morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 28 Jan 2025, 7:38, archived)

off work with an infected bollock :(

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 8:02, archived)

lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 28 Jan 2025, 8:04, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 8:38, archived)

no just the one

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 8:42, archived)

BORROKU

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 10:46, archived)

OBAMU

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 11:26, archived)

I think a good idea is to take time off when you feel good rather than when you feel bad, so you can enjoy it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 12:21, archived)

oh yeah, you're american now
back in the uk you might remember we have PTO
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 15:30, archived)

I'm not full septic, I still can't make any sense of having a "sick day allowance" and talking like it's a perk, "I get 10 sick days a year!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 17:09, archived)

that is fucked up, I agree
my company doesn't officially use the bradford factor, but they do something that is remarkably similar
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 18:45, archived)

another one

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 8:03, archived)

Alright cheers
Trotter's bar pint later?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 28 Jan 2025, 8:05, archived)

Cushty

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 8:15, archived)

tt us
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 9:23, archived)

God once spoke to the world and it was good.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jan 2025, 8:32, archived)

what did he say?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 8:43, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8436729
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 8:47, archived)

Not sure that's any of your business

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jan 2025, 8:56, archived)

doesn't sound good

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 9:22, archived)

I don't remember eating that.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 9:10, archived)

"it's your problem now"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 9:19, archived)

'oops, sorry about that'

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 9:23, archived)

“Go forth and multiply”
This is why we learn our times tables in school.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 9:26, archived)

Well toot my trombone and let's start a brass band it's Tuesday!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 9:26, archived)

trombone and let's start a br
band
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 9:47, archived)

*honk*

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 10:05, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 23:50, archived)

I wonder if Queer blew off today
Haha, blew off. Seriously though, it's well windy. Everyone safe? Lost a bin?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 16:49, archived)

dunno lol

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 16:53, archived)

haha lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 17:40, archived)

I don’t even own an bin

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 17:02, archived)

Bin there, done that!

( $$ ✅, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 17:18, archived)

Oh here comes trouble!!! 🙃

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 17:40, archived)

Any queer in particular?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 Jan 2025, 17:26, archived)

All of em m8
With apologies to Queef
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 17:41, archived)

No wind here lol
alt: lol
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 17:47, archived)

It's not bin too bad here.
'here' being indoors.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 19:05, archived)

afternoon
All replies are now subject to a 50% tariff
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:02, archived)

I ain’t paying any of that nonsense, copper.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:04, archived)

*deports*

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:07, archived)

*rezips*

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 13:36, archived)

it's really fucking windy here 2day

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:24, archived)

Too much spicy food m8
It’s a lot calmer here
#staysafe
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:30, archived)

there's a man in my bathroom re-sealing the bath
I am about 10 minutes away from crapping my pants
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:53, archived)

Surely you could use the toilet instead?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:56, archived)

where's the fun in that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 13:22, archived)

Surely you could just get him to seal your bum?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:15, archived)

Fill it with mercury

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:17, archived)

+Freddie

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 Jan 2025, 17:31, archived)

It's like a fucking monsoon over here

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:53, archived)

And with that, the thunder has started

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:53, archived)

Say hi to windy for me

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:02, archived)

Alright cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 13:06, archived)

alright ‘Smegg Wallace’, if that really is your name

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 13:09, archived)

It really is, and he's as much of a cunt as his name suggests

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 13:36, archived)

Well I'm enforcing a trade embargo

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 13:10, archived)

embargo embargo they drink it in the cargo

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 13:12, archived)

Polololololitics

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:24, archived)

Bigly

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:32, archived)

Alright chompy

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:35, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:24, archived)

Smash

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:33, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 7:57, archived)

morning
This evening I plan to watch "Chairman of the Board" starring award-winning comedian Carrot Top
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 8:12, archived)

morning smegg

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 8:26, archived)

Yesterday I made a really nice curry.
Shut up
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 8:53, archived)

Sounds nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 9:24, archived)

I got this subscription where they send you these "flavour pots" and recipe card
Makes it nice and easy as I was slipping in to bachelor food and ready meals and frozen pizza
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 9:43, archived)

crosta & mollica make half decent frozen pizzas

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 9:58, archived)

