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Homosex cars and their advertising taglines please
The ford bum-der. Built for traction in the mud.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:16, archived)
[c] Gran Baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:19, archived)
[c] The Fast and the Baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:21, archived)
[c] Baldmonkey Goes Bananas

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:42, archived)
[c] out at the cinemas soon "Lone Baldmonkey"

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:48, archived)
[c] The Good, The Bald and the Monkey

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:19, archived)
[click]

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:30, archived)
oh boy I bet you can't wait for this week's newsletter with all these funnies in it!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:07, archived)
I'm not sure this is the right place for your homophobic autophilia

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:21, archived)
what is this, queersthathatecars.com

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:23, archived)
Fine baldmonkey films it is.
I GIVE YOU GOLD AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)
[c] You're shit at this, nameless.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:37, archived)
Stop abusing the /talk challenge please

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:08, archived)
[c] Up yours, Thatcher.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)
something in the way she moves
attracts me like no other lover
something in the way she woos me
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:40, archived)
Toyota Prius. Gay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:55, archived)
A Toyota Priapus would be arguably more gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:08, archived)
sorry don't think that's a real car

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:09, archived)
Daewoo Matiz. Gay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:57, archived)
Fiat 500. Gay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:58, archived)
Volkswagen Beetle. Gay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:06, archived)
Fiat Panda. Gay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:07, archived)
Anything French or American

(#1, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:30, archived)
Grrry's car. Has gay sex with grrrmachine, although possibly non-consensual

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
I was completely agreeing with you until this point

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:30, archived)
since my car's female, it can't really be gay sex, can it.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:32, archived)
How old is your car Grrry?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:32, archived)
you think he might be a car nonce?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:07, archived)
Can't work out whether this means Grrry bumrapes his car
or vice-versa.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:50, archived)
Any car with a wankel engine.
Badum tss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:26, archived)
Any car with
these fitted
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:31, archived)
faglols

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:29, archived)
Daewoo - hoo!
Because Gangnam Style shouldn't be the only fabulous thing to come out of Korea
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:09, archived)
Ford Focus
Because your sexual orientation has no bearing on your driving skills
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:17, archived)
Just for reference
I was not making any correlation to a penchant for bum sex and your ability to drive
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:27, archived)
bum sex?
well, that's peculiar
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:29, archived)
Ford Fuckass, ahahaha geddit?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:50, archived)
Hang on, I drive a Focus. :-/

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:52, archived)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:07, archived)
Ford Public - Made from old Corsairs

(#1, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:26, archived)
Ford PUBIC more like hahaha "coarse hairs" haha do you get it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:47, archived)
Being polite on message boards.
Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:08, archived)
comedy offensive reply

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:12, archived)
Witty racist riposte.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:14, archived)
this forum could benefit from a bit more racism

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:20, archived)
Well then.
Something concerning your mother, also racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:22, archived)
generic inflammatory response
seig heil etc
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:25, archived)
Comparing London to Birmingham.
Also something on Jews ruling the World.
(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:28, archived)
Oh boy, I don't think I can stand this much edginess!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:57, archived)
Yeah, I'm pushing the boundaries here.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:05, archived)
Far too racialist
Caucasian guilt is at an all time high now
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:23, archived)
White cunts.
It's all their fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:38, archived)
typical coloured

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:47, archived)
I'm a liberal racist.
I like immigrants, but fuck these cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:48, archived)
If anything, it's TOO tolerant

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:39, archived)
Come to OT. We don't like any of them.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:36, archived)
no, you lot come here

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:38, archived)
We do sometimes but it's all just frank pulling his plonker.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:48, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:12, archived)
Go shit a cunt up your fuck, wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:13, archived)
And a good day to you, Sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:14, archived)
i already did that

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:19, archived)
Then prick yourself in the tits and suck a bugger.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:26, archived)
Now you're talking.
Sounds like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:28, archived)
Have you ever considered stuffing a badgers tits up your mothers noise pipe?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:42, archived)
Too far man, I was only messing around. :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:49, archived)
Oh, I didn't mean YOUR mum specifically
Oh no, what have I done :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:48, archived)
overrated

