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(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
i started it

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
Yet more threads.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
more threads

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
this is so badass

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
The band “Slipknot” are famous for wearing what?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
Masks

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
beehives full of dogshit on their heads

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
no deoderant

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
Boiler suits
masks
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
Far too much make-up.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
their grandmothers

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
NON FUCKING QUIZ THREAD.
I got the pedals off my bike. My bike is now nearly covered in sellotape to keep it in one position on the plane. I'm sure you're all relieved to know the situation has been resolved.

What question should I ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
something sexual

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
Do I have pretty hair?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
Yeah, why not.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
yes
you have pretty hair and so do I.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
Karl is a shitcunt, true or flase?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
I'd go with flase.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
that causes me so much shit when I'm programming :(

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
The drums are a woodwind instrument. True or False.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
false

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
how much more of this is there to go?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
LOADS

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
a fucking lifetime

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
hahaha :(
oh god, i don't want to end up like you :(
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
six years of this shithole, it's practically guaranteed

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
False.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
knockers

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
True.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
Which drums?
Tabla? Congas? Bongos?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
THE drums.
I dunno, I'm making this up as I go.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
False! No! True!
Is the answer "six"?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
Who invented the saxophone?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
Jeebus

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
arf

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
I thought that was the harp
He was a clever bloke, that Jeebus.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
Adolphe Sax

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
the fucking cunt, I hate saxo-fucking-phones
fucking stupid farty parpy shit instruments, fuck off saxophones
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
He's dead now.
He got what he deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
This.
The saxophone is the most ridiculous, redundant instrument ever.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
Adolf Sax

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
Jeremy Saxman.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
Mr Sax

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
Does a quiz even work on a messageboard?
Given google?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
meh
it's summat to do on a Sunday night, when you have no life.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
Andrew Sax.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
mongychops
when i say mongychops, what i mean is, you ripped off his idea and failed so badly it's embarrassing
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
it does make a change from him pretending to be JMG though

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
"Paint it Black” is a song by which band?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
Is it FUCK THIS QUIZ?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
I think I smell a flounce
should I gaz you? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
Rolling Stones
and probably many others
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
more than one band have released a song with that title Karl :/

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
I'm talking about the best known one.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
have you ever run a quiz before?
jesus
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
No never.
Come on, 5th is beckoning
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
Come on, you could get into 5th here

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
At least put a date on it then

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
Rolling Stones

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
bachman turner overdrive

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
VNV Nation.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
knockers

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
muse

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
how a-muse-ing!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
someone just gaz'd me:
"haha, you moron you're meant to post answers in a new thread :/"

i just want to win
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
You're currently last.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
:((((((((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Which band released the song “Sing For Absolution”?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
Muse?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
my mum?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
sly and the family stone

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
Come on.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
EXCITED PEOPLE SPOIL THE INTERNET.
Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
pfft!
It's the most b3ta has moved in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
...USA?
i can approve of that
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
srsly stop reading my thoughts
or posts etc
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
it's like we're watching the same game!

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
USA! USA! USA!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
blah boobidy baya

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
YEAH?!
Dizzee Rascal collaborated with Calvin Harris and which other artist on the hit single “Dance Wiv Me”?


This is so not working.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
Chrome

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
Chrome

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
FUCK THIS GAME

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
youve missed half the questions you mong

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
Is it only a 4 question quiz?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
Mark E Smith

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
Chrome
yeah, it's really not.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
Not really
Probably because you're not asking questions where the answer is your mum though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
Start a new thead each question
that'd be a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
some people will get really annoyed by this
but I will be amused and that's all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
Chrome

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
Good Evening Chubsters.
No doubt preparing yourselves for another week of moaning and going on to blame me for all your misery.

