Fucking hell.
I just had a stressful experience that I shan't bore you with.
Have you recently had a stressful experience that you shan't bore us with?
Share no details about it here.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:38, archived)
I just had a stressful experience that I shan't bore you with.
Have you recently had a stressful experience that you shan't bore us with?
Share no details about it here.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:38, archived)
I reckon you only came out of hiding to see the candles!
Watchin' you!
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:58, archived)
Watchin' you!
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:58, archived)
I came back because reddit, Twitter, BlueSky, Facebook, 4chan and Mumsnet are all shit.
So is /talk, but at least itโs a familiar shit.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 17:12, archived)
So is /talk, but at least itโs a familiar shit.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 17:12, archived)
No
I've had a lovely day of swimming, cafe, pub and now back in my mate's on the vodka and a shoe delivery on the way
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 17:36, archived)
I've had a lovely day of swimming, cafe, pub and now back in my mate's on the vodka and a shoe delivery on the way
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 17:36, archived)
"a stressful experience that I shan't bore you with"?
Or "that's"?
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:33, archived)
Or "that's"?
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:33, archived)
Summer, summer, summertime
Time to sit back and unwind
No stress here, just good vibes
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:59, archived)
Time to sit back and unwind
No stress here, just good vibes
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:59, archived)
I'm thinking about updating the Linux OS on my main PC
it's not a rolling distro so I'll have to backup everything first.
Either that or watch shit on youtube in bed.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 12:46, archived)
it's not a rolling distro so I'll have to backup everything first.
Either that or watch shit on youtube in bed.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 12:46, archived)
I did that with Linux Mint recently
got everything working well except photoshop
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 13:12, archived)
got everything working well except photoshop
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 13:12, archived)
i updated to windows 11 and it was completely seamless.
i haven't had a software issue on my home pcs for years.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 13:26, archived)
i haven't had a software issue on my home pcs for years.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 13:26, archived)
none of my 3 pcs can run 11 and they all run fine on 10
I'm certainly not going to be buying all new hardware just cos microsoft want me to. once 10 is unsupported it'll be linux
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 13:49, archived)
I'm certainly not going to be buying all new hardware just cos microsoft want me to. once 10 is unsupported it'll be linux
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 13:49, archived)
It's fairly trivial to make 11 work just fine.
As long as the PC with W10 can run a release after "version 2004" which introduced some SSE4.2 "requirement", it will run 11 with a few minor registry changes. Since W11 is still W10, essentially.
Make the following a .reg file and run it to make the needed changes:
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\Setup\MoSetup]
"AllowUpgradesWithUnsupportedTPMOrCPU"=dword:00000001
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\Setup\LabConfig]
"BypassTPMCheck"=dword:00000001
"BypassSecureBootCheck"=dword:00000001
"BypassStorageCheck"=dword:00000001
"BypassRAMCheck"=dword:00000001
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:35, archived)
As long as the PC with W10 can run a release after "version 2004" which introduced some SSE4.2 "requirement", it will run 11 with a few minor registry changes. Since W11 is still W10, essentially.
Make the following a .reg file and run it to make the needed changes:
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\Setup\MoSetup]
"AllowUpgradesWithUnsupportedTPMOrCPU"=dword:00000001
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\Setup\LabConfig]
"BypassTPMCheck"=dword:00000001
"BypassSecureBootCheck"=dword:00000001
"BypassStorageCheck"=dword:00000001
"BypassRAMCheck"=dword:00000001
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:35, archived)
you tell him bricks
don't stand for it, cunts trying to help piss me rite off an all. wankers.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 18:18, archived)
don't stand for it, cunts trying to help piss me rite off an all. wankers.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 18:18, archived)
i only have one so i can buy games, install them, then never play them
i should probably get rid of it tbh
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:23, archived)
i should probably get rid of it tbh
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:23, archived)
Close to moving my personal PC over.
Been trialling it in VMs since it got released. Just a few little tweaks and it'll be ready IMO.
Managed to kill the stupid rounded corners last month. Next up: kill the "Recommended" section in the Start Menu entirely - it's already "Minimal", but I want it gone!
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:42, archived)
Been trialling it in VMs since it got released. Just a few little tweaks and it'll be ready IMO.
Managed to kill the stupid rounded corners last month. Next up: kill the "Recommended" section in the Start Menu entirely - it's already "Minimal", but I want it gone!
