if you are mean to a crow they'll hate you
they'll also tell their kids you're shit and they'll hate you. and they'll pass it on. crows teach other crows.
and so even crows that never saw you be mean to anything will hate you. they'll mock you. and quite commonly, they'll shit on your car. somehow they know you don't like that.
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they'll also tell their kids you're shit and they'll hate you. and they'll pass it on. crows teach other crows.
and so even crows that never saw you be mean to anything will hate you. they'll mock you. and quite commonly, they'll shit on your car. somehow they know you don't like that.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)
Suspenseful teabagging, how English.
Were they a bit twisted or just pendulous. Judging by the size of the man I would guess the latter
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:33, archived)
Were they a bit twisted or just pendulous. Judging by the size of the man I would guess the latter
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:33, archived)
It gets light around here slowly
Because of how it goes
Every day we hear the same dumb list
Of those crows' woes
Thinking they're so holy
While leaving mementos
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:43, archived)
Because of how it goes
Every day we hear the same dumb list
Of those crows' woes
Thinking they're so holy
While leaving mementos
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:43, archived)
I read a thing about a guy who was kind to the crows that lived near his house
and mean to the ones near his work,
and he effectively started a crow war
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:35, archived)
and mean to the ones near his work,
and he effectively started a crow war
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:35, archived)
which eastern european country is named after black birds?
crowatia
( , Tue 1 Oct 2024, 1:15, archived)
crowatia
( , Tue 1 Oct 2024, 1:15, archived)
Arsefternoon.
What's the best thing about your Monday? I have to be in the office today so everything is shit, except you lovely bastards.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:38, archived)
What's the best thing about your Monday? I have to be in the office today so everything is shit, except you lovely bastards.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:38, archived)
I'm doing unwanted and unexpected overtime
Which sucks massive hairy donkey bollocks.
I have, however, decided to try to break the world record for the longest hand-knitted scarf.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)
Which sucks massive hairy donkey bollocks.
I have, however, decided to try to break the world record for the longest hand-knitted scarf.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)
You've got your work cut out for you.
"The longest knitted scarf measures 4,565.46 m (14,978 ft 6.16 in) long and was achieved by Helge Johansen (Norway), in Oslo, Norway, on 12 November 2013."
Maybe the quickest method would be to destroy other long scarves so that yours is the longest by default, rather than knit one that's longer than 4.5km.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:56, archived)
"The longest knitted scarf measures 4,565.46 m (14,978 ft 6.16 in) long and was achieved by Helge Johansen (Norway), in Oslo, Norway, on 12 November 2013."
Maybe the quickest method would be to destroy other long scarves so that yours is the longest by default, rather than knit one that's longer than 4.5km.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:56, archived)
I know the current record
I made a half-arsed attempt at it many years ago, gave up at 72ft because I ran out of wool
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:29, archived)
I made a half-arsed attempt at it many years ago, gave up at 72ft because I ran out of wool
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:29, archived)
Particularly attuned to the requirements of lay and professional clients, Wormulus is regularly instructed in cocks involving hounds with complex scarves.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:02, archived)
Just another day, innit.
Was on the balcony earlier, threw some pennies to the poor people. You know, the usual.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:50, archived)
Was on the balcony earlier, threw some pennies to the poor people. You know, the usual.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:50, archived)
Do I need to do something to commemorate this special occasion?
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:03, archived)
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:03, archived)
Monday going okay.
Haven't lost my temper
Haven't stalked anyone
Haven't taken anything personally :)
I'm teaching so I'm tired. I can't do this until I die. I might have to resort to a life of crime.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:56, archived)
Haven't lost my temper
Haven't stalked anyone
Haven't taken anything personally :)
I'm teaching so I'm tired. I can't do this until I die. I might have to resort to a life of crime.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:56, archived)
That's pretty shit then.