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:23, archived)
haha it's funny because your username is a bit like wanker

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:31, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:00, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:01, archived)
Your username is stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:50, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:52, archived)
I went there.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:53, archived)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:52, archived)
I'm not sure I like it here any more, TH
It's all getting a bit too mean
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:05, archived)
alright baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:40, archived)
[c] The man who would be baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:04, archived)
[c] The importance of being baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:05, archived)
[c] Three men and a little baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:06, archived)
[c] Indiana Jones and the temple of baldmonkey

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:24, archived)
[c] The Adventures of Baldmonkey, Queen of the Desert

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:36, archived)
[CLICK]

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:54, archived)
[c] 12 Baldmonkies

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:50, archived)
[c] Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot Baldmonkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:58, archived)
[c] Throw Baldmonkey from the train

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:05, archived)
[c] Saving private baldmonkey

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09, archived)
[c] Pulp Baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:12, archived)
Things to Do in baldmonkey When You're Dead

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:12, archived)
I don't want this entering in 2 can's shit competition by the way

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:13, archived)
[c] Three Colours: Baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:13, archived)
[c] Baldmonkeys anal adventures #3

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:14, archived)
Good neither do I

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:09, archived)
hey it's friday

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:53, archived)
no way

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:00, archived)
srsly

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:27, archived)

i.imgur.com/KsMQCRF.jpg
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:28, archived)
that only matters for people who have jobs

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:03, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:10, archived)
m

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:16, archived)
faggot

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:27, archived)
blimey it is and all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:35, archived)
I've never lied to you

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:44, archived)
wait I know the answer to this one - I have to ask the other one what you would say

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:45, archived)
he'd call you a wanker too

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:51, archived)
hahaha 'cause he's the one who always tells the truth

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:53, archived)
there's nothing good about b3ta any more is there
I mean honestly, this is just a load of shit and everyone's posting here out of habit and some misplaced sense of loyalty, fact is it's gone to shit and there's pretty much no point doing this any more is there
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:55, archived)
that's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:58, archived)
this is 100% correct

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:00, archived)
you mean it was better than this once?
oh man that must have been amazing
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:05, archived)
dont listen to them, it was even shitter than this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:12, archived)
i'm enjoying it so far

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:47, archived)
yo M
I'm well bored today, might try heroin
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:50, archived)
we used to be lovers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:13, archived)
hallelujah praise the lord! and I got paid
but I lost my Wallet :(
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:49, archived)
I hope you find your wallet.
I hope one day you find your bumhole too
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:22, archived)
maybe one day
stem cell therapy will grow me a new bumole probably not a wallet though
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:29, archived)
so?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:55, archived)
Friday you say...my neck my back..
...my neck and my back.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:37, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:48, archived)
alas

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:49, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:33, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:50, archived)
morning
off to London after work today. What are you up to after work today?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:30, archived)
Staying in London

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:33, archived)
not going to London

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:36, archived)
BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM
haha you all thought I was Will Smith, I'm not really, it's me Frank
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:02, archived)
he's going to miami!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:03, archived)
dunno what that means, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:04, archived)
it is another william smith song!!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:06, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:07, archived)
yeh see?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:08, archived)
you know what, this place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:14, archived)
yeh obviously i know that

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:26, archived)
It's spelt 'will I smith' you knobend

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:08, archived)
haha no it isnt

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:10, archived)
Yes it is. His full rapper name is 'the notorious will I smith'
He also goes by 'the artist formally known as fresh prince'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:16, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:17, archived)
no he doesnt hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:18, archived)
hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:19, archived)
I think the I stands for ian

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:18, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:19, archived)
the fresh prince of megalolz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:20, archived)
of all the pedos in the news wales had to get the one who thinks being a pedo is megalolz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:27, archived)
it's a common trait, the beeb hushes all the others ones up

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:53, archived)
oh ok haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:58, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:13, archived)
Alright john you fucking spastic

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:04, archived)
if you weren't such a shit doctor you'd know that the politically correct term is raspberry ripples
how many old ladies' bottoms have you looked at today?
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:05, archived)
none. I felt 2 prostates though if that's any help

