sounding perilously close to being a bit racist there, Hitleryou wouldn't want brb on your case, now would you?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:07,
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it's alright he ignored me ages agoit's not like he's the sort of internet saddo that would periodically check /talk in incognito mode or anything
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only a true internet autism would do that(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:16,
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that made me think of Bodie and Doylewhich made me think of the sweeney, which made me remember the saint, so that's my viewing sorted for the rest of the week.
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fun factthe film 'Body Count' stars an actress named Mimsy Farmer
playground bullying lols
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:47,
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the bloke in charge of city planning at Aberdeen council in the mid-late 90s was called Peter CockheadYou'd just change your name, wouldn't you? To Paul, or Terry or something.
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or you'd say it was pronounced 'Child' or somethinggolf clap for the idiot parents though
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fuck yeah(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 19:27,
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I want a hot bath and a bottle of lilt Unfortunately, I have neither
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:59,
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smashing pumpkins were, and still are, a big load of fucking old wank(, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 20:06, archived)
Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 11:55,
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Very (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:09,
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Treat them to some nice fat balls It is winter, after all
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 12:43,
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Everyone's favourite murderous producer Phil Spector is dead.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 17:06,
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Have you got any alcohol left?or have you drunk it all?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 23:04,
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I have a bit of gin But I'm currently drinking it
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 23:57,
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my new ssd has been delivered and it's happily installed in my computeri know you were all worried
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Is that so you can download more porn?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 22:55,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVuubVXb2ZU
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 22:57,
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I've worked out I now have over 100tb in raw storage.Just a pain I have to rebuild my NAS volumes
(, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 23:00, archived)
Turn it off and on again.Volume and click Create.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 23:03,
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Remember the old days when you used to say I'm off to the pub tonight?Now it's a bottle of wine and Casualty on BBC1.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 17:59,
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Your Nan's face is fundamentally the same as my helmit, m8(
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:49,
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Obviously, because all human flesh is fundamentally the same.Happy candle bumming day btw!
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 20:47,
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Why don't you watch conspiracy theories on YouTube instead?It's what all the kids are brainwashing themselves with.
(, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:33, archived)
I'm watching Captain America Civil Warbut thanks for the recommendation
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:39,
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Isn't it mostly old people brainwashing themselves with conspiracy tripe?(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:54,
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There's a video saying you should spend hours fiddling about in shops with a mask under your chin to avoid The Great Reset?(, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 19:17, archived)
Afternoon (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 13:33,
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oh dear, I seem to have touched a nerve(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 8:32,
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he's permanently upset, remember?(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 8:42,
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basically the polar opposite of you(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 8:32,
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alright, "Eleven Candles"have a great day m8
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 12:45,
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got home at 16.45 and now that i'm not at work i'm a bit bored tbhi'm actually starting to feel sorry for all you NON ESSENTIAL people that are out there.
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I might watch a bollocks film, maybe Hard Target.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:20,
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try Yummy: it's got tits, zombies and cod-Eastern European stereotypes out the wazoo(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:23,
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it certainly sounds like it could be(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 20:09,
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I can highly recommend WandaVision(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:24,
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i need a film to watch tonight maybe that'll be what i aim my sights on(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:26, archived)
I've got the Henry Fool box set to work through as well but want some lowbrow action bollocks.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:38,
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if you work through my action bollock you can be in bed by eight o'clock(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:59, archived)
Three Bollocks Outside Ebbing, Missouri (
broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:47,
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Deffo lockdown III is the worse one of this franchise, I've got my fingers crossed that when lockdown 4 is released it's better (, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:22, archived)
is there any film where by the time they got to installment 4 it wasn't a total pile of festering wank?lockdown 4 - this time it's pointless
(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)
Police Academy XIII was pretty good(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:28,
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tv series? tell me more.tbf that's probably all i need. to the torrenting machine!