So do you eat the decent half and throw the other half away?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:07, archived)

oh YOU

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 11:00, archived)

what a coincidence
I made a very mediocre curry yesterday.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:36, archived)

I wondered where he went.
Did he taste nice?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 11:44, archived)

Of hotdogs

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 13:35, archived)

Hi. Hello and good morning.
welcome to the rest of your life.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 9:35, archived)

Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 9:44, archived)

waiting for the breakdown service in my work mobile
Fuck sake
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:06, archived)

This could be a mental health issue, or a car not starting
I love this ambiguity.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:09, archived)

My money’s on both

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:12, archived)

ignition barrel won't turn

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:13, archived)

-e +ity scooter

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:14, archived)

toot toot
At least the horn still works
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:14, archived)

Maybe splash some of your MASSIVE dividends on a new car m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:31, archived)

haha well remembered
If i hadn't blown it on new speakers i would
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:43, archived)

The words 'massive divi' always bring you to mind.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:17, archived)

thanks mate

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:52, archived)

I just made a cottage pie so good
that I forgot Trump wants Putin to Nuke the Ukraine.
Om nom :)
(Pompey Monkey, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 22:11, archived)

clearly not for very long
can't have been that good
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 22:59, archived)

I have appeared to become a doss house for next doors cat . Doesn't bother me.
I don't really blame it. Two kids just under 11, obviously wanted a puppy too. It's just sleeping in an arm chair.
( mongychops, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 14:38, archived)

Will you charge it rent?
I've heard the normal going rate is a third of a dead mouse.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 14:51, archived)

I'm already owed a bit of cheddar and ham. Sandwich tax apparently. Who knew

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 14:55, archived)

You've been adopted

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 16:17, archived)

Yeah, Stuart little can go fuck himself

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 16:25, archived)

Just wait till it wants to sleep on your bed.

(Planearm, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 20:27, archived)

Alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 26 Jan 2025, 21:28, archived)

Afternoon
the forecast said heavy rain would begin around now, and, as foretold, it has started to rain very heavily.

Cheesychuffs.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 12:23, archived)

Check out Michael fucking Fish here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 12:33, archived)

Dirty pescaphile!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 12:43, archived)

Would explain my bass fixation

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 17:15, archived)

Afternoon
It's raining heavily here too. Been a good morning, haven't had lunch yet.
Just found out the PHPNuke derivative (Postnuke) I was interested in was discontinued in 2010.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 12:49, archived)

That sound nice

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 17:15, archived)

It’s raining cheesychuffs?
Hallelujah.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 12:49, archived)

Afternoon
Just back from having a rather splendid lunch at a farm shop, which was full of the type of pricks you usually find at farm shops, myself included
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 13:39, archived)

just having my third shit of the day
going to have to brave the weather in a bit because I need a lemon
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 13:42, archived)

lemon fourth shit, and I'm worried that environmental health will come round
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 13:45, archived)

-hi +u

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 14:13, archived)

sut
mm etc
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 14:29, archived)

*three shit FIVES*

( broadsword, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 14:13, archived)

lemon egg guys, oh jeez
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 14:14, archived)

'a egg'?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 8:49, archived)

I went outside and got so wet that I had to change my trousers.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 15:56, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 26 Jan 2025, 8:54, archived)

morning

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 8:56, archived)

It fucking is and all, how the fuck did you sneak that one in?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 9:18, archived)

m a g i c

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 9:25, archived)

Oi, that's my domain
You can stick to the cuntery.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 11:10, archived)

deal

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 11:48, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 13:40, archived)

deal

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 17:51, archived)

I got absolutely twatted yesterday
made it home somehow and wolfed down an entire baked reblochon de savoie, it would appear, based on the fucking mess in my kitchen
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 10:36, archived)

Christ
Your farts will be nothing short of catastrophic today
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 10:46, archived)

there's trouble at t'mill and no mistaking

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 11:05, archived)

The only thing worse would be kippers vindaloo

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 11:05, archived)

...is often used in the classic French dish Tartiflette
-T +f
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 12:51, archived)

christ what an unredeemable ponce
what's wrong with a bombay bad boy pot noodle?
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 17:15, archived)

