alright
MOD EDIT: yep. Again.

Mods are pricks.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:29, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well that was a lot of fun wasn't it
so right, farmers throw food away all the time because supermarkets won't buy odd-shaped potatoes, the government should buy up all the stuff Tesco don't want and hand it out to dole dossers instead of money, that'd cut waste and expenditure, save the taxpayer a fortune, everyone gets fruit and veg, less obesity, dole jockeys can't afford fags, less burden on the NHS, farmers get paid, everyone wins

this isn't a question
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 11:42, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright Sunday

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 8:48, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

When did you last give a shit about something?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 20:12, 36 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what's your favourite childrens television programme?
Alt: coleslaw or potato salad? show your working

AltAlt: Dr Who is shit
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:22, 53 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I like eggs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:19, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 7:15, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

When did you last shart?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:04, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

wot you doing here eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 20:09, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's 5.22pm, anyone still at work is a cunt
what's for weekend?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:23, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Prostate curry, anyone?
What message do you have for Ben Fogle, the fucking triplord?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:40, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Prostate massage anyone?
what curry shall i cook tomorrow?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:50, 151 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So what's all this about piston shitting in rachelswipe's cunt so bert could fuck her and pretend it was his brother?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:31, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Drivers.
How does this make you feel?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22035949
Angry? Bullied?

The commenters all seem to be getting angry at least.

Alt: How much do you all spend getting to work every month?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:54, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

PETA are a bunch of phsycos
www.huffingtonpost.com/nathan-j-winograd/peta-kills-puppies-kittens_b_2979220.html

Where do you stand on animal rights and all that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:28, 183 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That thread was a load of old fanny.
No offence.

WEEKEND PLANS? LARPing and High End Gaming? Noncing it up in your shed? Or simply making pulled chorizo cayke washed down with homebrew?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:29, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

morning

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:50, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning.
I don't feel anywhere near as bad as I should for some reason. When was the last time you got away with something you really shouldn't have?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:00, 180 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Has sportscow found out what a mooncup is yet?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:36, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lamb chops, fuck yeah', comin' to shave the mother fucking day-ay
Lamb Chops, fuck yeah', comin' to save the mother fuckin day-yeah.

So, facebook have decided to take over phones, they're doing their own kindda maybe flavour of Android. Looks alright so far, I mean, if you're an android user.

Anyone seen gobs about? Can you let him know that I'm looking for him.

Generic Evening Thread
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:36, 43 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So what else is news?
Alt: Ever been anywhere?

AltAlt: Sup?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Right! Afternoon drinking!
I am seriously bored being off work for the week. I have no responsibilities so I am thinking afternoon drinking. What should I get and why? Answers on a post card please.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:37, 74 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Really? So we aren't allowed to post a picture in a new thread at all?
Why?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:14, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've just birthed a shit so big it had started shaving
Tell me details of your body woes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:40, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

MOD EDIT: Pictures. Front page. Again. Blah blah blah.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:10, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Gonz recommended a book and I am reading it and it's really quite good.
When was the last time Gonz recommended something and you did it and it was good?

Tell me about any times Gonz has recommended something and you did it and it wasn't good, or time you didn't do it and it might have been good, or not, or things he didn't recommend that you did and were good or bad.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:11, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Which two off-topicers would you want at your side in the event of a zombie apocalypse?
Alt: Would you rather lose both arms or both legs?

Altalt: Have you ever been to a gig where the support band is better than the main act?

Altaltalt: Chuddy. Great stuff or a blight on our footpaths?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:11, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's your favourite newspaper and why?
Mine the guardian, because it's right.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:59, 157 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

World Police
With all the Korea kick off and the constant threat of Global War, this planet needs a saviour.

Who would you have in your real life Justice League and why?
Who you gonna call?

Alt. Weekend shizz.
Alt. Alt. What do you have in your burger bun?

Apologies if this is a bit stompy but I'm off to do actual work.

As you were.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:59, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)