(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:32, archived)
it's a sequential run of programmes designed to be broadcast on television, but that's not important right now(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:39,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=het1kl-A8qw
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:33,
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i've had a hard day. i'm going to bed. hell, i'm already in bed.(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 21:11, archived)
I've just opened a beer and my green should be here in 15, happy days (, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 17:11, archived)
Not me, I’m doing dry January because I’m a tedious prick(
Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 17:12,
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Spanishfly wants to join your network on LinkedIn (
Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 17:19,
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I was going to have last weekend off but needed some wine for cooking so drank that then felt a bit rough saturday so got back on it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:19,
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i'll fucking drink to that(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 17:22,
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I'm on whisky, makes me frisky ๐ ๐ ๐คช(
broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 18:14,
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hmm dunno they smell a bit third reich-y(
broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 18:44,
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Ahoy there shipm8's, how's it going?Another lockdown weekend ahead, hurrah.
Going to occupy myself fannying about in the kitchen again. u?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:28,
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hoping one of my more internet-savvy chums can hook me up with this tootrojanrecords.com/rudeboy-the-story-of-trojan-records/
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:39,
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dunno, it's not on youtube and unless you subscribe to Sky then you prolly can't stream it elsewhere.Sky Arts is on freeview so just keep an eye out for it being shown again lol.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:00, archived)
I've got my spies on the hunt for an illegal copy(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:14,
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it was a good documentary, I have no interest in that label or the music but enjoyed watching it nonetheless(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:19, archived)
already sorted thanks to my /chat chums!might watch it this afternoon
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:07,
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I'm about to do some kitchen fannying myselfwe did get a bit of snow after all last night, so I stayed in and watched a Belgian horror comedy about zombies
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:40,
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I'm trying out a new Napoli-style pizza dough recipeMy sister gave me some spicy smoked venison pepperoni for xmas so will take that for a spin round the old block
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:48,
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on the pizza, or in something else?(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:43,
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on the pizzas initially, but there's way more than I need for thatI expect the rest of it will end up in pasta, omelettes, cheese on toast etc.
She also gave me some smoked 'nduja which I plan to use in this:
www.deliciousmagazine.co.uk/recipes/sicilian-lemon-pappardelle-with-nduja-and-crunchy-breadcrumbs/
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:05,
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that looks lushif you can't go out to the restaurant, you might as well eat decently at home
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:10,
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absolutelywe've been given so many generous gifts like meat boxes, goodies from my sister and Borough Market vouchers, been dining like royalty lately
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:16,
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Dead snow, by any chance?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 15:06,
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I get some odd adverts www.equtalen.com/products/-2021-new-year-promotion-save-50-off--stainless-steel-shovel-spoon--1-set-3-pcs----fork-for-free-?
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it's a great price, I can't deny it(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:06,
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you even get a free fork thrown in as part of the packageno wonder the reviews are so good
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:16,
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2 sets were 19.50, and you get a set for free, see how they are when they turn up, if shit they get gifted to my kids (, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:30, archived)
Marge...what's that thing you...dig food with?(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:11,
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Cleaning, probably Then gin
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:02,
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:03,
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you'll be needing this thenbit.ly/2XLl9lG
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:06,
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Gonna wank a wildebeest, rim a rattlesnake AND felch a flounder, what about that eh?(
broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:39,
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RIP Sylvain Sylvain :(I thought you were most likely dead years ago tbh
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 14:58,
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He was, recent public appearances have been done by an imitation from New York(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 15:29, archived)
Sylvain's mother says Sylvain's deadSo why don't you leave him alone?
And the operator says forty cents more
For the next three minutes
(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)
I bought one of thesewww.chummymusical.co.uk/ibanez-sr505-bm-5-string-bass-guitar-brown-mahogany-2147-p.asp
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 16:27,
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Youwww.youtube.com/watch?v=JtvGR8UX1L0
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 16:40,
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I DUN WNNA GET UPi have 20 minutes and i have to make my lunch, i have to get up.