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:42, archived)
Oh I mean pre-install removal.
Once I have a stable ISO "build" with the setup as I want it, I will make the move. 99% there.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 18:11, archived)
Once I have a stable ISO "build" with the setup as I want it, I will make the move. 99% there.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 18:11, archived)
how many machines are you loading it onto ffs!?
is this a remote install to 1000 pcs?
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 18:19, archived)
is this a remote install to 1000 pcs?
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 18:19, archived)
enough to warrant the effort, clearly!
send a link to the image when you're done. or don't. your choice.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 18:43, archived)
send a link to the image when you're done. or don't. your choice.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 18:43, archived)
Yo aardvark it's your birthday, we gonna party like it's yo birthday
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:18, archived)
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:18, archived)
Morning comrades
Handed my notice in I can't do this crap anymore
Told to do the union shit and reduce to 25 a day is the last straw
Gizza job?
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 8:01, archived)
Handed my notice in I can't do this crap anymore
Told to do the union shit and reduce to 25 a day is the last straw
Gizza job?
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 8:01, archived)
Have you thought about prostitution?
Failing that I dunno, sounds to me like you should be able to walk into a whole range of jobs from health consultancy to fisting sailors. Iโd offer you a job if I had one to offer. Also if I were a sailor.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 10:47, archived)
Failing that I dunno, sounds to me like you should be able to walk into a whole range of jobs from health consultancy to fisting sailors. Iโd offer you a job if I had one to offer. Also if I were a sailor.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 10:47, archived)
I have just been offered a job
Medical advisor to my local county council
I am taking this seriously and I feel for my patients but I can't really do this anymore
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 11:07, archived)
Medical advisor to my local county council
I am taking this seriously and I feel for my patients but I can't really do this anymore
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 11:07, archived)
Pretend to be a doctor on the internet you mean? Yes it must be exhausting.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 11:32, archived)
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 11:32, archived)
You've gone this far
Why not go further? Open your own practice and take your patients with you
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 8:48, archived)
Why not go further? Open your own practice and take your patients with you
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 8:48, archived)
You could have done a nice chevron, but even that was beyond you.
Fuck you, mongy. Fuck you.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 14:26, archived)
Fuck you, mongy. Fuck you.
( , Sat 3 Aug 2024, 14:26, archived)
i'm at the stage of tired where all my tired is too tired.
what's the longest you've been without sleep and is there any story attached to that you make me sick
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 18:25, archived)
what's the longest you've been without sleep and is there any story attached to that you make me sick
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 18:25, archived)
I believe in you
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Gardner_sleep_deprivation_experiment
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 18:45, archived)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Gardner_sleep_deprivation_experiment
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 18:45, archived)
it's a fact that if you suffer from depression
sleep deprivation is a cure. a temporary cure, unfortunately, as whilst your depression fades more the longer you are awake it resets back to miserable fucking cunt as soon as you get a good night('s((s))(((?)))((((???))))) sleep. weird eh?
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 18:49, archived)
sleep deprivation is a cure. a temporary cure, unfortunately, as whilst your depression fades more the longer you are awake it resets back to miserable fucking cunt as soon as you get a good night('s((s))(((?)))((((???))))) sleep. weird eh?
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 18:49, archived)
right. i'm going to bed.
then staying in bed, then staying in bed again.
goodnight. i don't want an alarm call, or toast.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 20:58, archived)
then staying in bed, then staying in bed again.
goodnight. i don't want an alarm call, or toast.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 20:58, archived)
How the fuck did that fucking fuck
How have you got energy for shouting
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 21:39, archived)
How have you got energy for shouting
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 21:39, archived)
3 days
I've suffered from insomnia my whole life and have learnt to deal with it. My tendency to sleepwalk doesn't help, but I'm used to it. The only advice I can give you is sleep when you can and be grateful for it.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 22:09, archived)
I've suffered from insomnia my whole life and have learnt to deal with it. My tendency to sleepwalk doesn't help, but I'm used to it. The only advice I can give you is sleep when you can and be grateful for it.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 22:09, archived)
Also, one day of sleepless causes irritability
2 days causes irrationally and 3 days causes psychosis
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 22:23, archived)
2 days causes irrationally and 3 days causes psychosis
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 22:23, archived)
Hi pillock's, get yer Queef thread 'ere
Busy weekend ahead? I'm doing a French bread making course at Borough 2moz.
