Oh fuck what have I done?
This morning, I was using one of my Twitter accounts and it led to some banter with a couple of people about Chris Moyles following all the press coverage about him not getting paid. As a joke I set up a donation page in his name: www.justgiving.com/Christopher-Moyles with any donations going to charity.

It has started to go viral on Twitter and I am not sure what to do! 3 donations have been made so far, it is getting retweeted alot and I have just had a media enquiry.

I have found details of Moyles's agent online and emailed them to let them know.

What else should I do? I wasn't expecting this level of reaction!

EDIT: it has now made the Guardian: www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2010/sep/23/chris-moyles-radio-1

SECOND EDIT: Someone (unrelated to all this) has done a Chris Moyles charity record to raise money for him: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySSreHakHFE

THIRD EDIT: In case you miss this link below Bobby has created a FB page to accompany all of this: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=155267437827706
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:58, 248 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Clearly states it'sa spoof
People love a joke.
Let it roll raise some money all good :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Change it to a fund to pay to for the fat cunt to be deported

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

You beat me to it
but I was going to say "Hitman"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

^ this
Or it could pay for a sense of humour implant for the stroppy twat.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

That would be charitable.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Good point, well made
*donates twelvety pence*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

^do this
that fat unfunny cunt

get him some liposuction and get his tongue cut out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

^ give him liposuction
and inject all the fat into his tongue.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

thus creating a kind of mecha-Jamie Oliver?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Then we'll put the two cockends in a pit and make them tongue-wrestle one another to the death
Winner gets a red-hot poker up the arse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Ew. I'll pay money
NOT to watch that.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

That's the quicker method
The alternative is we just let them continue their normal lives with these vastly inflated tongues, and see how long it takes them to realise that attempting to speak will crush their tracheas. And that way they will learn not to speak on pain of self-asphyxiation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Doesn't seem to have worked so far, sadly
Perhaps tongue wrestling to the death is for the best.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Could just be that Oliver is a fan of auto-asphyxiation
So by talking shit in a shit accent on his shit TV programme he gets the combined eroticism of a good choking and the sound of his own voice. He must be permanently tumescent...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Judging by the number of stupidly named kids
his wife has popped out, it's entirely possible...
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Oh christ, you mean he's managed to procreate?
It's worse than I feared...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I think he's got 4 now
it was in the news last week - the latest one is called Buddy. I wouldn't even call my dog something that lame.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Buddy?
FFS. Buddy is a nickname given to blues players if it's a name at all. Unless it's short for something amusing like Budderick then I shall campaign for Oliver to be legally required to eat this child with a side order of turkey twizzlers.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)

OMG 3 donations
IT'S GOING VIRAL EVERYONE!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I said started. The media enquiry & retweets are what concern me. I didn't say it was an internet phenomenon

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

do do dododado

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Is that a song by The Police?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

No it's by The Muppets

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I'm not buying that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Do do dodo!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Years ago some shit girl band called 'Vanilla' dia a version of that
"No way no way, me-nem-en-AH"

Dreadful.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

No way, no way.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGwB-f1xfxM&p=EBC04291C4B85896&playnext=1&index=22

Don't get fresh with me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Now I have that stuck in my head
Which is better than the fucking Lloyds dodododo'ing music I've had in there for WEEKS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Ha!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Oh gawd
they toured the schools a year or so later with an anti-drugs message "No way no way"

Twats.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Just say no!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Probably more effective
poor old Zammo
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Ro-Land.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Ro-land
smoked a massive spliff before going to the White House to meet the Reagans whilst promoting 'Just Say No'. The fucking fat hero.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

a few of them did
legends
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Brilliant.
Both Ro-land having a smoke and the use of the words 'The fucking fat hero'.

Wonderful.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Consider this post your 'birthday treat'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Cheers.
You fucking fat* hero.

*thin/gay/spazzy/monged
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Which one?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Roxanne.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You mean
Rwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxaaaaaaan
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

You don't have to put on the red light.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Rox....

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I feel we are doing this modern classic justice
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

it's brought a tear to my eye

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Sting.
He's another one.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

gawd yer such a cunt lolol

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I'm a loveable scamp at most.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I wouldn't say you were a cunt
but that's more apt than "loveable"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

IYAMCHARMINGANDWITTY

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I agree

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

This

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

POTD

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

TRUTH

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

That is a fact

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

YOU YAAM?????