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:07, archived)
hahahahaha faggot

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:14, archived)
Girls aint nothin but trouble

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:07, archived)
bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:13, archived)
There's no one quite like grandma

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:14, archived)
grandmas ain't shit but ho's and tricks

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:17, archived)
frank this old ladies bottoms thing of yours isn't healthy

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:21, archived)
careful, you got so angry there you typed "think" instead of "thing"
can't be good for your blood pressure
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:22, archived)
I think you're imagining things again

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:23, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:24, archived)
ok I've clearly won this thread so I'm off to sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:28, archived)
hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:38, archived)
we need a new challenge to keep this place alive

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:51, archived)
it's your fault for bullying baldmonkey into leaving

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:59, archived)
i didnt do thatm

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 0:08, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 1:22, archived)
bit quiet

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:18, archived)
maybe ... too quiet

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:27, archived)
I like ladies' bottoms and knockers and fannies and that

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:28, archived)
oh wow me too :) :) :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:29, archived)
oh WOW, really?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:35, archived)
Pretty much yeah, so long as they're not Jenifer Anistons bottoms and knockers and fannies and that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:38, archived)
aaaaaaaaah you fancy the ugly retarded idiot one

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:40, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:44, archived)
ok

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:45, archived)
I just realised that all you really do is repost my off the cuff comments over and over
it's kinda boring
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:46, archived)
just saying

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:46, archived)
I'm not saying that your constant posts are kinda boring
no siree.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:47, archived)
well they are
but at least they're mine
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)
ignore him love, stay strong, you don't need him

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:49, archived)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:46, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:29, archived)
hey I've got vanilla flavoured coffee, it's not gay though, you can totally have vanilla flavoured coffee and still fancy women

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:37, archived)
I'm well gel tbh, i like coffee and i like vanilla, reckon the two together would be well good

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:38, archived)
it's the best thing to wash down a delicious microwave kebab tbh

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:39, archived)
now you're just showing off

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:40, archived)
the internet was invented for me to show off

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:40, archived)
i just wrote a song with two chords about having a hole in your shoe

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:42, archived)
think the velvet underground only instead of taking a load of heroin they had holes in their shoes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:43, archived)
I'm pretty sure neil out of the young ones already did that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:44, archived)
ggaaarggggh

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:45, archived)
hey I'm listening to the velvet underground and they sound like they've got no shoes and shit heroin

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:45, archived)
i like their song with two chords that is about heroin

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:47, archived)
is that the one called Heroin?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)
that's one of them yeh i feel like they might have a few more along those lines too

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)
Black Angel's Death Song might be along those lines
Venus in Furs is a piece of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:51, archived)
i like the one where they didn't want nico involved so they all do really sarcastic backing singing going
"she's a femme fatale"
that's about the best thing they ever did
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:54, archived)
wait ive got it wrong its edie sedgwick they didn't want involved my mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:55, archived)
now I've got that cunting hippy song in my head, god I hated that cunt

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:44, archived)
i dunno what that song is soz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:46, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:49, archived)
this one is way better and you know it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv09hmmXDI0
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:53, archived)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:44, archived)
i'm not even sure i'm hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:30, archived)
I'm not sure you are either
I think you should get a second opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:39, archived)
it's just a gut feeling haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:40, archived)
It's funny because there are two possible interpretations.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:54, archived)
That's funny because there are more than two possible interpretations.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)
You're funny because you're not.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:29, archived)
Hi, you needed a second opinion? Well, he's not hungry, he's suicidal.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:42, archived)
I'm not.
But then I just had a bloody burger and fried potatoes and apple and blackberry crumble and custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:54, archived)
sounds grim no offence

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)
thats just me tho i dont like maccy ds,
to each their own tho
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)
burger and potatoes in a crumble with custard?
what are you like
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:38, archived)
fried potatoes lols

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:40, archived)
posh chips,
surprised he didn't call the burger a steak tartare
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:42, archived)
castle bred ox tartare on a bed of focaccia and seasonal fucking salad selected by our own chefs
with a side of maris pipers lovingly wedged and cooked in fifteen different ways before a final crispy fry
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:56, archived)
drizzled with an apple and blackberry coulis and topped with creme Anglaise

