Feel free to post pleasant things in this thread.
Suggested nice things:
ASCII art (not of horrible things)
Puns (nice puns)
Nice jokes (not mean)
Friendly messages to your online friends (no death threats or suicide suggestions)
The name, address and website of Bou's language school.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 15:06, Reply)

:)

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 15:11, Reply)

There you go again trying to score some brownie points
🦧💩
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 15:14, Reply)

DON'T FEED THE TROLL

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 15:16, Reply)

Alright thread

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:50, Reply)

Alright.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:53, Reply)

Alright ocsp you weirdo

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:27, Reply)

On b3ta you can't see the weirdos for the treirdos.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:43, Reply)

Alright

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:54, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:56, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:56, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:50, Reply)

Hi

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:27, Reply)

I was going to try and stay away but Dave Trouser called me fat spastic moron
So that is cancelled
(Bou _, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:40, Reply)

tenor.com/en-GB/view/fafo-findout-fuckaround-fuckaroundandfindout-you-gif-26826252
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:44, Reply)

I like that spastic's making a comeback. Might 'spam' someone later without recourse to e-mail.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:47, Reply)

It was always our word.
Time to take it back.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:50, Reply)

I get 404 there
Disappointing
(Bou _, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:53, Reply)

But you *are* an obese, intellectually challenged monger
What should we call you instead?
(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:50, Reply)

arseboon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:52, Reply)

Yes I prefer this

(Bou _, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:53, Reply)

arseboon dilbaro

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8431408
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 15:01, Reply)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:50, Reply)

No real names pls

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:50, Reply)

QUEEF'S!
It's always better once you show up.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:51, Reply)

So true, Trouser
So very true
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 15:08, Reply)

You are Kolley Kibber and I claim my five pounds.

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:55, Reply)

I can neither confirm nor deny, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 15:09, Reply)

Bollocks

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 9:27, Reply)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 9:31, Reply)

Did you get a decent pizza in the end?

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 9:42, Reply)

yep!

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:20, Reply)

Hey, sorry about the pizza thing.
Something to cheer you up?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:13, Reply)

I'm.sueing you for that lost minute of my life

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:17, Reply)

perfect. thank you!

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:21, Reply)

This is why I get miserable sometimes, these people took all the happy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:23, Reply)

16c, 12:25 in Pisa right now, nice and comfy. How's the connection today?
devitalia.it aren't the best eh, they can be a little bit flaky
How are the employers? Funny little outfit, but I think I know who I need to talk to.
No-one doxxes me and gets to walk around with a smile afterwards.
Fuck off now and stay fucked off or I've got a world of shit waiting for you.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:37, Reply)

Also, a public apology to brb, who is not Bou it turns out, sorry dude, you're still a fool though.
Also want to confirm that Lord Buttfart, who frequently attacks Smash and whom Bou replies to, is indeed Bou, if there was any doubt.
Both accounts have the same sign-up IP address.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 12:03, Reply)

In fact, there are 32 accounts associated either with Bou's IP in Italy or her signup email
It's a lot, isn't it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 12:09, Reply)

That is both sad and entirely unsurprising.
How do you know this? Is there a way I can find out all sorts of things about everyone here, and use it for my nefarious purposes?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 12:29, Reply)

No, this stuff is not available. I'm resourceful and very determined.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 12:36, Reply)

Good work!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:10, Reply)

*adds you to the "Do not piss this person off" list*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:15, Reply)

See, there's a line, generally accepted online.
If you deal only with the online alias, in this case "mofaha", then basically anything goes in this place really.

Eg using me; "Dave Trouser, you useless cunt, I hope you unalive soon!", while harsh and a very hyperbolic example that would never be uttered here by anyone at all, is still on the correct side of the line. Even though such a thing would have Karens everywhere calling for a life sentence on the perp.

Once you start involving [real name] and [real life], that's past the line, and what follows is entirely deserved on the part of the offender.

That said, I don't think using [real life] or threats of [real life] in either direction on the public side is a good idea, and should be kept private/quiet. ie, don't bother threatening the fat spastic "Bou" in posts here, just do what you need to do quietly.