Prolly tit up a terrapin
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:44, archived)
Busy weekend ahead? I'm doing a French bread making course at Borough 2moz.
Prolly tit up a terrapin
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:44, archived)
Going to my mate's tomorrow
We're taking her kids swimming, then having a bbq and booze. Sunday will be mostly recovering.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:48, archived)
We're taking her kids swimming, then having a bbq and booze. Sunday will be mostly recovering.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:48, archived)
Still in Portugal. Kids are being a pain, keep trying to go to nice restaurants but wife gets stressed out because they don't eat anything
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:50, archived)
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:50, archived)
hey mofaha! i survived! were you worried about me?
you have to say yes.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:51, archived)
you have to say yes.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:51, archived)
You wanna be careful making that forrin bread
might get a brick thrown at you
ETA: this is a potentially amusing reply relating to current events and not a racist bonehead threat
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:56, archived)
might get a brick thrown at you
ETA: this is a potentially amusing reply relating to current events and not a racist bonehead threat
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:56, archived)
Going "glamping" for a couple of nights from Sunday.
Wife got an employee of the quarter award and ยฃ250 voucher about 18 months ago. We were going to use it on a balloon ride, but the cunts keep cancelling every flight we booked so we're putting it towards that instead.
I refuse to type "glamping" without quotes, I'm not garold.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:07, archived)
Wife got an employee of the quarter award and ยฃ250 voucher about 18 months ago. We were going to use it on a balloon ride, but the cunts keep cancelling every flight we booked so we're putting it towards that instead.
I refuse to type "glamping" without quotes, I'm not garold.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:07, archived)
Fuck that
I don't go on holiday to cook for myself, and I need a pool
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:20, archived)
I don't go on holiday to cook for myself, and I need a pool
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:20, archived)
that's hardly even enough time to leave a yelp review. you gotta eat less fibre.
or more chocolate. i dunno i'm not a bum expert.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:52, archived)
or more chocolate. i dunno i'm not a bum expert.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:52, archived)
It's a boutique en-suite wooden cabin with a wood-fired hot tub.
I wouldn't class it as camping.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:59, archived)
I wouldn't class it as camping.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:59, archived)
Good afternoon, can I interest you in the entire copied & pasted contents of a spam e-mail I just received?
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:27, archived)
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:27, archived)
I'll be offsetting my terrible taste in music, with extraordinary satorial elegance
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:15, archived)
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:15, archived)
I'm catsitting at my sister's place in Maidenhead while the family is away
so I'll be going for a run, maybe along the river? Do a bit of shopping in town (Grape Tree for seeds and poncey stuffs). Drinking wine in the garden. Bit of music practise - making a bit of progress with the sight-reading.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:27, archived)
so I'll be going for a run, maybe along the river? Do a bit of shopping in town (Grape Tree for seeds and poncey stuffs). Drinking wine in the garden. Bit of music practise - making a bit of progress with the sight-reading.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:27, archived)
Is it too late to suggest a name change to Shakin' Stevens do you think?
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:50, archived)
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:50, archived)
What about Vanilla Ice?
Not as a name for Shakin' Stevens, but as a candidate for a naming intervention
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:04, archived)
Not as a name for Shakin' Stevens, but as a candidate for a naming intervention
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:04, archived)
I for one will NOT find it funny if Shakin' Stevens develops Parkinson's.
/ac
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 18:22, archived)
/ac
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 18:22, archived)
i think this is what got me thinking about it, it's just another good reason for him to change his name
if indeed he is still Shakin'
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 22:49, archived)
if indeed he is still Shakin'
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 22:49, archived)
Best introduction to someone's wikipedia entry ever:
Lear's origins are unclear, with the singer providing different information about her background and keeping her birth year a secret from her long-term husband.[24] Contested facts include her birth date and place, the gender she was born as, names and nationalities of her parents, and the location of her upbringing. Most sources claim 18 June 1939,[25][26] including Bibliothรจque nationale de France[27] or 18 November 1939 to be her birth date, including GEMA. Her birth year, though, has variously been given as 1941,[13] 1946,[10] and 1950
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:17, archived)
Lear's origins are unclear, with the singer providing different information about her background and keeping her birth year a secret from her long-term husband.[24] Contested facts include her birth date and place, the gender she was born as, names and nationalities of her parents, and the location of her upbringing. Most sources claim 18 June 1939,[25][26] including Bibliothรจque nationale de France[27] or 18 November 1939 to be her birth date, including GEMA. Her birth year, though, has variously been given as 1941,[13] 1946,[10] and 1950
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:17, archived)
AI Nazis are fun, but don't let them cheapen the work of talented Nazis.
