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So, apart from MM, what has been the best thing to happen to you so far this year?
Alt: favourite french food?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:06,
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latest was 11 years ago)
I got sucked off
Alt. Dunno, but they're good at it.
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:07,
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he said APART from his mum.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:09,
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It was his dad
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:14,
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alt: pizza
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:09,
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In Brittany they like to put cream on their pizzas
I mean, what is THAT all about eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:14,
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no wai thatz mental!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:14,
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and in france you can buy a beer in McDonalds
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:15,
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and a quarter pounder is a 'royale with cheese'
television taught me that
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:16,
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Royale with cheese!
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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yeah that
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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What do they call a Whopper in France?
YM. lol.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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To be fair, they call her that everywhere
apart from arabic countries where she is known as كذبة كبيرة
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:22,
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avec fromage, surely?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:26,
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You can buy a beer in McDonalds in most places in Europe to be fair
I realise this is a deviation from the original script, however.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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Alt: I like the bit where they cannot begin to comprehend my dietary choices.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:13,
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That's because you're a foodwrong.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:14,
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foodwrong cunt
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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It seems that an entire country agrees with you on this.
Even their margherita pizzas have ham on them
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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Ham isn't meat in France. For some reason.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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i don't think there was anywhere in the ski resort
that served something that didn't have some form of ham or sausage in it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:24,
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*makes joke about you having a sausage in it*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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Of course.
Only a fucking idiot would attempt to ski without pork-based sustinance.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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the cheese, potatoes, bread, butter and wine seemed to provide sufficient fuel
for about 10 people
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:33,
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Oh come on, you're not THAT fat!
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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this may well be the nicest thing you've ever said to me
anyway, I went running for THIRTY WHOLE MINUTES last night. fat people can't run for thirty minutes. FACT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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Yes she is.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:43,
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you wouldn't say it if you meant it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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^ fatter than Bella Emburg
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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^ uglier than the wrong end of a pantomime horse ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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I got interviewed for a job I didn't think I was anywhere near qualified for
but I survived the CV and phone interview rounds to get there, so I suppose I must be. Even if I don't get any further, it's still a big mojo boost.
I also scored significant brownie points over the last week for plumbing duties and valentine's stuff. I'm probably sure I'm going to be able to get at least three black eyes in before I run that well of goodwill dry.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:16,
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I drilled YM until she was dry.
THEN I DRILLED HER SOME MORE!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:19,
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She's 59, she's been dry for years.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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NOT WHEN I'M DRILLING HER!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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Epic chafing, there, Stunner. You must have a bellend like 1200 grit wet'n'dry.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:22,
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Hell yeah!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:24,
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Nothing yet. It's only 17/02.
The year hasn't got going.
Alt: Where to start? A big fatty, garlicky fire cooked steak and dolphin nose pots.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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I'm imagining dolphins swimming about with flower pots on their beaks.
totes adorbz
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:19,
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The French would eat that.
They eat anything that moves.
I have all day to myself, my boss is out, I just got paid and I haven't had a drink all weekend. Today could get messy.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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I'm having a day off the drink.
My liver is on the verge of total shutdown.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:24,
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Busy weekend?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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Busy month.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:26,
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I have scaling things back quite a bit
and I feel better for it.
It's the binge drinking that's a killer.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:27,
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I believe this is known as 'shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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I'm trying to keep the weeks dry, but there's been a lot of stuff going on lately.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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Gay.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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Amateur.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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If I go up a waistband, it'll mean my waist measurement will be larger than my inside leg
and I'm pretty sure that's the point where you're officially fat.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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not really.
depends on your build, dunnit?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:33,
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No.
If your waistband is larger than your inside leg, you're fat.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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I can think of quite a few professional sportsmen who would argue that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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They would be wrong.
The stupid, fat cunts.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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Man, I'd pay money to watch you say that to James Haskell or James Thompson.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:43,
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They'd be pissed off, but I'd be able to outrun them
on account of not being a useless lump of lard.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:46,
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Haskell can run 60 m in less than 7 seconds. Good luck there, chief.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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Then, by simple logic, I must be capable of doing it in less than 5
since I'm not dragging all that fat around.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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Very muscular guys like them usually have quite small waists.
I know a guy who is 19 stone and has a 28 inch waist.
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:47,
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Those two don't. They aren't fat.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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Exactly, so their waist band might be smaller than their inside leg. Especially Haskel, he's like 8 foot tall
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:50,
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Yeah they are.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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Darts players?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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wasn't there a study recently that said you're ok so long as your waist is less than half your height?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:40,
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Depends on your build.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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So I'm fine but you're fucked?
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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pfffffft
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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I can't see how
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be longer than you are wide.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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^^voice of reason
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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unless you have about a 200" waist
you're going to be longer that you are wide, tangles.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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he doesn't even have a 200mm waist
never mind anything below it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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Tangles is 16.6' tall?????
