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if you are mean to a crow they'll hate you
they'll also tell their kids you're shit and they'll hate you. and they'll pass it on. crows teach other crows.

and so even crows that never saw you be mean to anything will hate you. they'll mock you. and quite commonly, they'll shit on your car. somehow they know you don't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)
Seen Alfred Hitchocks The Birds?
Thems were crows thems were.
(Fantasma:, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:38, archived)
i've seen alfred hitchcock's balls

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:08, archived)
Suspenseful teabagging, how English.
Were they a bit twisted or just pendulous. Judging by the size of the man I would guess the latter
(Fantasma:, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:33, archived)
Time to die

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 1:25, archived)
unexpected blade runner

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:33, archived)
A well a everybody's seen Alfred Hitchcocks The Birds

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 1:26, archived)
It gets light around here slowly
Because of how it goes
Every day we hear the same dumb list
Of those crows' woes
Thinking they're so holy
While leaving mementos
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:43, archived)
so minty

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:59, archived)
FRESH

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:06, archived)
I read a thing about a guy who was kind to the crows that lived near his house
and mean to the ones near his work,
and he effectively started a crow war
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:35, archived)
a craw?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:53, archived)
no

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:09, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:56, archived)
i wanna take you to a crow war

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:00, archived)
I wanna take you to a crow bar

(PORCY, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:12, archived)
crowbar tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:27, archived)
cojones

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:10, archived)
crowjones

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:27, archived)
Edgar Alan Poo ^

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:32, archived)
Poo Poo Party

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 22:22, archived)
chrome, chromatic, croquet, crocus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:37, archived)
what tree do black birds live in?
croak
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:56, archived)
what time of year do black birds like best?
crowstmas
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 1:10, archived)
which royal regalia is named after black birds?
crown
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 1:12, archived)
which eastern european country is named after black birds?
crowatia
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 1:15, archived)
which black birds are fried and served on top of soup?
crowtons
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 1:16, archived)
Arsefternoon.
What's the best thing about your Monday? I have to be in the office today so everything is shit, except you lovely bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:38, archived)
I'm doing unwanted and unexpected overtime
Which sucks massive hairy donkey bollocks.
I have, however, decided to try to break the world record for the longest hand-knitted scarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)
You've got your work cut out for you.
"The longest knitted scarf measures 4,565.46 m (14,978 ft 6.16 in) long and was achieved by Helge Johansen (Norway), in Oslo, Norway, on 12 November 2013."

Maybe the quickest method would be to destroy other long scarves so that yours is the longest by default, rather than knit one that's longer than 4.5km.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:56, archived)
I know the current record
I made a half-arsed attempt at it many years ago, gave up at 72ft because I ran out of wool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:29, archived)
That's not half-arsed, that's 0.0048-arsed.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:37, archived)
what did you do with a 72ft long scarf?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:20, archived)
Unravelled it
And made blankets with the wool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:32, archived)
👍

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:55, archived)
A present for Wormulus?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:58, archived)
Scarf wearing cockhound?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:58, archived)
The very same

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:58, archived)

Particularly attuned to the requirements of lay and professional clients, Wormulus is regularly instructed in cocks involving hounds with complex scarves.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:02, archived)
Just another day, innit.
Was on the balcony earlier, threw some pennies to the poor people. You know, the usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:50, archived)
We, your inferiors, bask in your adulation.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:57, archived)
International Gestational Sac Day

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:55, archived)
Do I need to do something to commemorate this special occasion?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:03, archived)
Gestate

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:30, archived)
*gestates*

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:51, archived)
Monday going okay.
Haven't lost my temper
Haven't stalked anyone
Haven't taken anything personally :)
I'm teaching so I'm tired. I can't do this until I die. I might have to resort to a life of crime.
(Fantasma:, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:56, archived)
Keep it up.
Don't do any crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:03, archived)
There are 6 main mafias here
I'm applying...
(Fantasma:, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:28, archived)
JOKE!

