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Do they know how to fuck off unless you tell them to? No, they do not.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 23:37, archived)
Band aid changed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 0:24, archived)
I should have you all on ignore so unfortunately no-one will see this
if i've missed anyone please reply so i can ignore any stragglers
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 20:56, archived)
Alright brb

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:11, archived)
alright LS18

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:13, archived)
harsh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:27, archived)
alright Spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:17, archived)
Who the fuck are you small balls?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 22:18, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 22:26, archived)
No you fuck off.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 23:03, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 23:05, archived)
alright me

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:22, archived)
Fuck the police

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:24, archived)
come on then, spill
why did my sister's firm keep you up all night, you don't have to answer in detail, but you do really
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:31, archived)
dread in a babylon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:33, archived)
Nephew got nicked, had a screwdriver. GRAND THEFT AUTO. I'm the responsible adult , I naturally am furious at him, but then plod went for me, really trying to provoke me, fucking 23 year old twats. I'm not allowed to not have a phone number now?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 22:34, archived)

If only rabidrodent had been there.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 22:55, archived)
I'm putting a complaint in and a foi, they basically held me without charges, wasnt allowed out, told where to sit in the custody suite, fucking met rapist cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 23:00, archived)

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who lord it over their fellows and toss commands in every direction and would boss the grass in the meadow about which way to bend in the wind are the most depraved kind of prostitutes. They will submit to any indignity, perform any vile act, do anything to achieve power. The worst off-sloughings of the planet are the ingredients of sovereignty. Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy the whores are us.

P. J. O'ROURKE
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 23:10, archived)

I'm not sure what Duncans view was. Possibly to 'get ready to rumble'.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 23:11, archived)
He might not have seen it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 23:39, archived)
the other night I was thinking about what it would be like to have jazz hands all the time

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:31, archived)
Alright Tim Burton

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:45, archived)

a i

b3ta.com/talk/8375692
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:49, archived)
Alright, Michael J Fox

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:51, archived)
Flamboyant parkinsons

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 22:13, archived)
Anymore air conditioning anecdotes?
The last one was really cool
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:46, archived)
Haha, I see what u did there mate!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 22:06, archived)
I have loads. They’re a breeze.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 22:19, archived)
GOOD EVENING
Happy hour is now enforced by law
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 17:35, archived)

In The Discontinuity Guide, Paul Cornell, Martin Day and Keith Topping identify a gay subtext to the story: "there's entrapment over cottaging, the TARDIS is painted pink, and the victim of the fondant surprise is every inch the proud gay man, wearing, as he does, a pink triangle."[10] The story ends with Helen A's husband abandoning her and leaving with another man.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:07, archived)

what lets it down and prevent people seeing its surreal nightmarish qualities, are the sets . They looked like cheap old style panto sets.
It would of looked fantastic had it been shot on location dressed with realistic steampunk props on dark Victorian streets, kitchens and interiors too - I think more fans may take it more seriously then.
But I think they tried their best to create the mood with what they had and limited gameshow studio lighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:26, archived)
Microscopic ‘Louis Vuitton’ bag sells for more than $60,000
MSCHF says bag was created for musician Pharrell Williams because he loves big hats – ‘we made him an incredibly small bag’.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:27, archived)
I feel like I'm missing something
- as if I've come into this conversation long after the topics and terminology were well established.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:32, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Happiness_Patrol
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:34, archived)
Ah - never watched Who since I was a child
I was quoting Jello Biafra.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:37, archived)
Is that why you always sound like you're wigged out on Quaaludes?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 Jun 2023, 19:26, archived)
Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury, referred to this story in his 2011 Easter sermon, on the subject of happiness and joy. Marc Sidwell has described it as an expression of national unease at rave culture.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 19:28, archived)

When I woke up, I was in a strange bed. Most beds are strange to me. An advertising executive I know called Susie was sitting next to me, watching a television. It showed a wobbly camcorder view of a naked man offering a cigarette to a shaking bear, and then falling over. A studio discussion followed these pictures. One man said we should be more careful with children and animals and the unemployed. He was interrupted by another, who said; "rubbish, this is just another tawdry example of the prank generation." He said the man responsible was probably an American. I felt myself wanting to agree with the first man, but actually agreeing with the second, though I've absolutely no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 22:28, archived)
Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?
.
His whole abdomen would move up and down,
you dig, farting out the words.