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:58, archived)
£4.99 or 260 clubcard points

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:59, archived)
and onion rings

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:00, archived)
and a Mr Kipling Cherry Bakewell for pudding

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:02, archived)
i had chips for dinner

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:03, archived)
I had monster munch and a cheese pasty

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:04, archived)
pan fried monster munch

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:04, archived)
pan-fried monster-claw shaped New World maize cutlets

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:08, archived)
on a bed of foil

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:10, archived)
a baby bel or two and some of those hovis biscuits that taste just like digestives

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:04, archived)
they ARE digestives.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:04, archived)
do you have to ruin everything with your zealotry

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:05, archived)
yeah that's just what sir jacob wants you to think

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:10, archived)
in fucking lard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)
i never had dinner, fuck it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:18, archived)
you'll catch a cold

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 22:10, archived)
What's for dinner?
I'm doing vegetable stir fry with rice noodles and a sweet and sour sauce.

Alt: knitting
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:58, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:00, archived)
Haha, right.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:07, archived)
i dunno i just don't know

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:05, archived)
We can work this out together, SSG. Stay calm.
Have a look in your cupboards, fridge and freezer and find two or three things that could go together.

Or one thing that's really nice and simple, like a pizza or summink.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:09, archived)
i aint got much cos i bin ill,
there's a leek and a carrot that look still eatable, some chips in the freezer, i dunno man i dunno what to do with that
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:10, archived)
cheese and bacon in the fridge
this might go somewhere after all
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:10, archived)
You could make a potato, bacon, leak and carrot soup and sprinkle the cheese on top.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:13, archived)
r u gonzo in disguise

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:27, archived)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:44, archived)
gross cooking tips

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:00, archived)
I'm not trying to be original
but I don't want to step on anybodies toes. Apologies to gonzo.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:02, archived)
actually maybe frozen chips would work as part of a potato soup i have never tried i might have judged when judging was undue

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:03, archived)
Well I roast chopped up veg to put in soup, like parsnips and squashes and whatnot.
It could work. Try it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:09, archived)
im not gonna try it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)
I dunno might have cheese on toast
#yolo
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:09, archived)
Nice choice.
Beans too, I reckon. Beans too?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:11, archived)
I'd appreciate some clarification regarding the beans issue.
I like to keep my records free of ambiguity.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:19, archived)
NO BEANS
But only because I'm not going down The Shop
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:21, archived)
Okay.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:42, archived)
Great to chat #clique #creativity

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:20, archived)
chick pea jalfrezi with mashed swede and caroot

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:03, archived)
fuck it, i'm leaving that typo, i kind of like it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:04, archived)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:09, archived)
it's surprisingly tasty

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:13, archived)
It shouldn't surprise anyone, it sounds lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:29, archived)
I went out but I'm back now and I have a cup of coffee and Momo has parrot treats with dried banana in, he loves that shit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:13, archived)
might have a coffee in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:14, archived)
tell you what, I need a new catchphrase, maybe you could help me think of one, I was thinking something along the lines of "oops! and your nipples!" or something like
that
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:15, archived)
bit lolwaki no offence

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:18, archived)
yeah, really I should have just started saying it to upset people, cat's out of the bag now, might have a wank instead

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:22, archived)
what a riot this is a riot

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:23, archived)
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY HERE

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:33, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:38, archived)
I might have a bit of a lie down

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:47, archived)
yeh good plan lol

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:55, archived)
id always opt for a lie down over a sit down, im proper lazy me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:10, archived)
Just say what you see.
(It's good, but it's not the one)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:47, archived)
Good plan

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:16, archived)
i went the bookies and lost a ton, meh im up for the week still, gonna get a takeaway curry for dinner and play ps4, im still rock and roll honest :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:09, archived)
i'm going home now, see you tomorrow
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:55, archived)
oh ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:58, archived)
T'ra luv.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:01, archived)
*checks watch* I've still got 20 mins to go :(

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:08, archived)
Tataa, cock

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:10, archived)
mind how y'go

