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General mirthName some things guaranteed to irk you on a daily basis.
Microsoft Excel is one for me. I never took an I.T course so the formula's for sums etc are beyond me!
Able bodied people getting the lift to and from the 1st floor are another.
alt. Last bluray/dvd/mp3/cd you bought
Alt. Weekend food plans
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:45,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Customers.....Development changing their minds on the day we are supposed to be releasing something
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Alice In Chains - Unplugged
AltAlt:
Probably a risotto on Saturday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:47,
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Bastille "Bad Blood"No fucking idea on the food front. I have no food in my house.
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Im having a weekend off from major cooking. I feel well out of sorts.Other half is coming over later tonight so can't be bothered, tomorrow im taking pizza's to his.
Fascinating stuff.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:53,
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The fact that I'm not a multi-millionairre playboy with my own bevvy of beauties, a mansion, and a yacht.Alt: Full Metal Jacket, which I don't think I realised as a teen is actually quite lolly, CD: White Lies third album for Mrs V as she loves them.
Altalt: Zombie walk photographing, dinner with mates, drinks tonight with Mrs V.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:53,
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Introduced a friend to it recently, he couldn't work out why I was pissing myself laughing at the scenes were Hartman was berating Pyle.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:58,
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Is that the one that was filmed on the isle of dogs?I can never remember which one is which when it comes to the Vietnam films.
mr b3th has an extensive war film collection. He fucking loves all that shit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:59,
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Yes. And Bristle docks.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:07,
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Some of the invective is very funny, although the bullying is pretty vile.It's the age-old and mass-debated difference 'twixt the US and UK approaches, innit - the US knows what makes a soldier, and so breaks down the man and builds one. The UK take the man and train him, and accentuate his strengths.
Tomato/tomato.
"Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:06,
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The drill sergeant isn't an actor btwHe was brought in to advise but impressed Kubrick by verbally abusing him for something like 15 minutes non-stop, so he gave him the part.
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Well, he wasn't at the time, he is now(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:18,
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I know. That's why he's the same in everything.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:23,
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Excel formulae are never more than a Google away, young Chutmeister.My employer is, bar the mother of my daughter, the hardest person to get along with I have ever met - and I have to deal with both of these fuckers all the time. My mother says it has taught me patience. It's more that between them they've ground me down to the extent that I am carry on, dejected and downcast rather than railing against them.
Alt: never bought one/Dougal and the Blue Cat for the kid/never bought one/never bought one
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:55,
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Using google for excel commands has saved me so many fucking times now.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:57,
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yeah I have been googling alllllll morning. Haha!finding duplicate entries was a birrova cunt too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:00,
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Don;t let the fuckers grind you down Monts.Pity them, if making others miserable lifts them up.
They will end up friendless, shrivelled and alone.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:02,
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CustomersSick of them all. Also not a fan of having to be up at about 6am tomorrow.
Alt: Went to CEX, got Watchmen, Hogfather, A Time To Kill, Serpico and a couple of others for less than £10, which was nice.
AltAlt: Pub lunch in Nottingham tomorrow, then sweet chilli salmon on Sunday.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:56,
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I like the bit in watchmen with the tits(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:59,
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Malin Akerman gets her non existant wabs out in everything!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:02,
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I am off to the butchers right now to buy beef for my caramelised onion and slow cooked beef pie with mustard suet pastry!Also beer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:58,
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The way you make it.Fantasising about having sex with other men while you make it.
Which is what you do.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:31,
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yes, he isbut in this post at least he's trying to brutally force some hetero back into his life. Via pie-based sodomy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:02,
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I'll be watchin you ;)(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:00,
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I have rejected you and told fb I don't know you :p(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:01,
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I'm going to tell fb you know me and want to be my friend(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:06,
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Other people.Specifically, the stupidity of other people.
Alt: GoT season 2 when I was in America earlier this year.
AltAlt: working tomorrow, so whatever I can find in the canteen.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:01,
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Those who shout into mobiles.Those who use umbrellas.
B.O. In others.
Sharing an elevator.
Fuck it people in general.
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I've always absolutely loved post apocolyptic stories.I could never figure out why, until I realised that I just loved the idea of 90% of the human race being wiped out.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:04,
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last doovd was Iron Man 3Album was Birdy - Fire Within
I know, I know... Gay, etc.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:04,
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Customers expecting ME to know what fucking boiler they are working on despite me being on the telephone and them standing right in fucking front of it, not supplying Gas Council numbers and failing to recognise the difference between G20 and G25 gas.+ The Chinese.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:04,
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My wifeMy kids
Every other car on the road
My colleagues at work
Suppliers and customers
You lot
The government
Lists and the pricks who write them
Myself
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:04,
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The stupid levels of admin I'm being subjected to on this project and their lack of discernible point.Microsoft Sharepoint.