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Yeah but not with mashmallows or whatever you freaks put on it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

lol wot

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

He's a brummie innit
They yam all the time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm not a fucking brummie.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

s'all roight to be a bruuummiiie

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Kipper Tie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Love-lye.
Two sugars please.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

that should be
'Two sugars please, bab'.

I hate living in the Midlands...
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

You're witty
no doubt about that. And I don't even like you. But you're about as charming as Russell Brand is hygenic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I want his hair

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I want his liver.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Those who have donated clearly know it's a spoof.
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day week.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Wow you need to get out more

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Why do you say such hurtful things?
*sobs*
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Because I'm a bitch
I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

you should do knowing the lyrics to that song!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

You know you wouldn't want me any other waaaayy

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Thanks for that.
Although it had shifted Vanilla from the internal jukebox, it's not a major improvement.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Damn you I had a great tune in my head.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I know a song that'll get on your nerves
get on your nerves
get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
get get get on your nerves.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

That 'song' is even more annoying...
...if you just repeat the first line.

Over.

And over.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I hate you

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

You're welcome.

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

You should give me some ideas
on how to jazz up roast beef a bit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Scat

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Ska-doo-wop
Sha-dooby-doo-wah
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

*rotates 90 degrees and raises eyebrow*
Nice.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

*defecates on beef joint*

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

*jazz hands*

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

No, my hands are the only thing holding me above this monstrous pile of roast beef and faeces...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Where are your feet?

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I envisioned it as quite a high table/kitchen worktop
So I had to put my hands on the edge and hoist myself up with my arse dangling precariously over Amberl's roasting tin.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I would probably just stand on the worktop.
Supporting oneself with one's legs would seem to be a better way of avoiding a beef enema.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Or the imprint of a hot roasting tin on one's buttocks.

(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

^ yeah, it's the roasting tin I'd be worried about
A 'hot meat enema' is something I'm quite accustomed to these days (apparently)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Mmm.
Seared rump.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

before or after cooking?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

it's currently cooking
been in for about half an hour
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Make sure you cook it pink and then leave it to rest for longer than you think you should!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

^this
also, serve with mustard or hot horseradish

possibly chimichurri
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Or boil some potatos for about 20 mins
then chuck into the lovely beef fat to crisp up

Horseraddish is where its at!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Thanks for all suggestions!
Much appreciated
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Rub ginger and garlic into the surface before roasting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Cook it in a trumpet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Actually Amberl
This is the best idea!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I will gaz you later

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

You have my admiration for doing this
Not least since you can expect to see this practical joke referenced on all manner of panel shows over the next week or so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Ta. It is getting some press interest (link above). All started as a joke but is making a small amount of money for charity

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

you need to get across the fact that many many people think he is a complete cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I think the 20,000 calories bit does that pretty well
I'm also surprised he's the nation's 2nd favourite DJ - but for opposite reasons. He has an audience of 8million, so who the hell - now Terry Wogan has retired - is ahead of him?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I fucking hated Wogan as well
I really dislike almost all radio though.

I particularly hate the bit where they have any kind of audience participation. I don't give a shit who wants a shout out. I don't give a flying fuck who is doing what with their evening.

Stupid cunts the lot of them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Jesus
In other, more light-hearted news, I'm currently undergoing two seperate text conversations, both with lesbians, and even though I know it's fruitless I'm doing that thing where you hope the new message received is from the hotter one of the two.

That is all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:08, Reply)

my burning hatred for these things
keeps me a generally positive and upbeat person
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I don't think it counts if you have to subscribe

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)

That is by far the funniest thing I've ever seen you post
Genuine officelol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Two things alarm me about that Guardian article
The first is that FatCuntMoyles is apparently the nation's "second-most popular DJ," but I guess there's no accounting for taste.

