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Weekly /talk challenge vote!
Cast your vote for this week's talk challenge subject
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2199822
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:12, archived)
nah yer alright ta

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:13, archived)
I wasn't asking you

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:14, archived)
Racist robots all the way

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:15, archived)
C3rdReichPO.
And R2DeathToTheJews2.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:00, archived)
R2death2Jews, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:05, archived)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:08, archived)
KKKryten

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:13, archived)
Wall-E(ichmann)

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:16, archived)
EVE(a-braun)

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:28, archived)
Adolf HALtler.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:31, archived)
B(NP)ender

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:40, archived)
GLADolf Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:41, archived)
Stephen Hawking?

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:46, archived)
You're not really 'on-message' here, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:51, archived)
have you been to the doctor yet, SSG?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:16, archived)
no they said just wait it out
i'd only spread it to old people apparently,
like what am i gonna do snog an old person jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:20, archived)
You might sneeze in their Horlicks or something
Ah well, get well soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:21, archived)
humans are coming to the end of the antibiotic era it turns out
we're all gonna die soon
:(:(:(:(::(((:(:(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:31, archived)
I would welcome this

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:34, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:49, archived)
That's true
I reckon when that happens, all the germs will conme out of hiding and take over the world. They'll be huge, six foot germs walking around eating people.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:56, archived)
But they'll be big enough to catch germs of their own,
so it will all even out in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 11:25, archived)
In fact, this happens
already.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 11:26, archived)
P.S. warning to mongy:
don't click, it's most definitely a virus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 11:27, archived)
thank you Mr. Tea that was interesting to read
and a bonus to find out there was a bacteriologist called Frederick Twort
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:13, archived)
Tee hee, I missed that!
Fancy being called 'Frederick', pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:24, archived)
that Félix d'Herelle looks like a right hipster prick though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:33, archived)
Cram it up your blurter you brown nosed todger nosher.

(#1, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:17, archived)
sorry that's not one of the options.
Shall I put you down for 'racist robots' instead?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:17, archived)
What about 'bunce nodger'?
I know it doesn't really mean anything, but it sounds a bit rude, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:19, archived)
See also: Tit Pipe and Dick Noise

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:19, archived)
and
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rambling_Syd_Rumpo
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:27, archived)
whoah innovation

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:25, archived)

innovation bodyform
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:56, archived)
yeah i cant click on that b&

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:44, archived)
you're not missing anything

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:54, archived)
can we do that thing where we vote to ban you again?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 11:10, archived)
Didn't work, HATD is still here
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post1721552
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 11:23, archived)
Has anyone seen any mods recently? I reckon they've all given up

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 11:31, archived)
Has anyone here
seen my old friend mark morrisons prisons shoes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:39, archived)
he was here in december i think

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:51, archived)
Challenge to be revealed on thursday

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:20, archived)
sympathy reply

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:35, archived)
I just realised there must be a monster munch thread here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:52, archived)
there isnt though

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:57, archived)
you fucking Belgian nudist

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:00, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:22, archived)
must be hometime then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:16, archived)
DAY SEVEN,
and all is well.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:50, archived)
You're missing some gold here:
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta was born with a golden spoon, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:49, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:59, archived)
Shh!
I mustn't know what he's up to.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:14, archived)
Its day 8 for me

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:08, archived)
something kinda ooh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:10, archived)
deffo a chest infection
lets hope it doesnt turn into pneumonia
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:21, archived)
You should put everyone on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:25, archived)
I could,
but who would I tell about it?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:29, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:49, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 7:59, archived)
doves

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:00, archived)
horbs

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:13, archived)
shammer

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:14, archived)
Lammer.
Diiiiiing-dong!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:30, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:38, archived)
rainy today

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:38, archived)
dovening

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:39, archived)
A cold, grey, wet morning.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:48, archived)
obligatory response

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:08, archived)
you're not obliged to respond to any of the threads here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:08, archived)
BUMHOLES
I mean, morning.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 7:36, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 7:56, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 7:58, archived)
aight

