Quentin Wilsoff

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 16:07, archived)

Quentin Tarantidont

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 8 Nov 2025, 16:49, archived)

Quentin Tarantinomore

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 18:39, archived)

Quittin Tarantino

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 18:46, archived)

Quentin Tarintombo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 18:48, archived)

Quentin Taranfinito

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 21:33, archived)

Quentin Wilted

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 16:54, archived)

Top Gearly Departed

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 17:08, archived)

George Quent

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 17:13, archived)

lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 19:25, archived)

Quent to the bog

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 17:44, archived)

Quentin Wils o no imdead

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 18:47, archived)

Happy deathday to Quentin Wilson who died today on 8 November 2025 which is his deathday.

( .Yeti., Sat 8 Nov 2025, 19:03, archived)

Quentout Wilsoff

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Nov 2025, 19:15, archived)

Quittin' Life son

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 19:25, archived)

Lamentin' Wilson

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 20:11, archived)

Bottom Gear

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 20:55, archived)

I don't beleeeeeve it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 23:37, archived)

WANKSMELL
yes really, WANKSMELL.

Hi gonad's, Queef here. My second to last day here in Chelsea, I'm going to miss it. Dinner party at ours later, lashings of fancy tucker and grog.

U
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:05, archived)

Just loaded up all my fishing gear in a blokes van. Hopefully him and his son have as many good times as I have had

( mongychops, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:07, archived)

Nice to know it's going somewhere good I would think
My brother and I made a few kids very happy giving away all our toy soldiers. All individually painted old skool lead ones
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:10, archived)

happy ill with lead poisoning
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:16, archived)

never did us any harm!
Oh.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:21, archived)

Never had you down as the Warhammer type, I gotta say.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:16, archived)

They came from our uncle
He was one of those '6 month long wargame' types. We had all sorts of neat stuff like a whole fleet of triremes as well
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:19, archived)

What condition were the triremes in?
I hope they were mint.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:20, archived)

Heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:21, archived)

I hate fishing
But that Mortimer and Whitehouse show is good.

Shows that you can make the most mundane, boring and fucking pointless pastime tolerable to watch.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:40, archived)

So you're not doing fishing any more? At least you still have your portable time keeping devices

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:08, archived)

Few at auction if you fancy one. Everything is for sale. I'm keeping nothing. Starting fresh

( mongychops, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 15:06, archived)

at the very least you're keeping us updated

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 17:06, archived)

I can remedy that

( mongychops, Sun 9 Nov 2025, 2:31, archived)

you could i suppose

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 9 Nov 2025, 16:35, archived)

GUFFCHEESE, yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:16, archived)

Shit yeah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:20, archived)

GUNTSTENCH
I'm going to see if I can buy a new shopping trolley, then I'll be going to see my parents
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:34, archived)

How are your parents?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 12:30, archived)

Mum is frustrated that her broken shoulder hasn't healed yet
Dad is currently getting ready to go to the pub
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 17:11, archived)

Pro tip: you don't need to buy one, they give them away in supermarkets

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:10, archived)

I am going bowling in a bit.
When was the last time you had 3 fingers inside a big black thing?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:38, archived)

Rusty Lee's 70th birthday

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 12:30, archived)

I have never been to Chelsea but I imagine it to be full of

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 12:17, archived)

You know what, I accidentally posted that without finishing my thought
and maybe it’s better left unfinished, like most of my
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 12:18, archived)

symphonies? businesses?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:11, archived)

Yep, just call me Ludwig van Dyson

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:22, archived)

You couldn't be more

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 12:30, archived)

That’s what I like about you Queef, you’re always so

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:23, archived)

racist? nude?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 15:59, archived)

I was thinking this about

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 12:39, archived)

pensioners? flower shows?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:06, archived)

Not well, and going to a university open day thing with the boy
Could very much do without it today, but there we are
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:51, archived)

This
www.nytimes.com/games/pips
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 14:14, archived)

