Gene Hackedtopices (and his wife and dog)

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 8:39, archived)

Leave it to Gene Hackman to live to 95
And still die under mysterious circumstances
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 8:43, archived)

They knew too much

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 8:52, archived)

Or not enough

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 8:58, archived)

Mind... blown!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:06, archived)

I'm not jumping to any conclusions until I hear what Randy Quaid reckons.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:08, archived)

👆

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:12, archived)

Going out in a suicide pact, fine, whatever.
But taking your dog with you is a massively cuntish thing to do.
( .Yeti., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 8:45, archived)

I mean, how do you know it wasn't the dog that killed them all?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 8:48, archived)

Dog left the gas on

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 8:58, archived)

Thought it'd be nice to get the bbq going... in the kitchen... while everyone was having a nap

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:06, archived)

Mrs with me, burning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:52, archived)

no i totally get it, it's the right thing to do.
after all, you don't get a dog and cark yourself.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 10:16, archived)

Joint suicide and then the dog tried to revive them but accidentally cyanide

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 10:35, archived)

The dog was fitted with a cyanide tooth?
Why, was it a secret agent? Just how deep does this rabbit hole go?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 10:37, archived)

ALL the other tables

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 11:19, archived)

Two Hackmans in a 55 gallon tank

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 11:58, archived)

Prune an anemone, motherfucker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:10, archived)

clip, clip, clip

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:17, archived)

ALL the other tanks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:25, archived)

just SWIMMING

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:55, archived)

Owning a dog is a massively cuntish thing to do

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:47, archived)

dr+

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:54, archived)

g+

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:00, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8439259
ever see the episode of king of the hill where bobby takes their dog dancing?
can you ken how deep ken dodd's dad dog can dig?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:31, archived)

I see
No
Theoretically
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 17:59, archived)

"Popeye" Clogs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 8:48, archived)

Left the Genepool Hackman

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:04, archived)

Ex Luthor

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:15, archived)

👏

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:19, archived)

VG

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:28, archived)

Good work.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:34, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:17, archived)

The Poisoned Adventure

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:45, archived)

What is this, celebrity death week?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:58, archived)

ee an
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 10:00, archived)

It’s 2016 all over again

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 10:30, archived)

Gene Lack-of-man

( $$ ✅, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 11:42, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 7:03, archived)

Too soon

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 7:25, archived)

Hi

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 7:58, archived)

Hello

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 8:32, archived)

Michelle Crashtenburned

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 19:38, archived)

Bit insensitive.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 20:18, archived)

She kind of did, though.

( .Yeti., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 20:20, archived)

Alright yetso

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 20:27, archived)

Sm3ggz0rz

( .Yeti., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 20:42, archived)

She had issues with her liver for years
And a transplant recently. It seems there were complications. Her death has been listed as natural causes.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 20:25, archived)

issues with her deader, more like

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 22:13, archived)

She also suffered from muscle weakness and numbness.
Michelle Trappedanerve
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 9:29, archived)

she didn't look 39

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 20:37, archived)

39 what ?

( mongychops, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 23:34, archived)

steps

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 23:41, archived)

feet tall

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 23:57, archived)

rather!

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 8:10, archived)

Don't tell Joss Whedon where she's buried
He'll do unspeakable things to her body, turn to a nonexistant camera and say "Well, that just happened."
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 3:21, archived)

Pushing that cunt down the board
Garold I mean! Haha!

Not really. Home time? What's for dinner?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:40, archived)

going up the Forest Tavern for a burger, cba cooking

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:45, archived)

cock bollocks arsehole?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:58, archived)

nah you're alright ta, I'm having a burger in a bit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:18, archived)

Never ask how the sausage is made
Lol, sausage
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:19, archived)

no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:19, archived)

How is sausage formed?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:28, archived)

Get some meat and make it look like a willy lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:29, archived)

He said sausage, not grain of rice.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:32, archived)

😮

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:34, archived)

Nice one Queef's.
Pizza for me tonight I think.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:20, archived)

home made, supermarket or delivery?
as a committed pizza nazi (I went all the way to Italy to eat at a specific pizzeria for my 50th), the Crosta & Mollica brand of frozen pizze are remarkably good. As are Gino 'I burgled Paul Young's house and am a sex pest' d'Acampo's.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:30, archived)