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 7:58, archived)
bit chilly
I'm down in London this coming weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 7:59, archived)
id meet you for a drink, but i dont drink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:07, archived)
shame, that.
I will doubtless be in a pub at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:11, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 0:08, archived)
Frank frank frank franky franky frank frank.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 0:16, archived)
fuck this noise, imma go bed

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 0:16, archived)
You know how /board have an image challenge right, I reckon there should be a weekly /talk competition.
Each week there could be a new challenge and whoever says the best thing gets to be in the newsletter.
Any suggestions for this week's challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:26, archived)
racist robots
Dusty Bin hates hindus

proper retro that
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:32, archived)
bertha thinks all wogs should fuck off back to bongo bongo land
Yeah this could work
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:43, archived)
that's actually racist
not cool
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:46, archived)
yeah bertha's a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:54, archived)
T2 Vs some ethnic group, i dunno
youtu.be/coZfzTcv4bA

i need to prayer now

spotify:track:0l7CcMTq1k965KZPaAtsmR (Pray by MC Hammer)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZcZ2IXA09g
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:58, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:34, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:45, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 0:11, archived)
Maybe an anagram challenge? Which would make: changeably mangle man area

(Tetracontagon, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:35, archived)
frank ducks sick

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:44, archived)
Metal Mickey pissing on the Quorn

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:41, archived)
R2D2 wanking during a barmitzva

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:43, archived)
sarah michelle geller on a hunger strike

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:44, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:51, archived)
this could win

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:55, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)
my left ball is ok now

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:49, archived)
such relief
hi
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:51, archived)
well?!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:05, archived)
he just told you he was, keep up

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:05, archived)
oh yeah - doh! - silly me!
clever you!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:06, archived)
hi
Wing Fortress Zone
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:57, archived)
chrome gadget

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:03, archived)
hello!
what?!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:04, archived)
Twitter's broken.
That's not the only reason I'm here, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:23, archived)
my left ball aches

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:33, archived)
Which one hangs lower?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:34, archived)
for gods sake man this is no time for ambiguity!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:37, archived)
it's ok, i've calmed down now - you can do what you like

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:52, archived)
i blame twitter and twitter users

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:51, archived)
#WeHateWelshBalls is trending.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:53, archived)
fort you said it was broke?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:54, archived)
I did.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:55, archived)
i've got a cough do you think i might be dying?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:59, archived)
ultimately aren't we all

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:04, archived)
look i mean i know it's a joke but this is serious

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:06, archived)
To get to the other side! LOL
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:09, archived)
take my wife

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:12, archived)
You don't have a wife.
Stop derailing a civilised conversation with your cockamamie fantasies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)
ooh 'ark at 'im

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:17, archived)
individuals these days
aint got no clue about common decency, times change
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:28, archived)
don't you start granddad

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:04, archived)
OKOK
www.royalberkshire.nhs.uk/pdf/Globus_dec10.pdf
www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(03)13571-4/fulltext
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dora_(case_study)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)
you fail at linking things that contain parentheses

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:16, archived)
teach me mgt and my life will be better

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:20, archived)
*awes*

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:23, archived)
the "preview" button
is probably the best button to press
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:28, archived)
I just tried to log into Revr and it says the system is re-calibrating.
Which sucks as I wanted to share a picture of this pizza I re-heated.

