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Lunch?For those who think I was joking before, todays Hot Main in the canteen is a steamed plaice fillet (nice) served with a slow braised fennel, artichoke and olive salad (wtf).
GIVE PEAS A CHANCE
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:09,
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dunno cos im off at lunch time. Might get something in Manc CC.
What's it to you?
probably something from Rice
ricebars.co.uk/piccadilly-gardens/
why are you so needy?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:20,
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Peas suck Worst of all the vegetables. Except sprouts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:22,
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Just about!For those who don't know - spent rather a lot of time in hospital over the past few months and am now a bit beaten up after some surgery.
But totally worth it because..... Baby Meatswipe is absolutely fucking lovely!!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:31,
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Oh well big congratulations to you both!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:33,
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Have you had it now?!Thatwas a secret and half to keep I'll give you that!!
So made up for you both :) xxx
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:43,
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What? A BABY?! nuts.Congratulations!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:45,
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Remember, a wee tot of whisky in their milk helps them sleepIf you're breastfeeding, it helps you sleep too.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:50,
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Congratulations \o/Now you have a genuine excuse to Skype people at 3 am, too.
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Congratulations. Now cancel the kids Skype account, it keeps trolling Chompy.
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Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:54,
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Oh, and in terms of cravings;did you just accidentally get everything right for a few months?
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Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:54,
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I got sensible cravings A massive diamond, a trip to the Caribbean etc.
None of them got fulfilled :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:59,
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Yeah, I gather I am supposed to have organised a skype party from my hospital bed I can only assume it was the morphine talking
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:56,
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Morphine is fucking awesome. I'm actually looking forward to my next hospitalisation.
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Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:59,
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Turns out I react like a little pussy to massive drugsBlood pressure through floor, projectile vomit, the works.
They keep trying to give me liquid morphine now, but I can't see how to take it with a fork
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:01,
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get one of those syringes you get with calpol. Also good for low volume impromptu water fights.
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Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:06,
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Look, it's the best way to wash them outand not squirting it at the wife seemed like a wasted opportunity.
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Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:09,
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Seeming to be slowly growing further apart in bed, that kind of thing?(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:25, Reply)
Cogratulations you two.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:43,
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alright swipe.You are completely wrong about veg, like most food.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:24,
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Swiples xxI haz justice!!
Fuck, I need to change my sig now.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:25,
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Hold your horses, might be another hit and runEdit: Oh, she ain't running anywhere for a while now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:26,
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You now have two children to look after.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:39,
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Two children and two birds Guess which one makes the most mess
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:42,
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We all know it is Frog.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:43,
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www.mixcloud.com/TheSultan/the-sultan-festival-classics-set-bestival-2015/
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:26,
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I went to university with a girl who was afraid of peas.Lunch was two toasted cheese rolls with chicken and coleslaw, followed by a nectarine and LIDL's new and awesome ginger dark chocolate (17% ginger, fact fans).
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.Yeti., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:26,
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THAT'S WHAT SWIPE SAYS... ;)Boom Boom!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:31,
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I'm really hungry and it's not lunchtime yet :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:31,
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I mean, I suppose I could just eat my lunch anyway, but that's not the point.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:31,
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Update: I've eaten it now and feel much better.I know this is the most important topic in this thread.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:10,
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Yoko OnoVerified account
@yokoono
Carry a bag of peas. Leave a pea wherever you go.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:40,
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Why don't you like vegetables?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:48,
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Can't decide what to do for lunch.This bothers me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:10,
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I'm having a Yorkshire pasty and an onion bhaji(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:27,
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It appears to be exactly like a Cornish one but not actually made there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:29,
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But with less fewer carrots?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:33,
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There was clearly carrot in it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:33,
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No lunch todayI did a search and discovered that not only has he put his own name on b3ta no less than 25 times which is more than double the amount of anyone else all put together. What makes it worse is its actually just a spastic spelling of Rory.
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Peej, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:48,
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Delete this pleaseb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post450792
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:51,
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stop linking my name to badly spelled nonce accusationsI'm considering deed poll.
...because the key lesson from the Cranley debacle was that the unemployment was due to potential employers searching b3ta for information.