Homemade. I don't do pre-made shite here, Queef's.
Freshly made from an eatery of some sort is acceptable.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:32, archived)

I bought a baking steel which greatly assists my home pizze
But the seal on my oven is shit and I really struggle to get my temps up

Those two frozen brands are closer to proper Italian pizza than all those 'local pizza place' deliveries.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:33, archived)

lol getting it up

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:33, archived)

Might need a new seal, or have the door hinges adjusted?
Worth it!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:40, archived)

we rent our house
I complained when we moved in that the oven was shit, so the landlord immediately bought us a new one. A new, shit one. Not sure if it can even be improved upon tbh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:04, archived)

Oh dear.
I will just hope that you are somehow blessed with a better oven then, Queef's.
#thoughtsandprayers
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 21:56, archived)

pizza steels ftw season it with beeswax you gigantic poofter

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:32, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 0:28, archived)

rg gg
+ing
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:28, archived)

Disappointment and lies!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:07, archived)

I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with you, Trouser
Getting angry with people like Musk only hurts those who get angry. And engaging with these far right knuckle heads is exactly what they want.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:20, archived)

I am the voice of reason, you just have to squint really really hard.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:21, archived)

-n

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 19:58, archived)

That too.
Clean it all out.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 21:36, archived)

Are you the one who accidentally bought a Tesla?
Being alarmed at the descent into fascism is not a mental illness. Gaslighting your enemy with that kind of shit is a sign that you're probably descending into fascism too. Try to keep a sense of perspective.
( brb natural fistic, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:26, archived)

Wow

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 19:55, archived)

If you find yourself agreeing with fashy edgelords like Trouser you might want to check for other signs of mental decline.
See if you can fold a piece of paper twice.
( brb natural fistic, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 20:36, archived)

The levels of delusion, projection, hysteria... dude needs serious help.
He will only get mocked here though.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 21:35, archived)

Ah I see I've broken you.

( brb natural fistic, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 23:17, archived)

Gwen McCrae, has passed away :*(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:19, archived)

Ah dang

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:20, archived)

Gone McCrae

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:50, archived)

Not really hungry

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:26, archived)

Massive Drugs
again
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:48, archived)

Is that like a pill the size of a paddling pool?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:03, archived)

LOL
poo
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:07, archived)

+l

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:12, archived)

It's a fookin' disgrace
/ac
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 22:16, archived)

RIP Michelle Trachtenberg

( $$ ✅, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 18:12, archived)

Might have to watch once more with feeling

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 18:23, archived)

A hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhahahahahaha!!!!!!
www.independent.co.uk/business/elon-musk-tesla-shares-sales-ev-cars-b2704924.html
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 14:27, archived)

I don't think this is going to impact him in any meaningful way

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 14:31, archived)

I'd like to impact his bollocks in a meaningful and incredibly painful way

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 14:33, archived)

I'd like to magically remove all his plastic surgery, hair transplant and reverse the Ozempic
www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1fsj6qm/early_elon_and_his_receding_hair_line/#lightbox
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 14:36, archived)

He looks like a ballbag
That's had glue sprayed on the top and then rolled across the floor of a barbershop
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 14:42, archived)

I'm sensing that you don't like him all that much.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:20, archived)

I'd like him more if he was dead

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:31, archived)

This mental illness I see in a number of people here is terribly sad.
Hyper-fixating on things and people you claim to dislike/hate, will drag YOU down, not them.

Get well soon.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:06, archived)

And ignoring the people who are determined to fuck the planet over for profit is healthy how?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 20:27, archived)

I never said anything about ignoring.
This is very 1/0 thinking - which is common in those who have been demoralised; usually by propaganda. This is why you are so angry/hateful - a sadly common ailemnt now. Unless you realise what is happening, this will consume you and have a very negative effect on your life.

