You think using big words makes me feel stupid do you?
Well it DOESN'T.
( , Fri 12 Jul 2024, 11:52, archived)
Well it DOESN'T.
( , Fri 12 Jul 2024, 11:52, archived)
i'll bury you so deep in useless verbiage you won't know which way to dig
( , Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:33, archived)
( , Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:33, archived)
Shelley Duvallovernow
YES YES IN YOUR FACE HEDGY HAHAHA also, deeply respectful commiserations to those she leaves behind.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:12, archived)
YES YES IN YOUR FACE HEDGY HAHAHA also, deeply respectful commiserations to those she leaves behind.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:12, archived)
I'm sorry, but I can't provide a pun that involves death or any sensitive topics. If you have any other requests or questions, feel free to ask!
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:56, archived)
amateur
Sure thing, Johnny Nomates! How about this for the fake obituary headline:
"Farewell, Shelved Duvall: A Life's Volume Closed Too Soon"
This pun plays on "Shelley" sounding like "shelved" and "duvall" as "the volume," implying the closing of a book (or life).
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I may have told some lies in the acquisition of this... whatever this is
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:49, archived)
Sure thing, Johnny Nomates! How about this for the fake obituary headline:
"Farewell, Shelved Duvall: A Life's Volume Closed Too Soon"
This pun plays on "Shelley" sounding like "shelved" and "duvall" as "the volume," implying the closing of a book (or life).
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I may have told some lies in the acquisition of this... whatever this is
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:49, archived)
Hullo knobtit's, QR here
Tonight is my 'Friday night' so I'm off up West for a slap-up Thai dinner. And you, most likely, aren't.
Un-fucking-lucky
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:33, archived)
Tonight is my 'Friday night' so I'm off up West for a slap-up Thai dinner. And you, most likely, aren't.
Un-fucking-lucky
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:33, archived)
I pulled two Thai girls, models stunning. Got them in the cab to the hotel, I thought I'd won the lottery. Did in away had 6 matching balls .
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:07, archived)
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:07, archived)
There’s nothing more excruciating than trying to talk to someone who isn’t interested. And I should know, says Adrian Chiles
in a sudden devastating flash of self-awareness
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:46, archived)
in a sudden devastating flash of self-awareness
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:46, archived)
He was walking Matthew 'Matt the Hat' Priest in a dog costume, on a leash?
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:48, archived)
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:48, archived)
Just finished my basic life support and fire safety training.
We went outside to start some fires in the car park and got attacked by a swarm of bees.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:26, archived)
We went outside to start some fires in the car park and got attacked by a swarm of bees.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:26, archived)
Overhead health and safety talking about putting their staff on a course
It's a one day course and it's very pricey, apparently. The course is to teach their staff how to correctly climb a ladder.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:11, archived)
It's a one day course and it's very pricey, apparently. The course is to teach their staff how to correctly climb a ladder.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:11, archived)
afternoon fucksticks
How is your afternoon? I have finished work for the day already...
FOOTBALL!!!
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:09, archived)
How is your afternoon? I have finished work for the day already...
FOOTBALL!!!
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:09, archived)
I found that by tensing my stomach and heavily restricting my breathing I could keep my nuts hanging at exactly the same level, sadly I now have a hiatus hernia and a lung disorder
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:46, archived)
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:46, archived)
Not been this nervous about a Semi
since the missus made me watch Brokeback Mountain
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:28, archived)
since the missus made me watch Brokeback Mountain
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:28, archived)
None of this matters.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:45, archived)
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( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:45, archived)
England were the better side for more than half the game,
I'm pleased they won, honestly never saw any of that coming because I cheered reflexively when they went a goal down.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 22:35, archived)
I'm pleased they won, honestly never saw any of that coming because I cheered reflexively when they went a goal down.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 22:35, archived)
My plan to destroy talk is officially back on schedule!
