brn Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia
The Adventures of brn Munchausen
Natural brn Killers
Foxy brn
A Star is brn
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 19:05, archived)

Brno

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Sep 2024, 19:59, archived)

I've been to Brno, in 1992 while it was still in Czechoslovakia, fun anecdote for everyone's Friday #forte

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 7:49, archived)

brn thread

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:24, archived)

brn tbf

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:26, archived)

brn lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:35, archived)

Business registration number.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:49, archived)

thread brn

( MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:52, archived)

I've been brnd before
Dunno if that Mr C story is true, incidentally. I had to take the guy on face value. If we stop believing everything that people say, where are we then?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 17:03, archived)

QOTW

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 17:09, archived)

Cheers

( MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 17:14, archived)

MiseryCunt

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 17:22, archived)

now i feel depressed

( MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 17:26, archived)

Lucky old depressed!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 17:31, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

( MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 18:16, archived)

Sick brn

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 17:11, archived)

anal brn

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 18:07, archived)

brn baby brn

( $$ ✅, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 18:15, archived)

Fisto inferno

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 18:37, archived)

bum baby bum

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 21:54, archived)

brn before reading

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)

I met Mr c at clink street. He was alright. Mind you everything and everyone was, ecstasy

( mongychops, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 18:46, archived)

my dad used to walk down clink street after working at the print. he said it was very eerie and dodgy back then.
especially on foggy nights
( MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 21:07, archived)

brn people

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 18:58, archived)

be right nack

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 19:49, archived)

Hi everyone, my mate Paul got trolled on twitter by Mr C of The Shamen, pretty big fucking news eh
I'm happy to sign autographs if anyone wants one.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:03, archived)

Who?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:07, archived)

Paul.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:08, archived)

No the other one.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:09, archived)

Paul the other one, it's got bellends on it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:10, archived)

omg u Internet Troll
Who TF are "The Shamen" and why should I care?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)

You're an idiot, Trouser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:12, archived)

nuh uh!
I am the most cleverest!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:14, archived)

I follow Mr C on facebook
He's entertaining enough but he bangs on about politics in a massively hypocritical manner
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)

What name does he go by?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:18, archived)

brb

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:21, archived)

b n
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 20:06, archived)

I knew someone who knew Mr C
The guy I knew had something like 140 different mixes of Ebeneezer Goode.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:12, archived)

K, reporting this for bullying

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:12, archived)

About blimmin' time!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:14, archived)

blimm fist
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:22, archived)

blimm clobber
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:27, archived)

blimmin' Hammer
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:37, archived)

li u
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:41, archived)

bully fist
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:15, archived)

I have to confess, I have been thinking about stealing one of your hats over the years.
So you'd have to become Hat Solo.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:23, archived)

Write to fesshole.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:24, archived)

No, that's for made up stories, this is real.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:26, archived)

Dear fesshole, one time my stepmother got trapped under a table and her skirt fell off and my trousers fell down and I tripped on a bar of soap. Anyway it's all completely true.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:29, archived)

that's....rather a lot

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:31, archived)

i dunno i took ten in one night once

( MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:07, archived)

eez fist
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:51, archived)

Hi, this is a post about brn getting fisted by Tommy Robinson, while the ghost of Hitler watches and wanks.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:14, archived)

brn

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:16, archived)

brn brn brn brn brn brn brn
brrrrrrrrrnnnnn brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnn brrrrrrrrrn brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnn
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:17, archived)

Hello?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:19, archived)

Oh man, I meant brb, how will I ever live this one down!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:30, archived)

it’s pretty embarrassing, you should probably delete your account

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:34, archived)

+kill yourself

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:00, archived)

#collarspacegate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:26, archived)

In what way did he troll him?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:21, archived)

www.instagram.com/p/C_0T3G3MKXE/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:43, archived)

Alright, David Holmes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:52, archived)

not bad thanks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:53, archived)

Awooga! What a rush.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:57, archived)

thanks for the 2nd hand embarrassment
I could feel my skin actually crawling
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:02, archived)

Welcs bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:18, archived)

Chortle.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:27, archived)

I once met mr C at that nightclub he ran
I think he might have been on drugs at the time