I don't know..
Who's your preferred tag-team partner in the wrestling, from b3ta?
I'd pick Baldmonkey. Or GMoS with Gilgamesh as manager.
Something along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
Myself
....if I had a gun
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
What nationality are the dance duo Justice?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
French.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
Sumerian

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
Oh JMG :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
I don't know what I'm being blamed for, but I'm sure I have NO defence!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
Beth Ditto is the vocalist for which band?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
Gossip

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
The Gossip.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
all the ones legs eleven

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
The Fall

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
JMG, the football,
blimey, comments?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
Watching.. I'm not shocked. The Brazilians looked tired in the semi final.
Whereas the Americans seem the fittest national side I've seen in a long while.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
they looked more disinterested than tired i thought
but still, i am hoping they don't manage to get their act together at half time
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
I'm sick of these bloody horns, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
Blue Star
She'd bite their knee caps.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
Me and Lightguy.
We'd come to the ring to Don't Stop Believing by Journey. And wear dungerees.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
and shirts or no shirts?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
No shirts.
Straw hats.
I'd carry a toy donkey under one arm.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
awesome win!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
Someone I have to wrestle?
Oh, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
GMoS
I'd just stand at the ropes and watch him sort them out himself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
are we meant to be posting shit threads to get questions?
i've not had chance to read the rules
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
I think Top Gear have just met at Fouricci's old school.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
i'm watching the football,
you should be too, i'm not interested in that old spammer
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Question 2: What is Lady Gaga's real name?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
Cunty McFlange
or Lolly Outrageous
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
Stephanie Germano
or summat.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
what would happen if i deleted the thread after people had answered this question?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
She wouldn't have a name anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
by that logic she'd still have her new name, lady gaga, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
Steve the Lorry Driver.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
Stefania Gabriella.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
mr magoo

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
Stefania Gabriella Germanotta
Keep up. I already answered that in the thread below it.

Edit: You asked a question, removed it and ask in another thread?
NAUGHTY
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
SHUT IT :D

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
Wikipedia says you are wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
How can that be when I pasted it from there?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
Cheat >:[

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
I think the difference between me and a lot of others
is my honesty.
I will duck out soon enough anyway. It seems this quiz (so far) isn't really for grown ups.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
Meh, I'm just bored and waiting to go out.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
b3ta isnt for grown ups love

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
Please patronise me a bit more
Subtleties are lost on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
i dont do requests.
jog on
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
i remember when you used to be cool
:(
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
Two sentences and I'm doomed! Doomed I tell ya

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
grown ups?
on my internet?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
You can't have

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
Rumbled!
I am a dishonest non-cheater.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
If you didn't then that means you knew her first and last name already
Which is a bit worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
Hahahaha
*Shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
Deidre Tulipfuk

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
marc bolan

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
errol brown

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
no, you were right the first time

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
oh man i am so gonna win this

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
omg u r in sooo much trouble

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
fuck knows
quiz night is no bingo night
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
It moves faster

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
QUIZ TIME!
Okay, first 3 correct answers get points.
5 points for first, 3 points for seconds, 1 point for third.

Tonight's first topic is: MUSIC

Here's the first question:
Oliver Sykes, lead singer of Bring Me The Horizon was accused of doing what to a fan in Nottingham. ALL POINTS AWARDED, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
Pissing on him

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
I was wondering how that would work.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
Pissing on HER

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
Raping.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
i can't see this being particularly interesting

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
bringing him the horizon

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
Are we suposed to put our awnsers in here?
I'm gonna go with "Looking at Rhoana's XTube profile and getting an STI via the internet"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
Punching them.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
Who the feck are Bring Me The Horizon?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
Shit emo band.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
I see
Crying in a corner with the fan?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
Hint.
i'm right.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
How do you know that?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
Some of my friends like them
I've seen an interview where he was asked about it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
sticking a bit of paper in it so it went bzzzzzzzhhhhhht

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
1) Who the fuck?
2) Name bands we might've heard of.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
This is only question 1.
There's another 9 to go. And then another 70.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
robbing from him to give to the poor

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
I CAN'T GET MY FUCKING PEDALS OFF
Someone come do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
are you typing from your bicycle?