It was unlike anything I ever heard.

Bubbly, thick, stagnant sound.

A sound you could smell.

This man worked for the carnival, you dig?

And to start with it was
like a novelty ventriloquist act.

After a while,
the ass started talking on its own.

He would go in
without anything prepared...

and his ass would ad-lib
and toss the gags back at him every time.

Then it developed sort of teethlike...

little raspy incurving hooks
and started eating.

He thought this was cute at first
and built an act around it...

but the asshole would eat its way through
his pants and start talking on the street...

shouting out it wanted equal rights.

It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags.
Nobody loved it.

And it wanted to be kissed,
same as any other mouth.

Finally, it talked all the time,
day and night.

You could hear him for blocks,
screaming at it to shut up...

beating at it with his fists...

and sticking candles up it, but...

nothing did any good,
and the asshole said to him...

"It is you who will shut up
in the end, not me...

"because we don't need you
around here anymore.

I can talk and eat and shit."

After that, he began waking up
in the morning with transparent jelly...

like a tadpole's tail
all over his mouth.

He would tear it off his mouth
and the pieces would stick to his hands...

like burning gasoline jelly
and grow there.

So, finally, his mouth sealed over...

and the whole head...

would have amputated spontaneously
except for the eyes, you dig?

That's the one thing
that the asshole couldn't do was see.

It needed the eyes.

Nerve connections were blocked...

and infiltrated and atrophied.

So, the brain couldn't
give orders anymore.

It was trapped inside the skull...

sealed off.

For a while, you could see...

the silent, helpless suffering
of the brain behind the eyes.

And then finally
the brain must have died...

because the eyes went out...

and there was no more feeling in them
than a crab's eye at the end of a stalk.
,
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 22:56, archived)
Aww, what a lovely story.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Jun 2023, 8:32, archived)
On a fork!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jun 2023, 9:45, archived)
A rotund older lady let rip a proper stinky guff in Sainsbury's earlier
Shouldn't be allowed
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:13, archived)
That was me

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 19:20, archived)

ll r w us
+ but yet, I am
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 19:21, archived)
Can't call it happy hour now
wokerati strikes again
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:27, archived)
All emotional states taste the same

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:35, archived)
It's now called 'emotionally supportive time period'
fuckin' snowflecks
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 19:08, archived)
Unhappy hour straight after, drinks are twice the price

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 19:31, archived)
Whamzz

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 20:12, archived)
Hullo the Internet, Queef here
Anyone else jacking off a tapir this afternoon, or is it just me? Woes of a high end ice cream seller, you know. Its in all the posh stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:08, archived)
white wee-wee tapir

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:14, archived)
Afternoon delapir

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:18, archived)
Hello Queef
Been to any good tree fairs recently?
Done any good MASSIVE drugs?
Been to see The Hawks recently?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:14, archived)
The Hawks come to me for massive drugs nowadays

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:18, archived)
Hello mr horrible this is The Hawks got any massive drugs for sale? Is it ok to text this to you?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:30, archived)
I've got all the Massive Drugs
Meet me at the pizza place
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:54, archived)
do they pay cash or do they ask you to put the massive drugs on their bills

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:36, archived)
Chortle.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:46, archived)
NO THEY'RE FUCKING HAWKS YOU FUCKING IDIOT, THEY DON'T CHORTLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:48, archived)
Maybe they just don't find you funny?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:52, archived)
Chesney and Hudson

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:11, archived)
Tony as well.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)
Jake Hoyt

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:23, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:15, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:18, archived)
You forgot about the lesbo mums.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:16, archived)
Oh no, believe me I didn't

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:18, archived)
ps I am wanking as I write.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:29, archived)
We all know you are a wanker
Thanks for the reminder
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:32, archived)
Has your shit pub burned down yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:48, archived)
Is the ski village on fire?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:55, archived)
It is now a classy Wetherspoons
Just your sort of juicer
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:03, archived)

