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Me with the invisibility and Ben Hughes with the female ninjas
While I'm obsessed with invisible The Simpsons characters, there's a British user called Ben Hughes is obsessed with something that has nothing to do with the invisibility: Female Simpsons characters as dark blue ninjas. Just check his X (Twitter) account @BenHugh26422354. He also likes the rhinos.
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Sat 11 May 2024, 15:58, archived)
Well who doesn't like rhinos?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 16:01, archived)
Poachers

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 11 May 2024, 16:02, archived)
i wish they'd stop sleeping on park benches

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 18:45, archived)
Hi Ben your English grammar is improving

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 11 May 2024, 16:02, archived)
The claim that ninjas have nothing to do with invisibility is subtle trolling and I love it.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 11 May 2024, 16:23, archived)
Excellent use of the colon there Anthony, maybe you should trying shoving something up yours

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2024, 16:52, archived)
After that he could ask Gonz to teach him how to use a semicolon.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 17:14, archived)
oh no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2024, 17:14, archived)
this works on as many levels as gonz doesn't

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 11 May 2024, 17:58, archived)
Harsh but fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 18:13, archived)
I would say that, wouldn't I

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 11 May 2024, 18:32, archived)
please stop posting this Simpsons nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2024, 18:48, archived)
It's invisible though, so you can't see it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 11 May 2024, 19:24, archived)
I was wrong about the animal tracks in my back garden. They're not made by hedgehogs, they're made by foxes!
And they've dug a den under the shed!

I've seen one adult and one infant for sure late last night/early this morning, but I have good evidence to suggest two adults (based on the simultaneous triggering of different neighbours' security lights).

Hopefully these foxes will put off Swampy the cat from hunting frogs and birds.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 11 May 2024, 15:44, archived)
Shush you Anthonyb3ta70100 is back!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 11 May 2024, 16:01, archived)
He is the best b3tan ever.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 11 May 2024, 16:24, archived)
be careful with your pets
foxes are opportunistic hunters and will take whatever they can get, especially with youngsters to feed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2024, 16:46, archived)
Swampy isn't mine
and he hates me since I interrupted him hunting frogs and he ended up covered in algae and blanket weed.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 11 May 2024, 21:46, archived)
lovely day

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:10, archived)
just the two of us

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:22, archived)
menage a tios

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 15:21, archived)
it made me forget myself

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:37, archived)
who are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 15:20, archived)
the one who forgot

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2024, 17:14, archived)
the sunlight hurts my eyes

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 May 2024, 15:37, archived)

lovely d MMMNNEEURGH I AM A G
+SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 15:41, archived)
outrageous

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 16:09, archived)
Morning comrades
I managed 3 pints last night I just can't booze on a school night anymore
Does this make me less manly?
Alt,alts
What is yours called?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:46, archived)
What is my what called?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:51, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:51, archived)
Bumming makes you deaf

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:25, archived)
what??

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:55, archived)
Cum 'ear and say that!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 8:59, archived)
Your alt

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:25, archived)
Smash monkey is my original account
This is my alt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:28, archived)
It's a devilishly cunning pseudonym.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 8:47, archived)
My cousin gave me the nickname smash monkey
And I like it, so why bother changing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:54, archived)
although smash monkey 3 has a certain ring to it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:56, archived)
According to the law of sequels
The third installment is usually shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 May 2024, 9:01, archived)
sometimes the 2nd one is as well

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 9:30, archived)
True

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 May 2024, 9:58, archived)
School night?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 8:06, archived)
A night b4 work m8

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:24, archived)
Sucks to work on a Saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 8:41, archived)
My choice
I swapped all day Monday for half day Saturday
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:51, archived)
bet you regret it now lololol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 9:33, archived)
Nopes
Happily settling down in the boozer with a bacon butty and beer
Waiting for the footy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 12:19, archived)
footy is for lipstick wearing woofters

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 13:26, archived)
Friday is not a school night.
This fact doesn't magically change if you're working on Saturday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:10, archived)
g'day ya mongrel's
Queef's Big Day Out today, very excited. Having trouble selecting my sneakers though, first world dilemma
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 May 2024, 9:43, archived)
Have fun, I'm having the same problem choosing a shooter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 May 2024, 9:53, archived)
guns for show, knives for a pro m8
how was the Blackwood Experience
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 May 2024, 10:55, archived)
Not meeting him till 2 in the blind begger