The second...what in the name of jolly-rogering-fucksod-monkey-bumming-cat-binning-marrow-rogering-Voltaire's-angry-glove-administering-national-rail-privatising buggery ...is a "Twibbon?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I'm guessing a ribbon for twitter
But you know that's just me totally going out on a limb like woah crazy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Steady on there,
you don't want to stray too close to these modern colloquialisms, else you might start using them yourself...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Ok I want to you to have raised 20 quid by tomorrow.
I also want updates as long as they are paired with questions
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Just had a donation from Andy Parfitt - Moyle's boss.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

nice!
I hope Moyles sulks MASSIVE STYLEEE so everyone goes "fuck off moyles"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I am in touch with his agent to see if he has the balls/humility to retweet it himself

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

woah there
this whole thread was looking pretty humdrum up until that bit
(Mr Big Stuff, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Up to £23.70 now. I know. So much money the charity won't be able to cope.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I noticed someone else had posted a comment about the BBC moving Moyles to a
performance-related pay contract.

That made me smile.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Fan of hip hop?
worldfamousdesignjunkies.com/posters/beer-chart-rap-chart/attachment/wfdj_popchartlab_thegrandtaxonomyofrapnames/

Not a fan of hip hop?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjAVa9RAfWQ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

This is great!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

...were you looking for Darth on Youtube?
Like the chart.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

that taxonomy thing is marvellous

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

It really is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I can't find Jam Master Jay.
I expected to see him nestling alongside Salt n Pepper.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

he's in the Titles section near the bottom

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

See 'Masters'
Unfortunately there isn't a section for Preserves
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Well that makes the whole thing SHIT.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

since when
was chris moyles NEWS?

ach mein gott in himmel.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Fabulous WWII German exclaiming there.
I've almost forgiven you for saying 'lounge' now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

she's Northern
what can you expect? She probably eats "tea", too.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

You may be right.

*shudders*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

sorry darling
but when you are discussing where to locate something that you are going to punch seven shades of hell out of, i don't think calling it a lounge is the biggest of your problems!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Haha, I love things like this.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I'm waiting for my interview! Oh god oh god oh god.
Meet the bloke outside having a fah.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Are you going to finish this post?
Having a what?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Is he quite effete?

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

He's a Southern Gentleman, perhaps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Mayhap you are correct.
They're quite louche down there.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Good luck!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

+ita

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

+kin good time?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

good luck Gonz.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

+sectomy

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

They're suggesting Moyles should add a "protein-packed donation" for disadvantaged children?
I for one am sickened and horrified.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

it doesn't surprise me though
he has the look of a paedo about him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

And a rapist
And a hoodlum
And a leftie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I hear he shops at Tescos
that's where he gets all his best clothes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

He's probably dedicated an entire morning's show to telling us that in excruciating detail...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I quite like Chris Moyles.
This whole story is about him not being paid for 2 months because of a computer error.
If that happened to me I would be fucking livid.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I see him as a figurehead for everything I hate about radio
I don't have all that much against him personally, he's done well for himself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I have a deep and personal hatred of Christian O'Connell.
Anyone radio 'personaility' who isn't him has an immediate huge advantage from my point of view.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I really truly loathe the wackiness
and as I mentioned earlier, the forced feeling audience participation. I don't think I have ever heard a Radio 1 DJ say anything worthwhile on any subject aside from John Peel.

One of the reasons I like Planet Rock is because when the DJs do talk it is about their experiences as rock journalists or musicians and how it relates to stuff.

Or it's Rick Wakeman, complaining about stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Rick Wakeman is a fabulous raconteur.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:23, Reply)

indeed he is
many interesting rock related anecdotes.

There's been a lot of stuff about The Doors on recently, which I have enjoyed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I love my new DAB radio
mainly because I can now listen to planet rock.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

if you can get Arrowrock listen to that too
I can't get it unfortunately :-(

Planet Rock is brilliant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I don't like O'Connell either.
But I do like Geoff Lloyd.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I have known O'Connell since I was 13.
I HATE HIS FUCKING GUTS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:31, Reply)

You can't hate him that much if you've stayed in touch for twenty odd years.
As per my other post. Geoff Lloyd is the only DJ they have who is worth listening to, but he is let down by his rent-a-minge in the studio who laughs a little bit too hard at the average bits.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Oh I've not.
I last saw him in the pub in Winchester about 10 years ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Sinister.

