sounding perilously close to being a bit racist there, Hitler
you wouldn't want brb on your case, now would you?
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:07, archived)
you wouldn't want brb on your case, now would you?
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:07, archived)
it's alright he ignored me ages ago
it's not like he's the sort of internet saddo that would periodically check /talk in incognito mode or anything
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:14, archived)
it's not like he's the sort of internet saddo that would periodically check /talk in incognito mode or anything
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:14, archived)
that made me think of Bodie and Doyle
which made me think of the sweeney, which made me remember the saint, so that's my viewing sorted for the rest of the week.
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)
which made me think of the sweeney, which made me remember the saint, so that's my viewing sorted for the rest of the week.
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)
fun fact
the film 'Body Count' stars an actress named Mimsy Farmer
playground bullying lols
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:47, archived)
the film 'Body Count' stars an actress named Mimsy Farmer
playground bullying lols
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:47, archived)
the bloke in charge of city planning at Aberdeen council in the mid-late 90s was called Peter Cockhead
You'd just change your name, wouldn't you? To Paul, or Terry or something.
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:49, archived)
You'd just change your name, wouldn't you? To Paul, or Terry or something.
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:49, archived)
or you'd say it was pronounced 'Child' or something
golf clap for the idiot parents though
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:50, archived)
golf clap for the idiot parents though
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:50, archived)
I want a hot bath and a bottle of lilt
Unfortunately, I have neither
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:59, archived)
Unfortunately, I have neither
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:59, archived)
smashing pumpkins were, and still are, a big load of fucking old wank
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 20:06, archived)
( , Sun 17 Jan 2021, 20:06, archived)
my new ssd has been delivered and it's happily installed in my computer
i know you were all worried
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 22:30, archived)
i know you were all worried
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 22:30, archived)
I've worked out I now have over 100tb in raw storage.
Just a pain I have to rebuild my NAS volumes
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 23:00, archived)
Just a pain I have to rebuild my NAS volumes
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 23:00, archived)
Remember the old days when you used to say I'm off to the pub tonight?
Now it's a bottle of wine and Casualty on BBC1.
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 17:59, archived)
Now it's a bottle of wine and Casualty on BBC1.
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 17:59, archived)
Obviously, because all human flesh is fundamentally the same.
Happy candle bumming day btw!
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 20:47, archived)
Happy candle bumming day btw!
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 20:47, archived)
Why don't you watch conspiracy theories on YouTube instead?
It's what all the kids are brainwashing themselves with.
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:33, archived)
It's what all the kids are brainwashing themselves with.
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:33, archived)
I'm watching Captain America Civil War
but thanks for the recommendation
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)
but thanks for the recommendation
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)
Isn't it mostly old people brainwashing themselves with conspiracy tripe?
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)
There's a video saying you should spend hours fiddling about in shops with a mask under your chin to avoid The Great Reset?
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 19:17, archived)
( , Sat 16 Jan 2021, 19:17, archived)
got home at 16.45 and now that i'm not at work i'm a bit bored tbh
i'm actually starting to feel sorry for all you NON ESSENTIAL people that are out there.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:15, archived)
i'm actually starting to feel sorry for all you NON ESSENTIAL people that are out there.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:15, archived)
try Yummy: it's got tits, zombies and cod-Eastern European stereotypes out the wazoo
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:23, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:23, archived)
i need a film to watch tonight maybe that'll be what i aim my sights on
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:26, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:26, archived)
I've got the Henry Fool box set to work through as well but want some lowbrow action bollocks.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)
if you work through my action bollock you can be in bed by eight o'clock
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:59, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:59, archived)
Deffo lockdown III is the worse one of this franchise, I've got my fingers crossed that when lockdown 4 is released it's better
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:22, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:22, archived)
is there any film where by the time they got to installment 4 it wasn't a total pile of festering wank?
lockdown 4 - this time it's pointless
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)
lockdown 4 - this time it's pointless
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)
tv series? tell me more.
tbf that's probably all i need. to the torrenting machine!
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:32, archived)
tbf that's probably all i need. to the torrenting machine!