:/
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:52, archived)
~~~O

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:59, archived)
you're welcome

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:00, archived)
it's back, now
tanks
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:05, archived)

haha smukfest www.smukfest.dk/
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:58, archived)
I hope there are some brass bands

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:59, archived)
fuk me, that's a lot of smuk

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:06, archived)
more like schmuckfest, amirite?
XD

:/
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:08, archived)
How can you tell it's broken?

(Tetracontagon, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:00, archived)
What is an outside light?
A Chinese footballer!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:04, archived)
that is shit, you are shit, everything you post is shit, and full of shit.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:07, archived)
we love you mr horrible
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:09, archived)
That's a fair criticism, mr horrible.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:11, archived)
I don't know anything about Chinese football soz

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:21, archived)

shaolin soccer was ace
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:24, archived)
You spelled 'shit' wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:31, archived)
spelt

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)
soccer or shaolin
you had to be there i guess
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)
oh ace - i get it now
very funny - haha
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:34, archived)
we have a right laugh here, don't we?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:34, archived)
don't use escalators yet don't know anything about chinese soccer,
you are full of contradictions
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:30, archived)
I do like a good paradox

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:56, archived)
you'll need a bigger pond haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:58, archived)
hey - that sounds like pandora's box

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:59, archived)
I've never listened to it soz

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:04, archived)
you misunderstand, listen
pa-ra-dox - pandoras-box
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:09, archived)
no I don't know it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:11, archived)
pair of ducks was my joke pair of ducks

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:19, archived)
nearly! try again!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:29, archived)
yeah that was a good one, haha,
ducks eh, wakwakwakwak
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:00, archived)
no - pair of ducks / paradox - see now?!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:04, archived)
yeah I got that one cos it's like a Groucho Marx joke

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:06, archived)
this is why we can't have nice things
this is why world war
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:08, archived)
hook hand hook car door

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:09, archived)
whale oil beef hook

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:10, archived)
i WONDER IF BALDMONKEY STILL LIKES EGGS

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:58, archived)
oops caps fuck you all

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:58, archived)
Surely This Is More Annoying!

(Tetracontagon, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:59, archived)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:59, archived)
Capitalisation Of Every Word.
USED TO KNOW SOMEONE WHO STARTED EVERY WORD WITH A CAPITAL LETTER.
(Tetracontagon, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:02, archived)
wanker

(#1, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:04, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:08, archived)
I Hope You Killed Him Or Her.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:17, archived)
 you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:59, archived)
explain yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:00, archived)
What's everybody's favourite typeface?

(Tetracontagon, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:51, archived)
cum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:52, archived)
Transport Heavy

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:53, archived)
That's no way to talk about spacefish's motorbike

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:55, archived)
Not Transport Medium?

(Tetracontagon, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:57, archived)
there is no Transport Medium,
only Transport and Transport Heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:59, archived)
I also like Albertus

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:01, archived)
*glees*

oh....

:(

.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:04, archived)
It's the lighter version of Heavy

(Tetracontagon, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:05, archived)
no it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
Arial Atom

(#1, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:55, archived)
the one with the haha i dunno where i'm going who wants a glomp

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:55, archived)
cardiff eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:56, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
depends

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:57, archived)
on what?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:57, archived)
variables

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:01, archived)
declare them

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:01, archived)
foo
and bar
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:02, archived)
what are their values?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:04, archived)
eh, they're variable

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:16, archived)
subjective perception for one
commonly referred to as taste
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:03, archived)
nothing common here, thank you very much.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:05, archived)
just subjective perception then

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:06, archived)
alright  you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:22, archived)
how rude

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:23, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:23, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:27, archived)
classic thread, that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:27, archived)
deserved its own board

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:29, archived)
steady on

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:23, archived)
spastic is going a bit far really

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:24, archived)
well that escalated quickly

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:32, archived)
I don't use escalators.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:10, archived)
didnt realise you were religious

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:14, archived)
is that a religious thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:15, archived)
you would know

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:20, archived)
why would I know that?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:21, archived)
because apparently your religious

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:22, archived)
you said you didn't realise I was religious,
so how could you have thought I would have known that?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:24, archived)
because you dont use escalators

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:25, archived)
you thought I would know
that not using escalators is religious, because of not using escalators?

That doesn't really follow, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:27, archived)