Just had a nap whilst my kids have screen time
/middle aged dad
( CowJam, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 16:49, archived)

Mornballs

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 8 Nov 2025, 6:57, archived)

Guntning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 7:42, archived)

'balls

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 7:54, archived)

cock

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 8:03, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Nov 2025, 8:11, archived)

Bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 8:14, archived)

Plums

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 9:46, archived)

globes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 14:16, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 19:12, archived)

James Watsoff

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Nov 2025, 20:04, archived)

DNR pioneer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 20:35, archived)

James sub-Prime, obvs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Nov 2025, 20:04, archived)

James Went

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 20:27, archived)

Aids, bums, tits, willies, bogies.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Nov 2025, 21:52, archived)

The line up of Queen

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 21:53, archived)

I fucking detest Queen, shit off.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Nov 2025, 22:06, archived)

As do I.
Fucking noisy cunts
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 22:24, archived)

By the luxurious flowing mane of Brian May, you cannot be serious!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 0:09, archived)

He looks like a big woofter
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 1:29, archived)

Yeah, not like Freddie, he was proper manly.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Nov 2025, 10:09, archived)

He was a fucking GEEZER
Slaying clunge all over the place.

What a mans man
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 10:13, archived)

Bit harsh

( mongychops, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 22:22, archived)

James Notson

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 22:38, archived)

He loved science, it was in his, like, nature or whatever

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 0:10, archived)

Bedtime story
Once upon a time little Jamie Watson was a poorly little orphan. Then one day he entered a drawing competition where he had to come up with a design for DNA. Unable to afford a stamp, little orphan Jamie walked 10 miles to deliver his design by hand. A few weeks later he received a letter telling him that his design had won! And that's when little Jamie Watson found out that the real prize was that all future DNA was to be shaped according to his design! And he would own the copyright, and get royalties, and then he could afford not to be an orphan any more! The end.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 0:59, archived)

i just had to drive with a colleague in the car with me today
he spent most of the time scrolling through tiktok vids or utube shots or some shit with the sound up and tbh i could have fucking murdered him
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 18:03, archived)

fortunately the dividends are great fuck you smegg wallace

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 18:04, archived)

gud 2 no m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 18:10, archived)

suck my gargantuan plums

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 18:17, archived)

Is that the name of a Pokégay?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 9:22, archived)

I picked my dealer up from Southport beach a year or so ago.
He’s a fucking grown man and sat there all the way home scrolling TikTok and asking me to watch the brain rot as I was driving.

Fucking melt
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 18:18, archived)

oh man i think it's the same guy
was it AI ducks and chickens dancing to well known tunes?
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 18:25, archived)

No

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 20:43, archived)

You should have told him to fuck off then.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 20:45, archived)

But then he would have NO friends

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 21:46, archived)

trois
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gp7pgw2rro
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 12:57, archived)

3/7 6,7

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:17, archived)

My kid said 'skibidi toilet' today, I have failed as a parent.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:17, archived)

I’m calling child services m8

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:20, archived)

so’s spanishfly, but for different reasons

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:21, archived)

So I can fuck them

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:23, archived)

Be a real shame if this post ironically made the popular page, eh, fellow b3tans?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:34, archived)

That page is for sad wankers that repeat the same joke over and over again where other sad wankers reinforce the wank
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:45, archived)

we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:48, archived)

I'm lolling out loud IRL RN!!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:51, archived)

Literally LOL
- LLOL
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 15:05, archived)

Well now you're on it. HAPPY NOW?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:51, archived)

Can I petition to have it removed?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 14:32, archived)

You can try, but it won't work.
We could ask rob to set up an Unpopular Page just for you, I suppose.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Nov 2025, 14:35, archived)

You think that ginger cunt actually reads all this shit you type?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 14:43, archived)

It's well known that Hucknall is a lurker.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 16:15, archived)

It's a soul's compurkner

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 16:25, archived)

You can put it in his hair.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 16:28, archived)

skibidi toilet is fucking great, it's no different from any other silly meme, mindless lols for kids and another hand-wringing clickbait frenzy for the media

