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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:43,
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I had a lasagne pie onceIt actually worked out well
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:46,
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hmmI have both in the freezer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:51,
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really good comboloads of herbs and a bit of thick chicken gravy... it was an old recipe that my mum used to do
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Do you like Morgan Hammer?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:47,
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French bird, I'm listening to right nowShe's 'alright':
www.residentadvisor.net/dj/morganhammer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:50,
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the french are alright at house and technoYou should check out Ivan Smagghe.
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Beef, red wine & mushroom. Or chicken & ham hock.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:49,
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I don't think there are going to be many vegetarian suggestions in this thread.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:51,
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if it is a pastry pie, strong cheddar, potato and onionif it is a crustless pie, blue cheese and vegetables and fresh chilli
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:50,
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If it is crustless, is it still a pie?/philosophyblog
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:51,
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here are many, many such pieswww.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,crustless_pies,FF.html
higgidy do crustless quiches too
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:58,
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Oh dear Swipe"It's on the internet, it must be true."
If I provided a link to a page that stated that all vegetarians are fat, flatulent, orangutans would that be equally valid?
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Yeah, what is a crustless pie?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:52,
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Basically Swipey, the consensus here is that if it doesn't have a crust it's not a fucking pie.You fucking pie.
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Pies have to have a topSides and bottom can be excluded in a pot pie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:57,
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Well, at a push, maybe, but if there's no crust then it's not a pie and Swipe is a blithering food wrong.(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:00, Reply)
neither = casserole(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:22,
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i don't think a scottish bloke and a geordie make "a consensus"(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:59,
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terrible bullying of tangles and dozeri eat fish, so am not a vegetarian.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:18,
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Yer, I'm skinny and flatulent, unlike my pescatarian friend here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:22,
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Don't be so hard on yourself, Gill(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:25,
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A friend of mine has very strong views on what constitutes a piePubs quite often serve what is basically a casserole with a pastry lid on it.
If he is ever served one he will kick up a fuss and send it back.
A pie must be entirely encased in pastry in order to qualify as a pie.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:59,
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I quite like them onesas the filling can be runnier
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:01,
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This is correct thoughUnless they state TOPPED or some such a pie needs to be fully encased
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Some kind of combination of Banoffee and Peanut Butter.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:51,
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BTW sporters, quick shop chat.We were just looking at a RIM app to use your personal device to access work data. Turns out that by accepting to install and use the app, you give your company admins permission to remotely delete your personal data via a factory device reset.
I uninstalled it.
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Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:52,
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Whatever it is that syncs up my work email to my phone asked for permission to do that last nightI said no
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:53,
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We had blackberries here for most of our remote usersThey were monumentally shit. Who the fuck would choose to buy a blackberry over a smartphone?
I do like the idea of removing some cunts personal data though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:54,
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I like the idea that BB isn't a smartphone(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:55,
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BB's were the best out there and then they tried to compete in the consumer market rather than the business one. If they had stayed with a business device they would have been the daddy.
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we are upgrading shortlygot the choice between blackberry with qwerty, blackberry z10, Samsung galaxy and iphone 5.
I chose the galaxy, as I have an iphone for personal use. NO WAI was I having the same thing twice, nor just using 1 and risking drunken fuckwittage, or having work be able to wipe it all remotely if they chose to. anyway, the point was, lots of the older partners chose the blackberry because they like a real qwerty keyboard, not a touchscreen thing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:00,
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If it helps, RIM'll go the way of the doedoe soon.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:55,
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RIM fucked up when they went onto the BIZ serversAs it means the devices can be remotely wiped without the users say so.
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The "Wipe All Data" button is big and Fisherprice and right in between the "Wipe App Data" and "Unlock App" buttons.(
Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:03,
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The idea of it is good for a business data safety point of view(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:04,
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Except it's an app specifically designed to allow access from personal mobiles.(
Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:07,
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Barbering customers.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:53,
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My potato/cheese/onion pie was really rather nice(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:56,
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I quite like a homity pie/csb
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:57,
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*googles*I'd heard of it, but it looks like a quiche to me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:58,
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Just as well given you fuck the world's fattest carrot. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:59,
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hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!POTD
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:00,
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he's just jealouseven his own right hand won't go near his scrofulous cock and ballsack
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:01,
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scrofula is an excellent word(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:02,
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There isn't much blue food is there, you fucking smurf prick.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:00,
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I don't mind a crusted portBut I prefer tawny
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:01,
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Steak & KidneyChicken & Mushroom
Chicken & Ham
Beef Madras
Chicken Balti
Apple
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:00,
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Iceland do a Chicken Tikka Lasagna.Please note I do NOT shop at Iceland.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:11,
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bluecheese, yesstick your beef up your arse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:02,
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You really have no idea, do you? I thought you were pretending to be a vegetarian.
I am busy on the 22/03 now.
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S'esly. Busy. Elsewhere. I am certainly NOT going in a restaurant with you now.