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
Doing tinkles on her

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
Pissing on him.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
having one

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
this is harshing my buzz

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
Show me your pants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
Stefania Gabriella Germanotta

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
Google says assualting a fan
if that's what pissing on him was.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
football lols
USA 1 Brazil 0

!!!!!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
LMAO

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
i just said that

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
2-0
:/
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
I think I shall have a yoghurt

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
I think I shall have you hurt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
youre an angry guy today frank
what gives?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
Frank's always angry, it's great.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
jog on sycophant

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
earlier i genuinely worried for my safety after replying to a post of his

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
you never hear the bullet that kills you

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
allegedly

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
this place is getting infested with chanshits, witless teenagers and paedophiles
this does not make for a happy Frank
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
you liked being the only one?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
we'll have a right laugh at the bash on friday
hold on til then
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
Fucking hell
This is a status update from a friends facebook... "God is amazing in the way that wel see him working through everything even TV - channel 4, Sunday- Revelations: How to find God? -A programme on the impact of the Alpha course on agnostics" Yes, I'm sure that's who put the show on tv.

Also, LOL, football
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
Religious people fucking annoy me.
I know I should be all tolerant and blah blah blah but I don't fucking care.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
I find they are mostly the thick ones
they are the easiest to recruit i suppose
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
lol p_b

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
I'm not thick either

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
SCIENCE DAMN YOU!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
I know a few religious Scientists too.
They're not mutually exclusive.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
I know plenty of intelligent people who are religious.
Just because they disagree with you doesn't mean they haven't thought it through.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
One of the most intelligent people I know is a devout Catholic
I really want to know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
It's called personal choice

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
Oh I know
It just seems strange to me knowing what he's like outside of religious things.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
But isn't it a bit small minded to presume that people can't believe in God and be like everyone else too?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
That's not really what I meant
I can't really explain it though. Well, not without a massively boring story anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
They don't annoy me
Until they shove it in everyones face like the person who wrote that message.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
Well, yeah.
My mother is, but doesn't go on about it. I don't go about telling people NOT to believe in God.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
I'm not the annoying type

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
You don't run around shouting about it though

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
are you religious?
i only ask because you seem the type
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
i hope they´re a jew

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
I seem like the type?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
yes
are you?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
No
Not at all
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
*points at dog collar*
O_o
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
oh
ok then, forget i asked
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
Hmm

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
i wasn't trying to cause any offense

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
2-0!!!!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6259250
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
I'm out of the shower now.
Compare your lives to mine, then kill yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
Well I'm still waiting for my special message in the Swansea Evening Post.
Hello internet, what's shaking? (Apart from your flab)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
HELLO

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
I just wanted to be the first to reply

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
CONGRATULATION

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
Ta
I'm typing as I wank this
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
COR!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
Your well sexy u r
dont tell anyone i said that, but i wd
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
o_0

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
Trying to figure out how to get the pedals off my bike.
Getting nervous about going home, hope I don't miss my flight, lose stuff etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
we will miss you

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
I will miss youuuu
I still haven't got to your house to annoy you yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
When are you fucking off to 'the auld country?'

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
Thursday.
Once I get my parents and granny to fuck off for a weekend, ye'll have to come visit for a lolbashlol
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
HURRAY

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
lol michael j fox

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
Hello sexy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
OMGLOL
What up, Frank?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
I just found a DVD-R with Dusk Til Dawn 3 on it
you know what, I think I'll save that until I'm blind drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
NICE PLAN

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
billy mays is dead

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
also USA just scored

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
Yes
I saw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
I'm eating some cherries,
and filling in a form about leaving my job
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
Cherry win.
Have you made up any lies on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
Not yet.
But I haven't got to the 'how much leave should we pay you for' bit
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
I'm going for a shower.
I've just come back from the shops. I bought fags. What a life I lead.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
Cor!
You're true to your username.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
what the bollocks, how can Windows Task Manager have stopped responding?
balls to this, I'm going out to punch someone
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
Punch an old lady

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
In the tits

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
I am SO aroused right now
what are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
Frank is going to punch an old lady in the tits.
It says so, on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
Then Broady's going to wank over it.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
FFS
give me a chance to get my wanking gloves on
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
Ah, I remember the days when we had whole threads about wanking gloves.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
sod that, I'm going to drive a Honda Accord over a cripple

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
I fucking hate that cunt
It never works
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
It is FUCKING hot right now
Is it hot where you are? If you don't care, why not complain about b3ta not being as good as it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
i was just saying to someone how hot it is
seriously
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
Oh man I imagine this is MINDPISS then or something nyom epic win