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:53, archived)

I wasn't crazy about season 5 tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:56, archived)

I rate this post 6/7.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Nov 2025, 14:05, archived)

Very sigma of you to say so.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 14:33, archived)

i me
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Nov 2025, 14:36, archived)

skibidi toilet is fucking awful, it's very different from our silly memes, it's just mindless slop for ADHD children and yet another assault on normalcy by the lunatic liberal media

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 16:10, archived)

Yes, it's not like back in our day when we used to say "bad" to mean "good". Those were the bad old days.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 16:28, archived)

the bad new days surely?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 16:45, archived)

Shit was fresh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 16:47, archived)

Word

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 16:50, archived)

fresh so cash!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Nov 2025, 19:49, archived)

It’s all about “heavy” round this way

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 23:30, archived)

I looked it up a couple of weeks ago because I had no idea what it was.
Whatever I found out, I think my brain rejected the information because I have no memory of it and I'm still none the wiser.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 18:38, archived)

1/7 bleeding haemorrhoids

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:21, archived)

I'm afraid I can't sit down, i have a gathering

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:55, archived)

2/7
“Ick” apparently
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:24, archived)

Pr+

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:29, archived)

Oh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:30, archived)

TEH MINDPISS!!!!!11111

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:35, archived)

Pr+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:30, archived)

4
skin lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:29, archived)

I got 3 which is the best score, any other scores can shove their bollocks up their fanny

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 14:36, archived)

3/7
Ick
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 14:52, archived)

I can't even

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 15:35, archived)

So you scored a 1, 3, 5 or 7?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 16:22, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 16:43, archived)

The only thing about me is the way that I weven

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 16:35, archived)

Just had my annual 'consultation' (very brief phone call) with Doctor Richard to renew my cannabis prescription.
He asked my marital status twice in two minutes, clearly even more confused than I am.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 16:49, archived)

Just checking your short-term memory.
Did you give the same answer both times?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 17:01, archived)

I changed it up the second time, he said nothing, not sure where that leaves us

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 19:30, archived)

High on his own supply

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 17:51, archived)

It is now the afternoon
Deal with it yeah
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 12:02, archived)

Mate, you are a wild man

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 12:06, archived)

I fucking am, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 12:10, archived)

yeah?
yeah.
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 12:07, archived)

YEAH

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 12:10, archived)

How are we to deal with it?
I'm not sure I'm qualified.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 12:38, archived)

morning
- Has Rosie fingered Dawn yet?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 6:30, archived)

Morning.
Alright?
( CowJam, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 6:57, archived)

Mrnng
*both thumbs up*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 7 Nov 2025, 7:09, archived)

Yeah, you like that, don't you
- I think that's what I'm supposed to say, anyway; it's been decades since I got any
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 8:40, archived)

Morning
You been watching Bound again?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 7:38, archived)

I like that movie

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 7:45, archived)

*reminisces*
Gosh, I say!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 8:09, archived)

Is this what passes for children’s tv these days?
Morning
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 7:46, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Nov 2025, 7:48, archived)

alright Garth Marenghi c. 2004

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 7:56, archived)

There’ll be no fingering here.
This is a local messageboard, for local people.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 8:50, archived)

alright Reece Shearsmith c. 1998

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Nov 2025, 9:13, archived)

I, too, have read the Odyssey, fellow erudite person.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Nov 2025, 9:14, archived)

Haha ground control to major Tom lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 10:12, archived)

——————-
——————-
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 10:23, archived)

alright Pauline Collins c. 7th November 2025

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 10:31, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 12:11, archived)

^

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Nov 2025, 12:50, archived)

I have just been listening to The Levellers
Remember them?

Thoughts?

Cunts?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 10:30, archived)

Absolutely, pathetically shit.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Nov 2025, 11:50, archived)

You think?
They were the first band I ever saw live at about 15/16 at the Royal Court in Liverpool.

