NEW /TALK CHALLENGE:
wankers
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:48, archived)

pricks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:51, archived)

morning

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)

blah blah blah...
/talk used to be good etc
(likeajackhammer, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:54, archived)

lol yeah hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)

fuck this shit ima go to the cafe

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:54, archived)

I wouldn't bother, they're not licensed

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)

this one actually is, but i dont drink alcohol anyhoo

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:20, archived)

Yeah ok

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:06, archived)

please don't start with your fucking stupid shitposting, I'm not in the mood ok

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:07, archived)

ok

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)

no, I'm having the last word

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)

fine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:09, archived)

well there you go then

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:10, archived)

THREAD CLOSED, I WIN
NEXT PLEASE
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:14, archived)

NEW /TALK CHALLENGE: FILM PUNS
Slightly alter film titles to make them funny (suggested by 2 can chunder)

To enter this challenge please start posts with [c]
To vote for posts that you like please reply with [click]

At the end of the week I'm sure if we ask him nicely rob will put the top 3 entries in the newsletter.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:33, archived)

get fucked

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:35, archived)

[click]

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:41, archived)

shitcunt

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:39, archived)

I don't get it

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:46, archived)

Nutty Professor II: The Winnetts

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:40, archived)

you're doing it wrong

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:45, archived)

I'm not sure it's possible to do this 'right'.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:14, archived)

I don't think you're trying

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:31, archived)

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Black

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:07, archived)

This would work better if the puns were themed, beyond "make them funny".
Even so:
[c] The Sting
An alien shape-shifter crash lands in the Arctic, finds its way to civilisation, then assumes the form of Gordon Sumner. Hilarity ensues.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:17, archived)

[click]
Yeah, didn't want to restrict people to much though, generally on /talk someone starts a themed film pun thread and it all kicks off from there.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:24, archived)

Fair play.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:30, archived)

DAY EIGHT
It's going well - my /talk experience is undiminished. Slightly worried that frank may be like Fantasia, and thus in danger of being consumed by The Nothing.
Day off tomorrow, so next update won't be until Day Twelve.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:16, archived)

can't wait!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:19, archived)

Lies!
And on the internet, of all places...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:06, archived)

morning

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:02, archived)

will you stop going on about it please?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:03, archived)

lol soz m8

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:08, archived)

nah your alright really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:19, archived)

wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:20, archived)

morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:22, archived)

alright

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:22, archived)

prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:24, archived)

morning

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:04, archived)

yo

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:09, archived)

word

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:13, archived)

alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:11, archived)

bit harsh

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:13, archived)

Not really

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:15, archived)

morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:29, archived)

*yawns*
*scratches*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:35, archived)

Late for work,
late for The Doveston's morning thread.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:11, archived)

morning

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:41, archived)

Morning? 'Yorning' more like LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:43, archived)

ok

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:07, archived)

prove it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:48, archived)

i had my morning shit

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:08, archived)

How was it?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:11, archived)

solid
one of those ones you barely need to wipe for
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:25, archived)

hello the doveston

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:53, archived)

alright mongs

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:08, archived)

pricks
morning
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:34, archived)

Is it snowing?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:37, archived)

feebly
It's the snow equivalent of drizzle.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:41, archived)

bumholes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:30, archived)

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 6:12, archived)

^BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT HIS NAN^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 6:27, archived)

too soon man, : ( still i get 168k just before my birthday, which is sort of nice

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 6:35, archived)

I'm still waiting for the spoils from the dead nan bonanza

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 6:44, archived)

i bought a pair of shoes from churchs for 700 quid, they come with an apron for when you polish them, fucking bargin

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:04, archived)

I bought a pair of shoes for £7000 that came with a man wearing an apron to polish them for me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:26, archived)

mine are just casual wear tho for the flight to trinidad

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:32, archived)

shove islam up your cock

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 6:33, archived)

this is insulting to islam

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 6:42, archived)

Sofa Ellis Bextor

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 0:13, archived)

Judi Bench

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 0:14, archived)