morning
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happy birthday, Wikipediamorning
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 6:55,
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So, sea shanties are all the rage now are they?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 8:40,
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I think you'll find they arewww.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/15/shantytok-how-a-19th-century-seafaring-epic-inspired-a-covid-generation
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:12,
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I'll bet tangles (RIP) is down with it(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:22,
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A story in the Grauniad about a "viral TikTok hit" does not equate to it being 'all the rage', imho(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:30, archived)
It's as close as I get to knowing what's hip with the kids(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:31,
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Omg, teh racists were right all alongwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55666407
(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:36, archived)
Not sure how paranoid nazis will feel about having so many brown people agree with them about vaccines.(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:39, archived)
Can't grasp science because thick, can't grasp science because of languagefinally some common ground
(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:47, archived)
You seem inexplicably upset about all this.Are you upset? It's very hard to tell these days.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:45, archived)
Grauniad readers this morning wondering "have I had the TikTok vaccine this year?"(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:38,
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it seems you are rightwww.youtube.com/watch?v=HqYKuetWhYM
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:08,
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I am so ahead of the curveyou could say I'm a bit bent
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:22,
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I'm getting dressed later and later these days(
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:19,
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Something to do with an ASBO?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:23,
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can't you ask a pal to post some through your door?(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:31,
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Meh , I'll give it till lunchtime and walk up the cash point , dont think 6 hours will make much difference (, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:42, archived)
THAT IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW I HAVE HAD *E-FUCKING-NOUGH* OF YOU UTTER CUNT'Snot really, hullo
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:00,
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it's everyone's internet and we're all looking at it
apart from you obviously
(, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:05, archived)
my mums just got over a oner because BT were pricks fixing their phone line(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:09,
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To give them their credit, when a BT issue knocked out all GP internet access across Gloucestershire this morning they had it fixed by the afternoon.Only 4 fucking hours of being completely unable to access any patient records and appointment lists and although admittedly patients were a little pissed off I think it's very unlikely that more than a handful could have died as a result.
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yes, for about 20 seconds before being lolbanned again(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:10,
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+and the jamrags that your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy ya(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:14,
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now there's one I haven't heard in a while(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:27,
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I cannot stand Rod Stewart, with the exception of Hot Legs which is a fucking tuneah man it's great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHcjjxYbgNM
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:29,
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yeah I'm not really a fan eitheralthough I'd put his version of Handbags and Gladrags on a par with the Stereophonics', if only because the song itself is clearly a product of the late 60s and not the 90s
Hot Legs is great, I don't think Rod's ever rocked out so hard
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:35,
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actually this is also fantastic, in a 'pointless Small Faces ripoff' waywww.youtube.com/watch?v=W-VMx037x_Y
Julie Driscoll and Brian Auger were fucking amazing though, apologies in advance for DLT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuIFYp6hlhc
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:59,
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ah yeah, I do love a good bit of Hammond jammingMy uncle had a Hammond when I was a kid, although he was more interested in motorsports than music
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 18:15,
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only this versionwww.youtube.com/watch?v=FqOh4z2ASdk
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 8:12,
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I got the OK to buy those adidas I linked to earlier, they are 'DA BAMB'not sure how but I had a credit balance on my paypal account so I had to pay out even less than I thought.
Which, as I'm sure we must surely all agree, is interesting, Richard's
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:21,
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I have a mate who does that, normally old 80s santa Cruz reissues, mind you his house is massive (, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 19:02, archived)
Afternoon I appear to be sick
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 12:40,
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No The contents of my stomach do not seem to want to be in there. In fact, they seem anxious to leave by any means necessary, as soon as possible
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 13:28,
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I'm up for itI'm a long way from any action at the moment so my standards are falling by the hour...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:41,
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You know what they say m8, when in Rome, shag a sheep(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:45,
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not that i'm aware(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:57,
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Hello(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 13:29,
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Seen a bargain price on a second hand 5-string. Should I?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:42,
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not helping. Should I buy it? I'm bored and I want shiny new thing.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:47,
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Will you use the extra string?Do you need to drop down to a lower register? This is coming from someone who bought an 8 string Jackson Dinky on a whim, and doesn't know what to do with it
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:49,
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What I'm getting at, is that unless you actually need it, the extra string will annoy you(
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:06,
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What I REALLY wantis to borrow one for a couple of months to see if I like the extra range and being able to play so many runs from one position instead of having to keep moving around the fretboard. This one's for sale for under ยฃ300 which means if I don't get on with it can flog it without too much worry.