Unless you've got an appointment to collect an award for Most Attractive Genitalia 2024 which comes with a large cash prize, and your GP is the one presenting the award.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:35, archived)
Unless you've got an appointment to collect an award for Most Attractive Genitalia 2024 which comes with a large cash prize, and your GP is the one presenting the award.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:35, archived)
Sorry we've had to cancel your appointment due to unexpected staff sickness.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:48, archived)
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:48, archived)
She actually had a cold and a facemask...
Looking forward to getting a viral infection now.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:42, archived)
Looking forward to getting a viral infection now.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:42, archived)
Slowly but with a good result, hopefully.
Got prescribed some hardcore nose drugs which I'll get tomorrow.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:46, archived)
Got prescribed some hardcore nose drugs which I'll get tomorrow.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:46, archived)
I refer the honorable lady to the answer I just gave some moments ago.
The drugs are delivered via the nose, the target is the inner ear/sinuses/Eustachian tubes.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:53, archived)
The drugs are delivered via the nose, the target is the inner ear/sinuses/Eustachian tubes.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 19:53, archived)
worked hard today so tomorrow is easy
so the best thing about today is in fact, tomorrow.
to summarise: the best thing about monday is tuesday
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 17:34, archived)
so the best thing about today is in fact, tomorrow.
to summarise: the best thing about monday is tuesday
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 17:34, archived)
I’m not sure such a short post needed a summary
but thanks for sharing anyway. I hope your Tuesday is everything you deserve.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:10, archived)
but thanks for sharing anyway. I hope your Tuesday is everything you deserve.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 18:10, archived)
It's a bit weird that the forums keep going down
when I'm going back through my post history.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 9:41, archived)
when I'm going back through my post history.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 9:41, archived)
lololol
# I kind of miss bou
I loved the way she completely didn't get this place and took everything personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:41, More)
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:01, archived)
# I kind of miss bou
I loved the way she completely didn't get this place and took everything personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:41, More)
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:01, archived)
How times have changed, eh?
No wait they're entirely the same.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:02, archived)
No wait they're entirely the same.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:02, archived)
I'm a little better than those days
More medication
I haven't stalked anyone
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:36, archived)
More medication
I haven't stalked anyone
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:36, archived)
You would say that while you're sitting there in your house
wearing that green shirt again and picking your nose.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:05, archived)
wearing that green shirt again and picking your nose.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 14:05, archived)
the very best of birthday wishes to you, you suppurating helmet
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:25, archived)
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:25, archived)
Happy birthday, you old bastard.
/ac from about 30 seconds ago
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:03, archived)
/ac from about 30 seconds ago
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:03, archived)
Happy birthday!
We all seem to have the same Birthday week, we should form some sort of club
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:53, archived)
We all seem to have the same Birthday week, we should form some sort of club
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:53, archived)
Happy birthday on this day which is your birthday, being the anniversary of the day on which you were born.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 13:59, archived)
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 13:59, archived)
Happy birthday!
May you have a higher number of future birthdays than you are statistically entitled to.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:52, archived)
May you have a higher number of future birthdays than you are statistically entitled to.
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:52, archived)
happy birthday to you and anyone else who wants to have a birthday this week
youtu.be/EyA2Uf4Fk-g
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 17:37, archived)
youtu.be/EyA2Uf4Fk-g
( , Mon 30 Sep 2024, 17:37, archived)
No? I'm not saying fuck off.
I'm just saying I'm going to bed.
And wishing everyone a good night. I'm old and I have to face many people tomorrow.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:39, archived)
I'm just saying I'm going to bed.
And wishing everyone a good night. I'm old and I have to face many people tomorrow.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:39, archived)
I know it's a bit early. It's 21h43 here.
When do you normally go to sleep?
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:44, archived)
When do you normally go to sleep?
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:44, archived)
Grey, dull, and windy - but enough about me.
Time to break out the ciders!
What are you folks doing to fend off the autumnal gloom?
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)
Time to break out the ciders!
What are you folks doing to fend off the autumnal gloom?