(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 18:57, archived)
The best thing is my GP appointment in 1 hour.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:09, archived)
That's pretty shit then.
Unless you've got an appointment to collect an award for Most Attractive Genitalia 2024 which comes with a large cash prize, and your GP is the one presenting the award.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:35, archived)
Sorry we've had to cancel your appointment due to unexpected staff sickness.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:48, archived)
She actually had a cold and a facemask...
Looking forward to getting a viral infection now.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:42, archived)
How did it go?

(Fantasma:, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:40, archived)
Slowly but with a good result, hopefully.
Got prescribed some hardcore nose drugs which I'll get tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:46, archived)
But what happened about your ear infection?

(Fantasma:, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:53, archived)
I refer the honorable lady to the answer I just gave some moments ago.
The drugs are delivered via the nose, the target is the inner ear/sinuses/Eustachian tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:53, archived)
Ah ha!
Good!
(Fantasma:, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:15, archived)
worked hard today so tomorrow is easy
so the best thing about today is in fact, tomorrow.
to summarise: the best thing about monday is tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 17:34, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 17:52, archived)
I’m not sure such a short post needed a summary
but thanks for sharing anyway. I hope your Tuesday is everything you deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:10, archived)
oh it won't be
but it'll be better than today
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:13, archived)
monday < tuesday

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:24, archived)
This is a universal truth.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:40, archived)
Happy days

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:14, archived)
GESTATIONAL SAC MORNING

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 9:40, archived)
It's a bit weird that the forums keep going down
when I'm going back through my post history.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 9:41, archived)
lololol
# I kind of miss bou
I loved the way she completely didn't get this place and took everything personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:41, More)
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:01, archived)
How times have changed, eh?
No wait they're entirely the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:02, archived)
I'm a little better than those days
More medication
I haven't stalked anyone
(Fantasma:, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:36, archived)
+ for literally hours

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 13:59, archived)
You would say that while you're sitting there in your house
wearing that green shirt again and picking your nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:05, archived)
I'm so happy that someone missed me
Even if it was only you
(Fantasma:, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:36, archived)
So it's your fault.
Stop it 🤣
(Fantasma:, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:23, archived)
RETURN OF THE SAC

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 9:46, archived)
SAC MY BALLS

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 9:57, archived)
morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 30 Sep 2024, 9:57, archived)
it is my 51st birthday
wooyay and pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:20, archived)
Birthday Cheers
lol old
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:22, archived)
I received a Happy Birthday email...from Greggs
a new low
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:14, archived)
Take a big shit on top

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:21, archived)
Gareth 'Gaz+
+Jones
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:26, archived)
-Gr +Sm

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:22, archived)
OLD!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:22, archived)
OLD 'EH EFF' M8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:23, archived)
Please accept one unit of Happy Birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:29, archived)
Received with thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:23, archived)
Just another 60 years to go until you leave the Shire

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:51, archived)
I'm a bit too big to be a hobbit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:24, archived)
Especially in those clown shoes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:24, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt, it's my 47th

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:57, archived)
the very best of birthday wishes to you, you suppurating helmet

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:25, archived)
happy birthday mr. h

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:39, archived)
Cheers mofahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)
Happy birthday, you old bastard.
/ac from about 30 seconds ago
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:03, archived)
Happy birthday!
We all seem to have the same Birthday week, we should form some sort of club
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:53, archived)
Happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:20, archived)
thanks pal

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:27, archived)
happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:39, archived)
chz m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:25, archived)
Happy birthday, you old bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:03, archived)
much obliged, squire

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:26, archived)
Happy birthday on this day which is your birthday, being the anniversary of the day on which you were born.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 13:59, archived)
Invisible years
Invisiyears
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:17, archived)
Happy birthday!
May you have a higher number of future birthdays than you are statistically entitled to.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:52, archived)
Unlikely nig

