How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 9:57,
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Interesting. Do you think this is optimal?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 10:26,
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You think using big words makes me feel stupid do you?Well it DOESN'T.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 11:52,
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word of the day: sessilealt: thigmotropism
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 11:57,
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You can't make me learn.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:05,
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i'll bury you so deep in useless verbiage you won't know which way to dig(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:33,
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Phenyldihydrochloride benzelex. Street: 've Embalmer.'
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:09,
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Shelley DuvallovernowYES YES IN YOUR FACE HEDGY HAHAHA also, deeply respectful commiserations to those she leaves behind.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:12,
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Meaty oligarch frenzy at Heathrow Arrivals(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:19,
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I'm sorry, but I can't provide a pun that involves death or any sensitive topics. If you have any other requests or questions, feel free to ask!
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:56,
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amateurSure thing, Johnny Nomates! How about this for the fake obituary headline:
"Farewell, Shelved Duvall: A Life's Volume Closed Too Soon"
This pun plays on "Shelley" sounding like "shelved" and "duvall" as "the volume," implying the closing of a book (or life).
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I may have told some lies in the acquisition of this... whatever this is
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:49,
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well really *something about priorities*
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 1:33,
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Hullo knobtit's, QR hereTonight is my 'Friday night' so I'm off up West for a slap-up Thai dinner. And you, most likely, aren't.
Un-fucking-lucky
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:33,
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I pulled two Thai girls, models stunning. Got them in the cab to the hotel, I thought I'd won the lottery. Did in away had 6 matching balls .(
mongychops, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:07,
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west end, new oxford st to be precise(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:05,
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The Knobbit, or Hair and Gash Again.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:56,
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There’s nothing more excruciating than trying to talk to someone who isn’t interested. And I should know, says Adrian Chilesin a sudden devastating flash of self-awareness
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:46,
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He was walking Matthew 'Matt the Hat' Priest in a dog costume, on a leash?(, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:48, archived)
He used to manage my friend's band(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:20,
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I once saw a dead horse, beat that (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:55,
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Just finished my basic life support and fire safety training.We went outside to start some fires in the car park and got attacked by a swarm of bees.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:26,
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Getting your moneys worth out of the training then(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:36,
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Overhead health and safety talking about putting their staff on a course It's a one day course and it's very pricey, apparently. The course is to teach their staff how to correctly climb a ladder.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:11,
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afternoon fucksticksHow is your afternoon? I have finished work for the day already...
FOOTBALL!!!
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I found that by tensing my stomach and heavily restricting my breathing I could keep my nuts hanging at exactly the same level, sadly I now have a hiatus hernia and a lung disorder(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:46,
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but perfectly aligned nutsLife's all about choices
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:47,
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Not been this nervous about a Semi since the missus made me watch Brokeback Mountain
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None of this matters.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:45,
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England were the better side for more than half the game,I'm pleased they won, honestly never saw any of that coming because I cheered reflexively when they went a goal down.
(, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 22:35, archived)
My plan to destroy talk is officially back on schedule!I just need another 3 or 4 of you to ignore the other 3 or 4 of you.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:15,
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shove three ladyboys up your arse and call yourself Susan (
MiseryCunt, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:44,
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It's like the archbishop of Banterbury and the Emperor of Wakistan had a baby, and baptised it in liquid LOL
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:53,
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...whilst the Mayor of Edgbaston stands to one side, wanking for the cup(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:00,
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As in, it's something every young man should have(
Two Hats π©π©, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:05,
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I JUST GOT A FACEBOOK 'LIKE' FROM THE DRUMMER OUT OF DODGYBEAT. THAT.
(, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)
I spent four years of hell living with a singer/musician who went on to join a band which then had a massive international hitok
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:31,
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no, it's not like anyone would believe me anyway(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:34,
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For several years my kid's mum went out with the fanny who wrote that shit 'I like the way you move' tune He's set for life on the back of that, the wanker
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:48,
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yeah my ex seems in pretty good shape(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:51,
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Didn't riverghost once claim to have written a number one hit,insinuated to be 'Inside' by Stiltskin, despite at the time sleeping on a camp bed in the office of the backpacker's hostel in Earls Court he was "manager" of, Basil Fawlty style? The bullshitting cunt.
(, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)
This was around the time he claimed to be Dave Grohl's cousin, the bullshitting cunt.
(, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:41, archived)
I missed out on the Riverghost stuff, too busy on /bored(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 22:44,
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That was where it was,you must have managed to tune it out, congratulations
(, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 9:23, archived)
Really? I must have been too busy making hahahilarious content.(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 11:30,
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a former user and friend of my daughter (kk), still around from time to time under other names I think (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:04,
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Hmm that could cause havoc with my new Samsung smart ring(
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:20,
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Shoving that 'best poster in b3ta history' parody down the japperHiya shitter's, u ok hun
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:13,
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Busy day, Queef's.Work on the house etc. Hope you are well!
All the best,
Dave
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:20,
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Hi Trouse, I'm being made a partner at workhow about THAT
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:56,
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you can't say that on here m8kids read this site
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:31,
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smegging smeggy smeg and stick milk on it/ac
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:57,
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Two in a row, bit unfriendly(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:44,
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ah but one of them was really posted by Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones m8(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:59,
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Hullo the Internet, Queef hereAnyone fisting a ferret today?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 12:43,
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Ever considered crapping on a cock of the rock?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:17,
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My next meetings just been cancelled so might go and teabag a tardigrade(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:24,
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Might spatchcock a spaniel (
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:28,
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No They're bitey little bastards
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:29,
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Hey McQueef how’s it going…Wait. What the fucking hell youβre not Queefy!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:58,
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It's not proof, but it is conclusive(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:43,
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YesAnyone painting themselves orange this evening?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:25,
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Splendid!What shade? Give Pantone or HTML codes.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:50,
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We flew RyanairIt was fine. Just like any other airline. Iβve avoided it for years because that OβLeary guy gave the impression it was fucking horrible but itβs totally normal.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:27,
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He fucked Leeds United though so it's ok(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:40,
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What, all of them?Exhausting.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:50,
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people with an allergy to cockroach spoor dust are also set off by pre-ground staff(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:03,
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unfortunately his bullshittery is infectiouscharging extra for things on the flight that were part of the ticket since flight began like sitting next to someone or having a meal on a long haul flight.
The guy is a cunt and other airlines know they can get away with it too now
(, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:44, archived)
Like fitting an extra row of seats in, reducing leg room even more.Hard plastic seats with thin removable "cushions".
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:56,
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I dunnoThe flight is less than 2 hours so none of the extras are worth paying for. The flight itself was exactly the same as every other short-haul airline I've taken in the last decade.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 10:32,
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But that last part is probably a result of the Ryanairification of all the other cheap and cheap-ish airlines.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:11,
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If I ever want to take a suitcase or have a drink on a flightI'll just pay for it, but I generally don't miss either of those options. The befuddling flight-buying process is a fucking nightmare though.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:41,
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I'm flying long-haul next weekand just existing beyond needing to sit somewhere cost me in the region of Β£240 extra
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He's taking the dirt road to Suckham(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:14,
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That's one of the best ways to Suckham(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:55,
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fucking hellpay attention you prick, it's all I've been banging on about for a month
(, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)
It is fucking horrible, and so is O'Leary.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:53,
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SHIT I LEFT the capslock on, too late to fix it now.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 20:17,
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Our stores system st work only accepts capslock input,it's a fucking pain in the arse when you log out and then try to log in again and Windows chooses *that* moment to tell you capslock's on /blog
(, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 21:56, archived)
Dickhole (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 20:44,
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 23:21,
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why can't i reply to president dr no?i wanted to say i had a leftover curry wrap for lunch and now i have
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MiseryCunt, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 17:03,
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people with an allergy to cockroach spoor dust are also set off by pre-ground coffee(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:43,
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That's a terrible way to talk about president not-a-doctor, but I'll allow it(, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:50, archived)
When lava pours out near the sea surface, tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occurIn time, submarine seamounts, or islands, are formed
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, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:09,
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I have just discovered That a film called antfarm dickhole exists and now I need to watch it
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:26,
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Antfarm? In my dickhole? It's more likely than you think
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:47,
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Antfarm Dickhole is the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body. The unwilling host discovers that when bullies attack him, the ants defend their nest.IT'S A DICKHOLE
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:54,
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Well that was a load of old shit ehWhat else is a load of old shit eh, you can say coprolites
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:40,
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Work I'm on overtime again Thursday and Friday
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:48,
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I'm only part time So whatever I make comes out of my universal credit
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:07,
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can't you ask them to pay the /OT in cashor refuse the additional hours
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:10,
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Definite no to the first one As for rejecting the overtime, they're still on the "we only want team players" thing and are looking to cut staff
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:34,
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too right, fucking bollocks is what it is(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 15:06,
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there's a U in cuntI'm just saying
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:05,
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Follow through farts(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 15:45,
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Let me show you Pfffrttttsquelch
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:39,
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it's not my bag but I respect others' right to enjoy it if they wishhashtag tolerance
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:10,
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what's six inches long and starts with a P?(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:23,
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Amazon £35 spend for free delivery Looks like I'll have to buy my useless tat from the high street
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:51,
archived)
Lunch thread!Chicken salad and crisps for a park munch
And some japper billy for dessert
Might diddle Debbie Mcgee for the lols
You?