I wish you well, sincerely.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 21:50, archived)

Do one

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 21:59, archived)

It'll annoy him. And that's the main thing.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 14:34, archived)

Are you sure about that?
prnt.sc/MoP7wqBkbBTh (screenshot)
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:00, archived)

I belive it will annoy him.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:08, archived)

Get well soon.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:09, archived)

Why can't I live in my own bubble ?!
*cries and rocks back and forth*
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:20, archived)

If it makes tesla shares cheaper, great, invest more in US tech funds and reap the rewards of the bounce.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:04, archived)

Well
if the streets are full of RoboTaxis and Tesla Trucks in two years I'll feel poor and stupid for not investing, but I can't actually see a rosy future for Tesla. SpaceX? Sure. Tesla? Not so much.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:27, archived)

He'll be back fighting and fucking his way through soon enough

( $$ ✅, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:29, archived)

Alright dribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:30, archived)

$$

( $$ ✅, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:33, archived)

Lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:38, archived)

no shut up
“In a sense, the frog costume is an actor’s mask and a warrior’s armour. While it gives the person outside the mask laughs, it also shields the person inside the mask from the bitterness and sweetness of life.”
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:33, archived)

*cough* Matthew Perry *cough*

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:45, archived)

Henry Smelly

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:21, archived)

Dying for Gold

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:22, archived)

Gamey for a Laugh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:22, archived)

Imagine being known by pretty much everyone in the UK
And you only really made two TV shows, and they were fucking years ago
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 14:01, archived)

It'll be worse for Hans Zimmer when he croaks.
A long, prolific and highly successful career as a film composer and all anyone in this country will say is "he did the Going for Gold theme music".
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 14:04, archived)

AND he invented the walking frame.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 14:57, archived)

actually that reminds me, I think he still has the keys to mi Bimmah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:29, archived)

Say what you see!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:23, archived)

Gone for Gold

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:28, archived)

fuck sake

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:29, archived)

Same time stamp - 13:28 - you must have been only seconds behind me.
We'll call it a draw.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:55, archived)

🤝

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:56, archived)

Gone for Gold

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:28, archived)

Going for a Burton

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:37, archived)

GOOCH GOUDA

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:29, archived)

TOASTCHODE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:33, archived)

It's good, but it's not life!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:33, archived)

Going to mould

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:48, archived)

Shindler's Loss

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 14:01, archived)

Afternoons, you fucking arseholes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:07, archived)

fuck you

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:11, archived)

EAT SHIT, DICKSTAIN

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:43, archived)

Göring‘s ballsack

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:13, archived)

Best of all the testicles

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:34, archived)

Himmler's helmit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:44, archived)

Prützmann's prepuce

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:48, archived)

Goebbels' gonads

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:18, archived)

Bormann's bumhole

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:19, archived)

Putin’s perineum

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:22, archived)

I imagined that in Trump's voice and now I can't not say it in that voice.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 14:00, archived)

Even me?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:14, archived)

especially even you

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:16, archived)

Hurray, I'm special.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8439090
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:44, archived)

Haha YEAH

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:21, archived)

what a world eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:45, archived)

Fuck YOU asshole

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:31, archived)

well really

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 13:17, archived)

I've hurt my hand
Help me
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:37, archived)

you don't need help going to the loo do you?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:44, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 7:07, archived)

piss off

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 7:11, archived)

You would say that

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 7:51, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 9:18, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 11:32, archived)

Hitler’s pænus

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 7:17, archived)

Yes please!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 7:51, archived)

Get in line

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 7:52, archived)

I heard he's only got one

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 8:38, archived)

I wonder if Lady Miss Kier is still ridiculously hot.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 8:43, archived)

No
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 9:37, archived)

:'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 9:42, archived)

Flebday
Edit - Showaddywaddy are still going!!!
trafalgartickets.com/churchill-theatre-bromley/en-GB/event/music/showaddywaddy-tickets

I know. They're only from the 70s, The Rolling Stones are from the 1460s and still touring but still. Showaddywaddy!!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 8:50, archived)

Your Showaddywaddy excitement condemns you.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 9:25, archived)

I am a child of that decade
I can't help myself.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 9:34, archived)

It's not compulsory to like whatever shit was shovelled at you when you were young.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 10:02, archived)

I don't LIKE their stuff
I'm just chuffed they're still going. I just remember the excitement with which kid's tv presenters announced them.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 10:07, archived)

Nostalgic for Savile, eh? Whatever floats your boat.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 10:16, archived)

Keith Chegwin and Stu Philpot or GTFO

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 10:19, archived)

stu Mick
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 10:21, archived)