I remind you all again, that "you" are the ones that constantly feed the moron with attention. Once you spot a Bou alt, add it to ignore.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:31, Reply)

While I absolutely agree with the above, and haven't given Bou any attention at all since she went full mental moron again
I'm reeling at the implication that Dave Trouser isn't your real name. My worldview is shattered.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:36, Reply)

You're ok, it's "David Pantalon", so you can totally relax.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:40, Reply)

*unclenches*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:42, Reply)

I was going to try and stay away but because you called me fat spastic moron, I cancel that.

(Bou _, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 14:39, Reply)

youtu.be/RY2j48CACHI?si=AQwF2TRBRU1smEQ5
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:00, Reply)

Hey! It's not my fault you thought brb was me!
That part I will not apologise for.
The rest I have already apologised for so fuck off.

P.s. please send the carabinieri. They are fucking sexy and I've been trying to get one in my house for ages.
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:00, Reply)

You can apologise by leaving and never coming back
your ban was permanent but you have just managed to circumvent it by being in a different country.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:14, Reply)

+ , Sam

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:16, Reply)

I am trying to leave.
But this sort of drama makes it more fun to stay! Moriah you are not helping!
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:22, Reply)

No you are not you are still here posting
you leave by no longer doing that.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:24, Reply)

you're not trying to leave, and this drama here changes nothing, it's just the most recent justification for you. it's not on me or anyone else, it's on you.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:31, Reply)

I know it's on me and I have apologised
And I have said sorry
And I have said I will try
More than that I cannot do
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:34, Reply)

go away and don't come back, go to 4chan, i cannot understand why you choose such a tiny puddle when there are oceans of attention and conflict out there

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:38, Reply)

I actually do feel quite bad that I have upset you to the extent
That you would get in cahoots with sn0tters to get my IP address and service provider which resides in Pisa. I looked it up myself a while back. Excellent bluffing though! But not quite good enough pork chop.
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:40, Reply)

Don't threaten me again.
And why did you delete a part of the thread with my comment?
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:42, Reply)

we're done here, i'll try something else

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:44, Reply)

You're as nuts as I am
At least I admit it. There's nothing you can do to me and it's making you angry.

But for what it's worth, I really am sorry for what I did. If it will help I will try to stay away.
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:48, Reply)

Your apology is not needed as you are banned, you should not be here.
What you can do is stop posting on this forum.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:46, Reply)

Hello Sam

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:11, Reply)

morning

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 7:38, Reply)

morning
Apparently there’s some weather today, is there weather where you are?
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 7:43, Reply)

A bit, yeah.

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 8:01, Reply)

i am not sure weather there is or isn't tbh

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 9:39, Reply)

Have a great World Toilet Day!

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 8:13, Reply)

hoping to get down to Trafalgar Square for the celebrations later but I'm a bit bogged down at work at the mo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 8:24, Reply)

I’m flush with excitement!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 8:25, Reply)

apparently record numbers have logged on the official website

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 8:56, Reply)

I'll try
but I'm a bit down in the dumps
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 19 Nov 2024, 9:10, Reply)

i hope this year won't be as shit as the last

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 9:38, Reply)

You're on a roll here.

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 10:20, Reply)

Why is world toilet day and international mens day the same day eh? What are they trying to imply? How do I celebrate now? Drink beer while shitting and talking about football? Down with the Matriarchy! Give us back our foreskins!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:29, Reply)

*reluctantly hands back prepuce*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:32, Reply)

Finally, now I can pinch the end and wee into it causing it to balloon, then release it all in one go like a urine bomb in order to assert dominance.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:58, Reply)

consider me bowled over

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 12:42, Reply)

your favourite utoob channel
GO!
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 17:02, Reply)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 17:32, Reply)

just add it to the list below eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 17:57, Reply)

answer the fucking question

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:00, Reply)

i just ordered a deluxe pizza from dominos but somehow deleted all the toppings, apart from sausage. i didn't even get any cheese
so i got a pizza base with tomato sauce on and some sausage. fuck sake.
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:02, Reply)

just had to order it again can't be fucked phoning them

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:03, Reply)

LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT
i.imgur.com/zrlIHta.jpeg
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:11, Reply)

fucking hell
it's so sad :(
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:14, Reply)

I am seriously still laughing at the pizza

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 2:06, Reply)

Show the lid of the box.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:20, Reply)

well that's a bit niche

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:22, Reply)

DO NOT KINK SHAME

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:23, Reply)

i.imgur.com/bcXXRsL.jpeg
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:38, Reply)

I meant the top... I never saw a red Dominos box and wondered what it looked like.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:39, Reply)

fuck you, trouser, fuck you
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:40, Reply)

Thanks, I can finish now.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:42, Reply)

good lad

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:45, Reply)

Also, have you let it get cold?! I mean, it's kinda food...
If you don't complain about this, you deserve it again and again. Come on, have some self-respect.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:41, Reply)

i ordered online it wasn't their fault

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:42, Reply)

Oh, so it was YOUR doing?
ahahahahahahahah
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:43, Reply)

yes i don't know how tho

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:45, Reply)

it's like the surface of mars, only with a tiny bit of sausage

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 19:12, Reply)

so exactly like the surface of mars then

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:22, Reply)

every morning i look at the latest pictures from Mars, i think they're convinced they've found evidence of past plant life

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:47, Reply)

He’s ordered from Dominos, self-respect has long since left the building

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:43, Reply)

Good point, and the pizza is on the floor.
Everything about this is absolutely sad and hilarious at the same time. Thank you, Misery, thank you.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:45, Reply)

the pizza deserves to be on the floor

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:46, Reply)

youtu.be/gAYL5H46QnQ
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:48, Reply)

oi! i usually make pizzas myself from scratch how dare you judge me
Just couldn't be arsed last night was a bit wiffled
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 9:41, Reply)

That is shocking
I'd go to the store and toss it at the manager
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 19:38, Reply)

So now they know you can be scammed and face no consequences.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:12, Reply)

like i said, the list below

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:13, Reply)

That would send me into a psychotic rage

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:32, Reply)

like most things

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:42, Reply)

Hahahaha

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:55, Reply)

A Pervert's Guide to London

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:24, Reply)

ooh very nice

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:39, Reply)

J Saul KARKED

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 19:43, Reply)

can't find this one, who is it?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 21:35, Reply)

fuck me blanked

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 22:13, Reply)

Lmgtfy
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Saul_Kane
/no idea either
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 6:38, Reply)

he was gr8 at times

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 8:25, Reply)

I don't have one

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 20:13, Reply)

The one where they buy stuff and talk about the stuff

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 20:24, Reply)

The one where they say 'guys' a lot
And you're asked to 'smash that like button'. Man it's good
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 20:58, Reply)

don't forget to go ahead and like and subscribe!!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 21:27, Reply)

Ideally right at the start, before you find out what the video is actually about.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 22:16, Reply)

Charles DuMORT

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 21:01, Reply)

??
Ah, got it now
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 21:27, Reply)

I'm making a list, can you think of anything I should add to it?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:01, Reply)

Sea bunnies

( mongychops, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:07, Reply)

Is this some kind of racist thing against mermaids?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:56, Reply)

Molluscs

( mongychops, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:09, Reply)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:53, Reply)

Cheese

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:07, Reply)

Our Lord and Saviour

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:07, Reply)

He is the list

( mongychops, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:13, Reply)

I'll look into this, thanks, is there a website?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:50, Reply)

yes

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:17, Reply)

Praise The Internet!!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:38, Reply)

Gay sex with the corpse of Alan Rickman

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:11, Reply)

Well he can't stop you if you want to slytherin

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:15, Reply)

I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:30, Reply)

oh no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:43, Reply)

I clicked this, and I hate myself for it

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:16, Reply)

It's terrible, I know

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:21, Reply)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:26, Reply)

disgusting

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:31, Reply)

People you have unblocked recently
And the reason why
🐒
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:12, Reply)