He's got you bang to rights.
You should back out of this while you still have a shred of dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:29, archived)
where do we stand on elevators?
i'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:31, archived)
and stairs
what about stairs? ladders too.
i'm scared now
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:32, archived)
i googled it:
IN: elevators
ON: steps n ladders n that
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:40, archived)
i thought you would know that it is a religious thing else why would you not use them?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:54, archived)
just don't like them.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:00, archived)
wait so your not religious

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
yeah but it's not why I avoid escalators,
I'm not a Hindu.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:23, archived)
what is wrong with you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)
prick

(#1, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:53, archived)
Launch Base Zone

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:10, archived)
Salutations to you and yours this fine Winters evening.
I trust this finds you glowing with the light of life.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:11, archived)
More of this sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:19, archived)
Hello mr horrible.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:18, archived)
It wasn't a horse. It was a pony.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:19, archived)
That's what it told you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:51, archived)
I've started a thread that will get on your nerves.

(Tetracontagon, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:39, archived)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:41, archived)
hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:42, archived)
i got a cough

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:46, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:47, archived)
no no that isnt funny it is uncomfortable

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:52, archived)
hahahahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:59, archived)
no you dont get it this isn't a joke i am in a fair amount of discomfort this is no laughing matter

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:00, archived)
why are you telling a forum based loosely on comedy then?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:04, archived)
patience mongy there's bound to be a humdinger of a punchline in the pipeline here

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:30, archived)
hahahahaha
we have a great laugh here don't we
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:31, archived)
^nerve touched

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:42, archived)
yeah - my funny bone - hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:51, archived)
what has this place got to do with comedy

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:29, archived)
How do you stop meatballs from drowning?
Put them in gravy boats.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:32, archived)
why was the cheesy bake tired?
it was pasta his bed time
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:39, archived)
That, sir, is a brilliant joke.
A**
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)
i was wondering if it could be improved
by substituting time with thyme?
please advise
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:21, archived)
now we're talking

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:42, archived)
you want to get that looked at really

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:01, archived)
can you have a look at it cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:30, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:42, archived)
hahahahahaaaa!! hoohoohohohohhohhhhhoooo!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:43, archived)
hahahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:47, archived)

yeah
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:58, archived)
we have a right laugh here don't we

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:59, archived)
i do, hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:06, archived)
hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:14, archived)
where?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
where

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:58, archived)
hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:59, archived)
there on the stair

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:58, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:59, archived)
I was just wondering, what time is the official crossover to evening as opposed to afternoon, I wouldn't want to miss that

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:32, archived)
It's evening once it gets dark.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:35, archived)
that's the stupidest answer anyone could possibly give, you must be completely fucking stupid

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:36, archived)
Well, yeah, that's why I'm here.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
it all depends what time an evening thread gets posted then its officially evening.
Get it?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:35, archived)

Crossover time is when this place loses it comedic value.
(Tetracontagon, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:37, archived)
morning
I might make some money today, what should I invest it in?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:34, archived)
a new scarf

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)
and a winnet brush

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)
and a male prostitute

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)
and maybe change your name by deed poll to something that sounds less like dried-on excreta

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:43, archived)
My name sounds more like an industrial sex toy than dried on excreta.
I think you must have me confused with someone else again.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)
I use baby wipes.
A brush might save money in the long term. Thanks for the suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:43, archived)
No need, I knit now.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:42, archived)
Chevron!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:49, archived)
MY JUICY BELL END lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)
seriously though, there's never been a better time to invest in my genitals

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:59, archived)
you fucking sack of shit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:00, archived)
you're right, that WAS sound financial advice
thank you frank
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:09, archived)
actually, i've heard they're on the verge of collapse

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:44, archived)
No, they're very much a growing concern

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:45, archived)
dogecoins

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:29, archived)
This almost seems like serious advice.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:32, archived)
just give it to me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:30, archived)
^dis

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:33, archived)
Bins.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:13, archived)
I am having a bet on some soccerball tonight to make some money i think
i am going to 83 - 0 to LiverPool Red Socks
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
just put a fiver on cardiff to win

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:26, archived)
Not a bad idea really.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:36, archived)
ISA innit.
But don't lock it away for too long; interest rates might rise soon, what with unemployment falling.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:31, archived)
afternoon

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:00, archived)
my afternoons are red and they have podka dots on

