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Quick morning and fuck you to beepeedee

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 4:44, archived)
morning bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 5:26, archived)
Bollocks from 38,000 feet

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 5:27, archived)
That’s a lot of bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 5:42, archived)
no
those ones re just far away
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 5:56, archived)
Not anymore, my friend

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 6:59, archived)
welcome back you hairy sack

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 7:13, archived)
Bollocks to the Elizabeth Line, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 7:24, archived)
i bet her lines were massive

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 7:32, archived)
- lines
+ bollocks
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 31 Aug 2024, 11:11, archived)
Her bollocks were bigger

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 11:34, archived)
I wish I'd thought of that
🙄
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 31 Aug 2024, 15:20, archived)
Think of it now, why not

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 16:03, archived)
NO

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 31 Aug 2024, 16:27, archived)
why not?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 16:35, archived)
Prince Phil was a massive bigot, and every word was a trigger. The only thing larger in buckingham palace? Elizabeth's bollocks were bigger.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 16:54, archived)
the queen's bollocks

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 12:27, archived)
They were bigger

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 16:03, archived)
Morning bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 9:03, archived)
You're right, it is

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 9:45, archived)
Airport bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:30, archived)
I'd like some Native American Spirit, Death, and Gay Cigarettes from the duty free bollocks please.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:39, archived)
Gay Cigarettes: ask for them by name.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:45, archived)
American translation: fags.
Maybe that was the joke, if so it was far too convoluted.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:08, archived)
Lucky Strikes and Amber Leaf
And perfume of course
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:01, archived)
Obviously not a fan of Poolside Chats.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:33, archived)
At what size does a product go from a delivery to cargo. And why don't we get in a plane, why are we getting on it ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:16, archived)
Alright BA Baracus, shut up and drink your milk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:50, archived)
Ship it and it's cargo
Courier it and it's a delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:05, archived)
What's freight then ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:12, archived)
I was lying to you
'freight' is products or goods moved overland via truck or train, whereas 'cargo' refers to goods moved overseas via ocean carriers or through air providers.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:19, archived)
Are you flying from LAX? Fucking horrible airport.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:25, archived)
Sweet dreams my la ex. Can't remember the girl singing, Rachel saink maybe. Think Cathy Dennis wrote it.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:33, archived)
Cathy Dennis wrote everything, pretty sure she did britneys toxic tho I may have just made that up

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:01, archived)
apparently she wrote toxic about the supervet

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:29, archived)
No that was Bruce Wayne

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:53, archived)
I've got a real life anecdote about the supervet but sadly it's too cool for b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:43, archived)
Do you mean "Doctor" Terry Moore?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:45, archived)
I've said too much

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 23:01, archived)
It's bad, but it's no Charles de Gaulle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:51, archived)
San Francisco
LA has *really* gone downhill since I was previously here. But all Democrat cities had their funds slashed I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:03, archived)
TOPPS
is the ultimate destination for premium trading cards, exclusive sports memorabilia, and limited edition entertainment collectibles.

Shop for the latest products, explore the hobby, and sign up for 10% off coupon.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:10, archived)
I'd prefer a 10% off capon, all things considered.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:18, archived)
What about a 10% off capo?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:29, archived)
I could do you a 10% off carillon but you'll need to provide your own tower.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:44, archived)
and on that note
fuck off brb
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 18:07, archived)
So very much this^^^
Get the hint you racist cunt bollock
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 18:09, archived)
yeah this is a bongo bongo free zone

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 18:09, archived)
but mah bongos tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 12:03, archived)
Prevening
I just tried to flush out the layer of floating confetti algae in my pond, but I accidentally over engineered its construction and it literally cannot overflow.

