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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Jul 2024, 7:58, archived)
aye go on then

(piss and shit, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 9:25, archived)
How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 9:57, archived)
47

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Jul 2024, 10:00, archived)
Interesting. Do you think this is optimal?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 10:26, archived)
or optimum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:37, archived)
he didn't ask you

(piss and shit, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:13, archived)
depends how big they are

(piss and shit, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:13, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 9:28, archived)
friday?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 9:52, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 9:58, archived)
Fuck yeah

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 10:04, archived)
You think using big words makes me feel stupid do you?
Well it DOESN'T.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 11:52, archived)
word of the day: sessile
alt: thigmotropism
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 11:57, archived)
You can't make me learn.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:05, archived)
i'll bury you so deep in useless verbiage you won't know which way to dig

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:33, archived)
Phenyldihydrochloride benzelex.
Street: 've Embalmer.'
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:09, archived)
^ Hyperbariatric

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:04, archived)
Shelley Duvallovernow
YES YES IN YOUR FACE HEDGY HAHAHA also, deeply respectful commiserations to those she leaves behind.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:12, archived)
Meaty oligarch frenzy at Heathrow Arrivals

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:19, archived)
initially

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:20, archived)
my really homosexual old red rooster is blind, like Elvis

(piss and shit, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:13, archived)
Alright, Mark E. Smith.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:55, archived)
ames isn't even close
rubbish effort
(piss and shit, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 21:55, archived)
*screams*
I don't think she was acting much
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:39, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:43, archived)
You stupid fucking stupid fucking shining cunt

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:46, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:09, archived)
Go doll yourself up for me first
*smooch*
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:01, archived)
Yeah you

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)
No thanks.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:40, archived)
Yeah, you?

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:43, archived)
Lord ButtHURT more like

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:50, archived)
Low hanging fruit mate

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:11, archived)
The best kind.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:12, archived)
Bestest

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:02, archived)

I'm sorry, but I can't provide a pun that involves death or any sensitive topics. If you have any other requests or questions, feel free to ask!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:56, archived)
amateur

Sure thing, Johnny Nomates! How about this for the fake obituary headline:
"Farewell, Shelved Duvall: A Life's Volume Closed Too Soon"
This pun plays on "Shelley" sounding like "shelved" and "duvall" as "the volume," implying the closing of a book (or life).
.
I may have told some lies in the acquisition of this... whatever this is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:49, archived)
Shelled Duvall

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:31, archived)
Sorry I'm late, we had a house guest.
Shelley DIEvall
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 21:46, archived)
well really
*something about priorities*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 1:33, archived)
Hullo knobtit's, QR here
Tonight is my 'Friday night' so I'm off up West for a slap-up Thai dinner. And you, most likely, aren't.

Un-fucking-lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:33, archived)
I’m going to slap a Thai diner

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:51, archived)
I pulled two Thai girls, models stunning. Got them in the cab to the hotel, I thought I'd won the lottery. Did in away had 6 matching balls .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:07, archived)
Nice, not been up there for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:10, archived)
+ Nice, not been up there for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:18, archived)
Cheers Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:19, archived)
Up west Chelsea or up west end?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:04, archived)
west end, new oxford st to be precise

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:05, archived)
The Knobbit, or Hair and Gash Again.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:56, archived)
The Sybianmarillion

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 21:21, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:13, archived)
Big dribbling pisswhistles

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:38, archived)
on the, forty five

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:32, archived)
There’s nothing more excruciating than trying to talk to someone who isn’t interested. And I should know, says Adrian Chiles
in a sudden devastating flash of self-awareness
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:46, archived)
I'm waiting for my first ever hat trick

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bZaQZmRSh0
(piss and shit, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:09, archived)
very good

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:02, archived)
I met his dog last year, beat that.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:47, archived)
dogging?

(piss and shit, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:07, archived)
Pretty much, yeah

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:10, archived)
I'm not sure you're supposed to fuck actual dogs

(piss and shit, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:11, archived)
Oh!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:21, archived)
He was walking Matthew 'Matt the Hat' Priest in a dog costume, on a leash?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:48, archived)
Yeah

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:18, archived)
He used to manage my friend's band

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:20, archived)
funny name for a dog

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:33, archived)
I once saw a dead horse, beat that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:55, archived)
Just finished my basic life support and fire safety training.
We went outside to start some fires in the car park and got attacked by a swarm of bees.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:26, archived)
Getting your moneys worth out of the training then

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:36, archived)
Overhead health and safety talking about putting their staff on a course
It's a one day course and it's very pricey, apparently. The course is to teach their staff how to correctly climb a ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:11, archived)
It's easy to get it rung

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:01, archived)
afternoon fucksticks
How is your afternoon? I have finished work for the day already...