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:32, archived)
it's a sequential run of programmes designed to be broadcast on television, but that's not important right now
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:39, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:39, archived)
i've had a hard day. i'm going to bed. hell, i'm already in bed.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 21:11, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 21:11, archived)
I've just opened a beer and my green should be here in 15, happy days
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 17:11, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 17:11, archived)
I was going to have last weekend off but needed some wine for cooking so drank that then felt a bit rough saturday so got back on it.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:19, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:19, archived)
Ahoy there shipm8's, how's it going?
Another lockdown weekend ahead, hurrah.
Going to occupy myself fannying about in the kitchen again. u?
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)
Another lockdown weekend ahead, hurrah.
Going to occupy myself fannying about in the kitchen again. u?
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)
hoping one of my more internet-savvy chums can hook me up with this too
trojanrecords.com/rudeboy-the-story-of-trojan-records/
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:39, archived)
trojanrecords.com/rudeboy-the-story-of-trojan-records/
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:39, archived)
dunno, it's not on youtube and unless you subscribe to Sky then you prolly can't stream it elsewhere.
Sky Arts is on freeview so just keep an eye out for it being shown again lol.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:00, archived)
Sky Arts is on freeview so just keep an eye out for it being shown again lol.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:00, archived)
it was a good documentary, I have no interest in that label or the music but enjoyed watching it nonetheless
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:19, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:19, archived)
already sorted thanks to my /chat chums!
might watch it this afternoon
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:07, archived)
might watch it this afternoon
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:07, archived)
I'm about to do some kitchen fannying myself
we did get a bit of snow after all last night, so I stayed in and watched a Belgian horror comedy about zombies
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:40, archived)
we did get a bit of snow after all last night, so I stayed in and watched a Belgian horror comedy about zombies
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:40, archived)
I'm trying out a new Napoli-style pizza dough recipe
My sister gave me some spicy smoked venison pepperoni for xmas so will take that for a spin round the old block
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)
My sister gave me some spicy smoked venison pepperoni for xmas so will take that for a spin round the old block
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)
on the pizzas initially, but there's way more than I need for that
I expect the rest of it will end up in pasta, omelettes, cheese on toast etc.
She also gave me some smoked 'nduja which I plan to use in this:
www.deliciousmagazine.co.uk/recipes/sicilian-lemon-pappardelle-with-nduja-and-crunchy-breadcrumbs/
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:05, archived)
I expect the rest of it will end up in pasta, omelettes, cheese on toast etc.
She also gave me some smoked 'nduja which I plan to use in this:
www.deliciousmagazine.co.uk/recipes/sicilian-lemon-pappardelle-with-nduja-and-crunchy-breadcrumbs/
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:05, archived)
that looks lush
if you can't go out to the restaurant, you might as well eat decently at home
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:10, archived)
if you can't go out to the restaurant, you might as well eat decently at home
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:10, archived)
absolutely
we've been given so many generous gifts like meat boxes, goodies from my sister and Borough Market vouchers, been dining like royalty lately
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:16, archived)
we've been given so many generous gifts like meat boxes, goodies from my sister and Borough Market vouchers, been dining like royalty lately
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:16, archived)
I get some odd adverts
www.equtalen.com/products/-2021-new-year-promotion-save-50-off--stainless-steel-shovel-spoon--1-set-3-pcs----fork-for-free-?
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)
www.equtalen.com/products/-2021-new-year-promotion-save-50-off--stainless-steel-shovel-spoon--1-set-3-pcs----fork-for-free-?
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)
you even get a free fork thrown in as part of the package
no wonder the reviews are so good
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:16, archived)
no wonder the reviews are so good
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:16, archived)
2 sets were 19.50, and you get a set for free, see how they are when they turn up, if shit they get gifted to my kids
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:30, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:30, archived)
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( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:03, archived)
Gonna wank a wildebeest, rim a rattlesnake AND felch a flounder, what about that eh?
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:39, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:39, archived)
RIP Sylvain Sylvain :(
I thought you were most likely dead years ago tbh
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 14:58, archived)
I thought you were most likely dead years ago tbh
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 14:58, archived)
He was, recent public appearances have been done by an imitation from New York
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 15:29, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 15:29, archived)
Sylvain's mother says Sylvain's dead
So why don't you leave him alone?
