@Nickalollyoff
STOP TRYING TO FIT IN
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

@jmg
why not, it's as pointless as all the rest
( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

@neptune
Ace!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

@JMG
You're a too fast tart.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

@mongychops
I'm a player.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

Fuck sake, all the non-entity characters on here will jump on this bandwagon again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

*reports for duty*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

You rang?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

I just leave obscene voicemails

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

KING OF NON-ENTITIES REPORTING IN

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

non-entity boobs!
ʘ ʘ
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

@mongy
Let's do this again.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

we can all play

( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

@you
...fuck off.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Can I play?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

YES!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

I was just talking about you.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

so i see jmg has posted
best computer game ever?
( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

img8.imageshack.us/img8/8040/jmgsonline.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

TF2

( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
How would you say 'I don't give a fuck' in Latin?
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

I'd say it with style and panache, and a cheeky wink to the camera

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

FFVII
Do not start a dispute with me over which FF is best, this one clearly is.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

That is the only FF that wasn't 100% shit

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

that wasn't 100% shit I have ever played.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

Zelda: Link to the Past

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

1000% YES!
AWESOMES!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

Pac Man
wakka wakka wakka wakka
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

MGS2

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

Bruce Lee
ZX Spectrum edition
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

None are you are going to throw a tantrum if I have something else to say, are you?
I made over four grand today from paybacks in market investments.
Investing.

Share your tips.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Asides always betting on black.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

'Once you go black...'

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

It's true.
I once won loads betting on black, then knocked our Mr T.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

You forgot the mud-wrestling ladies, Jim-Jam

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Christ's Chin is the Haydock 3.20.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

Is this abnout Friz' face?
Why do all the b4shing and non-bathing always have a go at Friz?
Has he critiqued b4sh culture?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Is the new lynx advert
suggesting that the new lynx shower gel will make my balls expand?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

As a b3tan,
I only invest in pies.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

I made less than that
but I have spent most of the day either perving or watching tennis and getting paid for it.
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

again i'll do this to push jmg down the board
best horror film you've seen?
( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Why?
Have I been talking near girls you all fancy again?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

Is The Devil's Reject's classed as a horror film?
If it is, then it's that.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

none
I don't watch horrors, they're scary!
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

1408
Sammual L Jackson is a legend
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

I often get mistaken for him

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

You're a legend by misassociation

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

I don't watch many films
probably the only horror I've seen is 28 Days Later
( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

that's the only horror I've watched really as well

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

You should reply to Mongy's thread and let him know
otherwise he may not realise
( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

The Wizard of Oz

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

Probably the original
"Dawn of the Dead."

Apart from that I'm not really into horror.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

YES!
That remains one of my favourite films EVER
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

This for me.
Freaked me right out as a kid.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

london bash.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

It´s between Final Destination, Braindead, & Bad Taste

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

The Fly

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

Good call
A great film.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

phantom menace

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

The popular page is shit

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

You're shitter than the popular page.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

pffft.. you guys
haven't you heard, it's all about twitty and face books now. this may as well be IRC
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Is it dot spanky
or point spanky?
( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Braindead

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

I've not seen that in YEARS
Although from the little I remember, I don't see what all the fuss is about. I may have to watch it again soon.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Lawnmower zombie killing necrophilia madness.
Ace!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

piston_broke's standup
no offence
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

I'm getting messaged by the banned users.
Pointing out GREAT INJUSTICE and BULLYING.
It isn't Wormulus.

As b3ta's new found Esther Rantzen type figure, is there anything you'd like me to bring to the overweight eye?
Are you being hurt by b3ta?
Share, Dickhead.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

Was Wormulus at the tennis today?
I could've swore I saw him on telly.
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Centre court?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

yeah
watching the Murray match
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

Perhaps it's a Supermatt situation.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

Did he win?
This'd be s surprising twist.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

if it was him
he was winning in 'smugging it right up'
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Wait, who's been banned now?
and what injustice have they pointed out?
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Who's been banned this week?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Me.
/most common post theme on b3ta, lololol
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

NEEDS MORE KILROY

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

He's a bit racist. But not fat.
This completely removes most b3tans from a possible match.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

he has a large head

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

He looks like SikRick's dad

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

i'm only posting to push jmg down the forum
sequel better then the first movie?
( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Empire Strikes Back

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

this

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

Good shout.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

I prefer Tetsuo II: Body Hammer to the original

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

reloaded

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

Three men and a little lady

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

Back to the Future

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

Aliens

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
Someone had to do it.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

Beverly Hills Cop II

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

Jurassic Park 2

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

Get out

( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

It had Vince Vaughn.
I think. I may be confusing the second and third films.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

I don't think I can actually remember anything about it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

I used to think this. I'm not so sure now.