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)
ffs
I only just got that song out of my head, and you go and put it back.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:02, archived)
I only just got that song out of my head, and you go and put it back.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:02, archived)
Not had any of the stuff for decades
I suspect I'd blow a blood vessel now.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)
I suspect I'd blow a blood vessel now.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)
Are you cultivating a bear-like rectal poo plug?
All the best hibernators are doing it.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:19, archived)
All the best hibernators are doing it.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:19, archived)
Unfortunately I have too much gas
So the damn thing shoots out like a cork
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)
So the damn thing shoots out like a cork
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)
i thought that for about ten years until i tried it
honestly, fucking delicious
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:37, archived)
honestly, fucking delicious
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:37, archived)
Nah, peanuts taste terrible.
Just have bacon and BBQ sauce on top of a steak instead.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)
Just have bacon and BBQ sauce on top of a steak instead.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)
Self-own, now incredibly hungry and do not have steak or bacon...
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:05, archived)
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:05, archived)
It's like bacon and banana
I just can't imagine it. But I eat banana sandwiches.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:29, archived)
I just can't imagine it. But I eat banana sandwiches.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:29, archived)
Scrolling on my phone at my mum's kitchen table
I will be going home and making chicken barley soup soon, though
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:35, archived)
I will be going home and making chicken barley soup soon, though
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:35, archived)
it was barley (barely) hungry
i didn't use chatgpt for this i made it up myself
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:53, archived)
i didn't use chatgpt for this i made it up myself
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:53, archived)
watching a kitesurfer with a hydrofoil board from my bedroom window
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:02, archived)
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:02, archived)
neither can i now you mention it
i could before, but now i can't. werid.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:00, archived)
i could before, but now i can't. werid.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:00, archived)
Put your glasses on, that's some kid's escaped garden trampoline
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:27, archived)
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:27, archived)
Phone battery chicken
Seeing how low it will go before it automatically shuts d
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:30, archived)
Seeing how low it will go before it automatically shuts d
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:30, archived)
do you think the queen actually just had really bad flatulence?
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:31, archived)
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:31, archived)
I'm sure she could let off a thorough parp in her day.
While everybody pretended it was air freshener.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:53, archived)
While everybody pretended it was air freshener.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:53, archived)
I know dear it's extremely *fragrant* around here suddenly.
Yes you bloody well baffed you filthy old bat
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 13:01, archived)
Yes you bloody well baffed you filthy old bat
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 13:01, archived)
In the middle ages
Water was so unsafe that people would drink what was known as "small beer", basically a weak ale, from the moment they woke up. Even babies went straight from breast to small beer. Therefore, there is a long established tradition of beer drinking at breakfast time.
So yes, it's never too early for a beer.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)
Water was so unsafe that people would drink what was known as "small beer", basically a weak ale, from the moment they woke up. Even babies went straight from breast to small beer. Therefore, there is a long established tradition of beer drinking at breakfast time.
So yes, it's never too early for a beer.
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)
yes i knew that. i watch a lot of educational youtubes. townsends is a great channel if you like 18th century cooking!
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 11:57, archived)
( , Sun 29 Sep 2024, 11:57, archived)
I've only got the 5 bottles in the house
Bit touch and go tonight
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:06, archived)
Bit touch and go tonight
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:06, archived)
I'm savouring a little bit of Vermentino
That my landlord gifted us for Ferragosto
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:26, archived)
That my landlord gifted us for Ferragosto
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:26, archived)
Sounds very nice
Can't say I've tried it, will look out for it
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:39, archived)
Can't say I've tried it, will look out for it
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:39, archived)
Not for me
Although I am going out, but also not booze o'clock then either.
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:11, archived)
Although I am going out, but also not booze o'clock then either.
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:11, archived)
I just learned that what what in the butt is 17 years old.
Now I feel old like you guys.
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 17:42, archived)
Now I feel old like you guys.
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 17:42, archived)
It's a bit mindless though?