Frozen petit pois
Oven chips
Marmite
Anime
Mark Lamar's '90s haircut
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:15, Reply)

This is some listing right here, 5/5 added, thank you, A WINNER IS YOU! 🥇🏆

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:46, Reply)

Dave I'm already sick of this shitty food, shitty cartoons, and shitty hair, what do?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:51, Reply)

Ask ChatGPT to make you a 10,000 item list that consists of random objects, food, and memes.
It should last you a while longer.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:11, Reply)

Will do Dave 👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:15, Reply)

Toilet rolls
Sausages, eggs, bacon, black pudding, bread, milk, cheese, butter and a tin of peach slices
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:16, Reply)

3 items from your list added, thank you, you are the RUNNER-UP! 🥈

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:45, Reply)

spanishfly

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:22, Reply)

he's making a list
spanishfly's on it twice
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:50, Reply)

More of a register really

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:03, Reply)

Illmatic by Nas

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:29, Reply)

sworn enemies

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:34, Reply)

Lists

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:46, Reply)

yeah but
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_theory
The paradox you're suggesting does not arise with classes because there is no notion of classes containing classes.
Otherwise, one could define a class of all classes that do not contain themselves, which would lead to a Russell paradox for classes.
A conglomerate, on the other hand, can have proper classes as members. hth
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:58, Reply)

Yeah but
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:12, Reply)

"This is a dynamic list and may never be able to satisfy particular standards for completeness."
Mine.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:38, Reply)

Pike

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:47, Reply)

Don't tell me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:48, Reply)

Dave Lister

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:15, Reply)

Ever wanted to fly your own starship? Bridge Command is open in Vauxhall – a live, interactive starship adventure

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:17, Reply)

COME NOW

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:17, Reply)

i've always wanted to fly my own tiny insect that's why i go to Midge Command

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:21, Reply)

Midgetits

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:24, Reply)

fly drive
starship? Bridge Command is open in
star
p t
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 19:31, Reply)

a banana for scale

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:18, Reply)

a scaly banana

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:39, Reply)

my favourite!

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:41, Reply)

A list of all the things that are not on your list.

( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 22:23, Reply)

Hello to all of the beautiful people here. And you as well, you hideous shit.
What's the best thing about you? Is it your sense of humour? Your stunningly accurate recall of the names of every character from He-Man? Your huge pendulous manboobs?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 10:39, Reply)

Hi to all (including that hideous shit, you know who you are)
I'm afraid it's nigh on impossible to pick the best thing about me given the incredible list I have to choose from. I'm fucking gr8 all round.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 10:57, Reply)

It's the manboobs for you then?
I'm just kidding, I'm sure there's a list of great things about you that's as long as Jeremy Beadle's hand.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:10, Reply)

I can come immediately, thanks.

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:05, Reply)

Some people like that, of course.
Just make sure to wipe it up afterwards.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:11, Reply)

Hello Sam

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:09, Reply)

I'm not sure
I'm generous, apparently.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:10, Reply)

Give me 11p and I'll believe you.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:12, Reply)

All my money today is being spent on my mum
As it's her birthday
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:15, Reply)

Happy birthday Smash Mumkey!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:16, Reply)

probably my online personality

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone here loves you.
Except that hideous shit I mentioned previously.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:32, Reply)

My incredible and unrivalled modesty

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:36, Reply)

No need to be modest when you're that hideous!
Wait I mean hideous great
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:40, Reply)

I’m having a hideous shit as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:45, Reply)

This
*does this*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:51, Reply)

*comes immediately*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:53, Reply)

I'm a money thief

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 12:43, Reply)

I knew it!