I wish I'd kept track of who everyone was. Is Drimble still here somewhere?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:48, archived)
That's me m8

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:49, archived)

No it's not, drimble only called me a fucking idiot occasionally.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:12, archived)
Drimble on the website

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:02, archived)
Dozer killed himself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:02, archived)
Because of the bullying

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:25, archived)
Priti, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:27, archived)
Killing himself because of the shame

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 17:56, archived)
Stop right there

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:03, archived)

I know who you are, you're easy to keep track of. Is Putin DBT then?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:07, archived)
'Keep track of'? Are you another self-appointed beeter policeman?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:09, archived)

No, you are a whirlwind of tomfoolery, jackassery and saying 'alright' to people so even after a years absence and a dozen name changes it's still painfully obvious that you are you.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:15, archived)
I'll take that as a compliment, cheers you fucking weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 19:07, archived)

👍
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:25, archived)
Not seen since 2018, rip in piece

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:09, archived)
^ obv not equipped

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:13, archived)
Who's asking?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:09, archived)
I am googling lesbo mums now
Some interesting documentaries on XHamster
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:29, archived)
you forgot to say "this afts"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:48, archived)
Just starting on a new ball of wool
Exciting stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)
Ballocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:54, archived)
It's just the one ballock, actually

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:59, archived)
I have the object of your ridicule on ignore so none of this makes any sense to me.
He really is an awful shit.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:09, archived)
I am fully aware of his shortcomings
Lol comings
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:26, archived)
You have him on ignore?
You should mention it more often in case anyone forgets.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:46, archived)
Pasanonic lols

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:49, archived)
I certainly will now, cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 20:33, archived)
CANADIAN LUNGFUCK SNEAK ATTACK: Air Qualty 152 -- Unhealthy.
Air Quality Alert until 10:00 AM, Friday, June 30? Really? How about we just fucking bomb them? How's that for some fucking weather? Biden is fucking useless.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:35, archived)
Is orange air still a thing? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:39, archived)
Trump’s private jet

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:41, archived)
More private than a cardboard box full of nuclear secrets?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:46, archived)
Oddly, not at all this time, at least not here. It doesn't even smell smoky outside.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:44, archived)
omg false flag??

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:47, archived)
The chemtrail pilots must be striking

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:59, archived)
Is this BBC News story link just clickbait? You won't believe the shocking answer!

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 17:30, archived)
Ofcom raps Corporation for ending all links with a question mark to drive views?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 17:32, archived)

Will Government appeal Supreme Court asylum ruling? Rishi is unbelievable!
Should you withdraw all of your savings?
Do satellite images show Belarus base activity? The truth revealed
Did Madonna actually die in hospital? Medical science doctor points out these tell-tale signs
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 17:43, archived)
I complained about this before but can't be arsed to find the link

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 17:47, archived)

I wish I was a medical science doctor, if I were a medical science doctor everyone would take me more seriously and respect my opinion. On Madonna.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:10, archived)
You could always go for medical science doctor turned alcohol vendor publican

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8375693
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:24, archived)
Almost afterrnoons
How about that?
Might invade somewhere else this afts
Sorry, reclaim our ground
What you up to this afts?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:00, archived)
What you up to this afts, is that what you're saying?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:11, archived)
Well yeah
Pretty much
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:14, archived)
Resigning as an MP with immediate effect, but not until I get answers as to why they’ve run out of custard in the Westminster canteen

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:16, archived)
Boris is now writing for the Fail
Probably better paid than MP basic
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:22, archived)
Only thing he should be writing is a suicide note

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:25, archived)
"Everything is everyone else's fault"

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:34, archived)
Especially pregnancies

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 13:51, archived)
Turns out it was Boris' baby batter

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 13:55, archived)
I'm going pub after being kept up all night by de babylon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:18, archived)
Good choice
Just don't fall asleep over your beer
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:23, archived)
Knitting and cleaning
Then going to work to do more cleaning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:24, archived)
Kneaning then?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:36, archived)
Maybe yours will catch on