/ac
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 21:24, archived)
/ac
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 21:24, archived)
My practice has adopted 6 of the suggestions that have been suggested
What a crock, I have no shows all the bloody time now I am being told to limit my appointments to 25 a day
Fuck it, really
Rant over, fancy a pint?
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 10:48, archived)
What a crock, I have no shows all the bloody time now I am being told to limit my appointments to 25 a day
Fuck it, really
Rant over, fancy a pint?
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 10:48, archived)
Ok
I earn a good amount for the work I do
I want to do the best for my patients despite the piss taking I do here
I have taken an oath to help and not harm
I think limiting my appรฒintments to 25 a day would be not the best
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:19, archived)
I earn a good amount for the work I do
I want to do the best for my patients despite the piss taking I do here
I have taken an oath to help and not harm
I think limiting my appรฒintments to 25 a day would be not the best
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:19, archived)
Do you work in one of those massage places on the high street
next to the bookie and the pound shop?
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:22, archived)
next to the bookie and the pound shop?
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:22, archived)
I will be having many pints next week
As my supervisor is likely getting fired
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:33, archived)
As my supervisor is likely getting fired
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:33, archived)
That would be nice
Seems I've been doing most of her job for the last 2 and a half years
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:47, archived)
Seems I've been doing most of her job for the last 2 and a half years
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:47, archived)
Hmm
do you want her job? If you've been going most of it anyway why not get paid her salary?
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 13:28, archived)
do you want her job? If you've been going most of it anyway why not get paid her salary?
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 13:28, archived)
I'm not entirely sure what her job is
Because she never seems to do anything. Our building got a new manager 2 months ago. He's not my manager, cleaning is outsourced, but he is very strict. He called my manager, who called our regional manager, who came to our building yesterday. They asked me if I cleaned the entire top floor on my own. I said yes, because I do. They said I should only be doing half. The young girl downstairs isn't meant to do the toilets, but our supervisor said she is. Every time a new cleaner starts, she palms off more and more of her duties on the new hires. She's also been accused of bullying. She gets back to work on Monday, she's been on holiday for a fortnight, so they're going to meet her when she gets in and read her the riot act.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 13:41, archived)
Because she never seems to do anything. Our building got a new manager 2 months ago. He's not my manager, cleaning is outsourced, but he is very strict. He called my manager, who called our regional manager, who came to our building yesterday. They asked me if I cleaned the entire top floor on my own. I said yes, because I do. They said I should only be doing half. The young girl downstairs isn't meant to do the toilets, but our supervisor said she is. Every time a new cleaner starts, she palms off more and more of her duties on the new hires. She's also been accused of bullying. She gets back to work on Monday, she's been on holiday for a fortnight, so they're going to meet her when she gets in and read her the riot act.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 13:41, archived)
"she never seems to do anything", sounds like you know exactly what her job is, less work for more money
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:10, archived)
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:10, archived)
Fuck this shit, I have next week off and a massive load of work to get through
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 8:04, archived)
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 8:04, archived)
About time too.
Damn weekend seems to have been avoiding me, staying away as long as possible.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 8:25, archived)
Damn weekend seems to have been avoiding me, staying away as long as possible.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 8:25, archived)
After a hot night it's misty and cold this morning
blessed relief. I'm out of London for a couple of days by myself cat-sitting two very affable youngsters - honestly, the love and affection, the purring and attention when I'm about to feed them then when they've eaten I may as well not exist. I respect that!
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 9:04, archived)
blessed relief. I'm out of London for a couple of days by myself cat-sitting two very affable youngsters - honestly, the love and affection, the purring and attention when I'm about to feed them then when they've eaten I may as well not exist. I respect that!
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 9:04, archived)
Just walked out of the local market in Lisbon and a guy outside the door asked if I wanted to buy cocaine.
Was with my wife and two young daughters at the time, must have looked like I needed it
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:24, archived)
Was with my wife and two young daughters at the time, must have looked like I needed it
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:24, archived)
He was probably offering an exchange, if only you spoke the language.