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 12:53, Reply)

Not really, I'm Karl Popper!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 14:39, Reply)

-p +o

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:50, Reply)

Oopper, Popoer, mm

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:51, Reply)

Oopper, Pooper, Doopity Do

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:42, Reply)

you called?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:19, Reply)

Despite all the bad things about me, I do usually have a kind heart.
♥
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 13:18, Reply)

Oh something funny?
I am at the age where bending, laughing and farting are never mutually exclusive so I provide a lot of amusement to those around me.
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 13:29, Reply)

I can tell a lot about someone simply by putting my finger up their bumhole.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 13:43, Reply)

If that's an offer, I'm in.
Or you're in, I guess.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 13:48, Reply)

They don't like it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 14:36, Reply)

Never, ever trust a fart.
When I say fart, I mean a scouser.
(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 14:15, Reply)

morning

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 7:09, Reply)

Morning.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 7:34, Reply)

mongling

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 7:37, Reply)

IF you live somewhere with dark skies tonight is a very good time to go into the garden and watch meteor showers
alt: go fuck an elf
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:09, Reply)

Terrible bullying of people who live in areas with sunny night skies

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:17, Reply)

it will still be good when your sunny night skies turn into moony daytime skies

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:30, Reply)

no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:35, Reply)

such a negative nancy

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:44, Reply)

Yeah well I don't

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:18, Reply)

alt: go fuck an elf

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:29, Reply)

The whole concept here is a shambles honestly. Meteor showers, plural? That's not accurate at all.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:34, Reply)

meatier showers

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:44, Reply)

Hello Sam

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 22:18, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8431210
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 2:34, Reply)

brb claxxxon

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:21, Reply)

HI I'M KARL POPPER

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 23:30, Reply)

Has anyone got a really interesting mother's maiden name?
Alt: what was your first pet called.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:33, Reply)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:37, Reply)

Nearly got knocked off my bike last night by a council salt wagon.
'You idiot' I yelled though gritted teeth.
(Planearm, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:03, Reply)

jesus

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:09, Reply)

LOL bike

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:21, Reply)

knocked off lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 22:36, Reply)

Hitler
Hitler
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:39, Reply)

Watched Jojo Rabbit last night, hadn't seen it before, I'd give it 8/10.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:49, Reply)

A bit sad though.
I went to the premiere of Gladiator II. I enjoyed it. 8/10.
(Planearm, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:52, Reply)

I've been tempted but I think What We Do In The Shadows has had a bit of a chilling effect on my interest in his work

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:52, Reply)

you fucking loved it you shlag

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:03, Reply)

it went from possibly ok to definitely shite in about 4 episodes, as predicted by , Trouser I think
looks like it's into season 7 now, beating an undead horse
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 22:39, Reply)

we had a terrible drummer when we recorded our first single, it was so bad we had to re-record all the drum tracks
I knew having a shitty drummer would cause repercussions
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:42, Reply)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:48, Reply)

badum-tish

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:54, Reply)

Would you like my account number too?

(Planearm, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:49, Reply)

don't give it to him! he emptied my account every single time I did.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:56, Reply)

Hitler.
To both questions.
(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8431177
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:51, Reply)

3928, for both

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:58, Reply)

Hitler's lucky number?
b3ta.com/talk/8431184
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:13, Reply)

has anyone bought themselves something nice recently? if so please tell me about it with diagrams
you can't say Tesla.
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:15, Reply)

it's a bit limiting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:44, Reply)

something nice is too limiting?
you tight fisted bastards
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:46, Reply)

Good evening
Roast spuds, red onion, kale, and chorizo sausages, with a local cider.

What's your food situation today?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 17:53, Reply)

Had a few chips earlier
They've bloated me up, so won't be eating any more today
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 17:55, Reply)

Miso salmon for the win

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 17:59, Reply)

Wife's making a creamy tomato pasta with mushrooms thing,
There are Cumberland sausage slices which need used up so I'll cut them up and put them in mine.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:14, Reply)

-ine
+y bottom
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:17, Reply)

What do you think my arse is?
A money box?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:18, Reply)

SIR I AM NOT A BUM BURGLAR

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:19, Reply)

I hate macdonalds
But was a huge ham burglar fan

You didn't ask but I felt I needed to let you know
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:21, Reply)

I always loved how many homosexual slurs were theft based

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:21, Reply)

I can only think of 3

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:49, Reply)

it's the number you're fond of? is there a standard number you like, or does it change according to subject?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:20, Reply)

Penny slots

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:20, Reply)

Well you haven't given us a slot to go on

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:52, Reply)

One of you veggie then?
I'm veggie, but other half isn't, but I do all the cooking, so it's veggie every day - much easier than doing two meals.

