piquillo peppers stuffed with fresh hake mousse, Spanish omelette with potatoes & onions, chicken wings in spicy sauce, fried medallions of steak in garlic, red peppers, white wine & parsley, grilled lamb cutlets and bread with a garlic mayonnaise dip.

I'm leaning towards the former because seafood is rank. Which would you go for - or wouldn't you spend £20 on either?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 21:15, 18 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Holy shit New Zealand customs just intercepted 20 slices of salami!!
"this came from France and they eat horses there so this could be anything"

Tell me about petty beurocracy you've encountered.

Morning all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 8:49, 35 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So my office is closing down in the next three weeks
I have had a call from a former associate, asking me to open a new office on their behalf.
I would have complete control of where, what and goes off in my own office should I work from home or get a funky city centre based office?
What Props. Should any decent office warrant?
Alt The walking dead is on at 10PM so make it brief
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:17, 58 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm being justifiably mean to my brother on facebook.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:02, 25 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

guess who just got his pen into his tea mug using the thimble mortar?

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:30, 13 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Weekend plans?
Alt: Why am I better than my brother?

AltAlt: fuck off.
(Legless is a prick., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:12, 134 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

NEWSLINK!
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9630509/North-Korean-army-minister-executed-with-mortar-round.html

How would you want to execute someone?

alt: I prefer peaty whiskey's compared to the light fruity ones, how about you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 12:27, 259 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah eff that yo.
Captain Placid is going to a party - Plumdozer is going to be ruining a different one with a four-hour 'sadcore' set - but what're YOU doing tonight OR INDEED THE REST OF THE WEEKEND?

I'm off to see some manky old hippies tonight and am gonna get shitfaced tomorrow as no kid this weekend. Might go out for grilled Brazilian meat on Sunday as have a Groupon voucher entitling two people to eat all the meat they possibly can for £14. Nommy nom nom.

Alt: I bruised my cheek on a doorframe yesterday. In the words of Hans Zarkoff in 'Flash Gordon' 'ARE YOU INJURED?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:42, 197 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Morning all!
It's Friday at last. I'll be going to a friend's birthday party later this evening, it's being held at their house. It promises to be a civilised event with excellent food, some good music and loads of my mates going. I'm looking forward to it.
When was the last time you held a house party and what wacky/immoral/illegal shenanigans transpired?
Alt: American elections. Vitally important or a bit meh?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 8:18, 96 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good evening !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:04, 156 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

News thread
m.guardian.co.uk/ms/p/gnm/op/sgVbbNTLbart_ev4Q2pP53Q/view.m?id=15&gid=commentisfree/2012/oct/25/real-republican-party-rape-platform&cat=commentisfree

Written by a feminist maybe, but is the US really that backward?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:52, 214 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I once got told I look like Daniel Day Lewis.
What pop star or actor do you most resemble?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:45, 115 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

when was the last time you were utterly miserable?
what insult made you cry like a fucking little girl?
have you ever cut yourself to show that your scars aren't just on the inside?

why the fuck are you all such miserable shits?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:45, 13 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm well thick.
All these literary allusions I drop are just a sham.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:36, 141 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good morning.
I woke up with 'Teenage Depression' by Eddie and the Hot Rods on the brain and cannot shift it. Can anyone help me?

Alt: I feel quite chipper today. Looking forward to payday tomorrow and my little trip to Hitchin after work. Ever been to Hitchin?

Altalt: Ever been hitchin'? My pal Yeti tried to hitch back to London from Harwich on his way back from Amsterdam. It took him something like 5 hours to realise he was stood in the wrong place. LOL.

Altaltalt: I quite fancy a go on that new 'James Bond' film. Do you? I haven't been to the cinema (apart from with my kid) for fucking yonks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:33, 122 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm bored.
Anyone around?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:10, 89 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

B3th is on the blob,
so we all better be on our best behaviour.
I'm stuck in the pub again tonight, even though it is suposed to be my night off. What are you up to?

Alt: Bottoms.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:22, 28 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

For fucks sake
www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Bristol-Zombie-Walk-2012/story-17167999-detail/story.html

What pointless shit goes on in your area?

Alt: Favourite crisps.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:28, 375 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

EMERGENCY BBC LINK
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20053244

So do you think prisoners should get the vote? I do, so if you don't you're wrong. Opinions?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:35, 221 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Righty-ho
If you could change one event in your life, which would it be, how would you change it and why?

Alt: If you could change one event in history, which would it be, how would you change it and why?

Altalt: If you could change one SEMEN PATEL in SEMEN PATEL which etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:53, 165 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm bored to tears with Savile news.
So what are your plans for today? how are you going to face the world head on and proactivley manage your journey through this Wednesday.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:29, 234 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

so the Savile necro allegations are out there
Can it get any worse? Is Gambaccini whiter than white? Which celebs are in the firing line from the Savile scandal? Will I ever receive treatment for my egomania? Fuck knows, but any port in a storm old chap.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 8:30, 163 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Evening thread?
Hi saddos and non-LARPers what are you up to these evening?

I'm gonna do a little light housework and go to bed, rock and of roll!

I might even wrap a few birthday presents if the excitement gets too much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 19:22, 170 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good one you fucking knobs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 17:06, 94 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Newslink thread
A talking whale, no less.
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/23/whale_speaks_english/

What talking animals have you seen/owned, have they ever said anything useful or amusing?

alt: any other OT awards you can think of?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 15:23, 93 replies, latest was 13 years ago)