(CrassWar, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:13, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:09, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:09, archived)
mupps

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:14, archived)
Doveston

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
How do

(CrassWar, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:12, archived)
hello new person

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:14, archived)
good afternoon
this is all very nice
(CrassWar, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
what colour pants are you wearing?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:16, archived)
Skintone, and very tight.
If I didn't know any better I'd swear you knew I was colourblind.
(CrassWar, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:18, archived)
i'm wearing my simpsons boxers today

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:26, archived)
haha Homer makes me laugh he's so stupid and fat and he goes "DOH!" and it's funny ahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:34, archived)
this is more of a shelbyville idea

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:46, archived)
hoot hoot hoot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:00, archived)
Welcome possibly new person!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:39, archived)
Cheers
And I'm definitely new, although I have been lurking for years. Have I unwittingly stolen a previous member's username or summet?
(CrassWar, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:07, archived)
Wait are we supposed to be encouraging new people or telling them to fuck off? I can't remember what we decided

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:35, archived)
yeah this isn't new tho

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
Doveston

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:12, archived)
2can

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:14, archived)
all right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
hats

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
sup
i feel a lot better this afternoon, not coughing much, tired tho, probs from coughing all night
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:16, archived)
gobs
did you know you can buy a haggis from lidl for 99p?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:17, archived)
holy neeps and tatties are you for real?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:21, archived)
no fibs, honest
i was gonna buy one, see what it's like
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:23, archived)
wouldda shouldda couldda

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)
It won't be called haggis, lidl don't use real names for food. It's probably called 'hoggis' or sommat.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:25, archived)
thats just patently untrue

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)
no
but if you hum it, I'll play it!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:27, archived)
[c] Jew horror films!
I know what jews did last summer
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:17, archived)
[c]Jews, Jews 2, Jews 3-D and Jews The Revenge

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:17, archived)
Eitther I've not seen enough horror films
or I don't know enough about Jews
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:27, archived)
the texas chutzpah massacre

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:33, archived)
the kvetshorcist

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:33, archived)
ayayay robot

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:34, archived)
One Passover The Cuckoo's Nest

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:36, archived)
[c] One Passover The Cuckoo's Nest
Not really a horror, don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:30, archived)
oh shit
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:36, archived)
Lame, dude. Like so lame.
Totally unradical.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:40, archived)
I feel acutely short of bodaciousness, 'tis true.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:04, archived)
Schlong Turn

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:32, archived)
[c] Devil's Jew

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:32, archived)
Bela Briss

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:34, archived)
[c] Dawn of the Unleavened Bread

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:34, archived)
metropolish

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:36, archived)
[c] The foreskin I don't live in

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:36, archived)
veh good

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:56, archived)
[c] Jewrassic Park

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:39, archived)
Last Raus On The Left
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:40, archived)
Bubba Ho Schlep

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:41, archived)
[c] Torah! Torah! Torah!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:41, archived)
[click]

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:49, archived)
Someone did this on /board yonks ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:57, archived)
the whining

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:53, archived)
[c] The Passion of The Christ.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:02, archived)
[c] Who Framed Roger Rabbi

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:41, archived)
[click]

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:52, archived)
My cat seems much better now.
He had me up all night with worry.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:02, archived)
yeah that's great I just won the new QOTW. Check it
www.b3ta.com/questions/stagsandhens/post2201857
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:05, archived)
JMG's fault

(likeajackhammer, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:09, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
I don't have a cough at all. I'm very healthy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:29, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:36, archived)
I don't think this is an effective measure of how healthy you are

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:44, archived)
that's not nice.
flaunting your not-cancer in SSG's face...

is that still a thing?

fuck off
(likeajackhammer, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:11, archived)
geddit... fuCOUGH!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:11, archived)
i feel a bit sad now what can we do to lighten the mood?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:25, archived)
Jelly and ice cream and pass the parcel.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:32, archived)
see who can wee highest up the wall

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:36, archived)
me obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:41, archived)
Probably someone with a urostomy, particularly if they squeeze the bag really hard.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:10, archived)
u cud still have aids tho lololol