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yes you areyou'd LOVE to have me stuff beef up your arse.
and get jeff to sniff it all out.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:09,
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you'll go vegetarian the same day you go celibate and teetotal(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:16,
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I had a steak, Guinness and oyster pie a while agoIt was quite possibly one of the nicest things I've ever eaten
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:03,
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Second favourite. There are a few places around here that do nice pies. Fullers pubs for example.
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i like the one we went to with boycealso the bank of England on fleet street, for pies only.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:06,
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that's the one we went to with boyce, no?yes!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:09,
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Nicholsons pubs do decent pies tooLamb Shank pie with the bone sticking out the top of the pastry was a surprise.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:26,
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never keen on mixing the old surf and turf1 or tother say I,
A good fish pie is great,
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A prawn topped steak is divine.Never sure what sauce to have with though as peppercorn doesn't sit well with seafood.
Maybe a chilli one
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:15,
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Or Bernaise. Tarragon works with fish. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:18,
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I would have thought he would like a white sauce with a salty aftertaste(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I had steal rossini for the first time in ages the other day. NOM!
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I once made one of those but also right I added blue cheese but didn't do the oysters even tho the recipy called for it and it was nice(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:11,
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I do like a nice fish pie. I know, right?!
Can't go wrong with steak, gravy and a bit veg.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:08,
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Fish pie is on the menu for Saturday(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:08,
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In a pie?I thought they'd get lost in one.
Salmon, smoked trout and a.n.other, prawns, boiled eggs, spinach and topped with mustard/cheese mash with a cream sauce made with shallots, garlic and double cream.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:12,
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*salivates*I might do one next week since it's takeaway weekend.
We fucking love food on here.
Taste is an under indulged sense.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:14,
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They add a nice richness. Never understood why people add eggs to fish pie.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:14,
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Terrible bullying of swipe(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:27,
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I like them but I can't leave them to cook that long. I make holes in the mash with a spoon and drop them in. Then cover them up again.
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I'd rather fry good bacon in butter until crispy then 30 secs a side for the scallopsBrown bread.
Done
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:15,
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Deffo on their own is best. But they are nice in a pie.
Personally, I'd have a scallop starter and use the coral in the pie.
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That's a good idea. I haven't cooked scallops for ages. Must rectify that soon. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:15,
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include at least one type of smoked fish(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:13,
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that is because they EAT shitthat big grey line that runs down the middle IS shit.
shudder. prawns are awful things.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:17,
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nobody ever got food poisoning from corn on the cob(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:19,
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When you pull a corn cob out of her arse you'll find a little piece of penis on it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:25,
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It's not exactly difficult to remove the line from prawns before you cook them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:22,
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Its their digestive tract, not shitSplit the back open and pull it out first
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:19,
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and what goes in their digestive tract?what they eat.
and what do they eat?
SHIT!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:20,
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Please shut up. You are embarrassing me as well as yourself.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:21,
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No, thats you dearPrawns are known to feed on scraps and dead creatures because they are scavengers. They will also feed on planktons which are small plants and animals found in water. Prawns often hunt for prey mostly during the night when it is dark. One can also feed them with commercial food sources.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:21,
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prawns and oysters and other slimy sea things do indeed eat sewagego googlefinger, go!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:22,
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Anything in the sea will eat sewageDo you eat carrots? They are grown in horseshit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:23,
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Some veg grown overseas is grown in human shit.Some of that must end up being imported to the UK.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:25,
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but that is on the outside, and it washes offeating and absorbing shit is.... SHIT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:26,
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How the fuck do you think carrots grow?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:26,
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No no no you're wrong here Sporters. They don't actually absorb any of of the shit.The carrots just grow in it for the hell of it.
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They are magically protected by GaiaAnd use the power of fox tears to grow
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They will extract the nutrients from whatever is in their surroundings, and expel the waste.A bit like you do when you fart in your sleep.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:26,
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1 mention of food, and this place explodes(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:17,
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at least i'd be a sweet but tangy slice of lemon meringue pieand not a Guinness fart like you!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:19,
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This could be an excellent* thread*not
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:24,
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chicken, ham and leek(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:19,
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Lovely people, bankerswww.standard.co.uk/news/crime/banker-couple-waged-war-on-neighbour-over-12-inches-of-land-in-kent-village-9123330.html
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:21,
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I read about this in last night's Standard. Penalty costs order and £37k in damages!
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Sound a pair of miserly bastards.Arguments here over rights of way have been ongoing for years.Generally, people living in rural areas can be a bit more cuntish than those there townies.
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The collective noun for Bankers ia a 'wunch'As in 'A wunch of bankers'
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Steak and kidneySuet pastry.
There is NO ALTERNATIVE, anyone who says there is is a mentalist headwrong.
Trufax
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IF NO 1 REPLIEZ B4 16:52 DEN U AGREE WIV PLACID LOL(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:51,
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PLACID WINZ DA FRED NU FRED PLZ K THX BAI(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:53,
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It's a pudding, not a pie, if made with suet pastry. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:52,
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Suet pastry CAN be a pieDependant on the method of cooking.
You're all gay.
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