what's the worst job you ever had?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:02, 164 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bored...
I'm listening to dara O'Briain and pretending to work. what comedians do you like?

alt: what are you wearing?

altalt: oily massage?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:43, 152 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Weekend plans?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:41, 119 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bored of all the music chat. I have taken the afternoon off to drink and sleep. What are you doing?
Alt: how many taps do you have in your house?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:40, 211 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So The Rolling Stones are headlining Glastonbury
Would that be a gig worth seeing? Or would it only be enlivened by one (or all) of them suffering an epic heart attack on stage? Any bands you want to see before you (or they) die? Ever been to a festival and been bitterly disappointed by a band you'd thought might be decent? I was shocked and appalled by the White Stripes at Glasto in 2005, I couldn't have been more bored if they'd just read out a phone book. Went and saw Punjabi Hit Squad playing to about a hundred people instead. They were fucking ace.

Alt: How is it possible for a film starring both Bruce Willis and The Rock to be shit? Well allow me to tell you! Don't, it's dull.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:07, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Music thread!
What song really cheers you up and puts a smile on your face?

alt: A friend of mine got a ticket to a secret gig at Fabric last week, and it turned out to be Nas. When did you get something awesome for free?

altalt: shove a prick up your cockend and shit out battered
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:08, 202 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you think you could do this?
www.guardian.co.uk/money/blog/2013/mar/28/goodbye-supermarkets-lived-year-without-multinationals

Alt: chose from car tyres, salted peanuts, Andrew Marr, sheds, being beaten up by your current or ex partner.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:28, 133 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

GOOOOOOD Morning Bta
So the parallel parking record has been broken
metro.co.uk/2013/03/27/brothers-from-gloucester-break-parallel-parking-record-3561953/
Have you got it in you to break a record? If so what record would you attempt to break?

Alt: so it’s a Thursday-Friday today what are you doing over your 4 day break?

Alt;alt: I’m sucking on a Cola Cube (my son left a packet of sweets in the car) what is the best thing to suck on?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:46, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What am I going to do?
I have been off work for a fortnight with throat aids.

And it's almost the end of term where I will have another two weeks off holiday.

I need practical, real ideas to keep me busy.

I have had one immense idea which is to hard boil some real eggs, find a way to mold melted chocolate around the deshelled eggs and then wrap them in creme egg wrappers and give them to work colleagues upon my return.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:03, 42 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what authors do you think would show intellectual superiority of the person reading them?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:51, 43 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm having a lovely glass of Malbec.
What are you consuming this evening?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:40, 89 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yeh haha
yeh
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:16, 89 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Come on you lot
There's been a decent amount of posts today. Dont stop at the vinegare strokes of worktime!

Nicknames - good or bad ones you or friends have had
Working from home - what have you got away with doing?
Sex Lies - worst things you've said to get some hole
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:29, 153 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well,
this sounds like a delightfully lighthearted drinks reception that I have just been invited to...

"The screening will be followed by a panel discussion which will consider sexual assault in the UK military as well as a drinks reception at the end of the evening".

Or maybe it means the panel will consider their evening plans, which at the moment include sexual assault in the military and then drinkies.

How is everyone anyway? Miss me? Thought so.

No. You shut up.

Question? I said 'Miss me?' damnit. What more do you want?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:02, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah whatever.
How many sexual partners have you had?

Alt: If I stomp Lighty will that make him sad?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:34, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Describe a b3tan's last shit in movie titles
Kroney: Ice Cold in Alex
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:28, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bored of that now.
So it turns out that Gansta rap was an insider conspiracy all along: wheeoo.com/index.php?do=/blog/95/quot-the-secret-meeting-that-changed-rap-music-and-destroyed-a-generation-q/ - Slightly NSFW as there is a picture of an exposed breast towards the end of the article
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Alt: Wasn't it exciting when that new guy posted? Foreign and all.
I hope he comes back.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:39, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:55, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Predictably my facebook feed is now full of "Blame the owner not the dog!" posts
I am of the opinion that you'd have to be pretty naive not to realise that some breeds really should not be kept as pets.

What do you think?

Alt. Anyone fancy a piss up in Bristol on the 19th April

Alt Alt Seen any good films lately?
( Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:13, 195 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ok, by popular demand
"let's be friends." can you ever truly be friends with an ex? tell us your stories of bitterness right here.

alt: what makes you cringe?

altalt: food market day today. i have to choose between the spanish paella stall, the falafel and houmous stall, the thai stall, the arancini ball stall.... ack. and for those foodwrongs who like meat, there is a pulled roast meat thing, a chorizo sandwich thing, all sorts of carcass. what to eat?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:17, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ignore this thread.
And all the others.

Pop on over to /talk instead.

Hope this finds you well?
( MONO!, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:20, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

B3th would you mod this post please?
EDIT

Alt: why are lawyers so fucking annoying?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:45, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Righto.
I'm going to 'Infest' this weekend. I've vajazzled my poo-hole, sequinned my 'flesh tunnels' and I've bought myself two litres of amyl nitrate ready to see 'Impotent Rage', 'Screaming Tantrum' and 'Disappointing Mock Results but we hope he'll grow out of it'. Do you have any festival tips you could share?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:52, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning.
Ever wanted to ask your parents a question but been too afraid to ask it? What's the question?

Alt: which are worse: catholics or muslims?

AltAlt: Does she need a poo or has she found her G-spot? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/703251-Terrified-about-lump-in-vaginal-canal
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 7:48, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

AYe up

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 21:12, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Will all you lot stop getting posts modded and deleted?
I might have to do some work at work.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 18:51, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

haha see how brayndedd tried to troll here then got modded then got upset (totally not upset)
this place is a riot!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:12, 63 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaah-T0PBD0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:36, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)