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:17, archived)
happy birthday to you and anyone else who wants to have a birthday this week
youtu.be/EyA2Uf4Fk-g
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 17:37, archived)
Thanks Dick
I detest Bowie Deacon tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:40, archived)
BACK IN SAC

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:01, archived)
happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:49, archived)
It's on Wednesday but thanks, happy birthday to you too.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:50, archived)
NO U

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:33, archived)
Sunday evening bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:18, archived)
it's bollocks from me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:27, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 23:23, archived)
and it's bollocks from him

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 23:46, archived)
Resemble a couple of scoops of elephant skin

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 0:00, archived)
IN YOUR BUTT

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:33, archived)
Step aside.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:34, archived)
Ere come the hotstepper

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 23:14, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8425443
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 23:58, archived)
You're the lyrical gangster

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 0:00, archived)
I cba to keep this up, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 0:59, archived)
Goodnight
Sleep well and stay warm!
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:35, archived)
No!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:35, archived)
No what?

(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:36, archived)
is this one of those fuck off i'm going to bed threads?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:37, archived)
i'd like an alarm call and some toast if it is

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:37, archived)
No? I'm not saying fuck off.
I'm just saying I'm going to bed.
And wishing everyone a good night. I'm old and I have to face many people tomorrow.
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:39, archived)
i'm in bed already

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:41, archived)
I know it's a bit early. It's 21h43 here.
When do you normally go to sleep?
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:44, archived)
between ten and evelven usually

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:49, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:16, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:28, archived)
Grey, dull, and windy - but enough about me.
Time to break out the ciders!
What are you folks doing to fend off the autumnal gloom?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)
billy down the japper

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:51, archived)
Turtle power

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:52, archived)
ffs
I only just got that song out of my head, and you go and put it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:02, archived)
shaddup a your face

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:57, archived)
Not had any of the stuff for decades
I suspect I'd blow a blood vessel now.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)
I only ever had it when I was skanked.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:09, archived)
alright Buster

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:21, archived)
toot down the chute

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:21, archived)
I overeat and drink nice wine.
And sleep. Hiberating already.
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:15, archived)
Are you cultivating a bear-like rectal poo plug?
All the best hibernators are doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:19, archived)
Unfortunately I have too much gas
So the damn thing shoots out like a cork
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)
SHOVE IT BACK IN WITH A STICK

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:40, archived)
TOO FAT TO REACH BACK THERE K

(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)
i just had a lovely bacon and peanut butter sarnie

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:10, archived)
That sounds truly awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:15, archived)
i thought that for about ten years until i tried it
honestly, fucking delicious
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:37, archived)
Nah, peanuts taste terrible.
Just have bacon and BBQ sauce on top of a steak instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)
Self-own, now incredibly hungry and do not have steak or bacon...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:05, archived)
have a steaky bacon sarnie

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:35, archived)
oh. have some dry bread instead

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:55, archived)
It's like bacon and banana
I just can't imagine it. But I eat banana sandwiches.
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:29, archived)
no it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:51, archived)
Scrolling on my phone at my mum's kitchen table
I will be going home and making chicken barley soup soon, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:35, archived)
Why did you steal the chicken's barley?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:40, archived)
It knows why

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:51, archived)
it was barley (barely) hungry
i didn't use chatgpt for this i made it up myself
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:53, archived)
watching a kitesurfer with a hydrofoil board from my bedroom window

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:02, archived)
Somebody making good use of the wind...

