Some cunt just had Five yes FIVE sugars in their coffee
What do you do to excess?*

Alt: Hipster food? What would you add to this list?
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/jan/03/hipster-food-glossary-french-dip-burnt-ends
They Deffo. Need to add pulled pork.

Alt:Alt: Name your best feature and explain why?

*You don’t need to answer this Stunned, we know already
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:56, 112 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have a new hat.

(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:55, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Plans for the Year
Holidays, property developments, winning the lottery.

What does 2013 hold for you?

I'm off to florence and Rome in July. Already counting the days.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:14, 203 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's Star Trek Deep Space 9's 20th birthday today.
What was your favourite episode?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:12, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Microfiche
Hi, terribly boring question.

I'm doing some artwork for a project, and i'd like to include an image of someone using a microfiche machine — you know those slide projector machines in libraries?

Do you know of any movies in which the protagonist uses a microfiche?
( applehead herp derp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:29, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is area where we be discussing matter of great importance.
There is much tradegies in world and it is warrant that we reflecting on that.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:28, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

F f f f f f ucking Friday!
Woop!

It is the first Friday of 2013. How are YOU going to celebrate this fact? By the medium of dance? Beer? MDs? Posh wank?

What are you lot up to this weekend? Are you skint and therefore huddled round a candle slowly warming a tin of Tesco Value beans?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:30, 188 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So was it the a "mild-mannered" police station janitor?
or was it Rosemary (HElo HEllo) the Telephone operator?
Who was Hong Kong Phooey Kung Fu crime fighter?
Spot the Cat may know the answer?

Alt: Batfink sucks balls

Alt:Alt: JEFF DOGFUCKER IS A BULLY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:25, 68 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So...
I've been communicating with Stunned about drinks in Bristol in the first half of this year.

Anyone fancy joining us?

More details in the not too distant.

Alt: What was the highlight of the last thread?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:14, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Aight my nillas, let's have a music thread.
I mean nu-skool breaks: Meat Katie, Evil Nine, Elite Force, PMT, PFN, stuff like that.

I quite like some dubstep and future bass stuff.
Oneman dropped a proper mix for fabric, as did Martyn.

Skrillex is dogshit though.

It's just Shadow, but yeah, Quannum Spectrum was some next level shit fo sho.
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:32, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This escaped mental patient was found in a bar I used to work in
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9777297/Black-Dog-Strangler-found-after-escape-from-secure-hospital.html

Im amused. Have been sent photo evidence and videos of the riot vans outside. Ha!

Black Dog Strangler is a shit name mind.

What would your crazy killer name be?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:35, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, much as I love a good political debate
it's no fun without Al's childlike student politics so fuck it.

Let's talk SHIT.

How often do you eat in restaurants? Which kind do you favour? Perhaps your local area is sorely lacking in a cuisine you love (ie you don't have the good fortune to live in London)? What do you consider to be a fair price for the average dinner out? Do you always tip? If so, roughly what percentage? Are you fucking looking at me? How often would you say you masturbated? Is there a God? Why won't you just die?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:41, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Newslink thread-bad news for London's lolfatties
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-20897681

The comments section has already gone multiple Godwin.

alt: lunch

altalt: pub lunch?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:28, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

For fear of a stepping
I would totally "do" all of your Mums.

New Year resolutions have been conspicuous by there absence. Go!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:05, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

New QOTW vote

Fat wives
Got a chubster? Does she cost you a fortune in pies, pasta and doughnuts? Tell all.


Dating sites in Australia
Got any action from setting up a profile? Did you get to see your wife spit roasted while you sat in the corner clutching your small limp penis?


Toys in intimate places
Ever shoved a piece of Lego up a skanky girl’s vagina? We want to know.


Ignore 2.0
What’s the fucking point? Note; responses to this question will be ignored.


New QOTW vote









Vote closes later today

Probably when this post gets deleted by a real mod and I get put on the naughty step.


(Legless is a prick., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:18, 203 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

QPR are beating Chelsea.
Didn't see that coming.

Plans for the coming year?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:27, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I heard a supremely shit band on the radio this morning and it's put me in a foul mood all day.
What's put you in a foul mood lately?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 19:06, 27 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i think it's probably dead, but i'll try a bit of CPR anyway
tell us something petty about yourself that you know is a bit Wrong, but that you just can't help getting annoyed by, or similar?

alt: do you have a guiding principle? or any principles? what is it/are they?

altalt: what is the world's most pointless pet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:26, 228 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What fictional character are you most like?
alt: which one do you wish you were like?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:26, 183 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shall we have a new thread?
Why not?
So what is in store for offtopic in 2013?
Slow painful death? Massive flounces and bertdowns? More of the same?

Alt: Just to milk the very last out of the Christmas season - best or worst gifts you received?

Altalt: Can I have my proper name back now please, mods?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:04, 197 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Gays.
Does this house believe that because some mod prick can ride a bike really fast that they should be knighted?

Nominate someone who deserves it more. We do this every year and every year I say Jamie Oliver, for services to the nation (despite his being a colossal wanker).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 8:32, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Happy hangover day.
I trust you enjoyed yourself last night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 10:54, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Best wishes to you all for 2013*

* well, almost all of you, there's a couple** of you who can develop tumours for all I care.


** may be more than a couple, but less than 5. Probably.


( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 20:04, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Best thing about 2012?
Alt:Best song?

Alt:alt: Best advert?

Alt:alt:alt: Best Post on b3ta this year (link the Fucker)?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 14:41, 47 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well this is just fucking brilliant isn't it?

CLUE: no, it fucking isn't.

What're you doing tonight?

CLUE: no, you are not doing my mum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:35, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Anyone in today?
Got to work this morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:52, 58 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright?
Alt: Not alright?

Alt:Alt: who gives a shit?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 20:09, 53 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

just so you know, I'm sat by fire in a chalet in the alps with a gin and tonic
i hope no one has that Sunday night feeling about going to work tomorrow :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:54, 11 replies, latest was 13 years ago)