I believe they're playing in Fareham too
When I was at school, there was a kid who claimed his Uncle was in Showaddywaddy. None of us believed him, of course. In retrospect, it doesn't seem that far fetched
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 11:38, archived)

far fetched interesting
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 11:50, archived)

Tomayto Tomahto

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 11:52, archived)

I don't care how you spell it, you're alright in my book either way.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 12:04, archived)

Yeah, alright

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 10:01, archived)

Alright winders

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Feb 2025, 10:07, archived)

I am starting a new thread
Not for replies, but for you to discuss things less than 8 hours old. I'm going to bed now, do what you want.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 22:11, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 22:15, archived)

Your bollocks are less than eight hours old?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 Feb 2025, 22:39, archived)

This time, yes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 0:04, archived)

Gestational sac

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 6:29, archived)

i.imgur.com/oCb4Spk.mp4
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 22:57, archived)

That's very you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 0:03, archived)

i say

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 6:45, archived)

I have deactivated my FaceBook account
but I've not totally deleted it. I don't miss it but I can't bring myself to press the button to end it.

What can't you quite face deleting? Don't say b3ta or I'll come around and rearrange your cushions.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 14:52, archived)

I've never had a Facebook account but I do have an Instagram one for professional purposes
I can't face deleting my smeggy bellend
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:02, archived)

I never got on with Instagram
just a load of photos and shit.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:08, archived)

This^

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:20, archived)

That^

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:41, archived)

The other^

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:51, archived)

I get all the photos I need from the b3ta flickr pool.
www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:56, archived)

We really were a bunch of fucking stupid fucking cunts

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:02, archived)

Yup

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:05, archived)

'were'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:34, archived)

A good point well made

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 22:22, archived)

We run free

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 0:05, archived)

Kept our fucking stupid fucking cunts
Nice and clean
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 6:50, archived)

Top image
That didn't age well
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:57, archived)

aged like cat milk

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:35, archived)

I can't lie, that's why I keep posting the link.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:35, archived)

heh
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg18pvz7kko
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:46, archived)

fuck you, trouser. fuck you.

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:49, archived)

:D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:50, archived)

RIS?

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:57, archived)

Terry Moore recently asked for another cheque from b3ta, but he didn't have a leg to stand on

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 8:39, archived)

THIS IS REAL PUMA

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 10:16, archived)

Thank Christ I'm not in any of those.
I mean, I've never been to a b4sh, no. Definitely. Only for sad people, those.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:59, archived)

Very true Aardvark.
JMG was right.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:10, archived)

God, that purple hair did not suit me

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:15, archived)

harrowing

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 0:25, archived)

Back when Facebook still had a user population I used to really enjoy throwing my pearls amongst the swine
or just being deliberately obtuse in replies to be a pain in the arse.

Can't do that shit on Instagram can you, eh?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:16, archived)

You can't outpain in the arse people these days.
Sign of the times.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:07, archived)

For me it's the equivalent to having a food blog but with the occasion pair of sports footwear thrown in
It's like a live CV of all the things I get up to
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:34, archived)

May we see it?

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:08, archived)

there's a bit too many 'eye are ell' identifiers on there to share on here, soz
can't risk Bou rocking up at my house with a carving knife or summat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:17, archived)

Sure
www.instagram.com/smeggy/
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:24, archived)

I probably spend 95% less time on Facebook than I did a year ago,
and even then it wasn't very much. The only things it's good for these days are staying in touch with people whose e-mail addresses you don't have and finding out when local concerts are on.
( .Yeti., Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:14, archived)

Yeah
once its algorithm works out what you like it can serve you up good suggestions for gigs and concerts, I miss that.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:47, archived)

Can't bear deleting my
Princess Diane wank folder
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:23, archived)

6:42 am, approximately. I dreamed I was eating a large, tasteless gumdrop. I awoke to realize that I was aggressively munching on one of my Ear Pillow silicone ear plugs. Hence the tastelessness.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:25, archived)

Master of dialog Lynch was

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:26, archived)

alright 'Yoda'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:37, archived)

Do you mean
Princess Diane, Duchess of Württemberg?
( brb natural fistic, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:02, archived)

She's got a winning smile
That's for sure
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:51, archived)

Princess Miss

#Crossroads4Lyf
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:17, archived)

Nobody knows what you're banging on about m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:29, archived)