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it's gordongate all over againb3ta.com/talk/7810763
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:59,
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Hey philiejoe. what's your point?I've made it quite clear that the effect of certain posters repeatedly mentioning me personally identifiable information and accusations of child porn, and rape is causing me distress. People can either stop doing that or not. If and when I mention my own personally identifiable information is irrelevant. Stop trying to blame me for people deliberately targeting me with words on the internet which any reasonable person would find threatening and offensive.
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every time you bring it up it adds to the search results(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:03,
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I wrote the word curry today as a post.A single word, how many times was I refereed to?
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I searched your real name alongside the word rapist and the word paedophile and no results came upLooks like you're in the clear.
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Peej, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:08,
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Its not all about you mateI was talking about someone else, God you're such an ego maniac.
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Peej, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:03,
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I'm increasingly of the opinion that you are only saying all this for shits and giggles (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:03,
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No, I trolled you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:06,
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So now that Frog and swipe have upped the ante, are you going to knock up lady pig?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:09,
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Ready or not, here they come(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:14,
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If I'm being honest [edit] definitely not phil, Having kids of any sort sounds like a terrible idea. No offense meatswipe.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:14,
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tggi^Tomorrow I have to be a responsible adult at a kid's swimming party
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:15,
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Word of advice Sporters old chumWear a baggy pair of swim shorts - hides the stiffy.
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ima gaffa tape it down beforehand(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17,
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I'm going to start drinking around lunch time.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:19,
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Sorry Joe.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:29,
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If he is, then he's gone way past the point of 'potentially amusing' and is rapidly closing in on 'full Bertdown'(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:09, Reply)
Well then I regret to inform you that you are rapidly heading for a full Bertdown.Exits from the internet are *here*, *here* and *here*.
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It's my fault, I just can't stop myself from being harrassed. I understand.(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16, Reply)
You could just go away and never come back here.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:19,
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I can't go away from the internet.I can leave b3ta but there has been harassment outside of b3ta. It didn't stop on b3ta when I didn't post for a year. And it hasn't stopped, so my "take it on the chin" and "it's not worth escalating" patience has worn out.
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What did you get in the year you were away from here then that doesn't sound like the ramblings of a paranoid?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:27,
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My understanding is that you revealed your own real name on an irreverant comedy websiteThen proceeded to have a series of high-profile fallings-out with several popular forum members.
You then seem to be expressing outrage at your name being re-posted on the same forum where you yourself published your name.
You then open yourself up for further ridicule by creating a profile on a BDSM website using the same account name that you use here.
As your complaints increase in magnititude, so does the level of abuse you're getting. Re-appearing on here every day is not helping at all.
A more sensible course of action would perhaps have been to step away from the keyboard and go and play somewhere else, don't you think?
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Then proceeded to have a series of high-profile fallings-out with several popular forum members.
You then seem to be expressing outrage at your name being re-posted on the same forum where you yourself published your name.
You then open yourself up for further ridicule by creating a profile on a BDSM website using the same account name that you use here.
As your complaints increase in magnititude, so does the level of abuse you're getting. Re-appearing on here every day is not helping at all.
A more sensible course of action would perhaps have been to step away from the keyboard and go and play somewhere else, don't you think?
LOL!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:27,
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Then proceeded to have a series of high-profile fallings-out with several popular forum members.
You then seem to be expressing outrage at your name being re-posted on the same forum where you yourself published your name.
You then open yourself up for further ridicule by creating a profile on a BDSM website using the same account name that you use here.
As your complaints increase in magnititude, so does the level of abuse you're getting. Re-appearing on here every day is not helping at all.
A more sensible course of action would perhaps have been to step away from the keyboard and go and play somewhere else, don't you think?
LOL!
Congratulations
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Peej, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:29,
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You forgottrying to start an alternative forum by stealing both posters from this one, which turned out to be so laughable that no-one lasted more than a couple of days once the initial "joke" wore off.
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Good point.I'd forgotten about that, mainly because it sounded so shit right from the start that I didn't even bother to look at it.
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Fair enough, here's my understanding.
I have posted on b3ta for a while.
I have repeatedly blocked users from replying to me on b3ta using the tools available on the website.
Some users on b3ta have on more than 2 occasions posted comments and information that caused me alarm. Specifically accusations of serious crimes.
I also received a skype call and phone calls. Profile in my real name, and variations of my username have been made.