Chair (Cher)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 0:14, archived)

Stan CupBoardman

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 0:14, archived)

Mr (se)T(ee)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 0:15, archived)

Manfred Mantelpiece

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 0:15, archived)

Enjoy
Brain gone off to bed. NN
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 0:41, archived)

it'sa kinda magic

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 0:32, archived)

Edwardrobe Woodwardrobe

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 0:56, archived)

Paul Footstool

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 1:08, archived)

Clark Occasional Gable (table)

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 1:09, archived)

Christopher Hitchen Cupboard

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 1:11, archived)

LL Stool J

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 2:02, archived)

Scott La Rockingchair

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 2:30, archived)

Jay-Z-Boy

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 2:33, archived)

Fearless Four-poster-bed

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 2:39, archived)

The Pharcydeboard

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 2:46, archived)

Run D.M.Settee

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 2:47, archived)

Beaniebag Man

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 2:50, archived)

Elephant Ottoman

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 2:51, archived)

Divanilla Ice

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 2:52, archived)

MC Hammock

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 2:55, archived)

Digable Cabinets

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 2:56, archived)

Knightstands of the Turntables

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 2:57, archived)

Del the Bunkybed Homosapien

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 3:00, archived)

My tom cat has shat all over the place.
-10/10
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 23:23, archived)

Stick it's face in the mucky stuff and give it a good telling off
Tends not to work with cats or me to be honest.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 23:51, archived)

rub your face in it
until he learns not to do it again
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 30 Jan 2014, 0:23, archived)

why does brb claim he thinks frank is a cunt?
do you think he means it?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:32, archived)

haha, obviously he doesn't mean it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:34, archived)

this is the best thing I have ever seen in the last 30 seconds or so
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/83/Union_flag_without_scotland.jpg
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:34, archived)

haha yeah no Wales on it either

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:35, archived)

haha, "Wales", like that's even a thing

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:36, archived)

england wouldnt be a thing if it wasnt for the resources in wales

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:39, archived)

what like the Dr Who museum?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:40, archived)

dr who is shit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:42, archived)

back in the times when also the north was key in making england england

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:44, archived)

thing is right, I'm in favour of Mancunian devolution
just send all the darkies back home on the banana boat and set up a border post at Stockport, sorted
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:47, archived)

I've been to Wales, it was ok really
better than London, that's a right shithole
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:42, archived)

bits of wales is a shithole

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:49, archived)

well yeah but I was judging by relative frequency of Albanian drug pushers hacking prostitutes to death with a machete
so Wales easily wins over London
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:55, archived)

dunno bout that

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:59, archived)

FACT: 75% of everyone in London is an Albanian drug pusher

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 23:01, archived)

im not albanian

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 23:04, archived)

we only have your word for that

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 23:08, archived)

I was reading a thing about WW1 earlier
about the Zeppelin raids, and WW2 with the doodlebugs, and how so much of London got destroyed and I thought "so war is good for something then".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:54, archived)

war is brilliant, I love a good war I do

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:56, archived)

will you be signing up as soon as the next one kicks off, then?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:56, archived)

no, but I'll deffo watch the telly coverage

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:59, archived)

bit harsh my nan lived in london

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:58, archived)

it's not personal

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:59, archived)

i find that hard to believe

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 23:06, archived)

Watched WW1 telly the other night
and never realised German Navy bombarded Hartlypool. What foresight.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 23:59, archived)

Scotland can fuck off
And NO bailout when they foul up.............. which will happen. Scotland will be the new Greece without sun.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 23:56, archived)

yeh that's what i thought

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:39, archived)

no one hates me, I'm one of the most popular posters on this forum

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:43, archived)

you dont need to tell me twice

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:45, archived)

offtopic's kind of a work in progress though

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:49, archived)

they will acquire the taste of you

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)

all I try to do is spread happiness round the internet
that's all I do, no one should ever be upset by what I do
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:54, archived)

you dont need to tell me twice

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:59, archived)

in this place I never know if people mean what they say,
it's a veritable hive of edgy showing-off.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:34, archived)

woah, no need to be showing off now is there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:36, archived)

sometimes I despair, tbh.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:37, archived)

hey imagine licking an old lady's bunion
/ac
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:38, archived)

lol yeah

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 23:21, archived)

what's the best potatoes
?
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:21, archived)

patatas bravas

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:26, archived)

you complete fucking idiot

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:26, archived)

get fucked cunt

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:27, archived)