(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:12, archived)
Apart from comic relief

(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:17, archived)
so a hydrofoil board is some kind of optical device is it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:23, archived)

this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)
and that's some kind of optical device is it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)
optional device, yes
are you a fucking engluish teacher now
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:36, archived)
i can't even speak engluish

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:57, archived)
neither can i now you mention it
i could before, but now i can't. werid.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:00, archived)
Put your glasses on, that's some kid's escaped garden trampoline

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:27, archived)
that'll explain the screams

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:35, archived)
lol

(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:19, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8425408
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:51, archived)
you've got issues m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:43, archived)
engluish issues?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:58, archived)
possibly. how sticky are you?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 21:58, archived)
stupid pritt

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:00, archived)
Phone battery chicken
Seeing how low it will go before it automatically shuts d
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:30, archived)
rip

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:45, archived)
Factory farm reset

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:57, archived)
YOUR MUM

(Great Forum Banter, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:32, archived)
shitting in a bin

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:43, archived)
pissing in the cistern

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:10, archived)
taking a dumpster

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:56, archived)
I am now drinking cider

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:57, archived)
heathen

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:09, archived)
morning wind

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 7:41, archived)
*parp*

(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 7:48, archived)
no it's really windy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 8:10, archived)
*parp*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 8:15, archived)
*waves the air*
Phew
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:10, archived)
do you think the queen actually just had really bad flatulence?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:31, archived)
I'm sure she could let off a thorough parp in her day.
While everybody pretended it was air freshener.
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:53, archived)
philip dear i just dropped my guts

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:59, archived)
I know dear it's extremely *fragrant* around here suddenly.
Yes you bloody well baffed you filthy old bat
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 13:01, archived)
Morning bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 8:40, archived)
*parp*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 9:25, archived)
is it too early to have a beer?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 9:58, archived)
it's 5 o'clock somewhere

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:03, archived)
good enough

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:29, archived)
In the middle ages
Water was so unsafe that people would drink what was known as "small beer", basically a weak ale, from the moment they woke up. Even babies went straight from breast to small beer. Therefore, there is a long established tradition of beer drinking at breakfast time.
So yes, it's never too early for a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)
yes i knew that. i watch a lot of educational youtubes. townsends is a great channel if you like 18th century cooking!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 11:57, archived)
I will have to look into that

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 12:18, archived)
to own one you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)
to fuck one I think

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 15:25, archived)
stout?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:25, archived)
I've had no complaints

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:35, archived)
^ bitter

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 21:34, archived)
nein danke

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 13:51, archived)
Was husbands birthday party yesterday
We are a bit fragile
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 12:31, archived)
Lol gay

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 29 Sep 2024, 12:48, archived)
not if you're married, marriage is straight

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 14:47, archived)
let's get a couple of things straight between us

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)
hair of the dog m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 14:39, archived)
powders of the dog mate

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 15:26, archived)
Worming AND flea?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:28, archived)
Bring back Wormulus!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:38, archived)
fuck off brb
Is it booze of the clock yet?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:01, archived)
Yes. I've got wine

(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:03, archived)
I've only got the 5 bottles in the house
Bit touch and go tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:06, archived)
Heh.
You having red or white tonight?
(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:15, archived)
Red, can't beat a bit of Malbec
What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:20, archived)
I'm savouring a little bit of Vermentino
That my landlord gifted us for Ferragosto
(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:26, archived)
Sounds very nice
Can't say I've tried it, will look out for it
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:39, archived)
I'll look out for you m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 19:41, archived)
Malbec looks good
I haven't had it tho
(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:29, archived)
It's much the same same as Shiraz
or a less smooth Merlot
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:40, archived)
I'm a shiraz man
Ska ba da ba dee bop doo wop de dop
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:42, archived)
alright Babylon Zoo, ever written a spherical song?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 20:15, archived)
Sounds good
:) Enjoy that!
(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:44, archived)
Hardly drink these days but yeah, why not

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:09, archived)
woo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:44, archived)
-w +p
lol poo
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:59, archived)
it's Saturday
so, yeah
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:11, archived)
yay

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:44, archived)
Not for me
Although I am going out, but also not booze o'clock then either.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:11, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:43, archived)
It was booze off the clock 9.5 hours ago
Fuck of brb
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 20:26, archived)
I just learned that what what in the butt is 17 years old.
Now I feel old like you guys.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 17:42, archived)
What's what what in the butt

(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:02, archived)
It's 17 years old.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:14, archived)
I googled it and it looks like rubbish

(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:16, archived)
Too black and too gay for you probably.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:51, archived)
It's a bit mindless though?
Not that I'm a towering intellect or anything...quite clearly...but what's the appeal?
(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:55, archived)
Maybe this is more up your alley?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPzVb-C6jHs
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 19:07, archived)
No that's ugly.