I then saw Cypress Hill there as well. I wanna say 95/96 something like that.

GREAT DAYS
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 12:43, archived)

What bands did you see in the intervening 80 years?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Nov 2025, 12:50, archived)

I am not sure you understand maths.

The levellers were infinitely better than Cypress Hill live though.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 13:25, archived)

FUCK YEAH FRIDAY FINGERING

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 11:34, archived)

Pulling mussels from a shell
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 11:43, archived)

yes, on a beach beside a wine-dark sea

( vladimir, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 12:58, archived)

Good evening.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Nov 2025, 18:42, archived)

yo

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 18:50, archived)

Pauline Collouts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 18:57, archived)

Shirley Halloween

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 18:59, archived)

Poorlyne Collins

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 19:01, archived)

Falling Collins

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 19:02, archived)

or maybe Fallen Collins is better

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 19:19, archived)

Shirley Valendyin'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 20:11, archived)

My Deaddy Valentine

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 20:24, archived)

Surely Valhalla

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 20:54, archived)

I've just seen the trailer for that Fackham Hall fillum from Jimmy Carr
and it looks incredibly, breathtakingly, legendarily shit.

Huh, huh, huh, haaaaaaaaa!
( .Yeti., Thu 6 Nov 2025, 19:40, archived)

I've never heard of any aspect of this, thanks so much for bringing it to everyone's attention.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 19:47, archived)

That's what b3ta's all about.

( .Yeti., Thu 6 Nov 2025, 20:12, archived)

oooOOOoooh! Do the hokey kokey!

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 21:18, archived)

Jimmy Carr is great.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Nov 2025, 20:03, archived)

He can be pretty funny when he wants to be, which he clearly didn't for this film.

( .Yeti., Thu 6 Nov 2025, 20:13, archived)

he's shit.

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 21:28, archived)

He has a right laugh doesn't he

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Nov 2025, 22:39, archived)

certainly one of the grates

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 20:52, archived)

Not morning
Hi spacklord's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 12:30, archived)

and spacklady, obv

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 12:31, archived)

Best thread ever

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 13:32, archived)

I am enjoying it

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 14:33, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 15:07, archived)

Hello

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 13:35, archived)

M'(spack)lady!
*doffs head-dobber*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Nov 2025, 13:46, archived)

*shartsies*

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 14:20, archived)

Ooh, fancy!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Nov 2025, 14:54, archived)

Yo
I spotted an error in my new contract and as a result will be on £1.5k more than anticipated
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 14:04, archived)

Nice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 14:21, archived)

That's more than this lot earn in 5 years, careful now!
Don't want them rioting.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 16:16, archived)

£1.5, k?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 19:15, archived)

What kind of ruined baked goods are made of tempered glass? Pyrex!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 15:25, archived)

Sounds like a Decepticon who transforms into a pie, not even in my top 10

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 15:52, archived)

Deceptinom
Autobake
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 15:52, archived)

Congratulations, they put your picture on the FP where anyone who can be bothered to scroll past Happytoasts masterpiece will see it

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 18:25, archived)

Izzy wizzy let's get busy m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 16:09, archived)

disgusting
take pictures, please
( $$ ✅, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 16:29, archived)

I've hired a boudoir shutterbug
He was expensive, but the rewards are obvious
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 17:40, archived)

I know of a very discreet haberdasher, I'd be happy to arrange an introduction for a modest fee

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 19:13, archived)

spackatelli

( $$ ✅, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 16:30, archived)

I can't read this without my spacktacles

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 19:54, archived)

morning

( CowJam, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 7:05, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Nov 2025, 7:40, archived)

Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 10:13, archived)

Go eat a bag of dicks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Nov 2025, 10:15, archived)

They're on offer at Woolworth's at the moment.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 10:24, archived)

Pick 'n' dicks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 10:33, archived)

Aniseed balls

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 11:01, archived)

I seed the whole package!