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

Terminator II

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

grease 2

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

The Devil's Rejects

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

Ferris Bueller's Dismissal

( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

I've never seen the film, but apparently he's at school in it, not work.
So Ferris Bueller's Expulsion would make a better joke, but sounds quite wrong
( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Great film, well worth a watch.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

I don't really watch many films

( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Porky's II: The Next Day

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

Spiderman II
Toy Story II
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

Oh yes, both of those.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Cube 2: hyper cube.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

YES!
Awesome film.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Mad Max 2
The first one was shit.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

Someone left a big poo in the bog...
...that just won't flush, so I have been trying to pee really hard to break it apart a little. Any better suggestions?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Reason with it
Punch your toilet until it EXPLODES!!
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

That crossed my mind
but I have a feeling it'll still be there
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

sorry .spanky

( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

it was worth asking anyway
Frankly, while this tale is 100% of true, I'm a little disappointed I didn't get flamed.. Perhaps I should have secreted a horses link somewhere in my post?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

b3ta talk is an idiot link, it is just needy cunts trying to fit in

( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

touché

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

t D

Christ, that was tenuous.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

Pour a kettle of boiling water onto it
and then quickly flush. May take a couple of goes
( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

flush pop a mug in it, add sugar to taste
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

JMG!
Report in quickly and make it good, I'm barely taking any notice of you all.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

Tell me why you're not shit?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

Whatever I type in these two boxes.
Probably already has some kind of set reply you'd like to use.
So let's all pay attention. Especially b3ta's women.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

This doesn't answer my question..
but do pay attention women, I'm here.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

You didn't report in.
I was following the trend.


Why is it one rule for lesser users and one for b3ta's hero?
Can we rush through my MODDING?
I've already set up a best friends ever clique to agree with at all costs.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

It's basically Baldmonkey.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

I'm leaving your fan club.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

No you aren't.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

It's like a black hole for fat miseries

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

You know me too well.
I'm actually quite fond of you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

stop being rubbish and grumpy
I liked you better before.
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

I'll consider this.
Send me some cake.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

not until you're better behaved!

( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

This depends...
will you make me banana bread?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

depends how good you are
and if I have a recipe.
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

I have a certificate
SEE!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

hahaahah
this made me laugh more than it should've done.
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

I've got one somewhere
Also got one for tea bread knocking about the place. I might have a bash at one of those over the weekend.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

Hot
tits
walk
work
action
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

*Applause*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Oh there was some tennis watching in there as well

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

hot
wet
girls
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

I feel this has been covered, but there's always room for a second look.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Hot
Cross
Bun
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

n m

*titters*
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

+ ming
*fives*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

*tens*

( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

*elevens*
/Norfolk
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

The weather
Food
Computers
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

I'm very sweaty

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

because jmg's here?

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

I'm rating high on the manly stakes this evening.
I helped a neighbour put a shed roof on, I went to the gym and I now have a beer.

It's gotta be right up there.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

*National Anthem*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

Get in!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

I went to the gym this morning
do I get man points too?
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

I'll give you five. You can have ten if you did DEADLIFTS, ARGGGHH!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

no
but I did do 1000 stomach crunches
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

ONE HUNDRED MAN POINTS!
This basically equates to a sex change.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

yay!

( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

im just in my boxers
supping some spanish cold beer
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

What do you drink?
San Miguel seems to cost less than water but I´m not overly fussed on the stuff.
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

I bought a house!!!
But I've had to promise the wife not to tell anyone we know. So if you don't mind...

I bought a house today!! Hello Property ladder! (Not the Sarah 'Greasey hair cos she's preggers, yeah that's the reason' Beeney show...)
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

Congratulations.
Welcome to sorting your own boiler out when it packs up.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

The captain usually refers to you as Mrs Hoodbutter:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

*Packs up*

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

That's a bit posh
I borrow lots of dogs and use them as cavity wall insulation.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

Sort of Alsatian insulation?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Only until Corgi come and fix the boiler

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

boilers eh? i know a thing or two about them
and aircon
( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

Really?
Tell me more.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

condensing boilers? or combi gas ones?

( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Ooh condenser every time.
Only oil fired out here in the fens.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

Well nothing could be as bad as our current one. I can never find a dozen 18 inch tapers when I need them...