(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 19:10, archived)
I like this
youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4?si=lSIDlAxXmiWG570g
(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 19:11, archived)
That is some hardcore blandness.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 19:20, archived)

youtu.be/8Uee_mcxvrw?si=9kDebacZ0_hk2ZAz
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 2:03, archived)
morning balls

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 7:35, archived)
morning cunty

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 8:01, archived)
morning bs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 8:05, archived)
Near the top hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 12:48, archived)
hello, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 12:51, archived)
Fuck off, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 13:57, archived)
Ocean's elouser
and the rude boys a go kii
ill
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 22:20, archived)
, Trouser, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 14:31, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 14:56, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 15:04, archived)
, 07

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 15:13, archived)
Morning!

(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 8:41, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 9:09, archived)
How are you today?

(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 9:11, archived)
lazy. in bed listening to podcasts. you?
oh. also i am awesome, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 9:12, archived)
Lazy too.
But had a good sleep for a change so I feel good. Magnesium really helping. What podcasts do you listen to?
(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 9:23, archived)
i'm listening to this atm:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgkSO3gSNeI
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 9:38, archived)
That's gruesome :)

(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 9:49, archived)
it's good podcast tho

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 9:58, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 10:36, archived)
morning monkey

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 10:37, archived)
gotta get behind the mule

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 12:24, archived)

I was stirring my brandy with a nail boys
Stirring my brandy with a nail
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 12:29, archived)
morning
afternoon, I mean
alt:evening
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 13:06, archived)
alt: bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 13:08, archived)
alt: ern-8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 13:18, archived)
I may have slightly overdone it on the old heroin last night
slap on the wirst for me, naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 13:57, archived)
Maybe you should try Fentanyl it's cheaper

(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 14:01, archived)
But be careful it might be cut with Tranq

(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 14:08, archived)
it's surprisingly moreish

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 15:55, archived)
wirst

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 28 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)
really thin metal german sausages

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 19:09, archived)
That'll be the heroin.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:23, archived)
such a perfect day

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 19:42, archived)
Cheese anyone?
link gone, bedtime for broadsword
morning breaks sesh while I wait for the drugs to wear off
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 6:12, archived)
Techno Tiger approves

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Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 6:22, archived)
cheers cheers
morning
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 6:24, archived)
Cheese anyone?
www.cheese.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:55, archived)
Chesney anyone?
chesneyhawkes.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:59, archived)
I've booked us tickets for the P&O Britannia Cruise 2024 gig

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:09, archived)
Lucky BUM

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:33, archived)
not clicking that
might be a virus
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:02, archived)
you are a fucking virus

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:05, archived)

b3ta.com/search/posts/23553?q=might+be+a+virus
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 21:24, archived)
Brucellosis?

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 21:07, archived)
I like cheese but in Jan I'm going VEGAN

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:03, archived)
Cheers anyone?
cheers.com
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:03, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 22:47, archived)

Children living in the USA, Europe, or the UK come from diverse religious and cultural backgrounds, each with its unique dietary practices and cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:36, archived)
WTFSYBOAMATE

(PORCY, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 21:02, archived)
Their own personal cheeses

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 22:43, archived)
oh no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 22:47, archived)
Take a big shit on top

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 0:15, archived)
big cheesy shit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 1:41, archived)
Cheese is a kind of meat
A tasty yellow beef
I milk it from my teat
But I try to be discreet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 21:46, archived)
I love the boosh
but rich fulcher creeps me out
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 23:07, archived)
-u +e