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:11, archived)
It could be a tumor

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:21, archived)
Very common in the early stages

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:22, archived)
This is only to be expected for this late stage of the illness.
It's like people suffering hypothermia suddenly feeling gloriously hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:33, archived)
i'm fucking well hot, i sizzle

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:35, archived)
cough situation has improved,
although i didnt sleep much last night because of it i do feel a lot better today, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:08, archived)
finkin ov u babez <3

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:11, archived)
tekkers m8

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:12, archived)
are we going to the pub tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:21, archived)
possibly i dunno i still feel a bit off
might be ok by tomozrozroz doe
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:23, archived)
hey we both got trips, check it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:34, archived)
no i dont doe

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:36, archived)
check it check it
www.b3ta.com/talk/7711999
www.b3ta.com/talk/7712000
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:37, archived)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:49, archived)
it's not going to get better than that today

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:49, archived)
always to the pub!

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:31, archived)
I've never seen a facebook lunch post cause so much bitterness and anger and resntment among small-minded people

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:30, archived)
[c] The Facebook of Eli
2 and a half hours of a person's Facebook news feed
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:34, archived)
I don't get it, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:38, archived)
do you like spicy stuff?
www.chillifest.net/penderyn-chilli-fiesta/4582336271
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:42, archived)
urgh gross, it's in merthyr

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:02, archived)
urgh gross, it's in wales

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:40, archived)
urgh gross, it's in the United Kingdom

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:11, archived)
lol i reported all his items
just to be a cunt lol
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:55, archived)
*wanks furiously*

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:57, archived)
starting a thread that I can see

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:39, archived)
ok, done that

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:40, archived)
ignore 2.0 is shit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:40, archived)
has he started another?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:05, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
might have a microwave kebab now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:27, archived)
dont just talk about it do it
positive thinking brother
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:29, archived)
totes doing it now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)
lush

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:39, archived)
DUDE TRIPS

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:34, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
hey I just had another shit, that's two today and one last night, is that ok, I don't want that thing Gonzo's got

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:25, archived)
I don't think jew is catching

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:29, archived)
good because I deffo don't want that

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:41, archived)
Eat a dozen hard boiled eggs and a couple of packets of immodium.
That should sort you out.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:31, archived)
and hey get this right, my brother emailed me and he's done three shits today, what the fuck is this, is there some rotten jew virus going round

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)
maybe

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:20, archived)
two, actually

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:25, archived)
ignore 2.0 is shit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:26, archived)
Hey manolith can you help me with this challenge thing, I need it so people can have those white boxes with the little c in.
Also please make sure rob knows to put the best ones in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:27, archived)
it's not worth writing the code for, talk will be shut down within 6 months

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:32, archived)
I reckon a /talk challenge could be the brilliant idea that turns this place's fortunes around.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:35, archived)
hey I've got a big zit on the back of my neck and I've done three plops in 24 hours, will you send me to see a specialist please
EDIT: WOAH TRIPS CHECK IT OUT EVERYONE I GOT TRIPS RIGHT HERE
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:40, archived)
boom trips

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:14, archived)
or a cash prize for the user starting the most threads in a week

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:41, archived)
alright Sebastian Dried-on excreta
brb going for a mud out.
(#1, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:44, archived)
I did one earlier, not sure I finished the job, might have to do another, bad times

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:54, archived)
FUCK! Fell asleep on the dunger.

(#1, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:29, archived)
aight seb

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:44, archived)
yo

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:54, archived)
Nice thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:52, archived)
I'm quite proud of it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:55, archived)
[c] Die Hard Poo: Die Harder
Bruce Willis suffers from severe constipation which causes his colon to rupture, resulting in a slow, painful and extremely undignified death.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:07, archived)
To say nothing of smelly.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:08, archived)
[c] Nightmare on Belm Street
A group of severely mentally disabled teenagers are hacked to death in their dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:45, archived)
[c] what's eating gilbert's gape?
a heart warming tale of mong rimming
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:47, archived)
[c] Seabrisket
An inspiring tale of three men who attempt to train the world's first championship race cow.