The Shamen were fucking shit btw
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:58, archived)

Their album Drop is a decent neo psychedelic record
Their problems started when they 'went rave'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:19, archived)

Do you mean The End? That was a good club
He also had Tonic in Bognor that was alright too
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:20, archived)

yeah the end
that was it
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:42, archived)

I wish this was the end of you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:54, archived)

Afternoon all.
I've manked up my big toe and can't walk much without swelling and crippling pain. On the bright side we'll probably all be dead soon from pager explosions and Americans. How's everyone else?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:05, archived)

Still reeling from the revelation that apparently Mohammed al-Fayed was a predatory rapist,
I mean who could possibly have suspected?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:07, archived)

Paging brb

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:19, archived)

on that subject, who the fuck "liked" brb's List Of Judgements so every cunt has to look at it, fuck you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:28, archived)

Elon, probably, the contrary fucker

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:30, archived)

Oh dear, I'm on his ignore list so I didn't get to read it. Was it funny?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:31, archived)

that's my point, everyone's on his ignore list, it's on the populol page tho so every cunt can see it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:34, archived)

Maybe we just need to fill the popular page with references to fisting.
No-one could object to that.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:44, archived)

It's a welcome glimpse back to happier days

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:46, archived)

ll st
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:53, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:31, archived)

I've just gone back a couple of pages in the archive and clicked every post with "fist" in it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:04, archived)

your compassionate and community-minded can-do attitude is an example to us all

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:24, archived)

fucking hell i gave that a go, don't we talk some shite on here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:34, archived)

no it's not funny it's fucking tragic

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:39, archived)

I can see some stuff about Elon Musk. I was hoping for something more ten commandmenty. Good to know he's still gamely getting in the stocks and yelling about issues though. I thought he'd abandoned talk for a while until I realised I'd been ignored.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:53, archived)

he's pretty much just ranting to himself
some would say elon musk presides over the largest and least apologetic racist megaphone in human history, nice that brb sees some good in him though
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:30, archived)

Largest racist megaphone in history?
So that's where Mykeyboy went after he stopped posting here.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:50, archived)

some would say, some would

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:22, archived)

O how sweet it is to enjoy life, Living in honesty and strength!

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:19, archived)

I just remembered nohaha is an idiot so will need this comment explaining further.
He claim to be a Buddhist, yet one of the main tenets of Buddhism, the fourth of the five precepts no less, states one should refrain from false and harmful speech.

Mohafa is a liar. Quite a bad one too, in that he's not very good at it. He also defends racism generally, and and the hate speech and casual racism of his friends specifically, making him a particularly terrible Buddhist.

One of his lies is about me ignoring 'everyone'. Of the 30 talk active users listed here, I ignore the 4 overt racists. 13.33% is not everybody.

Remember why he's ignoring me: He honestly believed I was Bou. I think the reason for this paranoid delusion is his harmful addiction to drugs, another thing that makes him such a failure as a Buddhist.

He's also terrible at ignoring. Like one or two of the overt racists I ignore, he can't seem to last very long without holding my name in his mouth.

Nohaha: If you want to ignore me, just do it. It should be easy! Just stop thinking about me, stop caring. It should be such an easy task, especially for a Buddhist.

You should certainly stop lying about me, as that gets my attention, which is something you ostensibly DON'T want, because you're ignoring me, remember.

Fool.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:50, archived)

*boooom

*Weeping crowds of colour, blm flag flown at half mast.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:30, archived)

I can't believe it.
He seemed so normal.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:19, archived)

He was a close friend of Michael Jackson, you can't get any more childlike innocence than that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:21, archived)

'Drink the fucking Jesus juice Mo! It's your turn in the propeller hat!'