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 May 2024, 11:24, archived)
Could you BE anymore Dave Courtney?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 12:20, archived)
His house is incredible

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:31, archived)
I've had many a jolly night in there

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:24, archived)
Something with cotton uppers would be best
It's going to be a very hot day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 May 2024, 10:00, archived)
mebbe Puma Easy Riders then
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 May 2024, 10:55, archived)
We call them trainers round here, you pseudo-colonial oik.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 11:50, archived)
Plimsoles lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 12:17, archived)
No, they're different, you camel-knobber.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 12:50, archived)
He's a repugnant dickhead

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 11 May 2024, 13:11, archived)
Plimsole? You've got to draw the line somewhere.
www.marineinsight.com/maritime-law/what-is-plimsoll-line-on-ships/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:38, archived)
plimsoll. you illiterate oaf.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 15:25, archived)
oh yeah lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2024, 18:53, archived)
Well really

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:25, archived)
Comedy website.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 11 May 2024, 10:23, archived)
That was extremely satisfying
Couldn't fart the whole time I was in the car, but as I was getting out, I dropped my keys. Bent down to pick them up and an absolute cloth ripper came out, aimed directly at bitchtit's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 20:14, archived)
i had the opposite once
couldn't fart the whole time i wasn't in the car, got in the car, let it rip, and completely shit myself.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 20:42, archived)
My sister did that once
She told me not to tell anyone so, of course, I told everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 20:49, archived)
i told myself not to tell anyone too

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 20:52, archived)
I let a real stinker go in an empty supermarket aisle
As I walked off a couple came around the corner and walked straight into it. I can still see their poor faces.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 21:39, archived)
Top anecdote, Horbs!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 May 2024, 21:44, archived)
At least it probably actually happened

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:05, archived)
You doubt me, you cunt?
You're not even a real hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:23, archived)
Yes, because I think you're a relentless bullshitter.
If I'm wrong, you don't need to be upset because you know better than me, so everyone's happy.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:33, archived)
bottom anecdote more like

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:08, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:22, archived)
Cropdusting a supermarket aisle is a noble cause

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:30, archived)
crapdusting
 ͜( ͡👁️ ͜༼👁️༼ ͡ʘل͜ʘ༽ ͡👁️༽ ͡👁️
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2024, 1:03, archived)
Lol @ cropdusting

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:16, archived)
I do this on a regular basis

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:15, archived)
Jenny Fartpants

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:07, archived)
This makes my whole day hahahaha!!!!!!!
Hope she gagged!!
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:14, archived)
This will definitely improve her perception of you, and definitely not lead to making things worse for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 11 May 2024, 10:17, archived)
I wonder what Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones is up to today

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:22, archived)
Prolly round Nik Kershaw's with Lindup japping up a storm

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:23, archived)
Posts on b3ta under the username The Porcupine From Purgatory

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:27, archived)
Interesting
I thought he might be mongy, as in 'gaz mongychops', you know. But then I remembered that mongy is one of my alt accounts even though I myself am an alt account of Mr Tea poster
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:33, archived)
Alright, Tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 May 2024, 18:04, archived)
The nuts in pop starlet Sonia, no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:32, archived)
Classic Top
#ledge
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:34, archived)
I thought he was knobbing Violet Berlin

(piss and shit, Fri 10 May 2024, 17:07, archived)
'cannaisseur'
neologism
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:33, archived)
I don't like that one little bit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:36, archived)
LOL
gism
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 May 2024, 18:06, archived)
Out on his bmx

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 May 2024, 18:05, archived)
Diamond back?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 May 2024, 18:05, archived)
Bareback

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 18:11, archived)
Trick Nuts?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 18:14, archived)
Chopper is not bmx