Our shittty CMS.
I hate excel but then remembered I quite like doing clever stuff in it (we have reports that connect to databases and do things through db) I think the initial wince was the fact that nearly every time I have to open excel it's for some load of bullshit I don't want to be doing.
Like just now, to make sure that the THREE timesheets I have to fill in tally up.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:13,
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homosexuals, the English and rachelswipeAlt: Boards of Canada new one.
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this is about your third reference to me todaywhy the obsession? I'M NEVER GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU.
get it through your thick skull.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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Not everyone that mentions you on here wants to sleep with you, you know.(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)
exactly thisIt's the beakering, the sex lies, the chompy fucking, the Toryism, the sense of entitlement, the wobbly chins and the vapid and self-centred opinions that irk me.
And those are her more attractive traits.
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i love solving excel problems for other peopletheir looks of awe and pity give me a lazy lob-on
The person beside me eating an apple right now. They're not chewing the cud it's just the initial bite-in sound is like fingernails on a chalkboard to me.
alt: An American Werewolf In London/The Texas Chain Saw Massacre/never bought/Pump Up The Volume soundtrack (I average about 1 cd a year)
Alt: I saw a chicken and mushroom coddle recipe that I might try
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:15,
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My ex wife.
Social media.
The Daily Mail.
Chuggers.
Sandi Toksvig.
The Daily Telegraph.
Gideon Osbourne.
My ex wife.
Bus drivers.
Fixed wheel cyclists.
Bad customer service.
Self checkouts.
My ex wife.
Dozer.
Chicken Cottage.
Muslims.
Gypsies.
Americans.
Junk mail.
My ex wife.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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It's brilliant seeing how you have changed from "loving husband" to "bitter and twisted"(
Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:24,
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Thanks Al. That means a great deal. xxxxxx(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:25,
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I reall think you ought to take a long hard look at yourself and the problems in you life and why they dorve her awayAnd then you should probably do your daughter a favour and kill yourself so that she can just have happy memories instead of the sad reality.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:27,
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Alt: an Amazon haul just arrived it consists of:u-ziq - Chewed Corners
Bonobo - The North Borders
Deltron 3030 - Event II
Bibio - Silver Wilkinson
Moderat - II
Jon Hopkins - Immunity
Haim - Days Are Gone
Lusine - The Waiting Room
Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip - Repent Replenish Repeat
L.Pierre - Surface noise
L.Pierre - Hypnogogia
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:24,
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No, I just hit enter too early because I've got hands like cows tits.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:26,
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That's correct!He's got a new EP out, it was only 4 quid extra for the other album so I went with it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:28,
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I really like Arab StrapMalcolm Middleton's solo stuff is pretty good as well.
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I love Arab Strap; I do think they were better combined.Malcolm's solo stuff is good but I wasn't too sold on his HDBA stuff.
Mad For Sadness is a fantastic live album.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:31,
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yeah, they were a great live bandUnexpectedly so if you'd only heard their recorded stuff. Difficult to think of hearing Blood or Packs of Three at a gig, their stuff was so direct and intimate.
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Yeah I saw them in Aberdeen in 2005 I think.Both in a pre-gig gig in One Up Records and in The Tunnels. Both were great.
I've also seen both Aidan and Malcolm solo; Moffat is a funny fucker when he's interacting with the crowd.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:36,
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Yeah, and me. Lovely little place it was.It's sad that there are no 'proper' record shops in Aberdeen now. Ok there's Cavern but that's only really for 2nd hand releases.
This and Kef are the only shutdowns that have really bothered me.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:41,
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I like CavernBelmont Street is a cool wee street, I used to hang around the pillars back in the mid 90s.
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Oh I like Cavern as well.I like how you can hand him a handful of records and he rounds everything down to a decent amount. You'd need to be lucky to get a new release in there though.
Many a weekend has been spent slipping down the stairs of Drummonds as well.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:47,
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Folk without mannersPeople who don't hold doors open for you.
Also, people who dawdle when you have a door open for them.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:26,
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If I ever get into power and install my Reich people who queue blocking doorways will be amongst the first up against the wall.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:27,
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I hate it when you open a door and you look back to see if anyone is behind you and there is someonebut they are a bit of a way away but then you've paused and seen them so if you go ahead you look rude, but waiting for them to get to teh door is like a really long awkward pause.
And then they don't say thanks.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:28,
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The selfish, the wilfully ignorant, and bad parkersas if "just nipping to the shop" entitles you to park in the narrowest part of the village, so holding up entire lines of traffic, because you won't park 10 yards further down cos you're too fucking lazy to walk the length of your own doormat AND THEN you casually stroll out and without looking open your drivers door into oncoming traffic because you simply could not give a fuck. Fuck you, you cunts. Fuck you in every hole with a baseball bat covered in barbed wire and battery acid.