Not that I'm a towering intellect or anything...quite clearly...but what's the appeal?
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:55, archived)
Not that I'm a towering intellect or anything...quite clearly...but what's the appeal?
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 18:55, archived)
Maybe this is more up your alley?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPzVb-C6jHs
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 19:07, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPzVb-C6jHs
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 19:07, archived)
lazy. in bed listening to podcasts. you?
oh. also i am awesome, as usual.
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 9:12, archived)
oh. also i am awesome, as usual.
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 9:12, archived)
Lazy too.
But had a good sleep for a change so I feel good. Magnesium really helping. What podcasts do you listen to?
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 9:23, archived)
But had a good sleep for a change so I feel good. Magnesium really helping. What podcasts do you listen to?
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 9:23, archived)
I was stirring my brandy with a nail boys
Stirring my brandy with a nail
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 12:29, archived)
I may have slightly overdone it on the old heroin last night
slap on the wirst for me, naughty.
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 13:57, archived)
slap on the wirst for me, naughty.
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 13:57, archived)
Cheese anyone?
link gone, bedtime for broadsword
morning breaks sesh while I wait for the drugs to wear off
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 6:12, archived)
link gone, bedtime for broadsword
morning breaks sesh while I wait for the drugs to wear off
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 6:12, archived)
Techno Tiger approves
Cheers
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 6:22, archived)
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Cheers
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 6:22, archived)
Children living in the USA, Europe, or the UK come from diverse religious and cultural backgrounds, each with its unique dietary practices and cheese.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 20:36, archived)
Cheese is a kind of meat
A tasty yellow beef
I milk it from my teat
But I try to be discreet
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 21:46, archived)
A tasty yellow beef
I milk it from my teat
But I try to be discreet
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 21:46, archived)
If you'd have joined chess.com and not played a single game
your rating would be 1400
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 21:10, archived)
your rating would be 1400
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 21:10, archived)
Look I log into the app and I play chess with beginners
That all I know. K?
I don't care about any rating
It's enjoyment of the game
The bad is on you if you try to make other people look foolish
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 14:02, archived)
That all I know. K?
I don't care about any rating
It's enjoyment of the game
The bad is on you if you try to make other people look foolish
( , Sat 28 Sep 2024, 14:02, archived)
Fucking Friday you Fuckers!!
Been a while, looks as though everyone is still top cunting... awesome!!
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:34, archived)
Been a while, looks as though everyone is still top cunting... awesome!!
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:34, archived)
Sorry MC I'm just so fucking jacked about Friday and all
Love you man - gas yourself etc
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:39, archived)
Love you man - gas yourself etc
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:39, archived)
yeah he's decided we're having the weekend on saturday and sunday this week
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:29, archived)
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:29, archived)
anyone doing anything exiting this evening?
alt: bollocks, Trouser
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:34, archived)
alt: bollocks, Trouser
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:34, archived)
No
I stuffed my face with Doritos and ice cream and now feel disgusted with myself
I'm not going out
Hardly ever do
Ilike being at home
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:40, archived)
I stuffed my face with Doritos and ice cream and now feel disgusted with myself
I'm not going out
Hardly ever do
Ilike being at home
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:40, archived)
nothing wrong with liking being at home
i like being at home. load of friends have gone to benidorm for four days on the raz. no thanks.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:42, archived)
i like being at home. load of friends have gone to benidorm for four days on the raz. no thanks.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:42, archived)
Exactly. My raz days are long gone.
I just want to watch a nice series at home with some comfort food. It's been a looooooooong week. How was your week?
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:46, archived)
I just want to watch a nice series at home with some comfort food. It's been a looooooooong week. How was your week?
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:46, archived)
i work with a top lad so it's been a good laugh. last job was a doozy so was home early.
managers are fucking useless fucking wankers, but that's the way of nearly all managers, i just tell them to fuck off. i'm self employed anyway so they can suck me off.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:48, archived)
managers are fucking useless fucking wankers, but that's the way of nearly all managers, i just tell them to fuck off. i'm self employed anyway so they can suck me off.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:48, archived)
What kind of work do you do?
