Cider.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:33, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sunday innit
Post shit here, now, ok?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 7:50, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Too hungover to go out
I am spending tonight eating my own bodyweight in pasta and feeling sorry for myself Instead. What are you cunts up to?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:07, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fucked if I'm posting in a thread I can't cunting well see
so yeah, we're all going to have gas rationing soon, looking forward to that, I remember the power cuts in the 1970s, winter of discontent, those were ace, might buy a paraffin heater, not sure if that'll kill the parrot, worth a try though, make all your own amusements and that, never had it so good, what's your middle name, mine used to be Stewart, always fucking hated it, changed it by deed poll, now it's just "S", I am wai kewl
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 15:43, 27 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Limited edition signed and numbered Monty Saturday Thread.
Sup niggaz? Just off to pick up my nipper. Going to make burgers and watch Noggin the Nog. It's snowing like a bitch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 9:39, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

BBC Scotland reporter Chick Young on BBC Sportsound:
"A supporter breached the first line of security at the final whistle and started waving his ticket at Gordon Strachan saying he had paid £30 and had to watch that. He was a big lad and took around four or five stewards to take him down."

I hadn't realised B3th had gone to the game.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 22:35, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm hungry
Waiting for the Doris to return from her work trip and watching the football.

What are you doing?

Alt; Something about something else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:05, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That one's dead. Your all gay.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 18:17, 30 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've stopped now.
I won't post anymore.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:01, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That thread is shit.
So anyway seeing as I'm going to write a new series of StarTrek to fulfill the needs of Geeks everywhere...

What TV show would you like to see remade/rebooted/a spin off created?

Alt: Weekend plans.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:41, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FILTH
Pandering texts, gazzes, pics

Tell the group tales of your unexpected pron
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:17, 77 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Image thread
It's Friday afternoon, we are all probably bored at work, so upload some imagss. Anything, as long as it's SFW.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:14, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NO. No, no, no.
That was ALL WRONG, stop it. NO WATCH CHAT for pity's sake.

EDIT: Words you hate. I cannot abide 'webinar' and also 'winceyette' makes me feel sick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:47, 195 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I really can't wait 'till Apple's version of this comes out, hopefully this year at somepoint.
uk.ign.com/articles/2013/03/22/pebble-smartwatch-review
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:13, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'nuf ov zat.
- Pitch me your film/book/telly-show idea.

- Recomend some music that you like and don't think the rest of the class know about? Here's one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaLeeYoxoXI

- I've had a cough/cold now for over a week, OH WOE IS ME. Tell me about your woes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:35, 216 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Desert Island shite.
Apart from discs or ways of communicating with the rest of the world, what three items would you have to have with you if you were stranded on a desert island?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:24, 244 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

b3ta conventions
I was pissing about on /talk a minute ago and clicked the wrong button. It asked me if I wanted to 'friend' The Doveston. Whilst in many ways that would be a lovely thing, after all I believe him to be a capital fellow, I believe it would also be really fucking gay. But do you lot spend all day 'following' your 'friend activity', and being 'fans' of people etc - or like me have you not bothered with that shit for years?

Alt: speaking of b3ta conventions, WEEKEND PLANS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:22, 184 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Happy Snowday all
So another lovely day in the British Isle’s.

It’s seems one of the posters wanted to be a Gorilla gram when they were 21.
So what part time job did you have to support yourself during your younger years?

Alt: According to Nakers list of World Days the 22nd of March has nothing appointed to it if you could name a World Day what would it be and why?

Alt:alt:The Wife bought a Kenwood Compact Kitchen Machine last night www.next.co.uk/x516344s3 as gadgets go it’s really good, when was you last impressed with a gadget?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:02, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

when my nan was my age they invented the transistor
what did they invent when your nan was your age
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:55, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Cheers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:27, 90 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fuck me, that was an insufferably dull thread
What's the biggest thing you've ever set fire to? Ever been bitten by a wild animal? Wasn't Hitler great? What's your favourite film that has nothing to do with Star Wars?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:14, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lets talk about houses and mortgages.
Why don't we just let the whole housing system colapse?

There is no reason not to I'm sure you'll agree so we'll have to talk about Easter 4 day weekend plans instead.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:38, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Work Fails
In honour of Chompy's mate browsing porn and Monty selling all his companies stock for 99p on Amazon, tell the group stupid things you've done at work

Alt:
YM

EDIT:
Or stupid things you've done NOT AT WORK OK APE?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:55, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tee Hee Eee
twitter.com/bbcweather

Ever had a mental breakdown? what was it like? How did you get over it?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:47, 218 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Holy Shit Girls Aloud have split up :(
who was your favourite? I liked the ginger.

Best Girls aloud Track?

Alt: Best girl band ever?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:34, 205 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:07, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, what do you think should be taboo subjects to comment on online?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:58, 232 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have it on good authority that you are 'a right wally'.
I've started this thread to give you the opportunity either to apologise for this, or to defend yourself against what is admittedly a very serious accusation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:31, 245 replies, latest was 12 years ago)