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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only when he stands next to battered
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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Your waist is measured around. It's more or less a circumference.
So, someone with at 200" waist is about 68" inches wide. Or 5'8"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:07,
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And fat.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:08,
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Are you channeling Gonz's spelling now?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:22,
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I could try but don't really have the imagination.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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Doffinwahz
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:26,
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fwah gwah is how it shall be spelled, now and forever more
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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Haha
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:06,
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Dauphinoise are overrated. I prefer rosemary sauted spuds with a steak.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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Sorry there are only 3 types of potato
Chipped
Mashed
Roasted.
You may pick one of these
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:24,
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I like to have a little known potato based dish called 'chips' with a steak
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:24,
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TGGI^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:26,
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I tell you a dish I've discovered that you'd love, it's called 'crisps'
Comes in all sorts of flavours and all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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I ordered a 'meal' in a pub once that was supposed to come with 'warm potato slices'
HOT CRISPS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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yeah right
like they let you eat out in public
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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it was years ago when i was relatively normal
and didn't have a tag along ranga spastic with me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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That's because you're not tall enough.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:24,
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ignore them
dauph pots are excellent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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Alt, garlic bread
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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lots of nice little things
but no one amazing thing that stands out, yet. it's only feb, dude.
alt: they're not so hot on the vegetarian stuff. but they are fucking excellent at delicious bread and outstanding cheese. so i'll say a piping hot fresh French baguette, smothered with Roquefort and boursin and other such deliciousness.
and champagne, of course.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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Champagne isn't vegetarian.
Also its overrated.
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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Champagne is English
HTH
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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well, no.
Champagne is clearly French. What with the name coming from the region. The "art" of making fizzy white wine is English.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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ITS A PEDANT OFF
:)
It was the art of making the bottles if we are being really pedantic (and I think we both know that we are)
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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well, yeah
That was the point of the "art" being in inverted commas.
Wine goes fizzy by itself. The trick is stopping it exploding.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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Personally, I prefer prosecco.
/unrepentant lowlife
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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So do it
although I generally just prefer "wine"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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TGGI^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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alright chompy, long time no see
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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Ha! My love of prosecco won't stretch
to going out to a cheap chain restaurant to bag a free bottle of it.
I was actually in MK briefly, yesterday.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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sad times
I was in York yesterday. I didn't have a pint with a b3tan.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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Nowt significant yet.
Creme Brulee is nectar.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:27,
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Lemon creme brulee is good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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Alt: Anything where the animal is extra delicious thanks to a cruelty filled life and painful death
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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^ tggi
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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i accidentally bought 'caged' eggs the other day, i took them back
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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took them back set them free
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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Seriously
Chickens are utter cunts and deserve to be caged and force fed.
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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NO!
I like chickens. they're cute and more intelligent than you'd think. although they aren't always nice to each other, admittedly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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chickens are not intelligent
they can live without a head FFS
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:50,
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You couldn't, so they've got one over you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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yeah well urm
yeah
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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shut up, budgie hater
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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YOU shut up, you fat ginger cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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when i want to talk to you
i'll bend down and whisper, ok?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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whisper, okOh, I can't be bothered. Somebody else complete it, eh?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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Fuck off. Northern slag.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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I cooked a beef wellington in which the fillet was so tender
the animal must have been viciously beaten every day of its short, force-fed life. It was heaven.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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Daily back massage with a couple of housebricks.
That sort of thing.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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At forty quid a kilo, I'd be expecting specially imported Ethiopian mud bricks.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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You leave my house alone!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:40,
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Especially if you have to cover your head to stop God seeing you eat the cruelty
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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the person who used the cash dispenser before me had left a tenner in it.
So a stranger paid for my trip to the pub last night.
Which was nice.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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well done for handing it in, like an honest human being
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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it's only a tenner innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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yeah because stealing small amounts of money is fine innit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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Yes
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:40,
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Fuck that.
If you are stupid enough to leave it hanging there.
I found Β£200 once in Dartford. I saw the bloke who withdrew it checking his pockets and did a runner. Fuck him.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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well yer
It was a cashpoint in a shop, it was just there in the drawer.
Silly fecker shouldn't have left it there.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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i left £100 in the cashpoint one night, in a deserted dark tesco car park
this enormous dude came up behind me and tapped my shoulder; I shat myself until he handed me the cash and said, "you forgot this."