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 11:54, archived)

Mornen

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 7:52, archived)

merning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 7:59, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 8:11, archived)

mawneen
/Nick fucking Grimshaw
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 8:18, archived)

horning

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 8:27, archived)

good morning

( $$ ✅, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 9:29, archived)

hullo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 10:19, archived)

hiya
I've just downloaded steam on an old laptop running linux mint
I've got no fucking idea what I'm doing lol
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 11:55, archived)

stea +ree
( .Yeti., Thu 6 Nov 2025, 12:05, archived)

reem or mree?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 12:08, archived)

the choice is yours

( .Yeti., Thu 6 Nov 2025, 13:06, archived)

Will it run Chip's Challenge?

( CowJam, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 12:05, archived)

i don't know
I was going to download Thank Goodness You're Here
but I don't get paid til tomorrow
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 12:09, archived)

I've heard that's good.
If you've got amazon prime check out amazon luna on your laptop, it being old and linuxy shouldn't matter.
( CowJam, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 12:20, archived)

no, I don't use amazon

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 12:49, archived)

aparently there will be some banging later on tonight

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 17:10, archived)

Cor!
Nice bit of anal I hope?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 5 Nov 2025, 17:35, archived)

meh,

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Nov 2025, 17:37, archived)

Come on Smegg
You usually love it up there
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 5 Nov 2025, 17:38, archived)

Up my buttery biscuit hoop.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Nov 2025, 19:24, archived)

your party ring

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 19:38, archived)

My iced gem

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:17, archived)

Directly into the gooey centre*
*japper
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 5 Nov 2025, 22:05, archived)

My pussies are terrified

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 19:38, archived)

fireworks are wank. shit for animals and super polluting too

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 19:55, archived)

^Fun McFunface

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Nov 2025, 19:59, archived)

if you love your pets
you can acclimatise them to fireworks
it just requires a bit of effort
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:11, archived)

i don't think that's a good idea

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:58, archived)

fuck your pets then

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 11:56, archived)

^ never owned a labradoodle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 21:47, archived)

Nobody should. What a crap animal. Even the original breeder regrets it. That has to be harsh as a dog

( mongychops, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 0:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8461181
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 6:38, archived)

Exactly
My family will all be staying in and watching this instead
www.aidtopia.com/software/aidfw/index.html
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:14, archived)

will it run on win95se?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:59, archived)

+s

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Nov 2025, 21:07, archived)

My poor boys are hiding under the stairs

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 21:31, archived)

my roman candle just went off in my hand

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:35, archived)

Seems to be done
- for now
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 21:13, archived)

Not here
It sounds like a war zone
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 21:32, archived)

hahahaha please. this is talk. the last time anyone here was around any banging it was jesus being nailed to a cross

( vladimir, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 22:19, archived)

Jesus was on /talk?
Actually that makes sense, I can see him trying out his edgelord material here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 6:38, archived)

We're well into the afternoon and we still haven't got an afternoon thread.
Is anyone going to make one?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 14:50, archived)

i doubt it

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 14:54, archived)

Well then fuck the lot of you.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 14:54, archived)

fuck us yourself you coward

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 15:13, archived)

Probably not

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 14:55, archived)

See above.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 15:02, archived)

Does this mean you're fucking the lot of us again, or just referencing the first time?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 15:03, archived)

We haven't even got to the first time yet! I'm too much of a coward according to Mr Bricks.
and he's right
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 15:15, archived)

aw

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 15:33, archived)

Too busy looking around some weed head's house
not gonna buy, just being nosey like
( $$ ✅, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 15:14, archived)

rob them
it’s a lot easier than it sounds. Potheads are easy to rob.