My chorizo sausages are faked, you see.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:17, Reply)

No, but she's decided she needs to lose weight so she's looked up healthy recipes.
It'll last a day, it always does.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:19, Reply)

Creamy pasta is healthy?

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:20, Reply)

I think you've landed on the crux of the issue here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:40, Reply)

faked disguting, like all vegetarian faux meat products
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:03, Reply)

Yes, you're so right: they are foul, verminous tubes of putresence
I can barely choke them down, they disgust me so.

Thankful, these aren't faux meat at all. They're mushroom sausages with chorizo spice.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:19, Reply)

oh. well that sounds quite delicious.
can i get the recipe?
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:34, Reply)

I'm post-food
frankly it's gauche.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:17, Reply)

Forin lefty

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:18, Reply)

Stick with that
It's well worth the pay off in the long run.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:19, Reply)

I identify as post-hungry.
My pronouns are nom/nom.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:41, Reply)

Standard so far.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:09, Reply)

Just done a propel lol at RFK Jr's face
as the Trumps served him a McDonald's on Air Force One, good to see his anti-processed food campaign evaporate the moment he touches actual power to do something about it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:13, Reply)

I got jerk chicken and rice&peas delivered
It wasn't gr8 unfortunately
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:43, Reply)

I hope you left a scathing review of this shoddy establishment

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:54, Reply)

you know when you drop something in the kitchen, and it inevitably lands just under the oven
What are the chances your first attempt to retrieve it with your fingers will render it completely unrecoverable with non-specialist tools?
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:42, Reply)

There is no gap under my oven, so I cannot assist you at this time.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:50, Reply)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:13, Reply)

same here, Trouser

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:22, Reply)

gap under my oven, so I cannot assist you at this time Dana - there is only Zuul
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 16:07, Reply)

I don’t even own an oven gap

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8431092
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:13, Reply)

I've cleaned the house, put the washing on, done me cycling, I'm at a bit of a loose end now
Mrs left for India this morning so I've no partner in crime to cook a roast for. Been looking forward to a bit of peace and quiet for ages and now I have it I don't know what to do. Might go to Borough and buy a ludicrously expensive cheese slicer and a Ginger Pig sausage roll
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:26, Reply)

might bumhole a beagle, also

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:27, Reply)

oven gap tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:29, Reply)

i might rectify a rhombus

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:32, Reply)

Time to bust out the GameCube and play a bit of Luigi's Mansion

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:48, Reply)

Might do an early breakbeat hardcore mix
By which I of course mean 'a big splattery shit'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:01, Reply)

On top?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:00, Reply)

Reminds me of that gag from the St. Trinian's film
"Just got back from India, my mate's getting married."
"Hen do?"
"No, she's Church of England"
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 15:57, Reply)

I've just been playing cards with my girlfriend
poker?

no but we snogged a bit
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 16:59, Reply)

Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:01, Reply)

That's bloody annoying
I wonder how many things are under there
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:01, Reply)

nobody knows

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:02, Reply)

I liked it when Phoebe sang a song about oven gap, and Ross pulled a face

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:10, Reply)

What are they feeding you? Nothing, it's an oven gap, and it's on a break

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:59, Reply)

You've lost that oven feeling

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:51, Reply)

now it's gone gone gone, and it's won't turn on, any more :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:04, Reply)

baby baby, i get down on my knees to retrieve an item from the oven gap

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:05, Reply)

Owen an Elevator

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:07, Reply)

eh?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:08, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_in_an_Elevator
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:10, Reply)

The B side to Sex Farm Woman
You typed 'owen' instead of 'oven'
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:34, Reply)

So I did, oh well I won’t edit it and hide my stupidity
-Cheers +Gonz
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:39, Reply)

Go Your Owen Way

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:41, Reply)

I just assumed it was above my IQ, that's why I asked, I'm not proud me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:43, Reply)

No just my dyslexia I’m afraid, although brbou’s alt didn’t spot it either

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:45, Reply)

oh, more deletion

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 15:19, Reply)

Doctor Mengele, give me the news I've got a bad case of oven jews

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:58, Reply)

That's a very guilty lol.