And the operator says forty cents more
For the next three minutes
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)
So why don't you leave him alone?
And the operator says forty cents more
For the next three minutes
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)
I bought one of these
www.chummymusical.co.uk/ibanez-sr505-bm-5-string-bass-guitar-brown-mahogany-2147-p.asp
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 16:27, archived)
www.chummymusical.co.uk/ibanez-sr505-bm-5-string-bass-guitar-brown-mahogany-2147-p.asp
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 16:27, archived)
I DUN WNNA GET UP
i have 20 minutes and i have to make my lunch, i have to get up.
morning
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 6:40, archived)
i have 20 minutes and i have to make my lunch, i have to get up.
morning
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 6:40, archived)
I think you'll find they are
www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/15/shantytok-how-a-19th-century-seafaring-epic-inspired-a-covid-generation
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:12, archived)
www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/15/shantytok-how-a-19th-century-seafaring-epic-inspired-a-covid-generation
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:12, archived)
A story in the Grauniad about a "viral TikTok hit" does not equate to it being 'all the rage', imho
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:30, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:30, archived)
Omg, teh racists were right all along
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55666407
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:36, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55666407
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:36, archived)
Not sure how paranoid nazis will feel about having so many brown people agree with them about vaccines.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:39, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:39, archived)
Can't grasp science because thick, can't grasp science because of language
finally some common ground
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:47, archived)
finally some common ground
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:47, archived)
You seem inexplicably upset about all this.
Are you upset? It's very hard to tell these days.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:45, archived)
Are you upset? It's very hard to tell these days.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:45, archived)
Grauniad readers this morning wondering "have I had the TikTok vaccine this year?"
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:38, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:38, archived)
I need cash to buy weed , but I'm not allowed out till midnight
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:37, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 9:37, archived)
Meh , I'll give it till lunchtime and walk up the cash point , dont think 6 hours will make much difference
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:42, archived)
( , Fri 15 Jan 2021, 10:42, archived)
THAT IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW I HAVE HAD *E-FUCKING-NOUGH* OF YOU UTTER CUNT'S
not really, hullo
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)
not really, hullo
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)
it's everyone's internet and we're all looking at it
apart from you obviously
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:05, archived)
my mums just got over a oner because BT were pricks fixing their phone line
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)
To give them their credit, when a BT issue knocked out all GP internet access across Gloucestershire this morning they had it fixed by the afternoon.
Only 4 fucking hours of being completely unable to access any patient records and appointment lists and although admittedly patients were a little pissed off I think it's very unlikely that more than a handful could have died as a result.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 23:21, archived)
Only 4 fucking hours of being completely unable to access any patient records and appointment lists and although admittedly patients were a little pissed off I think it's very unlikely that more than a handful could have died as a result.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 23:21, archived)
+and the jamrags that your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy ya
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:14, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:14, archived)
I cannot stand Rod Stewart, with the exception of Hot Legs which is a fucking tune
ah man it's great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHcjjxYbgNM
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:29, archived)
ah man it's great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHcjjxYbgNM
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:29, archived)
yeah I'm not really a fan either
although I'd put his version of Handbags and Gladrags on a par with the Stereophonics', if only because the song itself is clearly a product of the late 60s and not the 90s
Hot Legs is great, I don't think Rod's ever rocked out so hard
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:35, archived)
although I'd put his version of Handbags and Gladrags on a par with the Stereophonics', if only because the song itself is clearly a product of the late 60s and not the 90s
Hot Legs is great, I don't think Rod's ever rocked out so hard
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:35, archived)
actually this is also fantastic, in a 'pointless Small Faces ripoff' way
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-VMx037x_Y
Julie Driscoll and Brian Auger were fucking amazing though, apologies in advance for DLT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuIFYp6hlhc
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:59, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-VMx037x_Y
Julie Driscoll and Brian Auger were fucking amazing though, apologies in advance for DLT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuIFYp6hlhc
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:59, archived)
ah yeah, I do love a good bit of Hammond jamming
My uncle had a Hammond when I was a kid, although he was more interested in motorsports than music
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 18:15, archived)
My uncle had a Hammond when I was a kid, although he was more interested in motorsports than music
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 18:15, archived)
I got the OK to buy those adidas I linked to earlier, they are 'DA BAMB'
not sure how but I had a credit balance on my paypal account so I had to pay out even less than I thought.