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:39, archived)
Probaby more likely to than clitting

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)
Growing my channel
Don't forget to hit that perfect bell guys
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:37, archived)
I’m hitting my bell as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:40, archived)
+end

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:56, archived)
Twtj

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 13:02, archived)
McBain.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 13:05, archived)
no stop

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 13:53, archived)
It's the end of the bell then

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:57, archived)
REMzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 13:04, archived)
Well it's alright
even if the sun don't shell
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 13:29, archived)
Sky rockets in flell

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:14, archived)
alright Elon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:15, archived)
Lisa²

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 13:32, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 7:19, archived)
Not yet but I soon will be
Sorry I meant morning
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 7:46, archived)
morning bumsex

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 7:53, archived)
I guess so

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 7:58, archived)
Viagra Boys y/n

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 8:03, archived)
they're ok

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 8:15, archived)
Big Boy is well funny

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 8:19, archived)
y, not bad

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 8:23, archived)
Gig Toy is well runny

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 8:31, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 8:41, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 8:53, archived)
you fucking cunt bastard spastic camel knobber cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 9:08, archived)
You know me so well!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 9:37, archived)

Wasn't it gooood?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 11:04, archived)
Not b3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 11:29, archived)
Strikey knob

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:54, archived)
i'm in a hotel. i'm working away in that there lahndan
the aircon is so good i had to turn it off halfway through last night as i was literally (hitler) dying of being cooled to death. i hate london. just sayin.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 17:46, archived)
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 17:59, archived)
I am also not fond of our capital city

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 18:04, archived)
Fuck off then fat poof

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 18:09, archived)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 19:16, archived)
Have you drank the whole mini bar yet?

(Planearm, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 19:46, archived)
George and Andrew remained friends until his death in 2016, although they maintained a fierce rivalry over Scrabble.
"Did either of us play the word 'Wham?'. I don't think we ever had the letters, but we'd have tried! If you put W on a ham, that's a good score."
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 20:54, archived)
50p Wham

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 21:09, archived)
11/10

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 21:25, archived)
40p Wham bar
www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/273659661

WHAM not included, reviewer disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 21:42, archived)
Dennis and knasher

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 23:34, archived)
Twitter rips into Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘pretentious’ poetry – except it’s actually by Shelley
The former Labour leader posted the famous ‘Rise like lions’ verse to promote his poetry anthology –
but Twitter users thought it was his own, and weren’t impressed.

“Rise like Lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number-
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you
Ye are many – they are Jew.”
.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 1:10, archived)

L Z +ist
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 10:26, archived)
You can just turn it down, it's fine.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 1:12, archived)
too much effort

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 9:39, archived)
Busy day here, bollocks yeah? Hope you cunts have fucking good day.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 10:27, archived)
Overtime all week again
So I'm enjoying the time out of work on my own as much as possible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 10:30, archived)
Enjoy!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:03, archived)
Go fuck yourself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 10:52, archived)
Shove a carrot up your butthole

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:02, archived)
Alright, Al Jourgenson on tour with Metallica

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:15, archived)
Rectum?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:25, archived)
I ruined 'em

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 12:51, archived)

Enter the mans can.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:00, archived)
Right up the sphinctour.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:12, archived)
With Rimpathy

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:26, archived)
Jesus built my hotrod iykwim

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:48, archived)
1,000 Homo BJ's

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jun 2023, 15:20, archived)
Sitting on the root veg,

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 12:58, archived)
Right up?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:40, archived)
And round the bend.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jun 2023, 15:27, archived)
I'll have to find a new home for the cabbages

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 16:44, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:15, archived)
Cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:19, archived)
Bumsex, please!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:25, archived)
Testicles 2U

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:25, archived)
Might open a high street store called that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:25, archived)
Ballgreens

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:31, archived)
Blue balls

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:58, archived)
Ballmart

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 12:04, archived)
TK Saxx

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 12:06, archived)
Don't be ridiculous, that's clearly a Testicle home delivery service.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 12:59, archived)
No it's not, there's a vas deferens