FOOTBALL!!!
(Spaniardo, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:09, archived)
fuck of brbou

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:41, archived)
-have finished work for the day already... FOOT
+am a

+ BAG
(piss and shit, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:42, archived)
I found that by tensing my stomach and heavily restricting my breathing I could keep my nuts hanging at exactly the same level, sadly I now have a hiatus hernia and a lung disorder

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:46, archived)
but perfectly aligned nuts
Life's all about choices
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:47, archived)
Go fuck yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:48, archived)
-f

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:51, archived)
go uck yourself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:53, archived)
yoursel

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:57, archived)
^ scottish

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 13:58, archived)
Dumries

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:46, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 7:02, archived)
morning /talk post number 8417962

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 7:44, archived)
Hiyas xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 9:00, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 9:56, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 9:57, archived)
Morning popular poster

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 11:04, archived)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 11:05, archived)
Bit rude really

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 11:42, archived)
katy perry's tits

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Jul 2024, 12:35, archived)
COME ON NETHERLANDS!!

(sticklebricks, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:22, archived)
Not been this nervous about a Semi
since the missus made me watch Brokeback Mountain
(Planearm, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:28, archived)
i'm not watching because football is pants

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 21:32, archived)
Been there done that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:31, archived)
dirty boy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 21:21, archived)
None of this matters.



                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                         
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:45, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 21:56, archived)
England were the better side for more than half the game,
I'm pleased they won, honestly never saw any of that coming because I cheered reflexively when they went a goal down.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 22:35, archived)
My plan to destroy talk is officially back on schedule!
I just need another 3 or 4 of you to ignore the other 3 or 4 of you.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:15, archived)
Who said that?
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 18:53, archived)
shove three ladyboys up your arse and call yourself Susan

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:44, archived)
Way ahead of you m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:49, archived)
It's like the archbishop of Banterbury
and the Emperor of Wakistan had a baby, and baptised it in liquid LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:53, archived)
...whilst the Mayor of Edgbaston stands to one side, wanking for the cup

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:00, archived)
👆

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:08, archived)
it's only a hobby

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:19, archived)
So's you're mum's face m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:05, archived)
As in, it's something every young man should have

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:05, archived)
Only three? Amateur

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:58, archived)
shredded wheat lols

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:21, archived)
I JUST GOT A FACEBOOK 'LIKE' FROM THE DRUMMER OUT OF DODGY
BEAT. THAT.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)
Is it July 2023 again?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:14, archived)
Oh yeah, weird.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 18:14, archived)
I'm not on Facebook m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:14, archived)
I spent four years of hell living with a singer/musician who went on to join a band which then had a massive international hit
ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:31, archived)
What was the hit?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:32, archived)
agadoo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:34, archived)
shake pie napple

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:34, archived)
no, it's not like anyone would believe me anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:34, archived)
For several years my kid's mum went out with the fanny who wrote that shit 'I like the way you move' tune
He's set for life on the back of that, the wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:48, archived)
yeah my ex seems in pretty good shape

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:51, archived)
That was me m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:56, archived)
alright Dylan you rapist

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:10, archived)
Hiya

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:49, archived)
Didn't riverghost once claim to have written a number one hit,
insinuated to be 'Inside' by Stiltskin, despite at the time sleeping on a camp bed in the office of the backpacker's hostel in Earls Court he was "manager" of, Basil Fawlty style? The bullshitting cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)
This was around the time he claimed to be Dave Grohl's cousin,
the bullshitting cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:41, archived)
Weird flex but ok

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:49, archived)
no that was Duran Duran

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 22:10, archived)
I missed out on the Riverghost stuff, too busy on /bored

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 22:44, archived)
That was where it was,
you must have managed to tune it out, congratulations
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 9:23, archived)
isketch anyone?

(piss and shit, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 10:32, archived)
ISKETCH
ISKETCH ISKETCH ISKETCH ISKETCH
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 12:56, archived)
Really? I must have been too busy making hahahilarious content.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 11:30, archived)
who the fuck is ClanSoul?

(piss and shit, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:12, archived)
a former user and friend of my daughter (kk), still around from time to time under other names I think

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:04, archived)
Hmm that could cause havoc with my new Samsung smart ring

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:20, archived)
as long as they pre-pay on the app

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:20, archived)
Shoving that 'best poster in b3ta history' parody down the japper
Hiya shitter's, u ok hun
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:13, archived)
Busy day, Queef's.
Work on the house etc. Hope you are well!