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

And someone who would condone incest

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Ooh, I bet he would as well
Whilst putting popular family pets in waste disposal utilities, I'll warrant.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I bet he is another of Bert's accounts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest
Epsecially as I suspect he's also the sort to leave the lid of the toothpaste open.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

the bounder!
does his hatefulness know no bounds?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Oh, it gets worse: I also have it on good authority
that he's a fat cunt.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

really the only course of action is to gather up a mob of villagers
pummel him into a ball with mattocks and launch him from a trebuchet at the French.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Hopefully they will already have a pyre of burning sheep and cars waiting at his landing site
and as he crashes into a fiery crater of oblivion, the last thing he hears will be people drinking wine and eating cheese and saying "haw he haw he haw" as they laugh at his dreadfully northern way of crying out in agony.

Trebuchets: solving life's problems by relocating them to somewhere far away from you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I'm sure we could come to some kind of arrangement with them
by pointing a gun and watching them capitulate.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Just tell them the unemployment is all his fault,
and that he's a closet Arab who doesn't like wine.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

that is certain to do the trick

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

It occurs to me
that making fun of Chris Moyles and raising money for charity whilst doing so makes you the closest thing to a decent human being ever to grace the pages of B3ta (sorry Amberl)

It also occurs that this week's QOTW is "What was I thinking?" - you ought to clean up with this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I heartily suggest trying to get this newslettered
and getting many many people to post abusive criticisms of Moyles along with their meagre donations
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:18, Reply)

haha just noticed there is a new comment about him sleeping on a sofa

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I know. I'm not going to moderate the comments unless the charity ask me to.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

good lad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I have submitted it for the newsletter & posted it on /links

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I'm probably about the only person on here
who listens to his show with any degree of regularity (30 mile M25 commute) so I'll be interested to see if he addresses this.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

32redbingo have just doubled your pot!
Now I want to play bingo...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

That has kind of put a damper on a long run of entertaining comments
Battered, old chap, are you sure you don't want to moderate the comments?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

They're giving £32
They deserve a bit of advertisment.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

would rather not - some brand or another was going to get hold of it at some point once it made the Guardian and got so many retweets. If it was a pr0n site or something I would remove it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

right I've just caught up
This is fantastic. I have posted it to my facebook and emailed it to my student friends.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Thanks.
EDIT - any chance you could help the charity out by setting up a FB page for the spoof? I would but I'm tied up with answering journo's questions and responding on Twitter
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

On it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Nice one - please send me the link when done - I will buy you a beer at the next bash

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=760710470#!/group.php?gid=155267437827706&ref=mf
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Nice one. Much appreciated.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I'm gonna email Holy Moly now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:28, Reply)

They already know about the justgiving page and have tweeted it earlier

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:34, Reply)

ignore my gaz.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:41, Reply)

i also think
that breakfast radio shows are literally the worst human invention since the iron maiden. in fact, they are significantly more tortuous. it's bad enough getting up for work, when you're crashing around the flat trying to co-ordinate something that looks smart enough without needing ironing, without having to listen to some dullard droning on about how his 5 year old daughter will only eat snap and crackle and not pop from her bowl of Rice Krispies... SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF JUST DON'T FORGET TO PUT SOME MUSIC ON BEFORE YOU GO. even worse is when they get members of the public to phone in, squealing like piglets on ecstasy because they are on the radio.

why do all radio stations think people want to listen to this shit in the morning, seriously. i wouldn't pay any of them anything, moyles or anyone, just leave an ipod on shuffle, job done!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I was about to suggest that Radio 4 neatly sidesteps this problem
Before I remembered that "Thought for the Day" sends me into a similarly murderous rage...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

i just can't bear talking on the radio at all
one of my old squatters used to listen to talk radio in the morning, it was nothing but taxi drivers screaming for them to bring back hanging or women who've never been further east than cambridge claiming that the burkha is oppressive to other women...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

You are me AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

i knew it wasn't just me
i honestly think because most people put the radio on in the morning, the producers look at the figures, and instead of thinking "these people have put the radio on BECAUSE it's morning" they think "ooooh they are loving this waffling garbage gibberish shite, we must repeat it every morning until our unfortunate listeners want to stab themselves over and over in the ear just so that they can bleed to a slow peaceful DJ banter-free death."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)

*smiles broadly*
I love it when you talk 'angry'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)

As if it wasn't bad enough that some pillock is being paid to talk shit
Any wanker with a phone can get on there and talk additional shit. Why is it almost the most pig-ignorant fucktards who decide their pig-ignorant opinion is of sufficient importance to warrant radio airtime?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Bar a tiny number of exceptions ALL radio presenters are ghastly.
There are some OK internet radio things I have found - garagepunk.com and WFMU, but on the whole they are wankers talking bollocks for the benefit of idiots.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Look at these:
www.oki-ni.com/Shop-All-Footwear/JWAnderson-SS11-Festival-Boot-Swarovski-Crystal-Toe/invt/jwa0805brn

Quite possibly the most hideous boots of all time.