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 13:37, archived)

*golf clap
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:01, archived)
oh no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:41, archived)
Fucken oath m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 12:46, archived)
I'm divorced from reality
so every day is great!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 13:33, archived)
only way to be m8

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:19, archived)
Who are you with now?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)
just hanging out with Yevgeny Prigozhin
nothing sexual, purely military
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 16:22, archived)
-out

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 16:45, archived)
-with
+of
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 17:03, archived)
Fuck off spunk stain

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 13:40, archived)
FUCK OFF RETARD

(sticklebricks, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 13:54, archived)
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:14, archived)
Someone on /chat hasn't killed himself yet, is it ok to ask why not?
🥷🏻
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:43, archived)
Elon Musk's new hardcore mode for Twitter employees is somewhat demanding

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:47, archived)
Please stop wishing death on people

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 15:02, archived)
It is rather tasteless.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 15:34, archived)

 
(Runcorn shitty limits, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 15:44, archived)
They're only words :)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 16:47, archived)
Might panic buy bottled water

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 16:04, archived)
I recommend investing in a bucket of powdered peanut butter which can later be used as a makeshift latrine

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 16:50, archived)
Most telling thing about the covid panic-buying was that the shelves were still full of £5 a pack bog roll

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 17:20, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 7:34, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 7:38, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 9:28, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 7:39, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 9:28, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 7:50, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 9:28, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 8:39, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 9:28, archived)
You've earned a top fan badge for Morning and can accept it now.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 8:44, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 9:29, archived)
Salutations spaghetti man

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 9:27, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 9:29, archived)
There's a worm at the bottom of the garden
and his name is wiggly woo
There's a worm at the bottom of my garden
and all that he can do
is wiggle all night and wiggle all day
He's wiggling his life away
There's a worm at the bottom of my garden
and his name is Wiggly Woo.

There's a worm at the bottom of my garden
and his name is Wiggly Woo
There's a worm at the bottom of my garden
and all that he can do
is wiggle all night and wiggle all day
He's wiggling his life away
There's a worm at the bottom of my garden
and his name is Wiggly Woo

And his name is Wiggly Woo
And his name is Wiggly Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 9:48, archived)

I'm pleased to discover that my primary school was not the only one that sang about a worm called wiggly woo.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 9:50, archived)
My kid loves that song

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 9:57, archived)
There's a worm at the bottom of the garden, and his name is wiggly woo
There's a worm at the end of that old garden,
and his name is wiggly woo
Well wiggling all night and day
Is really all that he can do
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 9:59, archived)
Fergus sings the woos

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 10:00, archived)

Do you liike, very very very good muusic?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 10:50, archived)
The Wiggly Woo Tang Clan

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:17, archived)
That's quite existentially distressing, when you think about it for a moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:13, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:07, archived)
Three shinies in one day, beat THAT.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:12, archived)
Bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:13, archived)
Oh, aye. You're all right with that, like, because it's a race of people, and it's a food.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:27, archived)
Crack in bread
b3ta.com/board/1904567
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 23:39, archived)
Portmanteau
Cake + mandy = Candy
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 23:41, archived)
New pennies found in your ear by "uncle" as you sat in his uneven lap?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:31, archived)

nie t
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)
Dare I ask what shinies are?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Jun 2023, 22:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8375461
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 23:08, archived)
Wikipedia says "Francis Alick Howard OBE (6 March 1917 – 19 April 1992)" but it doesn't say why they took it away from him.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:29, archived)
He later said he had only one memory of living in York and that was of falling down the stairs, an experience which left him with a life-long dread of heights.
Not stairs; heights.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:36, archived)
I've always had a soft spot for Frankie Howerd

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:52, archived)
I do rather like his work

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 21:04, archived)
Yep, there are a few of those oldies I liked

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 21:14, archived)
I like them all.lovecomedy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 23:27, archived)
Up Pompeii was hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 23:30, archived)
I sent Queef a Frankie Howerd blue plaque pokemon postcard, true story