MJ - 2005 maybe
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:35, archived)

With great power and money comes great opportunities for inappropriate sexual behaviour
- Batman
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:57, archived)

go back to muskow

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:33, archived)

Very strange attitudes towards women, that guy.
I heard he had major 'mummy' issues.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:28, archived)

you're thinking of Brendan Fraser m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:56, archived)

I know I am
he's dreamy
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:01, archived)

afternoon

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:08, archived)

Afternoon. I'm hungry. Is it lunch time yet?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:10, archived)

lunchtime is a state of mind, man

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:12, archived)

This sounds like a drugs thing
and I won't stand for it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:41, archived)

(Because his legs don't work from all the massive drugs)

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:21, archived)

I'd try and argue against that
but I haven't a leg to stand on. Because of the massive drugs.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:32, archived)

evening

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:20, archived)

Is it your right big toe? Because those are right big.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:27, archived)

fuck you

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:28, archived)

IT'S STILL BIG THO

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:30, archived)

-H +E

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:30, archived)

TEO

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:36, archived)

It's the left one. I toe punted the end of a bed.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:37, archived)

at the end of the 90s i got back-heeled in the foot playing soccer, it shattered the joint in my right big toe, which is right big
football i mean, fuck it
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:44, archived)

Nasty, how long did it take to heal? Mine's not broken but I did it a week ago and I still can't do anything without it going back to square one.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:57, archived)

i developed reflex sympathetic dystrophy, the hospital thought i was blagging to get strong painkillers and they didn't take me seriously
by the time it was recognized i was fucked, had to walk with a cane for 2 years, still have pain today.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:35, archived)

Lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:53, archived)

Fuck.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:59, archived)

but wait, there's more

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:25, archived)

Good thanks, just charged up my Tesla for free (well at the expense of my partners anyway) in the surgery car park.
Did I mention I have a Tesla now?

That Elon Musk is a genius and I won't hear a bad word said about him.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:54, archived)

He's quite a guy. You know, apart from his nazi death satellites of doom.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:02, archived)

If the Nazis had managed to invent death satellites we'd probably have colonised Mars by now.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:06, archived)

They did invent flying saucers though, they're all controlled by Hitlers preserved head from his moustache shaped underground lab in Argentina.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:10, archived)

Space 卐
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:16, archived)

Did I mention that I'm jealous of your Tesla?

(Fantasma:, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:38, archived)

Just saw some gruesome footage of the pager explosions aftermath.
People with half their hands blown off.
(Fantasma:, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:36, archived)

Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:52, archived)

Alright mate.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:59, archived)

Back in work today
Not happy about it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:04, archived)

not too bad ta
bout to finish work for the week and am trying to decide where to go for dinner, might go Nepalese in Forest Gate, might not.

Might toss off a tortoise
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:53, archived)

I pronounces it "Tor-Twahs' lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:55, archived)

I'm going to start doing the same thing IMMEDIATELY

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:57, archived)

It's whimsical

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:01, archived)

it's totes whims, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:01, archived)

👆

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:02, archived)

alright Nigella, stick it in the mick-roe-wah-vay

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:14, archived)

fuck off

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:26, archived)

<s>m </s> w

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:23, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 2:05, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 4:09, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 7:31, archived)

morning chevron

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:58, archived)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 8:15, archived)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 7:05, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 7:08, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 7:31, archived)

morning

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 7:13, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 7:31, archived)

morning

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 8:18, archived)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 8:15, archived)

morning

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 8:18, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 7:57, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 7:58, archived)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 8:15, archived)

Morning Cheers!

(Fantasma:, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 8:02, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:15, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 8:54, archived)

morning

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 9:40, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:16, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 9:22, archived)

GEOMORNING

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:16, archived)

Morning.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 10:17, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:16, archived)

Got the new Jesus Lizard album on here

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 10:42, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:14, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:17, archived)

they never topped International Bright Young Thing, for me

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:54, archived)

Alright, emvee

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:00, archived)

This woke trans nonsense is getting out of hand, someone needs to tell him that 'Messiah' isn't a gender

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:59, archived)

/links is over there mate -------->

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:00, archived)

morning

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:24, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:31, archived)

morning

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:40, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:47, archived)

look how much longer are we doing this it's confusing me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:54, archived)

5 minutes

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 11:55, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:01, archived)

ELON MUSK CAN LICK MY ASS

(sticklebricks, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 18:47, archived)

Yes brb

(Fantasma:, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 18:53, archived)

I was never one of these Musk fanboys
because I am very much in favour of unions, working rights, civil rights, etc., and he was always on the wrong side of that argument, BUT...