Suggestions for how to solve my algae problem please.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:57, archived)
fuck off brb

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 18:06, archived)
Why aren't you dead
?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 18:09, archived)
he can't do anything right

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)
Because curses don't actually work.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:09, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 15:47, archived)
alrite mr b

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 15:57, archived)
had to drive to bristol and back today from plymouth
fuck me the poor cunts heading towards bristol on the m5 when we were on the way back. miles and miles of dogshit bumper to bumper stop start motorway grind. poor bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:57, archived)
Cunts
They should try the 101 southbound at 5pm
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:24, archived)
i'll recommend it to them next time i'm passing

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:27, archived)
might penetrate a pipistrelle

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:03, archived)
with a smelly herring?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:48, archived)

Pardon
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:53, archived)
i'm just quite into herrings atm

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:54, archived)
I bet you are

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)
herring have excellent hearing
bet you didn't know that!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:12, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422396
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:15, archived)
OK I've got 5 mins
You've changed your tuna
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:19, archived)
Have you got any pain killers?
I have a bit of a haddock
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:20, archived)
if you're eeling a bit flatfish i've got some anti deep essence

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:25, archived)
That pun is off the scale

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:26, archived)
it gilled me to say it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:28, archived)
I pike this!
Not really your pun was baited!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:34, archived)
Pollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:40, archived)
Actual lol
I consider you a chum
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:47, archived)
and you are my Sole, mate

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:49, archived)
Meet me at my plaice 😘

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:56, archived)
Wahoo!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:58, archived)
‘sup

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)
Hey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:22, archived)
KISS MY RUPTURED ANUS

(Great Forum Banter, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 14:57, archived)
Go on

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 15:01, archived)
Go on

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:35, archived)
You first

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:48, archived)
i can't go on

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:50, archived)
I'M NOT YOUR MUM

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 15:35, archived)
LIES

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:53, archived)
RISE to the top, I got to make it to the top, I keep on working never stop, gonna keep on pushing that prick down the board.
My head tubes are still pulsating but there's still no storm in sight, so I'm probably dying. What are you probably dying of at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 14:35, archived)
I'm the cream of the crop
I rise to the top
I never post new threads 'cause new threads are for cocks
or better yet a brb,
pushing down a beepeedee,
thinking posting new threads makes you half as cool as me
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 14:52, archived)
I like this

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:53, archived)
BUM AIDS

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 14:59, archived)
I love this

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:54, archived)
morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:23, archived)
fuck you beepbeepbeep fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:43, archived)
Having a stroke?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:48, archived)
Vinegar stroke

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:14, archived)
-str +ch

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:02, archived)
Brb claxon etc
I hate this site so much
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:23, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:24, archived)
Fin

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:26, archived)
Friday!
It's a lovely day here already - shady trees, golden sun, singing birds.
Might go for a walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:51, archived)
Might I suggest a pleasant perambulation to the picturesque hamlet of 'Go Fuck Yourself'?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:52, archived)
Fulking Hill!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:09, archived)
Only one way to fuck out

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:54, archived)
What? Outside?!
Are you completely mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:00, archived)
yeah why not

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:59, archived)
What's next, banning morning outside pubs eh

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:17, archived)
VOTE UKIP!!!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:21, archived)
You can't even smoke kippers any more

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:26, archived)
You smoke fish?
What, like in a pipe, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:08, archived)
Don't judge my vape flavour of choice

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:19, archived)
Norning

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:27, archived)
might fling a fart at a friesian

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:53, archived)
My boss is a Frisian
Not a cow or a horse, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:05, archived)
how can you be sure

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:07, archived)

esian z
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:50, archived)
Morning everyone.
You're all looking smashing today.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:02, archived)
I do my best innit

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:07, archived)
Even at your worst, your best makes everyone else's worst look medium at best!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:20, archived)
Is this about penis size?
I think it's about penis size.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:24, archived)
Well yeah, of course you'd think that.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:42, archived)
I'll have you know my penis is sick, and also bad.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:52, archived)
my penis was sick last night
all over your mum's tits
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422299
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:34, archived)
Is it wicked and/or skill?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 11:00, archived)
It's lit.
I should probably put it out lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 11:01, archived)
You should have seen me before the accident.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 11:46, archived)
Is this your way of berating me for not going to enough bashes back in the day?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:06, archived)
Still gutted I didn't make it to this one*
b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046

* swore off b3ta b4shes 5eva when this one was announced
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:14, archived)
Ugh, those are all /board people.
Freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:19, archived)
It was an unhealthy mix of /board and /talk when I went to them.
I was mostly /board at that time, but thought it was hilarious that some of them refused to talk to the /talkers. One even once suggested that people should have name badges so that he'd know if he wanted to speak to them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:28, archived)
Jesus. We b3ta people really are a bunch of belming spazzes, aren't we?
/board, /talk, /links, we're all the same really.