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 15:58, Reply)

oven gap

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:07, Reply)

Gary Puckett and the Oven Gap

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:29, Reply)

ok so your name is gary puckett and you want to start a band, THIS WAS YOUR CHANCE TO CHOOSE A NEW IDENTITY GARY PUCKETT, ANY NAME YOU WANT, BUT NO

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:38, Reply)

After reading this post,
he re-evaluated his life and has now changed his name to Hob Marley and the Microwavers
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 15:42, Reply)

catch a fire!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:17, Reply)

-v +w

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:39, Reply)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 14:40, Reply)

Dunno, we have an Everhot.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 15:06, Reply)

ooh baby

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 15:12, Reply)

can't touch this

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:50, Reply)

That's when you deploy the spatula

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 15:55, Reply)

morning

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 8:10, Reply)

Morning BPD

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 8:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/board/11413036
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 8:35, Reply)

woteva

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 10:30, Reply)

Innit tho

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 10:39, Reply)

alrite bs
Up all night or been a good boy?
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 10:46, Reply)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:38, Reply)

alright mc, yes

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:08, Reply)

thanks for clarifying

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:10, Reply)

It’s always morning here.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 10:47, Reply)

evening

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 10:50, Reply)

Got the house all to myself at last, lovely stuff
That was something of an ordeal
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:12, Reply)

said the family annihilator

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:13, Reply)

they had it coming to them m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:32, Reply)

they all do m8

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:33, Reply)

Is that a new brand of dildo?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:50, Reply)

oh god i hope not

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:13, Reply)

yeah it's the new one in the Fred & Rose collection, people are raving about it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:22, Reply)

i thought they bulldozed that factory

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:30, Reply)

i heard posting top level comments is only for needy wankers these days, father

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 19:04, Reply)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 19:27, Reply)

Careful now

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 20:11, Reply)

I've never been careful before

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 20:28, Reply)

I've always been told if you can't be good, be careful
I prefer to be careful.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 20:57, Reply)

Being carefully bad sounds too much like hard work.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 21:10, Reply)

It's easy if you're fucked up enough

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 22:01, Reply)

Right-o, I’ll work on that then.
Any tips?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 22:56, Reply)

Morning
I've tried but I can't sleep anymore.
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 7:46, Reply)

i slept for 3 hours
Was wide awake for 3 hours according to my watch
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:04, Reply)

That sucks lumpy chunks

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:32, Reply)

The way we post here, as considered by Aardvark, UK
When you make a new post, it clearly says that the bold bit above is for the subject of the message. The bigger box is for the actual content of the message. Should we be doing it differently? How do we feel about using the bold bit just for a message subject from now on?

Should I just shove it up my arse and fuck off rather than trying to effect change?

Lots of love, or LOL for short, Aardvark

Alt: what’s the last thing that went up your arse?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:16, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8431003
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:33, Reply)

Must be rump steak then.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:41, Reply)

👏
Well done
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:55, Reply)

that would be the finger, then the hand, then the entire upper arm of an overly enthusiastic proctologist, at least that's how I remember it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:42, Reply)

This is not your sex-dream journal, pls stop.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:45, Reply)

I don't remember saying all of that at the time, but the last two words are ringing a bell

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:17, Reply)

Sleepover at 2 Can’s again?

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:51, Reply)

Dr. Aptudi Elboe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:10, Reply)

Don’t stop, I’m fully turgid.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:54, Reply)

-turgid +torpid

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:15, Reply)

I don't need no stinking formatting rules.