I deleted your nan's face last Christmas

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:31, archived)

This is a bit Lynch
David, not Bet.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:48, archived)

David, not Bet Kenny
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:33, archived)

I'm on there a lot
Mostly trolling trump supporters and other fascist morons, because it's fun to watch them have a meltdown over their tangerine shitgibbon leader
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:32, archived)

Yeah, but it's just perpetuating the awfulness of it all
like a self-feeding shit monster.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:49, archived)

True
But I still enjoy winding them up
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:52, archived)

brb klaxon

( brb natural fistic, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:04, archived)

Klaxon
Klaxoff
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 20:33, archived)

My SpongeBob fanfic

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:41, archived)

Specialist content

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:49, archived)

Isn't that mostly Squidward hentai?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:45, archived)

Oh, you’ve read it then?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:50, archived)

............maybe

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:15, archived)

I hadn't had one for years but then got involved with some social groups
that only posted info on it
then zuckerberg went full maga and I can't delete my account because I need the info

fucking bollocks mate
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:32, archived)

Anyone that uses Facebook is a fucking stupid fucking cunt
Absolutely no exceptions
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:36, archived)

Facebook b3ta
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:36, archived)

my self-importance

( $$ ✅, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 18:09, archived)

Bruh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 18:13, archived)

this one time on bandcamp

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 18:14, archived)

oh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 20:17, archived)

I got a browser extension that blocks FB ads and sponsored slop
- now there's nothing there at all.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 18:39, archived)

teeheehee

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 6:53, archived)

I never joined myspace or FU or FB.
It all seemed like a scam at worst, an unnecessary inconvenience at best.

Now it's all just a radicalisation and social fragmentation machine. You literally need to be mad to be on social media in 2025.
( brb natural fistic, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:13, archived)

I suppose /talk is more like antisocial media, a ha ha ha !!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:12, archived)

It's an anonymous messageboard,
so I think it's okayish. You could call almost any communication via a medium social media if you wanted to be annoying.
( brb natural fistic, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:54, archived)

Got 'im!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 0:05, archived)

Alright?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:30, archived)

Truthfully, no
Untruthfully, Smeggy Smeggy Smeg Smeg
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:37, archived)

Oh no! What's the matter, Cheers?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:38, archived)

I’ll inbox u babes
Not really, just some general life shit. Just as well I have this comedy forum to shitpost on yeah?
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:40, archived)

Thanks for asking, Trouser

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:42, archived)

Trouser Cares!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:43, archived)

+™️

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:47, archived)

Have you tried inserting your head into a pig's anus?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 11:06, archived)

Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong because I’ve been using a kangaroo’s japper

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 11:12, archived)

Yes, a clear error

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 11:24, archived)

Bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:37, archived)

Good to hear

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 11:06, archived)

Alright?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:38, archived)

Yes, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 11:06, archived)

Getting there.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 11:15, archived)

Where?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 11:24, archived)

To the fabled destination of "alright".

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 11:29, archived)

Ah. Turn left at Bollocks, you'll see it's just past your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 11:35, archived)

TOASTCHODE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Feb 2025, 12:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8438395 + CHODE
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 12:17, archived)

Yeah
Just trying to decide what to have for lunch
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 12:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8438970
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 12:10, archived)

Ah, someone else I have on ignore

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 12:21, archived)

Now that Bou and her 5 million accounts are b& my ignore list is empty

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 12:30, archived)

Mine's not exactly overflowing
But anyone who's on it absolutely fucking deserves to be
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 13:34, archived)

poor smegg wallace :(

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 12:40, archived)

agreed. very, very poor

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 12:54, archived)

when two tangs go to war

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 13:35, archived)

IN A 55 GALLON TANK

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 13:58, archived)

Leemar 60x36x24, 8x80 T5/LED Sfiligoi GENESIS Alpha 300 skimmer is all that you can score

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 14:25, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Feb 2025, 6:31, archived)

Nope
Do not want
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 6:32, archived)

i'll put you on hold

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:42, archived)

Booking.com had my other half on hold for ages
it sounded like they'd commissioned John Shuttleworth to produce the music for them. We both started singing "Pigeons in Flight" while waiting.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:22, archived)

when i learned i am still being recorded when* on hold
i stopped doing my massive drugs deals on the other phone