I'm thinking of giving up English teaching.
It's exhausting talking to people all day.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:51, archived)
I'm thinking of giving up English teaching.
It's exhausting talking to people all day.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:51, archived)
i'm connecting you to your network
well, not you, you're in italy.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:54, archived)
well, not you, you're in italy.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:54, archived)
Well I know that nobody is talking to me except you
Thank you.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:59, archived)
Thank you.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:59, archived)
oh don't cry of course i'm talking to you
or do cry because i'm talking to you. that's usually how it works for most people.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:09, archived)
or do cry because i'm talking to you. that's usually how it works for most people.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:09, archived)
You're my only friend left !!!!!
Everybody else has me on silent treatment
It's really not nice
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:19, archived)
Everybody else has me on silent treatment
It's really not nice
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:19, archived)
surely not everyone.
anyway, brb has me on 2.0 yet still reads everything i say.
ps. fuck off brb
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:23, archived)
anyway, brb has me on 2.0 yet still reads everything i say.
ps. fuck off brb
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:23, archived)
Well when I start a new thread nobody replies.
Then again maybe if I didn't post about having GAS
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:47, archived)
Then again maybe if I didn't post about having GAS
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:47, archived)
i did a commando turd in a layby today.
it was an emergency tho.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:52, archived)
it was an emergency tho.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 18:52, archived)
There's a way to look at your own old posts and see the replies to them isn't there?
I've been looking at mine and I am being a right prick to some people, it's great and I want to see the replies.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:02, archived)
I've been looking at mine and I am being a right prick to some people, it's great and I want to see the replies.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:02, archived)
Someone showed me earlier this year
but now that reply is in the broken archive.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:07, archived)
but now that reply is in the broken archive.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:07, archived)
Well it's very easy when you have a sensible idea like that isn't it?
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)
if you can remember a keyword or two you can search for the reply using them
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:11, archived)
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:11, archived)
No I mean old bookmarks, like my infamous link loop posts.
Before the time window for edits was made really short, I made an infinite loop of posts that linked to each other, despite the first and last being weeks apart. Fun times...
Lost forever!
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:14, archived)
Before the time window for edits was made really short, I made an infinite loop of posts that linked to each other, despite the first and last being weeks apart. Fun times...
Lost forever!
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:14, archived)
Oh is it some per-user thing?
I don't care that much, that poor guy has enough to do with this terrible place.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:34, archived)
I don't care that much, that poor guy has enough to do with this terrible place.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:34, archived)
no it's a global issue. not everything is about you, Dave
, Trouser
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:40, archived)
, Trouser
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:40, archived)
Well that's really not worth fixing. Nothing of value happens here.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:42, archived)
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:42, archived)
Oh I see.
You're nice to my face and a mohafa-like cowardly bully behind my back. I must remember not to respect you.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:35, archived)
You're nice to my face and a mohafa-like cowardly bully behind my back. I must remember not to respect you.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:35, archived)
Ran out of connections
Exciting stuff.
There's a potential fix I might try out later on
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:33, archived)
Exciting stuff.
There's a potential fix I might try out later on
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 15:33, archived)
I hope they're paying you to keep fixing this place when you break it
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:57, archived)
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:57, archived)
Thanks to overwhelming majority support, Dave has in fact been saved!
Hurrah! Now Dave will cook an amazing dinner.
#TrouserForLife
( , Thu 26 Sep 2024, 20:12, archived)
Hurrah! Now Dave will cook an amazing dinner.
#TrouserForLife
( , Thu 26 Sep 2024, 20:12, archived)
I've been reading through my old posts,
a real treat I can't recommend it enough.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 1:00, archived)
a real treat I can't recommend it enough.
( , Fri 27 Sep 2024, 1:00, archived)
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