Which, as I'm sure we must surely all agree, is interesting, Richard's
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:21, archived)
not sure how but I had a credit balance on my paypal account so I had to pay out even less than I thought.
Which, as I'm sure we must surely all agree, is interesting, Richard's
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 17:21, archived)
I have a mate who does that, normally old 80s santa Cruz reissues, mind you his house is massive
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 19:02, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 19:02, archived)
No
The contents of my stomach do not seem to want to be in there. In fact, they seem anxious to leave by any means necessary, as soon as possible
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 13:28, archived)
The contents of my stomach do not seem to want to be in there. In fact, they seem anxious to leave by any means necessary, as soon as possible
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 13:28, archived)
I'm up for it
I'm a long way from any action at the moment so my standards are falling by the hour...
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:41, archived)
I'm a long way from any action at the moment so my standards are falling by the hour...
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:41, archived)
not helping. Should I buy it? I'm bored and I want shiny new thing.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:47, archived)
Will you use the extra string?
Do you need to drop down to a lower register? This is coming from someone who bought an 8 string Jackson Dinky on a whim, and doesn't know what to do with it
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:49, archived)
Do you need to drop down to a lower register? This is coming from someone who bought an 8 string Jackson Dinky on a whim, and doesn't know what to do with it
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:49, archived)
What I'm getting at, is that unless you actually need it, the extra string will annoy you
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:06, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:06, archived)
What I REALLY want
is to borrow one for a couple of months to see if I like the extra range and being able to play so many runs from one position instead of having to keep moving around the fretboard. This one's for sale for under ยฃ300 which means if I don't get on with it can flog it without too much worry.
The danger is, of course, that it all ends up as ... JAZZ
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:10, archived)
is to borrow one for a couple of months to see if I like the extra range and being able to play so many runs from one position instead of having to keep moving around the fretboard. This one's for sale for under ยฃ300 which means if I don't get on with it can flog it without too much worry.
The danger is, of course, that it all ends up as ... JAZZ
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:10, archived)
Yep, I can relate
There's tonnes of stuff I'd like to just get out of my system
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:44, archived)
There's tonnes of stuff I'd like to just get out of my system
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:44, archived)
Is it a Sterling, by any chance?
I see that the Subrays are all pretty cheap at the moment. I thought about getting the 4 string version for one of my kids. The Sire Marcus Miller basses are a lot of guitar for the money, too
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:48, archived)
I see that the Subrays are all pretty cheap at the moment. I thought about getting the 4 string version for one of my kids. The Sire Marcus Miller basses are a lot of guitar for the money, too
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:48, archived)
No, although I did think about getting a Stingray 5 String - the full-fat one
I've already got an '89 4 string but I saw an Ibanez SE505 for ยฃ290. The MusicMans are 22 fret though and I really fancied something properly modern. The Ibanez is pretty much exactly what I've fancied. I may hate the thing but only one way to find out...
Edit - if it were me I'd get them a Sterling. Simple, solid, easy to play and robust out of the box but good for upgrades if they want to make it better in the future. The Sire bases are amazing but active so more fiddly and from what I've heard the hardware is not great, though worth upgrading.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 16:01, archived)
I've already got an '89 4 string but I saw an Ibanez SE505 for ยฃ290. The MusicMans are 22 fret though and I really fancied something properly modern. The Ibanez is pretty much exactly what I've fancied. I may hate the thing but only one way to find out...