^upset^

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:29, archived)

I'm sorry

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:31, archived)

soz, stopped caring like 20 minutes ago

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:37, archived)

chips

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:27, archived)

correct
you get to start the next thread
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:29, archived)

i'm a bit down since i found out brb thinks your a cunt

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:32, archived)

this place is shit without cowfoot

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:33, archived)

tell me about it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)

Shetland black

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:29, archived)

don't be making things up just to get attention, no one wants to see that

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:32, archived)

no they are real potatoes I have had them,
you can google it if you want, there are pictures.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:34, archived)

I don't need to, I have an opinion on this now and my opinions are better than facts

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:35, archived)

Starship Tubers

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 23:16, archived)

whatever happened to Frank?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:11, archived)

dunno who that is soz

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:14, archived)

Some prick

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:18, archived)

he'll be here somewhere then
we're all the same prick on here
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:33, archived)

used up his 2014 post quota already

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:23, archived)

dunno who you are, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:27, archived)

This is a normal post "Children change as they grow up, eventually become adults"?
Wish I'd opted for a career in journalism.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch [robot ninja versus forklift], Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:02, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:34, archived)

yeah, you can actually stop telling me his posts now, they're kinda not really interesting

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:36, archived)

my throat is killing mind you

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:30, archived)

hey it's ok, I'm here now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:31, archived)

i kind of want a stalker.
a fit one mind.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:34, archived)

wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:37, archived)

i think it would do my ego the world of good

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:38, archived)

I assume you've already asked Thandie Newton to do that for you?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:41, archived)

i didnt want to get in on your territory

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)

she can stalk you at weekends, I don't mind

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)

i dont want you getting all weird and jealous like last time

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:49, archived)

as long as it comes back in one piece, clean with no visible injuries then we cool

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)

wanker

(#1, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:30, archived)

that's him fucking well told

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:32, archived)

Have I willed him out of existence?
Sorry, frank. Sorry, everyone.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:42, archived)

we miss him forever in our hearts

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:01, archived)

I think he's a cunt.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:14, archived)

nah you dont

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:15, archived)

I sincerely do.
Sorry if that's a problem for you.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:20, archived)

yeh rite

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:27, archived)

That touch me I feel your pain and believe in KRAMA... May the angel watch over you and help you through this difficult time lord help this family please..

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:14, archived)

Bruno?
he went nuts and thought he was Frankie De Tory
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)

eveninh
cough still here and irritating but hopefully past the worst of it, might be ok tomorrow
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:27, archived)

Or you might die in your sleep

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:28, archived)

well that's ok cos i wont know about it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:59, archived)

I take comfort from that

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:04, archived)

wait are you the one who is gonna make me die in my sleeps?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:14, archived)

Hopefully. not, but no promises

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)

spinach on pizza. y/n?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:02, archived)

never tried it
So I am going to say YES
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:04, archived)

Have you ever been fucked up the arse with a huge dildo?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:06, archived)

I've been dildo'd up the fuck by a huge arse if that helps

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:13, archived)

fucked up the arse with a huge dildo y/n?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:15, archived)

Oh I see, no, soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)

Define huge.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)

colossal, enormous, giant, gigantic, immense, prodigious, vast
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:27, archived)

after the cooking is done, sure

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:05, archived)

a good point well made.
And one I'd agree with
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:09, archived)

its just basic facts

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:11, archived)

y
not for all pizza though, just some pizzas
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:06, archived)

This.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)

Yeah I have to say I'm finding it pretty irritating
You can make your own cough syrup by mixing equal parts thick bleach and battery acid.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:04, archived)

and use it as an enema

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:05, archived)