I just need another 3 or 4 of you to ignore the other 3 or 4 of you.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:15, archived)
I just need another 3 or 4 of you to ignore the other 3 or 4 of you.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:15, archived)
It's like the archbishop of Banterbury
and the Emperor of Wakistan had a baby, and baptised it in liquid LOL
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:53, archived)
and the Emperor of Wakistan had a baby, and baptised it in liquid LOL
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:53, archived)
...whilst the Mayor of Edgbaston stands to one side, wanking for the cup
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:00, archived)
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:00, archived)
I JUST GOT A FACEBOOK 'LIKE' FROM THE DRUMMER OUT OF DODGY
BEAT. THAT.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)
BEAT. THAT.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)
I spent four years of hell living with a singer/musician who went on to join a band which then had a massive international hit
ok
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:31, archived)
ok
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:31, archived)
For several years my kid's mum went out with the fanny who wrote that shit 'I like the way you move' tune
He's set for life on the back of that, the wanker
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:48, archived)
He's set for life on the back of that, the wanker
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:48, archived)
Didn't riverghost once claim to have written a number one hit,
insinuated to be 'Inside' by Stiltskin, despite at the time sleeping on a camp bed in the office of the backpacker's hostel in Earls Court he was "manager" of, Basil Fawlty style? The bullshitting cunt.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)
insinuated to be 'Inside' by Stiltskin, despite at the time sleeping on a camp bed in the office of the backpacker's hostel in Earls Court he was "manager" of, Basil Fawlty style? The bullshitting cunt.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)
This was around the time he claimed to be Dave Grohl's cousin,
the bullshitting cunt.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:41, archived)
the bullshitting cunt.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:41, archived)
That was where it was,
you must have managed to tune it out, congratulations
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 9:23, archived)
you must have managed to tune it out, congratulations
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 9:23, archived)
Really? I must have been too busy making hahahilarious content.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 11:30, archived)
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 11:30, archived)
a former user and friend of my daughter (kk), still around from time to time under other names I think
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:04, archived)
( , Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:04, archived)
Shoving that 'best poster in b3ta history' parody down the japper
Hiya shitter's, u ok hun
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:13, archived)
Hiya shitter's, u ok hun
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:13, archived)
Busy day, Queef's.
Work on the house etc. Hope you are well!
All the best,
Dave
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:20, archived)
Work on the house etc. Hope you are well!
All the best,
Dave
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:20, archived)
ah but one of them was really posted by Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones m8
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:59, archived)
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:59, archived)
My next meetings just been cancelled so might go and teabag a tardigrade
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:24, archived)
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:24, archived)
Hey McQueef how’s it going…
Wait. What the fucking hell you’re not Queefy!!!
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:58, archived)
Wait. What the fucking hell you’re not Queefy!!!
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:58, archived)
We flew Ryanair
It was fine. Just like any other airline. I’ve avoided it for years because that O’Leary guy gave the impression it was fucking horrible but it’s totally normal.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:27, archived)
It was fine. Just like any other airline. I’ve avoided it for years because that O’Leary guy gave the impression it was fucking horrible but it’s totally normal.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:27, archived)
people with an allergy to cockroach spoor dust are also set off by pre-ground staff
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:03, archived)
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:03, archived)
unfortunately his bullshittery is infectious
charging extra for things on the flight that were part of the ticket since flight began like sitting next to someone or having a meal on a long haul flight.
The guy is a cunt and other airlines know they can get away with it too now
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:44, archived)
charging extra for things on the flight that were part of the ticket since flight began like sitting next to someone or having a meal on a long haul flight.
The guy is a cunt and other airlines know they can get away with it too now
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:44, archived)
Like fitting an extra row of seats in, reducing leg room even more.
Hard plastic seats with thin removable "cushions".
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:56, archived)
Hard plastic seats with thin removable "cushions".
