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Quick morning and fuck you to beepeedee

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 4:44, archived)
morning bollocks

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 5:26, archived)
Bollocks from 38,000 feet

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 5:27, archived)
That’s a lot of bollocks

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 5:42, archived)
no
those ones re just far away
(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 5:56, archived)
Not anymore, my friend

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 6:59, archived)
welcome back you hairy sack

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 7:13, archived)
Bollocks to the Elizabeth Line, yeah

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 7:24, archived)
i bet her lines were massive

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 7:32, archived)
- lines
+ bollocks
(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 11:11, archived)
Her bollocks were bigger

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 11:34, archived)
I wish I'd thought of that
🙄
(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 15:20, archived)
Think of it now, why not

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 16:03, archived)
NO

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 16:27, archived)
why not?

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 16:35, archived)
Prince Phil was a massive bigot, and every word was a trigger. The only thing larger in buckingham palace? Elizabeth's bollocks were bigger.

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 16:54, archived)
the queen's bollocks

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 12:27, archived)
They were bigger

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 16:03, archived)
Morning bollocks

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 9:03, archived)
You're right, it is

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 9:45, archived)
Airport bollocks

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:30, archived)
I'd like some Native American Spirit, Death, and Gay Cigarettes from the duty free bollocks please.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:39, archived)
Gay Cigarettes: ask for them by name.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:45, archived)
American translation: fags.
Maybe that was the joke, if so it was far too convoluted.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:08, archived)
Lucky Strikes and Amber Leaf
And perfume of course
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:01, archived)
Obviously not a fan of Poolside Chats.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:33, archived)
At what size does a product go from a delivery to cargo. And why don't we get in a plane, why are we getting on it ?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:16, archived)
Alright BA Baracus, shut up and drink your milk

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:50, archived)
Ship it and it's cargo
Courier it and it's a delivery.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:05, archived)
What's freight then ?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:12, archived)
I was lying to you
'freight' is products or goods moved overland via truck or train, whereas 'cargo' refers to goods moved overseas via ocean carriers or through air providers.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:19, archived)
Are you flying from LAX? Fucking horrible airport.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:25, archived)
Sweet dreams my la ex. Can't remember the girl singing, Rachel saink maybe. Think Cathy Dennis wrote it.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:33, archived)
Cathy Dennis wrote everything, pretty sure she did britneys toxic tho I may have just made that up

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:01, archived)
apparently she wrote toxic about the supervet

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:29, archived)
No that was Bruce Wayne

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:53, archived)
I've got a real life anecdote about the supervet but sadly it's too cool for b3ta

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:43, archived)
Do you mean "Doctor" Terry Moore?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:45, archived)
I've said too much

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 23:01, archived)
It's bad, but it's no Charles de Gaulle

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:51, archived)
San Francisco
LA has *really* gone downhill since I was previously here. But all Democrat cities had their funds slashed I guess.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:03, archived)
TOPPS
is the ultimate destination for premium trading cards, exclusive sports memorabilia, and limited edition entertainment collectibles.

Shop for the latest products, explore the hobby, and sign up for 10% off coupon.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:10, archived)
I'd prefer a 10% off capon, all things considered.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:18, archived)
What about a 10% off capo?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:29, archived)
I could do you a 10% off carillon but you'll need to provide your own tower.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:44, archived)
and on that note
fuck off brb
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 18:07, archived)
So very much this^^^
Get the hint you racist cunt bollock
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 18:09, archived)
yeah this is a bongo bongo free zone

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 18:09, archived)
but mah bongos tho

(, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 12:03, archived)
Prevening
I just tried to flush out the layer of floating confetti algae in my pond, but I accidentally over engineered its construction and it literally cannot overflow.

Suggestions for how to solve my algae problem please.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:57, archived)
fuck off brb

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 18:06, archived)
Why aren't you dead
?
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 18:09, archived)
he can't do anything right

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)
Because curses don't actually work.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:09, archived)
afternoon

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 15:47, archived)
alrite mr b

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 15:57, archived)
had to drive to bristol and back today from plymouth
fuck me the poor cunts heading towards bristol on the m5 when we were on the way back. miles and miles of dogshit bumper to bumper stop start motorway grind. poor bastards.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:57, archived)
Cunts
They should try the 101 southbound at 5pm
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:24, archived)
i'll recommend it to them next time i'm passing

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:27, archived)
might penetrate a pipistrelle