All the best,
Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:20, archived)
Hi Trouse, I'm being made a partner at work
how about THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:56, archived)
Top Man.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:10, archived)
No, Burtons

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:23, archived)
Clock House at C&A, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:31, archived)
FARTner more like
chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:23, archived)
you can't say that on here m8
kids read this site
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:31, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:25, archived)
smegging smeggy smeg and stick milk on it
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:57, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:43, archived)
Two in a row, bit unfriendly

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:44, archived)
ah but one of them was really posted by Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:59, archived)
twisting my melon, man

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:26, archived)
Hullo the Internet, Queef here
Anyone fisting a ferret today?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 12:43, archived)
Yeah me. Might piss on a platypus as well.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:15, archived)
Ever considered crapping on a cock of the rock?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:17, archived)

No, but I might cuck a cormorant.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:18, archived)
Why not jack on a jackal

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:19, archived)
Might jack off a jackal

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:22, archived)
Toss off a tapir

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:25, archived)
Frederick Forsyzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:37, archived)
My next meetings just been cancelled so might go and teabag a tardigrade

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:24, archived)
IN SPACE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:38, archived)
Might spatchcock a spaniel

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:28, archived)
Well yeah durr

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:39, archived)
FINALLY someone talking sense

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:14, archived)
No
They're bitey little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:29, archived)
SIR I AM NOT A MONEY THIEF

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:42, archived)
No, it's weird

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:58, archived)
Hey McQueef how’s it going…
Wait. What the fucking hell you’re not Queefy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:58, archived)
Look again, he says it is

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:00, archived)

So he did
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:28, archived)
It's not proof, but it is conclusive

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:43, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 6:38, archived)
morning beepeedoopeewoopeedee

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 7:00, archived)
morning everybody

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 7:22, archived)
Bit early for that kind of language

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 7:57, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:39, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:10, archived)
Yes
Anyone painting themselves orange this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:25, archived)
I am, yes.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:25, archived)
Splendid!
What shade? Give Pantone or HTML codes.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:50, archived)
#bollox

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:25, archived)
#ffuck1ngstup1dfuck1ngcunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:56, archived)
We flew Ryanair
It was fine. Just like any other airline. I’ve avoided it for years because that O’Leary guy gave the impression it was fucking horrible but it’s totally normal.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:27, archived)
OK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:28, archived)
He fucked Leeds United though so it's ok

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:40, archived)
What, all of them?
Exhausting.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:50, archived)
and the supporters club and groundstaff

(piss and shit, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:55, archived)
And the tea lady

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:56, archived)
people with an allergy to cockroach spoor dust are also set off by pre-ground staff

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:03, archived)
unfortunately his bullshittery is infectious
charging extra for things on the flight that were part of the ticket since flight began like sitting next to someone or having a meal on a long haul flight.

The guy is a cunt and other airlines know they can get away with it too now
(piss and shit, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:44, archived)
They are cunts too

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:52, archived)
Like fitting an extra row of seats in, reducing leg room even more.
Hard plastic seats with thin removable "cushions".
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:56, archived)
I dunno
The flight is less than 2 hours so none of the extras are worth paying for. The flight itself was exactly the same as every other short-haul airline I've taken in the last decade.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 10:32, archived)
But that last part is probably a result of the Ryanairification of all the other cheap and cheap-ish airlines.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:11, archived)
If I ever want to take a suitcase or have a drink on a flight
I'll just pay for it, but I generally don't miss either of those options. The befuddling flight-buying process is a fucking nightmare though.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:41, archived)
I'm flying long-haul next week
and just existing beyond needing to sit somewhere cost me in the region of £240 extra
(piss and shit, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:55, archived)
Oh really? You hadn't mentioned your forthcoming travel plans.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 12:02, archived)
He's taking the dirt road to Suckham

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:14, archived)
That's one of the best ways to Suckham

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:55, archived)
fucking hell
pay attention you prick, it's all I've been banging on about for a month
(piss and shit, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)
TWTJ, you miserable fuckstain

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:49, archived)
you're not very good at this are you?