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:30, archived)
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:30, archived)
a few summers back I emerged from Kings Cross Tube all sweaty and starving
and a dude offered me heroin. Did wonder quite how bad I looked
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:44, archived)
and a dude offered me heroin. Did wonder quite how bad I looked
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:44, archived)
a girl came up to me at kings cross and asked if i wanted any business
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 4:48, archived)
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 4:48, archived)
I used to work in soho
got asked if I wanted a girlfriend or a massage more times than I can remember
I obvs look like a sex case
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 9:47, archived)
got asked if I wanted a girlfriend or a massage more times than I can remember
I obvs look like a sex case
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 9:47, archived)
i need to buy a present for my brother
i can't think of anything :/
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 21:52, archived)
i can't think of anything :/
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 21:52, archived)
I have one brother who I wouldn't piss on if he was on fire
But buy him something related to his interests. If he likes going on the piss, buy him a homebrew kit. If he likes gardening, buy him a shed. If he likes food, buy him a cookery course.
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 23:21, archived)
But buy him something related to his interests. If he likes going on the piss, buy him a homebrew kit. If he likes gardening, buy him a shed. If he likes food, buy him a cookery course.
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 23:21, archived)
It looks like I solved a software issue today that's been bothering me for nearly 3 weeks
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:11, archived)
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:11, archived)
i'm currently obsessing about falling asleep. it's not helping.
it's 3am and i have to be up at 6. ugh.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:01, archived)
it's 3am and i have to be up at 6. ugh.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:01, archived)
now i also have a headache.
At least i don't have to drive for two hours to get to site oh wait, yes i do. Fuck sake.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:35, archived)
At least i don't have to drive for two hours to get to site oh wait, yes i do. Fuck sake.
( , Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:35, archived)
I can't post my joke in qotw so I'll just leave it here:
Which gameshow is characterised by particle energies of around 1019 GeV or 109 J, time intervals of around 5ร10โ44 s and lengths of around 10โ35 m?
Planckety-Planck.
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 15:54, archived)
Which gameshow is characterised by particle energies of around 1019 GeV or 109 J, time intervals of around 5ร10โ44 s and lengths of around 10โ35 m?
Planckety-Planck.
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 15:54, archived)
If your helmet shines like seventeen candles
you might need to see a doctor. Or a priest.
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 13:50, archived)
you might need to see a doctor. Or a priest.
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 13:50, archived)
๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธsticklebricks
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 14:05, archived)
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 14:05, archived)
Hello
I said 'white rabbit' 10 times on getting up as it's the first of the month
Do you have any stupid superstitions?
Getting up lollollol
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 7:14, archived)
I said 'white rabbit' 10 times on getting up as it's the first of the month
Do you have any stupid superstitions?
Getting up lollollol
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 7:14, archived)
You want me to drag myself through the streets behind a horse?
How would that work?
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 9:21, archived)
How would that work?
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 9:21, archived)
Morning of the month
I commuted like an urban person today. It was most pleasant at 7am. Probably fucking horrible at proper rush hour.
Anyway, first time in the office for six weeks and the packet of ground coffee has... erm ... lost its flavour somewhat. Still. Not wasting it. Urgh.
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 9:26, archived)
I commuted like an urban person today. It was most pleasant at 7am. Probably fucking horrible at proper rush hour.
Anyway, first time in the office for six weeks and the packet of ground coffee has... erm ... lost its flavour somewhat. Still. Not wasting it. Urgh.
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 9:26, archived)
I have a superstition
If I go on the internet and itโs full of twats, that means itโll be a twatty day.
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 10:15, archived)
If I go on the internet and itโs full of twats, that means itโll be a twatty day.
( , Thu 1 Aug 2024, 10:15, archived)
just did 10 minutes on the turbo trainer and i am dripping with sweat.
tomorrow i'm going to try turning the pedals
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 19:10, archived)
tomorrow i'm going to try turning the pedals
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 19:10, archived)
Hang on, whose crotch am I gesturing at?
*switches on phonetorch*
Oh I do hey your pardon. What a faux pas!
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 20:07, archived)
Nice thread where everyone is nice and kind to each other
You are all so talented and unique and you look smashing.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:27, archived)
You are all so talented and unique and you look smashing.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:27, archived)
Some 15 year olds are 'ripe for plucking' eh?