AND I've handed in 2 cards where the morons somehow left their accounts wide open with the machine asking how much I wanted to withdraw. I cancelled the transactions and shoved the cards through the door of the bank. how is that even possible?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:43,
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mug
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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in my defence
I was rather drunk
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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Two weeks in Cancun and stuff, was pretty nice.
alt. Fillet steak with foie gras and a rustic tray bake potato dish. Washed down with chateaubriand, Pont-l'ΓvΓͺque and a nice Chablis because I cannot stand Chardonnay.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:42,
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So you wash down a fillet steak with another cut of beef? Good work.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:43,
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Chablis is Chardonnay, sweetie.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:47,
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Hahahaha this is ace
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:53,
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Terrible trolling
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:07,
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Yesterday I went to an utter shit "diner" and had the extra large breakfast
3 sausage 3 egg 3 bacon 4 toast, fried potato slices, and beans.
No mushrooms or fried bread or black pudding or hogs pudding or tomato. Fucking shit. Extra large? Bollocks! After I ate that I managed to eat my wifes left over egg, sausage and chips.
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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urrrrrgh, leftovers are gross
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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I'm not talking left over from the night before, leftover from her eating it 30 seconds previously.
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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still gross. all that fork action, going in and out, all the bits of leftover food getting all over itself.
shudder.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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Says the person that HPCIHM.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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1. It was a whole egg, whole sausage and an untouched portion of chips. 2 She's my wife and I have had her tongue in my mouth.
and probably most importantly 3. you HPCCIYM
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:58,
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fried potato slice?
Is that a tattie scone?
I do love fried tattie scone.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:46,
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And when your people are emancipated you can eat it to your
heart's content within the confines of your sovereign currency free borders.
#eventheeuthinksyouareghastly
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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excellent hashtagging there.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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square sausage FTW
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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Not a great week for Salmond.
I love his "LALALA I'M NOT LISTENING" response.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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yeah it's not going very well for him, is it?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:56,
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"We'll use the Pound!"
"No you won't"
"Bullies!"
"We'll be able to stay in the EU!"
"No you won't"
"Bollocks!"
Sound political discourse, there.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:58,
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President of the EU: They can't just join. All the other members have to agree it.
Salmond: That's bollocks!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:57,
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For me the whole independence debate is totally overshadowed
by the desire to rid the world of his slimy, fake-smiley, smug cunt visage forever.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:58,
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Well, this whole debacle is showing him up to be a completely useless politician
so I suppose there's a chance he'll be sacked by his own party.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:59,
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When they lose (and they will) his political career will be over.
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:01,
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It'll be interesting to see how many people vote yes
purely because it'll be only those with their heads up their William Wallace loving arses that will, now.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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I love the fact that they had to put that shit Mel Gibson lookalike statue in a cage to stop it getting vandalized
FREEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:06,
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Oh most definitely this.
A fat, smug, racist cunt.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:56,
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^^TGGI
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:55,
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it's a click from me
in fact feck it, I've clicked it TWICE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:53,
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No, like thick crisps. Bit shit
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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Hey Batts if Scotland is so fucking shit (which it is)
And the Tories have practically zero presence there. Why the fuck are we trying so hard to keep them? Its making us look desperate with all this "you won't be able to use sterling" "you won't be able to join the EU" Why aren't we just telling them to start up a Cryptocurrency called Jockcoin and fuck the fuck off.
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:56,
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Conservative and Unionist Party innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:57,
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what are the defence plans? Are they going to start their own army?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:58,
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Don't care if they all starve to death within 6 months
I just want to know why we want to keep the stupid haggiswogs
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:59,
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It's just our benevolent nature
Look at how we tried to look after those ungrateful Micks, even when they kept on blowing things up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:02,
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Most of the SAS are Scots, fact fans.
OK, so 75% of a relatively small regiment isn't an army, but their defence plans are still the least of their concerns, considering they won't have a currency.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:01,
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Most of our cannon-fodder are as well, aren't they?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:02,
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The ranks are mostly working class, I don't know if there's a geographical bias.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:06,
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Is there a rule that says that our SAS can't stay mostly Scots if they get independence?
I still don't care about them, their army or their currency. I can't work out why the Tories want to keep them.
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:05,
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They won't belong to the UK, so they won't be eligible to serve in the British armed forces.
The Tories want to keep them, because the UK is a mostly English institution and they're what the Americans would call patriots.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:06,
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I was pretty sure forrins could sign up and fight for other armys
I know Brits have signed up and fought for the yanks in vietnam ect. What would stop Scots from signing up?
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:08,
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Dunno for sure, historically countries have had special regiments for Johnnies.
The Foreign Legion of France, the Spanish Scottish Regiment etc.
I was just under the impression you had to be a citizen to have a choice.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:11,
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"Oh hay, Scottland. How are you? *sigh*, I'm ok. Wales is doing well, they've got a refferendum coming up....
... so, I was thinking about what you were saying, and i've talked it through with Ireland and we've decided that i'm using my airspace next week; it's just not convinient..... And the week after. Yes, look, if it's not going to work out it's not going to work out, but you can't just use my airspace without asking."
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:10,
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got way more guitar stuff than I deserve so far this year
Alt: gitanes
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Two Hats π©π©, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:56,
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Do tell.