Fuck those /qotw weirdos though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:18, archived)
Please don't lump me in with the /links fascists.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:20, archived)
Ok fuck /links and /qotw. And /board.
But other than that we're all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:29, archived)
this is the most internet shut in shit i think i have ever heard

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:19, archived)
alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:43, archived)
not you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:55, archived)
Cheers.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:57, archived)
ur welcome

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)
Might cupcake a cockerel

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:14, archived)
mornholes

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:19, archived)
Pushing th ah bollocks to it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:36, archived)
This is definitely in the top three new threads posted today.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 17:11, archived)
Aaaaaaarfuckit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 17:30, archived)
alrite mr hrrbl

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:00, archived)
you smelly herring

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:24, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)
smelly herring bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)
That's the name of my new band

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:32, archived)
i think i saw you at wembley arena

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:35, archived)
I was the one selling knockoff t-shirts

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 19:01, archived)
knockers t-shirts?
i bought some, they were good.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 19:10, archived)
thank god only approved users are allowed to post new threads

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 17:59, archived)
I no rite

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)
never too late to learn

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:30, archived)
arseboon dilbaro?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:33, archived)
actually in your case it is too late

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:36, archived)
That has been the case for a long time

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 19:08, archived)
time makes bollocks of us all

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 19:12, archived)
Can't have standards dropping, can we?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 19:04, archived)
heavens to betsy! i should hope not!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 19:11, archived)
My tubes are playing up, must be a storm a-brewin.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:01, archived)
Tubas

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)
Ridiculous sousaphone!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 20:26, archived)
GUFFCHEESE
not really, TITSMEG

not really, hullo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:05, archived)
Mid 70s Susan George y/n

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:07, archived)
why do you want to know?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:38, archived)
Just a casual question pal, no need to be aggressive.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:50, archived)
he can't help it
He's a "needlessly argumentative perma-twat"

Apparently
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:13, archived)
'Self-appointed beeter policeman'

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:17, archived)
oh i wouldn't go that low

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 17:48, archived)

Susan Bobby
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)

Susan

Zippy and
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:53, archived)

George Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:35, archived)
It's a big fat Y from me!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)
She has recalled many holidays at the caravan park in Font-y-Gary in South Wales as a child.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:02, archived)
I thought you were that Shit Forum Banter person for a moment there.
Not really, hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:34, archived)
in a way, aren't we all?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:38, archived)
Maybe you are.
My forum banter far exceeds shit, and reaches the heady heights of mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:54, archived)
I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:08, archived)
This reminds me of that time someone said I was bad at telling stories
but I said "yeah I am" when I meant to say "no I'm not.”
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:42, archived)
A few too many blacks!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:49, archived)
Maybe they meant 'bad' like 'good', and they actually meant that you were sick at telling stories.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:48, archived)
So I actually was meant to say "yeah I am" rather than "no I'm not"?
Wow, you've really changed the context for me. I'll have to tell that story completely differently from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:55, archived)
You're one bad motherfucker.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:59, archived)
No, he's not

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:33, archived)
Yeah I am
wait no I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 17:09, archived)
I've never been so insulted

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)
A hitler style salute

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:45, archived)
heil, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:52, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:49, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:52, archived)
I have made a momentous decision
huge, epic, life-changing.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:30, archived)
Did I say decision?
I meant fart lol!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:31, archived)
LOLLLLLLLL

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:07, archived)
You're going to replace all of your old wainscotting in the drawing room
with newer, more up-to-date wainscotting?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:00, archived)
KNOBSMELL

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:36, archived)
Obie Smell M'Knobby

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)
*smells*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:07, archived)
Not exactly 12 inches, but it smells like a foot

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:34, archived)
certainly something's afoot

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:15, archived)
fucking get in
just remembered I'm going here tomorrow
www.meatopia.co.uk/

I had clean forgot
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:39, archived)
Why didn't I know about this before I got gastric surgery?
It's the kind of thing I'd love to go to, but it wouldn't be worth it now, all the things I'd want to try but couldn't, it's like torture
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:45, archived)
Since buying the tickets my wife has started on one of those weight loss drugs
We went out to dinner last night and she ate literally 4 bites of food. She won't eat anything tomorrow but there's a bar, she'll survive. She's lost shitloads of weight though, it's remarkable
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:39, archived)
That's meth for you, I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:12, archived)
I used some nutmeg in a recipe yesterday, and my brain automatically substituted 'buttsmeg.'
Thanks, Queef. Thanks a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:50, archived)
Did you grate it yourself, or use the ready-powdered stuff?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:19, archived)
Powdered buttsmeg, just add watery diarrhea