The danger is, of course, that it all ends up as ... JAZZ
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:10,
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Yep, I can relateThere's tonnes of stuff I'd like to just get out of my system
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:44,
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Is it a Sterling, by any chance?I see that the Subrays are all pretty cheap at the moment. I thought about getting the 4 string version for one of my kids. The Sire Marcus Miller basses are a lot of guitar for the money, too
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:48,
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No, although I did think about getting a Stingray 5 String - the full-fat oneI've already got an '89 4 string but I saw an Ibanez SE505 for ยฃ290. The MusicMans are 22 fret though and I really fancied something properly modern. The Ibanez is pretty much exactly what I've fancied. I may hate the thing but only one way to find out...
Edit - if it were me I'd get them a Sterling. Simple, solid, easy to play and robust out of the box but good for upgrades if they want to make it better in the future. The Sire bases are amazing but active so more fiddly and from what I've heard the hardware is not great, though worth upgrading.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 16:01,
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you're on strikey-g form today aren't you....
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 16:28,
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I'm pretty much up to date with pressing work + bored as shit = childish silliness on 't3h internet'(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 16:39,
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if you're coming to us for validation, you've already made up your mind(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:58,
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yep, wazzing it down like a muthafucka here also(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 7:55,
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morningcan't wait for my hangover to go away so I can see if I still feel sick
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:02,
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Can confirm it's wet and windy in Walespretty normal, really.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:03,
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there's a good reason it's so greencf Ireland
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:05,
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BBC weather was saying a '100% chance' of snow here in London for todayLooking out at the torrential rain, I personally give it a '0% chance'
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:29,
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how are you getting on saving up for that pint?(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:30,
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PS I am really keen on these but I think buying them might cause marital strifewww.mandmdirect.com/01/details/AO5882
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:39,
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hey, what's her problem? They cost about the same as a couple of hours in the pub.(, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:45, archived)
they look rather similar to about 5 other pairs of adidas I havethe subtle nuances are lost on her
Plus we have a floor to ceiling shoe rack unit, which is completely full with about 10 more pairs on the floor next to it. And a couple of boxes on the side. And some more pairs in the hall downstairs.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:47,
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Do you really need that much space for racking up shoe?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:00,
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tell her you've kept them all in the same place for too long and now they've started breeding(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:04,
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they're basically Gremlins....but shoes(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:24,
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not good news when you're isolatinghow many more days do you have left?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:24,
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I thought it was 14 for some reason(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:42,
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Got lowered to 10 days , but the app has a 5 day lag due to test results taking far too long (, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:55, archived)
I appear to have a hangover in spite of not having a drink last night(, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:05, archived)
well at least you've saved yourself just under £4(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:11,
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the second mortgage you took out last time you went out to a pub?(, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:28, archived)
a pub in London, yes For the beer that's better in quality by 30%.
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I think that it's the quality of the clientele that you pay fornot as many chips-on-shoulders in the south.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:58,
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either that or the piss is being taken, if it's profitable at sub 4 quid then your lot are just being laughed at(, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:01, archived)
Or maybe rent and business rates are higher, who knows eh , such a difficult concept (, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:12, archived)
I think overheads go over his head(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:15,
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so costs are higher for the same quality of life?sounds like value for money to me
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'same quality of life' my fucking arseThat said, the Pencil Museum in Keswick is easily as good as the British Museum, and the Jorvik Centre is actually way better than the Museum of London, the Imperial War Museum, the V&A, The Science Museum, the Natural History Museum and all the other world famous ones in London.
And the 5 x Michelin starred restaurants in Yorkshire make it exactly the the same as London, which only has 67.