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 23:19, archived)
Chess anyone?
link.chess.com/play/PE5Xl8
(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:29, archived)
no thanks. chess club was enough for me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:07, archived)
ONE GAME

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:08, archived)
Your rating is 300???
Try something a little less complicated
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:51, archived)
I'm a beginner

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 21:03, archived)
We all have to start somewhere and I taught myself

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 21:07, archived)
If you'd have joined chess.com and not played a single game
your rating would be 1400
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 21:10, archived)
I don't understand

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 21:38, archived)
Yeah that's clear to everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 13:21, archived)
Look I log into the app and I play chess with beginners
That all I know. K?
I don't care about any rating
It's enjoyment of the game
The bad is on you if you try to make other people look foolish
(Fantasma:, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 14:02, archived)
Fucking Friday you Fuckers!!
Been a while, looks as though everyone is still top cunting... awesome!!
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:34, archived)
it has been a honour to be thread stomped by a smug bastard

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:36, archived)
Sorry MC I'm just so fucking jacked about Friday and all
Love you man - gas yourself etc
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:39, archived)
deleting myself via airborne poison as we speak m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:41, archived)
Top Lad
brb take note you spacktard
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:42, archived)
yeah
fuck off brb
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:46, archived)
Smoking?
I gave up 23 years ago
(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:43, archived)
nope. don't smoke i'm too tight.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:46, archived)
Hello Smug Bastard
You removed me from ignore.
Thanks
(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:41, archived)
*ignores*

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:42, archived)
Another one bites the dust...

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:49, archived)
I'm not sure the site can cope with the level of it.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:02, archived)
sup mongy
any plans for the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:05, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:29, archived)
yeah he's decided we're having the weekend on saturday and sunday this week

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:29, archived)
anyone doing anything exiting this evening?
alt: bollocks, Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:34, archived)
I'm leaving right now... through the way in
far out man
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:35, archived)
-out
+right

I can say Hitler
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:36, archived)
No
I stuffed my face with Doritos and ice cream and now feel disgusted with myself
I'm not going out
Hardly ever do
Ilike being at home
(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:40, archived)
nothing wrong with liking being at home
i like being at home. load of friends have gone to benidorm for four days on the raz. no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:42, archived)
Exactly. My raz days are long gone.
I just want to watch a nice series at home with some comfort food. It's been a looooooooong week. How was your week?
(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:46, archived)
i work with a top lad so it's been a good laugh. last job was a doozy so was home early.
managers are fucking useless fucking wankers, but that's the way of nearly all managers, i just tell them to fuck off. i'm self employed anyway so they can suck me off.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:48, archived)
What kind of work do you do?
I'm thinking of giving up English teaching.
It's exhausting talking to people all day.
(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:51, archived)
i'm connecting you to your network
well, not you, you're in italy.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:54, archived)
I fucking hate work
I'd love to just raise money for animals
(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:56, archived)
what would they spend it on?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:04, archived)
It would be for animal shelters etc...
Rescue
(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:11, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 14:47, archived)
I thought I was banned again
Bollocks
(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 14:55, archived)
you are

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:20, archived)
Well I know that nobody is talking to me except you
Thank you.
(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:59, archived)
i'm not talking to you either

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:06, archived)
Ok

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:12, archived)
or am i?
hehehe i'm such a tease
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:13, archived)
:'(

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:59, archived)
oh don't cry of course i'm talking to you
or do cry because i'm talking to you. that's usually how it works for most people.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:09, archived)
You're my only friend left !!!!!
Everybody else has me on silent treatment
It's really not nice
(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:19, archived)
surely not everyone.
anyway, brb has me on 2.0 yet still reads everything i say.

ps. fuck off brb
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:23, archived)
Well when I start a new thread nobody replies.
Then again maybe if I didn't post about having GAS
(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:47, archived)
i did a commando turd in a layby today.
it was an emergency tho.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:52, archived)
It was the pizza