(piss and shit, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 18:47, archived)
It is fucking horrible, and so is O'Leary.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:53, archived)
This explains why he's always in a bad mood on here.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:41, archived)
Poor old Dermot :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 12:02, archived)
He's a cunt too

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:14, archived)
Right now Kofi, all I can think of is 'oceanic'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:33, archived)
Morning comrade
Fancy a nice cuppa and a biscuit?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:14, archived)
Bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:54, archived)
Fr3sh ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:59, archived)
No thanks, I've just eaten.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jul 2024, 20:12, archived)
bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 7:05, archived)
DON'T MIND IF I DO.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 20:16, archived)
SHIT I LEFT the capslock on, too late to fix it now.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 20:17, archived)
Our stores system st work only accepts capslock input,
it's a fucking pain in the arse when you log out and then try to log in again and Windows chooses *that* moment to tell you capslock's on /blog
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 21:56, archived)
Dickhole

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 20:44, archived)
Futtocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 21:17, archived)
Bₒₗₗ₀cₖ$

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 23:21, archived)
why can't i reply to president dr no?
i wanted to say i had a leftover curry wrap for lunch and now i have
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 17:03, archived)
oh god i am a total idiot

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 17:05, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 17:31, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 17:48, archived)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:07, archived)
Nollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:35, archived)
Yes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Jul 2024, 17:54, archived)
people with an allergy to cockroach spoor dust are also set off by pre-ground coffee

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:43, archived)
That's a terrible way to talk about president not-a-doctor, but I'll allow it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:50, archived)
When lava pours out near the sea surface, tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occur
In time, submarine seamounts, or islands, are formed
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:09, archived)
Orange!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Jul 2024, 20:01, archived)
I have just discovered
That a film called antfarm dickhole exists and now I need to watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:26, archived)
Antfarm? In my dickhole?
It's more likely than you think
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:47, archived)
2nd search result
archive.org/details/antfarmdickholedvd9
(piss and shit, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:46, archived)
Antfarm Dickhole is the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body. The unwilling host discovers that when bullies attack him, the ants defend their nest.
IT'S A DICKHOLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:54, archived)
-w +c

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:47, archived)
teegege

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 21:19, archived)
Well that was a load of old shit eh
What else is a load of old shit eh, you can say coprolites
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:40, archived)
Work
I'm on overtime again Thursday and Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:48, archived)
think of the cash

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 15:50, archived)
I'm only part time
So whatever I make comes out of my universal credit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:07, archived)
can't you ask them to pay the /OT in cash
or refuse the additional hours
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:10, archived)
Definite no to the first one
As for rejecting the overtime, they're still on the "we only want team players" thing and are looking to cut staff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 18:34, archived)
This july

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:54, archived)
too right, fucking bollocks is what it is

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 15:06, archived)
Everything that I post on here.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Jul 2024, 15:17, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8417788
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 15:50, archived)
bollocs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Jul 2024, 15:53, archived)
there's a U in cunt
I'm just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:05, archived)
i wish u were in mine

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:59, archived)
Uranus
lol
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 15:40, archived)
no way lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 15:50, archived)
Follow through farts

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 15:45, archived)
don't I know it pal

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 15:50, archived)
Let me show you
Pfffrttttsquelch
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:39, archived)
see it, smell it, shart it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:57, archived)
Camp bells

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 15:55, archived)
doo dah, doo dah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:06, archived)
gerrim walkin

(piss and shit, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:09, archived)
my helmit, from which I done a spunk

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:02, archived)
imagine, right

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:07, archived)
YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNT

(sticklebricks, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:25, archived)
The football.
All of it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:03, archived)
it's not my bag but I respect others' right to enjoy it if they wish
hashtag tolerance
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:10, archived)

lol
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:57, archived)
poo and bit of wee

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:21, archived)
what's six inches long and starts with a P?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:23, archived)
A JOABBEH!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:24, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 16:28, archived)
Amazon £35 spend for free delivery
Looks like I'll have to buy my useless tat from the high street
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 19:51, archived)
Lunch thread!
Chicken salad and crisps for a park munch
And some japper billy for dessert
Might diddle Debbie Mcgee for the lols
You?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 12:04, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 12:23, archived)
A+

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 13:48, archived)
what a joyous thing!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:29, archived)
-eapo +wa

(piss and shit, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 12:23, archived)
spanakopita

not spina bifida lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 12:37, archived)
Only tried that once
Not a fan of spinach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:05, archived)
Just some old shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 12:41, archived)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 12:49, archived)
Wubba lubba dub dub

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Jul 2024, 13:04, archived)
Sandwich and a can of diet coke

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:06, archived)
i had a leftover curry wrap. it was delish

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 17:02, archived)
i had a leftover curry wrap. it was delish.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 17:03, archived)
My guts are still painful
and I think this is week 3.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 17:43, archived)
m to the o to the r to the n to the i to the n to the g