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:03, archived)
with a smelly herring?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:48, archived)

Pardon
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:53, archived)
i'm just quite into herrings atm

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:54, archived)
I bet you are

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)
herring have excellent hearing
bet you didn't know that!
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:12, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422396
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:15, archived)
OK I've got 5 mins
You've changed your tuna
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:19, archived)
Have you got any pain killers?
I have a bit of a haddock
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:20, archived)
if you're eeling a bit flatfish i've got some anti deep essence

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:25, archived)
That pun is off the scale

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:26, archived)
it gilled me to say it

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:28, archived)
I pike this!
Not really your pun was baited!
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:34, archived)
Pollocks

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:40, archived)
Actual lol
I consider you a chum
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:47, archived)
and you are my Sole, mate

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:49, archived)
Meet me at my plaice 😘

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:56, archived)
Wahoo!

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:58, archived)
‘sup

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)
Hey

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:22, archived)
KISS MY RUPTURED ANUS

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 14:57, archived)
Go on

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 15:01, archived)
Go on

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:35, archived)
You first

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:48, archived)
i can't go on

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:50, archived)
I'M NOT YOUR MUM

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 15:35, archived)
LIES

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:53, archived)
RISE to the top, I got to make it to the top, I keep on working never stop, gonna keep on pushing that prick down the board.
My head tubes are still pulsating but there's still no storm in sight, so I'm probably dying. What are you probably dying of at the moment?
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 14:35, archived)
I'm the cream of the crop
I rise to the top
I never post new threads 'cause new threads are for cocks
or better yet a brb,
pushing down a beepeedee,
thinking posting new threads makes you half as cool as me
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 14:52, archived)
I like this

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:53, archived)
BUM AIDS

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 14:59, archived)
I love this

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:54, archived)
morning

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:23, archived)
fuck you beepbeepbeep fuck you

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:43, archived)
Having a stroke?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:48, archived)
Vinegar stroke

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:14, archived)
-str +ch

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:02, archived)
Brb claxon etc
I hate this site so much
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:23, archived)
Bollocks

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:24, archived)
Fin

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:26, archived)
Friday!
It's a lovely day here already - shady trees, golden sun, singing birds.
Might go for a walk.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:51, archived)
Might I suggest a pleasant perambulation to the picturesque hamlet of 'Go Fuck Yourself'?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:52, archived)
Fulking Hill!

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:09, archived)
Only one way to fuck out

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:54, archived)
What? Outside?!
Are you completely mad?
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:00, archived)
yeah why not

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:59, archived)
What's next, banning morning outside pubs eh

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:17, archived)
VOTE UKIP!!!

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:21, archived)
You can't even smoke kippers any more

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:26, archived)
You smoke fish?
What, like in a pipe, or something?
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:08, archived)
Don't judge my vape flavour of choice

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:19, archived)
Norning

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:27, archived)
might fling a fart at a friesian

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:53, archived)
My boss is a Frisian
Not a cow or a horse, though.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:05, archived)
how can you be sure

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:07, archived)

esian z
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:50, archived)
Morning everyone.
You're all looking smashing today.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:02, archived)
I do my best innit

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:07, archived)
Even at your worst, your best makes everyone else's worst look medium at best!

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:20, archived)
Is this about penis size?
I think it's about penis size.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:24, archived)
Well yeah, of course you'd think that.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:42, archived)
I'll have you know my penis is sick, and also bad.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:52, archived)
my penis was sick last night
all over your mum's tits
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422299
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:34, archived)
Is it wicked and/or skill?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 11:00, archived)
It's lit.
I should probably put it out lol
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 11:01, archived)
You should have seen me before the accident.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 11:46, archived)
Is this your way of berating me for not going to enough bashes back in the day?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:06, archived)
Still gutted I didn't make it to this one*
b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046

* swore off b3ta b4shes 5eva when this one was announced
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:14, archived)
Ugh, those are all /board people.
Freaks.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:19, archived)
It was an unhealthy mix of /board and /talk when I went to them.
I was mostly /board at that time, but thought it was hilarious that some of them refused to talk to the /talkers. One even once suggested that people should have name badges so that he'd know if he wanted to speak to them.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:28, archived)
Jesus. We b3ta people really are a bunch of belming spazzes, aren't we?
/board, /talk, /links, we're all the same really.