/links really are a bunch of weird noncey cunts, aren't they?
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:54, archived)
/links really are a bunch of weird noncey cunts, aren't they?
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:54, archived)
Isn't it great when people out themselves as nonces so that we don't have to guess?
It certainly saves time and energy spent on guessing.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:56, archived)
It certainly saves time and energy spent on guessing.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:56, archived)
Even leaving this rather dodgy post aside
I've never understood why people choose B3ta of all places to make serious points about anything. It will never, ever end well
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:08, archived)
I've never understood why people choose B3ta of all places to make serious points about anything. It will never, ever end well
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:08, archived)
Me too! It's a relic of an older age when everyone was lovely and we certainly never called each other cunts on here.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:08, archived)
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:08, archived)
You might be my favourite poster on /talk at the moment.
Well, maybe joint favourite, with all the other lovely people.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:13, archived)
Well, maybe joint favourite, with all the other lovely people.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:13, archived)
This is the funniest pun anyone has made in this thread.
At least so far, but I know there are lots of other witty b3tans just waiting to make even funnier jokes...
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:31, archived)
At least so far, but I know there are lots of other witty b3tans just waiting to make even funnier jokes...
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:31, archived)
I wasn't pushing for it, but it feels like it would be rude to refuse.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:42, archived)
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:42, archived)
half hand half lemonade
or half beer half hand?
Edit: I supoose it should be half hand half lemonade to fit the usage, eg bitter shandy/lager shandy/hand shandy
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:54, archived)
or half beer half hand?
Edit: I supoose it should be half hand half lemonade to fit the usage, eg bitter shandy/lager shandy/hand shandy
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:54, archived)
it's one of those words that after you say it lots it goes really weird
shandy
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:56, archived)
shandy
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:56, archived)
I am sinking a can of Camden Hazy IPA
Itโs very pleasant. It really is rather relaxing here in the garden with the evening sun and slight breeze
Gonna piss it down tomorrow tho.
Happy beverage of choice to /chat people.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)
Itโs very pleasant. It really is rather relaxing here in the garden with the evening sun and slight breeze
Gonna piss it down tomorrow tho.
Happy beverage of choice to /chat people.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)
What a pleasant greeting!
Hello to you too, the fantastic Mr Tea.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:27, archived)
Hello to you too, the fantastic Mr Tea.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:27, archived)
I'm not touching you, you wrap your cock in pastrami and stick in bagels
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 12:03, archived)
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 12:03, archived)
Oh come on, don’t be like that.
You just wish you were the bagel.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 12:05, archived)
You just wish you were the bagel.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 12:05, archived)
Oh yeah
Staying in Maidenhead for a couple of days. Gonna go for a walk later to one of their many lovely pubs for a pint.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 12:54, archived)
Staying in Maidenhead for a couple of days. Gonna go for a walk later to one of their many lovely pubs for a pint.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 12:54, archived)
what did you do that was so bad, you mentioned it so you have to say, i will mock you ok
but also i will do an understanding look
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 16:46, archived)
but also i will do an understanding look
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 16:46, archived)
A gentleman never tells
So I wonโt either. But it really s time to kick the big party weekends into the dustbin.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 17:26, archived)
So I wonโt either. But it really s time to kick the big party weekends into the dustbin.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2024, 17:26, archived)
late home today. has anyone noticed it's fairly warm?
i was straight into a cold shower. phew.
( , Tue 30 Jul 2024, 18:04, archived)
i was straight into a cold shower. phew.
( , Tue 30 Jul 2024, 18:04, archived)
My ice cold heart prevents me from feeling warmth of any kind.
( , Tue 30 Jul 2024, 18:07, archived)
( , Tue 30 Jul 2024, 18:07, archived)
5 out of 8 offices had no ac on
The walk home wasn't bad, as we've got a nice sea breeze
( , Tue 30 Jul 2024, 19:58, archived)
The walk home wasn't bad, as we've got a nice sea breeze
( , Tue 30 Jul 2024, 19:58, archived)
shower beers y/n?
I've read a lot of positive comments but I'm not convinced
( , Tue 30 Jul 2024, 20:15, archived)
I've read a lot of positive comments but I'm not convinced
( , Tue 30 Jul 2024, 20:15, archived)
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