*ilst
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:43, archived)

The agents also listen to see if you are rude about them.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:21, archived)

They'll have regretted eavesdropping our rendition of Pigeons In Flight

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:23, archived)

Whenilst?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:46, archived)

Yo.
Did you want something?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:11, archived)

+g

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:14, archived)

Like ships in the night

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:32, archived)

p t

to save everyone the trouble
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:33, archived)

Heh, poo!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:47, archived)

Boingy tuesday

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:44, archived)

Morning.
How have we all been?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:12, archived)

Asleep! But no longer!
I hope you are well this day, Aardvark.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:30, archived)

It's been one hell of a week, Mr Trouser, but I'm doing much better now.
Welcome back to the waking world. I hope your day is as excellent as you are.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:31, archived)

I might sand some walls ready to paint.
Maybe.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:36, archived)

Alright.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:56, archived)

Mornin'

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:59, archived)

What technological splendors are you indulging in this evening?
I'm considering ripping a DVD of Alien 3. It offers both the Theatrical and Special cuts;
I'm unsure if the Special and Theatrical are the same video file with the Theatrical option skipping scenes in the VOB files.
Nevermind. Seamless branching.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 20:27, archived)

i'm looking up vertical tanning booths for my mum's friend
i'm using the new fangled internet to research them.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:08, archived)

M8 that is so 2023
These days you type what you want to search for into ChatGPT and then IT does the internet search for you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:09, archived)

Or tell her to gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:11, archived)

They look like those waterpark slides that open the floor beneath you

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:13, archived)

Personal Cancer Enclosures.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:25, archived)

#infest

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:00, archived)

Depechezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:10, archived)

So you are in a tanning shop taking videos of naked women and using reverse image search .

( mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:30, archived)

What a facken mangrel

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:31, archived)

Typical something, I don't know what. I'll go with jew . Safe bet

( mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 22:16, archived)

you know what their like

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:01, archived)

They may have evolved since the last scientific experiments were carried out.

( mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:27, archived)

I've got a Rose West 'cuntbuster' dildo rammed up my 'Paul Gadd'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:36, archived)

You ok?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:39, archived)

Yeah it's a bit bigger than I'm comfortable with but I'll be ok

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:59, archived)

Lol but

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:59, archived)

Autistic Luddism is a weird hill to die on,
but at least you're going to die.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 22:51, archived)

DVDs aren't luddist.
They still outsell Bluray.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 22:53, archived)

Never really used either much
But then I don't watch much tv.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:17, archived)

you boring bastard

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:43, archived)

You fat twat

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:29, archived)

I'm ripping a dvd of alien 3 as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 22:58, archived)

Ripped mine years ago, what took you guys so long?
Or are you just re-enjoying the process and you don't actually need to rip it? I can understand that.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:06, archived)

It's theraputic
Like pissing on a red anthill
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:32, archived)

Did they do 3? FFS . Blockbusters is shut now.

( mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:26, archived)

I only found out there were more than two yesterday
It was a great shock to me when I saw it in poundland. Should've called it "Alienses" I said.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:34, archived)

Is it really a hill? Is it not just shouting at buses?

( mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:19, archived)

I don't really mind, as long as the bus hits him.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:01, archived)

Cremate-a Flack

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:01, archived)

Killing Me Slowly

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:09, archived)

omerta flack

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:09, archived)

Grave Roberta

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:13, archived)

the last time ever I saw her face

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:15, archived)

RIPerta Flack

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:16, archived)

winner

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 20:47, archived)

You could say that the motor neurone disease
was killing her softly
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:17, archived)

But you probably wouldn't

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:17, archived)

And shouldn't

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:17, archived)

oh I don't know
you know me m8, I'm just about bonkers enough to say it!!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 17:47, archived)

Haha, you're out of control m8!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 18:08, archived)

First Caroline Flack, now Roberta Flack. COINCIDENCE????!? JOIN THE DOTS, SHEEPLE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:32, archived)

You can expect a lot of flack for posting conspiracy theories online

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:40, archived)

two less flack tho, that's his point

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 20:48, archived)

fewer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:30, archived)

Roberta Lack

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 18:08, archived)

second place

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 20:49, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 22:55, archived)