Enema of the State

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:06, archived)

Great for clearing mucus

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:07, archived)

does that really work?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:08, archived)

I heard it might

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:14, archived)

i dunno i might wait for peer review

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)

i made my own with honey and lemon juice didnt realise bleach was a thing

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:06, archived)

I just ate some stew.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:57, archived)

in the name of the law?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:58, archived)

No, in my kitchen.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:00, archived)

those two things are not mutually exclusive.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:01, archived)

Your face is mutually exclusive.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:03, archived)

true :(

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:04, archived)

Near the top
Hey Frank, someone stole your shit joke you cunt

www.b3ta.com/board/11052820
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:59, archived)

i think just about every cunt has done that joke

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:01, archived)

daily mail "all grown up" article for a twelve year old now
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2547993/Ramona-Marquez-displays-transformation-little-girl-young-lady-Outnumbered-prepares-bow-out.html

is everyone at the daily mail an actual pedo or something?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:39, archived)

Methinks they doth protest too much.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:41, archived)

who doth?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:48, archived)

Moths.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:51, archived)

time of the moth

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:54, archived)

Gothth, I gueth.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:02, archived)

mothron

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:38, archived)

yes

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:45, archived)

they're only catering to their audience's tastes
racism, shit journalism and double-standard noncing
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:48, archived)

oh ok so nobody who works at the daily mail is definitely not all pedos

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)

Nah, some are pretty much indifferent to underage fillies
and are mainly there for the xenophobia, spurious X-causes-cancer stories and 'legal highs' hysteria.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:05, archived)

you know what they call legal highs that are proven to work?
highs
-tim minchin
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:06, archived)

It happens to all the good ones.
Mephedrone was a blast.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)

everyone at the daily mail is a complete twat

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:58, archived)

i like a comment there that is upset
that the parents of a 12 year old would let her dye her hair
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:00, archived)

she's probably got pierced ears as well,
but that's normal so it doesn't count
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:01, archived)

I've been to parts of Wales where I felt like a weirdo for not having tattoos.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:02, archived)

i feel like i need to visit more parts of wales
they're all soft in cardiff i guesssss
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:04, archived)

I'm talking north Wales, boyo.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)

oh rite never bin

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:10, archived)

"Children change as they grow up, eventually become adults"?
Wish I'd opted for a career in journalism.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:02, archived)

is she the new emma watson

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:32, archived)

"it is the blossoming of its three young stars that has really caught the eye" yes and god help them if they have caught the viperous, embittered, spiteful eye of anyone there, can we look forward to articles about how they have Gone Off the Rails, their Drugs Shame, and frequent mock-outraged detailing of personal relationships, because of course it's vitally important that such matters are bought to the attention of as many people as possible
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:38, archived)

not that the papers constant hounding of them when they aren't doing anything wrong
could possibly push them off of the rails or anything
the press just report the facts, it aint their fault what happens
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:10, archived)

what the fuck is that, I have honestly never fucking heard of it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:40, archived)

I'm brewing up some jenkem
Who wants in?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:05, archived)

i heard that was all benkem

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:08, archived)

That stuff is the shit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:13, archived)

Stew Trek: Broth of Khan

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:43, archived)

Oh that's very good, well done well done.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:03, archived)

Save it for the compo!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:04, archived)

Can't he just mark it as a challenge entry?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:08, archived)

[c] Yes, like this

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:09, archived)

whats the compo/
?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)

I know you're excited but you're just gonna have to wait until tomorrow.
There may be a last minute rush of votes. I've opened voting up to /board as well.
www.b3ta.com/board/11053168
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:22, archived)

oh ok hows it going to work then

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:26, archived)

Also because we can't count how many clicks each post gets people will just have to say which ones they like.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:15, archived)

I'll be the first dirty pearost

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:01, archived)

I like this

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:15, archived)

boner

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:53, archived)

lol
boner
( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)

spam javelin

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:57, archived)

haha great

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:55, archived)

heehee

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:56, archived)

giggles

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:58, archived)