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)
I can taste the umami already

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
I have both, but this was ready powdered buttsmeg.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:12, archived)
welcs, bro

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:00, archived)
smegron

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:49, archived)
morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 8:53, archived)
I'm so deeply ashamed that I became a vampire, I can't even look myself in the mirror.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 8:55, archived)
don't feel too bad, have a steak (stake)

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:03, archived)
Braw! Have garlic sauce with that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:08, archived)
Fangs for sharing.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:27, archived)
You're welcome.
To come into my house lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:50, archived)
I got attacked by one of you vampires once
it was a real pain in the neck
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:39, archived)
I bet you were a bloody mess afterwards!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:50, archived)
What did Donald Trump's first wife's name become when she married a vampire?
Ivana Suckyourblood
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:54, archived)
I think you're wasted here

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:47, archived)
Manchester bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:07, archived)
Noel Ballagher

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:11, archived)
Wonderball

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:22, archived)
Stop Spunking Your Balls Out

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:25, archived)
Bonerhead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:37, archived)
I think they should do a mashup with the Foo Fighters
You'd Better Grohl With It
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:43, archived)
Fucking hell mate, get some help

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 10:49, archived)
Be Smear Now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 11:07, archived)
Champagne Supernovoselic

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 11:36, archived)
let's see your evidence then

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)
Nice weather here

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 19:15, archived)
Up yours dickface?

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 19:17, archived)
Subjective m'lud.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 19:45, archived)
just bought a vegan lamb's wool shirt
Wore it this evening i think the weather is still a bit too nice it's well warm out
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 19:46, archived)
Why don't they just call it a cotton shirt
Or whatever it's made out of
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 20:25, archived)
because it's made from vegan lamb's wool i spose
Dunno really. I guess no lambs were harmed making it
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 20:46, archived)
So... it's just wool, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:55, archived)
Some sheep eat deer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 22:15, archived)
If the lamb eats insects even by accident I can't see that as vegan. The fucker would eat bacon if presented to it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 22:14, archived)
don't ruin tthe illusion pls

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 23:01, archived)
ELEPHANT POLYPS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:42, archived)
Must be a tough job for the vets

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 22:15, archived)
You'd need a chainsaw to remove it
and a flame thrower to corterise.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:32, archived)
all wool is vegan
so I assume like vegan leather this is plastic?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:04, archived)
It's in the 20s and not 38
Breezy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 22:18, archived)
hot enough for you sir bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 19:45, archived)
Very pleasant yes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 22:19, archived)
It's a comfortable temperature here
Just right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:29, archived)
i think it probably always is

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:36, archived)
you are a smelly herring

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 17:30, archived)
bit rude m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 18:08, archived)
And you are a salty salmon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 18:11, archived)
i am quite salty that's true

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 18:13, archived)
How to flirt in Swedish

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 18:43, archived)
Heh

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 19:16, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:37, archived)
-smelly +red

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:37, archived)
good afternoon, spazmoe's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:20, archived)
alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:21, archived)
my new fridge freezer was so big they couldn't get it into the kitchen so I've had to get a different one :(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:34, archived)
couldn't you just change the freezer instead of the kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:41, archived)
oh YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:42, archived)
you bought one of the big uprights we have here? uneven double doors, ice dispenser in the larger door?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:45, archived)
yes, the space I intended it for is big enough but actually getting it into position was impossible

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
That's what she said!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422194
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:48, archived)
We had that issue. The spacers had to come off to get it through the door.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:47, archived)

had that issue. The are complete
c zz
had to come off to get it through the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:48, archived)
Did you get three mini fridge freezers
and stack them on top of each other in a trench coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 17:12, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 21:31, archived)
I’ve only one thing to say to you
S M E G
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:44, archived)

I've only one thing to say to you It's fun to stay at the
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:41, archived)
oh, smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
Des'reezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 16:08, archived)
Ja