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 May 2024, 18:14, archived)
I actually bought my son one when he was 10. He never really used it. Pk ripper was the bike of bikes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 May 2024, 18:18, archived)
My daughter had a mongoose. I forced nostalgia on my kids. Lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 May 2024, 18:19, archived)
my brother had a diamond back as well. he nearly died when it bit him.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 18:19, archived)
Needed a mongoo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 May 2024, 18:22, archived)
would have been a big help, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 18:31, archived)
You're all my alts.
I made you so well, you think you're real. hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:06, archived)
I prefer the term 'artificial unintelligence' myself.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:14, archived)
artificial belligerence
actually no, this is the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:05, archived)
I'm real
Sos
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:25, archived)
message in a virtual bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 21:20, archived)
I've stopped believing, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:32, archived)
The effects of the extra cheese I put on my lasagne
Will be very real in about 4 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:32, archived)
Haha!
🙊
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:40, archived)
The little skank who's been making snide comments
About my weight and appearance is giving us a lift home tonight. Colonic kickoff should commence about 6.30 and last at least an hour. Bitch is going to learn a new meaning of the word toxic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 15:18, archived)
Ewww, but also, hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 May 2024, 15:31, archived)
Aaaaahahaha!
A nice confined space. Drop them like bombs, Smash!
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:31, archived)
I want an update!

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 19:26, archived)
PARP!

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:43, archived)
Alright Trouse

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 15:10, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 15:38, archived)
She said I could sell my life story, make fucking millions, I didn't do that.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:09, archived)
I'm half cut
Bbq ribs are smoking away, it's lovely out, top Londoning right here
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:20, archived)
I like it out too :)

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:21, archived)
Work night out later
Beer o'clock commenceth 6pm
Curry for later
That's me with surgery hangover tomorrow
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:20, archived)
Please do not perform surgery with a hangover

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 18:10, archived)
Afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 12:42, archived)
Fuck you BPD, fuck you

(PORCY, Fri 10 May 2024, 12:53, archived)
Not you.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 13:10, archived)
Which one are you again?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 13:55, archived)
ass gas

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 10 May 2024, 13:25, archived)
DAT ASS GAS

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 13:26, archived)
Things have gotten so intense
I'm listening to Debussy as background to work to.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 10 May 2024, 13:46, archived)
Curtly nods

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 13:54, archived)
Did the leeches work?
I do a sideline in trepanning and crystal therapy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 13:56, archived)
Morning
5.36 and I'm up to my tricks
Been up an hour had a dreadful night
Weekend plans?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 5:37, archived)
Comedy website.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:30, archived)
Where?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:54, archived)
The usual
Housework, family, knitting, maybe a bit of sunbathing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:42, archived)
Must be good weather up North?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:54, archived)
23-25 degrees today and tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 7:09, archived)
might suck off a stingray

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:48, archived)
Sexy!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:55, archived)
might create another account to post on here, 10 just isn't enough.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:54, archived)
Who are you?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:56, archived)
He's me, keep up.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 May 2024, 7:22, archived)
Hi Queef xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 7:29, archived)
Alright mongy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 May 2024, 9:28, archived)
Gaz him
Apparently he knows stuff
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:30, archived)
Oh yeah, he looks after all of that sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 May 2024, 10:19, archived)
i gazzed him and he sent me winning lottery numbers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 10:26, archived)
I gazzed him and he sent me a street map of Runcorn

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 10:35, archived)
I gazzed him and got a picture of his balls in a pint of guinness

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 10:47, archived)
I gazzed his balls and got a pint ofPerignon

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:32, archived)
I gazzed him and got a gram of shoe and an inedible freshwater fish.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 May 2024, 13:28, archived)
Widdles unt plops

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 10 May 2024, 7:17, archived)
The voice of sanity

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 7:30, archived)
Meeting vas blackwood for a few pints up the eastend

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:01, archived)
I've just read that he's 'I'm Britain's Will Smith' Richard's cousin, small world

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:13, archived)
I hope he doesn't turn up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:33, archived)
I think he's related to Naomi Campbell also
She was in a Bob Marley video when she was a kid. Whatever next
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:24, archived)
We're all just six degrees of separation from Lee 'Scratch' Perry

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:26, archived)
I saw him play a while back he was awful
He just walked around shouting'Rastafari'
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:29, archived)
he peaked in about 1969, to be fair
that said his Secret Laboratory album with Dub Syndicate is fantastic and that's from the late 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:57, archived)
Is that in a mockney accent geezer?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:27, archived)
Quality

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:22, archived)

If the weather keeps up it'll be gardening, walks and excessive drinking.