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
Epic fail nyom mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
near the top
www.pown.it/3557?r=1341205

check the maker
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
do i need to watch it? just tell me

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
lazymuffin
it's right at the start anyway
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
it's probably just a coincidence
also, didn't you used to have some pictures of you in your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
THE TEEEEEEEETH

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
yeah, that
but he also looks just like someone i know, i mean exactly like, i was going to save the picture to show him but it's gone now
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
yeah
i plan to use the profile messer arounder, but for now it's staying fairly blank
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
I remember when this was all dinosaurs
it's shit now. I blame everyone except myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
yes it is.
I wouldn't mind so much if it was sunny, but it's overcast and muggy instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
It's sunny here, you are in the wrong country

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
i remember when this place used to be sunny
i'm going to flounce
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
You're flouncing from where you live?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
yes
i'm going to vociferously disown it, hide for a day or two, then slink about guiltily avoiding eye contact
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
Yes
and i've finally finished work.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
I got some geeky lolz
www.cr3static.com/data/bmp/lolwut.bmp
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
Oh you tit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
Heh, not me, it's a computer at work.
I got around their website-blocker by disableing the IE add-on.

The IT guy here is shit, really really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
they must be to use AVG

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
least they're not using mcafee

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
i lost a huge contract worth 10k to me to them :(

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
but you're a virgin at 27
why weren't you using linux?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
Evening fella
cheers for the heads up on whatever that bonfire stuff was the other night, had no idea til I headed out
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
was it all the awesome?
gaz me!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
It's bloody roasting, and I've got a baby on me.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
bladclat i NO

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
UGITME sis

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
bladcat in ur ceiling watchin u brap

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
Not horribly hot
and I don't want to complain about b3ta.

Can I have a special question, just for me?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
Ok
How are your pants?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
pink and cover my bum

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
Is that an answer and a request?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
It's a answer
though if you have any spare....?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
I've got plenty of spare.
What are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
THIS IS NOT RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
I'LL RELEVANT YOUR INTERESTS IN A MINUTE YOUNG LADY

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
You and whose army, fucko?
Erm, I mean, DOWN YOUR JAPPER
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
I LOVE YOU WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY
mind, it's only 'cos I'm drunk, in the morning I'll pretend I don't know you
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
I am angry pretty much all the time as well
lets not forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

angry
much

/panders
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
*moves back, slowly*
clearly you've been in the sun too long and drinking too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
You're doing yourself down
if you weren't taken I'd let you reject me
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
PETER JONES NAKED FLYING ABOUT ON A SHOPPING TROLLEY CLAIMING TO BE 'IN'.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
YAY
He's about 12 foot 6. It'd never work between us.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
What is then?
Oh, Furious Ginger One!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
Tea, Elbow, 'Singin' in the rain',
scary fillums, rainbows, cherries, gin, kittens and raspberries.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Small girl child
has a new top with cherries made out of sequins on it. I look for one for you, but they didn't have one in norky size.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
:(
Sadface, OFFLINE. I tried on a dress yesterday but it wouldn't do up over my fucking comedy udders. I was GUTTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
boxers + fan + cold beer = win

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
snap!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
me too, mostly
i wish i'd not bought a leather sofa now though
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
This is me right now except
-cold beer +dodgy red wine
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
oh i should have done that
-cold beer +lidl own brand sambuca
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
lidl own brand sambuca
hows that working out?

The wine I'm drinking is from Lidl, never been there before, they made me pay for a bag to take it home
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
it's pretty good, cheap, drinkable without a mixer and i took my own bag when i went down to buy it

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
I noticed girls in there with their boxes out
to stuff their goods into.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
i noticed a lot of old people and slightly retarded looking staff

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
you can get ok wine for 3 euro
a young ribero del duero does the trick :D

have you gone nuts on the tinto de verano yet?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
3 euros?
I've been steering clear of the really cheap stuff but I really aint a wine snob so don't know what I'm buying, cheap, white & dry are my perogatives
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
:/ spain aint so good for white
you want a red crianza
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
Red aint my 'ting
I fucking wish this country would see the benefits of screw top wine bottles tho
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
No it's not hot where I am
It's winter.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
oohh! *pokes*
you're from over there.