Looked at a house on monday which still only had coal heating. nice.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

I'm thinking of opening up the fireplace here
but I'll put a wood burner in.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Brace yourself

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

Braced and corked.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

You'll be seaworthy any day now

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Excellent
Now sit back and watch it drop in value
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

property will always increase in value. true fact.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

well done for buying a house at the right time

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

Paid the asking price when we probably shouldn't but to our naive little heads it seemed a good deal.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

If it's going to be your home, and you want to live there
then to you it is priceless.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

Well quite, so many ins and outs to take in. Long ago got lost thinking about how much money things cost in pure money compared to how affordable stuff is on my gigantically huge salary and such.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Even though the market is in a bit of a lull at the moment
the price will rise. Sure, there will be dips and periods of rapid growth in value of property, but the best time to buy is when the market flattens out.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Interesting angle from my inlaws was that as and when there is a general election and the tories win, houseprices will rise then amidst all that lovely false hope and optimism.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

This.
Some people get so bitter, don't you think?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

if we back the mother fucking truck up, i belive shambles was suggesting buying at the top of the market once
and you agreed with him, i will argue the fact of house prices all day long, and the yen/dollar, oil and everything, if you'd took my advice on this forum and bought shares in barcalays wank you'd be rich now
( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

I still agree with him.
If you buy a house with the intention of living in it and making a home, then it makes fuck all difference as to how much it's potential value will be. It's not an investment, it is your HOME.

I was agreeing with the congratulations, and I think that any time you are in the financial position to buy somewhere you love is the right time to buy.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

it makes a difference to your well being, people should not ne consumed by valuations of their houses, that is correct
but to dismiss market forces and pay way over the odds for something is wrong, i felt i could argue the toss about this but i was wrong, i'm too tired
( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

Bitterness and jealousy, yeah.
We bought a house in Leeds at exactly the right time, just before the market went crazy.
In the 12 months we had that last house in Leeds, it earned more than I did!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Except, of course, house price rises can only be cashed in if you sell up/downsize.
The main effect is moving the ladder further away from first time buyers, and making it more difficult to upgrade.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Or, like we did, move to an area with lower house prices.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

Same effect as downsizing, I suppose.
I think it's a mistake to think that rising house prices are a particularly good thing, though. Certainly the rises that were happening a few years ago.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Why aren't you allowed to tell anyone?
Congrats :)

We're still looking for one.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

well we've actually only had an offer accepted, plenty of time for it to fuck up royally... I think that was the reason, maybe it was that it's not true and she's had me on a drip of whatever drugs the nice policeman used to tell us not to take when we were 8 for the last fortnight.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

Your life is all downhill from here.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

What if you live in a valley?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

Flooding

( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

At least you could take a canoe to the shops

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Once

( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

this would be aces if he worked in a canoe shop too

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

Preggers or no, I´d chuck one up the Beeny

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

I'm going to use that phrase as often as I can

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

I almost did that,
right at the last minute I noticed it was a bag of sick and not a house
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

You're so old.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

nice work
I've just sold mine and bought a bigger one
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

I'm now going to imagine that you're talking about child slavery

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

i was

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

I'm only renting at the moment

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

And how is your rent boy?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

what in bleeding ´eck
new firefox has new red x´s (so to speak).. some fucking stupid red dots.

not impressed! I remember when all this internet was just fields!

So, how much better is the american Office compared to the UK series? Fucking loving it.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

Oh now look.
It's a lovely night and you're doing THIS.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

you say that but i bet there are some aircon engineers working flat out to cool fat people

( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

I´ve got a GE Smart Sense pumping out 20c of cooling goodness RIGHT now

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

I've got the window open

( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

STOP RUINING MY LIFE!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

TERRIBLE INTERNET

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

I'd shut the computer down in protest, if I were you.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

I prefer the US version to be honest.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

thank you for the only nice reply

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Do you have any blogs that you actually visit with any regularity? Any particular favourites?
This is one of mine:

strangemaps.wordpress.com/
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

Or possibly
atlasobscura.com
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

No
sorry about that
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

Some sort of one off cash gift will cover it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

nope

( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

Guess Her Muff
but not really a blog
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

not one, people bore me enough without reading their diary online
anyone who writes or reads a blog should just die, no offence
( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

You told me you loved me:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

He only wanted you for your gaping ringpiece.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

www.iamlivid.com
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

I hear Friz writes a good blog.
...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

i heard friz is an attention seeking needy no mark who if i ever meet will break one of his arms

( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

awww
that's so friendly!
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

he is a cunt who went too far
one day i'll get to hurt him
( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

*demands backstory*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

The coldplay parody was too far...