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:53, archived)
sehr gut

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
I've had worse afternoons.
"Good" might be a stretch though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 14:40, archived)
better than nothing I suppose
I've been stocktaking which is fucking rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:46, archived)
Do you have the expected amount of stock
or will you need to contact Oxo to order more?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:50, archived)
stop bouillon me!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 16:14, archived)
Just igKnorr him.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 16:19, archived)
Afternoon
I was going to sort my suitcase out, but I decided to watch the green mile instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 14:47, archived)
when are you off on your hols?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:46, archived)
Next Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 18:11, archived)
morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 28 Aug 2024, 6:55, archived)
YIPPEE

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 7:00, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 7:52, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 8:05, archived)
Wednesday

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 8:15, archived)
Autumn is definitely on its way

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 8:51, archived)

Autumn the sweet release of death
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:21, archived)
ANUS

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 9:18, archived)
morning 

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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 9:44, archived)

I used to work in a factory making Dracula figures. It was hectic work; just me and one other guy on the production line.

I had to make every second count.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 28 Aug 2024, 11:55, archived)
fuck you

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:16, archived)

h
d to m
+" "
ke every second
o
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:42, archived)
Too much effort.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:43, archived)
Did you have a stake in the company?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:52, archived)
There's something of the shite about that joke.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:10, archived)
When you left your position, did you say "fangs for the opportunity"?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:37, archived)
Roasting hot bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 19:02, archived)
California steaming

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 19:14, archived)
On such a bollocks day

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 19:56, archived)
Sweat Home Alabama

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:17, archived)
Alabama Pong

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:50, archived)
hotter tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:02, archived)
climate change m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:08, archived)
it's supposed to get cooler after that though so perhaps it's fixed

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:13, archived)
we're saved!
probably got queef to thank mostly. what a guy.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:20, archived)
20:20
20's plenty
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:20, archived)
i've found a building in Urban Dead where you can't find anything
no matter how many times you search. i like urban dead because it's another forgotten corner of the internet with only a skeleton crew of users who forgot how to move on
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:26, archived)
is it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:43, archived)
Mental, 38 degrees
Fuck this, off to San Francisco
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:49, archived)
alrite brian molko

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:54, archived)
Poofs and hippies , which one you boy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 23:31, archived)
why not both?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 9:04, archived)
Poofies, maybe yours put your feet up

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 9:10, archived)
More like Poops and Druggies.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 9:25, archived)
alright 'Krusher'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 16:11, archived)
Spunk up the rice in the church where the wedding has been
Fucking obscene
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 22:35, archived)
afternoon, bellend's
my fridge freezer has died and this means rather a lot of grub is going to end up binned, fucking irritating, on the plus side we're getting one of those big American-style ones as a replacement.

That's right, it's #FridgeChat on this excellent comedy forum
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:16, archived)
RIP

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:27, archived)
+my inbox

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:41, archived)
It's your outbox I'm worried about.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 16:19, archived)
That’s not cool

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:39, archived)
things have got rather heated, ngl

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:42, archived)
Can you not just put all of the defrosted food in a hilarious 'Scooby-snack' style mega-sandwich, dislocate your jaw like a gulper eel, and eat the whole thing in one go?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:43, archived)
yes and no


ok, no
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 13:13, archived)
+gochujang

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:04, archived)
Maybe get a SMEG fridge lol

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)
no way lol
SMEG lol tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 13:13, archived)
See if you can give any of it to your local food bank
Most of them cook meals for the homeless and would be grateful for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 14:52, archived)
not a bad idea but a lot of it is open bags of frozen peas etc or my batch cooked curries etc
my condiments will be OK until tomorrow I think
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 14:55, archived)

ea ænu
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 16:26, archived)
I'll have it lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 22:10, archived)
morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 27 Aug 2024, 7:17, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 7:25, archived)
good morning THE LOVELY beepeedee

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 9:17, archived)
Alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 27 Aug 2024, 9:27, archived)
work is wank otherwise all good m8
U?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 10:23, archived)
Oui

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 27 Aug 2024, 11:51, archived)
ARSECRACK

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 9:19, archived)
jumping frack
alburquerque
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 9:29, archived)
Choke on a gunt
Morning, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 10:07, archived)
Evening bollocks to you all

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 4:58, archived)
And a morning bollocks to you

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 8:42, archived)

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