Tou is not a word - I clearly meant to type you
Anyone who is worried of AI is very stupid so fuck tou
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 25 Jan 2025, 20:11, archived)

But you've used it in a sentence.
That probably makes it real.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 21:05, archived)

You're vous to me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 10:03, archived)

Afternoon
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 13:35, archived)

Is it?
Fucking hell, so it is. Who would have guessed.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 13:50, archived)

Sorry if this is a bit late, but I also once saw The Cheeky Girls
Near the market in Rye, East Sussex
It was quite surprising, to say the least
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 17:17, archived)

One of them does car sales in York, I SHIT YOU NOT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Jan 2025, 17:19, archived)

Fucking hell, this is huge if true

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 17:31, archived)

is ginormous officially an actual word yet?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 17:32, archived)

What? No

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 17:36, archived)

nonormous?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 18:12, archived)

Dixie Normous

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 19:06, archived)

100% true yo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Jan 2025, 17:40, archived)

yonormous

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 18:13, archived)

York's built-up area had a recorded population of 141,685 in 2021.[1]
So it's not that huge, really


But is true.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 Jan 2025, 20:45, archived)

evening

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 19:06, archived)

It is, dunno what is wrong with these lot.

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 19:10, archived)

low iq individuals, this place is full of them

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 19:18, archived)

iqlownormous

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 19:29, archived)

Sad!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Jan 2025, 19:54, archived)

Squart

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:52, archived)

Firt

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 13:00, archived)

Smg

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 13:04, archived)

blimey

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 13:37, archived)

Squelch

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 15:40, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 7:36, archived)

plops, and get this, right: wees

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 7:46, archived)

well, wees, and check it out (of my arse), plops

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 7:52, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 8:51, archived)

Looks like it.
I'm not a morning sceptic or anything, like.
( .Yeti., Sat 25 Jan 2025, 9:03, archived)

ey yo

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 9:22, archived)

Sounds like a plan

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jan 2025, 9:31, archived)

morning

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 9:39, archived)

ooh ah, just a little bit, ooh ah, a little bit more

no offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 11:08, archived)

I met Gina G once
she wasn't covered in chocolate bodypaint at the time though :(
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 11:43, archived)

I saw the Cheeky Girls in Malaga airport
You could make it up, but I haven't
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:20, archived)

Anyone get blown away in the storm last night?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 11:49, archived)

-away
also no
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 11:54, archived)

No, but my back door took a battering

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:01, archived)

bet you're sore today

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:35, archived)

I am hungover but eating a good sandwich.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:17, archived)

I'm hungover as shit
I have to go to Kensal Rise to pick up £200 of hashish and eat a kebab. God help me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:21, archived)

Thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:28, archived)

i still haven't had a drink

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:42, archived)

What, ever?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:45, archived)

nope!

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:50, archived)

Wow

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 13:00, archived)

Friday night and I've got a reeking bot
up yours, baby

not really, hullo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:41, archived)

Alright, I will be going straight to the pub from work
as is tradition.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:45, archived)

Don't get caught in the storm.
You know which storm I mean.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:48, archived)

Gee oh
I don't know what you mean
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:56, archived)

nope, no idea either

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:08, archived)

(early) Evening

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:57, archived)

smeggy smeg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:09, archived)

Hi
Fucking baltic here, might go and firebomb skosh to keep warm.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:58, archived)

-ti +sa
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 18:28, archived)

Whomst or whatst is this skosh of which you speak?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2025, 18:29, archived)

Gay poncy restaurant

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:08, archived)

i just got a bit lost in their menu
A few things on there I could eat, they all sound good. I have to remind myself it's not in dollars, it's still not that expensive though is it?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:20, archived)

Small plates, so you need 3 or 4 dishes for a course.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:53, archived)

Queef was gutted they were still closed for christmas

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:54, archived)

ah, ok, it adds up then

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 20:14, archived)

Great food though.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 20:25, archived)

📯
If you know, you know
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 17:30, archived)

Totes and blates

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:12, archived)

eveninh

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 18:00, archived)

Alright SSG

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 18:29, archived)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 18:43, archived)

Lol, he was such a twat.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2025, 18:47, archived)

awful, awful wanker
SSG. I mean
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:10, archived)

only thing i can remember about him is rape rape revolution

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 20:43, archived)