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:12, archived)
brace yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:21, archived)
+em

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:24, archived)
oh man

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:26, archived)
i've got a cough do you think i might be dying?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:16, archived)
More than likely
But try to stay positive
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:36, archived)
ok cool

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:44, archived)
That's what got him into this mess

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)
probaby pleurisy or sutin lol

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:49, archived)
am i gonna die?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:54, archived)
More than likely.
Most people so far have turned out to be mortal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)
lol haha no i meant from the pleurisy rather than just in general

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:29, archived)
o sorry you should have been more specific

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:16, archived)
yeah, all that pearly kings and queens cockney knees-up round the old joanna bit, straight in the cattle truck and off to the crematorium
/ac
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:27, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
prick

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:27, archived)
Why does nobody call you a gaylord any more, Gaylord?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:49, archived)
because he's more of a gayserf really

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:36, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:27, archived)
because of bumchums.

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:44, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:54, archived)
you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:28, archived)
Yes?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:59, archived)
Mystic Cave Zone

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:13, archived)
dunno what that means, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:28, archived)
hometime then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:20, archived)
chinky birds' fannies open up sideways

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:28, archived)
If this place were a map from id software's hit 1996 FPS title 'Quake', it'd be 'The Dismal Oubliette'.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:57, archived)
i dont get it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:06, archived)
Yeah it's a bit highbrow, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:33, archived)
yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:35, archived)
what if it were a level from Sonic the Hedgehog?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:20, archived)
Dante's Inferno more like.

(Tetracontagon, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:24, archived)
Typical MGT, always needing to be different.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:26, archived)
well I dunno,
usually a thread starts with a question and we all provide different answers. It stands to reason that if a thread starts with an answer we should all respond with different questions.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:28, archived)
Actually this time you were all meant to just mutely agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:34, archived)
you honestly weren't actually expecting that though, were you?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:36, archived)
Well no not really, if we're totally honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:50, archived)
staralright zone

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:51, archived)
Scrap Brain Zone

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:55, archived)
Green Hill Country

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:05, archived)
Tricks'n'Traps

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:06, archived)
Gonarch's Lair

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:06, archived)
that spinny one with the birds

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:10, archived)
Wheel of Fortune?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:23, archived)
It's clearly Eugene's Lair from Manic Miner.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:29, archived)
Could an oubliette be anything other than dismal?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:36, archived)
bit of peace and quiet innit

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:40, archived)
it's like the bedroom of someone who plays Quake all day

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:44, archived)
I'd love to create a sexy oubliette.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:50, archived)
hey watching people play videogames is fun rite
www.gameanyone.com/video/268359
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:41, archived)
That's old hat, I watch videos of people watching videos of people playing video games.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:51, archived)
such meta

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:57, archived)
heavy meta, even

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:06, archived)
I LOVE QUAKE!
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:55, archived)
morning

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:25, archived)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      WHAT!?
(#1, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:29, archived)
woah

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:26, archived)

                                   
                                    Nipples
(#1, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:26, archived)
do you mind? we're all talking to monster munch about his important, whatever point he's proving, /talk experiment

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:31, archived)
oh soz, go right ahead, don't mind me

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:26, archived)
It's gripping stuff:
DAY SIX!
Pretty sure that no one gives a shit, anymore (as if anyone ever did), but in for a penny, in for a pound, eh?
Mood: feeling good about /talk, but expecting to be too busy at work for it to matter. Hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch [robot ninja versus forklift], Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:44, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:33, archived)
I hate people who say "anymore"
it's right up there with "nevermind" as a non-word
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:45, archived)
alright sebo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:02, archived)
yo

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:26, archived)
wat up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:28, archived)
had a shit, left a window open, got a bird coming over

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:45, archived)
Are you going to some all over her tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:02, archived)
alroight
hows tricks this morning?
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:12, archived)
George.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:14, archived)
oh hahahaha like that george and zippy thing where they talk about penises

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:27, archived)

zippy gilbert
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:28, archived)

and zippy Osborne
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:58, archived)
free to b3tans, lol that man was a prick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:29, archived)
wasn't he a disgraced headmaster or something?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:06, archived)
MUNGE

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:35, archived)
MUNGE MUNGE MUNGE MUNGE MUNGE

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:46, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:37, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:46, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:49, archived)

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