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they are horrific around south ken/knightsbridgethey have so much fucking money that the parking ticket means less to them than having to walk an extra 5 metres to the shops. happily hold up entire roads/lanes of traffic. the arrogance drives me insane.
pretty cars though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:36,
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Like the Koenigsegg and Lambo that got clamped outside Harrods?Need more of that. Tow the fuckers away, and if not claimed back at triple the fine plus holding charges sell at auction and give the money (less admin cost) to charity. The inconvenience will piss them off if nothing else.
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that's the stuffthere is an R8 that parks outside harrods that makes me squeeeeee. it's so fucking hot, and it's custom painted this kind of black that when you get really close up is actually very very dark slightly sparkly purple... fucking awesome
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:44,
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I like thoseThere was one on the Ferrari track day I did, the only thing louder was the Gallardo.
Best place in London for car spotting is the Victoria Memorial, in an hour I saw that many supercars I could have been at Goodwood.
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i love thembut i hate the twats who gurn and take pics. the cunts driving them get far too much of a lob on as a consequence.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:48,
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They are pointless in this country except for posing anywayNot enough room to drive one except on a track.
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Some bellend parked outside the takeaway near me and managed to block the bus from getting past.Be that as it may, I don't think the bus driver was within his right to racially abuse said driver.
I assume he's no longer a bus driver any more.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:38,
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the tubewhether i get it at 7am or 9am or any time in between, it's rammed full of cunts.
the lift thing drives me bonkers. although the design of our building is partly to blame; the stairs are really tucked away, and people forget about them.
alt: "this is 40" and "i give it a year". i like romcoms.
alt: cinema and dinner tonight, fish and chips tomorrow, might cook a lasagne or some sausages on sunday.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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unlike you, i have other people in my life, and am happy to accommodate their desiresanyway, where do i say that it isn't vegetarian lasagne and sausages?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:43,
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yes Rachel, I live my life entirely in a vacuumJust because I don't bleat about it on here it doesn't mean there's nothing to bleat about.
You dig?
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you have a small number of "friends" and haven't had a girlfriend since the 90'shence the hamster substitute
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:47,
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yepyou've bleated on about your ex often enough. if there were a current, you would bleat. bleat like a bitch.
plus, you know, you look like a monk with a hamster stuffed up his poo pipe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:49,
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I barely ever mention exesYou seem to have a bit of an obsession. Soz Swiples, I operate a strict 'no fat chicks' policy.
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i just didn't want to be too harsh about your sad little life, pet(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:02,
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this is gold, coming from the romance casualty that is Gillian Coppertop.I don't blame you for throwing yourself under that bus the other week, your crippling loneliness and self-loathing of your bloated and corpulent frame would drive lesser women to terminal despair.
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at least people fancy me, my sweettry dressing normally and not being so weird and you MIGHT pop your cherry
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:09,
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maybe I could try a Red Dwarf t shirt and a fake leather jacket.That's more your thing, right?
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he still got luckier than you've ever doneyou might as well cut it off, frankly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:36,
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Not been on the tube for ages.Thankfully.Although the Metro is probably the same although not as dark.
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I love the 'DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME' attitude of the tubesSame can be said of lifts
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:54,
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When you get into a lift that is full of people Rather than turning around so like everyone else you face the door, simply stand looking in at them all for the whole journey. It is very funny
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You should greet and shake hands with each person as well.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:06,
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The fact that I left my glasses in Montys flatand then lost my spare pair yesterday is annoying me as I hate wearing contacts at work in an air conditioned room.
alt. I just download everything for free off the Internet, it's a victimless crime and everyone should do it.
two alts? but no altalt? Weekend food plans? Fucking hell Jay I don't even know what I'm eating tonight.
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:55,
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ALT. I do that for musicMy deaf little ears require subtitles for films though
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:04,
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Well go to...SUBSCENE! and download subs to go with your downloads.
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:05,
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uh, PJ, 'subscene' means something very different in the bumworld of the gays(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)
There's a whole scene dedicated to it?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:18,
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Oh yeah and the cunts near my house who park on the roundabout because there's a chipshop therewhat fucking utter pricks!
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:03,
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You have no choice but the come and visit now you realise that,I'm already planning a tour of "Areas of Natural Shiteness" for you.
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:16,
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that's 'unnatural shiteness'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:17,
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No locals go to Newquay on account of it being full of cunts.(
Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:19,
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But you just said everyone near your house was a cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:34,
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Only the ones that park on the roundaboutI mean how fucking retarded do you have to be to stop your car on a roundabout and get out of the drivers side. Its a miracle no-one has died.