Everyone seems to be watching Baby Reindeer. Has anyone seen it? Is it worth it?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:44, archived)
It's alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:45, archived)
My supervisor keeps nagging me to watch it
The only reason I haven't is because it's pissing her off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:49, archived)

Apparently Piers Morgan has interviewed the stalker now. All seems like it has the potential to end badly.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:59, archived)
What stalker?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:47, archived)
i like your style

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:08, archived)
The only people I've heard recommending it are cunts, hth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:17, archived)
Certainly sounds like a drivelling pile of arsewank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:42, archived)
Its very good

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:36, archived)
Same people as Tiger Kings innit

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:40, archived)
I know Kanye West is completely shit, but The College Dropout is superb.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:03, archived)
ever seen The Art of Rap?
he is so badly out of his depth in it, it's hilarious. wtf he's even doing in it I cannot fathom
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:07, archived)
The leaked demos of 808s and Heartbreak were fucking excellent
Flashing Lights is a work of art.

Thats about as much of his stuff as I found much in.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:23, archived)
I'll give him a fair go.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:26, archived)
Good morning

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:37, archived)
Morning comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:40, archived)
I think there are about 3 people on here
And the rest are alts
(PORCY, Thu 9 May 2024, 20:32, archived)
I'm a person

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 20:56, archived)
+and my name is Anakin

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 21:38, archived)
No it fucking isn't
Damn force traitor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 21:51, archived)

Who are the holy trinity?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 9 May 2024, 20:57, archived)
Onions, peppers and garlic

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 21:52, archived)
onion, carrots, celery tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2024, 0:56, archived)
Me, you, and stickkebricks

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 May 2024, 22:57, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 23:28, archived)

I knew it.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:41, archived)
Mr Tea, Dr Shambolic and baldmonkey

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:36, archived)
word of the day: trireme
anyway bye
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2024, 0:55, archived)
You sink if you move more than a square away from shore

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 1:02, archived)
GUFFHOLE'S

not really, knobstench
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:39, archived)
Urgh
Time for work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:41, archived)
boo :(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:42, archived)
Booze PM for me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:16, archived)
Boris is back?!
fuck
(piss and shit, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:52, archived)
I'm in The Goose in Walthamstow
When I'm done I might go to the pub AHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 17:34, archived)
hahaha! HONK HONK

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 9 May 2024, 19:52, archived)
Oddly enough I'm skullfucking a skua as we speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 May 2024, 22:18, archived)
how is that odd?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2024, 1:03, archived)
long weekend for me, starting in about half an hour
fucking result
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:41, archived)
I'm working tomorrow but then not until Tuesday afternoon
Visiting that London on Monday
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:00, archived)
which bit of that there lahndan?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:18, archived)
My house
Because he's another of my accounts
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 17:18, archived)
always suspected it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 9 May 2024, 18:07, archived)
ALL OF IT

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 22:41, archived)
I'm going Brighton Saturday
There will be massive drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 17:18, archived)
You and your chem sex orgies garold

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 May 2024, 18:25, archived)
Sounds like a b3ta bash for the calendar

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 9 May 2024, 18:59, archived)
Will there be chairs this time, armchairs? I need a sit down some times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 May 2024, 19:08, archived)
as one of my alt accounts, you of all people should know that's exactly what I'm going for

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 19:19, archived)
Sweets that look like pebbles and fried breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 May 2024, 19:37, archived)
afternoon
alt: nommy-wommy lunch
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:02, archived)
say nommy one more time, motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:15, archived)
alright 'me'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:30, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:52, archived)
egg

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:26, archived)
dog or human?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:30, archived)
both

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:31, archived)
well this raises more questions than it answers.
Unless it came from the bastard chimera produced by Debbie McGee and that alsatian.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:51, archived)
Pepperoni pizza
And a bottle of cream soda
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:42, archived)
not had a cream soda for fucking yonks

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:43, archived)
I see them in the shop sometimes, and I'm always surprised that they still exist.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:50, archived)
I was hit with a sudden craving
And the local pop man delivers to the shop across the road
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:57, archived)
The local pop man?
You live inside the Beano.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 14:05, archived)
Liverpool innit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 14:15, archived)
We've always had a pop man
Used to deliver to where I lived as a kid,but only on Thursdays. Proper old glass bottles, we used to get cream soda,dandelion and burdock, cherryade and pineapple soda.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 14:16, archived)
lummy, wot larks!