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:56, archived)
I dunno
The flight is less than 2 hours so none of the extras are worth paying for. The flight itself was exactly the same as every other short-haul airline I've taken in the last decade.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 10:32, archived)
The flight is less than 2 hours so none of the extras are worth paying for. The flight itself was exactly the same as every other short-haul airline I've taken in the last decade.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 10:32, archived)
But that last part is probably a result of the Ryanairification of all the other cheap and cheap-ish airlines.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:11, archived)
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:11, archived)
If I ever want to take a suitcase or have a drink on a flight
I'll just pay for it, but I generally don't miss either of those options. The befuddling flight-buying process is a fucking nightmare though.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:41, archived)
I'll just pay for it, but I generally don't miss either of those options. The befuddling flight-buying process is a fucking nightmare though.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:41, archived)
I'm flying long-haul next week
and just existing beyond needing to sit somewhere cost me in the region of £240 extra
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:55, archived)
and just existing beyond needing to sit somewhere cost me in the region of £240 extra
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:55, archived)
Oh really? You hadn't mentioned your forthcoming travel plans.
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 12:02, archived)
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 12:02, archived)
fucking hell
pay attention you prick, it's all I've been banging on about for a month
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)
pay attention you prick, it's all I've been banging on about for a month
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)
Our stores system st work only accepts capslock input,
it's a fucking pain in the arse when you log out and then try to log in again and Windows chooses *that* moment to tell you capslock's on /blog
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 21:56, archived)
it's a fucking pain in the arse when you log out and then try to log in again and Windows chooses *that* moment to tell you capslock's on /blog
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 21:56, archived)
why can't i reply to president dr no?
i wanted to say i had a leftover curry wrap for lunch and now i have
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 17:03, archived)
i wanted to say i had a leftover curry wrap for lunch and now i have
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 17:03, archived)
people with an allergy to cockroach spoor dust are also set off by pre-ground coffee
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:43, archived)
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:43, archived)
That's a terrible way to talk about president not-a-doctor, but I'll allow it
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:50, archived)
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:50, archived)
When lava pours out near the sea surface, tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occur
In time, submarine seamounts, or islands, are formed
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:09, archived)
In time, submarine seamounts, or islands, are formed
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:09, archived)
I have just discovered
That a film called antfarm dickhole exists and now I need to watch it
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:26, archived)
That a film called antfarm dickhole exists and now I need to watch it
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:26, archived)
Antfarm Dickhole is the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body. The unwilling host discovers that when bullies attack him, the ants defend their nest.
IT'S A DICKHOLE
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:54, archived)
IT'S A DICKHOLE
( , Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:54, archived)
Well that was a load of old shit eh
What else is a load of old shit eh, you can say coprolites
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:40, archived)
What else is a load of old shit eh, you can say coprolites
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:40, archived)
I'm only part time
So whatever I make comes out of my universal credit
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:07, archived)
So whatever I make comes out of my universal credit
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:07, archived)
can't you ask them to pay the /OT in cash
or refuse the additional hours
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:10, archived)
or refuse the additional hours
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:10, archived)
Definite no to the first one
As for rejecting the overtime, they're still on the "we only want team players" thing and are looking to cut staff
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:34, archived)
As for rejecting the overtime, they're still on the "we only want team players" thing and are looking to cut staff
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:34, archived)
it's not my bag but I respect others' right to enjoy it if they wish
hashtag tolerance
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:10, archived)
hashtag tolerance
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:10, archived)
Amazon £35 spend for free delivery
Looks like I'll have to buy my useless tat from the high street
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:51, archived)
Looks like I'll have to buy my useless tat from the high street
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:51, archived)
Lunch thread!
Chicken salad and crisps for a park munch
And some japper billy for dessert
Might diddle Debbie Mcgee for the lols
You?
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 12:04, archived)
Chicken salad and crisps for a park munch
And some japper billy for dessert
Might diddle Debbie Mcgee for the lols
You?
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 12:04, archived)
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( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 12:23, archived)
Morning comrade
What a lovely day to be alive!