I think he's on the right side when it comes to Mars, becoming an interplanetary species, and the need for cheaper space travel. I was pleased to see him supporting the Mars Society, and his X-Prize challenge is noble.

But the stupid Nazi shit just makes him a cunt. Twitter is a moron-only space now. The animal torture is unforgivable. Choosing to be a right wing edgelord culture warrior over having a relationship with his own child makes him a cunt. Supporting Trump makes him an evil, stupid cunt. 'Elon time' is a cute spin on his inability to tell the truth to investors and reporters. He's a monumental bellend.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:15, archived)

You should definitely press him for a cushy job though.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:16, archived)

Animal torture, do you mean for neuralink?

(Fantasma:, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:21, archived)

Yeah.
I'm sure we spoke about this before.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:52, archived)

Probably. My bad memory gives me a perpetual groundhog day.

(Fantasma:, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 7:34, archived)

You just sound jealous, bro.
Maybe get more exercise or something?

All the best,
Dave
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 10:17, archived)

Odd that I should sound jealous to you.
Perhaps you're trapped in your mean schoolgirl phase?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:20, archived)

HE CAN LICK MINE AS WELL

( MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:15, archived)

brb, i mean

( MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:19, archived)

Elon Musk can lick your brb?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:34, archived)

my buggered ring blue?

( MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:40, archived)

Always got the impression he was more of a cock sucker than an ass licker
Might tweet him later for an answer
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:58, archived)

Apparently all you need to do to get blocked by him
is post a picture of him pre-hairplugs.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 20:30, archived)

He better stay away from my mule

( mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 20:00, archived)

and my axe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 20:01, archived)

Second Most Pointless Post On A Small Comedy Forum! David Rush's record was in real danger with this one.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 20:00, archived)

"Comedy"

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 20:38, archived)

,

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 22:43, archived)

Im going to pretend he is Ian's brother. Liverpool and Wales striker and cut his own niche doing Guinness world records

( mongychops, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 1:03, archived)

Top level scum free thread.
Hello cool people, and people I've not yet decided are scum. How's it going?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 18:05, archived)

What are your views on Elon Musk?
I like him. Does that make me scum?
(Fantasma:, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 18:24, archived)

(We went to the same school so I'm biased)

(Fantasma:, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 18:28, archived)

Sorry. This place is for banter only

(Fantasma:, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 18:41, archived)

BOLLOCKS!
, Trouser 👖
(Fantasma:, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 18:41, archived)

See! There you go again, posting Top Level comments.
Outrageous. Someone stop this fascist bastard!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:09, archived)

Alright Peter Hitchens, Trouser.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:54, archived)

🎵If you see a racist bore
Now is the time
Now is the time
to click on ignore 🎶
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 20:00, archived)

It's going fine
Thanks for asking
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 22:06, archived)

that was a big poo
How are your barn doors operating? You could drive a tractor through mine after that
( MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 15:55, archived)

I don't have a tractor so I won't be driving it anywhere ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 15:58, archived)

you can borrow it if you want

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 16:08, archived)

I'll give you the key

( MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 16:08, archived)

I have the key, just not the tractor

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 16:19, archived)

oh dear what a mix up
Do you need the number for tractomer services?
( MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 16:28, archived)

Alright, the urban cookie collective

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)

i don't know what that is and i don't like it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:43, archived)

He was outstanding in his field!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 16:40, archived)

Bullocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:43, archived)

I always need to do a massive one while teaching

(Fantasma:, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 16:42, archived)

can't you stream from the bog?
Live from the gape?
( MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 17:01, archived)

No they will hear the grunting

(Fantasma:, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 17:57, archived)

Flapping in the breeze

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 17:08, archived)

Been to see that Jim Moir bird paintings exhibition?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 17:39, archived)

No, is it worth a visit?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)

Dunno, not been yet, paintings look alright on the website

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 17:58, archived)

my ringpiece looks alrite on a website mate

( MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:28, archived)

then why fucking go

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:44, archived)

I ended up on his x feed, it's the only really entertaining one I've ever seen

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:54, archived)

Hitler, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 22:40, archived)

that fucker blocked me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 22:43, archived)

afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:33, archived)

I can't stop thinking about David Rush

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:36, archived)