Edit - if it were me I'd get them a Sterling. Simple, solid, easy to play and robust out of the box but good for upgrades if they want to make it better in the future. The Sire bases are amazing but active so more fiddly and from what I've heard the hardware is not great, though worth upgrading.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 16:01, archived)
I'm pretty much up to date with pressing work + bored as shit = childish silliness on 't3h internet'
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 16:39, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 16:39, archived)
if you're coming to us for validation, you've already made up your mind
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:58, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:58, archived)
morning
can't wait for my hangover to go away so I can see if I still feel sick
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:02, archived)
can't wait for my hangover to go away so I can see if I still feel sick
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:02, archived)
BBC weather was saying a '100% chance' of snow here in London for today
Looking out at the torrential rain, I personally give it a '0% chance'
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:29, archived)
Looking out at the torrential rain, I personally give it a '0% chance'
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:29, archived)
PS I am really keen on these but I think buying them might cause marital strife
www.mandmdirect.com/01/details/AO5882
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:39, archived)
www.mandmdirect.com/01/details/AO5882
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:39, archived)
hey, what's her problem? They cost about the same as a couple of hours in the pub.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:45, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:45, archived)
they look rather similar to about 5 other pairs of adidas I have
the subtle nuances are lost on her
Plus we have a floor to ceiling shoe rack unit, which is completely full with about 10 more pairs on the floor next to it. And a couple of boxes on the side. And some more pairs in the hall downstairs.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:47, archived)
the subtle nuances are lost on her
Plus we have a floor to ceiling shoe rack unit, which is completely full with about 10 more pairs on the floor next to it. And a couple of boxes on the side. And some more pairs in the hall downstairs.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:47, archived)
tell her you've kept them all in the same place for too long and now they've started breeding
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:04, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:04, archived)
not good news when you're isolating
how many more days do you have left?
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:24, archived)
how many more days do you have left?
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:24, archived)
Got lowered to 10 days , but the app has a 5 day lag due to test results taking far too long
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:55, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:55, archived)
I appear to have a hangover in spite of not having a drink last night
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:05, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:05, archived)
the second mortgage you took out last time you went out to a pub?
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:28, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:28, archived)
a pub in London, yes
For the beer that's better in quality by 30%.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:32, archived)
For the beer that's better in quality by 30%.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:32, archived)
I think that it's the quality of the clientele that you pay for
not as many chips-on-shoulders in the south.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:58, archived)
not as many chips-on-shoulders in the south.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:58, archived)
either that or the piss is being taken, if it's profitable at sub 4 quid then your lot are just being laughed at
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:01, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:01, archived)
Or maybe rent and business rates are higher, who knows eh , such a difficult concept
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:12, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:12, archived)
so costs are higher for the same quality of life?
sounds like value for money to me
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:15, archived)
sounds like value for money to me
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:15, archived)
'same quality of life' my fucking arse
That said, the Pencil Museum in Keswick is easily as good as the British Museum, and the Jorvik Centre is actually way better than the Museum of London, the Imperial War Museum, the V&A, The Science Museum, the Natural History Museum and all the other world famous ones in London.
And the 5 x Michelin starred restaurants in Yorkshire make it exactly the the same as London, which only has 67.
Mind you if you're going to cry about a quid on a beer, that last stat isn't going to be of much interest to you
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:56, archived)
That said, the Pencil Museum in Keswick is easily as good as the British Museum, and the Jorvik Centre is actually way better than the Museum of London, the Imperial War Museum, the V&A, The Science Museum, the Natural History Museum and all the other world famous ones in London.
And the 5 x Michelin starred restaurants in Yorkshire make it exactly the the same as London, which only has 67.
Mind you if you're going to cry about a quid on a beer, that last stat isn't going to be of much interest to you
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:56, archived)
I seem to have become psychochomp, might go mental about the online harassment
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)
Ah B3ta
It's always nice to come back here every once in a while and MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 19:31, archived)
It's always nice to come back here every once in a while and MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL MURIEL
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 19:31, archived)
2 too
Can't believe I've paid no attention to the current Covid law in Wales, where I have no intention of going
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:04, archived)
Can't believe I've paid no attention to the current Covid law in Wales, where I have no intention of going
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:04, archived)
gonna gaz Rob
if he's not too busy creating "comedy" twitter bots
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:52, archived)
if he's not too busy creating "comedy" twitter bots
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:52, archived)
alright, The entire population of Kent
Back to Basics promoter and notorious caner 'Dave Beer' started his career in showbiz as a roadie for The Sisters of Mercy!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:04, archived)
Back to Basics promoter and notorious caner 'Dave Beer' started his career in showbiz as a roadie for The Sisters of Mercy!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:04, archived)
Well, my opinion of him has certainly gone from ignorant to indifferent.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 23:44, archived)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 23:44, archived)
Looks like Hitler finally got banned
https://b3ta.com/talk/8288950
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:56, archived)
https://b3ta.com/talk/8288950
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:56, archived)
I've reached an important milestone
I have finally made it to episode 10 of A Discovery Of Witches. What are you binge watching during lockdown?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 18:28, archived)
I have finally made it to episode 10 of A Discovery Of Witches. What are you binge watching during lockdown?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 18:28, archived)
Ok some woman on BBC news has just been given the vaccine and she's 106.