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 21:34, archived)
This is about the bumsex is it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 21:37, archived)
Of course.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 21:42, archived)
ALRIGHT CUNT’S

(sticklebricks, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 16:19, archived)
more novichok for you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 16:21, archived)
YOU

(sticklebricks, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 17:51, archived)
YOU

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 19:36, archived)
and cuntettes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 16:28, archived)
STUPID

(sticklebricks, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 17:51, archived)
YOU

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 19:36, archived)
smeg off, bellend

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 16:47, archived)
FUCKING

(sticklebricks, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 17:51, archived)
It's not really going very well is it you really should let me help

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 19:43, archived)
I can also help

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:39, archived)
YOU

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:46, archived)
Cap's Lock is for winner's

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 18:40, archived)
cONGRATION!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:47, archived)
Topics of discussion vary wildly, although it is usually silly in nature.
Serious flaming is less common than on the main board, although regulars frequently hurl non-serious abuse at each other. Visitors should be warned that this is frequently sexually descriptive and graphic.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 19:18, archived)
"Thread Jack" - Evolved from the term hijack or carjack is used when a member wishes to change the subject in an existing thread thus hijacking the thread.
In practice the actual words 'thread jack' are rarely used with other soundalike variations used instead such as 'Fred Jacques' and 'bread crack'.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 19:20, archived)
ratemykitten
ratemykitten
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 19:21, archived)
Wow that f.r.e.e.i.p.o.d.s thing still works

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 19:21, archived)
Shut up, intercourse, genitals. You are sex fluids. Sorry, bread crack, can someone who's not horrid link to a "NO LOL" image

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 19:27, archived)
The FAQ says that b3ta should be pronounced to "rhyme with Peter". Regarding the differing pronunciations of "Peter" (for example, the American practice of pronouncing the central consonant as a "d"), "b3ta" should be pronounced accordingly.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:07, archived)
Petogih

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:08, archived)
Petogedn!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:27, archived)
Ipodka dots

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 20:07, archived)
Hullo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:40, archived)
Have you ever considered a bit of billy down the japper?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:52, archived)
I am literally jamming lumps of base down my knob with a cotton bud right fucking now

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:55, archived)
No ur not

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 11:30, archived)
fucking am

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 11:44, archived)
POIDH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 12:37, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 11:17, archived)
hi m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 11:44, archived)
alright

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 11:19, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 11:27, archived)
Oh do shut up, you prize tosser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 11:30, archived)
YOU STUPID FUCKING WANKER

(sticklebricks, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 11:34, archived)
not sure, think I might have covid again

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 11:45, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 12:13, archived)
How many times is that now?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 12:23, archived)
69, dude

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 12:36, archived)
Sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 12:37, archived)
19

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 13:01, archived)
Two

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 13:36, archived)
Some people have never even had it once
Don't be greedy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 14:41, archived)
It was just so much fun last time
I couldn't resist another go
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 14:48, archived)
It didn't really affect me much
Felt grotty for a day and couldn't smell or taste for a week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 15:14, archived)
alright Shania Twain

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 17:00, archived)
29 times, the pain

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 13:59, archived)
Try harder not to

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 16:33, archived)
Did you get the job?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 13:02, archived)
Y
really enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 13:37, archived)
how do you enjoy a job?

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 13:39, archived)
how is jobby formed?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 13:53, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 16:28, archived)
You just put your lips together, and blow

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 14:31, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8375429
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 16:42, archived)
lol I meant that for SF but congrats!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 13:40, archived)
Novichok, you mean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 14:51, archived)
Belarus address uncertain, might have to treat the entire country

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 15:03, archived)
This may hurt at first, but later it will hurt more.
This was supposed to be a reply to something else
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 16:29, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 16:34, archived)
hello mister queef

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 12:35, archived)
Hey

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 13:37, archived)
‘sup

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 13:02, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 13:37, archived)
poo and spunk

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 16:27, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 6:28, archived)
Sympathy morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:14, archived)