Coke heads a little different
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 15:17, archived)

If you suspect them of criminality you should stand outside their house and shout, I have learned this from reading the UK news
Over here of course we just disappear them, it's a new system.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 15:30, archived)

I'm buying a gun for that is my God given constitutional right

( $$ ✅, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 15:41, archived)

Just the one? Like some kind of lame bitch?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:00, archived)

Just fucking buy it you time waster

( mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 17:29, archived)

afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Nov 2025, 15:31, archived)

That's the spirit!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 15:36, archived)

I'm making thyme-infused buerre noisette
for my carrot and swede puree. Touch of mace at the end, et voila m8

tl;dr non
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 16:04, archived)

It's that thyme again, is it?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 16:06, archived)

+ce

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 16:08, archived)

force my carrot

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 16:16, archived)

FOOD NONCE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Nov 2025, 16:18, archived)

Hello?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 16:38, archived)

'm making thyme-infused buerre noisette sound like
for my Jasper
and swede puree. Touch of mace at the end, et voila m8

non funky moped
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 16:42, archived)

I wish I didn't find this funny but I did so there we go
www.instagram.com/reel/DQpAAT3ggKI/?igsh=MWNjN3V6MWpxc21xNw==
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 16:41, archived)

You actually USE instagram?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 18:25, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Nov 2025, 6:45, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 6:51, archived)

what, again?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 7:27, archived)

bonfire morning

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 7:47, archived)

bon dumpster
morning website
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 8:19, archived)

I think that law was recinded in the late 1700s or 1800s.

( mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 9:29, archived)

morning
I've been 'winning' the image challenge since Sunday. When teh magic donkey finally gets around to putting me on the FP, I would like to dedicate my terrific victory to all the good people of /talk.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 8:02, archived)

Cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Nov 2025, 8:34, archived)

Smegg Wallace

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 9:22, archived)

Which ones are the good ones?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 8:45, archived)

The reposts from years ago, you can't beat the classics!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 9:25, archived)

we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Nov 2025, 9:53, archived)

Well, turds don't *have* anus either.
/ac
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 10:18, archived)

Good news, teh magic donkey is here!
He has given the nod to HappyToast's John Lewis advert post as being the only funny picture on /board in the last week worthy of an FP. I'm sure he'll get around to looking at the image challenge shortly.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 13:58, archived)

Probably to cheer happytoast up after his hilarious post didn't get any replies

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 14:25, archived)

I didn't even know there was a new John Lewis advert until I saw his post.
His finger is just too on the pulse.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 14:32, archived)

It's certainly somewhere

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:12, archived)

Congratulations. I stopped entering the image challenges as I find it all too depressing

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 14:18, archived)

I do hope that the whole image challenge won't be shelved simply because someone beat HappyToast in the popular vote.
That would be a dreadful message to send to the sponsors of b3ta.com.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 22:40, archived)

Maughning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 8:54, archived)

Got loads of people coming today to view the house. Hope they like the smell of weed

( mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 9:27, archived)

Everywhere smells of weed these days, I'm sure they'll be used to it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 9:28, archived)

-d

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 9:30, archived)

loas, toay
mm etc
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 9:32, archived)

ick Cheney

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 9:34, archived)

It's my age:(

( mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 9:34, archived)

Skibidi toilet

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 10:08, archived)

6-7

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Nov 2025, 10:33, archived)

fuck yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 21:17, archived)

Spanishdied

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 15:08, archived)

alright mate

I seem to be living in all of your heads rent free.

My work here has been achieved
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 15:10, archived)

Not your mate, now fuck off.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 15:26, archived)

Well you certainly showed us by being universally disliked.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 16:15, archived)

Wow
That's one of the saddest things I've ever heard. And I've been on b3ta dot com forward slash talk
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 17:19, archived)

i'm not sure i really 'get' this place anymore

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 18:02, archived)

Basically we're all playing a game,
which spanishfly has won by being strongly and universally disliked for a number of legitimate reasons.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Nov 2025, 19:59, archived)

oh. bravo. well done mr fly.