Discuss
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 18:15, archived)
Discuss
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 18:15, archived)
we'll be lucky to reach any age other than the one we're at now
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 19:20, archived)
I'm saying that dozer crying about paying nearly a fiver for a pint marks him out as some kind of flat cap and whippet northern knobstain
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:23, archived)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:23, archived)
the internet sez you can get a pint in carlisle for £2.35
you can also pay a fiver for a pint and not have to go to carlisle
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:35, archived)
you can also pay a fiver for a pint and not have to go to carlisle
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:35, archived)
paying a fiver for a pint makes you a soft southern jessie
/midlander
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 18:38, archived)
/midlander
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 18:38, archived)
Farting out the front or beatboxing in the nude?
Winner gets to do both at once
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:57, archived)
Winner gets to do both at once
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:57, archived)
I saw famous forum poster of old Eddache is now a Twitch streamer.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 13:19, archived)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 13:19, archived)
I would watch his streams but they're normally when I'm working
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 14:09, archived)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 14:09, archived)
I'm saying shit bollocks wank fart, poo poo willy willy bum drawers
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 13:06, archived)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 13:06, archived)
Sounds like you're getting those £30 food parcels I've seen in the news
mostly made up of fucking prayers because there seems to be fuck all else...
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 8:38, archived)
mostly made up of fucking prayers because there seems to be fuck all else...
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 8:38, archived)
Hello
Some utter bellend has just purposely swerved his car to speed through a huge puddle and soak me from head to foot
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 9:36, archived)
Some utter bellend has just purposely swerved his car to speed through a huge puddle and soak me from head to foot
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 9:36, archived)
Tbf, I'd have laughed my arse off if it happened to someone else
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 10:54, archived)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 10:54, archived)
nah, I got mine ordered at the weekend
Just their whole 'anti establishment punks' thing is a crock of shit.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 11:51, archived)
Just their whole 'anti establishment punks' thing is a crock of shit.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 11:51, archived)
some of it's alright but it's really overpriced
Punk in most places is nearly a fiver for a pint.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:09, archived)
Punk in most places is nearly a fiver for a pint.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:09, archived)
I never had it out, only supermarket cans working out to under half that
but either way it's certainly not the cheapest
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:15, archived)
but either way it's certainly not the cheapest
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:15, archived)
yes mate, typically paying less than four quid for a pint is a terrible state of affairs eh
I assume the London premium means better quality as well as higher prices.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:34, archived)
I assume the London premium means better quality as well as higher prices.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:34, archived)
I'm sorry to hear how poor you are
I'm sure we could manage whipround for you, so you can go for a beer
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 15:49, archived)
I'm sure we could manage whipround for you, so you can go for a beer
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 15:49, archived)
it'd be great to distil his own farts and gas him with those
i just looked up distil and that isn't the right word but you get my wift
( , Tue 12 Jan 2021, 22:43, archived)
i just looked up distil and that isn't the right word but you get my wift
( , Tue 12 Jan 2021, 22:43, archived)
Just before he asphyxiates they could throw a match in and say 'you're fired'
( , Tue 12 Jan 2021, 22:58, archived)
( , Tue 12 Jan 2021, 22:58, archived)
Congresswoman Debbie Lasko says
For members of Congress to enter the floor of the U.S. House, we now have to go through intense security measures,
on top of the security we already go through. These new provisions include searches and being wanded like criminals.
We now live in Pelosiโs communist America!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 3:36, archived)
For members of Congress to enter the floor of the U.S. House, we now have to go through intense security measures,
on top of the security we already go through. These new provisions include searches and being wanded like criminals.
We now live in Pelosiโs communist America!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2021, 3:36, archived)
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