I liked his pictures tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:21, archived)

I liked his trolling

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 1:46, archived)

Deborah De Luca's arse

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 18:30, archived)

talking Italian, talking Italian

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:10, archived)

Shaturday night, parp, I like the way you poo
Shitty baby
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:48, archived)

afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 13:47, archived)

If you insist

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 13:48, archived)

I'm not convinced.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 13:49, archived)

You know what, I think you're right.
I really do.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 13:55, archived)

woo. it's woo o'clock of the cock cock cock

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 14:01, archived)

not even close

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 14:02, archived)

postnoon

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 14:03, archived)

yeah dream on, knobwank

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 14:14, archived)

Lot of afternoon sceptics around here

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 14:28, archived)

Afternoon doesn't exist, it's a conspiracy by Big Day to keep everyone from enjoying second breakfast

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 14:38, archived)

That’s because the legacy media keep pushing their woke afternoon agenda

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 14:47, archived)

"afternoons" is an anagram of "one of trans", wake up sheeple

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 15:02, archived)

/links is over there mate -------->

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 15:49, archived)

I'm afternoon curious

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:44, archived)

The fucking audacity

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 14:38, archived)

It really insists upon itself, eh?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 15:07, archived)

you tell 'em, Trouser

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:34, archived)

My parcel containing an HDD was supposed to arrive today
but inside the packaging is another parcel for some sod named Darren containing "Birkenstocks" in place of the HDD. What the fuck are these? They're like sandals with belts.

I looked up his name and he's apparently a prolific eBay scammer who supposedly was caught in 2018.

"A man "deliberately deceived" eBay during a seven year period to sell counterfeit clothing from China, pocketing £70,000 for himself in the process."
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 15:18, archived)

UNSUBSCRIBE

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 15:49, archived)

Parse error: syntax error, unexpected UNSUBSCRIBE, expecting ',' or ';' in C:\testbot\01\scripts on line 353
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:15, archived)

I'd rather read brb's posts than read another word of yours, no offence

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 15:50, archived)

Fucking have him

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:35, archived)

#eDonkey

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:09, archived)

I don't even own an eDonkey

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:35, archived)

I had an eCow after eDonkey
But I sold it for magic eBeans
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:36, archived)

Indeed

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:45, archived)

put a bangin edonk on it

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:39, archived)

Bangin Edonk, president of Laos from 1988 to 1997?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2025, 12:12, archived)

sure, why not

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 12:32, archived)

Hi two hats

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:39, archived)

Haha, hey!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:45, archived)

Limewire, 'member?
You'd download a file that said it was a Hollywood film, and sometimes you'd get the Hollywood film, sometimes you'd get porn, and sometimes you'd get footage of a soldier having his head cut off with a machete. Usually accompanied by a virus.
( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:39, archived)

Much like Twitter then

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:41, archived)

Very much like Twitter

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:07, archived)

Or this
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:41, archived)

90s-tastic visuals

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:08, archived)

I remember using that to try and download a Shrek film
And it said "3650 days remaining". I figured it probably wasn't worth the wait.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:46, archived)

Dunno Shrek is really good mate.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 12:09, archived)

Still works
There's a guide to set it up here
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 13:09, archived)

Huh
Not going back, though. eMule and qbittorrent are much better alternatives these days, allegedly, officer.
( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:07, archived)

qbitorrent has the rss downloader which means you can subscribe to feeds
and download episodes automatically as they're released.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:58, archived)

k

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:05, archived)

I had an experience like that on Kazaa Lite.
Downloading the Powerpuff Girl Movie to watch with my girlfriend, on opening the file it turned out to be a porno introduced/presented by Ice T Snoop Dogg of all people.

I remember Ice T Snoop would introduce the performers in each scene then he'd awkwardly sit far too close to them while they had sex, occasionally providing commentary like 'aww yeah' and other hippedyhoppedy equivalents of phwoar, gertcha, etc. Completely unwankable.