Wish I could be like David Rush
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:46, archived)

+rt +rt +rt +rt +rt +rt +rt +rt

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:46, archived)

most +rts ever in a reply! don't tell david, he's a bit competitive

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:21, archived)

Bit racist, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:26, archived)

WOT

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:30, archived)

I'm guessing that stands for Whites Only, Thanks
if you are the massive racist you've been accused of being.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:32, archived)

Wank Off Trouser

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:34, archived)

If you insist.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:34, archived)

+, Trouser

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:34, archived)

Stop trying to be brb!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:35, archived)

2bbrb

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 15:01, archived)

if u try 2 b brb u'll just b brb-b

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 15:31, archived)

-hanks +rouser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)

STARRING TOM ROUSER

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 15:32, archived)

+,

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 15:57, archived)

David THRUSH more like!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 15:12, archived)

I'm Rushing myself as I type this

( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 15:14, archived)

who doesn't like bats? bat racist.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 15:01, archived)

I wonder what record David Rush is wanting to break right now
Or 'Rushy' as he is known to his mates
( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 15:14, archived)

Rushy Sunak

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 15:19, archived)

I guess that means he's already broken the economy!
#satire #2025
( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 15:21, archived)

Most David Rush-like person

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 16:07, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 6:54, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 6:58, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 7:33, archived)

Bit racist

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:27, archived)

Hopefully.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:46, archived)

not you

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 7:13, archived)

You would say that

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 7:32, archived)

I did say that

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 7:44, archived)

No you never

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 10:48, archived)

I bloody did too!

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:05, archived)

bit racist m8

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 7:58, archived)

Not racist enough.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 8:42, archived)

Yes

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 8:19, archived)

Morning, all you beautiful b3ta specimens.
/ac
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 8:56, archived)

what about all us ugly cunts?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 8:58, archived)

Shut up sticklebricks, you're the most beautiful of us all.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:02, archived)

aw shucks

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:03, archived)

A very low bar indeed

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 10:59, archived)

I'm just going to assume David Rush holds the world record for lowest bar.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:35, archived)

Bit racist

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:27, archived)

David Rush holds the world record for bit racist.
Are you racist David? No, I'm a bit racist - the greatest bit racist in the world.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:50, archived)

A miracle!
my 12 year old Kindle has just undied itself. It stopped working about three weeks ago, thought it was kaput but after draining down all the way it seems to have restarted and is now back up and running. Yay! So handy for holidays so I can have a selection of books in my pocket.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:29, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:43, archived)

Someone do a strikey to make it read as if garold has a 12 year old houseboy or sutin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:47, archived)

Someone do a strikey to make it read as if I wish I was
ha '
a
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:54, archived)

Cool.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Sep 2024, 10:07, archived)

Praise David!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:38, archived)

n le

_{probably a bit late}
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 8:42, archived)

David Rush clinched a Guinness World Record in 2021 after wrapping his wife in cling wrap in 1 minute and 2 seconds.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:39, archived)

No human in history has caught as many marshmallows fired from a homemade catapult in the space of one minute (77), nor has anyone put on more T-shirts in 30 seconds (17).

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:52, archived)

he can also be found under the heading
world's most tragic cunt
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 12:27, archived)

Amazing!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:37, archived)

I've cling film wrapped myself in 58 seconds.
In your face David Rush!
( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:55, archived)

Most in-your-faces received on a moribund flebsite: David Rush

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 12:07, archived)

I wish I could have witnessed that
It sounds amazing
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:07, archived)

Sure but David Rush already wished to witness that more than you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:32, archived)

His wife was approached for a comment
"Mffffffumfffhfff"
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 12:07, archived)

World's most muffled wife: Mrs. David Rush

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:34, archived)

morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:55, archived)

Alright
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 23:42, archived)

alright

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 23:48, archived)

mofs

( mongychops, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 23:55, archived)

mongy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 23:59, archived)

Yeah good thanks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 0:37, archived)

No. Not alright.
Not alright AT ALL.
(Fantasma:, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 23:48, archived)

we know

( MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 2:54, archived)

Better today. Thank heavens for good sleep

(Fantasma:, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 7:44, archived)