Some users on b3ta posted my photo and personally identifiable information without permission. And have refused to remove them when asked.
I have repeatedly asked people to stop and made it clear that I believe it counts as harassment.
I left b3ta for over a year and it didn't stop.
As I've said before, I'm never going to agree that it's just harmless banter no matter what people say on here. So it either stops or I'll have to do whatever I can to make it stop.
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What happened in the year you were away?EDIT: also, Internet hard manning
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:52,
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Let me ask you thisDo you feel more harrassed now, or during the year when you were away from the site?
My point being, that if you permanently left then people would soon forget about you and the perceived harassment would rapidly tail off.
Also, you may think you were away for a year, but there was a widespread suspicion that you were lurking during that time. That in itself probably prolonged the 'harrassment' and was really not helping yourself, IMHO.
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I see you didn't address any of the other points.Honestly, were you lurking or not? Your answer will go some way to explaining your state of mind when you returned.
Edit: See also searching for posts about yourself.
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I feel more harrassed now because I recieved phone calls and skype messageswhich took it from a words on the screen mentality to an actual interrupting my real life thing. I may have looked at the popular pages of b3ta once or twice a month, I think I logged in to call naked ape an idiot.
But more importantly it's not up to me to stop letting the harassment affect me for fucks sake, it's up to the people continuing the harassment to stop. That's is the main point, this isn't my problem, this is theirs.
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Well no one seems to be owning up to it. so your evidence that it was a poster from here appears flimsy at best.So are you saying that you definitely haven't pissed anyone off somewhere else?
As I said, lurking - even monthly - will not help. Responding to taunts, phone calls, etc also doesn't help.
Hit 'disconnect' or 'logout' and forget all about it. I'm sure your perceived harassers will eventually do the same.
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But you did set up the bdsm profile. At least have the dignity to admit that, rather than maintaining the laughable position that it was me or meatsnake.
I know you're mentally ill, but that's just crazy.
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I did not.If I did what would it matter, do I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Here's three questions for you personally dozer. Have I told you to leave me alone? Have I made it clear that I believe I'm being harassed? Have you left me alone?
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continued unwanted communication.Repeated posts designed to cause alarm or distress.
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Perceived levels of distress are totally subjective though.One man's apparent genuine upset is another man's crybaby drama queen. Innit?
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Yes, my argument that partial, personally identifiable information posted in a "public" place about me being a rapist, or collector of child porn is a targeted attempt at causing alarm. And that any "reasonable person" as mentioned in the act would agree.
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And how was it 'personally identifiable'?Or yes, that's right, you posted your name here - numerous times.
Nice one.
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What about this postb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2545629
That limits the accusation to a single office where there were two statisticians working?
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I'm not following your logic here.How do NHS Direct statisticians come into it? Oh wait a minute, you told everyone that too.
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What are you even banging on about.You're saying I should have kept all personal information about myself secret at all times, because I should have had the foresight to know that someone would use that information to post accusations of child abuse against me in the future? And that it isn't in fact a problem that someone is posting specifics about my life with accusations of serious crimes.
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Yes, that's PRECISELY what I'm saying.FFS it's not fucking rocket science. You went onto an anonymous website and gave away personal details - name, town, occupation - and now you're bleating that someone has taken the piss using those very details that you provided.
I'm sure that if you do report this 'harrassment' to the authorities you'll be given quite a patronising lecture normally reserved for 12 year olds.
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That's strange, I didn't get a lecture, I got asked for more information and to record as much as I can.(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:42, Reply)
Oh I see, so they just went off shaking their heads saying 'what a fucking naive fanny' instead?If the authorities are already on the case, then what are you still whining on about? Surely the miscreants will be caught and dealt with appropriately? I'm not sure that further whinging is really necessary.
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No, they were perfectly calm and professional. I'm answering your questions. Or replying to people asking about it.
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Putting personal information on here is like a girl going out and getting drunk in a short skirtI think we can guess what "linking that personal information to serious crimes and using it to find phone numbers for harassment" is in this analogy.
Stop victim-blaming, you monster.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:59,
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b3ta.com/talk/7843893
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 17:02,
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"Reasonable expectation of privacy" and " the internet" are contradictionsSorry to be the bearer, etc.