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 12:23,
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Only tried that once Not a fan of spinach
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:05,
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Just some old shite.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 12:41,
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Sandwich and a can of diet coke (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:06,
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My guts are still painfuland I think this is week 3.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 17:43,
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m to the o to the r to the n to the i to the n to the g(
MiseryCunt, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 6:27,
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Morning comradeWhat a lovely day to be alive!
I am about to skip to work, singing all the way and scattering sweets like confetti xxxx
(, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 7:35, archived)
ElloMeant to be going home today but thereβs a traffic controller strike in France.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:12,
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Flight showing okay at moBut we have travel insurance if itβs cancelled.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:18,
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someone got a too-small baguette 300km awayEVERYONE OUT
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:38,
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My baguette is splendidly largeSo no striking here
Although I do support the junior docs up to a point
(, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:14, archived)
the french are better at pay negotiation than us"up to 350,000 people are expected to transit through both airports during the Olympics, according to Le Monde.
Thousands of athletes will begin arriving in the Olympic Village from July 18.
Unions representing workers across the public sector in France have demanded increased pay for having to work through the Games, which last until August 11.
Pay demands have been made by police, air traffic controllers, rubbish collectors, central government employees and train drivers. "
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Of course they're good at it Their ancestors guillotined the rich
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:32,
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I've never understood how they had a revolution to get rid of their monarchy and aristocracy, and within about five minutes were being ruled by a guy who looked like this:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Francois_Gerard_-_Napoleon_Ier_en_costume_du_Sacre.jpg
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:46,
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Yeah He looks a right cunt
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:28,
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It's like a bicycle with three wheelsbut that's not important right now.
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:32,
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All your opinions are wrong.HAHA.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 22:08,
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ah butb3ta.com/talk/8417748
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 23:05,
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Covered in mosquito bitesAnd hot. But apart from that very good.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 18:06,
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Deet is your friend, unless you worry about cancer too much. (
mongychops, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 19:11,
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there's a species of jumping spider that preys on mosquitos, i think maybe only on mosquitosbut here's the kicker, they only (or mostly only) go for the mosquot when it's full of blood, and as far as i recall specifially human blood. more nutrition. they jump and catch them out of the air.
they can tell if the the mosquot is full of blood by the resonance of the wing beats or some shit i dunno. isn't animal nature mental or summink
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MiseryCunt, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 20:10,
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i?
A GAY SPAZ WHO LOVES IT UP THE BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jul 2024, 22:02,
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I'm m'ludding your mum up the bum-bum as we speak.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jul 2024, 22:39,
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Q. What unexciting but decent-value Far Eastern car was recently elected Prime Minister of the UK?Sir KIA Starmer!!!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:10,
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I'm Sorry You've Written A Joke(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:14,
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Make up a joke, then apologize for being born(
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(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:16,
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Apparently Russell Brand is writing a biography of his personal chef(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:17,
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MY COOKY BOOK YOU FUCKING AWKWARD CUNTS(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 15:46,
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Sorry, I'd managed to wipe the existence of that book from my memory.Thanks for giving me it back.
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