( mongychops, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:49, Reply)

Fair enough. It was worth checking though.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:56, Reply)

it wasn't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:19, Reply)

My finger, curse this itchy hoop of mine

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:53, Reply)

been broke a thousand times
oh come on this is quality
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:20, Reply)

Quiet you, or I’ll dox you.
I know you’re a Chinese-Jamaican lesbian called Bernard who lives in Swindon and wears Crocs.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:27, Reply)

I replied to the wrong post.
Just imagine this was a reply to your other post. Also please imagine it was funnier.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:28, Reply)

the Crocs thing is very hurtful

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:30, Reply)

Stop wearing them, then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 19:55, Reply)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:22, Reply)

You had bollocks up your arse?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:54, Reply)

it's ok they weren't mine

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:56, Reply)

Lol, Bou deleted her confession about getting bummed.

( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:52, Reply)

Did she also reply to herself with several different accounts and pretend they were all different people?
Again?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:57, Reply)

Not this time, that I could see.

( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:02, Reply)

She deleted her reply to me but thankfully nothing of value was lost

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:06, Reply)

reply to me self
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 20:20, Reply)

🤞

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 21:13, Reply)

WHAT

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 19:38, Reply)

You heard me.

( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 23:12, Reply)

It's a bit personal for a messageboard don't you think?

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 7:52, Reply)

Nearly my whole hand.
Codeine gives me constipation like C40 concrete. Need to get up, in, and behind it to break small pieces off.

See my OF page for more details.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 21:38, Reply)

Alright, MGT.

( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 23:29, Reply)

Some of the small pieces are about the size of a short egg.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 23:32, Reply)

iunderstoodthatreference.gif

( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 23:43, Reply)

Hullo spacker's
I'm off to lunch at London's oldest restaurant today, shove *that* up your fucking arse
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:30, Reply)

I cannot fit any restaurant up my arse, Queef's.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:46, Reply)

that's not what it says on the bog wall of my local m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:54, Reply)

'Dave Trouser can fit Quaglino's up his arse, easy peasy' it says

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:12, Reply)

This is clearly Fake News.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:46, Reply)

Quaglino's favours a glamorous dress code. We do not recommend sportswear, track suits, or anything that may cause offence to others.
Then you stick a portion of burned animal corpse into a hole in your face.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:06, Reply)

+ or you get the hose again

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:35, Reply)

it puts the bread rolls in the basket

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:03, Reply)

Coincidentally that’s what they do to the steaks to get them nice and tender
Enjoy
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:50, Reply)

it's that one neat trick that chefs don't want you to know

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:56, Reply)

Culinarians HATE him!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:36, Reply)

A culinarian is a cook or chef, someone who is skilled in the art of cooking. Synonyms of culinarian include cook and chef.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:09, Reply)

I have a biting fetish

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:56, Reply)

that's nice dear

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:03, Reply)

that's nice Hi
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:03, Reply)

can you go have it over there i don't like it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:05, Reply)

You love it
You slag
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:20, Reply)

That Rules!

( $$ ✅, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:10, Reply)

I don't get it, soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:12, Reply)

I'm going all in, ludicrous cocktails, grouse, cheese board, dessert wine, the fucking lot
might treat myself to some light gout afterwards
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:14, Reply)

braw!
have chips with that
( $$ ✅, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:13, Reply)

I've been there, it was lush.

( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:05, Reply)

Norfolk's youngest butcher.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:34, Reply)

HELLO ALAN!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:47, Reply)

morning

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 5:59, Reply)

morning

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 6:00, Reply)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 6:03, Reply)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 7:04, Reply)

morning

( $$ ✅, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 7:42, Reply)

Not me
Good morning!
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 8:59, Reply)

not you

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 9:01, Reply)

😙

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 9:10, Reply)

afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:09, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:21, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:28, Reply)

EGOSTRÖM

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:57, Reply)

WERNSTROM!

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:59, Reply)

I've got tenure

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:16, Reply)

Airplane 2 on channel 4. Great comedy. Better than the first in my view.

( mongychops, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 0:10, Reply)

trying to convince myself that mike tyson might somehow go raging off script and leave jake paul in puddle of his own shit, blood, and teeth
and money, obviously
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 0:42, Reply)

How can they put a 27 year old in the ring with a 58 year old
Not fair is it?
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 8:59, Reply)