'ello.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
*pokes back*
Yes, I live over here!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
It's not so much
that b3ta is not as good as it used to be, more that it's a shite as it always was.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
Not to bad for me
then again i'm inside a well ventilated room at the moment
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
That's no way to talk about your mother

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
i admire your persistence in keeping on posting here in face of all the hate
although, obviously, i find you fairly disgusting and every time you post it reminds me that there are people like you out there :(
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

im just feigning ignorance
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
fair enough
at least you've learned not to use the same user name on more than one site if nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
you're just molesting children more like

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

sure your word over mine
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
NONCE!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

lol, when did you arrive
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
paedophile

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
Abomination of nature.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
kiddy fiddler

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
Sperm of Satan.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
stop breathing, do us all a favour you sick paedophile

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
use grammar, because you have none

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
I think you'll find it's spelled 'grammar'.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
^this, plus lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
Haha, the irony.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
AAAAARRGGGHHHH IT BURNS!!
Yes, it is rather warm - and I, for one, welcome the hot weather
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
I'm struggling with it a bit
to the extent I'm REALLY looking forward to a couple of weeks in the UK at the end of next month. I fucking hope it rains.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
I'm looking after a massive country house then - I hope it isn't raining

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
Everything is so shit because it's so hot

I had an ice cream yesterday, but not today.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
I regret not going to this years Glastonbury Festival.
What trivial things do you regret?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
Not patenting my design for despair

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
I like the leather but the studwork is a bit over the top.
7/10
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
Sweet
I reckon I can bash out 100 despairs a day, get them down camden market for the weekend, got a mate who reckons he can bang out 50 a day, will be larfin
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
You'll be larfin for a month
then you'll realise you've bashed out three thousand and only sold four hundred. You arithmetic failure. I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
Yeah but despair is my Tuesday sideline
OBVIOUSLY I don't do despair all week
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
I'm imagining you as Theo Paphitis now.
It arouses me somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

Theo Pahitis Peter Jones


*daydreams*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
I lost all respect for him once he did the moneysupermarket adverts.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
Me too
but I'm sure I could put that out of my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
I bet you just think about him going
'I'm in. I'm out. I'm in. I'm out. I'm IIIIINNN!'
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Theo Paphitis my mum
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
NOTHING

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
never asking my mother in law which recipe in the secret family cookbook was the right one for the awesome cheesecake
As there are a few and one family member swears its the one made with cottage cheese but this seems WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
Make them all and then set up a blind taste test.
And if the books a secret how do you (and now all of us) know about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
ahhh see it's still a secret because I haven't told you the full list of ingredients
it was passed on to me a few weeks ago because I am the cook type person of the family, but her own children grew up with watching the recipes being made so they knew most of it anyway. For some reason no-one ever paid attention when she made cheesecakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
surely
It's should be curd cheese.. cottage cheese would just be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
I shall let you know

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
Cottage cheese is curd cheese.
What did you think it was? Cheese made out of cottages?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
I think it's made from cottagers

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Fullham?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
What are the pink bits in tesco's seafood and chive low fat special?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
Seafood maybe?

(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

but it's loose curds with a higher water content and has very little flavour compared to curd cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
Either way it's minging

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
Food that you don't like?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
It isn't coated in sugar, deep fried and served in a polystyrene tray.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
But it can be ingested.
I'm confused and a little afraid. Has the actor playing her changed while I've not been here?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
I'm pretty sure it's still puppetted by the fat mitten-like paws of our favourite ex-pat joy-vacuum in aberdeen.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
this sub-thread is everything that's wrong with the internet

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
Those are some very large, greasy puppets.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
watching the quo in hd is brilliant
can't wait for tom jones
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
oh is it all on bbc hd?
man, got to get me a freesat pvr.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
getting out of bed

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
Bullying that guy in school who grew up to own a Honda Accord.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
nice cars actually

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
He also had great martial arts skills.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
Did he always wear toetectors?
Even in bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
I have just been added by a lad in school who was awfully bullied to my facebook
I always got on with him and now he's laughing in everyone's faces cause he's a multi millionaire. He sent me a message thanking me for always being nice too, and that it's ok for me to go and tell everyone he's super rich now and I can laugh in their faces on his behalf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
Can't he just give you some money?