Also, nice alt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:58,
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Les Paul custom shop 59 Reissue
Hughes & Kettner Tubemeister 5
Fender Champion 600 Little Blondie
Jimi Hendrix Fuzz Face
Bareknuckle Slow Hand set (putting those in my USA Standard Strat)
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Two Hats π©π©, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:07,
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Cor!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:12,
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There is no limit to how much guitar stuff one deserves
In reply to the question 'How many guitars do you own'? the only acceptable answer is 'Not enough'.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:58,
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Correct
My wife once tried to tell me that 6 guitars was too many so I bought another 7 within a year.
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:00,
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I bet she threw the book at you for that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:03,
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Tell her it's nothing to....
......fret about!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:07,
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He could just string her along
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:12,
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This is totally true
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Two Hats π©π©, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:07,
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Took my baritone acoustic/electric out for the first time yesterday
Caused a few raised eyebrows. Great fun to play though.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:11,
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Bryan Adams is shit mind.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:20,
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HIYA!
Im getting a pay rise and a title change in a couple months, so that.
I will be Sir GeordieJay.
Gonna be a bit more stressful like but aint that what life is all about.
alt. Anything that doesn't live in a shell or in a pond, and calm down on the garlic you cunts.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:12,
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Look sorry I'm not letting this one go until I have an answer
I don't care about their currency or their army or the Scottish Space Program.
Why are we trying so hard to keep them?
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:27,
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The only reason I actually want them to stay is because I want the UK to remain as it is.
That's it, really. I have no particular reasons beyond the fact that I think it'd be a shame. They have the choice of self-determination and if they choose to go, they can.
I don't think anybody's trying particularly hard to keep them, points are just being made as to what's likely to happen if they go. There's no reason at all why we'd allow them to share our currency and lots as to why it'd be a liability for us etc. but nobody's saying "please don't go :((("
Given the arguments being made though, they'd be stupid to leave.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:30,
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Labour need Scotland as they are fucked without their complement of Scots MPs.
Ditto the Lib Dems.
The Conservatives want to keep things the way they are. The clue's in the name.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:31,
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Didn't want to conserve the NHS though eh readers?!!
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:34,
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eh eh, satire eh
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:34,
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^^this
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:34,
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Maybe it's just my southern bias
but I don't see how you'd afford to support all your drop-outs on just Aberdeen's allegedly world-beating financial market.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:34,
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because oil and gas revenues go straight to Westminster and don't get factored in to the usual disingenuous 'cost more to keep than raise in taxes' numbers.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:35,
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So basically the only argument for keeping them is "Change? We don't like change!"
If I were in change I'd keep really quiet about the currency and defence. Then when they vote yes just tell them to fuck right off.
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Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:37,
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Yes, pretty much.
I think that's why the arguments against have been pretty limited to "You won't be able to have this if you leave" as opposed to "we're better in a union because of"
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:42,
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When is all this gonna be decided?
They've been banging on about freedom since 1995. Just fucking give them it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:36,
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September
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:37,
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Referendum in September.
I was in your neck of the woods on Saturday. I gotpissed :)
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:38,
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In Fallowfield? Trying to snare a drunk student, eh?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:41,
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City centre. Had a good time. I saw one of tjese homosexuals as well, shocking ay?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:44,
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Not in Manchester. Ten a penny and sometimes cheaper!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:46,
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why don't you go on questiontime and ask?
also, who voted for this clown? we should "hug" Scotland into staying???
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/scotland-independence-debate-should-love-6714280
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:38,
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I'm guessing that voters in Penrith voted for him.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:41,
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not specific enough
just like your Scottish policies
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:42,
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Conservative voters in Penrith.
Typical Tory buffoonery.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:43,
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one day you might earn enough to vote tory
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:45,
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I'm never voting Tory, sozzlez xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:46,
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voting Tory going to earn more than a pittance
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:47,
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haha!
Hi Battered, that was a quick sex change!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:48,
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sadly.... it wasn't really necessary, if you know what i mean
tinycocklols
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:49,
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yeah, the beard growth is a bit of a giveaway
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:53,
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Votes ought to be on policies.
You ought to be at least open-minded on changing the party you vote for, should their policies reflect your interests.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:48,
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well yes
But I believe in a big government which looks after its citizens, and a properly funded welfare state for those who need it, as well as an NHS which operates effectively.
None of these policies are espoused by the Conservatives.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:52,
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So do I,
but they're not really properly represented by Labour, either.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:58,
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Vichy^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:53,
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βIβd like to see 10 or 15,000 families from Cumbria joining hands along the wall and the same amount in Newcastle. Iβm appealing for different groups, such as the Womenβs Institute, unions and schools to join in,β said Mr Stewart.
Women and children first, eh?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:43,
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Scots block sewers with
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:55,
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