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 20:38, archived)

List them

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 14:29, archived)

Your work? What's the money like?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 19:16, archived)

super
/ac
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 19:51, archived)

if only

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 15:42, archived)

feel like pure shit, just want fruit polos back

( $$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 15:59, archived)

I'd heard that about you

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 16:09, archived)

Dry your eyes m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 17:18, archived)

i've gad that song in my head for about 2 hours u utter fuck

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 20:16, archived)

pour some chocolate in your ear
it'll come out a Treat
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 18:28, archived)

I think I speak for all of /chat in congratulating Sir David Beckham on his Knighthood
for services to kicking a ball about and kissing the royal hoop
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 18:05, archived)

i kicked a ball once
i didn't like it
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 18:30, archived)

the taste of his hairy dipstick
also -k +l
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 18:55, archived)

dipsticl lol

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 18:56, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 19:49, archived)

RIP Cheney

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 11:41, archived)

Pulled the Cheney

( $$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 11:44, archived)

Let's take a moment to remember when Dick Cheney shot a friend during a hunting trip and then required a public apology from the friend for making him look bad

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 11:45, archived)

His name is one 'r' away from sounding like 'dictionary', really makes you think

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 12:49, archived)

Ever look up dictionary in a dictionary? The definition is the entire dictionary. It's very confusing.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 12:56, archived)

I thought that if you looked up dictionary in a dictionary, you'd get a picture of you looking up dictionary in a dictionary.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 12:58, archived)

what kind of dictionary has pictures in it?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 14:00, archived)

The dictionary that has the entry for dictionary as a picture of you looking up dictionary in the dictionary, duh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 14:02, archived)

Now you're thinking with dictionaries!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 16:02, archived)

also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picture_dictionary
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 14:03, archived)

You're welcome

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 15:01, archived)

It's part of a set
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 16:03, archived)

Sub-Prime Dick

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 11:49, archived)

Dick Went

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 11:50, archived)

and shot his buddy in the face, then he made him apologize.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 12:56, archived)

Bullet or spunk?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 13:03, archived)

Both, in that order.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 14:00, archived)

That wasn't Cheney
That was an ad for John McCain's
(Martin Anus, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 17:00, archived)

Dick Dead

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 12:47, archived)

sick cheney

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 12:51, archived)

Dick Finis

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 13:10, archived)

Corpse Deady

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 13:44, archived)

trigor mortis
if he died by gunshot
( $$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 13:47, archived)

Trigger made a face
+ implode
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 14:00, archived)

Stiff Dick

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 14:53, archived)

Dick Cheyne-Stokes

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 17:50, archived)

Morning
- it's a social construct
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 6:29, archived)

m======
=o=====
==r====
===n===
====i==
=====n=
======g
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 6:43, archived)

It's a fookin disgrace

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 6:58, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 7:31, archived)

It's a made up flebsite.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 7:38, archived)

I’m interfering with my Shatner's Bassoon as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 7:46, archived)

What is ?

( mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 7:11, archived)

m-o-r-n-i-n-g
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( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 7:30, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 8:21, archived)

I'm not so sure
J. S. Szymanski noted that birds observed light differences, a 24-hour cycle, and temperature changes.
( $$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 9:05, archived)

What did J. S. Bach think?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 9:11, archived)

Probably thought the organ of the St Paul's Church in Leipzig was overrated

( $$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 9:16, archived)

Haha, classic Johann! What a legend.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 9:17, archived)

Always criticism of the organ

( mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 9:45, archived)

Why does J. S. Szymanski appear
every time you are near?
( .Yeti., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 9:34, archived)

Szymanski was full of shit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 10:55, archived)

SCATmanski, I called him!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 10:58, archived)

When you cook them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 17:09, archived)

Morning
went to see The Headhunter in the Union Chappel last night. Very, very jaaaaaaaz. Nice.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 9:15, archived)

+ Mann Nice Spherical
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 9:16, archived)

Jesus you sound like those blue haired transformers

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 11:10, archived)

Mentally disturbed…roll out

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 11:10, archived)

evening

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 18:01, archived)

So you say
- What is your evening threshold?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 18:11, archived)

darkness

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 18:19, archived)

There you are, ok then so FUCK YOU you fucking BALATRO CUNT, I want my day back

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 19:20, archived)

i agree that arseboon balatro is a name UK Trump supporters use.