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
Hahaha
I think being thanked for being "the overly nice one" is better than any amount of money. I was picked on for being too nice and I always knew that being too nice would help someone someday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
Really?
I'd definitely take the cash. I think that says something about me.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Wow you are too nice
Money is always better than just being thanked. Especially if it's money and a thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
Or lots of money with THANK YOU written on the notes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
Oh, then you can feel nice giving them away to other people as well

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
I hope he will be giving you a nice present as well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
So now when he gets a wedgie he's getting a really rexpensive pair of pants pulled up his crack.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
Someone from my primary school has asked me to be her friend.
I haven't a fucking clue who she is. I can barely remember the people I was in 6th form with.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
She was in primary school when you were in sixth form.
Is it ringing any bells yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
I'm very offended.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
Is he an actual real live success
or just a bitter loser pretending to be successful on an internet social networking site because he still hasn't got over the actions of some typical teenagers when he was a feeble weed?

Because, to be honest, that doesn't sound like much of a success.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
No, he has actually done really well for himself
I can see that from his pictures. I have to say that people were really horrid to him at school
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
How old is he?
If he's over 21 and still wants to prove a point to people who picked on him at school then, in the nicest possible way, he's a loser.

/horrible bullying
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
Buying a battery charger from the car boot this morning.
Never, ever going to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
I have no regrets

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
Edith Piaf?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
I don't even regret her
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
No regrets, ever.
Otherwise, the most trivial shit would drive me to constantly second-guess myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
i missed doc martin on itv friday night
lovely lovely man
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
But the ears.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
im not going to have sex with him
im too ugly
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
I bet he's quite filthy though.
He might be worth a fumble.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
he's no vin diesel

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
They film it down this way.
I can put in a good word for you if you want? You'd still need a paper bag over your head, but it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
i dont date.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Not doing that thing I wanted to do earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
Did you ever make a video for 'MOING!'?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
Yes mate.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuuXbPLtHU


MOING! OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S TAKEN MY FACE CLEAN OFF THE SKULL.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
I always kind of regret not going to Glastonbury every year.
Then I snap myself out of it by reminding myself that I'd be in a field full of utter cunts who would only piss me off. Also the hoops you have to jump through to get tickets is shit. Also Eavis isn't getting any of my cash, the beardy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
There's always next year.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
Or maybe not.
uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090627/tuk-swine-flu-hits-glastonbury-festival-6323e80.html
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
He's had some of my money
although not strictly as much as he officially should have had. I think I've paid for at least one of his pointless top-lip shaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
He had some of my cash once.
I was young and he needed the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
I might actually try and get some tickets through work
I'm not a fan of tents but would love to go, a chushdy trailer or something would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
buying anything with a Renault badge on

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
Let's find some hilarious imdb film titles!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0374020/
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
woooow, that's a phenominal title...

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
never mind that, billy mays is dead
www.tmz.com/2009/06/28/billy-mays-is-dead/
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
Don't know who that is, bored of this sub-thread now.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
sub-emo

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
Billy Mays here with another fantastic autopsy

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
i'm watching clips of him on youtube
i can't believe he's really gone :(
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
Jaboody Dubs is fucked

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
i love how those dubs are only slightly more ridiculous than the actual adverts

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
Bored of this thread now.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
emo

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
Rod Hull.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
It was a good effort though.
We all appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
You're a gaynigger.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt1161646/
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
Thanks and all that but bored of this thread now.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0292951/
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
Nice find but bored of this now.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
that's ok.
i'm not staying anyway
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
This one goes under two names
www.imdb.com/media/rm1124965376/tt0140581
That one is the better one if only for the tagline, and the film is AWESOMELY shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
see
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QBPDa-dS2g
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=In6T-wp78ME
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
hahaha
Not bored of this thread anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
Its the most AWESOME film ever
It was halloween and my best friend and I went to the video shop and cause we'd seen every scary film going we rented a couple of classics and asked if he had anything new in that was particularly scary and he produced this telling us we'd shit ourselves. We didn't realise he meant we'd shit ourselves with laughter.