(piss and shit, Thu 9 May 2024, 14:57, archived)
I'm not from the fucking potteries you know

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:01, archived)
how about the handjob glassware?

(piss and shit, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:33, archived)
Think I saw them supporting Puddle of Mudd

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:00, archived)
Jesus, they were fucking terrible.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:16, archived)
hullo
alt: last night's curry leftovers

alt alt: smeggy smeg
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:43, archived)
we all know that alt and alt alt are the same thing.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:48, archived)
true indeed
of course the reason we all know that is that we're all the same person, Mr Tea poster
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:54, archived)
It's like the League of Gentlemen in here, I'm losing track of which one has the sellotaped nose

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 14:06, archived)
WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 14:17, archived)
I CAN I CAN'T?!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 May 2024, 17:43, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:20, archived)
yoseph, broseph

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:38, archived)
prevening

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:15, archived)
Ijussdunnapoo
that smelled of someone else's. Diabolical it was. Really inconsistent too, ranging from fluffy to hard but all within the same log. Just a couple of pushes and it was all over.

1/5 wouldn't recommend.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:40, archived)
My Croatian toilet was one of those ones with the inspection shelf on it, so your turd just sits there until you flush.
The ones that came out after eating a black risotto were like Disaster Area's stunt ship.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:56, archived)
Black poos can be a sign of DBC.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:46, archived)

oos ierre
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 17:54, archived)
Dahlias?
Like, shitting dahlias?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 18:46, archived)
I love these sorts of posts
It's me Bou
(PORCY, Thu 9 May 2024, 18:17, archived)
Fuck off, Mr Tea.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 18:54, archived)
We all know it's you, baldmonkey.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 19:43, archived)
oh yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 9 May 2024, 10:55, archived)
Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!
Nobody likes me, on a toxic puerile message board, how will I cope with that total derailment of my self esteem?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Thu 9 May 2024, 10:56, archived)
goldfinger?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 11:07, archived)
I have found some old trainers in a skip full of dead dogs
Bids?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 9 May 2024, 11:47, archived)
are you rocking them?

(piss and shit, Thu 9 May 2024, 11:56, archived)
what breed?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 May 2024, 12:07, archived)
Nostalgiaformus Narcissus

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 May 2024, 12:26, archived)
Showing results for: Nostalgia Forums Narcissus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:32, archived)
I dunno, yeah, maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 11:56, archived)
morning
Just spotted a tourist rocking a pair of Hi-Tec Squash.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 May 2024, 7:44, archived)
How did you know?
They just look like white trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:09, archived)
What, tourists?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:11, archived)
Y/n google etc
Alt: brb klaxon
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:14, archived)
all tourists taste the same
alt: all white trainers taste the same
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:30, archived)
rocking them? to sleep?

(piss and shit, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:48, archived)
I'm just getting myself back together after a about of norovirus
I can't remember ever shitting like that before.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:51, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:11, archived)
Shitting through the eye of a needle

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:12, archived)
I'm still feeling dizzy

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:21, archived)
Alright Vic Reeves

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:35, archived)
The Ventures did the best version of that
Absolutely cracking breakbeat on it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BREfLdUH4Os&ab_channel=TheVentures-Topic
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:39, archived)
no-one cares, you embarrassing tragedy

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:39, archived)
the venture are ace

(piss and shit, Thu 9 May 2024, 11:11, archived)
He is, he found my missing pet and became governor of Minnesota

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 11:49, archived)
-Minnesota +South Dakota, then shot it in the face

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2024, 2:40, archived)
Hi-Tec Tecs were one of the best sneakers of the 80s
I'd pay £200 for a pair in a heartbeat
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:40, archived)
I've got an old pair you can have you fucking idiot