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Does he have an enormous nose too?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:13,
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I've made it quite clear that the effect of certain posters repeatedly mentioning me personally identifiable information and accusations of child porn, and rape is causing me distress. People can either stop doing that or not. If and when I mention my own personally identifiable information is irrelevant. Stop trying to blame me for people deliberately targeting me with words on the internet which any reasonable person would find threatening and offensive.
Congratulations
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:08,
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Look MEATSNAKE! I'm all for a bit of ladbantz but Chompy here might be a 14 year old girl and the internet bullying from people using his real name that he told them on the internet may make him suicide all over the place(
Peej, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:10,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:10,
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I hope baby meatswipe's first words are 'nice chips mate'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:14,
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Breastfeeding with a fork is gonna be difficult(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:15,
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I will buy her a little megaphone just in case(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:47,
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In other baby news, One of the lads at work has just told me that the Thai prostitute he spent two weeks having unprotected sex with while over there, did not only give him crabs, but is also pregnant with his child and is planning on moving here.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16,
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He's 22. His mum has thrown him out apparently so he's sleeping in the shift hut for a couple of days.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17,
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Hang about, it had both sets?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17,
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He got a rare all girl one.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17,
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I dont knowShe's had a cock once or twice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:18,
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what did he expect?Do they not teach anything to kids now in sex ed?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:18,
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We all told him he was a moron.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:21,
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lol, what a wally.This also implies not only was he daft enough to have unprotected sex with a prostitute, he also felt the need to give her his contact details.
Some 50 year old bloke who drank in my local was big into his prostitutes, he one day proudly regaled us a story of how some presumably trafficked bird in a brothel 'just hopped on with no johnny or nothing' and was surprised to be met with faces of disgust. We suggested he might want to get himself checked out for his and his missus's sake and his response was a nonchalant 'i'm to old for any more kids anyway'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:32,
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Fucking hell.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:35,
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Also, I clicked Y even though I had no idea.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16,
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Please delete my real name off that poll.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17,
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I think my point was most of us did and we were all very good and kept quiet(
Peej, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:20,
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To be fair thoughI think children are shit so I am the last person even my RL friends tells about this sort of thing
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Oh btw, Mrs Bonzodog is pregnant.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:44,
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It's going to be difficult to pinpoint which of those present that night it belongs to.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:50,
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She offered a group discount(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:53,
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There was quite a lot of us.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:55,
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I knowAnd you were on film and as your real name is mentioned and quite unique I will be blackmailing you
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Only if I can have a copy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:59,
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No way, I could experience it again for less than that (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:49,
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Yeah but would it have split screen stereo sound eh ask yourself that
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I didn't, but another part of the internet was indiscreet shortly before this 'official' announcement.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:23,
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You were and we appreciate it. That's why the OMG GAZ HACK creepyness annoyed me because there were some highly personal details about swipes health throughout the pregnancy to some people in messages that we definitely didn't want 'jokes' about, but all Is well now so that's that
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:37,
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+ that she wants is another baby(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:43,
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I'd definitely entrust sensitive, personal information to b3ta's gaz system.No way that could go wrong.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:48,
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Perhaps mildly foolish, but thats not really the point is it?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:49,
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Howevercould you imagine that I made some shit jokes about this at the time and now we can look back and laugh about it
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I heard he asked for the "husband's stitch".(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:52,
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Swipe's bludger is no laughing matter.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:03,
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Search me, meatm8.I wasn't really paying attention.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:51,
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I'm a bit worried, I've used my real name in gazzes before.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:51,
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Bad luck, Gareth.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:53,
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I gazzed out my address for randomburn.Lighty sent me a cd. I never listened to it. I found it in a drawer when I moved house.
It had a nice drawing on the cdr. Unless that was one of the other ones.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:54,
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Almost certainly one of the other onesI have no artistic talents
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:42,
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I am minutes away from TDFU(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:30,
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180And my boss has cancelled a meeting I was planning on dozing off in.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:33,
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FFS some cunt has just arranged a call for 4.30.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:37,
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Would do usually, but I need to be on this one.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:45,
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I'll have been to the pub and be back home by then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:43,
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So you're better than me. Big deal(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:46,
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You're the coolest one here (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:52,
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