Sweet as mate. Chilled as. Not a worry in the world. I pity people with problems, they need to chill

( mongychops, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 23:53, archived)

Everyone has problems, it's up to us how we react to them, know what I mean

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 0:37, archived)

How do I ignore this brb fuckwit?
Is the function down?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Sep 2024, 19:35, archived)

i can't see this got u on ignore soz

( MiseryCunt, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 19:39, archived)

You're not just morally inferior you're intellectually incapable too.
Perhaps this whole internet thing just isn't for you?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 19:45, archived)

Racist fucktard

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Sep 2024, 20:03, archived)

Says the person using racist language
and complaining that they can't use the simplest of online interfaces.

You literally just unignored me today, scum.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 20:07, archived)

Right click the ignore button & open in new tab, works then

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 20:08, archived)

Thank you
and thank fuck that dick is gone
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Sep 2024, 20:11, archived)

I just play it safe now and block anyone with a username starting with b
Means I'm ignoring myself but every war has casualties
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 21:12, archived)

But what if baldmonkey comes back? Or Bud Munquai? Or Blue Star? Or Bob Todd? Or Boondocks, YEAH!?
Won't you want to know what they've been up to?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 21:40, archived)

No.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 17 Sep 2024, 22:39, archived)

Spoiler alert: fingered pocket tampons.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 23:06, archived)

Fixed it now

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 22:42, archived)

are you purely tech support or an actual mod?
because there's a south african who claims to be in italy right now that could do with an ip ban
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 22:48, archived)

thank you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 23:49, archived)

↑↑↓↓←→←→BA

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 20:44, archived)

Baracus

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 20:52, archived)

Obamaru

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 2:08, archived)

What's that little scamp done now? Always living his best life that one

( mongychops, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 21:39, archived)

Grow up tits

(Fantasma:, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 7:43, archived)

the best thing about b3ta is when people take it seriously
might tit up a tiger
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 15:45, archived)

just guffed on a goldfish

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:00, archived)

in a serious way

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:06, archived)

you wouldn't guff on a goldfish

( MiseryCunt, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)

I'm in the BFI cafe and Hatty Hayridge is one table over from me
how about that, YOU BUNCH OF EVIL RACISTS?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:24, archived)

Shout ‘OI, SMEGHEAD’ at her, she’s definitely never heard that before and will find it well lol

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:27, archived)

I was in the cafe at the Wallace Collection in West London some years ago and Laurence Llewellyn Bowen was on the next table
Basically tl;dr my life is one long parade of cafe-based minor celebrity encounters
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)

I shouted 'OI SMEGHEAD' at him, he’d definitely heard that before and still found it well lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)

Laurence Pooellyn more like!1

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:06, archived)

haha no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)

I saw her in KFC in Twickenham about 30 years ago, does she never stop eating?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:17, archived)

nope, never

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:23, archived)

I once saw former Portsmouth football club legend Micky Quinn in a KFC in Cowplain
And if there's anyone more famous than that, who also eats fried chicken, I don't want to know about it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:26, archived)

totes ledge m8,
totes ledge
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:34, archived)

Gonna need pictures for this one, soz

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:52, archived)

deepai.org/gallery-item/3cb77e51ae084a7b87046947952d3b69/micky-quinn-in-portsmouth-fc-kit-eating-kfc.jpg.html
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 18:14, archived)

No way!
I thought he was eating my favourite, crisps and mince.
( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 19:03, archived)

still haven't fixed the finger problem then

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 22:49, archived)

fucking hell, I thought you meant Hattie Jaques and was like 'but she's dead'
I once saw the gollum bloke at the bfi cafe before he was gollum
was going to make a Street Wise reference but couldn't think of one
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 18:00, archived)

"haha you're that cunt from street wise", not difficult is it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 23:58, archived)

if only you'd been there with me :(

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 6:01, archived)

The internet, as you know, is very serious business

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:27, archived)

I looked, god help me.
If he really wants to stick it to some racists there's no shortage of hardcore racist websites.
I don't think it's remotely possible to take him seriously.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:45, archived)

all I want is to have a nice forum where I can say 'pearoast' and 'glasscock' all day without any bad vibes :*(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:53, archived)