It is yeah
⁵⁵⁵⁵
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:14, archived)
Happy birthday Ahn So-hee! 🎉🎉🥳
I know you check b3ta daily!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:24, archived)
Queens of the stone age were pretty good at glastonbury I reckon
In good spirits, on form, good lineup.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:36, archived)
I saw them last tour in a soulless arena, Homme was drunk and the set was poor
If those two things weren't factors Glastonbury was probably a triumph.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:41, archived)
Really good form, loads of energy.
Bit heavy on the post-Lullabies stuff though.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 8:00, archived)
At least the Ronson-produced stuff sounded much better live

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 8:14, archived)
Can we just pretend that Villains never happened please?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 8:22, archived)
Yes.
Yes we can.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 8:29, archived)
Phew!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 8:35, archived)
Ten years between albums though, get on with it Josh you lazy cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 9:10, archived)
They have a new one out

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 9:35, archived)


(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:42, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:36, archived)
morning.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:39, archived)

By Steve Hackett.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 9:48, archived)

My cats killed a sparrow yesterday despite my best efforts.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 9:50, archived)
I'm pretty sure I could kill a sparrow
How hard were you trying?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:06, archived)

I was trying to save it but all my cats wanted to do was use it as a football.

Rest in peace Japtain Cack.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:30, archived)
*BRB KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:31, archived)
Why does this innocent spoonerism get a klaxon
but the constant references to stuffing billy down 'jappers' doesn't?

Sort it out, toxic cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 14:04, archived)
My cat thoughtfully deposited a shrew next to the patio table
By the chair where I like to sit whilst I smoke. I thanked him and disposed of it. I expect he thinks I ate it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:55, archived)
You ate a patio table?
comedy misunderstanding lol!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 11:22, archived)
He didn't.
Unfunny reply.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 12:38, archived)
He did eat the shrew though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 14:01, archived)
Don't Go Breaking My Gunt
Hi, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 17:50, archived)
I'm wearing a guntlet as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 18:29, archived)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 18:51, archived)
Alright Queef
Is it just me or does Kiki Dee give off awkward/uncomfortable vibes in that video?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 18:52, archived)
In other news,
I've singed my beard trying to light a miniature cigar with a match in the wind.
Let my foolishness be a lesson to you all
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 18:53, archived)
Not a problem for me as I am a woman, I may have mentioned it before.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:04, archived)
Disappointed
I always thought you were a turtle
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:14, archived)
Yeah I'm the fifth one from the little-known shit TV series "Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation".

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:20, archived)

www.instagram.com/reel/ClKQvSzALBy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:33, archived)
Alright JJ
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:35, archived)

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/65702/1685613831/squirreltits.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:51, archived)
Whatever happened to Jolly Jack?

(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 0:23, archived)
On the half shell, they're the heroes five, in this day and age who could ask for mive

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:34, archived)
Have you seen the graffiti that someone did of the artists in turtle colour masks. Very impressed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 21:27, archived)
?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 23:00, archived)
This is sexist

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:35, archived)

ist
+y
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)
It can be both, ok?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 22:16, archived)
It's just you, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:43, archived)
Kiki Eee was waiting in the wings

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 22:19, archived)
Ever been part of a conference call so bad that you threw yourself into a river just to get away from it?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 18:54, archived)
Fire up "Inkspace" and show us exciting and dangerous ways to get out of mindless corporate box ticking.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:02, archived)
Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:02, archived)
It's just another manic Guntsmeg

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 22:45, archived)
You know what they say, you can't ever be part of a conference call so bad that you throw yourself into the same river twice

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:33, archived)
Please don't do this
I did this and got stuck against the river bank and then two otters proceeded to rape me.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:55, archived)
You wait till the beavers get involved

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 21:28, archived)
dam

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 22:16, archived)
Aw hell gnaw

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 23:00, archived)
I'm in the Juicer. Rewarding myself for a couple of hours of doing my kate bush work out.
I run up a hill.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 21:57, archived)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 22:17, archived)
Leckhampton
As hills go it's not the biggest
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 23:15, archived)
Sorry, the correct answer is "that" hill

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 0:49, archived)
I went to cubs up Leckhampton Hill
You couldn't make it up
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 8:39, archived)
-to +after