Then look at the price.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Imagine it planted in to Chris Moyles nadgers by a critic of his show.
And it seems quite acceptable as a piece of footwear.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)

why would you do that to my eyes?
why monty, why?

don't make me talk angry to you, however much you love it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)

*loves it anyway*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)

They really are spectacularly hideous, aren't they?
Only £1930 to look like the biggest twat in human history, too...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)

would you like me
to stand with one foot on your neck and one on your crotch whilst wearing them?

[is that angry enough?]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Would you mind awfully choosing some other footwear, please?
They are putting me off, slightly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:34, Reply)

i have designer red stilettoes?
or lots of nice black high heels, shiny or otherwise. or about 10 pairs of knee high boots in different materials and colours. or some spiky shiny ankle boots? or bare pedicured feet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I say.
I think I'm having a heart attack.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:39, Reply)

that's the feel of an ancient engine
coming slowly back to life

/old jokes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:41, Reply)

it's because i'm standing on his windpipe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:42, Reply)

keep up the good work
and knee high boots obviously of all the options
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:43, Reply)

i am wearing my newest pair today
buttery soft grey leather, i am very pleased that grey is the new black this year! i also bought aubergine suede ones, which are miles nicer than they sound. russell & bromley is a dangerous place...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

the grey ones sound gorgeous
I have so much grey in my winter wardrobe it's unbelievable. Where did you get them from?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:46, Reply)

is it wrong that I'm enjoying this sub thread?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:47, Reply)

you're in touch with your feminine side
russell & bromley. i love them because they are actually comfortable! think they are called "dressage" or something - anyway they were £295.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:48, Reply)

saddest of sad faces
right here.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:49, Reply)

sorry
you could borrow mine if you lived in london... i bet DP or topshop or m&s does them just as nicely and a fifth the price!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Is DP another sex reference?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:52, Reply)

dorothy perkins
not quite the look they were going for!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:53, Reply)

When they told the agency they wanted an 'edgy' campaign
I think they didn't quite know what they were getting into.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I feel a bit silly now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I'm going to look them up on the internet
and gaze at them longingly haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:56, Reply)

they are nice
sorry i am a bit vipros-smug about them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)

that's alright
I'd be Vipros-smug as well if I had them.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Do you mind awfully?
I was in the middle of some fetish sex there, and now you've barged in talking about shopping.

I feel a bit of a fool lying down here now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:50, Reply)

you get back there
and do as you're told
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:51, Reply)

hahahaha
Clearly you are doing something wrong Monts.

This is like falling asleep on the job, women suddenly talking about buying shoes whilst you enjoy yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Use the code word!
Use the code word!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Hahahaha
'RED!' I SAID 'RED' DAMN IT!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:46, Reply)

but that's not the code word
jeff knows it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:48, Reply)

better not let BGB hear that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I do know the code word.
But I'll leave Monty to suffer at your hands feet a bit longer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Jeff.....tell.....me....the....fucking....word......
*gurgles*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:53, Reply)

What's it worth?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)

BobbyPires' pineal gland?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:56, Reply)

You lie there and choke you cunt!
I hope your face has gone pink.

I feel a bit sick now. You just want his kidney.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:58, Reply)

yeah
but you just gave away the code word!

i'll have to jump off now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Cock it.
I've enough footage of him suffering to sell it to one of the Online smut sites.

We'll split the money.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)

*breathes raggedly*

Righto, I think it's time I went for a pint in town.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Have fun.
I'm going for a quick shave then I'm off to the pub for drinks a plenty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:09, Reply)

makes me think of the kingmaker song
sequined thug
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Johnny Vaughan just donated
and posted about croissants. Vipros is there something you're not telling us?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:04, Reply)

hahaha, you've been put in charge of your own sarcastic campaign.
You'll be internet famous soon.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:20, Reply)