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 9 May 2024, 10:56, archived)
Anyone see MONO!'s bumhole lately?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 21:24, archived)
No
I would very much like to see Howard the duck again, but I don't have it on DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 May 2024, 21:36, archived)
Yes, I recorded a sample of it and sent it to Steve Albini yesterday
Fingers crossed he liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 May 2024, 22:11, archived)
He didn't

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 8 May 2024, 22:43, archived)
I haven't seen you alt for quite a while

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:01, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:20, archived)
Original

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Thu 9 May 2024, 11:29, archived)
Evening
What we up with?
I'm decorating the garden pub in a minute.
Got mirrors, pump clips, all sorts of juicer shit
Fancy a pint?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:53, archived)
Is that one of those things middle-aged men do to show they're having a bit of a crisis?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 19:54, archived)
oh no. nothing like that. just a regular garden boozer.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:07, archived)
Have you built it to 'escape' from your wife?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 20:09, archived)
i've built it on top of my wife

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:15, archived)
Lol wife

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:24, archived)
Lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 21:09, archived)
Def!
Flogged the bike,I need something to keep my pecker up
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:23, archived)
I'm flogging the bike as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 May 2024, 22:04, archived)
I'd love a pint
Ta
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:09, archived)
Girls drink halves
Anyone knows that
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:25, archived)
Fuck that
Pints means less time stood at the bar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 May 2024, 21:38, archived)
probably cheaper to just, you know, go to a pub
might make some friends too, rather than being a sad lonely wanker
(piss and shit, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:16, archived)
It is fun
And I like it
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:25, archived)
^lonely wanker

(piss and shit, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:36, archived)
Once I would have agreed with you, but with a pint costing what it does these days, building and running your own pub might be the cheaper option.
Depends how nearby your nearest non-shit Spoons is, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 21:10, archived)
One of the major fatalities of covid was the amount of end of garden bars that have died. Nobody wants to come to your house, use your toilet, upset your family. So you drink alone in a fancy shed.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:37, archived)
Mine's a pint of lapsang, cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:54, archived)
PERFUMED PANCE!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 21:10, archived)
OIL MORDOR DE PERRA YE'S

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 May 2024, 22:30, archived)
Waaaaay ahead of you

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 May 2024, 21:37, archived)
CHRIST SHUT UP WILL YOU? NOBODY'S READING ALL THIS SHIT YOU TYPE

(sticklebricks, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:19, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:20, archived)
Yes, we would.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:48, archived)
Shut up mortal wombat, take your meds

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:35, archived)
sounds like someone wants their face decorating

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:08, archived)
Damn dude, talk about taking things too far. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 20:08, archived)
Nice haiku m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:49, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:08, archived)
lol molestie

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:09, archived)
My brain hurts

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:15, archived)
Major league baseball is.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:34, archived)
train strikes are great
I still have to turn up for work
but I don't have to do anything
(piss and shit, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:01, archived)
I got paid to watch star wars and have a nap

(piss and shit, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:05, archived)
i was so stupid when i was a kid i thought the fat controller controlled fat

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:14, archived)
that does sound pretty stupid m8

(piss and shit, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:16, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:17, archived)
Nice haiku m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:38, archived)
Which Ancient Greek mathematician, physicist, engineer, astronomer, and inventor ate pedigree chum and liked to catch frisbees?

BARKIMEDES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:11, archived)
arf!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:26, archived)
I walk to work
But I've been enjoying my work the last couple of weeks, now that all the scruffy cunts have moved downstairs. Even if I take my time, I'm done in an hour and can sit in the conference room doomscrolling and drinking tea and getting paid for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:38, archived)
sweet

(piss and shit, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:45, archived)
ten sugars or twelve?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:50, archived)
Have you watched baby reindeer yet?
It's so good
Martha reminds me of me
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 8 May 2024, 17:55, archived)
I'd rather sample myself having a wank at Steve Albini's funeral
No offence
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:00, archived)
Aw man, getting my news from b3ta again :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:27, archived)
Let me entertain you
What do you get when you cross Mr Tea with Porcy?

TEA LEAVES! bwahahahha plop

I'm having phantom smells. Should I be worried?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 8 May 2024, 17:51, archived)

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