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 6:27, archived)
Morning comrade
What a lovely day to be alive!
I am about to skip to work, singing all the way and scattering sweets like confetti xxxx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 7:35, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Jul 2024, 7:43, archived)
Ello
Meant to be going home today but there’s a traffic controller strike in France.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:12, archived)
Flight showing okay at mo
But we have travel insurance if it’s cancelled.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:18, archived)
What is the strike about?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:36, archived)
someone got a too-small baguette 300km away
EVERYONE OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:38, archived)
My baguette is splendidly large
So no striking here
Although I do support the junior docs up to a point
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:14, archived)
Cheeky Bernie!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:30, archived)
STRIKE ABOUT FROM MY BINS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:41, archived)
I'm going to guess at pay and or working conditions

(piss and shit, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:43, archived)
the french are better at pay negotiation than us
"up to 350,000 people are expected to transit through both airports during the Olympics, according to Le Monde.

Thousands of athletes will begin arriving in the Olympic Village from July 18.

Unions representing workers across the public sector in France have demanded increased pay for having to work through the Games, which last until August 11.

Pay demands have been made by police, air traffic controllers, rubbish collectors, central government employees and train drivers. "
(piss and shit, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:46, archived)
Of course they're good at it
Their ancestors guillotined the rich
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:32, archived)
I've never understood how they had a revolution to get rid of their monarchy and aristocracy,
and within about five minutes were being ruled by a guy who looked like this:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Francois_Gerard_-_Napoleon_Ier_en_costume_du_Sacre.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:46, archived)
Yeah
He looks a right cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 14:28, archived)
It's like a bicycle with three wheels
but that's not important right now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 8:55, archived)
A tricycle?
Hth
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:16, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:31, archived)
your answer is better than mine

(piss and shit, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:27, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 9:32, archived)
All your opinions are wrong.
HAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 22:08, archived)
I don't think that's right

(piss and shit, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 22:18, archived)
ah but
b3ta.com/talk/8417748
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 23:05, archived)

s
wr BEL
+TO US
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jul 2024, 23:20, archived)
I think you're correct

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 23:25, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 8 Jul 2024, 17:28, archived)
hello popular forum poster beepeedee

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 17:43, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 8 Jul 2024, 18:19, archived)
pissoff

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 19:03, archived)
-f

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 20:55, archived)
what would i be without you?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 21:33, archived)
MiseryCnt
i spose
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 21:34, archived)
Covered in mosquito bites
And hot. But apart from that very good.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 18:06, archived)
mosquitos love me
i hate them
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 18:11, archived)
Deet is your friend, unless you worry about cancer too much.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 19:11, archived)
you serious?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 19:47, archived)
As deet is at killing everything

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 19:58, archived)
there's a species of jumping spider that preys on mosquitos, i think maybe only on mosquitos
but here's the kicker, they only (or mostly only) go for the mosquot when it's full of blood, and as far as i recall specifially human blood. more nutrition. they jump and catch them out of the air.

they can tell if the the mosquot is full of blood by the resonance of the wing beats or some shit i dunno. isn't animal nature mental or summink
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 20:10, archived)
Nobody's reading all that shit you type

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 8 Jul 2024, 20:28, archived)
that's ok it was cathartic

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 20:40, archived)

t was cathar 'm a massive spas
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jul 2024, 21:09, archived)
i know you are you said you are but what am i?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 21:34, archived)

know you are you said you are but what

i?

A GAY SPAZ WHO LOVES IT UP THE BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jul 2024, 22:02, archived)
The case rests, m'lud.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jul 2024, 22:02, archived)
you can't m'lud yourself
that's criminal
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 22:06, archived)
I'm m'ludding your mum up the bum-bum as we speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jul 2024, 22:39, archived)
Q. What unexciting but decent-value Far Eastern car was recently elected Prime Minister of the UK?
Sir KIA Starmer!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:10, archived)
I'm Sorry You've Written A Joke

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:14, archived)
Make up a joke, then apologize for being born

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:16, archived)
Apparently Russell Brand is writing a biography of his personal chef

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:17, archived)
Russell Brand is a grifting nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:25, archived)
Your punchlines need work

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:32, archived)
Russell Brand needs a punching

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:51, archived)
MY COOKY BOOK YOU FUCKING AWKWARD CUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 15:46, archived)
Sorry, I'd managed to wipe the existence of that book from my memory.
Thanks for giving me it back.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 15:50, archived)
parklife!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 17:38, archived)
Replacing the Nishan Sunnyk!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:18, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:22, archived)
It's a sickness

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:32, archived)

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