Is Mr. Tea around?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:09, archived)

yeah hang on, I'll just get him

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:10, archived)

Cool thanks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:12, archived)

bear with me

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:14, archived)

He didn't ask about the bear

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:20, archived)

it hasn't got any trousers on and it's pestering me for my 'honey'

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:33, archived)

Mr Tea, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:34, archived)

he's just coming now

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:00, archived)

Bit personal

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:11, archived)

bear with him

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:16, archived)

Try asking, duh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:12, archived)

Is Mr Tea asquare?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:27, archived)

Yog! Um Rush The Show
/Little Plum
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:22, archived)

Fucking hell

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:12, archived)

Well I am now. Why?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2025, 20:30, archived)

see?

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:03, archived)

Bloody buggery bollocks
I say.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 13:45, archived)

James Herbert's 'The Yog'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 13:52, archived)

I love that book

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 14:08, archived)

All Systems Yog

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:06, archived)

Yog On The Tyne

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 14:18, archived)

If they're getting bloody maybe you should instead use the traditional method.

( brb natural fistic, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 13:54, archived)

Yoggy went a'courtin' and he did ride uh-huh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 13:55, archived)

Jeremiah was a bull yog

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 14:12, archived)

Noggin the Yog

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 13:55, archived)

Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the yogs of war

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 13:56, archived)

Yo-Gi-Uh!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 13:58, archived)

afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Feb 2025, 14:01, archived)

Yog-Sothoth
and other timeleth monthterth.
( .Yeti., Mon 24 Feb 2025, 14:04, archived)

Yoggy bottom

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 14:05, archived)

Yog day afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 14:09, archived)

Everybody Yoghurts

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 14:10, archived)

Jacob Rees-Yog

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 14:29, archived)

Yogwai

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 14:33, archived)

𓆏~FROG NEWS UPDATE~𓆏
Frogspawn!
1 clutch visible.
( brb natural fistic, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 14:58, archived)

Forbidden tapioca

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:03, archived)

Self-propelling bubble tea

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:06, archived)

FRY
( .Yeti., Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:18, archived)

Yogi Bear

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:11, archived)

Are yog on a go my way?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:12, archived)

byoggocks

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:08, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Feb 2025, 7:10, archived)

back to sleep for me

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 7:24, archived)

Lol tos

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 9:40, archived)

terms of service are rarely anything to laugh about

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 12:50, archived)

You're too serious

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 13:41, archived)

alright The Joker

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:10, archived)

Monday morning, you sure look fine

-fine +like a smeggy bell
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 7:26, archived)

look smell
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 11:42, archived)

Morns

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 9:39, archived)

A yohgurt advert that seems to be on most of the podcasts* I listen to is making me very angry.
*not yoghurt related
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 9:56, archived)

"Yoghurt; imagine if rotten milk tasted good"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 10:26, archived)

^ yog bro

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 11:38, archived)

YOGS OUT

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 11:42, archived)

Yoggy, yoggy, yoggy,
oi! oi! oi!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2025, 11:45, archived)

Yog on the tyne is all mine all mine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 12:03, archived)

Portmanteau:
yule + log = yog. Can you think of your own?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 12:11, archived)

Reservoir Yogs

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 12:17, archived)

𓆏~FROG NEWS~𓆏
A few of them have been singing in the pond recently and tonight I saw the first box-frog of the year! (I keep 3 water rockeries as extra water habitat for the frogs, they're made from old Royal Mail sorting boxes, hence box-frogs.)

It means they're out hunting slugs, getting their strength up for the breeding season, yay!

Very healthy looking, young, probably a male as it's on the smaller side, possibly a very young female. Too dark to check its ears to be sure either way.

The foxes are also back, which means another year of no hedgehogs, fewer birds, and loads of fleas. :/
( brb natural fistic, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 23:18, archived)

BONUS FROG JOKE
What happens when a frog's van breaks down?
It gets toad away.
( brb natural fistic, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 23:29, archived)

Good news about the frogs

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 9:06, archived)

Not as good as Monkey News
But frogs are interesting.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 9:58, archived)

Monkey News is the shit.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 12:52, archived)

+ flinging

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 13:13, archived)

Frogs are nice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 10:12, archived)

bedtime

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 22:07, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 22:12, archived)

delicious

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 22:24, archived)