Fuck those /qotw weirdos though.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:18, archived)
Please don't lump me in with the /links fascists.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:20, archived)
Ok fuck /links and /qotw. And /board.
But other than that we're all the same.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:29, archived)
this is the most internet shut in shit i think i have ever heard

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:19, archived)
alright

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:43, archived)
not you

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:55, archived)
Cheers.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:57, archived)
ur welcome

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)
Might cupcake a cockerel

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:14, archived)
mornholes

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:19, archived)
Pushing th ah bollocks to it

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:36, archived)
This is definitely in the top three new threads posted today.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 17:11, archived)
Aaaaaaarfuckit

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 17:30, archived)
alrite mr hrrbl

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:00, archived)
you smelly herring

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:24, archived)
Bollocks

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)
smelly herring bollocks?

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)
That's the name of my new band

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:32, archived)
i think i saw you at wembley arena

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:35, archived)
I was the one selling knockoff t-shirts

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 19:01, archived)
knockers t-shirts?
i bought some, they were good.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 19:10, archived)
thank god only approved users are allowed to post new threads

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 17:59, archived)
I no rite

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)
never too late to learn

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:30, archived)
arseboon dilbaro?

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:33, archived)
actually in your case it is too late

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:36, archived)
That has been the case for a long time

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 19:08, archived)
time makes bollocks of us all

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 19:12, archived)
Can't have standards dropping, can we?

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 19:04, archived)
heavens to betsy! i should hope not!

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 19:11, archived)
My tubes are playing up, must be a storm a-brewin.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:01, archived)
Tubas

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)
Ridiculous sousaphone!

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 20:26, archived)
GUFFCHEESE
not really, TITSMEG

not really, hullo
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:05, archived)
Mid 70s Susan George y/n

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:07, archived)
why do you want to know?

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:38, archived)
Just a casual question pal, no need to be aggressive.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:50, archived)
he can't help it
He's a "needlessly argumentative perma-twat"

Apparently
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:13, archived)
'Self-appointed beeter policeman'

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:17, archived)
oh i wouldn't go that low

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 17:48, archived)

Susan Bobby
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)

Susan

Zippy and
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:53, archived)

George Boyle
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:35, archived)
It's a big fat Y from me!

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)
She has recalled many holidays at the caravan park in Font-y-Gary in South Wales as a child.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:02, archived)
I thought you were that Shit Forum Banter person for a moment there.
Not really, hi.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:34, archived)
in a way, aren't we all?

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:38, archived)
Maybe you are.
My forum banter far exceeds shit, and reaches the heady heights of mediocre.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:54, archived)
I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:08, archived)
This reminds me of that time someone said I was bad at telling stories
but I said "yeah I am" when I meant to say "no I'm not.”
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:42, archived)
A few too many blacks!

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:49, archived)
Maybe they meant 'bad' like 'good', and they actually meant that you were sick at telling stories.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:48, archived)
So I actually was meant to say "yeah I am" rather than "no I'm not"?
Wow, you've really changed the context for me. I'll have to tell that story completely differently from now on.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:55, archived)
You're one bad motherfucker.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:59, archived)
No, he's not

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:33, archived)
Yeah I am
wait no I don't know
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 17:09, archived)
I've never been so insulted

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)
A hitler style salute

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:45, archived)
heil, m8

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:52, archived)
Hello

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:49, archived)
yo

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:52, archived)
I have made a momentous decision
huge, epic, life-changing.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:30, archived)
Did I say decision?
I meant fart lol!!!!
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:31, archived)
LOLLLLLLLL

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:07, archived)
You're going to replace all of your old wainscotting in the drawing room
with newer, more up-to-date wainscotting?
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:00, archived)
KNOBSMELL

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:36, archived)
Obie Smell M'Knobby

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)
*smells*

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:07, archived)
Not exactly 12 inches, but it smells like a foot

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:34, archived)
certainly something's afoot

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:15, archived)
fucking get in
just remembered I'm going here tomorrow
www.meatopia.co.uk/

I had clean forgot
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:39, archived)
Why didn't I know about this before I got gastric surgery?
It's the kind of thing I'd love to go to, but it wouldn't be worth it now, all the things I'd want to try but couldn't, it's like torture
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:45, archived)
Since buying the tickets my wife has started on one of those weight loss drugs
We went out to dinner last night and she ate literally 4 bites of food. She won't eat anything tomorrow but there's a bar, she'll survive. She's lost shitloads of weight though, it's remarkable
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:39, archived)
That's meth for you, I guess.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:12, archived)
I used some nutmeg in a recipe yesterday, and my brain automatically substituted 'buttsmeg.'
Thanks, Queef. Thanks a lot.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:50, archived)
Did you grate it yourself, or use the ready-powdered stuff?