It's Epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
I'm having a chinese takeaway for my tea

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
Also in the Sp@m blog
I am listening to scott mills chart show and I can't believe the amount of shit in the charts, Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Lilly Allen seem to have spawned a whole bunch of shit female singers who sing in their droney fake london accents.

I haven't heard a single one tonight who has talent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
Oh my
"A woman goes to a back alley abortion clinic, only to have her aborted fetus attack her, her boyfriend, and everyone else at the clinic."

That sounds amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
Watch the videos

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
WOW

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
I love a good chick flick
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

chick
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
i dont have one
but can you reply to me telling me youre bored please. i feel left out
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
I'm bored
happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
thanks zook
i can always count on you
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

bored
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
ja bitte

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
¿qué?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
entschuldigen

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
I love it when you talk German to me

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
its the spray of spittle you get covered in right?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
Ja

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Shame you didn't try but bored of this now.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
too long, youre boring me now

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
My all time favourite
www.imdb.com/title/tt0094834/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
I'll rummage through YOUR avocado jungle of death
I think I may be a little drunk

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
Are you back from the bar already?
Or did you not go?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
I went
had to call someone, realised I didn't have the number on me, had to come home to get the number :/

Probably a good thing, I am frightfully drunked
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
Though I MAY go back out
I only have red wine here :(
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt1265138/
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
HELLO.
QUIZ TONIGHT. 8pm.

b3ta.com/calendar/event/20016

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
BETTER THAN YOU, FART BREATH

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
YEAH?!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
I might go and sniff fly spray til I'm off my tits now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
now theres bored

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
I still have Poppers from Friday
I might put them in the air conditioning
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
OMGKIDSDRUGSLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
Post them to baldmonkey.
I seem to remember him being very confused about them a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
That and bottle feeding babies

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
How is that confusing?
Even for baldmonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
No, he gets bottle feeding confused with poppers
He ends up getting a nostril full of milk
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
Milk was a bad idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
FILM QUOTES

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

E ATION
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
And a baby thats gone mental

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
Check out his mental about it in mike's profile

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
Which mike?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
It's just gone half four on a Sunday, and I'm drinking champagne.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
And I'm all signed up for the quiz tonight.
I'll be going at it alone, as per most things in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
AWESOME.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
So late?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
we're about to open our second bottle of fizzy wine..
not champers though. (I have a french allergy)
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
pomagne lols

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
you break out in a rash every time you surrender?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
what are you celebrating?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
My sisters 18th birthday and my mums new job.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
are you all naked?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
We will be once this champagne kicks in.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

champagne rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
I didn't want to put that in case someone looked over my shoulder.
It would spoil the surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

don't hog the rohypnol..pass it here
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
calm down.
there's enough for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
oh do behave
that was done on her 14th birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
Maw! Mary-Lou-Bob wants to wear a white dress for the wedding.
Call it off, son. Call it off. If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
pretty good, i might have a drink
what's the prize?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
It's a secret prize.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
It´s your willy, isn´t it?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
if i'm going to spend all night looking up answers on wikipedia
i want to know what i'm playing for
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
I may join in
I may not

depends if I find any lovely ladies in the bar I´m off to RIGHT now
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

lovely ladies any pig who'll let me spluff on her tits
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
its amazing what you can get if you say please

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
Have fun
Don't be *too* pervy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
I might have a go
but Wife Swap is on at 8
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
I'll come to the quiz.
Wait outside and DON'T GO IN until I arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
i'm performing at glastonbury

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
are you Tom Jones?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
omg can't wait, I've been collecting shit facts and trivia all week

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
Infoconstipation.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
I'd start reading BBC news.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
"Which famous pop star..."

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
jimmy saville

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
CORRECT

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
My foot hurts

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
That's the answer to question one of the quiz

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
douglas bader said what?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
I'm in
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

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