This comment made me realise what a waste of time it was
ever trying to have a reasonable conversation with this fool.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:49, archived)

lol our site's been hacked and now the google link to our locations page takes you to a Japanese wig shop

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:00, archived)

That was me m8

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:04, archived)

nice one m8
can I order one of the bright orange anime style wigs plz, size xxxl
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:11, archived)

uwu

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:27, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:34, archived)

JFC TAKE THE FUCKING HINT WILL YOU

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:38, archived)

^ worse than Dave Grohl

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:59, archived)

Great Banter Failure
Hey knobwank's, how's your Wednesday? I'm working which is rather unfortunate but it's alright.

Alt: SHITCOCK
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 15:44, archived)

ooh accidental stompage

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 15:45, archived)

turtle power

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 15:46, archived)

accidental stompage Gary Davies
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 15:51, archived)

genuine lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 15:57, archived)

tom ee
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:33, archived)

I've just been made aware of the latest racist outburst from the attention starved mentals here.
If your reaction to your friends' racism is to giggle and make stupid comments about anti-racists, you are scum.

As the UK riots highlighted, racism is a real problem among idiots in this country. We need to be rid of it, and of them.

I call on all decent b3tans to do the right thing. Cast the racists out. Do not support them.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 15:23, archived)

If you cast all of the attention-starved mentals off /talk there’d be no-one left.
That said, I can’t stand racists. Coming here, threatening our way of life, with their different attitudes and their funny words we can’t understand and all.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 15:35, archived)

Yeah yeah keep it light.
You should stop supporting racists and you should call them out for their racism.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:59, archived)

Prove you're not one of them first!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 18:20, archived)

There's no onus (lol anus) on me to prove anything.
You should choose to be a decent person. You should stop being friends with and stop supporting people who do racism. You should not attack people who stand up to racists.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 19:26, archived)

I must have missed it because of the people who are ignoring me.
I thought of having a look but I don't have the energy for it today.
I'm so fucking tired and disillusioned.
(Fantasma:, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:02, archived)

They only say these things to get a reaction from YOU

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:29, archived)

Welcome back to the cool half of the site.
You really need to stop being friends with racists. Stop supporting them. Stop attacking anti-racists. Start being a decent human.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:56, archived)

WOW I really don't even know where to start with your presumptuousness
No one here is my friend

I don't attack anyone

I most certainly am a decent human being

and FYI

I am a 52 year old strong independent black woman

Wind your neck in brb, you are no better than anyone else on this site
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Sep 2024, 18:37, archived)

I don't mind how you choose to identify,
but your identity (lol titty) does not qualify your stupidly wrong opinions, or cancel out your continued acts of support and friendship of racists.

Your reaction to your racist friends doing racism is well below the standards of basic human decency, in my honest and evidently morally superior opinion.

Please do get more upset, online, about that.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 19:23, archived)

DUMB ASS CRACKER

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Sep 2024, 19:32, archived)

Oh look at you doing comedy ironic anti-white racism
while pretending to be a black woman. How clever and how funny. Thank goodness you don't take anything seriously on this comedy website.

You should remove yourself from this situation, scum.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 19:42, archived)

Seems like whoever told you is doing it to shit stir and it worked.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:36, archived)

This is a bad reaction.
You should be upset that your friends are doing racism. You should tell them it is not okay. You should stop supporting them.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:57, archived)

ALRIGHT CUNT S

(sticklebricks, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 12:58, archived)

it's rob's b3taday
let's all gaz him our best wishes
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 11:48, archived)

on fesshole presumably, or he won't ever see them

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 12:01, archived)

I wonder how much he donated

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 13:03, archived)

oh lol I replied to Trouser's post in the wrong place, what am I like rofl

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 11:15, archived)

, Trouser

(Fantasma:, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 11:36, archived)

please stop wasting threads

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 13:03, archived)

and yet the mods do nothing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 18:10, archived)

My Top Level is higher up than your puny Top Level.
Comment BELOW.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 11:11, archived)

BELLOW.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 11:15, archived)

Very good.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 11:19, archived)

Don't engage with it.
(Me)
(Fantasma:, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 11:37, archived)