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:52,
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Keep trying, you'll hit one eventually(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:57,
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And yet you don't want to visit Coventry?I'll never understand you people...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:18,
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Alt: complete blu ray box set of all 23 Bond films. Other alt:
Tonight: spiced lamb steaks with a tomato compote & rice.
Tomorrow: braised duck legs with cous cous & roast orange.
Sunday: roast beef.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:07,
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How the fuck you've lost weight is beyond me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:12,
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It's more likely stress, the poor sod.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:14,
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Or some kind of muscle-wasting disease(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:14,
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None of these are particularly unhealthy, apart from the roast potatoes I will have with the beef. Also: portion sizes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:14,
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One of the greatest simple weight loss tips in thisIs to buy smaller plates, potion control is one of the biggest things in weight loss so by having a smaller plate it seems more.
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Fair do'sIn truth I was thinking of confit rather than braised re the duck.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:16,
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Oh do shut up, you terrible, terrible bastards.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:19,
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*drinky hand gesture*Who the fuck asked you?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:32,
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to be fair to the guy (and you know i hate that)he's been much more uplift/ing over the past few weeks than when he first joined
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:52,
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Customers who ask for something and then when they get it say "right, now here's what we really wanted"alt: In fact just looking at Horror DVDs on Amazon at the moment. Amused by one review that starts "[actress] is forced to take a job as a babysitter because she can't act."
But the last one I bought was probably last season's highlights DVD.
for the weekend I plan to lure a hooker back to my apartment, butcher and eat her. Perhaps I should stop browsing horror dvds.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:19,
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You bought a DVD of the highlights of the summer just gone?Is it like scenes of people punting on the Cam etc? Families having picnics and stuff?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:27,
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Yes. That's it exactly.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:32,
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The other day I was in Forbidden Planet and overheard an utter utter wanker explaining loudly to two fat goth girls that he, doesn't hate Batman, he just hates Bruce Wayne, but he likes Dick Grayson when he was Batman. I just wanted to go over and punch him in the face as hard as I could for being an unbelievable twat. I would expect the same if I started talking about fictional characters like they were real.
Then I realised I was standing in a comic shop and probably wasn't one to judge.
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:24,
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As seen in:www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e4waJ22hDU
Possibly my favourite of their almost endless list of brilliant sketches.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:26,
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hahahaha'What kind of a terminal wanker would shop in ...oh hang on'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:26,
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I bought THIS for Hoggle and she fucking loves it so it was worth it.
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:32,
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Im a big comic fanbut I don't hang round in them shops ranting about it.
I just passively-aggressively wear a tee on occasion.
I don;t get the Games Workshop pricks either who spend their weekends playing with little plastic Orcs and rolling dice in plain view of the general public.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:37,
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Not big enough to know that Dick Grayson was batman for a time(
Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:38,
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Also, and I hate myself for knowing thisBut Dick Grayson was Batman in the Prodigal story arc.
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:37,
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This is how she getsShe was all sweetness and light with chompy at first and all
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:40,
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you are good lookingit confused me, i thought everyone on here was fucking hideous by law.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:51,
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If it helps at all, I'm not particularly good looking.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:53,
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I'm the one who was hideously ugly and gangly at school, was covered in acne and who could never get a girlfriendwho blossomed later in life. However I still look bad in nearly every photo taken of me, so people are surprised in real like that I am not totally hideous.
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:55,
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you and your brother are v alike too, underneath all his hair, i thought!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:00,
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Which is odd because he was actually some guy I just met at the train station.He's single you know, shall I send him up for Pizza and a nosh?
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:02,
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he might think it was a long way to travel for something he could get in newquay from an entire hen do...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:04,
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Quality, not quantity.Anyway I told you, no one local goes to Newquay.
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:08,
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You, however, most likely preferred Larry Grayson. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:39,
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Well I know what Dozer will be doing on Tuesdayyour.asda.com/news-and-blogs/create-detailed-miniature-versions-of-you-and-your-family-with-3d-printing-at-asda
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:33,
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imagine what that freak would do with a bronze life size hamster modelshudder
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:38,
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Did you get my text yesterday re that boozer in Richmond you mentioned before? I have micro all weekend. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:40,
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no! no text from you, i would never have ignored you!sadly i'm completely swamped this weekend, but the next few i have some free time if you want to check when you will have her?? if you want to go without me anyway, just for a trip out and because she would enjoy the playground/toyshops/park, then it's the white horse in richmond!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:51,
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That's not far from Nakers, he could bring mini ape along!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:52,
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I have her every other weekend so let me know when would work for you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:53,
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perfect i will check - maybe monty and little nazi trooper would fancy it too!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:00,
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Battered's would be life sizeHe could use it to mess with his ex.
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:43,
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A better comeback would have been"Your wife would just thrown yours at you"
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Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:47,
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Perhaps, but as you gave me hogs pudding resulted in me attempting to be nice for a change. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:51,
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