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 19:52, archived)

HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 21:08, archived)

about three fiddy
i dun a wrong spell. corrected.
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 21:55, archived)

three fliddy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 22:43, archived)

Balatro is great innit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Nov 2025, 20:05, archived)

It really is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 21:03, archived)

Positively roguelike, or so I hear.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Nov 2025, 21:49, archived)

It's a cheeky scamp and no mistake

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 22:44, archived)

I went to T in the Park there in '97 and '98,
saw the Beastie Boys (with Money Mark), Portishead, Blur, the Manics, loads of other bands too. Some were OK (Stereophonics, Catatonia), some were shite (Bernard Butler), some were unexpectedly brilliant but swiftly forgotten (Rialto).
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 22:44, archived)

I should clarify that this particular festival took place at Balado, for clarity and shit pun purposes.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 22:46, archived)

I went to the first one in strathclyde country park
had to watch fucking Primal Scream
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 23:16, archived)

Could Bobby Gillespie ever sing, or was he always a tone-deaf banshee?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 6:26, archived)

He could never sing.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 7:00, archived)

And by multiple accounts, an absolute cunt.
I've never met him so I can't verify.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 8:38, archived)

Spanishfly, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 9:11, archived)

I *can* verify that based on its online activity.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 9:15, archived)

Primal Scream used to be one of my favourite bands, and I can safely say that their last halfway decent album was Evil Heat, nearly 25 years ago.
Having said that, the album Bobby did with Jehnny Beth was surprisingly good.

#fascinatinginsightfromsmegg
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 11:08, archived)

XTRMNTR is the only album of theirs I own.
I liked it at the time, haven't listened to it for ages though
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 12:28, archived)

They're playing it live next month.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 12:40, archived)

good evening MiseryCunt

( vladimir, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 20:03, archived)

evenin' vlad

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 21:55, archived)

Die-ane Ladd

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 23:01, archived)

L'orphan Dern

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 8:14, archived)

afternooh

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 12:16, archived)

afternooi

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 12:24, archived)

afternoob

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 12:33, archived)

afternooj

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 13:12, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 14:37, archived)

POPULAR

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 14:47, archived)

UN+

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 16:00, archived)

aftern○○n

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 12:51, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 12:56, archived)

Off til Thurs now, woo, yay etc
Might get on the 'ones and twos'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 13:14, archived)

I think Spanishfly has got on all of those already.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 13:37, archived)

Heh
The dorty wee cont
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 13:40, archived)

I quit everything
Been good for a couple of years now
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 15:38, archived)

When I worked in Richer Sounds we had an endless demand for "Technics an' Jammo innit"
but we managed to flog them an amp as well so we made a bit of commission. The 1210s were £349 each in the late 90s and we made barely any profit on the bastards. Given the weight of them they really were a loss leader, but the mixers had a bit more margin and the amps could make a few quid.

I pitied all the neighbours tho...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 14:00, archived)

My 1200s are as good today as the day I bought them
The lights are bust, that's it. I had them serviced in about 2005 for a few hundred quid. They're probably worth about what I paid for them. Not bad really
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 14:09, archived)

They are astonishingy well built things
when all our civilisation is but dust there will still be decks...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 15:15, archived)

I can fix the lights. Unfortunately house is for sale now, so I'll be off Christmas time

( mongychops, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 17:16, archived)

I’m doing a number two as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 16:00, archived)

Grok, explain this

( $$ ✅, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 15:47, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 15:59, archived)

I didn't think she spoke
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Groke
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 16:12, archived)

It's woke rubbish, and Hitler was misunderstood.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 16:26, archived)

Well he should have written in God's own English and not that foreign German rubbish with the umlauts and the big letter B thing.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 16:36, archived)

ßumlauts

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 16:37, archived)

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( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 16:59, archived)

bs

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 17:12, archived)

roflcopter

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 17:43, archived)