Mind you if you're going to cry about a quid on a beer, that last stat isn't going to be of much interest to you
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:56,
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I seem to have become psychochomp, might go mental about the online harassment(, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)
Ah B3taIt's always nice to come back here every once in a while and MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL
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2 tooCan't believe I've paid no attention to the current Covid law in Wales, where I have no intention of going
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4/7 #notfromUK(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:05,
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There is no place for such filth on this highbrow forum(
Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:44,
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gonna gaz Rob if he's not too busy creating "comedy" twitter bots
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:52,
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puerile(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:59,
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3/7Fucking ridiculous
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:55,
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alright, The entire population of KentBack to Basics promoter and notorious caner 'Dave Beer' started his career in showbiz as a roadie for The Sisters of Mercy!
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Well, my opinion of him has certainly gone from ignorant to indifferent. (, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 23:44, archived)
Looks like Hitler finally got bannedhttps://b3ta.com/talk/8288950
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:56,
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I've reached an important milestoneI have finally made it to episode 10 of A Discovery Of Witches. What are you binge watching during lockdown?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 18:28,
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Rewatching lord of the rings and the hobbit (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 18:34,
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Ok some woman on BBC news has just been given the vaccine and she's 106.Discuss
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 18:15,
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none of us here will reach that age(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 18:22,
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we'll be lucky to reach any age other than the one we're at now
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What are you saying?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:17,
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I'm saying that dozer crying about paying nearly a fiver for a pint marks him out as some kind of flat cap and whippet northern knobstain(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:23,
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i agree(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:32,
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the internet sez you can get a pint in carlisle for £2.35you can also pay a fiver for a pint and not have to go to carlisle
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:35,
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paying a fiver for a pint makes you a soft southern jessie/midlander
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That vultures need personal space (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:41,
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Farting out the front or beatboxing in the nude?Winner gets to do both at once
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:57,
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I saw famous forum poster of old Eddache is now a Twitch streamer.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 13:19,
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I would watch his streams but they're normally when I'm working (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 14:09,
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I'm saying shit bollocks wank fart, poo poo willy willy bum drawers(, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 13:06, archived)
watching ding in the snooker, she's not like I remember(
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 15:24,
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Can't believe he chokedHad money on him :/
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 16:29,
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¡Hola!(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 8:10,
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 8:37,
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Sounds like you're getting those £30 food parcels I've seen in the newsmostly made up of fucking prayers because there seems to be fuck all else...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 8:38,
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Oh, hello there.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 9:03,
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Hello, yes, hello how are you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 9:03,
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Hello, yes, I am fine how are you?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 9:04,
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I think so. Pretty much.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 9:31,
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Hello Some utter bellend has just purposely swerved his car to speed through a huge puddle and soak me from head to foot
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 9:36,
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You twat (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 9:59,
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That's very funny.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 10:00,
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Tbf, I'd have laughed my arse off if it happened to someone else (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 10:54,
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how's your hump day looking?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 10:04,
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we'll be in this queue forever...(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 10:05,
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There's a good song lyric somewhere in that crap(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 10:45,
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got there too late for the free beer, did you?(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 11:34,
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nah, I got mine ordered at the weekendJust their whole 'anti establishment punks' thing is a crock of shit.
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yeah they're about as anti-establishment as Ben Elton(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:00,
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some of it's alright but it's really overpricedPunk in most places is nearly a fiver for a pint.
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I never had it out, only supermarket cans working out to under half thatbut either way it's certainly not the cheapest
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that's not that much, you northern wanker(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:22,
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yes mate, typically paying less than four quid for a pint is a terrible state of affairs ehI assume the London premium means better quality as well as higher prices.
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I'm sorry to hear how poor you areI'm sure we could manage whipround for you, so you can go for a beer
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 15:49,
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it'd be great to distil his own farts and gas him with thosei just looked up distil and that isn't the right word but you get my wift
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Just before he asphyxiates they could throw a match in and say 'you're fired'(, Tue 12 Jan 2021, 22:58, archived)
Congresswoman Debbie Lasko saysFor members of Congress to enter the floor of the U.S. House, we now have to go through intense security measures,
on top of the security we already go through. These new provisions include searches and being wanded like criminals.
We now live in Pelosiโs communist America!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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