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 19:38, archived)
Conservatives have raged against Brooks after he announced that his Nashville bar would serve Bud Light beer and for encouraging his customers to show tolerance.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 22:17, archived)
50p Hambriston

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 23:04, archived)
$5 Leckhampton

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 0:52, archived)
I'm Still Guntsmeg
Afternoon, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 12:16, archived)
12:28, guntsmeg hate

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 12:27, archived)

8 7 ate eaven
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 12:35, archived)
Lol
All gunts are the same
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 12:46, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Jun 2023, 12:57, archived)
Not yet but I will be tonight
Lol lol lol lol lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 13:01, archived)
Skyrockets in funtsmeg

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 13:13, archived)
flean

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 13:35, archived)
Guntshine on a rainy smeg

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 14:46, archived)
I've been under the guntsmeg
I've lost and I've wontsmeg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 15:22, archived)
<s> cantsmeg

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 15:22, archived)
Guntbye yellow brick road
I mean, afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 13:46, archived)
I hope you cried when Elton played
And husband David Furniture shop obvs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 14:48, archived)

And husband David Furniture shop obvs
 in a coat he borrowed from James Spade
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 14:55, archived)
and my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 15:11, archived)
It has a super blunt and rusty blade

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 16:01, archived)
GuntReg Dwight

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 15:19, archived)
15:52, #metoo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 15:52, archived)
15.57
17 Heaven
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 15:57, archived)
16:03, blood in your pee

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 16:03, archived)
16:08, might just masturbate.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Jun 2023, 16:07, archived)
No, Miss Steiner. We put them down.
All of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 16:03, archived)
Haven't watched Spaced for years, I fear it will have aged badly

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)
Could probably classify it as a "period sitcom" now
It predates facebook and youtube by 3 years
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 17:06, archived)
I've got it on dvd but also haven't watched it for years
because Simon Pegg turned into a massive cunt
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:08, archived)
How do you know that if you haven't watched the dvd for years?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)
It's a long way down the Holiday Road
just saying
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 16:44, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Jun 2023, 17:01, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 17:04, archived)
so true m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 17:05, archived)
Sixteen of noon, grab a harpoon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 12:16, archived)
I have a ticket to see Lord Finesse l8r
Not feeling 100% though, might not go
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 12:18, archived)

grab a harp played by Jeri Ry
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 12:39, archived)
Aah, aah Six of Nine delight

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 12:44, archived)
Smeg Songs (Say So Much)
Morning, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 6:36, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 6:42, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 8:40, archived)
Arse juices
Morning, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 7:16, archived)
Juicy morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 8:41, archived)
Shit on mah GODDAMN tits
Morning, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 7:44, archived)
on it

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 8:42, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Jun 2023, 8:03, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 8:40, archived)
boobs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 8:42, archived)
Comrades, let us rise up and take the M4
all the way to Moscow to topple the corrupt regime. Viva Wagner!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 9:13, archived)
🇷🇺

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 9:28, archived)
Gulag 4u m8

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 10:52, archived)
Holibobs in Belarus LOL!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 10:59, archived)
Battery clips on the gonads
Added extra :)
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 12:09, archived)
Gonads and strife

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 12:28, archived)
Wow, that's a free upgrade - I only paid for tazering to the nipples
I LOVE AEROFLOT!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 13:03, archived)
Lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 10:53, archived)
rofl

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 10:58, archived)
nooning CET

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 11:00, archived)
lies

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 11:30, archived)

Now The Independent, which didn't like Guns n roses for its nasty toxic masculinity, is singing the praises of little nas x who was bummed by satan in a music video and sells shoes with blood in them. Frankly, myself and the rest of the Cotswolds are extremely angry. And as tolerant as we have tried to be, I think it's only fair that he now be bludgeoned to death, burned, and his ashes thrown into the English channel.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 0:40, archived)
Cock off

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 3:02, archived)
He joins in on the fun, before running backstage for a costume change, giggling feverishly like a child that’s just pulled a prank on their school teacher.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 3:29, archived)
*tee hee* *chortle*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 3:31, archived)

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