Haha willy.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:07, archived)

are you allowed to say that on a family forum?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:25, archived)

Hello, Julian.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:29, archived)

the stock market crash might be this week

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:32, archived)

What should I invest in when the time comes?
Serious financial advice please, mgt.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:33, archived)

I don't know,
have to wait and see what goes cheap, the housing bubble will probably burst again at some point though, thinking about selling up before deflation kicks in, wouldn't want a mortgage when that happens, but I'm not really looking at how to get rich tbh.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:37, archived)

wait does this mean it might be a good time to buy a house soon or that it wont be a good time to buy a house soon?
and by soon i mean when the bubble bursts
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:46, archived)

it'll be a good time to buy if you don't need a mortgage to do so,
otherwise it'll be a little iffy.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:50, archived)

oh ok never mind then

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:52, archived)

Prices will drop, but no one will lend you any money.
Probably a good time to have a mattress stuffed with used notes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:50, archived)

yep,
worse than that, if you have a mortgage and deflation happens, prices and wages drop and you could quickly find that you can't afford the repayments on it
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:53, archived)

That's ever so reassuring.
I think I'm pretty well insured, though, so I could probably fake my death, for the benefit of the kids.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:57, archived)

i am starting to think that buying a house isn't all its cracked up to be or at least used to be

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:06, archived)

It's a pretty good idea if you did it about 15 years ago.
Or 30 years ago, come to that.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:33, archived)

Buy shares in communism.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:38, archived)

Why hasn't Robert Peston mentioned this?!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:49, archived)

dunno maybe he's not as clever as me

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:50, archived)

Are you clever?
I thought you were one of those crazy people who are occasionally correct?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:52, archived)

isn't that what clever means?
oh well.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:53, archived)

If you could slaughter a pig,
dress yourself in its innards, then divine the future from the state of the carcass, whilst high on plant-derived narcotics, I'd be more inclined to believe your predictions.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:01, archived)

hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:40, archived)

haha i know right hahaa
I mean...this place!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:43, archived)

When did the first two vowels appear?
Before U and I were born.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:16, archived)

That does it.
Shut it down. Shut everything down.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:17, archived)

Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:34, archived)

Fuck off back to mumsnet.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:19, archived)

I ent never even trolled mumsnet.
Don't have the time or inclination.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:21, archived)

Fookin' 'ell

( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:25, archived)

i'm not coughing so much this afternoon

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:31, archived)

there's always the worry that it might develop into a secondary infection though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:31, archived)

yeh but hopefully i'm past the worst
let's all keep our fingers crossed that it doesn't get worse
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)

I think you'll be fine.
Just smoke slightly fewer fags and that for a while.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)

we're all praying for you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:36, archived)

It would be hypocritical for me to pray for him.
I just hope he's not pretending to have cancer again.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)

i'm gonna pretend to cross my fingers not actually do it, is that ok?

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)

I think you could pretend to do a little more than that to help your old forum chum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:41, archived)

thats all i can ask

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:56, archived)

Shit report:
I had a wet squeezy plop, 3/10, very poor.
Then 10 to 20 minutes later, the squits. Sinking feeling and inflamed rectum. 2/10.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:38, archived)

No bumming for you tonight

( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:17, archived)

Thanks, spazzcaptain.
I promise to make it up to you.
x
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:21, archived)

look, if you're not even going to try, then I can't help you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:51, archived)

hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:02, archived)

we have a right laugh here

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:09, archived)

wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:11, archived)

whats the latest

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:10, archived)

I think I need a poo

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:11, archived)

Fuck off.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:15, archived)

LOL

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:15, archived)

i think the cough is starting to subside

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:59, archived)

This is joyful news indeed.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:00, archived)

my big toe joint is playing up again though
swings and roundabouts and gout
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:01, archived)

Evolution really isn't working.
Therefore, you are proof of Intelligent Design.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:33, archived)

obvs

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:01, archived)

sympathy reply

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:14, archived)