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:19, archived)
Powdered buttsmeg, just add watery diarrhea

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)
I can taste the umami already

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
I have both, but this was ready powdered buttsmeg.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:12, archived)
welcs, bro

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:00, archived)
smegron

(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:49, archived)
morning

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 8:53, archived)
I'm so deeply ashamed that I became a vampire, I can't even look myself in the mirror.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 8:55, archived)
don't feel too bad, have a steak (stake)

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:03, archived)
Braw! Have garlic sauce with that.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:08, archived)
Fangs for sharing.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:27, archived)
You're welcome.
To come into my house lol
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:50, archived)
I got attacked by one of you vampires once
it was a real pain in the neck
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:39, archived)
I bet you were a bloody mess afterwards!

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:50, archived)
What did Donald Trump's first wife's name become when she married a vampire?
Ivana Suckyourblood
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:54, archived)
I think you're wasted here

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:47, archived)
Manchester bollocks

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:07, archived)
Noel Ballagher

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:11, archived)
Wonderball

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:22, archived)
Stop Spunking Your Balls Out

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:25, archived)
Bonerhead

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:37, archived)
I think they should do a mashup with the Foo Fighters
You'd Better Grohl With It
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:43, archived)
Fucking hell mate, get some help

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:49, archived)
Be Smear Now

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 11:07, archived)
Champagne Supernovoselic

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 11:36, archived)
let's see your evidence then

(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)
Nice weather here

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 19:15, archived)
Up yours dickface?

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 19:17, archived)
Subjective m'lud.

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 19:45, archived)
just bought a vegan lamb's wool shirt
Wore it this evening i think the weather is still a bit too nice it's well warm out
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 19:46, archived)
Why don't they just call it a cotton shirt
Or whatever it's made out of
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 20:25, archived)
because it's made from vegan lamb's wool i spose
Dunno really. I guess no lambs were harmed making it
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 20:46, archived)
So... it's just wool, then?

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:55, archived)
Some sheep eat deer

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 22:15, archived)
If the lamb eats insects even by accident I can't see that as vegan. The fucker would eat bacon if presented to it

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 22:14, archived)
don't ruin tthe illusion pls

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 23:01, archived)
ELEPHANT POLYPS

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:42, archived)
Must be a tough job for the vets

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 22:15, archived)
You'd need a chainsaw to remove it
and a flame thrower to corterise.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:32, archived)
all wool is vegan
so I assume like vegan leather this is plastic?
(, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:04, archived)
It's in the 20s and not 38
Breezy
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 22:18, archived)
hot enough for you sir bollocks?

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 19:45, archived)
Very pleasant yes

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 22:19, archived)
It's a comfortable temperature here
Just right
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:29, archived)
i think it probably always is

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:36, archived)
you are a smelly herring

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 17:30, archived)
bit rude m8

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 18:08, archived)
And you are a salty salmon

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 18:11, archived)
i am quite salty that's true

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 18:13, archived)
How to flirt in Swedish

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 18:43, archived)
Heh

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 19:16, archived)
lol

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:37, archived)
-smelly +red

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:37, archived)
good afternoon, spazmoe's

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:20, archived)
alright

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:21, archived)
my new fridge freezer was so big they couldn't get it into the kitchen so I've had to get a different one :(

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:34, archived)
couldn't you just change the freezer instead of the kitchen

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:41, archived)
oh YOU

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:42, archived)
you bought one of the big uprights we have here? uneven double doors, ice dispenser in the larger door?

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:45, archived)
yes, the space I intended it for is big enough but actually getting it into position was impossible

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
That's what she said!

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422194
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:48, archived)
We had that issue. The spacers had to come off to get it through the door.

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:47, archived)

had that issue. The are complete
c zz
had to come off to get it through the door.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:48, archived)
Did you get three mini fridge freezers
and stack them on top of each other in a trench coat?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 17:12, archived)
Yes

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:31, archived)
I’ve only one thing to say to you
S M E G
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:44, archived)

I've only one thing to say to you It's fun to stay at the
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:41, archived)
oh, smeg

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
Des'reezzz

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 16:08, archived)
Ja

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:53, archived)
sehr gut

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
I've had worse afternoons.
"Good" might be a stretch though.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 14:40, archived)
better than nothing I suppose
I've been stocktaking which is fucking rubbish
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:46, archived)
Do you have the expected amount of stock
or will you need to contact Oxo to order more?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:50, archived)
stop bouillon me!