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:58, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:32, archived)
Heh

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:34, archived)
If only

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:37, archived)
:'(

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:03, archived)
There's a way to look at your own old posts and see the replies to them isn't there?
I've been looking at mine and I am being a right prick to some people, it's great and I want to see the replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:02, archived)
not since the archive broke

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:06, archived)
Someone showed me earlier this year
but now that reply is in the broken archive.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:07, archived)
get them to gaz you next time

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:10, archived)
Well it's very easy when you have a sensible idea like that isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)
Only back 7 days works for me. Anything older is gone.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:03, archived)
if you can remember a keyword or two you can search for the reply using them

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:11, archived)
No I mean old bookmarks, like my infamous link loop posts.
Before the time window for edits was made really short, I made an infinite loop of posts that linked to each other, despite the first and last being weeks apart. Fun times...

Lost forever!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:14, archived)
maybe snotface will fix it for you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:18, archived)
Oh is it some per-user thing?
I don't care that much, that poor guy has enough to do with this terrible place.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:34, archived)
no it's a global issue. not everything is about you, Dave
, Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:40, archived)
Well that's really not worth fixing. Nothing of value happens here.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:42, archived)
bit rude m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:11, archived)
,

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:34, archived)
Trouser

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:09, archived)
Back to bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:37, archived)
alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 27 Sep 2024, 13:42, archived)
Internet wobbles
Goodnight...
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 13:59, archived)
'Night

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 27 Sep 2024, 14:35, archived)
not really m8, no
massive headache
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 14:13, archived)
Great news!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 27 Sep 2024, 14:35, archived)
I feel better now x

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:19, archived)
SHIT

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:45, archived)
Dame Maggie STIFF more like!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 14:28, archived)
Cor!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 27 Sep 2024, 14:35, archived)
Gamey Maggie Smith

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:38, archived)
Dame Maggot Smith

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:56, archived)
Summing up then, Gamey Maggot Stiff, great work guys

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:03, archived)
Who needs Hedgy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:24, archived)
What the fuck happened there?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 13:14, archived)
GESTATIONAL SAC

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 13:23, archived)
I suspected as much

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 13:35, archived)
GEOSTATIONARY SAC

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:02, archived)
Internet aids

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 13:26, archived)
snotters fixed something
hopefully an ip block on brb et al
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 14:13, archived)
We can but hope

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 14:26, archived)
Oh I see.
You're nice to my face and a mohafa-like cowardly bully behind my back. I must remember not to respect you.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:35, archived)
I'm an equal opportunity hater

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:29, archived)
Ran out of connections
Exciting stuff.
There's a potential fix I might try out later on
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:33, archived)
I hope they're paying you to keep reanimating this corpse

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:19, archived)
Going rate is 50p per year
That’s /chat sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:27, archived)
It's usually me that breaks it in fairness

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:36, archived)
You should get a payrise!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:04, archived)
I hope they're paying you to keep fixing this place when you break it

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:57, archived)
i've got something you can connect to
if you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:28, archived)
Is it the Stereo MCs?

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:36, archived)
is it ever the Stereo MCs?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)
yes it is. the Stereo Misery Cunts

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:29, archived)
yes it is. the Stereo Misery Cunts

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:29, archived)
Tell me more

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:37, archived)
my love socket

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:53, archived)
Somebody set up us the bomb

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:53, archived)
take off every zig

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)
Thanks to overwhelming majority support, Dave has in fact been saved!
Hurrah! Now Dave will cook an amazing dinner.

#TrouserForLife
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 20:12, archived)
Enjoy, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 20:40, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 22:25, archived)
#TeamTrouse

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 22:55, archived)
I've been reading through my old posts,
a real treat I can't recommend it enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 1:00, archived)
I can't see past 7 days.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:02, archived)
alright Craig David

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:08, archived)
I'm currently looking at my posts from 2011
cracking stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 13:23, archived)
Hurrah!

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 13:54, archived)

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