Dropped KL soon after that and moved on to DC++ with its hash codes so you could see what renamed movies actually were.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:11, archived)

Why would you continue watching after seeing it was porno?
Humorous anecdote though. Never heard of DC++
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:21, archived)

Why wouldn't you continue watching?
It probably took about 6 days to download. Got to try to get a return on that investment.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 17:47, archived)

liking this boring anecdote solely for your justifiable contempt for hip-hop

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:07, archived)

I love hip hop.
Used to dj it. Obviously I like progressive/leftist political stuff and not the gangster/capitalist/Beakering shit like... Oh shit, no wait it wasn't Ice T it was fucking Snoop Dogg.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:52, archived)

4 power cuts so far, might sack today off and piss on a platypus

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:42, archived)

6.5hrs into the yellow storm alert here, not so much as a breeze
lol yellow alert
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:25, archived)

tbf the power goes out here if a mouse sneezes, still blustery AF though

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:40, archived)

Amber alert here, pray for Johnny and Elon :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:40, archived)

lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:45, archived)

you know, like when you need a piss lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 12:59, archived)

Haha, oh god it is!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 13:18, archived)

Just had to retrieve the bins from halfway down the road
Wind is getting concerning
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:41, archived)

stay about from them

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:46, archived)

They were trying to stay about from me

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 12:19, archived)

Pushing that bellend down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:25, archived)

That thread-deleting bellend, or The Porcupine From Purgatory?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:32, archived)

Me

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:32, archived)

That's what I said, you thread-deleting bellend.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:33, archived)

What a thread-deleting bellend

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:59, archived)

Both

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:38, archived)

every day we all get pushed down the board a little bit more

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:41, archived)

I know I do

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:59, archived)

I would never diss Hedgey
Unless it was to deliver a hearty "fuck you".
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:56, archived)

Bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 12:32, archived)

He really is a fucking cunt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:39, archived)

What a cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:56, archived)

Morning.
Not quite in the red zone here, but it's getting very windy. Usually get serenaded by tawny owls when I leave for work, hope they've secured their trees so they don't fall on the house. How's your weather?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 6:19, archived)

owls don't live in trees you moron. they live on the moon and eat frogs.

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 7:17, archived)

^President of Wakistan
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2025, 7:44, archived)

alright Joel, don't you have a crushingly unfunny animation to finish

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:05, archived)

actual lol

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:36, archived)

^

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:38, archived)

Fucken windy here
was outside at 5am trying to fix my electric meter cupboard as the wind was slamming the door open
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 7:29, archived)

GS?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 7:46, archived)

No thanks I have a headache

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:04, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:03, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:33, archived)

meter cupboard +ian the wind my pænus the door his bumhole

That was more effort than it was worth.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8436279
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:06, archived)

There’s a breeze here and that’s about it.
This may be because I’m a poncy southerner.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 7:32, archived)

Bit blustery here LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 7:46, archived)

Had a dream I knew Elon Musk last night
He wasn't a nut in the dream, just a rich guy with space aspirations. He was assassinated by the Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:11, archived)

Has anyone mentioned that it's a bit windy out yet?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:36, archived)

Well, you of all people should know.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:41, archived)

What are you trying to say.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:42, archived)

I assumed someone with windy in their name would be an expert in all things windy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:49, archived)

Noted

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:51, archived)

Helllo o oooo .... ooo ..... oOoo ... . ..

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:39, archived)

are you a ghost?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:37, archived)

Being gusted away like a fart in a hand drier

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:40, archived)

yes it's a tad breezy

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:58, archived)

Southwesterly 6 to gale 8, becoming cyclonic 4 to 6 later.

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:06, archived)

Not even in my top 10 transformers.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:23, archived)

Mine are:
Optimus Sub-Prime
Bumble
Grindr
Megatronic
Grotbags
Parsnip
Carjacker
Flange
Ultranonce
Davegrohl
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:31, archived)

Slag.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:38, archived)

These become indistinguishable from Pokémon after a while.

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:03, archived)

Go to bed
- you flipping fuckers!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 22:34, archived)

YOU'RE NOT MY MUM

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 22:44, archived)

YES I AM THAT’S WHY I DRINK SO MUCH

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 22:46, archived)

OK, done.
Next?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 22:59, archived)

ok

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 23:08, archived)

I'm not tired
I should be, but I'm not.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 23:59, archived)