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

I heard he has three arms and one is reserved solely for making rude gestures at you throughout the day

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

Molly Sugden eh?
stealing mj's thunder.
what an attention seeking pussy.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

*bums*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

innuendo thread!

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

your mum

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

is 74.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

I would

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

You sick fuck.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

I have

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

I will at the funeral.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

you did
that's what's sick
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

As did you.
AFTER SHE WOS DED
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

she was gaggin' for it
dorty slaaagggg
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

she had a purdy mouth.
gotta go, I'm sickening myself.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

Has she popped her clogs then?
*edit* you can ignore this question
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

Do any of you have firearms licenses?
Im looking to get a shot gun one and just wondered if anyone had tips.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

Dont

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

This is not America

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

Not aiming to bust a cap in anyones ass.
I like donkeys.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

Donkeys fuckin' rock

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

Metallicass?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

Anthrax?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

Madnass?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

The Darknass?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

Incubass?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

Tenaciass D?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Mule and the Gang*


* technically, not rocking
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

Donche Guivera

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

my favourite political leader???
Charles Hawwwheeeee
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

Martin McGuinaaaaaassss

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

Donkey Hoetay
'arf
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

Fidel Casstro

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

Barack Obamass

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

I'm a newb
you can't be encouraging me like this
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

This is the easiest way to break you in.
trust me. you don't want the hard way.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

Nicholass Sarkosyee-haw

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

Assama Bin Laden.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

Haile Selassie I

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

Haile Selassie II
yes, i know, that was a pitiful follow up.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

Shush
or i'll set my donkeys on ya
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

Metallicheehaw.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

shooting donkeys is NOT a hobby

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

It's a CAREER

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

yeah, gun nuts and gangstas live only in america, bro

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

No, we have yardies too.
Them crazy blacks do love their pistols
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

whatever dude, you guys are a bunch of knife freaks, I'd rather be shot than stabbed 50 times

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

You should put that in your profile.
you never know...
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

Not me.
Im peace loving.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

shut up crackah

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

skank bitch

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

oh no you di'int

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

Oh yes i did.
You the baby daddy.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

Oh I don't even think so, chickenhead hoe

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Mother fuckin crack baby!

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

yo baby, bitch
yo baby
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

You are givin me a semi right now baby.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

oh no

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

It's OK
that's as close as he gets.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

haha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

Braaan Baby Allert!

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

what if the gun shot knifes
or the knives were made from big bullets?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

As if anyone would trust a fucking B3tan with a firearm.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

Maybe Happytoast
I'd trust him
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

yes, just not with ammunition

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

On the bit of the form when they ask what you're going to shoot,
don't put "children and prostitutes".
( Comma, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

Just prozzies then?

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

and No 5 drivers?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

yeah, Id smoke them like it aint no ting.
After I get off mind.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

I'm sure I've seen you this week
I've been doing 5's. I prefer 3's and 4's though to be honest
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

I get the five alot
It ferries me home nicely.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

do you go as far as the royal oak?
that is a joke
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

bit further than that.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

Hahahahha
Lindale Gardens LOL
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

+ the disabled

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

the only safe place for a shotgun is tied to a dog with string tied to its tail and the triggers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

Yeah.
"Don't buy a gun"
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

Why do you want a gun?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

So I can fire a musket.
With black powder.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

haha stfu

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

serious lass
I need to get my musket license, to do that I need a shot gun one.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

are you going to dress like a pilgrim when you shoot it? or maybe an indian?
that's kinda hot
*fans self*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

Im a gentleman of The Pike
but musketeer if needed.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

Sealed Knot?
I've seen a few of those, they look like fun.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

Thats me.
My regiment is part of the London Brigade.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

seriously?
my mate's former flat owners were re-enactors, they needed a gun cupboard to store the weapons in and the barrels were separated from the body of the weapon (I believe they were english civil war muskets)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

Thats what I want one for.
I am a re-enactor. It gets the piss taken but is a lot of fun.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

it may be a blindingly obvious solution but have you tried asking the question on any re-enactment forums?
don't recall how many there are, I looked them up at one point when looking for photos of a martini-henry rifle
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

Im going to go and see the filth
Just want to try and be knowledgable looking
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

Just walk into the Police station, slap a fiver on the desk and say "One please!".

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

Can't you just re-enact the Iraq war instead?
It has much better guns.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

just hire a gun instead
a lot less hassle
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

unless you get one with tassles

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

My brother in law has one
and a rifle license. He occasionally gets called out to put down large road kill.
( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

Pikeys?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

If he could legally shoot a pikey he probably would

( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

I got a license to bare arms yeah
theyre bare RIGHT now
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

Bare all over?
hot...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)