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 16:14, archived)
Just igKnorr him.

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 16:19, archived)
Afternoon
I was going to sort my suitcase out, but I decided to watch the green mile instead
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 14:47, archived)
when are you off on your hols?

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:46, archived)
Next Friday

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 18:11, archived)
morning

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 6:55, archived)
YIPPEE

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 7:00, archived)
Alright

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 7:52, archived)
Yes

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 8:05, archived)
Wednesday

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 8:15, archived)
Autumn is definitely on its way

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 8:51, archived)

Autumn the sweet release of death
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:21, archived)
ANUS

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 9:18, archived)
morning

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(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 9:44, archived)

I used to work in a factory making Dracula figures. It was hectic work; just me and one other guy on the production line.

I had to make every second count.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 11:55, archived)
fuck you

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:16, archived)

h
d to m
+" "
ke every second
o
(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:42, archived)
Too much effort.

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:43, archived)
Did you have a stake in the company?

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:52, archived)
There's something of the shite about that joke.

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:10, archived)
When you left your position, did you say "fangs for the opportunity"?

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:37, archived)
Roasting hot bollocks

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 19:02, archived)
California steaming

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 19:14, archived)
On such a bollocks day

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 19:56, archived)
Sweat Home Alabama

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:17, archived)
Alabama Pong

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:50, archived)
hotter tomorrow

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:02, archived)
climate change m8

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:08, archived)
it's supposed to get cooler after that though so perhaps it's fixed

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:13, archived)
we're saved!
probably got queef to thank mostly. what a guy.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:20, archived)
20:20
20's plenty
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:20, archived)
i've found a building in Urban Dead where you can't find anything
no matter how many times you search. i like urban dead because it's another forgotten corner of the internet with only a skeleton crew of users who forgot how to move on
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:26, archived)
is it

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:43, archived)
Mental, 38 degrees
Fuck this, off to San Francisco
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:49, archived)
alrite brian molko

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:54, archived)
Poofs and hippies , which one you boy

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 23:31, archived)
why not both?

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 9:04, archived)
Poofies, maybe yours put your feet up

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 9:10, archived)
More like Poops and Druggies.

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 9:25, archived)
alright 'Krusher'

(, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 16:11, archived)
Spunk up the rice in the church where the wedding has been
Fucking obscene
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 22:35, archived)
afternoon, bellend's
my fridge freezer has died and this means rather a lot of grub is going to end up binned, fucking irritating, on the plus side we're getting one of those big American-style ones as a replacement.

That's right, it's #FridgeChat on this excellent comedy forum
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:16, archived)
RIP

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:27, archived)
+my inbox

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:41, archived)
It's your outbox I'm worried about.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 16:19, archived)
That’s not cool

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:39, archived)
things have got rather heated, ngl

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:42, archived)
Can you not just put all of the defrosted food in a hilarious 'Scooby-snack' style mega-sandwich, dislocate your jaw like a gulper eel, and eat the whole thing in one go?

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:43, archived)
yes and no


ok, no
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 13:13, archived)
+gochujang

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:04, archived)
Maybe get a SMEG fridge lol

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)
no way lol
SMEG lol tbh
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 13:13, archived)
See if you can give any of it to your local food bank
Most of them cook meals for the homeless and would be grateful for it
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 14:52, archived)
not a bad idea but a lot of it is open bags of frozen peas etc or my batch cooked curries etc
my condiments will be OK until tomorrow I think
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 14:55, archived)

ea ænu
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 16:26, archived)
I'll have it lol

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 22:10, archived)
morning

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 7:17, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 7:25, archived)
good morning THE LOVELY beepeedee

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 9:17, archived)
Alright

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 9:27, archived)
work is wank otherwise all good m8
U?
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 10:23, archived)
Oui

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 11:51, archived)
ARSECRACK

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 9:19, archived)
jumping frack
alburquerque
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 9:29, archived)
Choke on a gunt
Morning, I mean
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 10:07, archived)
Evening bollocks to you all

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 4:58, archived)
And a morning bollocks to you

(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 8:42, archived)

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