Hi everyone.
(CrassWar, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:51, archived)
[prick]

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:01, archived)
[doss cunt]

(CrassWar, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:03, archived)
[c] The Poolar Express
In this heartwarming family tale, a boy and Tom Hanks take a magical ride on a train made entirely out of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:02, archived)
[c] Layer Bake
A tense and gripping thriller about a CG artist collapsing an image on Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:03, archived)
[click]

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:04, archived)
[c] Ice Cold in Alexa Chung
After a disastrous attempt at introducing polar bears to C4's yoof output, fellow presenters use arcane yoni magic to resurrect the frozen corpse of Dermot O'Leary. Hilarity ensues.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:12, archived)
soup and a roll
alt: black
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:23, archived)
Mel Comes To Frogtown
Mel Giedroyc goes to a place that is entirely populated by women. Sue Perkins is wel jel. And Rowdy Roddy Piper suplexes someone into some bins.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:25, archived)
Baghdad's Army
A group of elderly Iraqi muslim extremists get up to all sorts of capers. Features the classic catchphrases "Stupid boy, Mohammed" and "We're all jihad'd!"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:28, archived)
Compo it!
[click]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:41, archived)
I would [click] this.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:51, archived)
[click]

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:07, archived)
Who's Harry Redknapp?
Former Portsmouth FC manager becomes a hapless private detective
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:30, archived)
i don't think i'd ever tell real people about this place

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:36, archived)
Prolly for the best.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:59, archived)
[c] The Man Who Knew Ralph Little.
Bleak drama, featuring Bill Murray.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:41, archived)
[c] Brighton Smock
An unhinged art student murders Doctor Who, under the famous pier. Good natured farce, starring Mark Wahlberg as Pinkie, and Matt Smith as "The Brain".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:47, archived)
[c] Pacific Ring
When the Lawnmower Man calls the ocean it's Kevin Costner's Mariner who answers! Romantic comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:20, archived)
Clash In The Attic.
Anne Frank and Hitler host a topical debate show and sell antiques

(respun)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:11, archived)
Yeah what film is that meant to be exactly?
Do you need me to explain the rules again?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
I was going for a telly shows sub-thread.
Keep those fires burning
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:22, archived)
[c] Clash of The Taipans
Toho-style monster action. Samuel L Jackson is exasperated.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:29, archived)
[c] What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
"Looney Tunes"-style hijinks, as a troubled everyman (Di Caprio) struggles to protect his vineyard; the fun turns to horror when the Human Centipede arrives in town.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:04, archived)
Have I won, yet?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:05, archived)
NEW /TALK CHALLENGE
Persuade new people to post on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:16, archived)
which people?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:24, archived)
Women
No fat chicks though
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:30, archived)
all the people

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:31, archived)
"new" people.
Children, probably. You filthy nonces.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:31, archived)
SHINY AND NEW

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:43, archived)
Pod people?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:48, archived)
It's not people, it's actually people at GCHQ monitoring our plans of anarchy

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:56, archived)
Once, when asked what I was up to on the PC,
I described this place as an "anarchist collective". Whilst clearly a load of pretentious bollocks, it was still preferable to 'fessing up to this.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:09, archived)
Let's not kid ourselves, we need to set the bar pretty low on this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:32, archived)
wankers

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:38, archived)
i hate new people

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:35, archived)
But we were all new people once, The Doveston

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:36, archived)
I've always been old.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:40, archived)
I just spoke to four of my neighbours and none of them are interested, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:00, archived)
Don't give up, try the next street

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:01, archived)
But I'm really lazy!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:02, archived)
In any case, those Crofton Road lot are a shower of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:03, archived)
Yeah they really bring Copnor down

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:06, archived)
And don't even get me started on Randolph

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:07, archived)
Personally I'd go no further down Stubbington Ave than Lyndhurst

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:11, archived)
sound choice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:22, archived)
is that where baldmonkey lives? you should totally post his address and phone number here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:38, archived)
no that's fair enough, you should probably have a bit of a lie down now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:03, archived)
we're at a steady 55 people posting here, how many people do you really want you fucking idiot

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:34, archived)
v upset v

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:16, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:49, archived)

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