I am about to skip to work, singing all the way and scattering sweets like confetti xxxx
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 7:35, archived)
What a lovely day to be alive!
I am about to skip to work, singing all the way and scattering sweets like confetti xxxx
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 7:35, archived)
Ello
Meant to be going home today but there’s a traffic controller strike in France.
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:12, archived)
Meant to be going home today but there’s a traffic controller strike in France.
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:12, archived)
Flight showing okay at mo
But we have travel insurance if it’s cancelled.
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:18, archived)
But we have travel insurance if it’s cancelled.
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:18, archived)
My baguette is splendidly large
So no striking here
Although I do support the junior docs up to a point
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:14, archived)
So no striking here
Although I do support the junior docs up to a point
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:14, archived)
the french are better at pay negotiation than us
"up to 350,000 people are expected to transit through both airports during the Olympics, according to Le Monde.
Thousands of athletes will begin arriving in the Olympic Village from July 18.
Unions representing workers across the public sector in France have demanded increased pay for having to work through the Games, which last until August 11.
Pay demands have been made by police, air traffic controllers, rubbish collectors, central government employees and train drivers. "
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:46, archived)
"up to 350,000 people are expected to transit through both airports during the Olympics, according to Le Monde.
Thousands of athletes will begin arriving in the Olympic Village from July 18.
Unions representing workers across the public sector in France have demanded increased pay for having to work through the Games, which last until August 11.
Pay demands have been made by police, air traffic controllers, rubbish collectors, central government employees and train drivers. "
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:46, archived)
Of course they're good at it
Their ancestors guillotined the rich
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:32, archived)
Their ancestors guillotined the rich
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:32, archived)
I've never understood how they had a revolution to get rid of their monarchy and aristocracy,
and within about five minutes were being ruled by a guy who looked like this:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Francois_Gerard_-_Napoleon_Ier_en_costume_du_Sacre.jpg
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:46, archived)
and within about five minutes were being ruled by a guy who looked like this:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Francois_Gerard_-_Napoleon_Ier_en_costume_du_Sacre.jpg
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:46, archived)
It's like a bicycle with three wheels
but that's not important right now.
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:55, archived)
but that's not important right now.
( , Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:55, archived)
Covered in mosquito bites
And hot. But apart from that very good.
( , Mon 8 Jul 2024, 18:06, archived)
And hot. But apart from that very good.
( , Mon 8 Jul 2024, 18:06, archived)
there's a species of jumping spider that preys on mosquitos, i think maybe only on mosquitos
but here's the kicker, they only (or mostly only) go for the mosquot when it's full of blood, and as far as i recall specifially human blood. more nutrition. they jump and catch them out of the air.
they can tell if the the mosquot is full of blood by the resonance of the wing beats or some shit i dunno. isn't animal nature mental or summink
( , Mon 8 Jul 2024, 20:10, archived)
but here's the kicker, they only (or mostly only) go for the mosquot when it's full of blood, and as far as i recall specifially human blood. more nutrition. they jump and catch them out of the air.
they can tell if the the mosquot is full of blood by the resonance of the wing beats or some shit i dunno. isn't animal nature mental or summink
( , Mon 8 Jul 2024, 20:10, archived)
i?
A GAY SPAZ WHO LOVES IT UP THE BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
( , Mon 8 Jul 2024, 22:02, archived)
Q. What unexciting but decent-value Far Eastern car was recently elected Prime Minister of the UK?
Sir KIA Starmer!!!
( , Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:10, archived)
Sir KIA Starmer!!!
( , Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:10, archived)
Apparently Russell Brand is writing a biography of his personal chef
( , Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:17, archived)
( , Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:17, archived)
Sorry, I'd managed to wipe the existence of that book from my memory.
Thanks for giving me it back.
( , Mon 8 Jul 2024, 15:50, archived)
Thanks for giving me it back.
( , Mon 8 Jul 2024, 15:50, archived)
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